“He also has a face and a voice, made for a fist.” Most accurate statement ever. Lol

@tfs203

3 жыл бұрын

Thats a large reason society has become such sensitive cowards, they havent been punched in the face yet. Its all done over the Internet, anonymously ofcourse.

@DeadpanVT

3 жыл бұрын

His voice is one of the worst ones I've heard

@sethfroman7044

3 жыл бұрын

@Brandon Wiley bahahaha 100% accurate as well.

@glennanderson3684

3 жыл бұрын

That's a mean thing to say about a Peter Lorre impersonator.

@jaymonkey699

3 жыл бұрын

As a lizard lord myself, I can assure you we are real and living among you!!🤪🤪🤪🤪

"I believe my fiance is a 7000 year-old alien." "Girl, he's a dude from Houston." "I don't believe you."

@nadiamurray8369

3 жыл бұрын

Oop

@rayshawnward7560

3 жыл бұрын

Smh 🤦🏾

@douglaspeters9403

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, people from Huston do act like 7000 year old aliens

@ZiggaBIZ

3 жыл бұрын

This is EXACTLY like telling Trumpist’s facts that contradict their narrative . “Naw.... science, math, statistics & logic are all fake news so idc ” 😆 Brrruuuuuuuuuuuh!

@ImogeneOctavio

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZiggaBIZ lmao what does that have to do with the video?

Jesus. Imagine being the person on the witness stand having to say, "She said she was a queen and her job was to stop queens from other planets.... with a katana.".

Linda, “they won’t silence me” Also Linda, “I’m alive because I keep my mouth shot “ 🤨🙄

@TheHaratashi

3 жыл бұрын

Mouth shut not mouth shot.

@j.d.4697

3 жыл бұрын

The awesome logic of the people of the Woowoo tribe.

@jediping

2 жыл бұрын

“They are silencing me!” She says to a TV camera

@csk1912

2 жыл бұрын

Well yeah .. THEY wont silence her, but she can choose to keep her mouth shut … so it makes sense

@ParasiteEvel

2 жыл бұрын

@@csk1912 Yeah, to a dimwit.

Diazien has the most annoying voice. Also, he looks like jim jones crossed with steven king

@budekins542

3 жыл бұрын

Child of cascadia you gave me the giggles when I read your comment - impossible not to give your comment a thumbs up!

@fyyhju4876

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he looked like him Jones straight away

@Lafingflower

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@angiec.9716

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely getting Stephen King vibes as well.

@silaslanglang7376

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit, he totally does.

If I was a reptilian queen, I’d definitely choose the identity of a Malaysian bank teller in New Mexico.

@boodlebubby6147

3 жыл бұрын

Love your username dude

@cleopatra1311

3 жыл бұрын

El paso?

@eugeniaskelley5194

3 жыл бұрын

You make a really good point. Right there you would think Linda would be thinking that.

@charliechurch5004

2 жыл бұрын

Bc no one will suspect......

@hannah1948

2 жыл бұрын

makes sense to me !!

The fiance Linda left for "Dianzen" is the luckiest person in this story.

@jeancat9454

Жыл бұрын

Yes, and also Diazien's son, who he put up for adoption. Sounds cold, but probably saved the kid's life.

" He also has a face and voice meant for a fist" 👊 I love Mike's insults towards psychopaths 🤣

"That passing interest quickly turned into an obsession" Me: Huh I wonder what that's like. *Clicks on another of Mike's video for the fifth hour this morning*

@kelly2fly

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, you're just dedicated.

@suzannenichols6900

3 жыл бұрын

@Sean. I have NO idea....😙😉

@idkkimberlyanne

3 жыл бұрын

....I feel attacked 😳

@amisner2k

3 жыл бұрын

@@kelly2fly And the award for most ornately decorated username goes to you. 🏆

@pamengland7863

3 жыл бұрын

That’s my entire Monday. Entire! 🤦🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♂️😂

That guy is a living, breathing, walking "YIKES."

@Teobi1

3 жыл бұрын

You could say he is a cold blooded reptile.

@sarahhirshlee

3 жыл бұрын

I pray someone will get the reference

@wajtopaz4073

3 жыл бұрын

Bat sh*t crazy

@alanwakeish

3 жыл бұрын

He needs his face stamped on, he's vile scumbag.

@nealkelly9757

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently women are attracted to that lol

I love seeing people who predict impending doom then grow old in jail without it happening

@charliechurch5004

2 жыл бұрын

Me too

@gigiarmany4332

2 жыл бұрын

Yep..the only demise these creeps ever accurately predict is their own ..🤣👽👾..

