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  • @marksheen4873
    @marksheen48738 минут бұрын

    Man remember when the onion was funny

  • @janvanruth3485
    @janvanruth348514 минут бұрын

    the sad thing is that is all is quite believable..

  • @otrjaymardii8755
    @otrjaymardii875532 минут бұрын

    The sad truth is i don't think you pet lovers learned a Lesson don't trust anything that lives that you can't hold a conversation with so ther are no animals in my home because I don't trust them pets can't talk to me and tell me that I am safe around them

  • @aleksandarmanojlovic4988
    @aleksandarmanojlovic498840 минут бұрын

    Why is yt giving me a 16yo video

  • @MarveIs
    @MarveIs45 минут бұрын

    He spoke his truth

  • @polyticks8453
    @polyticks845355 минут бұрын

    "That takes too long. I need to go to prison now. I need to go now." 😂 2:05

  • @RaymondBastien-li6co
    @RaymondBastien-li6coСағат бұрын

    No. No vegetables. No fruit. No wheat.

  • @JH-ji6cj
    @JH-ji6cjСағат бұрын

    The 'Disinformation Banner' legit posted by You Tube on this video is just the icing on the cake IMO 😂😂

  • @Jeff-cr9ho
    @Jeff-cr9hoСағат бұрын

    Meh

  • @josephhaak4804
    @josephhaak4804Сағат бұрын

    Is this fake? My God lol, funny stuff

  • @valqueenofValhalla
    @valqueenofValhallaСағат бұрын

    Disgusting 😂

  • @Mimma1409
    @Mimma1409Сағат бұрын

    What did I just watch- 😭 why only the gays- screw the rest of everyone ig- 😭

  • @SpeedyOrtiz700
    @SpeedyOrtiz700Сағат бұрын

    Sorting by new on Onion videos is fucking wild.

  • @BayStatePrepper
    @BayStatePrepperСағат бұрын

    First time in a long time the Onion posts something funny.

  • @tomonewi
    @tomonewiСағат бұрын

    16 years ago 😂😂😂

  • @Myne1001
    @Myne1001Сағат бұрын

    Least violent shitbull

  • @JH-ji6cj
    @JH-ji6cjСағат бұрын

    MYTGA

  • @spiffygonzales5160
    @spiffygonzales5160Сағат бұрын

    As someone who's been around numerous pit bulls... I thought this video was funny. That being said... it's sort of a mix between the owners and the dog that's the issue. Pitts make great guard dogs. Hence they tend to be guard dogs. Hence they make up a large portion of dog attacks. Now that being said... they have a sort of switch. It's something that you just learn when you're around them. Sure you can be his friend, but you need to be his master. A big issue is females getting put bulls. These are strong dogs. If you weigh less than 150lbs, I don't even care if is pure muscle, you will not be able to keep it from attacking someone or something. Don't get it. Yes pitbulls CAN be friendly and loving and sweet. But they are more prone to attacking than other dogs are. They're more territorial, more aggressive, and while yes they are loyal that also means they're looking for anything that can be seen as a threat. If you aren't physically capable of holding this dog down do not get one. They ARE good dogs, most of the hate that gets levied their way IS unfairly placed, a lot of it IS because they are raised as guard dogs and because of people who think raising a pit is gonna be the same as a retriever. But they are still much more prone to aggression than other breeds. People say it's the owners, and for the most part that's true. But I'd say it's the owners not realizing that what they're raising isn't a chiwawa or a golden retriever. It's a dog that was bred to fight. Nurture > nature but pretending like nature isn't there is a good way to end up sued.

  • @anttam117
    @anttam1172 сағат бұрын

    I miss this kind of Onion content…

  • @JustDevon1
    @JustDevon12 сағат бұрын

    I love how ‘Congo’ isn’t even close to the Congo

  • @sebastianrye9848
    @sebastianrye98482 сағат бұрын

    isn’t this the premise of strays?

  • @Illusion517
    @Illusion5172 сағат бұрын

    Who's going to tell the commenters that the onion isn't making fun of Biden, but instead of the media freaking out over every tiny thing he does.

