All 138 Times Rey DESTROYS the Patriarchy

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A long time ago in a patriarchy far, far away...
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  • @pilouuuu
    @pilouuuu Жыл бұрын

    She not only destroyed the Patriarchy, but also the whole Star Wars franchise. Exactly what you would expect from a Palpatine.

  • @bladerunner3314

    @bladerunner3314

    Жыл бұрын

    And she'll be back for more, yaih!

  • @kerebosaz

    @kerebosaz

    Жыл бұрын

    why destroy one when you can destroy 2 at twice the price

  • @syler100

    @syler100

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kerebosaz or the whole set

  • @hermitcard4494

    @hermitcard4494

    Жыл бұрын

    So powerful she is!

  • @rigod100

    @rigod100

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@hermitcard4494 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @georgehouliaras7239
    @georgehouliaras7239 Жыл бұрын

    Truly the most stunning and brave birthing person of our generation. As a non binary battle droid with Roger/Roger pronouns, I'm proud that Rey is part of the Star Trek universe.

  • @Rhamsody

    @Rhamsody

    Жыл бұрын

    😂👏🏾👍🏾🤦🏾‍♂️

  • @faustsiftar7683

    @faustsiftar7683

    Жыл бұрын

    You have one of the best comments I’ve ever seen

  • @TheArneSaknussemm

    @TheArneSaknussemm

    Жыл бұрын

    😄

  • @INameIsGood

    @INameIsGood

    Жыл бұрын

    It's not Star Trek, it's Trek Wars

  • @benjaminjohnson3755

    @benjaminjohnson3755

    Жыл бұрын

    @@INameIsGood It's neither of those. It's Battlestarwars Galactitrek.

  • @Tusitala1967
    @Tusitala1967 Жыл бұрын

    White girl outruns black man. Seems legit.

  • @usern4metak3ns

    @usern4metak3ns

    Жыл бұрын

    she gotta outrun the predators. makes sense

  • @anotherrandomguy8871

    @anotherrandomguy8871

    Жыл бұрын

    @@usern4metak3ns “well of course she has to run! who else will protect her from *those* people? Next they’ll come for the children! Who will protect the women and the children from those brutish ni-“ 👵🏻

  • @josephbassey1501

    @josephbassey1501

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@anotherrandomguy8871 your comment seems incomplete

  • @vinnievu1

    @vinnievu1

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@josephbassey1501 KZread has banned him for "hate speech".

  • @josephbassey1501

    @josephbassey1501

    Жыл бұрын

    @@vinnievu1 think his brain froze

  • @silverscorpio24
    @silverscorpio24 Жыл бұрын

    Finn's greatest sin was not that he was brainwashed into blind obedience by an oppressive government. It was that he had a sausage.

  • @olekanuriel9359

    @olekanuriel9359

    Жыл бұрын

    he wasn't even blindly obedient he refused to kill for them and escaped first chance he got

  • @CE4Ever

    @CE4Ever

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @rosswilson8917

    @rosswilson8917

    Жыл бұрын

    He refused to kill and then proceeded to murder his fellow stormtroopers

  • @mastermatt1171

    @mastermatt1171

    Жыл бұрын

    an overcooked one that is

  • @friendlyreaper9012

    @friendlyreaper9012

    Жыл бұрын

    @@olekanuriel9359 also the guy trained from childhood is a comic relief character. He could have been one of the best characters in star wars. A cold emotionless storm trooper turned Jedi by using his emotions instead of repressing them since he was tired of the first order murdering innocents. It would make so much sense, especially if Luke trained him. But they just had to make some boring RPG blank slate the protagonist.

  • @MasterSprintersan1
    @MasterSprintersan1 Жыл бұрын

    Legend has it that Rey, as an egg inside of her mom’s womb, demanded the sperm cells to ask for consent first before the fertilization even began. Her story is inspiring, brave, and as strong as her wide looking forehead.

  • @joquin4618

    @joquin4618

    Жыл бұрын

    Probably Disney Star Wars cannon 🤢

  • @josephsalmonte4995

    @josephsalmonte4995

    Жыл бұрын

    That's hilarious 🤣

  • @user-ew4pe7zf3k

    @user-ew4pe7zf3k

    Жыл бұрын

    Anakin didn't need a father for conception and neither did Rey lolz

  • @redjirachi1

    @redjirachi1

    10 ай бұрын

    @@user-ew4pe7zf3k Her being Palpatine pulling a Plagueis would actually be a better explanation for where she came from

  • @kool4209

    @kool4209

    8 ай бұрын

    she also used the force to kill and remove the sperm once she was birthed so she can take full credit for her existence

  • @randymarsh27
    @randymarsh27 Жыл бұрын

    Remember!! None of this would have happened without Jennifer Lawrence being Jennifer Lawrence.

