Has anyone considered that Sauron became Sauron out of sheer frustration from living with Galadriel for a few months? Thanks Galadriel.

@Ackalan

Жыл бұрын

I whole heartedly believe Sauron was on his way to Valinor to turn himself in, then he was afflicted by Galadriel and just dragged along until he figured he'd save the elves and maybe she'd let him go, so he did and she tried to kill him, and the at that point he realized that if he went back, she'd follow and everyone in Valinor would have to suffer her for eternity and so he made the ultimate sacrifice and decided to become the Dark Lord to make her stay in exile. Sauron, the true hero of Middle Earth.

@halciber

Жыл бұрын

Excellent point. 😂

@fernandorolandelli4800

Жыл бұрын

A narrator that manages to turn Sauron himself the only likeable character of the whole show must have misunderstood something

@jacobrogers2906

Жыл бұрын

Rofl, was thinking the exact the same thing watching this. Since Halbrand's actions, or plan(???) doesn't make ANY sense throughout the season this is the explanation I prefer.

@justinwillingale2086

Жыл бұрын

@@Ackalan you mean valinor true hero of valinor

"There is no patriarchy in middle earth, only a galadriachy" that line had me rolling 😂😂😂

@gauravvaidya6398

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂+1

@TheMentalblockrock

Жыл бұрын

😄😄😄😄🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@zitools

Жыл бұрын

that line has singlehandedly made me want to get amazonprime and watch this series.

@TheMentalblockrock

Жыл бұрын

@@zitools #Mee_too!!!!

@ravenousq

Жыл бұрын

omg what's the timestamp?

Whenever Arondir shot at the white orcs with his bow and said “this is payback for the transatlantic slave trade” it literally sent shivers down my spine. What a moment

@cally77777

Жыл бұрын

Really, this racist drivel gets over 200 thumbs up? What a world!

@etiennedevignolles7538

Жыл бұрын

How did Arondir sort out the blacks in Africa who were capturing and selling the African slaves?

@user-ji3zl4vd9b

Жыл бұрын

😂😂 and I am not even white just sane enough to get the humor

@OneofInfinity.

Жыл бұрын

Brr, they almost trip over to make the world less tolerant, polarizing and spreading racism, the nwo is tru to their natsi ideology.

@mrkiky

11 ай бұрын

The whole theater gave a standing ovation

The part where galadriel painted her face half white/half blue and screamed "they may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!" to inspire her troops gave me chills

@TheChzoronzon

Жыл бұрын

and when she moonshines the orcs? stunning!

@sebastianpolo6271

Жыл бұрын

She throwed the ring of power 3 times into the depths of Mordors lava . Until she decided to give it to a lonely hobbit and his cousin . Best girl

@larshassing3938

Жыл бұрын

And then in the end when Galadrial says to the troops "You have bleed with meeee, now pull out your tampons and bleeeed with meeeee.. again".. Teared me up like the weak white male I am.

@Dowlphin

10 ай бұрын

You mean when she painted her face half African half Asian.

@tubenachos

Ай бұрын

😂😂🤣

Galadriel on her never ending quest to speak to the Manager.

@ovcharkaboxing

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@crhu319

Жыл бұрын

#Karendriel

@lexmachina8961

Жыл бұрын

Brilliant!

@tyr3759

Жыл бұрын

hahahaha... so good

@PhilosoFeed

Жыл бұрын

nailed it

"realising they are not only stuck in the ocean, but now stuck in the ocean with galadriel, they scream for help" holy hell

@thehoerscorral8565

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@IKillUDarling

Жыл бұрын

If there ever was a reason to intentionally drown oneself, this is it.

@mbergamin16

Жыл бұрын

The sea is always right ..

@drakan5468

Жыл бұрын

I'd rather join the orc army than being stuck with her

@markthorby1164

Жыл бұрын

Bodom!!!

That moment when Galadriel said "Where was Tolkien when we wrote the script?" was really inspiring.

You forgot to mention when Halbrand was saving her from the water, he dived down and was pulling an unconscious Galadriel to the surface but the the writers were like no this will lower her girl power levels so she miraculously wakes up from almost drowning, gets on the boat first somehow then helps him up to keep her superiority.

@chazzitz-wh4ly

Жыл бұрын

Continuity? What’s that?

@ArmyWolves

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂🎶

@ShareAMeal77

4 ай бұрын

There's so many TV shows and movies nowadays that have the same holes in them like when the characters have world breaking abilities for no reason, or they don't have an ability again that they had once that saved the day but came about unexplained, characters forgetting that they said something in an earlier episode that contradicts what they say later. Or how unnatural characters act, getting hysterical over nothing, preaching political lies, or being completely backwards etc.