@charliechurch5004

2 жыл бұрын

@@gigiarmany4332 lol

@lauracook8203

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe they can communicate telepathically with Chad & Laurie Daybell

@systematic101

2 жыл бұрын

I have a standing offer for all the "end of the world" people. I'll pay $10k for their house and let them stay there until the day after their end of world date for free. On that day they have to move. Not 1 of them have taken that offer. Made that offer to God knows how many people back in 2012. So many of them said it was a bad deal. Lol

ok how on EARTH did that Daizen guy have one girlfriend, never mind three?

@leob4403

2 жыл бұрын

New Mexico is strange

@jediping

2 жыл бұрын

Women can get seriously messed up. That’s all I got. Beyond that, I’m just going to continue being grateful that, while it’s lonely being single, at least I’m not in a relationship with a guy like this!

@kathrynshields8221

2 жыл бұрын

3 GIRLFRIENDS??THEY ARE CERTIFIABLE!!HE IS JUST A FRAUD., LUNATIC.........61 YRS JAIL ,how wonderful is he now lol.

@charliechurch5004

2 жыл бұрын

MONEY 💵💵💵💵 HE WAS A "DOCTOR"

@charlesantoine5901

2 жыл бұрын

Women

“They met at sea world” *What, did he escape from his tank?*

@Everybodycantgo6o4

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@airikankuczma

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣😅

@SusanaXpeace2u

3 жыл бұрын

haha!

@bunberrier

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, he was to be fed to the Orcas but they wouldnt eat him... too greasy.

@Pinkypromise8812

3 жыл бұрын

Whuhaha😂😂

Poor girly. Three people ganging up to kill her. That must have been so terribly scary.

@JoliNatural

3 жыл бұрын

And with a katana no less. My heart breaks for her.

@sadiahkhanom3181

3 жыл бұрын

LI .B stfu

@livefree1030

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine how she felt as they demanded answer's after they tell her "We know the truth, we know your an Alien Lizard Queen from the planet Nibiru".

@SHurd-rc2go

3 жыл бұрын

I feel for a lot of the SE Asian girls/women who have no idea what they're getting into, when they get caught up with total strangers, who seem great on the surface. And, sometimes, the opposite is true.

@gurlbye9942

3 жыл бұрын

@@livefree1030 im just imagining that what if girly in that moment decided to think like them and concocted some bullshit narrative that she is in fact a runaway alien lizard queen and is secretly recruiting "woke" people like diazien and linda to overthrow those reptoids in power and therefore should not be killed, i wonder if they'd have spared her life instead.

I'm from Malaysia and never heard of her case in local news. Thank you for sharing this case. Truly and personally, I am saddened as the moment she's introduced, I kinda knew she'd be the victim and the fact she got herself a job and excelled, made me feel proud but also a pre-sense of total sadness knowing what's next. 😭 I hope her family back in Penang would find closure one day 😭

Diazien: I'm going to grow humans from petri dishes Mike: he had a son, dunno who his mother was and it's not clear how he got custody I-...He...no.

@A6Legit

3 жыл бұрын

He done it

@stevejones69420

3 жыл бұрын

@@A6Legit the madman actually did it

@louellacharlton4425

2 жыл бұрын

anddddd the government did it

@leob4403

2 жыл бұрын

Growing humans from petri dishes near Roswell New Mexico, this some x-files shit right here

As soon as I heard his voice for the first time I physically recoiled. Oh my god how does anyone listen to that man without wanting to punch him or at LEAST run away? And how did he get anyone to date him....? Seriously baffles me.

@thiccredgyal3404

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like choking him after looking at him alone

@charliechurch5004

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Micheal Jackson

@JohnSmith-hs3po

2 жыл бұрын

The specky bloke in the vid ? Aye he’s pretty insufferable man

@visassess8607

2 жыл бұрын

You only need confidence for women

@Muhmawmehmaw

Жыл бұрын

@@charliechurch5004 🙄 not even a little bit. you can look up videos on MJs real voice on KZread, his voice coaches from Motown told him to speak with a soft tone to preserve his vocal chords. Most accomplished singers do this including, Stevie Nicks, Tina Turner, Beyonce, Mariah Carrie even Janet and Jermaine.

Mike: "He also had a face, and voice made for a fist." Me: *Confusion* *Hossencofft talks* Me: *chokes on coffee* "Oh God, Mike wasn't kidding..."

@tiarra03

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂😂

@bigbossimmotal

3 жыл бұрын

That little feller with the long hair and the dimples is gonna be one popular pimple popper in prison.

@ZiggaBIZ

3 жыл бұрын

This is EXACTLY like telling Trumpist’s facts that contradict their narrative . “Naw.... science, math, statistics & logic are all fake news so idc ” 😆 Brrruuuuuuuuuuuh!

@bigbossimmotal

3 жыл бұрын

@@ZiggaBIZ oh look, time for another political trolling by some fool with nothing better to do with his life.

