Remember when satellite images showed water theft happening and dams filling as the neighbouring river systems dried up and our govt went after the source of the satellite image leaks? Good times

@desiolle2874

3 жыл бұрын

...but if you build a pergola without a permit you'll get a knock on the door or a letter before the year's out...

I work as an event technician and in 2019 I ran the audio for a q&a panel which included Angus Taylor. The guy is a real piece of work. Like seriously. To the point where he was willing to sarcastically comment on the importance of compassion in politics and then piss himself laughing at his own fucked up joke. He doesn't even pretend to not be corrupt.

Small towns: (exist.) The Nationals: "Hippity hoppity, your water is now my property."

@mikespike2099

3 жыл бұрын

The Nationals are just a country based mob outfit!!! John Barilaro is the Godfather of it!!!

@TotoDG

3 жыл бұрын

I agree, but you say that as if it's some sort of revelation.

@streetratt9999

3 жыл бұрын

Lol! Best comment 😂

@JeanGenie92

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

@MatterInMyMind

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha! So good 👌🏼

Barnaby’s cayman island company: “oh crap I shouldn’t have said he was a customer, oh crap I shouldn’t have said it was secret, oh crap I certainly shouldn’t have said it was illegal”

Liberal voters: yeah but his hat makes him look like an average bloke like me.

@johnl6176

3 жыл бұрын

National voters: His hat says "I drink beer and drive a ute", well I also drink beer and drive a ute.

@jpvoxdawg

3 жыл бұрын

18 year olds voting for the first time: Barnaby Joyce? DUHUHUHUH I’m voting for the big purple dinosaur. Awww shit Tarnesha said she’ll send nudes if I let her have a go of my vape. I gotta get out of this poll booth it’s triggering my anxiety.

@demun6065

3 жыл бұрын

That hat is what everyone outside of the capital cities wear on their heads...

@itookallthenames

3 жыл бұрын

yeah "i seen barnaby at the pub once so he's alright"

@d4nkfo3tu54

3 жыл бұрын

I'm so confused

"how much could one banana cost, Michael? $10 dollars?"

I have been waiting for a Barnaby video for the longest time, so many boomers in the Upper Hunter simp over Barnaby so much.

@mikespike2099

3 жыл бұрын

That because all those boomers in the upper hunter are all inbreed and related to Barnaby

@kingbillycokebottle5484

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikespike2099 well that's awfully cosmopolitan of you, consumed any good product lately? Basically they have been finkled, Labor is a better economic choice, but freedoms of expression and association goes out the window (libs no better on that, just saying why they don't vote Labor) libnats are shit economically, but put the front up of free expression and association (then stab u in the back later with Labour laws that make it illegal to higher on personal preference) but boomers have no memory so they never remember the stab in the back.

@Piesy001

3 жыл бұрын

You do realise it takes more votes than there are boomers to put criminal parties in place. Dumb ass kids can't be bothered caring about what is really going on. No I'm not a boomer.

@LureThosePixels

3 жыл бұрын

Put up signs next election

@Joot_Doctor

3 жыл бұрын

Don’t get me started on Tamworth.

Is it sad that I look forward to Friday when Jordie tells me about some absolutely disgusting and blatant corruption in a hilarious manner?

@CynicalMournings

3 жыл бұрын

I'd prefer to look forward to a Monday where we line the bastards in front of a guillotine and have a fair go.

If I actually watched the news I would be shocked that this wasn't being reported on

Wouldn't mind seeing some public prosecution for these crimes.

@VitaminXism

3 жыл бұрын

*public executions

@bronwynishac5240

2 жыл бұрын

Long over due

Eerie end of 'The Big Short' come to fruition - "Michael Burry is focusing all his trading on one commodity: water"

@ap3he

3 жыл бұрын

I was just about to say this before finding your comment! Ps. 15/10 yt name, good to know there are fellow hardstyle lovers in the FJs community ?!?

@Mullygrubbz

3 жыл бұрын

@@ap3he That's not entirely accurate. Burry has his fingers in a few pies atm, last I recalll was betting on Tesla's downfall and the Gamespot saga. The message at the end was more hollywood-ised than anything, he's been investing in fresh water for years, it's a finite industrialised resource compliments to how we abuse it.

