I was so blinded by the bright "whiteness" of the first three phases of the MCU that it tricked me into thinking they were actually good. Thank you Woke Critic for helping me realize my error.

I'm in tears. Thank you Marvel for ending racism, sexism, patriarchy...

@fajaradi1223

Жыл бұрын

And capitalism too

@Jackfromshack

Жыл бұрын

Also wars, hunger and diseases

@davewaters1983

Жыл бұрын

Lol

@AmazingKevinWClark

Жыл бұрын

@@fajaradi1223 Yes, what a wonderful new world... now give them all your money.

@LuisSierra42

Жыл бұрын

It's utterly beautiful how a big corporation created this utopia we are now living in

'Despite the majority of spiders being black or brown, this one is completely white' LMFAO

@youmakeuhmesomoisty

Жыл бұрын

guess youre black huh.

@MingoDiMedici

Жыл бұрын

Magnificent line.

Hulk - You wouldn't like him when he is angry She-Hulk - You wouldn't like her when she is

@baumkuchen6543

Жыл бұрын

Hey! Don't do that! Fkin racist

The thickness of sarcasm on display could give Drinker a run for his money. Hats off.

Of all the phases of the MCU, Phase 4 is definitely one of them.

@stijnvdv2

Жыл бұрын

The ironic thing is that Phase 4 came about coz China shut off it's markets after they had enough of Disney's extremely bad movies. So now Disney is .... aiming for America and they think that America wants wokeness coz of a few lost university students looking for gender reassignment class. Actually all gags and giggles aside.... what on earth is going on in the US educational system? It's like some inmates escaped the loony bin and are now teaching kids... the students drinking it like Kool-aid, asking for 2nds. It's fucking Jonestown out there.

@WonderMayne

Жыл бұрын

Jen from saints row?

@Ezio999Auditore

Жыл бұрын

“It’s lawyering time.”

@Dezzasheep

Жыл бұрын

Scarlet witch was a character.

@jojolafrite90

Жыл бұрын

Yes, truly.

6:00 "You wouldn't like her when she's angry, or any emotion for that matter" 😂

I'm middle eastern born and raised. There has been some political tentions lately and ever since the Egyptian revolution we have been looking for someone to lead us in the right direction but things were getting worse. Everything changed when our leader watched the 3rd episode of she-hulk, we progressed, we redirected our efforts from trying to improve education, poverty and international relations to strong women twerking in the work place with self proclaimed "hoes"

@gideondejongh838

Жыл бұрын

Brilliantly put my man.

@blur7491

Жыл бұрын

I am Egyptian, and I can confirm this. Sisi was brought to tears when he saw She Hulk episode 3.

@Ricardo-cl3vs

Жыл бұрын

You should change Mohammad's name to "Hoehammad". It would give a strong signal.

@shafkatahmed5420

Жыл бұрын

@@Ricardo-cl3vs Dude,you are crossing the line now

@Ricardo-cl3vs

Жыл бұрын

@@shafkatahmed5420 And, what are you gonna do about it, snowflake?! Cry even harder?! Why don't you pray to your "allah" to stop me?! Doesn't work, huh?! 😊

"Action scenes with more cgi than toy story" you have just summed up all phase 4

@faustsiftar7683

Жыл бұрын

Bruh Phase 3 was like this too, idk why people are saying that the movies suddenly changed in quality between phases

@shafkatahmed5420

Жыл бұрын

@@faustsiftar7683 Phase 3 CGI was OK,Phase 4 CGI is worse than a average video game

@faustsiftar7683

Жыл бұрын

@@shafkatahmed5420 The only time I thought this was with She-Hulk, but she doesn't even look that bad. I can't think of where else but maybe there are other examples

@shafkatahmed5420

Жыл бұрын

@@faustsiftar7683 Well,it was an exaggeration, There was a scene in NWH with Flash and it looks like a video game,Thor 4' masks looked like poor CGI,and the floating head. The problem is not that is looks bad,it is a 200mil budget movie whose biggest strength is CGI and spectacle.They should at least do the CGI good.Because of the budget and box office

@KaineTremaine

Жыл бұрын

If it was good CGI, I wouldn't complain at all.. but it's awful CGI

she hulk twerking is so empowering, thanks marvel!

“The eternals, superheroes older than time itself, and you feel every second of it watching them.” Banger of a line.

The chain himself to the bed to avoid being American one got me. Good one 😂😂

@frosty_shiba4311

Жыл бұрын

fr

@StepDub

11 ай бұрын

For an Englishman, no worse fate could be imagined, other than becoming French, of course.

