I enjoy being able to say that I now watch Australia's biggest news source, never change you elite human being 🤣

@TheChromeChameleon

3 жыл бұрын

Hehehe ben shilling

@nerag7459

3 жыл бұрын

*Puts on second monocle*

@Glitch_in_the_Matrix

3 жыл бұрын

FriendlyJordies: "You are either cancelled as a political comedian or die a Labor Shill"

@smithy2

3 жыл бұрын

We get our news from a youtube comedian, but he only tells jokes and the media are jokes

@BurningMad

3 жыл бұрын

You can like a guy's output without brown-nosing him like this, just FYI.

When I saw that comma in “economy, environment”, all I could think of was when Homer fakes his death, and the newspaper says “Local man loses pants, life”.

@oakknower2282

3 жыл бұрын

I had a similar thought but regarding Lionel Hutz’s business card - “Works on Contingency? No, Money Down!”

@Scottish995

3 жыл бұрын

Damn AusPol is more absurd than satire

holy shit that channel 9 segment. If they spent an extra sentence to explain why she wanted each of these people to stand down then it would be a completely different story.

@Loctorak

3 жыл бұрын

Its like Rudd says - they've got this down to a fine art after decades of practice

@smithynoir9980

3 жыл бұрын

Right, all I saw in that segment was Jodie Mckay attempting to hold Liberals to account. They actually reported it as if it was a bad thing. I can't edit for shit, but it'd make for good viewing a video of that segment intersparsed with the context and reason she's calling for their resignation.

Barry O'Farrell: I didn't declare a bottle of wine that I probably didn't need to declare, here's my resignation. Gladys Berejiklian: my entire cabinet is corrupt. Meh.

@jasonm1288

3 жыл бұрын

She knowingly stayed in a relationship having knowledge of her partners corruption for 18 months and they spun it like she was hard done by and that everyone loves her and she is doing a great job and it worked..I think it's too late for Australia, the media is all Liberal and we have had a decade of them in power Nationally and in NSW..there is too many dumb people in this country ..I can't see them ever losing another election

@PCLoadLetter

3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonm1288 The coalition has won the popular vote since Howard was elected, except for 1998 (Beasley/GST) and 2007 (Ruddslide). Yeah, this isn’t a Labor country.

@Heisthelightoftheworld

3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonm1288 Dumb through years of controlled education where our children have been taught to be obedient and not to reason or think rationally. Tell me the last time students were introduced to our Australian constitution.

@creeib

2 жыл бұрын

It was much more than a bottle of wine.

That video of Scott Morrison covering up rape is just painful to watch

@sabbyd1832

3 жыл бұрын

It's absolutely distressing, especially to other women who have suffered in the same way

@BoxofficeForney6969

3 жыл бұрын

Those videos of Kristina Keneally and Rudd talking some sense - after they left office - were equally as pathetic.

@Loctorak

3 жыл бұрын

@@BoxofficeForney6969 what, back in 2010? Highly relevant. 🙄

@lyrehartbone1084

3 жыл бұрын

It goes to show what the world's coming to.

@M077Y

3 жыл бұрын

@@sabbyd1832 I've had a least one breakdown/panic attack a day for the last week, watching/listening to this. I hope others' are coping better.

Please do a series explaining modern propaganda techniques: The B&S, the straw-man, the 3 reasonable views, etc. I think "Friendlyjordies guide to propaganda" would be a winner. The last 7 years alone will provide all the case studies and more.

@desiolle2874

3 жыл бұрын

nice...

@jimbylad7046

3 жыл бұрын

@The Exposer so what did they do? Genuinely want to know. Gonna need something from at least the ABC.

@shallowabyss515

3 жыл бұрын

@The Exposer You'd have to be a sociopath to run this account. How do you sleep at night.

@ComfyGuy99

3 жыл бұрын

@The Exposer Your lack of sources is quite pathetic.

@shallowabyss515

3 жыл бұрын

@@polybiusv7299 The Irony in this comment!