@rampage2587

4 ай бұрын

@@ShareAMeal77 i hear you. It got sloppy at the end but for most of its run Game of Thrones was top notch at keeping track of their details and staying consistent. Details matter. It can separate the gems from the garbage

@5pandas512

3 ай бұрын

you described a typical scene in Sthephen Segal mivie

can we just appreciate how he condensed 7 episodes - or roughly 6 hours of screen time - in just 15 minutes without losing meaningful details of the plot?

@hellogoodbye4061

Жыл бұрын

damn, this comment made me lol, and I mean actually laugh out loud.

@kantstenchonthemel5641

Жыл бұрын

I haven't seen more than 10 minutes of the RoP but I 've watched all the "Woke Critic's" videos... That's entertainment!

@sagaswp

Жыл бұрын

Except for the Harfoots, but you said 'meaningful' details of the plot, so I guess you're still technically correct.

@rafangirl1

Жыл бұрын

Meaningful details? I hope you're being ironic.

@Yarblocosifilitico

Жыл бұрын

in this case, there's no merit to that x)

That scene where Galadriel took over the Brotherhood of Steel and then threatened to fire all the devs at Bethesda so they would change the name to the Sisterhood of Steel was so gratifying. You go girl.

@EsteemedReptile

Жыл бұрын

When Galadrial plays Bethesda games, they don't even crash.

@jeko72

Жыл бұрын

It said that during operation anchorage Galadriel talked General Jingwei into killing himself, winning the war

@Hal34329

Жыл бұрын

That time when Galadriel herself won both NCR and the Legion in the Hoover Dam... Literally chills

@joshpowers3315

4 ай бұрын

Trash

That scene where Galadriel took a dwarfish axe, tore down the locked room door and shouted with a manic grin " Heeere's Galadriel~! " gave me goosebumps.

@sjonnieplayfull5859

Жыл бұрын

This one sounds pretty legit

@yig_501

5 ай бұрын

😂

@hellomate639

2 ай бұрын

My favorite part is when she said "Its Galadrielin' time" and proceeded to Galadriel all over everyone.

The worst part to me is that not only have they destroyed her character by making her things she isn't, but they've also stripped her of one of her greatest abilities. The ability to see through deceptions and illusions. Galadriel was the first to see through Anatar and perceive his true identity, but Saurbrand has completely escaped her detection. Awesome... Just awesome

@LuisSierra42

Жыл бұрын

Gladriel is definitely one of the characters ever

@thepleasureroom9646

Жыл бұрын

halbrand isn't sauron though soo meeh....

@Arcessitor

Жыл бұрын

@@thepleasureroom9646 He is. Undeniably so.

@dyanko-ga4887

Жыл бұрын

She isn't even tall. 🤦🏻‍♂️

@olgastepin1614

Жыл бұрын

Yes, the problem is not that they made this one too perfect. They made her not perfect enough (actually not perfect at all... for an Elf). Probably fearing that the audience wouldn't be able to accept a character with all possible virtues and hardly any ligt-grey spot of pride. They should have taken the risk!

By this time, she's supposed to be several thousand years old, married and a queen with a child. A person full of majesty and power, a powerful sorceress who's both wise and kind. She's not some bratty ass mary sue who's cocky as hell, makes terrible decisions every three seconds, and flails a sword around like a headless fucking chicken. Like goddamn, they actually nerfed the hell out of her while simultaneously destroying her entire character.

@AdamNisenziSpisak

Жыл бұрын

Its a double uno reverse tactic, they made it so it reflects how a strong and indepented woman is in this century and reflects our world, because they wanted to show strong female woke character, but in reality are just trying to hide the true power galadriel actualy has in the REAL original story where she is far stronger, wiser and better in every way than any female from our world could ever be. They are playing the woke people so bad its hilarious when you realise the game.

@alistairjames490

Жыл бұрын

Absolute character assassination. They made her so unlikable and annoying. Imagine this is what they think a strong woman is smh

@kjgoebel7098

Жыл бұрын

Testify it. Tolkien even said she was the closest thing there is to a main hero of the whole story, from the first age to the end of the third age. And not only does she prevail where almost everyone else falls, she does it by manifesting profoundly feminine traits, not by leading men into battle.

@Hokies4evr

Жыл бұрын

@@BryceByerley The Age of the Unlikeable Mary Sue has begun…

@TucoBenedicto

Жыл бұрын

@@kjgoebel7098 she’s implied in the Silmarillion to also be an extremely skillful fighter ( like pretty much any elf sire of her bloodline and her age). She’s just not a bratty disrespectful know-it-all with temperament issues like the show depicts her.

This satire commentary only gets an A. The A+ is only reserved for Galadriel.

Has anyone realized that maybe when Gil-Galad announces their days of peace have begun, its not because sauron is gone but because galadriel is sailing to valinor and going away.