  • @whaguitars

    @whaguitars

    Жыл бұрын

    LOL

  • @Agent_Ste

    @Agent_Ste

    Жыл бұрын

    she was the first Jennifer Lawrence on the screen.

  • @pedroj3432

    @pedroj3432

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@Agent_Stelmao😂 i only heard that shit for the first time yesterday. I like her, so that was somewhat upsetting

  • @CooLin1stPlace

    @CooLin1stPlace

    Жыл бұрын

    Where would we be without her? All hail J. Law!

  • @replicantona

    @replicantona

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@pedroj3432 i need context pls

  • @user-nv2wt4hi8t
    @user-nv2wt4hi8t Жыл бұрын

    'Finn feels the weight of Rey's gigantic balls' *Stormtrooper scream* lmao

  • @TheUninspiredReviewer
    @TheUninspiredReviewer Жыл бұрын

    I'm surprised that a stunning, brave & capable WOMAN like Rey only destroyed the patriarchy 138 times, she could've gone for a solid 200.

  • @hypr.focused

    @hypr.focused

    Жыл бұрын

    She did but Misogynistic movie editor cut it away

  • @jlall4467

    @jlall4467

    Жыл бұрын

    She will be in more SW movies so maybe she'll get to 200

  • @TheUninspiredReviewer

    @TheUninspiredReviewer

    Жыл бұрын

    @@hypr.focused hahaha she'll break the fourth wall to smash the patriarchy behind the screen!

  • @TheUninspiredReviewer

    @TheUninspiredReviewer

    Жыл бұрын

    @@jlall4467 If she gets another trilogy i'll bet they bump it up to 500

  • @marsoh7972

    @marsoh7972

    Жыл бұрын

    She could, but she had to leave something for Holdo, Leia and Rose to destroy. Women aren't selfish... like men!

  • @Rizzo2185
    @Rizzo2185 Жыл бұрын

    You forgot the part where Rey led the 1991 New York Giants to a stunning SuperBowl victory over the Buffalo Bills! The crowd went wild!

  • @royhenry-do9hq

    @royhenry-do9hq

    Жыл бұрын

    I was actually born that day and my dad still gives me shit, joking, that he missed the game.

  • @Rizzo2185

    @Rizzo2185

    Жыл бұрын

    @@royhenry-do9hq 😂

  • @afridgetoofar1818

    @afridgetoofar1818

    Жыл бұрын

    My name is Rey. Rey who? Rey Hostetler.

  • @chazzitz-wh4ly

    @chazzitz-wh4ly

    Жыл бұрын

    And don’t forget that time in 1998 when Rey threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

  • @grandmufftwerkin9037
    @grandmufftwerkin9037 Жыл бұрын

    According to Disney Star Wars, it takes a Palpatine to make the best Skywalker. 🙃

  • @timewarpdrive77

    @timewarpdrive77

    Жыл бұрын

    Reminds me of dylan mulvaney

  • @chazzitz-wh4ly

    @chazzitz-wh4ly

    Жыл бұрын

    Who would have thought that a Palpatine was the Chosen One of the prophecy to bring balance to the force. Creamy Sheev should have kept his pants on.

  • @Norbingel

    @Norbingel

    11 ай бұрын

    It's 202x. Where it takes men to be the best women.

  • @ryanadams2671
    @ryanadams2671 Жыл бұрын

    I love that she is a master of sailing a raft on a torrent sea. She must have picked up that amazing talent on her desert homeworld.

  • @jasonpower6578
    @jasonpower6578 Жыл бұрын

    I’m honestly tired of the phrase “I can handle myself.” How about a “thank you.” It would’ve been hilarious if one character after hearing this would be like “ Oh ok. I’ll just leave you here. Hope you don’t get killed.”

  • @KrolKaz

    @KrolKaz

    11 ай бұрын

    This is why I never hold the door for women anymore , I got the " I can open a door myself" and the stink eye one too many times.

  • @Norvik_-ug3ge

    @Norvik_-ug3ge

    8 ай бұрын

    Better dialogue would be: 'If you're going to be a cunt, then you can go fuck yourself too'. Gets the point across clearly.

  • @thecensoredmuscle563

    @thecensoredmuscle563

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@KrolKaz it's entertaining though when you do it and they don't like it.

  • @abraham2172

    @abraham2172

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@KrolKaz Weird. I holded many doors for many people (men and women) and I got a "Thank you" or a friendly nod or something like that many times, but never a snarky remark.

