Mike = the genius...Bill = The Savage Kevin = The Eccentric

Stacy Keach saying "time share" brings me joy. It's so many things-- lofty, borderline condescending, fun, and over the top.

@brandonobaza8610

Жыл бұрын

"You got a smoke?" "The United States is a No-Smoking nation. No smoking, no drinking, no women, unless, of course, you're married. No guns, no foul language, no red meat..." " 'Land of the Free' "

I was NOT expecting that.... "Why can't we marry?" *that awkward Folgers coffee commercial pause* "We're brother and sister."

“I have drawn the skank from the stone.”

"Please take this moment seriously even though he looks like he blew up in an 'Itchy and Scratchy' cartoon." 😂

@TheRealNormanBates

Жыл бұрын

6:22 for those interested in what happened to Poochy when his cell frame was taken off screen.

"We're brother and sister" "911, yes get here yesterday"

@kellyweingart3692

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@choosecarefully408

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/eKiossSCfqesprA.html sez... there are *worse* things...

Montage Monstrosity? The new slogan for Golden Corral's all you can eat special!

@wileyschmitt

3 жыл бұрын

Good one!

@kellyweingart3692

2 жыл бұрын

lol

i learned today never lift weights while having this play in the background

@FunkyGOB

4 жыл бұрын

You shouldn't lift weights if you're staying in a TIMEshare

@karnerblue7658

2 жыл бұрын

Also, never drink anything. 🤭

11:43 "Does ANYONE need a refill?!" That ones made me cry before :)

42 minutes of my life very well spent!

OHHH MY GHAAAD!! Please do more of these!

The Black dude in Miami connection was the heavy weight kick boxing champion of the world... True.

@karnerblue7658

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously? 🤔

@greggarvin2023

2 жыл бұрын

@@karnerblue7658 Hard to believe but true..Maurice Smith... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maurice_Smith_(kickboxer) He had a decent MMA career as well. Life is interesting.

@karnerblue7658

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks! I love fun facts. 😃

@Igarappappa

3 ай бұрын

"I'm Champion of the World? OH MAI GOD!"

@typacsk

3 ай бұрын

We've got to get him and Don "The Dragon" Wilson to do a movie together

Bruce Villanche, the writer of The Star Wars Special, freely admits he was strung out when he was writing it.

@karnerblue7658

2 жыл бұрын

Why am I not surprised

So many movies really do have it coming, especially that God forsaken Vanilla Ice movie!

That cow man behind me??? I'm doomed!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kellyweingart3692

2 жыл бұрын

“Use your bovine powers” “Moo!”

@kellyweingart3692

2 жыл бұрын

“Give you the milk of death”

@karnerblue7658

2 жыл бұрын

“Moo, MOO!”

U started & ended with Jim's "OMG!!" Thanks!!!! 😀

"Everything north of here will be eaten out..." "Whoa!"

@wileyschmitt

6 жыл бұрын

"Sounds like Vegas."

@davincent98

4 жыл бұрын

@@wileyschmitt HEY! I resemble that remark.

@kellyweingart3692

4 жыл бұрын

“Morgan Fairchild and a can of Aquanet”

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“All the best heroes wear mom jeans”

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“He’s gonna take out Porkins!” “Stay on target”

I bet my hair island on it!

@carriancrow44

5 жыл бұрын

fluffy played without make up by Paul Williams

@kellyweingart3692

2 жыл бұрын

“Hold your ground, sons of Gondor” “To the king!”

4:24 is the reminder I needed that Kevin should do all McDonald’s commercials

HAHAHAHAHA 13:08 Tommy Wiseau from The Room, that was a killer impression

“Wookie” and “tampon” should never share a sentence.

Tobor. I want Tobor.

Keep them coming. MSTRiffs forever!

Drugs make you one hell of a piano player.

These were all fuego 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Would you cover that thing up, Carl? There are children present!

Them gargling for the Wookies gets me every time LOL

Great job! Some wonderful laughs. Thanks a bunch. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Yeah MST3K and RiffTrax!