@ZiggaBIZ

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigbossimmotal oh look... another argument attacking the person posting because you have no ability to attack the actual argument 🤣 oh & this isn't a troll I dont hide behind fake accounts 💪🏾

“Has a face and a voice made for a fist” I about died laughing!

@kimmyfreak200

3 жыл бұрын

when the clip played i had tears from laughing so hard....on point comment! haha mike kills me

@jumpinjohnnyruss

2 жыл бұрын

I wonder how much violence against innocent people that kind of talk inspires.

@Yummicookie1979

2 жыл бұрын

@@jumpinjohnnyruss only from insane people who are more apt to get ideas from the TV

Its a shame the Lizard People didnt haul her off to Scientology Headquarters to meet Lord Xenu.

@eugeniaskelley5194

3 жыл бұрын

That is such a great comment.

@AlbionRising

3 жыл бұрын

scientology is the elite reptilian. These are the middle class reptilian

@ThursonJames

2 жыл бұрын

I once went to the Church (Museum?) of Scientology in NYC as a good, and my cousin and I were so entertained, in a South Park kind of way, that we watched the orientation video twice. EVERYONE else also stayed for a second round, because that shot is allegedly hilarious.

"They have made every effort possible to silence me." She says as she gives an interview to a news channel while in prison.

@katybug6572

3 жыл бұрын

I know right, and then they ask her, “well what are they silencing you from saying?” And she says, “I don’t want to say”... LOL it’s just soooo ridic.. I laughed pretty hard at that part.. some ppl r freaking NUTS

@yvonnemurray4101

3 жыл бұрын

I am actually.....yes literally. shaking my head.

@shannon8315

3 жыл бұрын

Yes I could see a good fist flying towards Huffenfluff's face. He's a wormy little bitch, more of a poisoner type though, nonconfrontational. I'm 5'3, he seems shorter than me.

@shannon8315

3 жыл бұрын

@danger stranger I think the term you're looking for is Malignant Narcissist. They come in ALL pastimes.

@lillexus5589

3 жыл бұрын

Like politicians claiming to be honest lol

Girly seems like such a sweet woman :( it's so sad that this happened to her

@bonniemagpie5166

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, she had it in her to go out and hold down a good job without ripping people off. She also must have been Buddhist since she showed reverence to Kwan Yin so I do believe her killers are terrified like hunted rabbits in their prison.

@pink_sock

3 жыл бұрын

~*~StOp AsIaN hAtE~*~

@bonniemagpie5166

3 жыл бұрын

@@pink_sock, Oh what are you talking about? Go and take your mad pill.

@pink_sock

3 жыл бұрын

@@bonniemagpie5166 dude stop hating on Asians. You're messed up. We have it really hard, you know.

@leadfaun

3 жыл бұрын

pink her being asian was irrelevant.

I love when he pulls out the Captain's hat. That Linda is way too deep into her conspiracies. Poor Girly. What an angel. RIP....

"Who owns this planet? You're gonna find out real soon." - still waiting....

@blondechick9804

3 жыл бұрын

I thought Bill Gates owned at least half!🤔

@j.d.4697

3 жыл бұрын

You just wait a few million years and you'll see!!!

@abelis644

2 жыл бұрын

@@j.d.4697 😅😅😅 Still waiting for a lot of things! tRump's return...😅 Jesus...😯 JFK Jr...🤔 Aliens.👽😶

Poor Girly, got messed up in a big bunch of psychos. This is one of the craziest cases.

@shadeybitz9499

3 жыл бұрын

Doesn't mean she deserved what happened to her. That's all I mean.

@alicethemadrabbit1842

3 жыл бұрын

@A Tangerine Was she also a murderer when she met him?

@alicethemadrabbit1842

3 жыл бұрын

@Olli Rolli She was from a different country clearly he took advantage of that.

@Kana-vx2ec

3 жыл бұрын

@A Tangerine Where does this video ever mention she was into conspiracy theories? She was manipulated into coming to the U.S. Once she realized the dude she was married to was batshit insane she immediately left him and even told fellow employees and an FBI agent that she feared for her life due to how crazy he was. She was a normal person working a normal job just doing the best for herself.

@mbt9700

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kana-vx2ec also, even if she was sortof into conspiracy theories at first, I am certain she didn't expect anything to this extent, and it still does not make her, under any condition, deserving of this treatment.

that tinfoil cap makes you look like a hershey's kiss

@musicfeind

3 жыл бұрын

♥️

@bingobazingo9565

3 жыл бұрын

He is a hershey's kiss

@Dravianpn02

3 жыл бұрын

Scary movie 3 lol

@marlaclayborn7383

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@PM-ik5vu

3 жыл бұрын

LOL.

They hunted Girly Chew like she was the worst person on the planet. In actuality, she seemed like the most innocent, like-able , bubbly people to be in their lives. Humans can be so insane and this case shows that. May Girly RIP.

