"I don't want revenge, I want retribution." So, revenge, then.

"Good thing he wore his tactical Cosby sweater." "Please take this moment seriously even though he looks like he blew up in an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon."

I love those riffs that you forget about... and "Tactical Cosby Sweater" gets me every time. lol

Chef Boy Ardee + Jim Belushi + Phil Collins = lead actor. It’s a whole vibe 😂

@clayschnadelbach8136

Жыл бұрын

Peyton Manning 😂

@DemonKingBadger

8 ай бұрын

Peyton Manning was the biggest. Though at the start when shaving a detected a hint of pathetic version of Nick Cage...scratch that, a more pathetic version of Nick Cage.

They can afford those explosions and helicopters but they couldn't afford a lead who doesn't look and run and act like Homer Simpson?

From Castleton to flying in time machines to meager construction worker/chain wielding thug.......our butt chin hero has fallen on hard times

Tonight on Mythbusters! This ENTIRE movie..

I feel like the "hero" needs a castleton t shirt

@hareofsteel

5 жыл бұрын

He can just borrow it from Nick at 10:35

@ralicea4291

4 жыл бұрын

They DEFINITELY went to the same school ...

@Salmonator2000

4 жыл бұрын

Do they make shirts like that for men, too?

@irwinisidro

3 жыл бұрын

I would suggest a mullet too, but...

@whoohaaXL

2 жыл бұрын

Such a Melbourne snob thing to say ..

The shirt for men joke never gets old.

4:07 "DOES ANYBODY NEED A REFILL?!" 🤣

The gah-ver-ment!

"Please take this moment seriously, even though he looks like he blew up in an 'Itchy and Scratchy' cartoon." 😹

"I'm a foreigner!! Mama Mia! Sac le bleu!!" 😂😂😂 I'm dying!!!

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“Hey idiot, you forgot your room key”

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“Now, it’s a birthday car”

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“And I love handsome pool cleaner daddy, too”

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“Come on in, grab a chain...let’s fight”

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“If only there were land for lease” “It’s a shame”

I lost it at the Nationwide joke "I just gave this guy my gun!"

@christieperry4361

5 жыл бұрын

I just laughed real hard. I may have hurt something

@christieperry4361

4 жыл бұрын

Gotta love that new car smell...

"As a government official, I hate the government!"

@vhsvintagevault9202

5 жыл бұрын

Master Imaginariumdooblepopper I believe it’s pronounced “gah-vernment”

The Billy Jean joke was worth everything.

12:36 I love the cardboard window frame. Just something about the insanely huge explosion that would have killed everything within a 200 yard radius gets me laughing uncontrollably every time.

@fantastopotomus

3 жыл бұрын

The whole sequence had me laughing to the point my stomach hurt

@KentheDeer

2 жыл бұрын

"Tonight on Mythbusters: Every single thing that just happened!"

@blah88ism

Жыл бұрын

​@@fantastopotomusz oz d

"Clown head"....a seriously juvenile insult, while being accurate and funny as hell.

"There is a part of you that is very ugly." "A _PART?"_ I think it's called a 'face' =)

@fantastopotomus

3 жыл бұрын

Mike's inflection kills me every time.

How can this guy have a mullet while simultaneously being bald?

@sucralose_tumor

2 жыл бұрын

Skullet.

Now legally is an employer allowed to ask "do they make that shirt for men, too?" lololol

I've watched this 20 times. Jeezus it is hilarious

@theHardyMonster1984

2 жыл бұрын

I love the guy who still paid before the city destroying bomb was ticking down to 0.

@hughdunbar9823

2 жыл бұрын

@@theHardyMonster1984 I didn't realize that. Omg, and of course the riff that goes along with it.

"Oh, mirror, don't remind him! He's been through enough!" ROFL

"Grab a chain; let's fight."

Edgewood always makes movies that are just functional. A basic kitchen appliance with no bells or whistles. All the basic elements are there but every moment is done in the most basic, unimpressive fashion. It's not hurting anyone, and no one really cares.

@cremetangerine82

5 жыл бұрын

MariktheGunslinger Whatever, Castleton snob.

@JamaicanCastle

3 жыл бұрын

They're the Days Inn of movies.