  • @RaydeusMX
    @RaydeusMX Жыл бұрын

    The one thing that I really appreciate about Disney's Lucasfilm is the documentaries and psychological analysis that will be made one day about all of KK's issues reflected in the content produced under her. Just imagine how much hatred, frustration and envy she accumulated all those years surrounded by some of the most talented men in the industry and being forced to face the reality of how talentless and incompetent she was on a regular basis. Only capable of serving coffee (maybe some hot coffee too...) and interrupting people just to insert her stupid ideas. And the best part is it wouldn't be unusual for her to cope with it all by telling herself she was a misunderstood genius being kept down by the patriarchy. But if only she could obtain the power she would show them how much better than them she is... and then she got it and proceeded to make some of the most incompetent garbage in history. It's like a text book example of a pathetic sith wannabe, and I love it. Bonus points for making Disney lose tens on billions on her personal tantrum. Chef's kiss.

  • @brandocalrissian3294

    @brandocalrissian3294

    Жыл бұрын

    And they have doubled down on her dumb decisions by keeping her in charge! Idiocy, thy name is Disney.

  • @laurarules3642

    @laurarules3642

    Жыл бұрын

    So accurate, excellent post. Disney and most modern entertainment in general is so sickeningly misandrist

  • @hungchoonghow5857

    @hungchoonghow5857

    Жыл бұрын

    Don't forget the indignation she has to suffer at home under her husband Frank Marshall ordering her to do the household chores and washing the dishes ; giving him massages, washing his feet; ironing his clothes, fold his underwear ; made to do naked yoga on holidays in his presence ; separate the recyclable items ; help him remove his ear wax and so much more even though the Marshall-Kennedy household has 16 servants in their LA mansion...

  • @ziephel-6780

    @ziephel-6780

    Жыл бұрын

    It really wouldn't surprise me if activists like her are secretly agents of BRICS, trying to tear down pieces of Western Culture. Indirectly making Americans hate their own culture and society.

  • @jacobhollar8849

    @jacobhollar8849

    Жыл бұрын

    Personal tantrum, nice. You can feel the hate flowing through her

  • @wethepeople2906
    @wethepeople2906 Жыл бұрын

    Can we just admit this video is better than the movie itself

  • @philipthomas7536

    @philipthomas7536

    10 ай бұрын

    It definitely is, there again so is watching paint dry.

  • @aboutface102

    @aboutface102

    9 ай бұрын

    A movie of a horse taking a shit is better than the sequel trilogy

  • @richlasma

    @richlasma

    4 ай бұрын

    Fin RACES to the rescue..🤣

  • @AlainBoudard

    @AlainBoudard

    3 ай бұрын

    I'm sure it is, but I only saw episode 7 of the last 3. I'm quite happy I didn't see 8 and 9 😅

  • @the-trustees
    @the-trustees Жыл бұрын

    The most vile thing Round Head did in TLJ was to force Mark Hamill to call a lightsaber a "laser sword."

  • @velveetaslingshot

    @velveetaslingshot

    Жыл бұрын

    Right?? Thinking about TLJ makes my blood boil. The lack of respect for the Star Wars universe......

  • @chazzitz-wh4ly

    @chazzitz-wh4ly

    Жыл бұрын

    It don’t you feel your expectations subverted? A real work of art.

  • @the-trustees

    @the-trustees

    Жыл бұрын

    @@chazzitz-wh4ly The only thing you left out of a great comment was the 🙄 emoji. 😀

  • @rsmith8113

    @rsmith8113

    Жыл бұрын

    That was atrocious BUT don’t insult it, KK knows it better than us sexists

  • @the-trustees

    @the-trustees

    Жыл бұрын

    @@rsmith8113 I'll bet her middle initial is the 3rd "K." 🤮

  • @SweetOrangeGirl
    @SweetOrangeGirl Жыл бұрын

    Rey is one of the protagonists of all time.

  • @ScarlettSpitfyre

    @ScarlettSpitfyre

    Жыл бұрын

    She is THE Protagonist, not "One of the". She returned into past to save HER future.

  • @brycespencer6732

    @brycespencer6732

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ScarlettSpitfyre Jennifer Lawrence would like to have a word about that

  • @ScarlettSpitfyre

    @ScarlettSpitfyre

    Жыл бұрын

    @@brycespencer6732 Yes, the first female everything in movies. :)) Yeah, I was talking in Tenet words about the Protagonist. I never even thought of Jennifer "First" Lawrence.

