The glasses cleaning scene always cracks me up. 😂

Working in a grocery store, I often used to say "let's go to the turkey database"

@ianvincibl3

2 жыл бұрын

That is litteraly the greatest thing I've ever heard.

I wanted to watch but I was too busy cleaning my glasses.

@greedyd5524

5 жыл бұрын

Anynom You better get those patent papers finished

@purplebec9112

9 ай бұрын

Tee hee, Im getting glasses finally and I can't wait to clean them. 😅 If someone says something important to me this is what I'll say "I'm too busy cleaning my glasses." That will be so much fun! Edit: I got them and I love making this reference to my friends 🥰😊

The script for Riding with Death was reworked and eventually became the basis for Cars 2.

@shawnfields2369

Жыл бұрын

I can believe that. Why wouldn't it become an even WORSE movie?!?

Because of this episode I call windshield washer fluid "Smurf urine"

William Sylvester is in heaven now, still cleaning his glasses.

Peter Fonda is Richard Petty in the Marcel Marceau story

@Efro1632

4 жыл бұрын

I love that one.

Leave Robert Denby alone!

Ok everyone mellow out... He’s invisible but he’s still Ben Murphy

Smokey and the Bandit merged with the Six Million Dollar Man How did this not become a hit?

Vote Denby (paid for and left alone by the Elusive Council for a less harassed Robert Denby).

@MrU4theChillWind

5 жыл бұрын

The network took a few ~30min tv episodes and glued them together to make an 80-minute movie. Then you took what those turkeys did and whittled back down to about 30 min. Sweeeeeeet!

@MrU4theChillWind

5 жыл бұрын

btw, thanks for uploading your shortened versions. It's a great way to re-visit great episodes

@wileyschmitt

5 жыл бұрын

Your appreciation is much appreciated. And as #30 is likely on it's way in the near future you can also count on another 'best of' of the last ten episodes on the playlist.

@greedyd5524

5 жыл бұрын

You like Robert Denby?

@pronkb000

4 жыл бұрын

@@greedyd5524 I like him in spite of the fact that he's not me.

I had to know how far it is from Torrance to Long Beach, California. As long as Ben Murphy averages ONE mph along the most direct route, he should be able to make the journey in the allotted 13 hours.

@chimpinaneckbrace

29 күн бұрын

12:53 On top of that he’s a half hour behind schedule. Did Ben Murphy put the truck in neutral with the hope that downhill momentum will get them there? Maybe they are rolling backwards. What a turkey.

"...do ya buy that?"

@TheWonderStraw

4 жыл бұрын

"...still with me?"

This cracks me up every time i watch this!!! :) "Peter Fonda is Richard Petty in "The Marcel Marceau Story".

WHOOHHOHOOOH! YAHOOO, *PBBBBBPHBBTHHHH!!*

@PatTheBatmanFan

3 жыл бұрын

Now I want you to jump up and down and go “AHHYUGUHUH!”

This episode makes me wanna throw myself on the ground!

Lucky guy, he’s about to find out I’m Ben Murphy.

Were they Butterballs ? Opened up a can of worms on that one, and that guy is still cleaning his glasses.

@shawnfields2369

Жыл бұрын

"Gotta clean my glasses, they're still filthy!"

Ben Murphy at his Ben Murphyist

Did the doctor ever finish the patent papers?

@SimonFurber

Жыл бұрын

Patent pending.

So odd that William Sylvester was in this chunk of lead after playing a significant character in “2001: A Space Odyssey,” one of the greatest movies ever made.

@UberNeuman

2 жыл бұрын

True, but a man's gotta eat, you turkey.

@johnparrott4689

Жыл бұрын

Good catch! Dr. Floyd!

@awkwardboy

Жыл бұрын

"You can't eat gold medals" -Jesse Owens

@Goawaykidyoubotherme

9 ай бұрын

He went from Gorgo and Devil Doll to 2001 to Riding with death

Leonard, listen to me... "NO!"

Ben Murphy, again?! He wasn't born in 1958. It was 1942. He's 80 now.

Hilarious episode great riffing good host segments in riding with death😊

5:13 What he meant to say was,"For the love of God, please stop! You are making my ears bleed!" 7:56 He is working on papers in a helicopter without patent papers? Am I the only one that is confused? I really don't see this guy using a 'memory palace.' Especially since his formula doesn't even work. 9:24 Why is there a speaker in the back of a diesel truck's cargo hold? 10:29 Flashbacks to things he wasn't even awake for. 11:12 How do his clothes and watch turn invisible? 11:37 So he turns off the only advantage he has in this fight? Because... reasons? I suppose the whole movie can't be bad guys throwing themselves to the ground. 12:22 Be sure to look away from the four guys you are arresting while standing next to them. 12:26 Where did all these ropes come from? 12:51 Just ignore the sound of the helicopter's blades in the background. 20:15 Shooting at a gas tank will just put a hole in the gas tank. Without a flame, nothing will happen. 20:05 Isn't this the most convoluted plan to kill someone? 26:42 With all the things he could be doing as an invisible secret agent (sabotage, survivance, fugitive capture, information gathering, etc.), all he uses it for is to get in drunken, uneven, fist fights? 28:36 How many plotlines does this movie have? I'm still waiting for The Grim Reaper to show up. 32:24 She has telepathy, I guess? 34:28 This version of the movie 'Speed' sucks. 35:59 And thus the concept of 'Brokeback Mountain' was born.

