I was expecting a “Jared, what if we told you that shark was in the studio backstage right now?”

@aa-to6ws

4 жыл бұрын

Omg that's gold

@porkmanchase3002

4 жыл бұрын

He would’ve been like “yo, shark bite my other leg.

@sophiaredwood5825

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA

@aliensinthecabinet9111

4 жыл бұрын

Ellen u shouldn’t have😍

@jaredpg7189

4 жыл бұрын

Copycat

the fact that the doctor had the same personality type as the kid made everything 200% better

@HighLatencyEmu

3 жыл бұрын

@Cat wearing shades we're*

@Equints

3 жыл бұрын

n't*

@nigeriannoah1664

3 жыл бұрын

Nigga*

@stansman5461

3 жыл бұрын

Ofcourse he did. He's a professional. Not like that loser with the anesthesia.

@crunchtoast6685

3 жыл бұрын

@@stansman5461 what a freakin nerd

On april fools this channel should post real news stories

@witchking008

6 жыл бұрын

ARRR

@bootygrabber4000

6 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@alejrandom6592

6 жыл бұрын

That is ge ni us

@fillipeassis-almeida3070

6 жыл бұрын

Lets see

@NeckNoddin

6 жыл бұрын

Utati Wentworth lmao ah ah ah 😂

When I was a kid, I only got my arm chewed up by a dog and they didn't even amputate. Some kids have all the luck.

@lucassyphers9575

5 жыл бұрын

Warren Smith this video is a joke dude

@loganatori6117

5 жыл бұрын

@@lucassyphers9575 that comment was a joke. You're an idiot

@Simon-oy7kf

4 жыл бұрын

@@lucassyphers9575 r/woooosh

@itstimeforafuckingcrusade

4 жыл бұрын

@@lucassyphers9575 woooosh

@lucassyphers9575

4 жыл бұрын

It's time for a fucking crusade. I get it now fuck

"im like watch your hands pervs"

@isabel3453

6 жыл бұрын

aredee kayve as I read this comment he said that exact thing 😂😂

@user-xc1fq2qy8y

5 жыл бұрын

Ibby Z me too lol

@TangoTangerine12

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha I thought he said “I’m like wash your hands first”

@brycejarvis1577

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaa

@Believein20

4 жыл бұрын

Uncle still touched anyways

I so thought that instead of getting him a prostethic leg, they were going to bring in the shark which took his leg.

@Unmedicated_Moments

7 жыл бұрын

MannequinStep Gnarly

@amurray6364

7 жыл бұрын

MannequinStep it's fake dumbfuck

@somethingsomething4002

6 жыл бұрын

Its fake u dumbfuck

@aidanmacivor4881

6 жыл бұрын

Midou Magicove they know

@Nathouuuutheone

6 жыл бұрын

Someone enjoying a cool story: I kind of expected Caillou to show up in Avatar lol Morons on the internet: Avatar is fiction you idiot! The movie is fake! What a fucking brainless dude hahaha we got him guys, he totally thought Avatar was like a documentary or something! Yeah, no.

"Well you know, you're never fully prepared for an injury this freaking cool."

@anonimanonim2710

Жыл бұрын

I want a real doctor to say that!

Kid was attacked surfing in Florida, treated at the hospital by a Doctor in Los Angeles. Lol.

@themoike_prod

4 жыл бұрын

Right lol

@themoike_prod

4 жыл бұрын

If they brought him to a hospital in Florida, the doctor would've amputated his other leg to make them even

@biggidousthethird2672

4 жыл бұрын

@@themoike_prod OCDocter

@popkornking

3 жыл бұрын

They had to search the nation for a rad as hell doctor qualified to deal with injuries at this level of tubularity

@marcoasturias8520

2 жыл бұрын

Getting treated by a floridaman surgeon? Pass

Anybody else notice the countdown to the asteroid hitting Earth?

@saimnaeem9

9 жыл бұрын

Where

@vaporradio4362

9 жыл бұрын

I did

@TauBoZZ

7 жыл бұрын

0:50

@Jefff72

6 жыл бұрын

I was wondering what that was for.

@CutieRingoJoy

6 жыл бұрын

The Cat Man I did I was like wtf

Well doctor how do you deal with this. Well you are never prepared for dealing with an incident this freaking cool.

@Jack-wm1zq

4 жыл бұрын

"Wow that is NASTY" *Cuts to doctor* "That is NICE!"