  • @arminosas

    @arminosas

    Жыл бұрын

    Rey didn't have to destroy that old lady like that -Who are you --Rey -Rey who Rey:

  • @rigod100

    @rigod100

    Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @shazmodeus2795
    @shazmodeus2795 Жыл бұрын

    The inclusion of Jar Jar Binks voice in the "all the Jedi's give Rey a cosmic pep talk" had me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @JosephFrancisBurton

    @JosephFrancisBurton

    10 ай бұрын

    Pretty good - but I liked Burgess Meredith telling Rocky to get up even more 🤣🤣🤣

  • @smpdevelopments
    @smpdevelopments Жыл бұрын

    Jesus when you actually pay close attention to the dialogue it's even worse than we remember

  • @TedEhioghae

    @TedEhioghae

    Жыл бұрын

    Please, stop mentioning Jesus Christ's name in vain. Thank you. Also, if you don't believe He exists, why mention Him (in vain)?

  • @smpdevelopments

    @smpdevelopments

    Жыл бұрын

    @@TedEhioghae wasn't referring to Jesus Chris, was trying to tag my mate Jesus in

  • @LowellJones-zu8jy

    @LowellJones-zu8jy

    10 ай бұрын

    “You can type this sh__, but you can’t say it.” Harrison Ford after reading the Star Wars script.

  • @AliasSchmalias

    @AliasSchmalias

    10 ай бұрын

    @@TedEhioghae If people want to make fun of Jesus Christ they have the right to do so. You don't decide that otherwise you are trying to domineer them.

  • @thecensoredmuscle563

    @thecensoredmuscle563

    3 ай бұрын

    ​@@AliasSchmalias they'll end up in hell, so obviously they don't have the right to do so lol.

  • @kanjo4976
    @kanjo4976 Жыл бұрын

    This fanfiction give off the same vibe as when your mom forces you to share your action figures and play with your little sister.

  • @BillyReplies
    @BillyReplies Жыл бұрын

    "Poor Maz has run this dive for 1000 years and still has to serve drinks." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @howardron543
    @howardron543 Жыл бұрын

    Bruh... Rey needs more vids... One vid isn't enough to capture all her greatness

  • @josephbassey1501

    @josephbassey1501

    Жыл бұрын

    A whole KZread playlist, a clothing line, a perfume brand, a monument dedicated to her Are you satisfied now

  • @user-ew4pe7zf3k
    @user-ew4pe7zf3k Жыл бұрын

    I literally looked away for one second and missed the kiss of death that Rey gave to Kylo. A flawless victory

  • @arminosas

    @arminosas

    Жыл бұрын

    The power of love overcomes death But not the kiss of death

  • @chazzitz-wh4ly

    @chazzitz-wh4ly

    Жыл бұрын

    She would rather save a space worm.

  • @rsmith8113

    @rsmith8113

    Жыл бұрын

    Her kiss cured toxic masculinity

  • @BillyReplies
    @BillyReplies Жыл бұрын

    It is absolutely staggering how consistently brilliant and hilarious the videos on this channel have been. 🏆

  • @whaguitars

    @whaguitars

    Жыл бұрын

    100% and the first time I stumbled across this channel I thought he really was woke and was overjoyed when I found out he was taking the piss out of these we-tards.

  • @Morggy69

    @Morggy69

    Жыл бұрын

    oh yesssss....

  • @tyr3759

    @tyr3759

    Жыл бұрын

    It's also a testament on the terrible state of "entertainment"

  • @TheKnoxvicious
    @TheKnoxvicious Жыл бұрын

    2:55 I always hated how patronizing she was to Finn. You’re talking to a full grown man, Rey, not your five year old kid.

  • @tylersmith4516

    @tylersmith4516

    Жыл бұрын

    How else are we supposed to know how strong she is?

  • @pjludda4323

    @pjludda4323

    Жыл бұрын

    (Something, something, white women talking down to black man, something, something, muh duhvershitty, something, something)...

  • @Data-Expungeded

    @Data-Expungeded

    Жыл бұрын

    @@tylersmith4516 Yeah fight the patriarchy! Punch a guy in the balls for trying to do anything at all!

  • @rsmith8113

    @rsmith8113

    Жыл бұрын

    But he’s a man and she is a woman. Woman are superior to man. Did you not pay attention to the liberal teachings?

  • @wickedviscus2139

    @wickedviscus2139

    11 ай бұрын

    Imagine how miserable one would be with a wife like that lol

  • @velveetaslingshot
    @velveetaslingshot Жыл бұрын

    Disney had an ACTUAL strong fierce independent woman.... and they promptly fired her.....

  • @cabnbeeschurgr6440

    @cabnbeeschurgr6440

    11 ай бұрын

    Carano's character was 1. Strong and able to hold her own against a Mando, also is visibly jacked. 2. Retains her femininity and acts as a bit of a motherly figure to baby yoda. 3. She struggles against stronger enemies but gains the advantage by making better tactical decisions. Rey does none of this.