If corporate "news" media post on social media and turn off the comments, isn't it just an advertisement if there is no actual interaction? maybe they should be paying the social media provider for such an advertisement?

@Tester-sh1mn

3 жыл бұрын

All the libtards in Sky news make the same case for the abc, but at least the abc do semi decent work.

@rexlongfellow

3 жыл бұрын

Yes they should. Can't wait for my check in the mail lol😭😂

@russpearson9802

3 жыл бұрын

They should be paying us for watching there fake swill and giving inteligent commentry

@Loctorak

3 жыл бұрын

They've been turning comments off for years because when they leave them on, about 80% of the comments are people calling out their bullshit

@Tester-sh1mn

3 жыл бұрын

@@Loctorak Or in sky news' case agreeing with their made up bullshit

That Freudian slip by SloMo though 😂😂

How Scumo (surprised the public aren’t calling him Scumo yet) is still leading this country, is absolutely fucking beyond me.

“I found out about this some time in the future.” That’ll fool em.

@edsaunders1897

3 жыл бұрын

I wish when he corrected himself, he corrected the year to 2068.

Jordies: How do you sleep at night? LNP: On top of a pile of money, with many hack journalists. Jordies: ... Just asking. Sheeh.

@ElusiveBanquet

3 жыл бұрын

*taxpayer money*, FTFY =P

@tbone2646

3 жыл бұрын

@@ElusiveBanquet It's not all taxpayer money, a lot of it is corporate kickbacks

It’s amazing, these Murdoch trolls literally don’t even hide their bias anymore

I am happy to be watching Australia's biggest, and only news source. Good on you Shanks. Your efforts have finally bore ripe fruit.

Coming from a farm in rural Vic I believed it was my duty to live as a loyal devout Nationals/Liberals supporter. And then two years ago I started watching Friendly Jordies #Labor4Lyfe

At this stage I'm pretty sure anyone in the LNP be it state or federal could launch nukes at a crowd of orphans and a Labor MP will have to resign for it.

Can't we raise money for billboard signage pointing out corruption for the general public to see daily? That's basically what memes on the internet highway are doing. Grounding it on the actual highways seems quite reasonable atm.

@williamchamberlain2263

3 жыл бұрын

Just make sure to use the "sources say" and "allegedly" get-out-of-jail-free cards used by the rage rags.

@smithynoir9980

3 жыл бұрын

I'd donate to that!!

@smailedog657

3 жыл бұрын

@@williamchamberlain2263 "in my opinion" in really small letters, like the Clive shirt

@chinapossum

3 жыл бұрын

Bring back B.U.G.G.E.R.U.P.

@stephendelavega4488

3 жыл бұрын

There's someone near where I live who is actually putting up signs on the sides of roads urging people not to ignore corruption. Not sure how effective they are, but I support that all the same

This might be the one. The Jordies video to show mum and dad. Oh God.

@dillydean

3 жыл бұрын

Iv been waiting for a good one to show them as well 😆

@dougieboxell6505

3 жыл бұрын

@@dillydean unfortunately, I already had dad sit thru one, and it was late last year on Scomo. Since Jordan had already covered Scomo's laziness so much, it didn't include much evidence (since he already provided that in prior vids), and it lead dad to conclude Jordan does no research 😥 so, the confirmation bias will probably blind him too much anyway Mum, maybe, but too much swearing for her

Yilmaz should get his own news corporation

@TotoDG

3 жыл бұрын

The Bruz Bugle. I’d read that paper, stooge.

@darrby.7790

3 жыл бұрын

He's too busy being Deputy Premier

@le_travie7724

3 жыл бұрын

we need to get him to do one of these as Yilmaz

@PickleSurpriseVEVO

3 жыл бұрын

Channel seven paper?

And google now has to pay these guys for their "news coverage"..... what a world.

@owenb7911

3 жыл бұрын

actuall?! they complied with the aus government?

@gureno19

3 жыл бұрын

@@owenb7911 they essentially brokered individual deals with each of them before the bill even reached parliament.

