Who went to the comments to try and find a flat-earther?

@skeeterburke

4 жыл бұрын

Me. Still reading, whered they all go?

@ihka4767

4 жыл бұрын

me

@rwirwillie487

4 жыл бұрын

Wassup

@skeeterburke

4 жыл бұрын

@@rwirwillie487 does that mean you're a flat earther? Cuz we couldn't find any

@gyrmakisfamily4680

4 жыл бұрын

Sigh, me too, getting disappointed

Flat earthers use big, scientific words they don't understand just because they think it makes them sound more photosynthesis

@mangeshk9002

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@williamwalters3796

3 жыл бұрын

Do you even know what Pythagorean’s theorem is?!?! It’s like 3.14!

@channelwithnotopic

3 жыл бұрын

the photosynthesis of the bisector and the pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

@channelwithnotopic

3 жыл бұрын

@@coin4898 your skills are

@brettvv7475

3 жыл бұрын

@@coin4898 Dam.. you defracted the luminosity outta their angular density.

I once argued with a guy that the earth was round. He said he was going to travel to the edge to prove that it was flat, but eventually he came around.

@defenestrated23

4 ай бұрын

I lol'd 😂

@RCNSV

4 ай бұрын

I don't even argue anymore. I just act like I'm interested. I ask to see the ice wall picture. Of course they can't provide one so I say What??? Lets go be famous and take a trip to the wall to prove everyone wrong once and for all" Of course they never want to go. I think they're just trolling people and don't believe the nonsense they're spouting

@rheiagreenland4714

4 ай бұрын

stolen

@thedbcooperforum

3 ай бұрын

It's simple, none of them have shown the four edges, should be simple if it's flat, no?

@user-qt8th6tc3b

3 ай бұрын

Some how the least and most funny joke I have heard all day. Good job bro

I just clicked on a video of flat earthers saying that they didn't believe a globe because they didn't see a curve and the first thing I saw was an ad for glasses💀💀

@luke10vh6

2 ай бұрын

XD

@TheIsoscelesMonster

2 ай бұрын

Even KZread knows these guys are idiots

@Aguyfrom225

2 ай бұрын

They need glasses to see it

@lordofthesuperchargedgiraffes

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@QuotesQS

Ай бұрын

Well, the government and the scientist will not let us have glasses sadly😞

Guys don’t call flat earthers idiots. It’s offensive to idiots.

@yourdaddy01736

2 жыл бұрын

Its funny how dumb they are

@yourlocalcrackdealer6614

2 жыл бұрын

@@yourdaddy01736 Shh its offensive to dumb people

@ccwsalty5662

2 жыл бұрын

so they should be called fuckheads

@Psi_Fan123

2 жыл бұрын

Dont call them dumb its offensive to dumb people

@Psi_Fan123

2 жыл бұрын

@@ccwsalty5662 but thats offensive to frickheads

To quote an amazing quote I saw, “It’s like playing chess against a pigeon. Doesn’t matter how good at chess you are, the pigeon is just going to knock all the pieces over, shit on the board, declare itself the winner, and fly away.”

@kittyh7500

2 жыл бұрын

I've heard that too, it literally sums up flat earthers so well

@snubdodecahedron9769

2 жыл бұрын

I think dave said that in one of his videos.

@saucevc8353

2 жыл бұрын

It was a monkey the way I heard it.

@zyroskillz5146

2 жыл бұрын

@Egon Give proof. Oh wait, you can’t because it’s not fucking flat.

@kittyh7500

2 жыл бұрын

@Egon Want to actually refute any of that or are you just going to state your opinion?

“Because oceans do not have wings” **furiously scribbles down notes**

@worsethanhitlerpt.2539

2 ай бұрын

I always wondered why the Oceans didnt just fly into the sky oh wait I NEVER wondered that

“U seem to think outer space is a vacuum cleaner“ was gold😂

@stuartgray5877

4 ай бұрын

This is what happens when people get their "Science Education" from Hollywood movies.

@shinigami1194

4 ай бұрын

The first thing that came to mind was the one scene from Spaceballs. I almost died laughing. XD

@ScoCoda

2 ай бұрын

I came back to this video after 4 years just for that line.

@The.Corrupt

24 күн бұрын

Wait it isn't?

@stacymar684

22 күн бұрын

​@@shinigami1194SAME!!! That is exactly what I was about to comment! Lolol 😅🤣😂

The dislikes are actually thumbs-up from people on the opposite side of the globe.

@CaptWesStarwind

4 жыл бұрын

Mind blown.