"he has a face and voice made for a fist" that's the best way i've heard someone describe someone as having a punchable face haha

His channel has thought me to stay in my house, don't get in any relationships, don't get married, and stay the hell away from people

@Hey___you

3 жыл бұрын

And don't get life insurance!

@karensmith8361

3 жыл бұрын

And don't have a smile that lights up a room. 🙂

@bonniemagpie5166

3 жыл бұрын

Look at all the stupid things people are killing over. Do they really think they will evade prison? Can't see the dungeon for the wished for glitter.

@loviebunnie314

3 жыл бұрын

Dont get life insurence for the kids to 👁👄👁

@theforlanjoker4457

3 жыл бұрын

Or if someone trys some shit, learn to kick the loveing shit out of them. Never live ine fear, its just a construct.

Diazien Hossencofft, its like to try to spell the name David Hasselhoff after a stroke.

@katybug6572

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao!

@purodeathcore

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@deea352

3 жыл бұрын

Haha

@ElizabethT45

3 жыл бұрын

It's like John Travolta saying Adele Dazeem LOL

@craigmills5097

3 жыл бұрын

Ha 👍

Completely on A Mike binge, love that I've found someone with as black a sense of humour as I have. I've never giggled so much watching the worst of humanity. Thanks Mike x

@mrs.snyder2170

2 жыл бұрын

SAME! I can’t seem to stop. Don’t want to watch anything else. He’s the only one who can take the crappiest, darkest of humanity & make us laugh before we cry.

Late to the party but anyway. I just love her name so much, it makes me smile whenever I hear it, it is such a sweet name and really suits her, she seems like the loveliest woman and she was so beautiful. You were so awesome Girly and I am so glad I know your story 💗

Rip Girly Chew, a lovely beautiful woman who got messed up with a loony loser.

@srldwg

3 жыл бұрын

@Timothy McCaskey 😂🤣😂

@PyromancerRift

3 жыл бұрын

She married a nutjob to get into the US and have a better life... she was not a pure angel either.

@ambidextrousshooter6463

3 жыл бұрын

That's because that's what kitties do they get messed up bc they are cats

@charmolettafranquestafiestayam

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevechristie2569 Don't be a freak, man.

@DeadNoob451

3 жыл бұрын

Eh both of em are the kinda people you wouldn't exactly call a "jackpot".

I’ve watched this episode so many times and what never escapes me is the bit of knowledge that Girly left out a banana and water for the goddess of mercy on the day of her disappearance. How horribly sad.

@465marko

3 жыл бұрын

TIL the buddhist deity for mercy does NOT like bananas....! (But no, really..it is very sad).

@moonchild2171

2 жыл бұрын

The goddess of mercy was clearly taking a day off…. Very sad. Girly obviously was very scared that something bad was going to happen to her.

@jabrakoma

2 жыл бұрын

She ended up being eaten herself. What a crazy world

@CCmagee3

2 жыл бұрын

Funny how NO God ever shows up for all these poor souls. Kinda makes you wonder about there being any God.

@MakeAllThingsBeautiful

2 жыл бұрын

​@@CCmagee3 search for God while he can still be found ... 2 Timothy 3:1 But know this, that in the last days critical times hard to deal with will be here. 2 For men will be lovers of themselves, lovers of money, boastful, haughty, blasphemers, disobedient to parents, unthankful, disloyal, 3 having no natural affection, not open to any agreement, slanderers, without self-control, fierce, without love of goodness, 4 betrayers, headstrong, puffed up with pride, lovers of pleasures rather than lovers of God, 5 having an appearance of godliness but proving false to its power;

Why is no one talking about the fact that daizzan was clearly attempting to cover for the crazy chick on the witness stand. I mean for fucks sake he's a CONMAN, dude knew he couldn't get the death sentence so he played up this big crazy shtick, said he "planted" her blood to throw off police, guy even outright said he was going to kill her later. It's his own twisted way of playing into some imagined hero complex where he falls on his sword for the princess.

@louellacharlton4425

2 жыл бұрын

no queen!!

*taps foot and looks at watch" im still waiting for the lizard people take over the world

@SeeWayDown

3 жыл бұрын

Same 😂💀

_”It involves reptilians, UFOs...”_ what, no, *Life Insurance* policies?! smh

@feleciaclemons5074

3 жыл бұрын

@Yute Hube 😂😂😂😂😂

@1989Ezal

3 жыл бұрын

And not in Florida.

@alienvspredatorvstheboardo7005

3 жыл бұрын

Also, not in Canada!

@kalean9503

3 жыл бұрын

@Michael James, say what you want about Reptilians and Aliens BUT they are at least not MATERIALISTIC :)

@bluegreenglue6565

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe there will be some cc t.v. footage from a shopping trip at Home Depot...