@bradenrobertson8211

4 жыл бұрын

I'm just scorling through the commets, and at the same time I saw this, I heard the same thing

@kitten6481

4 жыл бұрын

I read it as it happened

@ThePeacePlant

4 жыл бұрын

Wasnt he in a movie or show? He looks really familiar. Anybody know his name?

@ThePeacePlant

4 жыл бұрын

I figured it out. Its actor Matt Servitto from The Sapranos

I like how Jared and the doctor are just bro’s.

@contentiouscritic

3 жыл бұрын

"He was like, we got to put you under we're going to get in trouble" "Dude needs to get some balls" - "Yeah I don't know what that guy, his deal was. Sorry J"

"That is niice". Lol

@jerryjantola

4 жыл бұрын

10/10 delivery.

@theapplechapel

4 жыл бұрын

Dude nailed that line

@thebigcheese606

4 жыл бұрын

I read that while he said it! Lmao nice!

@owens.studios

4 жыл бұрын

@@thebigcheese606 That is nice

@DesolateLavender

3 жыл бұрын

1. I mean, it is. 2. I read this before that part, and it still got me. He nailed that line.

For a hot second, I thought the shark was calling in to the news station to give his side of the story.

@jacindarajas9934

4 жыл бұрын

me too

@Sifter2K

4 жыл бұрын

"He tried to punch my nose, I just tried defending myself"

@sealmcneal4036

3 жыл бұрын

Hello there once again!

@drigondii

3 жыл бұрын

General Kenobi!

@dontoverthink4766

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sifter2K "he also tried to ride my fin... like what a retard."

"It's hysterical to freak out the nurses with gnarly shit like this."

Dude that's sick. I hope if I lose a leg or an arm it's from like a tiger or something. That'd be pretty fuckin wicked.

@carelesslygeneric

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, never say never, don’t use if, say WHEN I lose an arm or leg, there you go buddy, helping look out for ya

@rachitajitsaria1254

2 жыл бұрын

I have seen your future. You lose leg due to diabetes. Sorry K.

@nm-cp4ck

2 жыл бұрын

@@rachitajitsaria1254 is it that gnarly type 1 or just some lame type 2 stuff

@memeso5168

2 жыл бұрын

@@nm-cp4ck type 2, sorry bro😞

@xl000

Жыл бұрын

Watch the tiger king

This guy has such an amazing life first his brother gets kidnapped then his leg gets eaten by an awsome shark

@jackmrsich3178

2 жыл бұрын

It’s the same kid?!

@grumbles

2 жыл бұрын

Wait is that the kid with the baby brother Aaron? I always wondered if any of the kids from these onion videos were ever in anything else, some of them are amazing.

@robertmayfield8746

Жыл бұрын

No, that was different boy/actor. But sketch awesome: he's stupid, he can't even read.

@caitlinobrien273

Жыл бұрын

No, that was Denny

@anonimanonim2710

Жыл бұрын

If only MY brother was kidnapped. Hate that piece of sh!t

He grew up to be Florida Man

@Ol_Lochy

3 жыл бұрын

*The* Florida Man

@Maracazo

3 жыл бұрын

*The Florida* Man

@-Teague-

3 жыл бұрын

*The Florida Man*

@thequeertelope7941

2 жыл бұрын

The Florida *Man*

*Shark's Mouth Was Wide Open Like "ARRRRRR" During Attack*

@hemipemi

5 жыл бұрын

LOL I actually didn't spot that the first time around, I read it in your comment, went back to check, and spat food all over the desk, even though I'd read the joke seconds before.

Agent Harris from “The Sopranos” is doing well for himself.

@arnoldas6840

3 жыл бұрын

@@andrewbecker9062 which episode?

@dynamite3414

2 жыл бұрын

Is that actually him

@AJNemetz

2 жыл бұрын

THATS who it is! This was killing me.

@danthebruv

2 жыл бұрын

And Brock Lotus from Banshee

@FalconMain3

Жыл бұрын

I knew I knew him from somewhere

It was the shark who has PTSD.

I felt like a bad ass! Best line ever!

Whoever does the casting for these is doing a great job. The actors playing the interviewees on all these videos are so believable.

“You’re never prepared for an injury this freakin cool”

“What was going through your mind when you first realized you were there with a shark all alone in open water?” “I felt like a total badass”

people in the comments ask if it's fake but dont notice the asteroid countdown, or the "seeing shark approach was the shit" headline. this my friends, is the onion news network

@samshaw7087

4 жыл бұрын

Chase Hildebrand nobody asked if it was fake

@chasehildebrand6945

4 жыл бұрын

@@samshaw7087 okay... yes. lot's of people did. facebook and youtube onion clips are jam packed with these people. i read the comments with my own eyes. why would i make a comment about it if i didn't see the comments in the first place? you a short bus enthusiast?