@chazzitz-wh4ly

Жыл бұрын

I like how immediately after she jumps off the ship, the ship straight up just vanishes from the point she jumped off to resurfacing. No trace whatsoever. Just gone. Couldn’t have been more than a handful of seconds.

@wrmusic8736

10 ай бұрын

@@chazzitz-wh4ly when Galadriel jumps into the water - massive tsunami blows everything away from where she touches its surface.

@towelgirl21

7 ай бұрын

yfw the king tries to get rid of you because he's convinced you're actually making the world worse

@finwefingolfin7113

4 ай бұрын

never mind the fact that Galadriel has been permanently banned from Valinor due to the kin-slaying perpetrated by her brothers and the Noldor in general

Galadriel: -Cannot be burnt by lava, lava is burnt by her - corrupted the rings of power - quenches her thirst by drinking sea water - gravity doesnt pull Galadriel, she pulls middle earth

@deceiver444

Жыл бұрын

Chuck Norris bows down before Galadriel

@justinah7400

Жыл бұрын

When Galadriel jumped in the ocean she didn't get wet, the water got Galadriel

@superslyshadow1915

Жыл бұрын

@@justinah7400 best comment ever

@Goodbutevilgenius

Жыл бұрын

@@deceiver444 Galadriel was once bitten by a king cobra. After three days of agonising pain, Chuck Norris died.

@danthovict381

Жыл бұрын

When many people said "sea is always right" its actually "she is always right" referring to almighty Guyladriel.

When Galadriel said: I am not stuck on this boat with you, you are stuck on this boat with me I felt hope for the first time in years again. This is truly a movie.

@deceiver444

Жыл бұрын

A movie ever made for sure.

@ythandlename

Жыл бұрын

When she abandons her miraculous rescuers to being eaten alive by miraculous sharks and then miraculously saved (twice) by a stranded white man on a miraculous boat made me realize that she was a miraculous white woman.

@JK-Visions

Жыл бұрын

And trully the best way to thow away your money:p

@stellviahohenheim

10 ай бұрын

This is for Lenin you fool!

When Galadriel said "Look at me, look at me, I am the captain now" was awe inspiring.

Ah yes, I love whenever a character in any entertainment has to overcome challenges, and it's barely an inconvenience.

@Will_Hallett_Art

Жыл бұрын

Oh really?

@sims2lovealot

Жыл бұрын

Female characters that have ascended beyond what it means to be a Mary Sue are TIGHT!

@chazzitz-wh4ly

Жыл бұрын

A country that dislikes elves? Nah, they’ll fight for me and die for me after I show them how much disrespect I have for their people and queen. Did Sauron, the one my revenge boner is for, reveal himself then I allowed him to leave? Nah, season two is coming, I’ll sort it out then.

@FUh_Que_-

Жыл бұрын

Some might even say super easy

@Dowlphin

10 ай бұрын

The actress had to overcome the challenge of playing Galadriel, and she is a natural.

I always wonder if one of these woke true believers saw this channel, would they know it’s satire or would this fall in line with exactly how they interpret what they’re watching? I absolutely love this channel.

@stephenwouw8624

Жыл бұрын

Remember the boiling NPC head meme? I reckon it’s something like that when they watch this channel. 😆

@MollieLolly

Жыл бұрын

It’s satire!?

@Pizzpott

Жыл бұрын

It will be the latter, they are lunatics remember and cannot think for themselves.

@Daviesherr1981

Жыл бұрын

They would believe it was real.

@bushmonster1702

Жыл бұрын

It would melt their mind I think.

This is how Amazon visioned everyone reacting to Galadriel.

“She makes Mary Sue sound like Mary Who?” I love it.

Chuck Norris was just Galadriel undercover

@Shipwreck15151

2 ай бұрын

Has anyone ever seen Chuck Norris and Galadriel in the same room together?

Galadriel’s performance is beautiful she cries at her own performance. What an inspiration

@CorePathway

Жыл бұрын

Stunning. Brave.

@mustang607

Жыл бұрын

Six stars!

@deceiver444

Жыл бұрын

11/10

@mustang607

Жыл бұрын

Better than perfect.

@deceiver444

Жыл бұрын

@@mustang607 perfecter than perfect

When Galadriel looked Adar in the eyes and said “Say Hello To My Little Dagger” I truly felt the spirit of Tolkien writing shine.

@Darkmatterdwarf

Жыл бұрын

That shining is called Planck Radiation and it's normal when something burns with so much rage that it reaches 6700°C ;)

@bigsmall246

Жыл бұрын

@@Darkmatterdwarf galadriel is so smart she knew about Planck radiation when society was using bows and arrows.

@araqweyr

Жыл бұрын

Things are dire when you can't tell if it's real or not without watching the series.

I love the part when after finishing the first season Tolkien says "Look how they massacred my boy." while thinking of his life work.