@thomasa5619

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t think they were ever against paying for it, within reason I thought their problem was the “reveal trade secrets even you probably don’t fully understand” section?

@firstsurname9893

3 жыл бұрын

Google already paid a proportion of their ad revenue earned from clicks against news stories to publishers, which according to Mel Silva is only about $10m per year. That's a pretty small amount to go around compared to the rivers of cash that legacy media used to pull in from their ads. It's not that they weren't getting paid, it's that old media have decided they want an unearned pay rise. For comparison look at how the Lib's treat their buddies in media and mining to how they treat the people that voted them into office.

@89lutzy

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair google always intended to pay for news as a part of news showcase, the law only fast tracked it for Australia

Seriously, how do you misread the "12 of Febuary" as "5th of April"? Like, that's not even close in anyway whatsoever.

Naughty naughty Scott, stop lying to your hillsong god.

“no one listening to you even knows what that is but i do” 😂💀

This is fun. BUT as this is the only news source I religiously follow, I would like more ongoing FJ content about the royal commission into NewCorp. The audience has spoken!

@DarthVella

3 жыл бұрын

Check out Kevin Rudd's youtube page! He's been covering it to just about the exclusion of all else for a while now.

Scotty has the same problem all other cult members have with covering up sexual assaults. It's always protect the church/organisation FIRST.

Heard this quote the other day: "Do not try to ruin me with lies, when you could be ruined by the truth." I think that fits here.

This is some amazing fucking content. Australia appreciates you.

The SMH actually has turned OFF comments after people have already commented on articles - guess they did not like the responses Also The Age Editorial on "Independence" did not allow comments - great hey!

Hey all, I think its clear as ever we need a royal commission into print media in this country, Kevin Rudd's Partition, currently in front of a senate hearing, is getting surprisingly little media attention. especially with how it currently relates to the facebook saga also.

Scomo's 'tell' is that smug little lip curl....it's when he thinks he's got one on you, but pride got the better of him in this instance.

@prettyaverageyoga8260

3 жыл бұрын

I hate his condescending sneer.

Get Scomo out of parliament! Why is he even still around.

@DarthMcDoomington

3 жыл бұрын

Because the press and Liberal party are in bed, just in case you haven't gotten this impression from every other fucking video by Friendlyjordies ever.

@dominoespizza1756

3 жыл бұрын

I can get him out of parliament but it wouldn't be legal and he probably won't be able to stand after it

@FirstNameLastName-tx6td

3 жыл бұрын

@@dominoespizza1756 slow down on those edge pills

@Smackedup100

3 жыл бұрын

Because of Scomo I have a new found respect for Howard and Abbot. Their career was politics, they didn’t just fall into like this clown.

@nuvisionprinting

3 жыл бұрын

Cause the bastard is a protected species! Couldn't make anything of himself so he was saved by the liberals.

This is golden jordies- love the car reviews and adventures of Albo but this is where it's at.

4:45 jesus they don't even know what a bridging visa is, do they?

Alexandra Smith unironically looks like the 37 year old laid off journo meme

These people are gross, soulless people. they need this.

@douglassmithe9799

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah you tell em Joker!

@douglassmithe9799

3 жыл бұрын

Nah but in all seriousness I do agree with you

Posting for the algorythm! But also, glad to see someone is "tellin' it like it is" and calling out the bullshit. You and your team are the best, Jordies.

The only good thing about this is the Ubernerd the Zuck just nuked the prefects business...

That creepy "but I do" talking about your in depth knowledge of the rim job, it pierced my soul.

This just in: "Friendly Jordies wanks in public libraries, He said nothing else of substance in this video" - Mainstream media probably

The future of Australia looks grim...dark and grim. It looks like more probing will be required...

“no one supports pedos!” *Andrew Bolt legion has invaded*

I need to know the fallout over the Australia post gold watches fiasco, apparently it hasn't worked out to well for Morrison but I can't find anything about it

Internet Historian crossover when?

@CrackheadArsonist

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!!!