This review was so stunning and brave, just like phase 4. I couldn't hold back my tears.

Marvel in 2019: "Here, have all you favorite super heroes teaming up agaisnt one of the coolest villains ever introduced in pop culture. Best fighting sequence ever made in hollywood history!" Marvel in 2022: "Here, have all your favorite twerkers teaming up agaisnt one of the fattest asses ever introduced in pop culture. Best twerking sequence ever made in hollywood history!"

Moon knight "A British man who chains himself to a bed every night to avoid waking up American" 🤣😂🤣 (Falls off chair laughing)

I actually fell for this guy in the rings of power review then I realized how creative and funny this guy is he deserves more attention

@taylorcorbett8848

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, was surprised to see that this channel was like, one month old

@DustinBarlow8P

Жыл бұрын

"Fell for"? I don't understand he is being serious. STrong diverse women are the greatest of people and are going to lead us to the promised land....... p....pfff...pffffff ba ha aha h ha ugh I tried to say that with a straight face!

@UnKnown-cx8dj

Жыл бұрын

@@DustinBarlow8P 😂🤌

@xitaris5981

Жыл бұрын

@@DustinBarlow8P To be fair, there's nothing wrong with strong diverse women. Except Disney, including Marvel and Lucas Films, has no idea how to write a compelling character or plot for one.

The Woke Critic has showed me the light! A true masterpiece!

I love how Wanda killed the illuminati in the order of privilege. That was one of the most brilliant and impactful moments in the history of filmmaking.

You know this is excactly how I feel, endgame was the end of superhero movies. It will never be the same.

@user-xx6vy9ri8p

Жыл бұрын

Endgame was already bad.

@tylerjames805

Жыл бұрын

@@user-xx6vy9ri8p But it did what it needed. Wrap up the Infinity Saga storyline.

@InzaneMane

Жыл бұрын

*The end of Marvel superhero movies.

@pCeLobster

Жыл бұрын

@Jacky138 yea for me it really ends at Infinity War. What they're doing now proves that Thanos was the hero all along.

@dreadedpunk3473

Жыл бұрын

@@InzaneMane might be the end of new Marvel movies for many of us, but good Marvel movies will still be there. Captain America 1-2, Spider-Man 1-2 (Sony), Blade 1-2 (even Trinity is better then most modern MCU stuff), The Amazing Spider-Man (Andrew Garfield version), The Punisher (Thomas Jane). So yeah, there are good Marvel related movies out there, just, so few are actually part of the MCU. I'd say the first Iron-Man was also pretty good as well. But that is about it.

A Triumph of Wokeness. I am so AWAKE right now, thank you.

15 straight minutes of sarcasm is truly impressive

@nonamejack7087

Жыл бұрын

i agree

I'm happy the entirety of phase 4 exists. It makes me appreciate everything before it.

“More cgi than toy story” 🤣🤣🤣

The relief that I felt when I realized this was irony is indescribable

@potatowaffle5653

Жыл бұрын

Very sarcastic which plays to my English sense of humour perfectly

I'm so happy that Jennifer Lawrence invented phase 4. If it weren't for her, the world would still be in chaos!

“Gor the God-botherer” lol

It's safe to say, I have never spoken about Marvel as much as I do now. So brave. Stunning.

Now I know why people think the number 4 is unlucky.

6:40 one of the proudest moments in television history 👏 🏆 I'm crying rn 💪😭👌

@destin4666

Жыл бұрын

i couldn't believe it when i saw that on the miniature, i thought it was click bait, so much women empowerment couldn't be true. But it was !!! oh, Glorious days ahead !

@summerspring5930

Жыл бұрын

Goddamnit, i clicked that...

@christianlouboutin4663

Жыл бұрын

@@summerspring5930 I feel your pain.

That Rajamouli guy who directed RRR ,EEGA may be one of the solution for MCU to redeem themselves

Love the cut from She hulk twerking to Loki smiling with tears in his eyes. Brilliant.

I can finally feel good about the hundreds of hours i spent creating new ways to torture and kill my sims

I discovered your channel a few days ago,and laughed with tears watching your witty reviews! Hats off to you !

I just discovered your awesome channel and I must say you are criminally under followed! I have no doubt you’ll be at 100k subs within a few months!

@Moldylocks

Жыл бұрын

It will be funny the day he blows up and he get fans that don't understand he's being sarcastic. The comment arguments will only give him further favor in the algorithm! I can't wait.