  • @erizzle67

    @erizzle67

    9 ай бұрын

    Funny they fired her for saying crazy political stuff online. But Mark Hamill insulting a child online got a convenient blind eye.

  • @dutchrjen

    @dutchrjen

    5 ай бұрын

    @@erizzle67She said nothing crazy. Disney was and is crazy.

  • @jyrlan2596

    @jyrlan2596

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@cabnbeeschurgr6440she's also a veteran with years of combat experience against a superior enemy. Rey is a snarky junker

  • @abraham2172

    @abraham2172

    2 ай бұрын

    You mean that shit talking idiot who got herself fired? Yeah, a truly strong, fierce and independent woman😂😂😂

  • @atanaskatsarov6941
    @atanaskatsarov6941 Жыл бұрын

    He is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will

  • @AliasSchmalias

    @AliasSchmalias

    10 ай бұрын

    He ones killed 3 movies with one video.

  • @Pit_Lord
    @Pit_Lord Жыл бұрын

    “Finn feels the weight of Rey’s gigantic balls” The guy doesn’t realize how lucky he is; getting crushed by Rey’s balls is a great description of Kylo’s entire adult life.

  • @GundamFlexing
    @GundamFlexing Жыл бұрын

    "Forget the binary suns. This is a non-binary world" I lost it.

  • @AbstractM0use
    @AbstractM0use Жыл бұрын

    Still trying to figure out how/why Anakin's saber "called out" to Palpatine's grand daughter. It's almost like they had originally planned on her being an actual Skywalker, until "expectations had to be subverted." lol

  • @jamesmacleod671
    @jamesmacleod671 Жыл бұрын

    She's that powerful she can jump dimensions into the Star Trek universe and sort them out.

  • @chazzitz-wh4ly
    @chazzitz-wh4ly Жыл бұрын

    I like how Rey suddenly has a force healing ability and used it to save a worm over Kylo. Truly a patriarchy leveling move. The ultimate feminist move.

  • @thedramallama69

    @thedramallama69

    Жыл бұрын

    Just like feminism it undermines its own ideologies 👍 she was kang!

  • @ReinoldFZ
    @ReinoldFZ Жыл бұрын

    Poor Palpatine and Kylo, if only they had send any other woman to fight her to even the odds. But then again no independent woman had accepted the order.

  • @WarBirdGhost
    @WarBirdGhost Жыл бұрын

    KK, is one K away from becoming the Sith Queen to the patriarchy.

  • @Cold_Cactus
    @Cold_Cactus Жыл бұрын

    Man I gotta say my favorite part of the galaxy far far away is how the new movies reflect our modern times ... man its so great that a movie series that was designed to be as separate from our real world problems as possible is now a representation of the problems of our world , so stunning such brave

  • @Cold_Cactus

    @Cold_Cactus

    Жыл бұрын

    Or maybe its the part where Ray is a sword master the first time she ever touches a sword or maybe its the part where she knows how to swim the first time she's ever seen water or maybe it was the part where its over

  • @DonHG32
    @DonHG32 Жыл бұрын

    "Mary Sue Awakens"..."The Last Mary Sue"..."The Rise of Mary Sue"....dear lord, make it stop.

  • @ElliottNest39
    @ElliottNest39 Жыл бұрын

    “…a masterclass in defeating misogyny…”

  • @jonathancooper4914
    @jonathancooper4914 Жыл бұрын

    I love the scene when Rey says to her reflection ‘but Master is our friend’ to which her reflection replies ‘your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!’ I was crying and sweating from feels at one of the scenes ever!

  • @actuallyKriminell

    @actuallyKriminell

    Жыл бұрын

    And then she said its reyin time and proceeded to rey all over them

  • @jonathancooper4914

    @jonathancooper4914

    Жыл бұрын

    @@actuallyKriminell 😆

  • @chriswilson3126
    @chriswilson3126 Жыл бұрын

    The interstellar music over leia Poppins was a nice touch 😂

  • @screwielewie
    @screwielewie Жыл бұрын

    Just waiting for the day when the sequel trilogy is studied in film school on how not to make movies.

  • @JDoe-gf5oz

    @JDoe-gf5oz

    Жыл бұрын

    Who's going to be teaching those classes when the boomers and Gen Xers who used to make actual movies finally die off and all that's left are veterans from the MCU era? "Well THAT CLASS just happened."

  • @josephbassey1501

    @josephbassey1501

    Жыл бұрын

    Which school is that? The same ones telling us they are 100 genders

  • @TravisHi_YT
    @TravisHi_YT Жыл бұрын

    Great edit, I forget how misandrist modern disney is, but it's almost every scene they can they slip it in. Your channel is so underrated, keep up the fantastic work.