@Mandragara

3 жыл бұрын

What's a synthetic CDA?

"Not my job" sums up most politicians work ethic whenever they are asked to fix the problem they created

@gypsysee3283

3 жыл бұрын

Or “I don’t recall”

@johnl6176

3 жыл бұрын

Or "Working as intended."

@ratboygirl

3 жыл бұрын

it pisses me off to no end

@MrBowmanMakes

3 жыл бұрын

"I don't hold a hose"

@Mister0men

Жыл бұрын

"not my job" has done my fucking head in at any job ive had.

The imagery of an Elephant stealing water from a toilet will stay with me forever.

@carlygraham4970

3 жыл бұрын

That's why they cut it's trunk off and then called it a massive boar.

Who else remembers Barnaby's introduction on the political stage? As the Senator who was complaining about discussions of gay sex on Big Brother Adult's Only, worrying about how to explain it to his 9 year old? As if the bigger question isn't "Why are you letting your 9 year old watch an adults only show?

It really feels like Barney views taxpayer money as his own private piggy bank.

@RictusHolloweye

3 жыл бұрын

That's why they keep accusing Labor of spending "other people's money". In their mind it is their money and Labor doesn't have a right to use it.

I hope you get a flood of comments about how plain it is to see that this is damming evidence.

@GUTOIL

3 жыл бұрын

zing!

These people belong in jail and their ill-gotten gains returned to the public they were supposed to serve.

It's not barnaby that paid, it's us!

I went and saw menindee lakes at the end of last year near broken hill. Strange to see lake side houses looking out over a desert. They where in the process off draining the last lake off too Adelaide for irrigation when we left.

@n__rtu8324

3 жыл бұрын

SA were forced to build a de-salination plant because NSW and VIC holding the water upstream, now it's like they want us to use it, too, v sad.

Barney treats other people's money like he treats his spoof, he'll give it to any c... even if they don't want it.

@TheBlackguard

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

I (unfortunately) live in Angus Taylor’s electorate and the urge to go into his office and vomit on him gets worse every time I hear about his corruption.

@jeancornu2584

3 жыл бұрын

Hmm 🤔 maybe not such a bad idea.. he may be able to on sell it to ol’ Barney and friends for 59 x the value ? 🤷🏽‍♂️

happening everywhere go for a drive out into the northern rivers, last year severe drought however several large holdings of water everywhere, largely on flood plains. meanwhile smaller tributaries run lower and lower every year.

As much as I love Jordan's integrity and dedication to righteously pantsing the government and enlightening us all on just how corrupt they are at this point; Christ it makes you feel disgusting. Keep up the good work, Friendlyjordies

@michaelandrews4783

3 жыл бұрын

All LNP voters should genuinely be ashamed of themselves and take responsibility

We live in a Banana republic.

@mikespike2099

3 жыл бұрын

The Nationals are just a country based mob outfit!!! John Barilaro is the Godfather of it!!!

@nelsonphillips

3 жыл бұрын

Yes, a banana republic that is to dry to grow anymore bananas... Barnaby is an accountant, or conservative politician because he is a failed accountant.

That video of the elephant was really well placed

Bloody Nats always up to something

This reminds me of the movie Rango. Maybe Barilaro is the old rich mayor stealing all the water for his golf course.

I love how other countries have coups, uprisings and assassinations but we have this level of corruption and just look at each other like “That’s awful whatever can we do?!”

@alicemcqueen3317

3 жыл бұрын

British colony...a coup or assassination would be far too impolite.

@Warlock688

3 жыл бұрын

....they took our guns :D

@kymlardnerofficial

3 жыл бұрын

Aussie reaction to things like this : 'Oh jeez that's awful and I'd like to help your revolution... but the footy's on'

@ivanolsen8596

3 жыл бұрын

Jack J, Or the perennial classic " I am only 1 person, what can I do?"

@jean-lucpicard5510

2 жыл бұрын

Try living in the UK.

Law suit incoming! Mention the Angus name anywhere and his lawyer missus is straight on the job. He must have lots to hide.

@skeeter3969

3 жыл бұрын

If someone has to defend themselves like that with lawyers then should be automatically guilty,they shouldn't be allowed legal representation

@oomiosi

3 жыл бұрын

How to become a popular conservative politician: Throw your poo as far and as wide as possible, then marry a lawyer before it comes back.

