This Week In History: Statue Of Liberty Arrives From France, Moves Into Cramped Tenement Building

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The Onion looks at the discovery of a group of North Dakotan coal miners that would become the cast of 'Happy Days,' the Supreme Court ruling that allowed black students to experience racism first hand in desegregated schools, and the historic hot air balloon ride that allowed one 13-year-old to become the first American to urinate on a crowd from 100 feet in the air.
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  • @Redbishop613
    @Redbishop61311 жыл бұрын

    He's probably covering his face to hide his laughter... I don't know how anyone can keep a straight face with that.

  • @genericprofile2381
    @genericprofile23815 жыл бұрын

    The only news network that lets me watch a man break down in real time

  • @memphisstef3808

    @memphisstef3808

    4 жыл бұрын

    Who needs a news network when I have a mirror

  • @jwaj

    @jwaj

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@memphisstef3808 this one hit too close man

  • @zeitgeist1958
    @zeitgeist195812 жыл бұрын

    yeah....really starting to worry about the professor. Am i alone on this?

  • @alfredoeaterofworlds2908

    @alfredoeaterofworlds2908

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @cones914

    @cones914

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @lazorplayz4556

    @lazorplayz4556

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @matiasderosa661

    @matiasderosa661

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yes

  • @dogerecords5312

    @dogerecords5312

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yeah, is he ok?

  • @Natura1Wyrm
    @Natura1Wyrm12 жыл бұрын

    The ongoing gag with the prof' was comedy gold. Doesn't work if you weren't aware of the previous bits, but with them in the chronological series the breakdown is perfect.

  • @Brandon33akahk
    @Brandon33akahk12 жыл бұрын

    Best crying scene ever.

  • @DiscoveringReligion
    @DiscoveringReligion12 жыл бұрын

    The professor is really growing on me. I kept waiting for him to go off on another tirade, but he just kept crying. That was TRULY genius. I was laughing so hard that I was crying, haha! I love that guy. :)

  • @hdudidi
    @hdudidi5 жыл бұрын

    This is the funniest take on desegregation I’ve ever heard😂😂

  • @suicideposter
    @suicideposter12 жыл бұрын

    That image of Lady Liberty and her family is just too brilliant.

  • @KaliburKitty
    @KaliburKitty12 жыл бұрын

    I cracked up when I saw the Statue of liberties family!

  • @TheAmazingTwist
    @TheAmazingTwist12 жыл бұрын

    When I watched the last "This Week In History" I thought "Well the next one has to have the historian either looking emotionless and silently into the camera or weeping continuously, since they've upped the ante so much, this is the only possible culmination" Wish I wrote that in the chat then and became mini-Nostradamus.

  • @vyl4650

    @vyl4650

    3 жыл бұрын

    Its okay, You'll always be my mini-nostradamus

  • @bearwithacomputer

    @bearwithacomputer

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@vyl4650 Aww Now kiss

  • @killmenowprettyprett
    @killmenowprettyprett3 жыл бұрын

    It sounded like he was crying and laughing at the same time

  • @Polaris5664
    @Polaris56643 жыл бұрын

    1:46 Local man realizes he is in the universe where the onion is real life.

  • @JesseGolo

    @JesseGolo

    3 жыл бұрын

    So... 2020?

  • @superfisto
    @superfisto12 жыл бұрын

    I could watch that guy cry for hours.

  • @videomissionary
    @videomissionary12 жыл бұрын

    1:24 Lady Liberty shedding a single tear

  • @CptMagnus
    @CptMagnus4 жыл бұрын

    If you actually blend The Onion with legitimate news these days it'll get harder and harder to discern which is which

  • @chrisjamel8461
    @chrisjamel84616 жыл бұрын

    Lol the perfect stature!!

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn3 жыл бұрын

    “First American” implies other people have done it before

  • @Mister_B_
    @Mister_B_12 жыл бұрын

    I love how the Professor gets more and more bizarre each week.

  • @majinjared
    @majinjared12 жыл бұрын

    Can watch that professor cry for hours, it really warms my heart :)

  • @colechapman6976
    @colechapman69763 жыл бұрын

    The statute of liberty would’ve been given a visa but since the statues only job is to sit and hold a torch, she was considered too low skilled and was sent back to France

  • @gofojibwas
    @gofojibwas12 жыл бұрын

    I live in Kamloops, British Columbia, Canada. One of our three city radio stations is 97.5, The River, and as far as I know is only broadcast as far as our two neighbouring cities. Needless to say, I tripped balls when I just heard it mentioned on The Onion

  • @Jcolinsol
    @Jcolinsol12 жыл бұрын

    Wise, wise words from Mr. Gandhi.

  • @boldfurykeren
    @boldfurykeren12 жыл бұрын

    I got the results of the final exams of my degree today. Oh god, that historian... I'm going to be him...