  • @pjludda4323

    @pjludda4323

    Жыл бұрын

    Like their "modern" "books" that try to slip in queerdom in every-other chapter...

  • @OneofInfinity.

    @OneofInfinity.

    Жыл бұрын

    KK's biggest failure: helping ready society to be taken over by billionaire (mostly white) old men with unlimited power that poop on woman's rights and anything they deem genetically imperfect.

  • @kanjo4976
    @kanjo4976 Жыл бұрын

    9:38 That moan from kylo😂😂😂

  • @jaredthomas4663
    @jaredthomas4663 Жыл бұрын

    My favorite scene was where she said to Luke, “I’m the upgrade.” Truest inspiration 😊

  • @asmkalrizion7078
    @asmkalrizion7078 Жыл бұрын

    imagine a random orphan sand scavanger is somehow a pilot despite being basically a poverty stricken slave for the last 20 years

  • @TiGGowich
    @TiGGowich Жыл бұрын

    This just openend up old wounds... I thought I had forgotten all about these horrible films

  • @hanskneesun123
    @hanskneesun123 Жыл бұрын

    The reason why they did a hit job on the original trilogy is because Disney can't profit from 'old Star Wars', which is a huge mistake, instead of creating something worthy of the IP, they did the unthinkable and went after peoples childhood hero's.

  • @sijul6483

    @sijul6483

    Жыл бұрын

    "I am a monument to all your sins." - -Cortana- Rey Palpatine

  • @ballapeti
    @ballapeti Жыл бұрын

    “Markwomanship” 😂

  • @reiudfgq3vrh34ur
    @reiudfgq3vrh34ur Жыл бұрын

    this channel is gold

  • @fishmonger1908
    @fishmonger1908 Жыл бұрын

    While your narrative is absolutely brilliant, it really amplifies just how much they demolished this franchise. My God.

  • @MingoDiMedici
    @MingoDiMedici Жыл бұрын

    How has this channel not blown up yet?

  • @AliasSchmalias

    @AliasSchmalias

    10 ай бұрын

    Because it is supporting the ruthless patriarchy.

  • @kylemoore7746
    @kylemoore7746 Жыл бұрын

    I will always be delighted by a new video on this channel. Not only do we get a masterful review, but the comments section is pure gold.

  • @Shifft-This
    @Shifft-This Жыл бұрын

    3:16 This one line summarizes the entirety of the Disney Sequel Trilogy.

  • @AsteroidStrike
    @AsteroidStrike Жыл бұрын

    I love that star wars title crawl. The perfect amount of information

  • @buscandolaverdad101
    @buscandolaverdad101 Жыл бұрын

    I forgot the storyline of this movie it was so bad and now she is coming back. They really want to destroy young generations

  • @brandocalrissian3294

    @brandocalrissian3294

    Жыл бұрын

    Well they aren't allowed to remake or change the original trilogy, so Kathleen Kennedy is doing everything she can to ruin the reputations of all of the original characters. Dave filoni is giving her alot of help by inserting ashoka into every big moment he possibly can.

  • @neomatrix4412
    @neomatrix4412 Жыл бұрын

    All 138 Times Rey DESTROYS the Patriarchy --- Star Trek: Discovery Michael Burnham hold my beer

  • @isukatgeetar15
    @isukatgeetar15 Жыл бұрын

    Rey is not only the greatest character in the Star Wars Universe, she is the greatest and most inspirational character in all of cinematic herstory. Every woman should look up to her and realize the true potential that's within them.

  • @rgerber
    @rgerber Жыл бұрын

    the amount of sound clips and layers of burns are epic

  • @vanheath5382
    @vanheath5382 Жыл бұрын

    Until this video I never put it together that Luke’s father killed Jedi children and now Rian Johnson makes Luke almost kill his own nephew. The sequels were such garbage.

  • @westonmeyer3110

    @westonmeyer3110

    Жыл бұрын

    That was Jar Jar Abrams.

  • @thescoutguy8367
    @thescoutguy8367 Жыл бұрын

    “. . .Darth Sexist.”

  • @seanmcclure
    @seanmcclure Жыл бұрын

    I think the most entertaining part of the force awakens has been the shill media coming out and saying she’s not a Mary Sue, knowing damn well she is.

  • @OneofInfinity.

    @OneofInfinity.

    Жыл бұрын

    They always make bold claims without any meaningful or real arguments to back it up, when asked they either block u or ignore you, while running to their safe space where they all regroup to validate themselves.

  • @rap1df1r3
    @rap1df1r3 Жыл бұрын

    I always chuckle when I hear someone talk about "the patriarchy", as if we haven't been living in a gynocentric social order for at least 60 years now...

