"Forgive me father, I killed like eight guys today" still makes me lose it

@himwhoisnottobenamed5427

Жыл бұрын

“Hey kid! Get out of my confessional!”

@ackbarfan5556

10 ай бұрын

@@himwhoisnottobenamed5427 "This is our kitchen!"

"Indiana Jones, meet Dusseldorf Strauss." For some reason, I laughed way, way too hard at this.

“I love you, Gerhardt!” “I STILL DO NOT LOVE YOU, HEINRICH!”

So, it's one tug for "I found it;" two tugs for "the mummy is real and absorbing my soul"

"Hey boss, guess what? *thud* I'm dead." Best line in the whole thing XD

@Eazy-ERyder

7 жыл бұрын

DraccoKnightblade Lol yup!

@kievmiddeton2656

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@davincent98

2 жыл бұрын

Hello, Peter

"I can't help you I'm still digesting my fly"

"Pull his hair." "YOU'RE NOT HELPING! "

"I learned to hate you in the last 10 years." --- "I guess she's a slow learner."

"I love you Gerhart!" "I still do not love you Heinrich!" *jeep flies off cliff*

@drumr72

4 жыл бұрын

So funny.

@psychomammoth9640

Жыл бұрын

Gold

"Give me your torch ... and your wallet. C'mon! Stop holding out!" "Springtime ... oh, hello."

Arizona Schmidt!! God..Kevin Murphy is always on point with his quips.

"Zis is great! Ve should try zis on Poland!"

"Pull his hair!" "You're not helping!"

@solidroadsinternational6522

8 жыл бұрын

"Found where they hide the Kahlua" LOL!!

@psychomammoth9640

Жыл бұрын

Good quote for a bald guy fight

Germans find lack of thirst hysterical

"Grab his hair!" "You're not helping!" 🤣😂

You're all against me because I'm a fly eater!

"Life in the apartment below Kirstie Alley!!"

Our hero: the sneaky gnad kicker.

It was always bothering me, how experienced adventurer could think that a little bag of sand would match weight of golden idol.

@thomasm514

5 жыл бұрын

He's an archaeologist, not a chemist.

@jerrycoob4750

2 жыл бұрын

What if the idol is just painted gold and the sand was too heavy?

The German accents had me rolling!

"Hey, Boss, guess what? Im dead." one-liner of the year all years

You left out, "Folks, next time there's a fire, close your eyes. It might just save your life." and "Who Vants Cookies?"

"What will power our Nazi go-karts?"

"DowDowDow! Take that, map room!" Despite my love of this movie, I have to admit this Riff Trax is hilarious.

jeeze, this seems awfully unfair to Germany. You commit a few genocidal atrocities in your past and rifftrax just won't let you forget it.

@ronnig4009

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA!

@ComeAlongKay

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah and the Japanese get away Scott free.

@JFmK-sh5nh

Жыл бұрын

Some people think Hitler was kind of a jerk. Go figure?!?

getting drunk while watching rifftrax: best. night. ever.

"Oh, nice! He's _insane_!"

"Waitress my table's on fire ! ....hey there's some pork left."

I feel like their jokes for this movie massively eclipses their other riffs in that I've laughed the hardest at this one. Then again, I haven't seen them all.

I was not ready for 3:34 the first time I heard it, still cracks me up.

"Pull his hair!" "You're not helping!" LOL

I can still smell their burning carcasses, it's beautiful.

"Hey boss, guess what? I'm dead." "You studied under Professor Ravenwood at the University of Chicago?'[ 'Yes I did' 'Aha! Communist! You have no idea of his present location? Eh, comrade?"

I always lose it right at the part, "GOD, I hate your arm!" Brilliant.

WE ALL LIVE IN A YE...GREY SUBMARINE!

An integral part of my childhood has just been improved substantially.

8:26 "The funereal of Gary Coleman was a sad affair."

At 5:10-5:30 they left out one - "Our hero - fighting like the bully in that Charles Atlas ad!"

"Hey boss, guess what. I'm dead." Hahaha.

I was a kid when I saw the actual movie and our mom made us cover our eyes when the Nazi melts. She didn't want us to have Nightmares.

Careful, those are man eating ducks! lol

1:58 - "You just blinded your cat." I literally did a spit take

Aah... I love Rifftrax. There are few other channels on KZread that try to make fun of the movies, but they do it in such a... mocking way that it just never feels funny to me. Sure, movies can be mocked, but Rifftrax masters this better than any other channel.

@ArmtarGostache

4 жыл бұрын

The fact Rifftrax guys can do it with minimal mean spirit makes it even more funny.

@purplebec9112

Жыл бұрын

They're perfessionals

For those who say Indy had no impact on the storyline...actually he set most of it in motion by using the talisman. Had he just left it be, the Nazis very likely would never have discovered that they were digging in the wrong location nor would have found the correct one.

@ackbarfan5556

3 жыл бұрын

Ugh, freaking Big Bang...

Gestapo Pizza!

@danielkelegian5306

9 жыл бұрын

***** i like my foreskin.

@kellyweingart3692

6 жыл бұрын

"Thank goodness, they’re finally calling Batman"

@kellyweingart3692

6 жыл бұрын

“How about some Mongolian Barbeque?”