That guy does look a little like Peyton Manning, but he really looks like the love child of an unholy union of Peyton Manning, Ben Gazzara, and Robert Englund. In equal measure.

This sick burn brought to you by Budweiser. 🤣

@christieperry4361

5 жыл бұрын

The king of beers!

I am glad that Chile has not sued Texas for flag design infringement. It nearly made me think that the set designers threw a random flag up and hoped nobody would notice.

Tonight on Myth Busters every single thing that just happened. Lol

Steve Railsback must have really needed the money.

Oh man, we need a life size cardboard cut out of our hero at 15:38

All the references to the "boys"/"young men" who attacked him just reminds me of all the lines about Buzz the Icky Elf from "Girl in Gold Boots" and how 'young' he was supposed to be ("He's just a child!").

@wileyschmitt

4 жыл бұрын

Well I guess teleporting might be a sign of youthfulness, so he's got that going for him.

@TheGourdKing

3 жыл бұрын

While we're on the subject, I have to ask, do they make that shirt for men?

I have a weak spot for Giancola's films. They're charming in a way that is rare for Rifftrax/MST3K films.

@va3svd

Ай бұрын

I agree. They’re not even bad, just…efficiency-minded. They’re not unprofessional, just limited in execution by budget. He’s kept his company in business for decades, and that means something.

11:24 : "Then put a Commodore computer in your airplane and go back to 1776. Thanks, champ!" ROTFL, God I love these guys ;D

@kilssj2250

2 жыл бұрын

Time Chasers reference, now back to our timeline so we can enjoy this joke again!! ♡🤪

@tomahzo

5 ай бұрын

To their credit. at 12:10 the _ARE_ using a Commodore computer ;D. An Amiga to be slightly more specific.

So he went to the "Geronimo of Final Justice" school of getting policewomen to commit professional suicide by helping him.

Gotta love the piano in that action chase across the lawn. Straight outta The Room.

Imagine a movie in which a nondescript man was on the lead role as a secret agent.

"Oh, mirror. Come on. Don't remind him." LOL Why does sarcasm feel so good?

@wileyschmitt

6 жыл бұрын

Especially with this guy.

An actual assassin wouldn’t have gone for the explosion as plan A. It’s hard to plausibly deny an explosion, especially one coming from something which cannot usually explode, like a cake. Not to mention all the innocent collateral damage (beyond the random kids). Agent 47 would have made him choke on the cake somehow.

@sucralose_tumor

2 жыл бұрын

Or thrown a fish/briefcase

@typacsk

Жыл бұрын

(sinister 47 voice) "It's my first day."

@jondunmore4268

Жыл бұрын

You said it: an "actual assassin".... which this guy is definitely NOT.

9:43...”Oh and officer, will you tell me where the hospital is...I seem to have a six pack lodged on my fist!”

Jack Reacher + Roadhouse + any Steven Seagal movie + any Charles Bronson movie = Pressure Point.

@vforvendettaMA

6 ай бұрын

- any actors remotely near even D-list.

You know this guy produced and directed the movie himself. Because no one thinks of Nerdy Phil Collins as an action hero.

@dfailsthemost

3 жыл бұрын

It actually seems like it was shot well.

@dlxmarks

3 жыл бұрын

I get the feeling that Don Mogavero came into a sum of money around 1995, spent all of it on his 3 movies, and then went back to his previous life in 1998.

6:30 Ah, I see Peter Harrington was promoted from his job getting shot in Time Chasers to his new job getting shot in Pressure Point.

Larry Fine, action hero!

My absolute favourite line in this is: "And this is how he earned the nickname 'The Greg Louganis of Garbage'".

Congratulations, Michael Tarantino from Time Chasers. You're no longer the least believable action hero in cinema.

@ralicea4291

4 жыл бұрын

Now hold on... maybe they can split the title.

@sleepyhollow783

3 жыл бұрын

Payton Manning is a nice guy. I'm sure he'd be willing to share the title.

@crazyfvck

3 жыл бұрын

@horaciosi What about 'porn-stache guy' from Dark Future? :D

@alectony2954

2 жыл бұрын

I know im randomly asking but does someone know of a way to log back into an instagram account?? I was stupid forgot the account password. I appreciate any help you can offer me!