  • @jimmyxc-xc9dv
    @jimmyxc-xc9dv Жыл бұрын

    She’s so brave

  • @pilouuuu

    @pilouuuu

    Жыл бұрын

    And stunning

  • @Fr6

    @Fr6

    Жыл бұрын

    @@pilouuuu more stunning but also brave

  • @WhiteDragon689
    @WhiteDragon689 Жыл бұрын

    I would like to seen Yoda return from the nether world and cut Rey down with his little saber and pop back out.

  • @emiliajojo5703
    @emiliajojo5703 Жыл бұрын

    Like mauler said ,the first encounter between rey and finn kinda makes sense-and ridley actually acts for once.then the horror starts.

  • @DONTOURAGETV
    @DONTOURAGETV Жыл бұрын

    Still in the beginning of the video but already have to commend you on the intellect injected in your humor … A true comedian can enlighten people with their comedy

  • @gunstargizmo
    @gunstargizmo Жыл бұрын

    Also, "they can fly now!"

  • @floydfanboy2948
    @floydfanboy2948 Жыл бұрын

    Rey is awesomeness personified and she don't need no stinkin' men. They should make a movie about her.

  • @djjayem100
    @djjayem100 Жыл бұрын

    This had me laughing out loud many times!! Nice work haha.

  • @timog7358
    @timog7358 Жыл бұрын

    havent seen the films. now i have that finally covered

  • @Vespyr_

    @Vespyr_

    Жыл бұрын

    Anything pre-Disney should definitely be watched. If you don't you're just missing out tbh. Not that I care.

  • @timog7358

    @timog7358

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Vespyr_ of course i have seen these

  • @M.E.plusminus
    @M.E.plusminus Жыл бұрын

    Thank you for this accurate review; it was funny but also painful to watch. I hate Disney so much.

  • @menydenisse
    @menydenisse Жыл бұрын

    This is pure gold and diamonds!! Thank you!

  • @tomsadventures1001
    @tomsadventures1001 Жыл бұрын

    20 min of absoulte genius wokeness. I now can watch Star Wars through the proper filters. Thanks for the enlightment.

  • @theupperechelon7634
    @theupperechelon7634 Жыл бұрын

    This is funny and sad at the same time. Well done.

  • @jh491
    @jh491 Жыл бұрын

    Trek Wars: Maverick

  • @pqsnet
    @pqsnet Жыл бұрын

    My god i laughed. Because every sarcastic thing and ironic take is true. Its as if you read the actual storyboard lol

  • @brassic1768
    @brassic1768 Жыл бұрын

    Wow, I didn't realise just how much subtle brainwashing was in this trilogy

  • @scottmcfadyen293
    @scottmcfadyen293 Жыл бұрын

    I have to say , reading just a handful of comments .. you all should be hired as writers for all the destroyed series once beloved ! What a shame such fine commentary will never be brought to light to save us from the evil stormtroopers of KK !

  • @legendre007
    @legendre007 Жыл бұрын

    This video is full of the two best things: Womyn and the Wilhelm.

  • @samipersun9995
    @samipersun9995 Жыл бұрын

    This is hilarious! Well done.

  • @mxvega1097
    @mxvega1097 Жыл бұрын

    Empress Palpatine : The One

  • @dergeradeweg1413
    @dergeradeweg1413 Жыл бұрын

    You’d think they’d at least try to give her a character arc in post.

  • @calvinmasters6159
    @calvinmasters6159 Жыл бұрын

    Imagine living in a matriarchy. Looking up to the heavens and seeing a giant celestial udder. Forever unweened.

  • @martintremblay4248
    @martintremblay4248 Жыл бұрын

    That was beautiful, I cried a little.

  • @raghulravichandran4231
    @raghulravichandran4231 Жыл бұрын

    I dont know...if rey Palpatine is already capable and strong as a jedi grandmaster...how can they make her even more stronger in the upcoming trilogy

  • @josephbassey1501

    @josephbassey1501

    Жыл бұрын

    By making her even more stronger

  • @nerychristian

    @nerychristian

    Жыл бұрын

    She will gain 100 lbs and take naked selfies for instagram. Then she will finally reach the point of true empowerment.

  • @GeneralChangOfDanang

    @GeneralChangOfDanang

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nerychristian I hope she shaves her head and gets some huge, ugly earrings too. That's always a good look for a fat lesbian.

  • @Erolsaurus

    @Erolsaurus

    Жыл бұрын

    Rey goes Super Saiyan

  • @abraham2172

    @abraham2172

    2 ай бұрын

    You mean, she is as capable and strong as EVERY jedi grandmaster and EVERY other jedi who EVER existed COMBINED.

  • @SirBrixie
    @SirBrixie Жыл бұрын

    This is legendary-level content, revealing the evils of our society. I salute you, Mr. Woke Critic.