He just admitted on the stand he was gonna kill Linda at some point down the line too. Blokes mad as a box of frogs

@yourunclesmailman420

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve been calling everyone I know as mad as a box of frogs for the past week. Thank you

@stefaniekay8699

3 жыл бұрын

I want to slap that grin off of his face. I am so heartbroken for the total disregard for a human life.

@nobodysbaby5048

3 жыл бұрын

My mom used that expression, "batshit crazy". Ummm, yeah

@pimpindymepiece

3 жыл бұрын

He said kill sis if you want cause ima do it anyway lol

@RottenInDenmarkOrginal

3 жыл бұрын

We say “Crazier than a shit house rat!”...But, yeah! He is all THAT!

I was a Corrections officer when Diazien Hossencofft was in Bernilillo county detention center, I and can tell you he was one strange dude. I sharpened all of his finger nails into very dangerous points, and would constantly talk about how he was a space vampire. I spent alot of bored hours talking to this dude and all I can say is just WOW.

@annewagner196

Жыл бұрын

Just curious, what was his cell mate like? Did he punch him the face often?

Love Everything about how you deliver these horrific tragedies to the wink at the end🥰 Please don't ever stop. 😊😊

This video has been uploaded less than 7 minutes and already 3 reptilians disliked it...

@kalean9503

3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@agneskorea5000

3 жыл бұрын

I was about to say the same thing...

@imagineitagain558

3 жыл бұрын

Great comment.

@Alekie4

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@diabolikmitchell2960

3 жыл бұрын

That Geico gecko being one of them. Very suspicious. Probably this freaks offspring. Laugh all you want.

"He's brilliant! He's charming! He's a maniac!" I.....either she doesn't know what maniac means or she does and she thinks it's a compliment.

@jms0313

3 жыл бұрын

She’s into the crazy, he makes her feel it, crazy enough as it is

@carmel9595

3 жыл бұрын

This gave me "she's huge, but she's so beautiful- she's a mammoth, of course" vibes

@christopher9152

3 жыл бұрын

Shut up, Meg.

@kimmyfreak200

3 жыл бұрын

yes i think she was saying that as a compliment...homegirl is attracted to his crazy big time

@melaD333

2 жыл бұрын

I think the latter fits her psychopathy the best.

"with a sword" best punchline that wasn't supposed to be a punchline.

Binge watching these. I like your interjection of humour into such dark matter.... Makes it easier to watch.

Diazien Hossencofft looks like the 'Great Value" version of Jim Jones.

@SteviePaints

3 жыл бұрын

Deformed Conscience 😂😂😂😂

@sarahtrees1

3 жыл бұрын

Best fucking comment

@netsk1679

3 жыл бұрын

A cross between Jim and Billy Bob Thornton

@sofiab.9129

3 жыл бұрын

So true. I knew he reminded me of someone but couldnt think of who

@Hayhayitsmaay

3 жыл бұрын

HAAAHAHJAHA. 'MEMBER'S MARK'!! 🤣

The hardest part to believe about all this is that he had a "boat load of women" 😑😒

@Ulve124

3 жыл бұрын

a common trait in many of these psychopaths, they're exceptional manipulators

@Lazrael32

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ulve124 It's why so many psychopaths are corporate executives. manipulate stuff to make themselves look good, and zero empathy for fellow employees.

@lalisasmr

3 жыл бұрын

I knowwwww he looks like a garden gnome wtf 😫

@oheyitskayyyyyy

3 жыл бұрын

@Frank Pitts maybe the trick is to raise your voice about 18 frequencies 😅

@XmarkedSpot

3 жыл бұрын

Eh, i never met a woman saying no to cold hard cash.

"They made every effort to silence me" stated during an on camera interview...

I feel so bad for Girly. She knew that she could end up dead, yet, she refused to run. I hope you are free, Girly, wherever you are now and happy. 🕊️🌈💗I'm sad for your family and friends, yet, I'm glad you did receive some semblance of justice. ⚖️

Um. She’ll believe he is an alien but cannot possibly believe his real name is Chavez? Ok. I’m backing away slowly.

@animallover4955

3 жыл бұрын

Landon’s Channel lol heheh

@staceykersting705

3 жыл бұрын

If ever anyone fit the reptilian/ alien role it's this guy Hosecraft!

@TymP321

3 жыл бұрын

She's too intelligent and strong willed for that. I heard her say so 😶

@sickdodo

3 жыл бұрын

Power of Brainwashing

@drewsmoma

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Girly was absolutely beautiful, her smile is super pretty. She deserved better.

@BalboaBaggins

3 жыл бұрын

don't exaggerate

@timepickle8443

3 жыл бұрын

@@BalboaBaggins Not an exaggeration at all.