@stephendelavega4488

3 жыл бұрын

That would be amazing

Wouldn't be surprised if Ben was pegging himself on air.

@greebj

3 жыл бұрын

I can't generate a visual of what that actually is. It seems I've finally failed the test and am now officially old and out of touch

@SilentShaggie

3 жыл бұрын

@@greebj the simple art of sitting on a implement to pleasure ones self.

@stephendelavega4488

3 жыл бұрын

Is it still called pegging if you do it to yourself? I thought it had to involve collaboration

@SilentShaggie

3 жыл бұрын

@@stephendelavega4488 butt stuff? I don't care about that anymore (hangs up phone)

At this point it just seems Australia has went from being literally and physically on fire to metaphorically and politically on fire I honestly don't know which one is worse From a British person who has no idea what the fuck is going on in the land down under aka Australia aka Britain on max heat and the hardest difficulty setting

@bibsp3556

3 жыл бұрын

Its been like this the whole time. Its that meme with the two astronauts

@untrainedprofessionals2374

3 жыл бұрын

This is what happens when a country catches conservatism from bad media ownership laws. No vaccine has been made for it.

@neilpemberton5523

3 жыл бұрын

It's no mystery. Our media has very low standards, like the rest of the world. It's about Entertainment for bored idiots not Information for informed citizens. I nearly used that dreadful term Infotainment but that falsely implies the media is doing at least a small part of its job.

Jordie please do a piece on Dan Andrews...love him here in Vic however those ppl at the tennis were booing at the mention of the vic government...ungrateful arseholes they are please do a piece on it...

@hollandscottthomas

3 жыл бұрын

It's so fucking weird seeing people scream at him despite the fact that he stopped a disaster dead in its tracks. Like, there's quantifiable proof that the lockdowns spared Victoria from turning into a mass grave and yet there's still a reactionary contingent who insist he's a monster for telling them to not go out and get infected.

state-funded "Hot or Not?" - top marks there Jordies

Gold standard journalists. "contains no gold" also not really a journalist.

@russpearson9802

3 жыл бұрын

Try plastic standard journalisim

@TotoDG

3 жыл бұрын

@@russpearson9802. Nah, because at least plastic has some utility behind it.

@russpearson9802

3 жыл бұрын

@@TotoDG if its only to trash the environment init.

@russpearson9802

3 жыл бұрын

@@TotoDG we can always refer to it as gutter journalism then aye

@Bakeddru

3 жыл бұрын

@@russpearson9802 jeez i dunno gutters are pretty usefull...

Dont trust the media as far as I can kick them. She's got my vote.

Another great report, very much appreciated.

Looks like im starting work at 9:12am today

1:07 You would think Smirko would be able to lie with a straight face by now. He certainly had a lot of practice.

This is some righteous anger, brother.

Gladly did give her heaps of material, victim of love, koala killer, Bruz the money shifter and the list goes on. She will never face justice😡😡

Great to see Shellharbour Hospital get a mention - would love some investigation on the local MP who's been caught walking naked through the city and had some special friends in NYC whilst on Government funded trip but is Teflon Coated for sure.

@laraerikson1423

3 жыл бұрын

I live in wollongong how have I not heard of this?

Ugh.. Whenever I hear Scomo talk I'm plunged back into the years I spent working as a public service call centre drone. He's the perfect embodiment of every lazy personality-free management level parasite that I had to listen to in the endless pointless meetings and 'reviews'.

Just can't imagine why big companies wouldn't willing pay Australian "Journalists" to post "news" on their own site.

I wish we had someone of your caliber giving a scathing commentary on the filthy tories here in NZ. Great work as always Jordie

The ending killed me hahaha

What press? I only recognize Jordies, the no. 1 news source in Australia 😂🙌

I've just your video to almost everyone on my messenger, love your work.

Funny thing about Teflon, is non-stick and also poisonous. Perfect analysis of the LNP

"No one supports Pedos!" Uh... have you been to Church recently? Like, any time in the last hundred years?