@harshbansal7982

4 жыл бұрын

Chase Hildebrand ppl who think this is real obviously got buried . Plus you made your comment 3 years ago when a lot more people thought this was real .

@theguythatasked6400

3 жыл бұрын

Sam Shaw yep nobody. No one at all. Definitely NOT me

"That is NICE!"

@raskesvenne7005

5 жыл бұрын

ohwhye nasty

@Rohit-mi8ug

3 жыл бұрын

69 likes, this is NICE.

I once had a conversation with an x-ray technician where we both agreed with me that the deep puncture wound in the bottom of my foot he was checking for glass shards was pretty gnarly. It actually made me feel a lot more comfortable and empathized with.

Poor kid - it must have been a serious bite. It even caused the whole of the severed leg to permanently swell up to the size of a folded knee.

-"I can only imagine how excited that kid will be to see the asteroid hit the earth"

I watch these segments every morning. It’s like living in an alternate universe.

A snake once bit jay, and three days later, after excruciating pain, the snake died.

I love how the doctor agrees with the little kid

If Oscars were handed our tor this level of uncannily brilliant acting, I'd watch them. That kid is a genius. Jim and Tracy are iconic.

0:48 is it 21 minutes away from the earth being destroyed?

@raiden6607

4 жыл бұрын

It was in 2012 so people thought the end of the world

@rustyshackleford172

4 жыл бұрын

🦠

@raiden6607

4 жыл бұрын

@@rustyshackleford172 you are fat and have alot of caloried

@rustyshackleford172

4 жыл бұрын

Reyansh Acharya Nani?

@raiden6607

4 жыл бұрын

@@rustyshackleford172 shit you up to be

He's so brave! Hope it doesn't take too long to grow back.

The Doctor is my favourite character in this.

I was expecting the surgeon to reply 'it was awesome' when they asked him about the state of the kid's leg when he was sent to the hospital.

@veryconfused9768

3 жыл бұрын

Lol totally.

@thequeertelope7941

2 жыл бұрын

same

I cant believe they cut a kids leg off for this

@minaashido518

11 ай бұрын

Of course pants want there to be more legs in the worlds

@awesomepants184

11 ай бұрын

@@minaashido518 you cant have a pants market if there aren't any legs to sell them to

"You know, you're never prepared for an injury this freaking cool" LOL

I like how a meteor is casually headed for earth while this happens

I met this kid before when he was 15, he recalls that was his best memory, and I can’t blame him!

I thought they would give him a prosthesis designed like a shark eating his leg 😐

@kingbronco1015

3 жыл бұрын

That would be SO COOL!

Not a single person is saying it’s fake. However, there are plenty of people laughing at supposed people complaining that it’s fake.

@taimen6778

4 жыл бұрын

Hi

@charlierashi100

4 жыл бұрын

Hey, Tijmen

@thatssofetch3481

4 жыл бұрын

Hello

"You're never prepared for an injury this freaking cool." Man, that is so great.

"It was nuts." - Dr. Cattey

It’s rare that anything on KZread makes me actually laugh out loud. The Onion’s videos do it for me, though.

*T H A T I S N I C E*

He clearly said the shark bit his leg off and he "saw his leg floating in the water", so what exactly did they amputate???

@jtm232556

5 жыл бұрын

@@mcloons3891 No. You don't seem to understand how "r/woooosh" works.

@emptinessatethewitch

5 жыл бұрын

@@mcloons3891 wrong woosh idiot

@silmeerman9471

4 жыл бұрын

Anonymoos you are what you eat

@7heHorror

4 жыл бұрын

Probably had to amputate what remained it was so mangled and gnarly cool.

RIP Jerrod Gilchrist 2000-2014, he tried to get another shark to bite off his other leg after he lost his leg in a cool and sick way, the shark tore up his whole entire body also in a cool and sick way. Ride with the fishes my man.

when your name is kyle

Literally nobody is saying it's fake, instead everyone's complaining about how everyone else is saying it's fake. There aren't many idiots out there that think this is fake. But there are plenty that think that the comment section is full of idiots when they're the true idiots.

@RJMacReady1

6 жыл бұрын

Ocelot Does Stuff :P Dude, I dont know which comment section youre looking at, but I see tons of comments with morons not realizing its fake.

@steveharrington6046

5 жыл бұрын

This is meta, almost like another outer layer to an ONION. How fitting.