Loved the part where the narrator was presenting Galadriel's escape from prison: "Galadriel, the goddess who crawled through 500 yards of shit and came out clean the other end." Just beautiful.

@mrloverman2.0

Жыл бұрын

Galadriel used to be called Andy.

The part where Galadriel said: “It’s about drive, its about power, we stay hungry, we devour!” was absolutely gut wrenching, made me cry goosebumps

@myndwork

Жыл бұрын

When she said: “it was you Fredo” 😢

@benjaminthibieroz4155

Жыл бұрын

what is this from?

@lusians3

Жыл бұрын

@@benjaminthibieroz4155 The Rock rap or somthing like that

@user-ck3si7xh7z

Жыл бұрын

Put in the work, put in the hours and take what's ours 😂

@bakarenibsheut12

Жыл бұрын

@@benjaminthibieroz4155 "Face Off" by Tech N9ne. This is from the last verse of the song by the Rock.

It's not about the money, it's all about THE MESSAGE. - Hollywoke

@hollowman9410

Жыл бұрын

"What do you mean we have run out of money?" - Hollywoke

@loveitftw

Жыл бұрын

@@hollowman9410 if you go woke, you go broke

@jackjohn4156

Жыл бұрын

Joker was right… We all need alittle push unfortunately

@abimanyuputra5185

Жыл бұрын

@@jackjohn4156 oooooh I'm so edgy, it make me bleed. Go out outside, touch grass.

@jackjohn4156

Жыл бұрын

@@abimanyuputra5185 I was agreeing with you lol

4:04 Watching this in retrospect really shows how absolutely genius the screenwriters are. Who would have thought that a person passed out from swimming for days could be brought back to full charge just by pouring 5ml of water on her lips, when she's covered in water? Pure genius!

@random.3665

10 ай бұрын

Do you know what the worst part of jumping into amazons RoP oceans is? You can never get out by yourself, since you can only swim to your left. Because the sea is always right.

@oleksandrhedz

3 ай бұрын

This is a good one😂​@@random.3665

Her character arc is a straight line to the top HAHAHAHA! Good one

@oberlurch-handimations8628

Жыл бұрын

More like a horizontal line from the max

@TheArtist441

Жыл бұрын

@@oberlurch-handimations8628 lol yes already at MAX from the start and just staying there till the end

So Guyladriel constantly leaves everyone who accompanies her to die as she bails on them time and time again. What an extraordinary leader.

@Lordeightbane

Жыл бұрын

A true leader knows when to retreat

@marc-andrerenaud1394

Жыл бұрын

A true leader knows that if you never leave witnesses of your horrible decisions alive, everyone is left to assume you only made good decisions, which is why you're still alive ;)

@Klaaism

Жыл бұрын

Mission over expendable minions. Truly an inspiration for the children.

@arachnabell

Жыл бұрын

@@Lordeightbane well Amazon claims a " true female leader " retreats all the time. After all if no one is left alive, no one can accuse her of being a souless hag. A +

@JZBaltazar

Жыл бұрын

The ones who die will go to heaven, so why stop them from dying?

It's like the writers took the vision of corrupted Galadriel from when she was offered the ring and decided that's actually alright for them. "All will love me and despair!"

@JK-Visions

Жыл бұрын

I think they just copied rey;)

@chazzitz-wh4ly

Жыл бұрын

“All shall love me and despair!”

The part when Galadriel says "E.T phone home" and ended all racism and male patriarchy in both Middle Earth and our own Planet Earth was so strong and inspiring.

There's a saying in my country: "all the evil towards good" - roughly translated. It means that no matter how shitty a thing is, there's some good in there somewhere. Rings of power is a tragedy, but content, like this video, inspired by it is a fucking masterpiece.

@abooga8

Жыл бұрын

And, hopefully, to something even greater. The end to the butchery of tolkien's works at least, as one example.

@abooga8

11 ай бұрын

Also, which country is this saying from?

@XXXOverlord666

11 ай бұрын

@@abooga8 Romania

@AlwaysBonpoint

9 ай бұрын

What's the name of your country?

@abooga8

9 ай бұрын

@@AlwaysBonpoint Romania, he said it above.

Dude. You're gonna be big. Not as big as Guyladriel's lack of self awareness. But still pretty big. Keep doing what you're doing.

@BoredOuttaMyMind

Жыл бұрын

Mr. Beast isn’t even that big lol

@NeroLeMorte

Жыл бұрын

Unless the wokies go after him like they did the act man and rekieta law.

@dropbear430

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@ythandlename

Жыл бұрын

I'm glad this video was satirical but wouldn't have think it was based on channel name and video. tbh he needs to change it

Let's all spare a minute to appreciate how privileged we are to live in a time where we can enjoy such a masterfully written and inspiring character. Thank you, Amazon

@pouncepounce7417

Жыл бұрын

isn't galadrial not kinda an white privileged woman?

