wiley schmitt

wiley schmitt

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Paid by the alliance to slay all the giants & I also upload videos about...
-MST3K & Rifftrax
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-Fasting & food addiction
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-Out of body travel, lucid dreaming & sleep paralysis
-Sun Gazing, Solar nutrition & vitamin D
-Reading & literature (including book hauls)
-Occult subjects
-Premonition, prediction and prophecy
-Rabbits (all life is sacred, but especially the rabbits)
-Sports and gambling (mostly NBA)
-Video games (but mostly pinball)
-Music, movies and TV shows that don't get blocked
-Unrehearsed thoughts & ramblings
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Book Hauls (from the past two weeks)

Book Hauls (from the past two weeks)

Rabbit Loves Her Willow Wreath

Rabbit Loves Her Willow Wreath

A.I. Diaper Don

A.I. Diaper Don

Best of AFI

Best of AFI

Book Haul (from 4/17/24)

Book Haul (from 4/17/24)

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  • @joeholm4591
    @joeholm459110 сағат бұрын

    Leminkeinnen was more butch than this guy.

  • @nicky2coats
    @nicky2coatsКүн бұрын

    Mamie Van Doren ❤❤❤

  • @wileyschmitt
    @wileyschmittКүн бұрын

    Hubba hubba!

  • @bananawolf2304
    @bananawolf2304Күн бұрын

    Weird to think anything from today would probably level everyone in this movie.

  • @user-sc9he3hn3c
    @user-sc9he3hn3cКүн бұрын

    Michael Moorcock........ Lovecraft's Lovechild 😊?

  • @user-sc9he3hn3c
    @user-sc9he3hn3cКүн бұрын

    I've just started listening to this second installment of the chronicles of Mr Tall, Pale and Interesting (totally loving this by the way) and have yet to hear more dark, eldritch and slightly asthmatic Elder God breathing. Have I escaped them? Or are they still out there,just waiting? Plotting in the shadows and twisted dark angles of other nearby unearthly dimensions.........god I've got to stop falling asleep listening to Lovecraft!!!!

  • @DevlinDomini
    @DevlinDominiКүн бұрын

    Really like the montage idea. If star trek “out of context” can make me laugh, then RT and MST really can. Random’s funny, but montages on a theme are good too. Nice work.

  • @wileyschmitt
    @wileyschmittКүн бұрын

    Thank you. There's one I did for MST3K called 'Mega Edit' (at the top of my MST3K playlist) and I think it's much better than this one.

  • @mcclada
    @mccladaКүн бұрын

    Glad to see they made up after the debate...

  • @mandyjeanne3124
    @mandyjeanne31242 күн бұрын

    can I get you a half eaten turnip I found under a bus 😂😂

  • @bannor_murphy369
    @bannor_murphy3692 күн бұрын

    Repeated chapters 😕

  • @user-sc9he3hn3c
    @user-sc9he3hn3c2 күн бұрын

    2 hours and 18 minutes in and the Elder Gods have gone strangely quiet. I don't like it, I'm dreading the sound of drums, I just know that sooner or later there's going to be drums.

  • @len1375
    @len13752 күн бұрын

    I havnt had the pleasure of this since 1993 which had the original hardbacks sadly gone now at 50 this is a rare treat

  • @jorgeorellana5941
    @jorgeorellana59413 күн бұрын

    This is beyond awesome, will you do all moorcook books?

  • @DevlinDomini
    @DevlinDomini3 күн бұрын

    A true classic.

  • @cgordon13
    @cgordon133 күн бұрын

    I love this book!

  • @user-sc9he3hn3c
    @user-sc9he3hn3c3 күн бұрын

    Yeah I can hear a weird background breathing. Now either I'm developing emphysema ( damn that filthy pipeweed ) or this voice recording is summoning the " Elder Gods" ala Evil Dead 2. Mind you I am enjoying the reading, but I do object to the fact that I'm being used as a conduit for the Dark Ones. I don't want to sound pissy about this but, if I'm going to be roped into bringing about the End of All Things, you are definitely buying me a drink first. I mean fairs fair!

  • @srbrant5391
    @srbrant53913 күн бұрын

    1:49 - Mermaid Man!

  • @toddkellogg2273
    @toddkellogg22733 күн бұрын

    Dudes.. I’m alive again.. way different now.. me and Jackie Chan.. wink.. are just gonna chill mostly.

  • @daviddavid5880
    @daviddavid58803 күн бұрын

    Elric is why I'm often disappointed with movie portrayals of magic. Morcock's magic was unsettling and difficult and slow and very costly and something you'd much rather avoid using. Elric never waved a stick and a latin primer, or danced a cute kata.