  • @jvbjules
    @jvbjules12 жыл бұрын

    oh my gosh i was crying laughing so hard when he was crying...this is so funny how do they know how to be so funny

  • @grig8310
    @grig83103 жыл бұрын

    This feels like what a history documentary would look like if it was made by an alien civilization hundreds of years in the future... (and they took some creative liberty)

  • @_TriGN
    @_TriGN3 жыл бұрын

    at the beginning i was like yay something happy and then they said they could endure ratial slurs from places other than the streets....

  • @SLITTHROAT13
    @SLITTHROAT1312 жыл бұрын

    Seriously those are the best moments in these vids

  • @MitchofSmeg
    @MitchofSmeg12 жыл бұрын

    At first i didnt get the crying bit, but then, i lolled.

  • @angel.avila.
    @angel.avila.12 жыл бұрын

    Fast forwarding through Prof. Hendry like a baws!

  • @Stupidindeed
    @Stupidindeed3 жыл бұрын

    I spat out my food when he started crying.

  • @suicideposter
    @suicideposter12 жыл бұрын

    Uh oh, your elementary school teachers taught you wrong too. Just look it up and have your mind blown.

  • @leahmartin3287
    @leahmartin328712 жыл бұрын

    2:45 Bart Simpson, the pioneer days

  • @kane4013
    @kane40133 жыл бұрын

    1:45 Loving the bleakness! Thanks The Onion 😀

  • @existentialvoid
    @existentialvoid12 жыл бұрын

    LOL brilliant as usual

  • @GeoStarcraft
    @GeoStarcraft12 жыл бұрын

    These are by far my favorite Onion clips. The professor story is hilarious.

  • @piprod01
    @piprod0112 жыл бұрын

    Because we need to see it.

  • @nativeafroeurasian
    @nativeafroeurasian3 жыл бұрын

    1:51 he's not crying he's loughing about the jokes of the onion

  • @FilterExel
    @FilterExel12 жыл бұрын

    At least Prof. Hendry didn't complain this time.

  • @cupofteam
    @cupofteam12 жыл бұрын

    Love the Onion :')

  • @meadowsirl
    @meadowsirl12 жыл бұрын

    i wish i could see one of these every day. I never get sick of them.

  • @SynthLizard8
    @SynthLizard812 жыл бұрын

    The lady liberty story was hilarious!

  • @LiquidZ2k
    @LiquidZ2k12 жыл бұрын

    Poor Mr. Hendry... it'll be okay...

  • @learnerlearns
    @learnerlearns12 жыл бұрын

    Great writing and superb acting!

  • @thereisnosanctuary6184
    @thereisnosanctuary61843 жыл бұрын

    I liked the painting of hot air balloon piss

  • @crikey1mate
    @crikey1mate3 жыл бұрын

    Miss this show

  • @ArtypNk
    @ArtypNk12 жыл бұрын

    That's okay Timothy. Let it out.

  • @lautaromaria6040
    @lautaromaria60402 жыл бұрын

    Why do I have the feeling that Alex, from the Monument Mythos, was inspired to create the LIBERTYLURKER video by the Lady liberty gag from this video?

  • @CoryI
    @CoryI12 жыл бұрын

    Give that man an Oscar!

  • @Steve27775
    @Steve2777512 жыл бұрын

    LOL @ the Liberty family.

  • @Voltaic_Fire
    @Voltaic_Fire3 жыл бұрын

    That cramped, rat infested tenament in the lower east side is now priced at $65m. That's a joke but not the ha-ha kind.

  • @PaulKrzysz
    @PaulKrzysz12 жыл бұрын

    Typo at 2:44 First has a Capital I.

  • @bagaboiebailey
    @bagaboiebailey3 жыл бұрын

    I love how they use stock images in 1950s video clips 😂

  • @ryantao2946
    @ryantao2946 Жыл бұрын

    0:55 really can’t tell if the kid is looking away or at the one bullying him.

  • @ScottKorin
    @ScottKorin12 жыл бұрын

    Poor Mr. Hendry.

  • @SageofCancer
    @SageofCancer12 жыл бұрын

    I don't like crying professor. He better redeem himself next week or it's back to the salt mines

  • @fusionsoul
    @fusionsoul12 жыл бұрын

    lol First American to urinate on a crowd from 100 feet in the air

  • @Sancor93
    @Sancor9312 жыл бұрын

    1:45 LMFAO!

  • @Darkrise714
    @Darkrise71412 жыл бұрын

    How come there's no more Today Now segments?

  • @xMicroNikx
    @xMicroNikx12 жыл бұрын

    just like how french fries and french toast were originally created in fancy french restaurants...

  • @NDenizen
    @NDenizen12 жыл бұрын

    This week in Hendry.

  • @knight2battle
    @knight2battle12 жыл бұрын

    OSCAR FOR PROFFESSOR!

  • @Bugside
    @Bugside12 жыл бұрын

    My favorite onion show

  • @jeb31415
    @jeb3141512 жыл бұрын

    I just can't understand why I didn't find this history stuff so interesting in high school.