@ivankraljevic1

Жыл бұрын

And thanks to bunch of purple haired,cringe tatooed,quirky,each-indentical-in-own-uniquess zoomers who write for this show.

@dolamrothknight

Жыл бұрын

this is a joke right? this show is actually fking trash. these people clearly have never read any of the books just the highlights. its so bad. its like watching season 6-8 game of thrones.

@Forcix

Жыл бұрын

Sarcasm, right?

@justaprankbro

Жыл бұрын

@@Forcix obv

I've never seen a critique as stunning and brave as this! I am literally shaking

"Did you put your ring in the mountain of fire!", Galadriel Holmes, the great elf detective, asked calmly.

My partner and I have just had a child but after watching this masterpiece of a series, we're seriously considering putting little Masie up for adoption. It's been a couple of months and she's been, how should I say this? Underwhelming. After the perfection of Galadriel we were really hoping our little one would be putting us in our place by now.

@ovcharkaboxing

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@Nopeasaurus

Жыл бұрын

I applaud you for your bravery. It may be a difficult decision but it is indeed the right one.

@LailandiAdventures

Жыл бұрын

@@Nopeasaurus thanks for your understanding. After some research, I think the bureaucracy is a bit much so we've decided to just place her in the recycling, just doing our bit for the environment you know?

@albers1

Жыл бұрын

La podéis dejar en un torno de algún convento por el centro de Madrid. Pero sería mejor quedarosla y llamarla Eowyn.

@harrymills2770

Жыл бұрын

@@LailandiAdventures How dare you? What kind of barbarian are you, not to compost?

The worst/best part is that your voiceover is exactly what was said in the script meetings.

@hellogoodbye4061

Жыл бұрын

Well, Amazon writers at least got one thing right in regards to Galadriel - The C is always right.

When Galadriel said "Luke, I am your father" I really felt that.

@discovermajid

11 ай бұрын

*mother

@safiquazi2704

11 ай бұрын

Fun fact the line is "no I am your father" not " Luke I am yout father" Mandela effect

@kc87557

10 ай бұрын

@@discovermajidbirthing person

@jeckjeck3119

10 ай бұрын

@@discovermajid Galadriel's sperm can impregnate males, you foolish mortal. How do you not know that?

That bit where she said, "It's Gladrin' time!" Genius writing.

The part where Galamdriele Says "There is a thermometer in me" , just stunning.

@eschelar

Жыл бұрын

Just because you've got something up your butt, doesn't mean it's a thermometer there galadreeel.

@TheChzoronzon

Жыл бұрын

When she uses her inner tempest to shoot ping pong balls at the audience, I shed a tear

@eeveeofalltrades4780

Жыл бұрын

(Squinting) that sounds sus

Remember when TV shows, movies and books didn't all try to make you as depressed as possible? Remember when even anti-heroes were so well written that one could empathize with the struggle that the protagonist faced? This show makes me actively depressed.

@harleyforme1238

Жыл бұрын

Check out House of the Dragon, though it takes place in a far more depressing world, it is good enough to offset any and all negative emotions produced by subjecting yourself to the rings of power.

@Maarten8867

Жыл бұрын

Easy solution: don't watch it. I watched the trailer and immediately knew I would spare myself the misery of watching this show.

@ThomasCarstein

Жыл бұрын

I feel you man. WindowCat said it right: just don't watch it, spare yourself the disappointment and keep your old good memories of the story intact. It's what i do too; this also works with modern Star Trek and Terminator franchises.

The level of sarcasm we need

@852primus

2 ай бұрын

But is it the level we deserve right now?

"She decides to lead and his fellow fellow male elves..Melves" xD

I love that boat scene where she jumps overboard to certain death and all her shipmates do nothing. No cries of "man overboard!" or even a call asking her what on earth is she doing? "Ya gonna die out there love!...get back ont boat before ye catch thi death of cold"...Just total silence as they sail away leaving her to die...Fine decision gentlemen.

@schizosamurai8840

Жыл бұрын

They couldnt believe their luck that shes not going with them and didnt wanted to risk it

@Deqnkata

Жыл бұрын

The SEA is always RIGHT !

@MrBastilleDay

Жыл бұрын

Uh, this is Galadriel, and the last thing she’s want from these privileged white men is to be insulted with any insinuation that she needs help of any kind from them.

@brohanfromrohan5771

Жыл бұрын

They remembered back at when she wanted to leave someone behind in the frozen wastes. They thought "fuck that bitch".