You come in here like Anne of “The motherf@&kin “ Green Gables!!!

I really want a Tiiimeshare now

Really like the montage idea. If star trek “out of context” can make me laugh, then RT and MST really can. Random’s funny, but montages on a theme are good too. Nice work.

@wileyschmitt

9 күн бұрын

Thank you. There's one I did for MST3K called 'Mega Edit' (at the top of my MST3K playlist) and I think it's much better than this one.

They're like three taking banjos

Damn it feels good to be Shrode.

Anne motherfucking Green Gables never fails to kill me

And I add another one to my RiffTrax playlist! 😁

The Pujos joke literally made me think I was going to die laughing. I just kept imagining what it would look like, and now my fat sides are sore. You should be more careful and warn us that it's almost lethally funny...

@JoseBronxRican

4 жыл бұрын

I died too. Perfect riff.

40:34 - Speaking of David Lynch!... that's the late great Jack Nance, his longtime friend and frequent actor, best known as the lead of Eraserhead and as Pete "She's Dead, Wrapped in Plastic" Martell in Twin Peaks.

my hair smells like apricots but doesn't taste like apricots

Oh my. God. If anyone- let alone Vanilla Ice! - drips dirty ice water in my mouth…I’m going for the nads. Directly.

Just a reminder: Art Carney won an Oscar for Best Performance by an Actor for 1975's "Harry and Tonto" (he was Harry), beating out Albert Finney, Dustin Hoffman, Jack Nicholson, and Al Pacino. Here's the video: kzread.info/dash/bejne/loGIksixYqTdhNo.html

1:13 that "brother and Sister" dialogue is probably one of the ONLY times it didn't NEED a riff and was funnier WITHOUT

25:00 Is it just me, or does that look a lot like the car Homer designed for his brother, Herb.

@karnerblue7658

2 жыл бұрын

LOL! It does! 😆

Man, cool as ice is so bad I can’t even watch brief clips of it

If you could win this guy... I? Man I wish I had weed that good he got that DANK!

11:09 - Mr. Satan? Is that you?

Isn't "Night of Lepus" kinda like if "Watership Down" was written by Clive Barker?

Goddamn this was good

I lost it at the Pujols candy bar

Awesome video :D

Will you light the eye on fire?! *AAAAHHH!*

*Odin!*

@jonathanbethards3689

4 жыл бұрын

David Wessel OOODDIIIIIIIIN

@kellyweingart3692

2 жыл бұрын

sudden guy in backseat 😂

@kellyweingart3692

2 жыл бұрын

“No more...three foot party subs before bed”

23:34 Ator should really wipe the cocky look off his face. All he does is kick people when they’re down and sucker punch them. 🤣

Kazook... ??? Uughghghgh !! Jesus.

Vanilla Ice dresses like _every_ Stand user.

Did he ever get his letter

lmbo man their hilarious,now I gotta go schling a schlong XD

@wileyschmitt

5 жыл бұрын

Schling away!

@kellyweingart3692

4 жыл бұрын

“This sick burn brought to you by Budweiser”

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“Looks like if Billy Crystal and Steven Seagal had a baby, and used Peyton Manning as their surrogate”

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“Peyton-Crystal-Seagal”

What the heck was that with Harvey Korman?? (And not the cooking segment.)

Not gonna hold back. I soooooooooooooooooooo hated the Star Wars Holiday Special!! I spent most of my life trying to erase it from my memory!!!

@iaincowell9747

5 жыл бұрын

Nobody liked it. Thats why it was never shown again or ever released on home movie format.

@sheltonbrightjr.5988

5 жыл бұрын

@@iaincowell9747 Absolutely no arguments here!!

@jonathanbethards3689

4 жыл бұрын

Not so bad if you’re stoned out of your mind

@mylearningaccount

3 жыл бұрын

The ridiculous makeup on Mark Hamill alone should've been a red flag from the get go. Yikes!!!

Hey, can we get a list of which films these are? Some I know, but a number of them, I don't recognize.