@MuttFitness

4 жыл бұрын

I think you mean the bottom of the disc

@karlmac

4 жыл бұрын

1st Degree Legacy love that! 😂

@xxTAARGUS

4 жыл бұрын

Yes you are correct because north is up (apparently) lol

@ausomm

4 жыл бұрын

TRUTH KEEPS ORDUR 2 TRUTH KNO MATR WHUT ANGL U QWANDUR IT!

“Oceans don’t have wings.” Pfffft. *pours RedBull into ocean*

@cabletelcontar5440

3 жыл бұрын

@@boterlettersukkel You didn't use enough RedBull

@itachikudo1795

3 жыл бұрын

Red bull gives it WIINGS, not wings

@alexstewart9747

3 жыл бұрын

Very good 👏

@meatloafer2762

3 жыл бұрын

Just turn on Airplane mode lol

@Dream146

3 жыл бұрын

checkmate science

Also, I like how they say "Well, if were going so fast, why can't I feel it?" Bro, take your car. Go for a drive on the highway. Set it to cruise control. There, congrats you are now going fast in a certain direction. Can you feel it? Barely? Yeah thats because of you size proportional to the acceleration. Repeat after me: You can't feel constant velocity, you can only feel acceleration & deceleration.

@rhetoricalquestion6009

5 ай бұрын

Now, explain that to @missdebbie6791 [1 day ago, on "Destroying Flat Earth Without Using Science - Part 3: Airplanes"]. I'll wager you cannot get through to her. She's "seriously researched both sides", you see!

@bryanrmcnair01

5 ай бұрын

Kepler law says its does has to accelerate and decelerate in order to stay 365.24 days as year orbit though?

@justinz2561

4 ай бұрын

Nah they should just take their car and drive 160 miles per hour into a brick wall

@AnnoyedSonic

2 ай бұрын

@@bryanrmcnair01 yes, the earth does accelerate and decelerate somewhat as it goes through it's orbit, however the issue is that it takes the earth 182 days to accelerate to top speed and then another 182 days to decelerate to it's lowest speed. The change is not fast enough to trigger the puny motion sensors in our ears.

@125varma

Ай бұрын

@@justinz2561 Or just open the window and see that nothing changes, and nothing special happens and they still won't feel a thing, even if the car is moving at 160 miles per hour :D lol

This really is 8th Grade Earth Science. I taught it for 40 years. Every year I had at least one student who had difficulty getting over the idea that rivers could flow north. Usually, I had them point north, and then up. Most then realized they’re not the same. My favorite was the student who insisted the sun wasn’t a star. When I asked him to explain, he said, “because it’s not ⭐️ shaped…”

@Somedudefrombrooklyn

Ай бұрын

Last dude might be joking

@AL4NGDROE

Ай бұрын

Yeah. It's understandable bc of our map protections. Even us that grasped the concept of no directions in space and no bottom of a globe tended to still think of the west to east, north to south, left right up down map when picturing the world. It can be tough to break. Lol. Like the furthest eastern point of the US is actually in Alaska bc of the 180th meridian passing through the Aleutian Islands. But that would feel "west" or "left". Lol

@ZachFroggington-oy8sz

Ай бұрын

I respect you.

@ZachFroggington-oy8sz

Ай бұрын

Shmort.

@maxuno8524

18 күн бұрын

😂😂 my daughter's boyfriend said that to me, that the sun can't be a star because it is not ⭐ shaped 😂😂 I am sure she is with him for his looks.

“It’s difficult to argue with a genius, but it’s impossible to argue with an idiot”

@kaydennguyen9823

4 жыл бұрын

Stand user: *[Dumb Guy]* Stand name: *[The World: Flat]* Stand ability: dragging people with some form of intellect down to their level at the cost of being an absolute retard Stats: Power: None Speed: None Range: None Durability: A Precision: None Potential: None

@JustBramz

4 жыл бұрын

BitchChill Yeah I have people like that for other reasons that flat earth lol. It’s like you give them a legitimate reason as to why you’re wrong and they repeat what they say and treat it like a valid argument point.

@Gearless1234

4 жыл бұрын

AlsoIts easy to argue with a dumb person but impossible to argue with an idiot who believes 100 percent to what they believe

@Gearless1234

4 жыл бұрын

My classmate is an idiot

@Gearless1234

4 жыл бұрын

You can argue and win with an idiot if you know ... Their reasons are wrong which they know

I was a flat earther for 3 years. Then I turned 4. Edit: wow this was so long ago

@rayopeongo

3 жыл бұрын

Everyone take a shot!

@durpoutboy8169

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@Irritating1257

3 жыл бұрын

Epic

@tiredcitizenz1925

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@spadezap9728

3 жыл бұрын

smh

Everything is CGi to them😂🤞🏾 you forgot to mention this.