@wumpusrat

Жыл бұрын

Well, you have to remember that in RoP, Middle Earth is TINY. Either that or they've given Galadriel the ability to warp time and space around herself. How else did she travel, on foot, from the frozen north back to Eregion (a trip of about 800 miles) in just a couple days? How else did she sail from Middle Earth to Valinor (around 1500 miles) in just a couple days? How else did she enable the Numenorians to sail from Numenor to the southlands (about 1000 miles) in two days? When she jumped into the sea, none of the other elves were concerned because they figured she'd just warp space again and allow herself to swim back to Middle Earth in an hour or two.

Dostoevsky & Melville could only dream of writing such a wonderful character. Truely a beautiful, perfect one-dimension character.

@tannerhagen774

Жыл бұрын

My impression of why Dostoevsky written one-dimensional characters is because that character is a representation of philosophical concept or embodiment of a particular characteristic found in a personality. Kind of makes sense to interpret his books in that way for when characters interact.

Her character truly is genius. She's written like a bad character to make us think she's a bad character, but then they reveal....that she truly is a bad character, rather than making a predictable "this is actually a good character" plot twist.

@ardurabangarang7397

5 ай бұрын

Legendary twist. I’m literally shaking.

Galadriel's motto: "I missed the part where that's my problem!"

"Her character arc is a straight line to to the top" 🤣🤣

Galadriel surviving a pyroclastic storm is literally the dumbest thing I have ever seen

@qaztim11

Жыл бұрын

i dont know, jumping ship to certain death to try and swim across an entire ocean without any backup plan is peak dumb. The pyroclastic flow shows how dumb the writers are, while the former show how dumb the character is

@soldatheero

Жыл бұрын

I love how she couldn't even be bothered to look away instead she just stares directly into it

@kelpie1533

Жыл бұрын

I've got an explaination for this that I've learned from fans of the show. Ahem, here goes... If you believe in a world of magic and magical creatures like elves, giant spiders and dragons why not that an Elf can survive being flash roasted by a volcanic firestorm. Checkmate! Who could argue with such magnificent logic!😆

@sirrathersplendid4825

Жыл бұрын

@@kelpie1533 - Galadriel is not the only person to survive the volcanic cloud, indeed most of the survivors are not even elves.

Unlike the Rings of Power, this video is a masterpiece.

This is by far the best review of The Rings of Power. The sarcasm in this case is appropriate, because the show is a joke and should not be taken seriously. The Rings of Power is a corruption of the art of film making.

I love how Galadriel - after Hellbrand unsuccessfully dodges a hail of bullets - turns to the agent and with absolute triumph exclaims “Dodge this!” and put a well placed arrow in his head. Stunning and brave.

@EsteemedReptile

Жыл бұрын

God, you just reminded me how cool Trinity was.

@stellviahohenheim

10 ай бұрын

Hellbrand? what a subtle name

you are a skilled writer and you make this show sound far better than it actually is

@faustsiftar7683

Жыл бұрын

Very astute observation Rumford

@hondaman6918

Жыл бұрын

It’s called sarcasm. That’s what makes his videos so good.

@rumfordc

Жыл бұрын

@@faustsiftar7683 observation level: Galadriel

@theamazingagares9043

Жыл бұрын

@@rumfordc carful what you are saying Guyladriel may come for you cause ...... no body compaarse to guyladriel !!!!

Galadriel just staying still overlooking her army from a distance is far more inspirational than any speech Aragorn have ever said. Truly a galagestic leader.

I loved the part where they opened the Ark and all the orcs melted, but she walked away smiling

She is a Queen! Stronger than the foundations of the Earth! All of us love her and despair!

Sweet mother of God, Guyladriel literally climbs the highest mountain and swims the deepest sea to showcase her awesomeness. Stunning and brave to the max!!!!

@pepincuatro2865

Жыл бұрын

She climbs it with just one ice ax. She's so strong and gorgeous, and physically impossible

"with a smile that Joker would be proud of" God, I died here...

This show gives people hope! If you ever think in your life you did a bad job at something, just remember that Amazon did something worse with Rings of Powaaah.

I just had a thought. What if the real Galadriel is in a dungeon somewhere and Sauron has been masquerading as her this whole time. Would make more sense and be hilarious!

@qaztim11

Жыл бұрын

Too interesting and it would actually make the show better so of course they are not going to do that.

@kantstenchonthemel5641

Жыл бұрын

" I'm a Sith Lord, I approve this message." Jar Jar Binks

@sabishiihito

Жыл бұрын

@@MrEpicAndroid does he wake up clutching a Galadriel full-body pillow?

@crhu319

Жыл бұрын

And is having a Tyler Durden multiple personality break?

The writing process is to check boxes and make the story fit. Then these writers go with the first idea they get because they don't know where ideas come from and are afraid they won't get another one. Then to make things super easy for them they ignore time and space. This is known as the J.J. Abrams school of writing.