@sepulchrums

3 жыл бұрын

Balboa Baggins Um, it’s not an exaggeration to me??

@purodeathcore

3 жыл бұрын

Balboa Baggins i think she’s very pretty, not exaggerated at all

@zuverzagmail

3 жыл бұрын

I didnt see one beautiful lady. Not even cute. And I dont have high standards 😂 Don’t exaggerate

You are the most underrated awesome youtuber ever ever. Thank u for sharing your time w us mike!

"The strong survive and the weak perish." Those who revel in this kind of philosophy regarding human life are the #1 problem with the world

@strumptavianroboclick5596

3 жыл бұрын

Its not a philosophy, its evolution my man..

@thursdaysun1

3 жыл бұрын

They do not grasp the definition of the statement ...

@isntitabeautifulday1648

3 жыл бұрын

It is absolutely not the definition of evolution. Read a fucking book for once.

@ShakeMcBlunt

2 жыл бұрын

Whatever you wanna tell yourself, the fact is, that is how it works, not only with humans, but in the animal kingdom and not only.

I hope some guys who are actually scary teach him what it's like to be a scared rabbit in prison.

@katybug6572

3 жыл бұрын

Lol Facts! 💯👍

@jdon4447

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe help show him the rabbit hole.

@merikmalhads1676

3 жыл бұрын

Someone call up whatever inmate's name is Tyrone.... I just hope he's open to bribes

@LynxStarAuto

3 жыл бұрын

J Don They'll show him to the glory hole.

@Sandra-ww6oz

3 жыл бұрын

John Caulfield 😂😂😂😂 Thanks John best laugh l have had this week!❤️🐨🇦🇺

"He also had a face, and voice made for a fist."

@bbwalls

3 жыл бұрын

Whereis TheSerenity LOL So true. He’s so repulsive.

@appiahallan

3 жыл бұрын

🥊

@dlemon90

3 жыл бұрын

so so true! guys a total slimeball!

@WitchidWitchid

3 жыл бұрын

That waste of oxygen should have been given the death sentence.

@benjie128

3 жыл бұрын

Backpfeifengesicht

About time! Somebody is covering this crazy case. I watched a documentary about this story years ago on Court TV.

If he can get three girlfriends there is hope for us all.....

@sophiamac9100

3 жыл бұрын

'Tree' girlfriends you mean. (Plus a wife..)

@SGTSnakeUSMC

3 жыл бұрын

The psychos attracted to that douchebag are the kind you are better off without.

@stopgotdamndeletingmycomme8642

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@crypticlshock

3 жыл бұрын

@Life all that matters ..Those are some kinda ladies.. I use that term loosely. Get a hobby and meet someone that way.. The odds are in your favour. :)

@paxhumana2015

3 жыл бұрын

@@sophiamac9100 , I follow polygamy by common law, and not by the laws of humans.

He tries to come off as menacing and mysterious when he's on the stand. But he just comes off as a sad little man who didn't have the balls to do his own killing. It would be funny if there wasn't a murder in the mix.

@sonnypate6808

3 жыл бұрын

@Nyree Harris I don't know where you are from but here in the US that means the nerve of the courage. Not that you have to have physical testicles.

You’re awesome Mike - love how you put everything together :)

I wish I got a dollar bill every time a detective said, “it lit up like a Christmas tree” when referring to luminal.

@annewagner196

Жыл бұрын

I thought the exact same thing 😂

How sad for the wife. Why he couldn't leave her alone is beyond me. He and his girlfriend r a disgusting pair. I hope they both rot in prison.

@karenmacdonald6127

3 жыл бұрын

They have rotted. Ick.

@user-uw4xe2pt9g

3 жыл бұрын

Think it comes down to the age old,she did'nt want him and thought he was a dick....and he could'nt stand that.

@marcusbergman6116

3 жыл бұрын

@Tim Webb Thankfully, literally none of that is what satanists believe.

@randallflagg3700

3 жыл бұрын

​@Tim Webb - To quote the video: "Which is?"

@Colonelhaydeemew

3 жыл бұрын

@Tim Webb You are so ignorant. Christians have labeled practitioners of many beliefs differing from theirs as a "Satanist" for a millennia. From King's Templar and Catharism, to Freemasonry, Polytheism and witchcraft practitioners. The concept of Satanism is an invention of Christianity historically to ostracize other religions and practices, and if you took any time to study religious history or theology you would know this.

Girly was my senior in secondary school. She was a nice girl. She was so popular. She died because she trusted this demon. May she rest in peace. Amen.

@dariabusek3566

3 жыл бұрын

Actually, she died in spite of the fact that she had discovered that he was no longer to be trusted!

@LucyLioness100

3 жыл бұрын

@@dariabusek3566 I think even the officials and friends who appeared on “Snapped” said Girly figured out her soon to be ex-husband was a fraud & it was one of the reasons she was divorcing him

@brianpaquin2005

3 жыл бұрын

You went to school in Malaysia?