  • @jockoharpo2622
    @jockoharpo26224 күн бұрын

    Is that Murray from love boat?

  • @JasonKTerry
    @JasonKTerry4 күн бұрын

    Gary Larson characters and Life Day Robe had me

  • @gianpaolopatti4432
    @gianpaolopatti44325 күн бұрын

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who heard snoring

  • @rqshepherd
    @rqshepherd6 күн бұрын

    fuck after randy Orton having to do with the ship gonna diobolikly fall with punting Vince and his daughter Stephanie please more like on where in time is Carmen Sandiego after Barron wasteland and that nile river battle stations not ahead

  • @anthonywopaness2927
    @anthonywopaness29276 күн бұрын

    You know, a lot of other horrible things came out of the late 80's and early 90's that makes this movie look like a masterpiece ...... there was....no ...how about....no...off hand I can't think of anything

  • @ellnats
    @ellnats7 күн бұрын

    aaaaaaaaand Gunshot noise

  • @jacksullivan4741
    @jacksullivan47418 күн бұрын

    6:59 oh no a squadron of rejected Showa era super sentai foot soldiers whatever will she do

  • @joelzsheridancomedy3983
    @joelzsheridancomedy39838 күн бұрын

    “What did they get sued out of Christmas “ funny on so many levels

  • @gymbaby3
    @gymbaby39 күн бұрын

    OMG! So hilarious!😂 I love this Great work !! Thanks for sharing this:)

  • @wileyschmitt
    @wileyschmitt9 күн бұрын

    Thank you :) It is due for an update, but it's soooooooo much work, someday though.

  • @gymbaby3
    @gymbaby39 күн бұрын

    0:48 they have no words, just laughing 😂

  • @JustSomeWeirdo
    @JustSomeWeirdo9 күн бұрын

    Is this really book three? And not book four? How did he kill his lover and destroy his kingdom off screen?

  • @gymbaby3
    @gymbaby39 күн бұрын

    “May I touch your…sideburn?”

  • @szczesciejestkoloruczarneg749
    @szczesciejestkoloruczarneg7499 күн бұрын

    ✨BIP BIP✨

  • @hbactor
    @hbactor9 күн бұрын

    Imagine having a grandfather that seems so sweet but once took part in a brutal slaying. That and the pervert grandpa are the only real horrors here

  • @JosephLewisSzaboIII
    @JosephLewisSzaboIII10 күн бұрын

    3:02 “Yeah, my mom is Ed Asner in a wig, yeah.”

  • @braxtonbobo4004
    @braxtonbobo400410 күн бұрын

    Oddly enough, this is still better than the acolyte

  • @svenjansen2134
    @svenjansen21348 күн бұрын

    The Acodyke

  • @WonkoSane-jf4qm
    @WonkoSane-jf4qm10 күн бұрын

    And when Hunter got into the plane, the orgy began!

  • @scarygary-qq1pj
    @scarygary-qq1pj12 күн бұрын

    I knew this was going to be a good movie when I saw that it was approved with certificate #9765.🙄

  • @scarygary-qq1pj
    @scarygary-qq1pj12 күн бұрын

    👁️👁️ 🐽 👅

  • @arkayoarkayo4739
    @arkayoarkayo473912 күн бұрын

    ..."Do you "buy" that?". 😂

  • @arkayoarkayo4739
    @arkayoarkayo473912 күн бұрын

    ..."He's gonna hit him with a garden hose". 😂

  • @jameshaynes7062
    @jameshaynes706213 күн бұрын

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @raddastronaut
    @raddastronaut14 күн бұрын

    Shot was wide left from the start then it balances like a curve ball. 😂

  • @nickmunz1
    @nickmunz114 күн бұрын

    This looks like an early AI generated video. Pure horror

  • @dougbrooks2501
    @dougbrooks250114 күн бұрын

    Is it wierd that I want to smoke pot now?

  • @leemcdonald1342
    @leemcdonald134214 күн бұрын

    14:45 RIP, headphone users.

  • @speedyblackston1647
    @speedyblackston164715 күн бұрын

    Buck Norris

  • @cheddarssalad1230
    @cheddarssalad123015 күн бұрын

    Carradine’s goon was Vincent Craig Dupree. He had a goofy death scene in a terrible Friday the 13th movie. He is not Miguel A Nunez Jr. who had a goofy death scene in a terrible Friday the 13th movie.