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“Grandpa tried to light the grill again”

3:34- 3:43 this one made me laugh the hardest

GESTAPO PIZZA!

Hey boss, guess what, I'm dead. LMAO!!!

Pound for pound, this has to be one of the funniest Rifftrax ever.

"Hey boss, guess what! I'm dead!"

"Gosh I hate your arm!! Stupid Arm!!!!" XD

This and The Blues Brothers still have the best car chases ever made. Number 3 is The Matrix: Reloaded.

"I still do not love you Heimrich!"

God forgive me for laughing so hard when he says, "I SEE A JEW!" LOL!!!

2:12 "Germans find lack of thirst hysterical." XD

I believe they can riff anything and make it hilarious...

I can't be the only one who thinks that they should get Mr. Plinkett on Riff Trax.

Really funny stuff! It's a clever critique of a classic 80s American action movie. Mike, Tom and Bill really do love this movie, and this is their sarcastic tribute. You gotta know where these guys are coming from, and the fact they're comedy professionals and veterans.

The fly joke was made before the fly even went into the guy's mouth LOL

Wow, raiders of the lost ark was a great film.

It is true they can riff any movie, even a classic. To funny, thanks guys fir a great start to my day.

"So, it's one tug for 'I found it,' two tugs for 'the mummy is real and absorbing my soul.'"

In the novelization of this movie, the guy who catches on fire is Mongolian, or supposed to be, so very interesting.

I actually wouldn't mind seeing a film about Dusseldorf Strauss. "Dusseldorf Strauss und das Geheimnis des Hahn-saugenden Donnergott."

@alexandersilady4751

8 жыл бұрын

+Lucas Davis The secret of the... what-now thundergod? 0_o

@lucasdavis1964

8 жыл бұрын

+Alexander Silady "Dusseldorf Strauss and the Mystery (Secret) of the Cock-Sucking God Of Thunder"

Anyone else think it's odd that John Rhys-Davies primary role in the 80s was to play a vaguely Arabic/Turkish guy? Or that when anyone mention's Alfred Molina's career they mention this film as if he had some sort of substantial role? Or that Marian was about 5 foot, weighed maybe 130, and drank about a gallon of Vodka... then goes on to play it completely sober? She'd either be laying in a puddle of her own vomit or fucking dead, man.

@ForceMaximus84

8 жыл бұрын

Or that it's just a movie, so you shouldn't take it too seriously?

@Stand_By_For_Mind_Control

8 жыл бұрын

ForceMaximus84 Too seriously to you must mean 'the tiniest bit seriously'.

@Thoralmir

5 жыл бұрын

Maybe you should repeat the MST3K Mantra: "Its just a show; I should really just relax."

@MkeKen67

5 жыл бұрын

@@Thoralmir - Yeah, I mean how many times should Indy have died according to the ordinary laws of physics? Crawling under the moving truck would have done it quite nicely.

1:18 My favorite line!

"Aw it's doing its Kelly Clarkson impression!" "Hey, did you just kill an invisible dog?"

This was so funny! I literally laughed out loud! In fact, I GUFFAWED!

This is great! We should try it on Poland!!

"Hey, kid, get out of my confessional!"

@Thoralmir

5 жыл бұрын

"This is our kitchen!"

"Gestapo Pizza!" XD

Marian: Pull his hair! Indy (fighting Big Bald Nazi): YOU'RE NOT HELPING!!!!

"Senor! Nobody's come out of there alive." Mike: Well, William H. Macy made it, but no one attractive's made it! Kevin: Ah, yes, life in the apartment below Kristy Alley's! Sorry. Bill: _And_ they immediately crash into a soccer team.

It's Droopy of the S.S.

"Our hero, the sneaky nad kicker."

"The funeral of Gary Coleman was a sad affair" *slow clap*

"Gestapo Pizza!" LMFAO

"This is our kitchen!" "No, you're drunk!" "Daddy!" XD

"Frenchman, save me from the Nazi- oh, why do I even bother asking?"

I can't help you; I'm still digesting my fly!

Gestapo pizza!

Going-on-break-bye!

"We all live in a uh.......gray Submarine." XD

"Hey boss! Guess what?" *THUD!* "I'm dead."

Mike's German accent is hilarious XD

oh nice, he's INSANE!

PACKERS WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GO PACKERS!

@MkeKen67

5 жыл бұрын

My favorite call back.

INDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 500.

"Stay out of the light. You have fine, delicate skin."

"Heh, I'm makin' it walk!" Brilliant.

"one of these must turn off the truck" lol!!!!!! now I have to watch the full one...

"springtime for- oh hello"

"I can't help you, I'm still digesting my fly."

"Waitress, my table's on fire." "Hey, there's some pork left..."

Our hero, fighting like a sociopathic 4 year old!

Marion: Indy! Mike: Pull his hair! Bill: YOU'RE NOT HELPING!! Kevin: Best way to get a cab in New York! Bill: And that's the best way to make sure the New York cab driver takes the shortest route! Mike: I love you, Gerhardt! Bill: I still do not love you, Heinrich! Kevin: Hey, anyone see a white man with a filthy hat and an insufferable smirk?

"Germans find lack of thirst hysterical!"

...and Al Quida is born.

Mike: This is why you need a sunscreen with the proper SPF. Bill: Make sure you do your face too, see?