@JustAyedan

3 жыл бұрын

@@brianpaquin2005 right? I call bs

@omgitsjoetime

3 жыл бұрын

@@brianpaquin2005 exactly what I was thinking

Humanity keeps serving up oddities, kind of lost for words on this one.

Man you really made a challenge in watching all your videos, I been working my way through them for the past 6 months, almost finished!! Woo-hoo I'm down to my last 10!

Such a shame. Girly seemed so nice and like a normal, decent person

@brigittecaron2081

9 ай бұрын

that's exactley why he choose her... What a creep....

Is it really that difficult to be a normal human being?

@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494

3 жыл бұрын

Wisest (rhetorical) question I've seen in a while. Seriously.

@TS-rd7oy

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently, yes.

@RabidlyTaboo

3 жыл бұрын

hssss

@parsleypalace3272

3 жыл бұрын

Less and less, apparently.

@geraldfriend256

3 жыл бұрын

Decent is attainable..normal is a washing machine setting.

I ALWAYS ENJOY THE THE SMART REMARKS MIKE MAKES , THEY GIVE A GOOD LAUGH TO SUCH BAD HAPPENINGS, I WATCH FOR THAT MORE THEN ANYTHING ELSE KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK

Cant get enough of you..You r the best host.

Not even the complete batshit craziness on this one gave me any chuckles. I hope she left with minimal pain, poor lady.

@polferiferus1938

2 жыл бұрын

Same.

When the tinfoil hat comes out, we all prepare ourselves for the ride Mike is about to take us on. Blessed we are.

@chrisbridston3438

3 жыл бұрын

Couldn’t agree more lol

@TheBumbleblaise

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely 👌🏽 hehe x

@stephaniesomer5934

3 жыл бұрын

We need a tinfoil hat emoji 🤔

@suZanna20

3 жыл бұрын

👩‍🔬 I wonder 🤷‍♀️

@craighall4675

3 жыл бұрын

Lindsey Lane it's been a minute lol

I live in Albuquerque, and this is one of the saddest, most tragic true crime stories I've ever heard of. A fantastic, extremely well-written non-fiction book on this incident is "September Sacrifice". A story so crazy nutso, it could only happen in New Mexico.

@annewagner196

Жыл бұрын

I'll have to check it out.

“Reality is a distant memory” lol I love that

there's something about how this guy tell a story that's just addicting, maybe the accent but he's so charismatic omg, got me binge watching all day

@kaylor87

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the club!! Haha. Glad he's got sooo many for us to binge (:

@nicolen.4514

3 жыл бұрын

I've been binging all day. I'm on video 22.

@kaylor87

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicolen.4514 😂😂 Just don't forget to watch something happy every now and then to raise your spirits! Too much of this channel can make you feel a little down on the world...

@nicolen.4514

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaylor87 thanks for the advice! I played with my kitten and I feel better about the world 💚

@kaylor87

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicolen.4514 Aww 😊 haha, kittens are great for that

Diazien Hossencofft : when you order a Stephen King from Wish Thanks for the thumbs up all, it's made my year. Hope you're all well.

@nikkireigns

3 жыл бұрын

😂 and when you squeeze him he sounds like Michael Jackson

@weaselfartz

3 жыл бұрын

😆

@mikedegruchy1329

3 жыл бұрын

😂😭😂

@NorthernGreenEyes

3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂

@jqbaker418

3 жыл бұрын

Spot on mate.

Love your videos Mike. Thank you so much.

I have never seen such a strange combination of dimples & evil in one person.

“He also has a face and voice made for a fist.” Indeed.

@tonysmith8379

3 жыл бұрын

Laughed so hard at this.

@sharongibson5486

3 жыл бұрын

😊

@DavidJackTumusiime

3 жыл бұрын

@@tonysmith8379 Me too!

What woman, man, or reptilian looks at this guy and goes “hey I’ll marry him”

@3rddaycompounds

3 жыл бұрын

Same thoughts

@ampleoloruntogbe1434

3 жыл бұрын

Con men are very smooth talkers

@tajmahal9885

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@hufflepufflez3293

3 жыл бұрын

:] we have the same type of conure

@sarahholland2600

3 жыл бұрын

Anyone impossibly naive, with with low self esteem & emotional abuse in their childhood ( so repeating the dynamic in adult life because it's all they know, so it's a norm for them). So sad.

Nice shirt! You’re awesome Mike, I love your videos, difficult subject but brought up by a good soul!

I’ve been waiting for this one

My eyeballs hurt from how many times they rolled while watching this video

23:41 I see what you did there and I love it! Great content as usual, Mike!

Just love TC Commentary's .. Thanks so much 4 your Entertainment.