@killiankairo4176

2 жыл бұрын

@Alec Tony instablaster ;)

Escaped con checks into a motel in his orange jumpsuit...hokay.

@tuckerbowen4626

4 жыл бұрын

that would still make him the LEAST suspicious-looking guy to ever check into a rural motel

"And I love handsome, pool cleaner daddy, too."

Peyton Manning in his forgotten film debut.

2:14...”The people of our country are famous and proud for making barbells out of pound cake!”

1:49 Senator Lindsey Graham, in a role that will surprise you.

Is Billie Jean your lover? I literally laughed out loud! Wiley Schmitt I'm binging all of your Rifftrax. Thanks!!!

Seriously, did they just run out of guys to cast for the lead and pick the passing janitor?

@balalaikatana

5 жыл бұрын

Anynom The lead wrote the script!

@willtheangrydudeist9120

4 жыл бұрын

Uhhhh..... That's Custodial Engineer to you, thank you VERY much. Lol

@NateSean

4 жыл бұрын

@@willtheangrydudeist9120 Dude, it's a Sanitorial Artist.

@TheGourdKing

3 жыл бұрын

You're worried about that while I'm wondering what they were thinking when casting "those boys."

@ian_b

3 жыл бұрын

@@willtheangrydudeist9120 "Personal Environmental Microbiome Manager"

This was before Peyton Manning retired. He really wanted to take this role so he faked a neck injury.

DOES *ANYBODY* NEED A REFILL?!?!!

17:32 Female cop shoots the lock off of the truck carrying the super bomb.

"Somehow, this is his best angle"

The guy has a lanky Bill Murray look to him

@LchanOtakudom

4 жыл бұрын

reformedfruit Lanky Bill Murray-man, the most subpar of super heroes!

9:07 I had to google Veronica Lake. After reading a little about her, I realize how great that comment is.

7:48 It's the Castleton guy!

@littleteethkeith

3 жыл бұрын

The guy that took the dart to the neck in the prison is the Castleton guys buddy in the airplane.

@petrifiedtoaster8572

3 жыл бұрын

@@littleteethkeithIt's Michael MedDEAD!

Mama Mia, Sacre bleu

"Tactical Cosby shirt." :D

GAHvernment!

“Attractiveness gap” 😂

11:35 Who’s he kidding? He’s never been to Melbourne.

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“Tonight on Mythbusters, every single thing that just happened”

I know why his wife divorced him, she had to go off and get married to Michael Garabaldi on Babylon 5.

It’s the chin butt man from time chaser

The wish version of Jim Belushi

I don't remember the last time I laughed so hard for 20 minutes 11 seconds.

the frumpy hero! lol "come on in, grab a chain, let's fight."

"I'm foreign! Mamma Mia sacrebleu!"

what kind of total idiot would get into a fight while being an escaped felon? Jesus...

That trio were in their early forties and older than the female cop- why does she keep calling them young and boys as though they're sixteen?

@virovac885

6 жыл бұрын

Bad casting

@madamx7422

6 жыл бұрын

You wouldn't know it but they did just graduate high school...after about ten years

@ralicea4291

4 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing "Those unemployed adult males having a group midlife crisis are bad news," was too long a line. Or the screenwriter wasn't up to writing it. Or something.

@NateSean

4 жыл бұрын

@@ralicea4291 Oh no, they work for the discount Bond villain, remember.

@shawnfields2369

4 ай бұрын

​@@NateSeanDiscount Bond Villain's Poorer Twin Brother.

I can't believe they made no mention of Nick Miller being a thug in this movie

@Tareltonlives

4 жыл бұрын

Big missed opportunity. Good thing they caught Pink Boy's cameo.

18:23 Don Mogavero is so physically pathetic he could play Mort Goldman in a live action _Family Guy_ adaptation.

This guy is the ultimate combination of Uncle Larry from Perfect Strangers and Peyton Manning

8:32 I bet the writer thought that was so clever. EDIT: If you don't know "Just for the taste of it" was a slogan used for Diet Coke in the late 80s.

@madamx7422

6 жыл бұрын

Yup I immediately though of coke when he said it...I'm old.