@alibinnaseer

5 ай бұрын

ok

@RyanWileyWilliams

5 ай бұрын

Well you can’t prove that one wrong cuz even nasa admits it and space ex landing rockets back down seems so fake especially when leading scientist and engineers say it’s impossible

@skylerwood373

5 ай бұрын

Don't forget the fish eye lens and the air bubbles in the water haha

@phinehasr

4 ай бұрын

Also, no mention of “you can’t go to Antarctica”.

@kakadaly1675

4 ай бұрын

Look at the horizon

In meteorology last week we were talking about maps and globes. One of my students said, "If we only used globes in elementary school there would be no flat-earthers."

Hey, I've just heard that the flat earth theory has gone global.

@nebtheweb8885

2 жыл бұрын

Thats because there are flat earthers all around the GLOBE.

@Npfifyfour_

2 жыл бұрын

Hey I just heard that the flat earth theory has gone “GLOBAL” lol

@joannejo37

2 жыл бұрын

The best "fuck you" to flat earthers.

@soniabelenguer1058

2 жыл бұрын

This is one of the funniest joke i've ever seen.

@casualpain8316

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah as global as anti vaxxers and elfs

Everybody gangsta till cube earthers become real

@burntwafl1563

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh I'm a dino earther

@definetlyjustaguywhowillfindt-

3 жыл бұрын

nahhh... earth isnt round, flat nor cube... *EARTH-CHAN IS AN ANIME GIRL*

@TReyeHD

3 жыл бұрын

The sad thing is this is still much more plausible than a flat earth

@Circuit_Whisperer

3 жыл бұрын

That's a planet made by a Wombat God

@ejrelatorre4254

3 жыл бұрын

EARTH HAS NO SHAPE formless earther

I had one flathead trying to convince me that gravity did not exist. I made short work of him Him: Gravity doesn't exist Me: How do we stay on the ground then? Him: Air pressure. Me: If it were air pressure, then we'd all be floating because the air pushes against us from all sides equally. This is scientifically proven. Thus we'd be at an equilibrium and be floating. And we could then "fly" anywhere we wanted Him: No...the pressure pushes down towards the earth. The weight of it pushes us down Me: Do you hear yourself? "The WEIGHT of the air pushes DOWN...." In order for it to push us "down" there has to be something pushing the air down towards the earth. Why doesn't it push us up? Him: I dunno. Maybe because there's something pushing the air down towards the earth? Me: Like......? Him: ..... And poof...he was gone like a fart in the wind....

@lemonysnickerdoodle

Ай бұрын

the analogy at the end is wild

@paulruby

9 күн бұрын

The Flatulents *are* farts in the wind.

@autumn_sunday

6 күн бұрын

Your win was as sealed up as that guy's butt!

The Flat Earth community has thousands of members around the globe.

if earth is flat, explain why there are no slimes spawning. edit: why is this comment getting so many likes edit2: stop pls edit3: omg stop

@antslatvia

2 жыл бұрын

that was actually kind of funny lol

@byrontheusurper6505

2 жыл бұрын

Fire comment

@devynpanchal7612

2 жыл бұрын

Under rated comment

@endearingteacup

2 жыл бұрын

Seriously underrated comment. 😂

@congratulationsmerry6386

2 жыл бұрын

eh kinda copied coment but heres a like edit: wow people are stupider than ever they don't even know what the word "kinda" means also heres some proof: kzread.info/dash/bejne/fa14mriCe5OZYtI.html&lc=UgyszRqozVwVgucGk9V4AaABAg

He sounds so angry but so calm at the same time.

@TReyeHD

3 жыл бұрын

It's the intellectual kind of angry

@ragg232

3 жыл бұрын

Science deniers of any stripe are obnoxious to talk to.

@kik0le

3 жыл бұрын

This is called "passive aggressive" :)

@TReyeHD

3 жыл бұрын

That's beyond passive aggressive. But still not the super mad state.

@blueclaws9894

3 жыл бұрын

He's probably just showing that anger which exists within us all. That we live on a planet with other humans who tend to be assholes, idiots, or both. People are just the worst.

10 types of flerf trolls: 1. The one who shouts *"Dave Farina is arrogant!"* and *"Weiss has good arguments"* 2. The *"the earth is flat because bible!"* type 3. The blatant liar where it's too obvious 4. The one that comments nonsense and runs away after 5 minutes 5. The sceptical one who pretends to be confused and understands nothing 6. *"I'm not a flat earther but professor Dave rude"* 7. *"I'm not a flat earther but im antivaxx"* 8. I don't understand it so it's not true! 9. The one that calls you a shill and always dodges your questions 10. The one that claims the government (which they never specify) is in on it

@michaelshearer8293

12 күн бұрын

Man the people that point to it in the Bible to say it’s flat lack serious understanding. Ask them if they believe it’s flat where the four corners are too. They will get mad.