He’s a joke. Don’t know why any woman would fight over him, but Linda Henning is another level of crazy you don’t see every day. The kind where you can’t stop watching, like a slow-motion train wreck. I do think she was crazy before he got to her, but it seems they made each other much worse.

@SirHumphrey498

3 жыл бұрын

A typical white liberal female in other word's

@BalboaBaggins

3 жыл бұрын

women having horrible taste in men, what else is new

@fulanichild3138

3 жыл бұрын

He's not a joke. He is dangerous. There are people like this who dedicate their lives to taking advantage of and abusing others.

@LeatherCladVegan

2 жыл бұрын

He had a lot of money, perhaps?

@QueenofMarine

Жыл бұрын

Just like Lori Vallow-Daybell.

Why would aliens wait this long to eradicate humans? They could have done it when we were gathering nuts and clubbing mammoths.

@amandaroman3471

3 жыл бұрын

No see that’s where your wrong. They have to study us first... obviously. Have t you ever heard of people who get abducted and subjected to anal probes and stuff? Seriously. It’s aliens. Not just a bi curious guy getting caught with a gerbil in his ass by the wife.... oh my god the aliens left that there.... those Monsters!!!!

@ashtonlorainew

3 жыл бұрын

Nah yall. Dontcha know, they’re using us for gold mining to build their craft and feeding off our fear and terror through wars, poverty, and the general malaise of modernity.

@dreamlandnightmare

3 жыл бұрын

Humans are probably just a reality show for aliens. It's really bad, but for some reason, they keep watching, and it just never gets cancelled.

@silaslanglang7376

3 жыл бұрын

@@dreamlandnightmare As The World Turns Really showing my age.

@vinnyzan1

3 жыл бұрын

Thats a dumb question. The galactic federation would impose sanctions if they went full on eradication. They have to pretend to be here to bring stabilization to the planet.

LOVE BOTH HATS!!! Love ur content & that shirt! Thanks for ur humor, you!

"He also has a face, and voice, made for a fist." -- Mike -- 😂💕 (I love you Mike!!!)

@addsjungle

3 жыл бұрын

Yes who doesnt 😂😂

@ongogablogean4920

3 жыл бұрын

Grace Dankee we think alike

@quoththeraven3985

3 жыл бұрын

I got fists made for faces..wonk!

@SusanWillful

3 жыл бұрын

Truer words never spoken! (Your's and Mike's.)

@ronnieallie8490

3 жыл бұрын

@@addsjungle lmbo

Linda has a look in her eyes and tone of voice that says "l would like to speak to a manager and then consume them!".

@Kt-cn2rq

3 жыл бұрын

They call that a Karen

@kc-lp6wg

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kt-cn2rq my Mom's name is Karen and she is an angel so l feel bad using that.

@rhyanisyes4512

3 жыл бұрын

@@kc-lp6wg your mother will restore honor to the Karen name

@GOGOSLIFE

3 жыл бұрын

@@kc-lp6wg I've had 2 friends named Karen and they were both really nice women. I say 'had' because one died of cancer. RIP Karen C.

@easy_nator_gamer8498

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kt-cn2rq Definitely a "Karen" however she looks more like a "Basic Becky"

You with both hats cracked me up. You're a great narrator. That chapter is really entertaining

Great job. This is better than any TV show!

"A name he picked from being really shit at Scrabble" - made me choke on my drink, need to make another :-)

@eileenfothergill5025

3 жыл бұрын

I know ..he's so funny at times with his sarcasm !!

He really liked that scared rabbit line, didn't he? The problem is he's not intimidating in the slightest, so he just looks like a toddler imitating a bad guy in a movie.

@larawolfson6322

3 жыл бұрын

also, who's out there hunting dogs? tf

Your personality shines through the last 2 years. Keep up the great commentary.

It's crazy to think that there are insane people like those freaks among us. It's scary.

This poor woman. Could you imagine the fear of what she went through whatever it was?

@EllaJaneBinks

3 жыл бұрын

Isn't it terrible. She didn't deserve that. RIP Gurly. Such a terrible way to go.

Imagine 3 people coming into your home, one of them being your husband, and they are all accusing you of being an Alien Lizard Queen, and hauling you off to your torturing death.

@gigiarmany4332

2 жыл бұрын

HORROR😢😭

@markcarpenter6020

5 ай бұрын

Sooooo, your average Tuesday?

Yeyyyy! The tinfoil hat!!!!😂🙈😂You know its gonna be a good one! Thankyou Mike! keep up the good work 👍

mike i swear your a legend , the expressions on your face !!!! the videos are so interesting too ......

"His neighbors saw him.... Kinda dressed like a reptilian" Mike got me DYING 😭🤣🤣

"they've made every effort to silence me" *says during a news interview they let her do*