@Logos87X

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, what's the movie with all the "Odin" screaming and the guys with long hair. Is that the same movie as the Tess of the Fucking d'Urbervilles?

@iaincowell9747

4 жыл бұрын

@@Logos87X Yes, Berserker: Hell's Warrior

@jonathanbethards3689

4 жыл бұрын

Logos Berserker: Hell’s Warrior

Need a list and times of what each rifftrax is please. :)

You know it's bad when Death Promise is the least cheesiest movie of the whole bunch.

"You, the world's ugliest jury!"

LMAO!

What is the movie where they are screaming "ODIN!"? With the Vampire Valkyries? I NEED to see it!

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

Berserker: Hell’s Warrior

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“Ringo’s still got it”

@kellyweingart3692

2 жыл бұрын

“He speaks entirely in Iron Maiden lyrics”

12:48 - Slymenstra Hymen!

5:47 Man, Rust Cohle let himself go after solving the Yellow King murders...

6:24 OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@wileyschmitt

5 жыл бұрын

Don't you mean "OHHH MY GHAAAD!!"?

@kellyweingart3692

2 жыл бұрын

“Bye-byeeee”

@kellyweingart3692

2 жыл бұрын

“Well, gotta go return my shorts to John Stockton” “WOW!”

@2:05-2:12 My ribs hurt! X{D

5:03 why does Luke Skywalker look like a Ken doll?

@hoomanm6807

2 жыл бұрын

Apparently he was in a bad car crash right before this was filmed. They had to cover his scars with makeup.

The 1st is The Miami Connection... What was the 2nd movie/riff?

@jonnyreverb

4 жыл бұрын

Nevermind... ATOR: THE FIGHTING EAGLE (1982)

03:46. Wait! Bones McCoy??

@11:09 dude is s a BEAST!!!!!

Had to shut it off at 32:12 as I could no longer breathe

@wileyschmitt

6 жыл бұрын

I should probably include a warning as someone could possibly laugh themselves to death, but that would be the way I would want to go out :)

@wileyschmitt

6 жыл бұрын

I love that Al Pacino riff, Kevin pulls it off well.

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

the Jay Leno impression’s hilarious

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“Catchphrase?...or impression of the martians on Sesame Street” “Yup yup yup yup yup yup yup”

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“I’ll be here doing this”

ThyyyMme Shaaare

Wasn’t *RM* originally a spoof on the dangers of marijuana use? That’s what we always used to think of it whenever it would play in a cinema back in the ‘70s. None of us believed any of it for a second.

@kellyweingart3692

2 жыл бұрын

“Invis-a-joint”

@karnerblue7658

2 жыл бұрын

I think it was meant to be serious.

But can Chuck Norris do...Sudoku?

where's the "i need you tonight, WHOA!!!!" riff?

What was the movie with the screaming blond karate guy at 11:14?

@mstk3lover1

4 жыл бұрын

Deathforce

@mstk3lover1

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry Death Promise

@kellyweingart3692

Жыл бұрын

*promise

1:21 😂😂😂

I am so bummed I never got a download of MegaForce when it was on the Rifftrax site. :-(

@wileyschmitt

5 жыл бұрын

They don't have it anymore??

@iaincowell9747

5 жыл бұрын

Nope. The rights for it expired or something & they can no longer legally sell it.

@wileyschmitt

5 жыл бұрын

I have it in my library still, and will try to do an edit of it sometime (though I'm sure the Megadorks will be taking the ad revenue from it).

35:10 😂😂😂😂

6:30 what is the name of this movie so we can pester RLM to put it on BOTW. 6:50 okay, now we need a list of all of the movies so we can all suffer together. 11:08 who knew Borat was in this? 15:54 oh God NO! I'm having flashbacks to when Snob found that Reggie Bar that was 5+ years old. 28:20 I almost didn't recognize Bruce Campbell without the hair.

What movies are these?

What's the name of the movie with all those Screaming Martial Artists?

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

Death Promise

@petergray7576

Жыл бұрын

Death Promise

11:13 I gotta know what film this is!

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

Death Promise