I love this channel

@julianreme

Жыл бұрын

Me too, old chap. Me too

@senister14

Жыл бұрын

Just to be clear everyone is being sarcastic right?

Love how the most hated character of phase 4 is a guy who killed only ONE TERRORIST. But somehow it’s enough to hate him because Cap’s shield got bloodied. Meanwhile, the characters who enslaved, murdered or only being a hero for selfish gains are well loved by the fans, even considered as “role models”.

@ninjanibba4259

Жыл бұрын

I don't particularly like how John was written, but he's the most hated character? That's news to me

@InzaneMane

Жыл бұрын

@@ninjanibba4259 Let's say the producers wanted us to hate him, but to many fans he is actually a pretty relatable character.

@ninjanibba4259

Жыл бұрын

@@InzaneMane I guess, would've been nice to flesh him out to make him a nuanced character tho Kinda hard to do with 6 episodes and less screen time than the other main lead character

@chaniasmrd5072

Жыл бұрын

I hated that terrorist biatch

@summerspring5930

Жыл бұрын

Maybe that's why they made Wanda a main viliain in Doctor Strange 2.

If you keep the quality of your videos and humour at this level, I think you are the next big thing in the fandom mate! Cheers!

@whitneyANDbunny

Жыл бұрын

I think most ppl REALLY love this kind of humor... or at least men and women living in " current year "

Phase 4 is a glorious triumph. A Marvel phase! So woke the patriarchy fell asleep. Everyone who watches it and likes it will never want freedom again because of its “super” modern and progressive World Economic Forum ties. To prove the point here are some ardent testimonials: Phil said “I didn’t even need to use my brain to behold this epic and progressive phase 4. It was that good.” Ramon says” This helps me get over not owning anything and liking it.” Susan said “I’m so stunned and inspired like it’s the best thing that has happened to all women everywhere. So empowering!” Kim said” This truly suspends all belief!! Just watch it.”

"Most people cry. She opens up a North Korean concentration camp." 🤣👏👍

actually we need this kind of review on every woke movie ever made.

"Six pack is back, but what happened to Gladiator" Bruh where you come up with these joke, I'm dying.

Interestingly, the highest earning Comic Book/Superhero film, by budget, is "The Mask" with Jim Carrey. (Well, at least until Joker came out in 2019). Cost $20 million, made $350+ million, in '90's bucks. Way better return per budget than any MCU film.

i ahve to admit, the avenger movies were so damn good. MCU to me is a good watch, or at least was, but i was never really into comic book heros but the phase 1 movies were so fucking good they made me come back. I haven't watched a single movie since infinity war and end game and i seriously could go without seeing any new ones since the quality is now worse the CW quality.

@davidmorgan6896

Жыл бұрын

The first one was good, then they fell off a cliff. All the others have been sh!t.

@tee_swag

Жыл бұрын

@@davidmorgan6896 agree, the standards for good movies have dumbed down drastically🤣🤣🤣

I watch MCU and just can't stop crying at the stunning and brave choices.

"Marvel is now truly marvelous," said over Scarlet Witch, snapping Charles Xavier's neck... the truest representation of Phase 4 I've ever seen

I remember this. I knew as soon as we let End Game do that whole woman girl power scene at the end; it was doomed. No one bitched at that scene except me who was like was it really necessary? Just fight along side everyone. There was no need for some girl boss bullshit. AND as soon as we all let it slide and didn't complain or bitch about it; it lead us to here and everything transpired. You let 1 thing slide and then the entire party starts planning a coup.

@rsmith8113

Жыл бұрын

Even women thought it was cringe. It appealed to the woke only lol

I still can’t believe Stan Lee was reading the script for Mallrats in that movie lol.

Phase 4 has singlehandedly cured the world of racism and misogyny.

I loved the commentary especially the hulk part “they do us one better"

Marvel movies went from "Theme park rides" to "Freak show/Circus"

i cry evrytiem

As always, another great woke masterclass! Cheers mate.

I was very confused till I saw the name of the channel lol.

Phase 4 cured my shaking and to an extent, my crying.

Omg, don’t know how I landed here, the first couple of minutes my blood was boiling, and then, I woke.

When Shangqi come out everyone thought it will be the least of phase 4 films, turns out it's actually the best of it(if not count spiderman). What a joke.

This channel is a God send. My whole soul is covered in woke burns and 20 minute chunks of dry stoic sarcasm are the only salve that gives my spirit reprieve.

my favourite channel right now

Everybody Acts like Blade Never Existed

One exception: Loki is actually a very fun show

RDJ really got off mcu on the right timing. Imagine the burden of carrying these "golden" phase "success" onward

Keep going! I love to finally see the light!!! Cheers from Mexico!!!