@cucumberhorse

5 жыл бұрын

I keep scrolling and all I can see is "Pssh, you losers thought this was real? What idiots."

@yosoyysoyyo

5 жыл бұрын

Uh?

@auhng

5 жыл бұрын

It’s because the comments that think it’s fake don’t get much likes, which is why they stay at the bottom on the comment section. Common sense. There are actually quite a lot of comments that don’t get this is a joke.

I love this doctor, dude is awesome.

Jared’s the ultimate Chad.

he said he saw his leg floating in the water yet it was only in the hospital when they amputated it? is almost like these aren't real. onion needs to listen more carfully next time

@justinbro20

3 жыл бұрын

yeah the onion is so stupid

@gemgem24able

3 жыл бұрын

No, the leg was already cut off but they had to amputate the part where it was cut off too

🤣🤣🤣 "I was just like watch your heads pervs".

so you are telling me you wouldnt react like this if some badass shit like this happened to you?

God! Child acteurs on this show are really talented.

"watch your hayands pervs!"

@jtm232556

5 жыл бұрын

hands*

Whole comment section never watched an onion video

@mchjsosde

7 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the warning I was just about to still down. Sometimes I prefer watching the videos that are obvious and strange instead of the clever ones just because of dumb comments.

@bigmofo1122

7 жыл бұрын

Pretending like the Onion is genuine legitimate fake news is part of the joke. It is you, whom never watch an Onion video before.

@Ocrilat

6 жыл бұрын

(that would mean you yourself didn't watch the video)

@alwinpriven2400

6 жыл бұрын

whole comment section thinks whole comment section never watched an onion video.

@samshaw7087

4 жыл бұрын

Frankie Oh NOBODY THINKS ITS REAL WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Wish my kids were badass like this. My son broke his arm the other day and started crying. I was all like, "lol, nerd."

That doctor definitely nailed it 😂

"you know what they say...If you punch a shark in the nose, it will go away."

People touching him to get him in an ambulance because his leg was chopped off Him: “watch your hands purvs”

You're never fully prepared for a video this freaking cool

"you're never really prepared for an injury this freakin cool"

The bottom text is so underrated - ‘Shark’s Mouth Was Wide Open Like “Arrrrrr” During Attack’

“It’s hysterical to freak out the nurses with gnarly shit like this” The casualty with which this line was delivered ended me

More people should have such an uplifting spirit. Nothing get's this kid down!

Where do they find kids that can act?

This channel is actually hilarious, not many things make me lol alone these days but these videos are different

This kid will never get ptsd

“So I could ride it around” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

"WOW this is nasty"😂😂😂😂

For all people browsing the newest comments to find someone who believed this: Hey, Is this real?

@smakkacowtherealone

3 жыл бұрын

thanks

Tis just a flesh wound

Dr. Cattey is also FBI Agent Dwight Harris from The Sopranos!

@DrJ-hx7wv

Жыл бұрын

FINALLY someone notices....

Damn he *is* BADASS

1:55 “That dude needs to grow some balls!” The funniest part of this video 😂

It took me a while to realize that the doctor was Matt Servitto. Only after he said, "Yeah, I don't know whay that guy's deal was. Sorry, Jay," did I notice...

Absolutely lost it when the doctor said "That is NICE"

Hey, you hear about the guy who got his left arm and leg bit off by a shark? Don't worry, I hear he's *all right* now.

"Yeah I don't know what that guy was- his deal was sorry J."

The “that is nice” got me at the end

The comments from people thinking this is real, are much funnier than the skit.

The seriousness with which these guys commit to their acting is beyond me

You can hop around like some bad-as-hell pirate!

I knew this kid who was unlucky enough to have been in two separate shark attacks, identical to this kid and BOTH at the same beach. The boys parents wanted to sue the coastguard but we're advised he didn't have a leg to stand on.

@minaashido518

11 ай бұрын

:

A true American hero

Shoulda sued the people on the beach for sexual assault

God I miss these . Prime onion was just amazing

I love how badass the kids on the onion always are

And i was like watch your hands pervs...

“Watch your hands pervs” man I’m dead

That little kiddo is an amazing actor.

I aspire to have the attitude of this young gentleman

"That is NICE"

Seems like he was over stoked

As soon as I heard "Yeah this is tight" I knew this was The Onion

I knew a kid at camp once that actually had the back muscle of his leg bitten off and he was just flexing about how cool it was to us. I love people, they're great

" Seeing shark approach was 'The Shit' "