  • @nicoleballard1472
    @nicoleballard14722 сағат бұрын

    Who is here is 2024 😂😂

  • @christopherthomas9218
    @christopherthomas92182 сағат бұрын

    Lmao i think i read "give up the cat" differently from how they intended it to mean

  • @REGjr
    @REGjr2 сағат бұрын

    Autistic gullibility is a groomed trait. After all, you're probably not autistic and you're groomed to gullibly believe SIDS isn't smothering. Postpartum psychosis (wish for the child to become "unborn") is the pathogenic etiology of autism and SIDS. Stomach-sleeping predicts both because it is a defensive posture against a scowling or menacing mother. The absence of ocular petechiae just means the victim isn't strangled. Really stupid to think that's the only way to suffocate someone. If they're not in the presence of the child at the time of death then what would even make them think inability to breathe has anything to do with his death? Seems strange to scare the whole world about baby bedding after claiming it's random and spontaneous...unless the bedding's been used to kill them

  • @christopherthomas9218
    @christopherthomas92182 сағат бұрын

    Bets SNL by miles

  • @itzcliffjumper
    @itzcliffjumper2 сағат бұрын

    How am i seeing this Now?

  • @Markthegreat1337
    @Markthegreat13372 сағат бұрын

    Is this real?

  • @Jake_R837
    @Jake_R8372 сағат бұрын

    Yes, but only two years ago this ban was lifted and homosexuals can now serve in war.

  • @aaronaguirre6498
    @aaronaguirre6498Сағат бұрын

    yeah it was, they got rid of the law tho

  • @FreeWVson
    @FreeWVson2 сағат бұрын

    How do the classified on dollar amounts thats illegal.

  • @YOOOOOOOOOOOOO-dv2nt
    @YOOOOOOOOOOOOO-dv2nt3 сағат бұрын

    Damn, people on this comment section are really defensive over this, lol.

  • @keaton52257
    @keaton522573 сағат бұрын

    Thank you KZread algorithm for this to be just in time for pride month.

  • @stevensavchenko
    @stevensavchenko3 сағат бұрын

    Is this about zombies!?

  • @christopherthomas9218
    @christopherthomas92183 сағат бұрын

    Lol the coach saying he banged the guys wife twice gave the guy pause lol

  • @Mike-zk5jc
    @Mike-zk5jc3 сағат бұрын

    this pork is the kind of four-letter word you write home about!!

  • @7anner780
    @7anner7803 сағат бұрын

    0:43 Yall had me tripping when you put of full screens worth of decently true info

  • @Anonymousbred
    @Anonymousbred3 сағат бұрын

    I’ve been laughing at this for the past 20 minutes help

  • @99tillinfinity
    @99tillinfinity3 сағат бұрын

    Idiocracy movie vibes

  • @richm3528
    @richm35283 сағат бұрын

    After many bad experiences with spoiled meat,bad lettuce &vegetables and curdled ranch ive stopped eating their "garbage" for health&safety " reasons

  • @user-iq3th6ff6q
    @user-iq3th6ff6q3 сағат бұрын

    That's abuse you nuts.

  • @Anonymousbred
    @Anonymousbred4 сағат бұрын

    The anti racist part genuinely seems like something they’d show us in school

  • @OXIR
    @OXIR4 сағат бұрын

    At first I thought this was an advertisement by Apple, then I realized the woman’s points are very valid actually and the others have got some sweet money to make people believe they should always buy the latest stuff so those poor poor desperate billion dollar companies can afford to get some more yachts.

  • @TheRm65
    @TheRm654 сағат бұрын

    At one time this was satire. Then it became the MAGA movement.

  • @louisjov
    @louisjov4 сағат бұрын

    Oh Jim....if only you knew what fate awaited you...

  • @christopherthomas9218
    @christopherthomas92184 сағат бұрын

    Thanks algorithm

  • @user-di2bm3py7q
    @user-di2bm3py7q4 сағат бұрын

    This is a spoof right? 😅

  • @ogoh8208
    @ogoh82084 сағат бұрын

    Seven.

  • @ca4_uo
    @ca4_uo4 сағат бұрын

    Mans best friend 💀

  • @jeffholt9437
    @jeffholt94374 сағат бұрын

    Brilliant.

  • @jaredwmac
    @jaredwmac4 сағат бұрын

    that delivery of “Seven” sent me

  • @Thebiggerfish11
    @Thebiggerfish114 сағат бұрын

    common onion W