  • @SwiftNimblefoot
    @SwiftNimblefoot Жыл бұрын

    Man this just reminds me how uninspired this stupid movie was. The map in BB8, the Death Star Planet, our hero being an orphan on a desert planet, it is just doing New Hope again.

  • @JDoe-gf5oz

    @JDoe-gf5oz

    Жыл бұрын

    It had to be that way otherwise nobody would have watched it! - RLM and every other critic in 2015

  • @abraham2172

    @abraham2172

    2 ай бұрын

    Bob Iger wrote in his book they actually wanted to remake the original trilogy but George Lucas forbid it in the treaty, so naturally...

  • @Always-Hustle
    @Always-Hustle Жыл бұрын

    We need more movies with strong women. Straight men are evil and weak. Thank you for pushing this message on us Disney. Keep up the good work.

  • @josephbassey1501

    @josephbassey1501

    Жыл бұрын

    Thanks for helping us save money on them bloody movie tickets

  • @ArniesTech
    @ArniesTech Жыл бұрын

    I am crying 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-zq8bt6hv9k
    @user-zq8bt6hv9k Жыл бұрын

    Man I desperately need a lizzo Skywalker 🥺🥺🥺🥺

  • @josephbassey1501

    @josephbassey1501

    Жыл бұрын

    A Mel Gibson Skywalker will do

  • @Nonpain

    @Nonpain

    Жыл бұрын

    A hutten Jedi?

  • @hardy9429

    @hardy9429

    Жыл бұрын

    Lizzo is the last left in the highlander reboot

  • @arminosas
    @arminosas Жыл бұрын

    16:23 Additional: ''Not that you care, but I'm pretty sure I have a blaster'' *PEW*

  • @NovRen19
    @NovRen19 Жыл бұрын

    We praise they muse of satire glory!!!😅

  • @frocat5163
    @frocat5163 Жыл бұрын

    Calling Luke Skywalker a "myth" in _The Farce Awokens_ is equivalent to someone in the 1990s thinking the Beatles were a myth. Or someone in the 1970s thinking the German Stache was a myth. It's completely nonsensical. Which, of course, is why these idiots put it into the film.

  • @AgentH53
    @AgentH53 Жыл бұрын

    16:15 To me, she looks like a mix between The Rocketeer and Daft Punk

  • @brandocalrissian3294

    @brandocalrissian3294

    Жыл бұрын

    Would have been a cool look if it weren't for that big dumb box on the back of her helmet.

  • @chriscummings4206
    @chriscummings4206 Жыл бұрын

    I haven't seen THE LAST JEDI yet, it seems to me that Luke could have called (reached out) to Leia and let her see his location in the galaxy but, then Kylo could have hacked this communication. It's a race to get to Luke first. The Resistance runs out of fuel close to Luke's location. The First Order fleet arrives and the same events occur but, turns out that an old base is nearby and... Luke holds off the First Order until the Resistance can access the old fuel tanks to refuel the remaining ships and the Falcon.😂❤

  • @Harry-zc3wq
    @Harry-zc3wq Жыл бұрын

    Top 10 channel on KZread. Consistently gets a laugh out of me every upload, keep it up :)

  • @gasgaslex_photos
    @gasgaslex_photos Жыл бұрын

    Brilliant, accurate and sadly truthful

  • @larrytalbot3824
    @larrytalbot3824 Жыл бұрын

    It's ironic, JJ Abrams admitted somewhere that they were forced (no pun intended) to re-write her character completely as they went because after viewing back one of the earliest scenes shot, the one where Rey first meets Finn & she's all angry & has a massive chip on her shoulder & is just generally being a dick to him - that she had been written like this for the _entire film!_ & so they worried it would put people off her character!!! (aaaa-hahahahaha!) , he says they had to lighten her up quite a bit & pretty much the exact same thing happened with the Jyn Erso character in Rogue One, they had to reshoot most of her stuff because her character like Rey, just came across as an arsehole. Good thing they changed them to the much loved characters they are today.😏

  • @floydfanboy2948

    @floydfanboy2948

    Жыл бұрын

    Mwuhahaha

  • @iandirish
    @iandirish Жыл бұрын

    Rey Skinwalker is the most powewrful gammorean ever lived

  • @OblateSpheroid
    @OblateSpheroid Жыл бұрын

    Thank you for your work.

  • @thefockn3831
    @thefockn3831 Жыл бұрын

    This was excellent. Do another, do another...

  • @dennisweiss6621
    @dennisweiss662111 ай бұрын

    OMG dude! I just found you and your channel, but everything here is pure commedy gold and this one here, this is the most golden of them all. The Golden Goose of the Maries of Sue.

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