@rgerber

Жыл бұрын

yeah i wrote it numerous times. JJ Abrams hand signature is all over this show.

@spoiler321

Жыл бұрын

@@rgerber the stink is all over it

@paulsaintjohn2

Жыл бұрын

Its called autistic writing.

@jackjohn4156

Жыл бұрын

If you want Sauron to win, then yes it fits the bill 100%

@Jim-Tuner

Жыл бұрын

JJ Abrams spent ten years training the showrunners of RoP. And during that time, they never received a single credit on a single show or film.

God I love sarcasm when it hits well and Rings of Power is the perfect target.

That scene where Galadriel took on a hailstorm of arrows, ballista bolts and trebuchet fireballs and came out with little more than a paper cut was good, but what made it perfect was the elf who told her she was bleeding, and GaLaDrIEl replied with ‘I ain’t got time to bleed’.

My respect for your straight faced sarcasm grows with every video

@loveitftw

Жыл бұрын

Yes it's actually impressive 🤣

@rallan1953

Жыл бұрын

There was sarcasm?

@zer0rez_

Жыл бұрын

What are you talking about. He actually means it

@ItsJessEdits

Жыл бұрын

@@zer0rez_ lol

The scene where Galadriel curves the bullet around the haystack, striking Westley and causing him to roll down the hill while shouting "As you wish" has been worn out on my VHS copy of the series. Tears me up every time.

@jimmyboy131

Жыл бұрын

Dude you have the VHS copy?? I didn't know it out yet. I pre-ordered the flip-book version, which looks pretty dope to me. But some day I will own the VHS copy!

@taylorcorbett8848

Жыл бұрын

Fucking premium comment

That part when Galadriel kicked Chuck Norris' ars and shouted "I now identify as Galadriel Norris" gave me chills. What a moment, so brave so strong!

“Atop a mountaintop”, i’m going to assume that was deliberate humour, bc it’s a perfect example of some of the RoP dialogue :)

Galadriarchy!!! I couldn’t stop laughing. This was brilliant and I loved every second of it.

@hellogoodbye4061

Жыл бұрын

Well, Amazon at least got one thing right in regards to Galadriel - The C is always right.

When Galadriel took an arrow to the shoulder and still managed to rally the French troops is my favorite moment in Middle Earth History.

@wrmusic8736

10 ай бұрын

good thing she didn't take an arrow to the knee - otherwise all her enemies would've instantly become guards.

I am a life long Tolkien fan and could not make it past few episodes. The show feels like someone took Tolkiens life work and shat on it. The skill it takes to make all these characters lame is amazing

Loved the part when Isildur said when talking about Galadriel “No, she wasn’t the Boogie Woman. She was the one you sent to kill the f*cking Boogie Woman and the patriarchy”. Get chills every time.

" She makes Mary Sue look like Mary Who" 🤣🤣🤣

@PoorMansChemist

Жыл бұрын

That was an excellent video. Had me laughing all the way through it. 😄

This was wonderful. I howled as she faced down a PYROCLASTIC FLOW as though the Volcano's regret were imminent.

@eschelar

Жыл бұрын

Pyroclastic flow is between 800 and 2000 degrees. It doesn't burn you. It vaporizes you. Contrast that with regular fire at around 500 degrees or dragon fire (assuming some kind of alcohol or similar) at potentially between 300 and 600 degrees or so. If she could survive pyroclastic flow head-on, even Smaug's most halitosis-laden belching would be little more concerning than a balmy day at the beach for her. Mary who?

@Charles-A

Жыл бұрын

@@eschelar Mary sue you and talk to the manager

@chazzitz-wh4ly

Жыл бұрын

Cataclysmic, world altering eruption? Nah, it’ll be fine. I’ll just wash the dust off later.

@SpiritofAloha11

11 ай бұрын

The VOLCANOS regret omg 😂

This is "chef's Kiss" perfect. Sir, you are a gentleman and a scholar.

The fact that the OC's i made during my middle school edgelord phase had more character flaws and struggles than Galadriel is just fucking hillarious to me.

I offer you my blade, for you and your scriptwriting abilities are far beyond showrunners could ever dream.

@augustoluis6888

Жыл бұрын

And my ax!

@gianna526

Жыл бұрын

He carries the fate of us all, if this be indeed the will of Waldo Vargas, than Gondor will see it done.

It's brilliant! It's like having all their creative writers and directors are former interns of worm tongue and mouth of sauron. Captivating

At last someone gets this show and how much better it is than everything else! I'm literally crying real tears because I am so used to seeing hit pieces on rop. History will remember this show as a work of art on par with the cistene chapel and Leonardo da Vinci

@bamidele4383

3 ай бұрын

Why have you made me shed a tear from my right eye? Oh, Lord! I feel a bawling coming on. I think I should just go cry. Hail Galadriel!