  • @snarfymcsnarfface2323
    @snarfymcsnarfface23234 жыл бұрын

    Suddenly, Doggo

  • @radwelliii4076
    @radwelliii40763 жыл бұрын

    ngl timothy h. hendry is my favourite historian

  • @Ottoplemeniti
    @Ottoplemeniti12 жыл бұрын

    Poor guy....

  • @SummerSausage1
    @SummerSausage112 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like a solid idea. Don't forget to mention that you're watching this in 2012 and to like the post accordingly.

  • @Peregrine1946
    @Peregrine194612 жыл бұрын

    The professor commenting has become the best part of The Onion.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist112 жыл бұрын

    I have to wonder what Ghandi's statement would have been life it it hadn't been "historically speaking."

  • @ShaktipatSeer2
    @ShaktipatSeer212 жыл бұрын

    agree

  • @ti225rt
    @ti225rt12 жыл бұрын

    Awesome

  • @magoomba
    @magoomba12 жыл бұрын

    that poor poor professor

  • @yankeenoodles
    @yankeenoodles3 жыл бұрын

    2:18 Me brushing my teeth

  • @utterlymoot
    @utterlymoot12 жыл бұрын

    that poor man, WHY DO THEY NOT EDIT OUT HIS PAIN!?!?

  • @tuseroni
    @tuseroni12 жыл бұрын

    "(...)becoming the first american to urinate on a crowd from 100 feet in the air" but not the last!

  • @7ay
    @7ay12 жыл бұрын

    agreed

  • @TomahawkTerror
    @TomahawkTerror12 жыл бұрын

    I fucking love The Onion.

  • @socratesjr
    @socratesjr12 жыл бұрын

    man, THAT PROFESSOR is really ANN CURRY-ing it.

  • @gamerknown
    @gamerknown12 жыл бұрын

    Dear Onion viewers: if you are in New York City any time soon, I'd heartily recommend checking out the Tenement Museum. Gives a great view of what it was like to be a working class American in the days before the welfare state (hint: it's not pretty).

  • @purplesully
    @purplesully12 жыл бұрын

    that poor statue of liberty. . .

  • @TheNerfer
    @TheNerfer12 жыл бұрын

    Go ahead, he needs it.

  • @gamerknown
    @gamerknown12 жыл бұрын

    Chomsky: Thomas Jefferson, the leading Enlightenment figure in the United States, along with Benjamin Franklin, who took exactly the same view, argued that dependence will lead to "subservience and venality", and will "suffocate[s] the germs of virtue". And remember, by dependence he meant wage labor, which was considered an abomination under classical liberal principles.

  • @oO_ox_O
    @oO_ox_O12 жыл бұрын

    not everyone does that, you know?

  • @BrotatoChipOfficial
    @BrotatoChipOfficial12 жыл бұрын

    Poor Liberty.

  • @chris111690
    @chris11169012 жыл бұрын

    MORE behind the pen. I sent him a letter

  • @maggitPL
    @maggitPL12 жыл бұрын

    Get your shit together Prof. Hendry...

  • @kronicali24
    @kronicali2412 жыл бұрын

    wow i jus drank a mackeson triple stout...somehow i felt why this guy was crying.

  • @Erikyuby
    @Erikyuby12 жыл бұрын

    lol

  • @DoubleAssClown
    @DoubleAssClown12 жыл бұрын

    Impossible then he wouldn't be jealous of Eric Koffmans kids.

  • @ProJanitor
    @ProJanitor12 жыл бұрын

    i choked up a bit at 2:00

  • @1schwererziehbar1
    @1schwererziehbar112 жыл бұрын

    i was mistaken. this was actually funny.

  • @johanmou
    @johanmou12 жыл бұрын

    THATS WHAT SHE SAID

  • @Square_Peg
    @Square_Peg12 жыл бұрын

    I think that professor won't last much longer, he is probably suicidal by now.

  • @mortalman5688

    @mortalman5688

    3 жыл бұрын

    Why do you think they stopped making these?

  • @Fangtorn
    @Fangtorn12 жыл бұрын

    Sure you were, because trolls admit when they were trolling.

  • @eVmedien
    @eVmedien12 жыл бұрын

    Mr. Hendry is a perfect Allegory for the desperate state of U.S. assoicate Professors in the humanities. No wonder he is crying.

  • @Vember813
    @Vember81312 жыл бұрын

    yh tehy were....

  • @CaptainPommby
    @CaptainPommby12 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha!

  • @ParkerShippey
    @ParkerShippey12 жыл бұрын

    The professor is the most good!

  • @sweettea3879

    @sweettea3879

    3 жыл бұрын

    Your sentence physically hurt to read.

  • @Mercenary0712
    @Mercenary071212 жыл бұрын

    Him and his wacky adventures . That consist of murder, hate and pure emotion :D

  • @WakeEntry
    @WakeEntry12 жыл бұрын

    Ich auch!

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