Every time I watch this episode I ask myself, “What the hell just happened to me?” Yeah, that’s all I can say is, “What the hell happened to me?”

@furrybogard9724

Жыл бұрын

That's what happens when you actually like Robert Denby

@FantasyfootballRedd13

Жыл бұрын

@@furrybogard9724 🤣🤣🤣👍

@furrybogard9724

Жыл бұрын

@@FantasyfootballRedd13 You really did make the pants too long

‘I can fart up a storm!’😂

New England Journalists!

@purplebec9112

9 ай бұрын

Is it wrong to know what he actually said? Which is funny too. "Over there where the jungle is." Went to a place where its definitely not a jungle. 😂

🎶 Ain’t got no record….ain’t got no band…..but I got me a song about a truck drivin’ man…..Oym awn there……Oym awn there…..🚛🎶

Butter balls? Let's go to the turkey database

@jonathanbethards3689

4 жыл бұрын

That first time I heard that ongoing turkey gag had me laughing so hard I was about to pee myself

The 1 vote down was Dr.Hale

LOL @ 19:28 "Stand Clear..." XD

..."Do you "buy" that?". 😂

Pumping Buffalo?! ...🤣🤣😆

LOVE this fucking episode

What a turkey

"... and half of them weren't even aired." After viewing this cinematic merde-pile, i can see why...

"I'm gonna stink for three years!"

This was a TV series called Gemini Man. This must be the pilot? Hence the starring of Ben Murphy, hot off his forgotten success in Alias Smith And Jones.

@control_the_pet_population

Жыл бұрын

It's two episodes smashed together in the editing room with some stock footage from a different movie sprinkled in the opening act. (also see: MST3K Master Ninja I and II)

@ian_b

Жыл бұрын

@@control_the_pet_population Makes sense. Always a recipe for a great movie!

@albrown7977

10 ай бұрын

@@control_the_pet_population I was wondering why this movie seemed to have two completely different, dumb plotlines.

Love you guys.

I could never call a dude “big daddy” 😂😂 No way ☠️

I keep hearing "Edwin Denby", but maybe because there was a high school in Detroit named after that man who was SecNavy in Harding and Coolidge Administrations, and said school was my high school's main rival in sports.

Chitterlings, 😂😊😂🤣😂🤣😂

That denim shirt. 😂

But- I have to clean my glasses

It's Abby, I'm late ...she's pregnant?

29:13 “pumping buffalo???” 😂😂😂😂

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

It’s Skeletor

@kellyweingart3692

3 жыл бұрын

“Castle Greyskull will be mine!”

As a trucker, this movie is a comedy of errors from pretty the word go. The 70's was a lot of things, but this ain't it. These guys made an unwatchable movie "a real knee slapper!"

@shawnfields2369

Жыл бұрын

Well, that'd probably be their specialty. They can take any film, especially the worst and most obscure movies, and make them watchable, or take a completely watchable film, and somehow make it even more worth watching, because that's the magic of either MST3K/RiffTrax. And these guys are hilarious, and it doesn't matter who's on with them, they always make it hilarious to watch, so I'm even surprised that someone can even rank their "Funniest Episodes"; because every single episode is so funny that I'd have trouble even choosing a funniest episode, because all of their episodes are so great. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must clean my glasses, the turkeys are coming...

was it your intention to make the runtimes for all of these matching numbers? 23:23? 33:33? 35:35?

You're as elusive as Robert Denby!

29:29 😂😂😂😂😂😂

This is a weird episode for me--the riffing is some of my favorite, but the movie itself is just so ineptly cobbled together from the cancelled TV show that it's hard to watch.

Everyone's voice in this movie is like irritating to hear, as if the audio mics put way too much clarity/treble in their voices.

aWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO---- oh it's inappropriate.

On your mudflaps buddy.

Was this the episode with Robert Reed and Tom T Hall??

Can _anyone_ tell me the significance of “Universal... except for you Ron”? 😬

10:30 👀👀😂😂😂😂

Is that Murray from love boat?

"Canadian Mounted Police"????!!!

@wisethirtyseven

3 жыл бұрын

...It says “NELL!”