The sarcasm levels in this one video is enough to fuel a rocket to another solar system if not even galaxy

This is so well written all the show writers should take notes.

@benjaminthibieroz4155

Жыл бұрын

Yeah. Terrible Writing Advice style

@BlookbugIV

Жыл бұрын

Well, that’s pretty much what they did write. Only they weren’t being ironic.

I couldn’t stop crackling at the awe of Gala-drieel! 🤣

05:20 thank you for bringing up this plot overlook. In the extended version, this will be corrected, and Guyladriel will in fact rescue Halbrand, as befits a modern strong and independent woman.

"Middle Eath's ultimate jailbreaker is out before teatime" had me lol

Still doesn't seem like that plastic armor they wear in the second age of Amazon's middle earth is going to do much in battle. But Galadriel's plot armor is invincible.

@wrmusic8736

10 ай бұрын

You are incorrect. Galadriel is plot's armor.

Galadriel is insanely perfect, especially for the niece of Faenor. In fact, she's written to be so beautiful, so powerful, so magical by Tolkien that she works best as a periphery character and not at all like a lead character. To make Galadriel a believable main character, one has to endow her with a bunch of qualities and traits Galadriel does not have. To make Galadriel a main character is to always invite power-characters, 'mary-sueing,' so on and so forth, because characters as powerful as Galadriel are meant to serve as allies, counsel, or an obstacle to a hero's journey: Not BE the hero of a journey. ANY focus on Galadriel is bound to be a failure by the very design of the character by Tolkien and their purpose in the overall narrative.

@damian8459

Жыл бұрын

You my friend, understand Tolkien's work

@terragthegreat175

Жыл бұрын

You've hit it right on the head. Galadriel was always meant to be the mythological 'Goddess' that renders aid and wisdom to the Hero. It's integral to who she is. You just can't make that into a main character without completely altering it. It just doesn't work.

@nulnoh219

Жыл бұрын

She's not always like that. One can always write her Journey to become who she is by the time she meets our Heroes. If they're good enough writers.

@Shamino1

Жыл бұрын

@@nulnoh219 The time in which she is not that person is the middle half of the First Age. Rings of Power is in the Second Age. Context.

@Klaaism

Жыл бұрын

@@Shamino1 Aye she has a husband and Elrond is married to her daughter... if anything her kids and/or grandkids might have made better mains.

Her “I have a dream” speech *left* (no pun intended) me speechless.

68% of the audience for "House of the Dragon," the "Game of Thrones" prequel, is concentrated in the 18-49 age group, according to Nielsen. But "The Rings of Power" is struggling to attract younger viewers. It leans older, with 71% of its audience over 35 years of age. A quick look at TikTok shows that the "#TheRingsofPower" hashtag has 619 million views as of Friday, while the "#HouseoftheDragon" hashtag has 5.1 billion views. The funny thing in this comparison is that we are comparing a family show with a show strictly for adults. The main problem with Rings of Power is that writers had no clue what they were writing and who the show was for.

I've not seen one episode of RoP, but I've enjoyed all the critical videos... 1 billion well spent, as far as I'm concerned.

I genuinely feel for Morfydd Clark, an absolute dream part which sadly she doesn't seem to be able to fill, too young to challenge the script writers, having to deliver her lines totally dead pan, is it her choice or is that the direction, don't know but its going to be hard for her recover from this disaster.

@wzx6x6z6w

Жыл бұрын

Cate Blanchett was almost at the same age as hers when she played Galadriel in lotr, but thank god Peter Jackson and Fran Walsh did her justice.

@Venejan

Жыл бұрын

Yes, but face it - the writers didn't exactly give Clark much to work with. Even the luminous Cate Blanchett couldn't breathe life into this turd of a script.

@Nifava

Жыл бұрын

She's 33. Closer to middle aged than youth.

@HNCS2006

Жыл бұрын

@@wzx6x6z6w wow. You wouldn't think it

@HNCS2006

Жыл бұрын

@@Venejan blanchett is still a great enough actress to do much better work. There's truth to the saying that a great actor can make the phone book sound interesting.

The recorder version of “My Heart Will Go On”! Perfection 😂

Rings of Power’s Galadriel is, without question, the single best character ever committed to film.

That's what happens when _THE MESSAGE_ is more important than _THE STORY._ 🤯

*claps with standing ovation* Finally, someone who knows that this is a MASTERPIECE!! -J.P. and McKay

More comedy gold. I salute you. Maybe you could do an episode on the genius of the dialogue in ROP. I think a focused distilled video of all that amazing dialogue might break the internet.

When Galadriel said "A wizard is never late", I felt that. That was the time I stood up from my couch, knew it was time to change and sold my mother.

Chuck Norris wishes that he was Galadriel.