Didn't think I'd have imagery of Ben's Big Boy watching this video.

I think more of Klinger's shenanigans are still out there. Great content.

I don’t watch free to air TV or mainstream media, I get my news from Jordie. 👍 BTW I’m a boomer, not all boomers live in the past. Thanks Jordie. 👍✌️

Im pretty sure the trojan bloke who opend the gates, probably got killed like every other trojan the Spartans could get their oily hands on.

My favorite caption translation for ok GB is "glassberry jiggly".

I love it when Jordies gets fired up!

Two more complains about the same staffer now.

Lol the burns. Ben lolol. Made my day

What has this Orwellian nightmare of a country come to?

@jamesw9559

3 жыл бұрын

If they get in again I’m leaving

@andysmith5806

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesw9559 Have fun in NZ.

@andysmith5806

3 жыл бұрын

Coming back to this comment… GOD DAMN I WAS KIDDING.

Fk YOU BLOCKED!!! holy moly, damn near choked on my lunch🤣🤣🤣

8:10 good old mr creosote hahaha

Sorry I had to put this comment here but I just had to get this off my chest. I was watching the hearing into whether there should be a royal commission into media diversity in Australia, and during, a regional Queensland senator pretty much attacked Kevin Rudd. Now Kevin is a big boy and can look after himself, but one of the senator’s comments was that “Nambour maternity ward was shut down by the Labour government.” Nambour maternity ward was moved to the brand new, state of the art, Sunshine Coast University Hospital, which is about 20 minutes away from Nambour Hospital. Plus, had Campbell Newman had his way, SCUH would have been a private hospital. SCUH was only secured as a public hospital because during its construction Labour was voted in, and made it a public hospital. *breaths out* I doubt anyone will see this comment but I feel better now.

Isn’t their a law where the media is obligated to tell the truth I want to see the lawsuits

Keep up the good work guys. Glad to have you around

A nice little twisty downstairs!!! 😂😂😂😂

Why do these videos get me so riled up? Im not even Australian.

Ben "Ace Rimmer" Fordham

@davet80000

3 жыл бұрын

#ButtStuffBen

So blatant. Thanks for bringing it up with such clarity.

Thank Goodness for Friendlyjordies. I maybe a 'Baby Boomer' but I like your style and honesty.

That 9 news clip made my head hurt, genuinely.

That was a good one Jord👌

Jordies can we kiss

Look at Jordan. He is the news now.

:O i haven’t seen a hint of a comment about that scomo slip up in any news media! far out I wouldn’t have even known it happened if u hadn’t featured it jordies

B... because... FUCK YOU BLOCKED!! Brilliant, accurate and brilliant

I can see Jordan driving a bright blue sports car in a couple months 😂

Just commenting for algorithm reasons

love your work

Did you know Ben Fordham auditioned for John Boyega's role in a 2018 sci-fi film that was filmed in Australia, but he didn't get it and sulked for a few weeks. He was real upset he missed out on a 'Pacific Rim job'....

Australia media going down hill

@Simracer1990

3 жыл бұрын

The slippery slope is pretty much vertical at this point.

@lyrehartbone1084

3 жыл бұрын

It's been downhill for a while now

@Brakiros

3 жыл бұрын

it's been downhill for a decade more

"Dunno if my family would appreciate the Butt-Stuff Ben hashtag..." Ben J 2021

Thanks for pointing out media bias Jordies. Someone needs to quantify how biased corporate journos are.

The only way anything is going to change is with the assembly of a new political party that speaks to the public like this and shows reference/proof of the claims made. Again, like this.

@melindamack4926

3 жыл бұрын

Check out Riccardo Bosi -Australia One party RugBosi on utube

I have been waiting for this all week! If only people had half a brain to actually all the crap being smeared on a wall about labor.

yup, sounds about right

I was pretty suspicious of the timing myself.

Australian politics and journalism. My favorite friendlyjordies content. ❤️ Greetings from the States! 🇺🇸

Cab t believe how this has all come true!