@RictusHolloweye

3 жыл бұрын

Jordie is probably hoping that happens.

@desiolle2874

3 жыл бұрын

They successfully made this go away a couple of years back...a lawsuit would put light back on it...my guess is no...that said, the vid coming next Friday sounds like it might earn one!

very well done and so so true. there has to be a jail cell with Barnaby's name on the door somewhere. the corruption goes all the way to the top and past tops

Losing my respect for the ABC has been rough. I really liked play-school as a kid. Still, their ‘journalism’ is ghastly

@satiricgames2129

3 жыл бұрын

Thank Murdoch and the LNP for that.

@annetteschneider2301

3 жыл бұрын

Poor old Aunty ABC has been beaten, starved and Murdochratised by the government. It can't afford experts or even journalists any more. Solution? Vote out ScuMo and his Hellsong cult.

@kymlardnerofficial

3 жыл бұрын

@@annetteschneider2301 ABC Books is owned by HarperCollins which is owned by Murdoch.

The classic combo move of Jordies talking about water and dropping a reference to Mad Max movies never fails to hit for a six and out Also give us a review on Plate of Origin ya stooge

@kymlardnerofficial

3 жыл бұрын

Got your attention though and that is the difference. Waking people up is the aim.

I expect my country's corruption to be more obscured than that

Thanks heaps for doing such a good job of explaining why we need transparency in water ownership!

Terra: only has one Ocean 40k fans: Where'd it go!? Big E: Aliens

You can do a search on a website like SAI Global or do an ASIC search directly of Eastern Australian Agriculture to see who the directors are

Bruz is vowing to introduce legislation to overturn the Independent Planning Commission's refusal of the Dendrobium Mine Extension project in the Sydney Drinking Water Catchment.

Thanks for using modern units of measure like swimming pools & Sydney Harbours.

All Australians need to get woke, the resources belong to all of us. The real coalition is between the LNP and Murdoch, one greedy hand scratches the other. Good job Jordy👍

Fantastic. Great move. Well done Angus

Over the course of this video I got ads for Bank Australia and a Warhammer game, so clearly the right ad departments are paying attention

Barnaby looks like the grown up version of that kid eating flies on live tv

@kymlardnerofficial

3 жыл бұрын

Link please?

Ironic that Barnaby Joyce and his stupid wide brim white cowboy hat looks exactly like the evil Tortoise Mayor in the film "Rango" who was also obsessed with hoarding water for his own profit. I guess life really does imitate art.

@stevesavage4247

3 жыл бұрын

Wow.... that is an amazing likeness

@GUTOIL

3 жыл бұрын

Holy fark! Uncanny.

@vacantvideostore

3 жыл бұрын

Also hilariously ironic being a Johnny Depp movie and all

PURE GENIUS.

This is you doing what you're born for.

I wonder if they ever solved the deliberate contamination problem the Farmer near Wagga Wagga suffered.

This is all apparently on the "public record", so why is no one calling for a royal commission?

@yourmumsman

3 жыл бұрын

probably cos they "dont recall" it happening

Fucken hilarious and very well done.

Can't wait to forget this ever happened and keep living a oblivious mediocrity filled life

@kymlardnerofficial

3 жыл бұрын

yep

@ifnottoday

3 жыл бұрын

Australia, The land of mediocrity

@ivanolsen8596

3 жыл бұрын

Doc, you and 17 mil others.

Funny seeing this in my recommended, seeing how he is now deputy pm lol

$80m for basically nothing to a mate is the definition of corruption

4:58 oh my lordie hahah im dying

4% of the vote. Greens 10 %. Nats 10 seats, Greens 1 seat.

Odds on Barnaby has a few million waiting for him in the Caymans.

Keen to see a Jordies Juicy Media tag team.

This is unreal man

Barnaby Joyce has the skin colour of the strawberry flavour you get in the store brand Neapolitan ice cream.

Uh, David Littleproud is the MP for the shire I grew up in. That'll be $20,000 of tax money to drive from Toowoomba to WarwicK!

It seems like every bit of corruption always trickles back to that slime ball Angus Taylor

Excellent information. Subbed. Liked. Shared.