3:33 is Peak of Sarcasm

Your work is golden. You only have a few videos but we will watch with great anticipation.

14:15 she has a "love Mexico" t shirt

With the coming of phase 4 we can finally say Marvel is living up to its name. A true Marvel to behold !

@sultanhamzah8974

Жыл бұрын

what the hell

5:48 that part made me laugh so hard the dialogue matches perfectly with what's going on 😂😂

Tony's snap did not just delete Thanos😭

Always great content. But we all know the real issue with phase 4, some of the superheroes are just not taking their shifts off as often. In the first 3 phases you could guarantee someone would have their shirt off at some point. Phase 4 has been a lot more hit and miss. I'm hoping they fix this in the Marvels.

@SLIKZRKK

Жыл бұрын

I know this is a joke but I'm pretty sure that it's the same, if not worse. There's at least one in each male lead movie. no way home (when he is in his room after being exposed) , love and thunder (goes as far as bare ass), multiverse of midness (when he wakes up from other strange dying), shang-chi (his literal adult introduction scene). Marvel really knows how to appeal to its female/gay audience huh?

Phase 4 or the Downfall of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. It's a shame ... but no King can rule forever.

@Moldylocks

Жыл бұрын

Damn right, there's no place for a King. It's time for a Queen!

@struggler7079

Жыл бұрын

@@Moldylocks I don't think there will ever be a queen in the mcu with the current type of movies. Literally Noone likes the new female characters

@solusquinto3086

Жыл бұрын

@@struggler7079 Maybe Shuri in the new Black Panther Movie. It's my last hope for the MCU. Basically any female character is highly unlikeable and I cannot imagine how any mother would like them to be a role model for her daughters. And the male characters are just disappointing since the ending of phase 3. They got completely dismantled by the current writers and Disneys Agenda.

@struggler7079

Жыл бұрын

@@solusquinto3086 totally agree

just... perfect. I could've listened to this for another hour. 😂👏🏾👍🏾

The bus scene from Captain Marvel is so cool it gets me everytime, when she blows her hair I was like "wow! shes amazing! I like her!"

I LOVE your accent saying 'cuddle'. Great channel and content - very well done. Subbed.

4:39 ROFL The Sims reference

12:21 - lol! Best channel ever

When I saw a clip of She-Hulk twerking, I thought, "I'm so glad I cancelled my Disney+ subscription."

Tony DID NOT sacrificed himself for SHE-HULK TO TWERK!!! >:(

No matter what we say more these movies will come

WHY am I JUST now finding this channel??? KZread you failed me.

The sarcasm is truly glorious 👏🏻

this dude's content is seriously just brilliant hahahahahah

2:50 let us all hope that old good X-MEN ROGUE will always find the way to put that B'''''CH into Eternal Coma the kind that you will never get up i still cannot believe and i still super SALTY that they brought back Professor Xavier into that multiverse of madness movie just to get him Kill like if he was Nothing by She-Strange ffffffFFFFFFFFFFfffffffff this Rotten broken world of ours man

id have guessed this was all just a nightmare, if i hadnt known it was true. it makes me wonder, why is it SO obvious to all of us, but seems to escape these directors & writers so thoroughly?

@istvanjano6450

Жыл бұрын

simple: $

6:34 that was dangerously close... phew

Phase 4 was the phase that convinced me Martin Scorsese was right in spite of his poor word choices.

The new Spiderman movie pretty much all of the profits goes to Sony, and Spiderman rights as well.

This should be titled, 'How to Ruin a Franchise in 4 easy steps'.

3:43 she Strange. hahahaha

I believe there are people whose movie tastes are so bad and shallow that they are cheering you on. You are so right why has no one said all of this in a more timely manner, great review. The Best Movies Ever; what a leap for mankind.

i just found your channel and im hooked.

2:34 GOOD LORD

damn, that brie larson cleavage should have been the whole captain marvel movie

Saul Bass should direct every Marvel Phase 4 flick moving forward.

@shafkatahmed5420

Жыл бұрын

who is that?

This video is truly MARVELous

Yelenna doing a Princess Leia 😂😂😂😂😂

Lol technically the Spider-man identity is often red and blue, not completely white.

A British man who chains himself to the bed every night so as not to wake up American 😂

And I thought I was the most sarcastic person on the planet... Kudos!

"Action scenes with more cgi than Toy Story" hat a burn

Sarcasm perfected!!!