@whoohaaXL

3 жыл бұрын

@@madamx7422 Right there with ya, buddy

Ha! That country is Chile, a south american country, and I'm currently REALLY close to that snowy mountains

@Tareltonlives

4 жыл бұрын

Chile, where it's about the length, not the girth

I KEEP seeing Peyton Manning in this...either I've watched too much football or too many bad movies. And 7:31 Just saw Tom Brady! 🤣 The doberman at 11:35 was cute tho. "Nice doggy."

Always good to see Steve Railsback

"I don't want revenge, I want retribution." So... the exact same thing?

Did I just watch a Simpsons episode?

@chopitup9950

6 жыл бұрын

Josh Russell I’m afraid you did 🙁

I like the Mike riffs that break Kevin and Bill like the Itchy and Scratchy joke.

That's Dwayne Barry from the X files.

At 7:38, they should have said "Huh, must be the pool guy." LOL

I have to disagree with the guys. The lead looks more as if Bill Murray and Phil Collins had a child... and dropped him on his face repeatedly.

@dnelsoncook

6 жыл бұрын

Frankly, I was surprised to find out that the "star" of the movie wasn't Larry Linville's son.

@captain_hat6247

6 жыл бұрын

I think he looks more like Robert Englund.

@crashandersen602

6 жыл бұрын

and on purpose.

@FreyaEinde

6 жыл бұрын

There’s definitely some Jim Belushi in there.

@kazumahazeuzumaki

6 жыл бұрын

I thought it was Belushi

If they were to ever make a Leisure Suit Larry live action film, they’ve found their man.

@Jarumo76

5 ай бұрын

Holy shit, you're right !

@shawnfields2369

4 ай бұрын

​​@@Jarumo76So their pick for live action Leisure Suit Larry is Alternate Universe Jim Belushi/Alternate Universe Peyton Manning? Man...I REALLY don't know a THING about the Leisure Suit Larry series...

Does ANYBODY need a refill?!

My “close relative”wears the exact jeans in this movie (because he weighs the same as he did in 1996 and has always owed 45 pairs of them. Yes he really has 45 perfectly useable pairs), tucks in his “midlife crisis motorcycle brand” t shirt and wears New Balance tennis shoes.

@macdeus2601

2 жыл бұрын

So they make shirts like that for men?

@nonprofitgirl

Жыл бұрын

I love the mental image, Karen Ruby. 😆😂 👖 new balance sneakers... I can PICTURE your Rico Suave relative so clearly!!

Hmm. So Sebastian just runs around the latter part of the film looking like a hobo?

@shawnfields2369

4 ай бұрын

But I do have to ask, do they make that shirt he's wearing for men, or just uglier/Alternate Universe Jim Belushi/Peyton Manning?

Not gonna lie, that she-cop is miles better than anything I've had in the last five years.

@calypsokiosko9067

5 жыл бұрын

Anything you've...had? What?

The revolution will not be televised, it will…. go direct to video. LOL, one of my favorite riffs ever.

Like Peyton Manning's future self

When I saw the Chilean flag behind the gah-vernment official, I thought, "He's President of Texas?" Then I remembered, "Oh, right. That's Chile's flag." Normally this could be an honest mistake, but...I was born, raised, and live in Texas. Shame.

@redheadboyyy123

5 жыл бұрын

Captain Bud Sturguess same dude, fucking same

"And so Sebastian became a Mormon missionary. But he went alone, because no one liked him."

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“Wait a minute, this isn’t my house”

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“Ah!, I see the script has arrived”

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

Frasier trivia night 😂

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“Harlan’s back”

5:50 LARRY LINVILLE?!?! An actual actor?!

11:38 always cracks me up 😝

@rstevens1836

Жыл бұрын

Puppy! 😆🐶❤️

So they set off a bomb in *front* of the building... which blows the first story of the building *forward*... and the upper story... just collapses onto the first story? Maybe that guy should be making simulations for those Loose Change people.

The only reason this movie intrigues me is that the hero is going to Wilmington, Delaware and thats right next to where I grew up.

I didn't know a ferrari had the turn signal and cruise stalk as GM cars from that era.