Now these are the vids I like

RIP Immortan Joe actor Hugh Keays-Byrne

I wake up, friendlyjordies uploads video on rampant and unpunished corruption in australia, i get depressed, i go to sleep, repeat

great video, can't help but feel powerless, well done spreading awareness jordan. i wonder what it would take to start an advertising campaign to tell everyone around oz. those slimey bastards. good to see the young gen getting on with dismantling the smoke screens.

Jordan surely a video is made on the submarine disaster

Dennis Hopper played Barnaby perfectly

I really wish people would read the constitution especially COMMONWEALTH OF AUSTRALIA CONSTITUTION ACT - SECT 100 The Commonwealth shall not, by any law or regulation of trade or commerce, abridge the right of a State or of the residents therein to the reasonable use of the waters of rivers for conservation or irrigation.

Will the documentary be coming out soon?

Maybe you should have had some subtle video from "The Dam Busters".

The 24 dislikes come from people working for Barnaby and the Nationals party..

Does this mean that the water theft doco is coming out next Friday?

This made my skin crawl Jordies.. i cannot convey across how sick this made me feel. They'll never change. What should happen, is their assets liquidated, and the finances used to repair some of the damage. Because the aussie public is apathetic - what will actually happen, is they'll continue to commit ecocide, and get paid far too much ( by the middle class) to continue to do so

Oh Barnaby, of Barnaby you grub

It's a shame that we're too apathetic as a people to do anything about this...

@kymlardnerofficial

3 жыл бұрын

Sad but true and been that way since I was at school. I'm 63

@nicholasb4071

3 жыл бұрын

@@kymlardnerofficial The Lucky Country was released in 1964 and it says the same thing. It's easy to take advantage of people if they're indifferent to bad behaviour

And we are going to do nothing about it.

Everytime I hear that background jingle you use at the start I think there's an icrecream truck coming up the street

Great work FJ Team

Great work as always FJ!

Love the vid but surely some references in the description to give it abit more of a sus

Barnaby could use some waterboarding

Surely this problem is just one desperate farmer in a JCB away from being solved.

This is why i watch Jordies.

When the river runs dry....

The Nationals go on and on about protecting farming, while enthusiastically encouraging Climate Change through coal mine support, which is making farming much more difficult. What a lovely world we are leaving for future generations. Eventually Australian citizens may be 'Climate Change refugees'. Check out the Murray River in SA. It's revolting. Rivers need WATER FLOW.

more videos about australia's biggest beetroot please. he has it coming to him.

Jordan, do your flaming research properly. It’s not “Guitar Guy”, it’s the DOOF WARRIOR.

@WASDxMerceless

3 жыл бұрын

YES! I hoped the would be others that know his name 🤘

@sexyatheist69

3 жыл бұрын

*Noise Marine This silence offends Slaanesh

@damienthorn1340

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah but that's a dumb name. He plays a guitar, not Psytrance.

@roganbray2108

3 жыл бұрын

@@damienthorn1340 you dare question Lord George Miller?

guitar guy is called the doof warrior

Well Done!

"THE CORRUPT"!!!!! - Bain.

That’s some tip tomatoes Barnaby

Keep fighting the good fight jordies!

Holy shit a future super ad on a Jordies Vid. Not skipping this one

Crooks; send them to jail

Is Barnaby an Elephant in disguise.

Will Barny be on his 6th or 7th new family when the Murray becomes to saline for agriculture...?

Looking forward to it corruption at its best

It must be hard for the abc sometimes though to talk about their bosses crimes. Can't upset the sugar daddy too much or he'll take away more of their allowance

The ABC does know. When they are going to run a series of articles they’ll often run an article title like that. I think it is meant to appeal to firstly, people who think of themselves as the sensible centre, and secondly, people who think the topic by itself, in this case water rights, is dull/irrelevant to them. The ABC also often keep the content of the first article ‘safe’ for the sensible centre, I guess to try to get people involved with the topic. I do not know if this does boost the numbers reading the series of articles. It does annoy people in my house, but they also hate the experiencing an issue through the story of an individual style of article, which other people I know tell me is beautiful and affecting. Maybe it does reach a certain audience?

If they keep doing this it will be mad max....

How can these people just blithely get away with such criminal activities ... we've become a bloody kleptocracy.