I had a former friend who stayed at my apartment when he had nowhere else to go, and one day he insisted that the earth was flat and the government was supposedly lying. I just kept my cool until stepping outside and walking a bit from my apartment, but once he couldn't hear me, I cracked up laughing

I asked a flat earther to play basketball, he brought a frisbee.

@Attaxalotl

3 жыл бұрын

This is epic tier comedy.

@larissamatingane4513

3 жыл бұрын

@@Attaxalotl No, It actually happened.

@lmao1660

3 жыл бұрын

@@larissamatingane4513 *THIS IS THE NEWEST HEIGHT IN STUPIDITY!*

@larissamatingane4513

3 жыл бұрын

@@lmao1660 Excuse me, talking about me or the flat earther??

@guillermotoro2342

3 жыл бұрын

@@larissamatingane4513 obviously about you, like bruh how do you expect to play basketball without a frisbee, like omg u must be stupid to try play basketball with a basketball 😔🙄

Never EVER in my 30 years have I heard somebody go "Oceans do not have wings" in a serious and educational context.

@Itz_Mothii

2 жыл бұрын

Lol same-

@matt261102

2 жыл бұрын

Yes because flat earthers are a special breed, they require special education.

@BOFRDASLEEPER

2 жыл бұрын

@@matt261102 oh so they're more disabled than disabled people?

@cheezy1799

2 жыл бұрын

@@BOFRDASLEEPER yes

@ibnbattuta7031

2 жыл бұрын

@@BOFRDASLEEPER calling them disabled is a grave insult to disabled people atleast they can think coherently a lot of the time

My experience: You cannot convince flat earthers, because they want not to know, but believe. Plus they're very often just way too stupid to even understand what you are telling them

@cardinalRG

5 ай бұрын

Yep, and they're typically emotion-based thinkers, rather than logic-based ones. They're compelled by a fear of institutions, or the romance of being part of a revolution, or just plain insecure about their own intelligence. Generally, they really *_want_* the Earth to be flat, because it validates them personally, in some way.

@user-tc5pl3zw3h

4 ай бұрын

Hey, man, I'm a born-again believer in Christ, and a fully-committed follower of Jesus, and even I don't believe this flat Earth thing could ever possibly be real. In fact, I want to go on record as declaring that I rebuke the flat Earth nonsense in the name of Jesus.

@TheCrankshaftRotator

4 ай бұрын

@@user-tc5pl3zw3h What Jesus has to do with this?

@user-tc5pl3zw3h

4 ай бұрын

​@@TheCrankshaftRotator OK, you know how most scientific types feel Christian beliefs are completely incompatible with logic, emperical evidence, and rational thought? Well, my point is that despite my sincere and unshakeable faith, I STILL can't get along with these nuts. It's just a little self-deprecating humor.

@syenous2454

4 ай бұрын

@@user-tc5pl3zw3h I mean the Christian belief isn't exactly anti-science it's just anti-stuff-that-suggests-the-earth-wasn't-created-by-God like evolution and big bang. I don't recall anything in the Bible suggesting that the earth is flat or isn't round and some bibles even have drawings and covers depicting a round earth so there isn't really any reason for Christians to believe in flat earth.

Dave you haven't made "Oceans Do Not Have Wings" shirts available yet...that could be a gold mine.

@NuclearLabRat

14 күн бұрын

I'd buy it in a heartbeat.

POV: *you're looking for flat-earthers' comments*

@cupocino

2 жыл бұрын

Damn you got me

@enhaxed7839

2 жыл бұрын

@Lazmo 2k Ye there seems to be one who posts flat earth questions, never responds to answers then deletes the threads. Possibly they disappear when they delete the account and create a new one. If you ever want to save posts from one copy/paste is your friend.

@broggy52

2 жыл бұрын

Yup

@menacingpot310

2 жыл бұрын

Ye i was

@indy2832

2 жыл бұрын

Pov yes

One thing that Flat Earthers don't say: _"We went to the edge and here are some photos we took of it."_

@pamgypsyaries8049

2 жыл бұрын

This is perfect!🤣

@sandgorgon7431

2 жыл бұрын

Ok? And? Lemme see said photos

@amanofmanyparts9120

2 жыл бұрын

Surely you know that the giant, invisible, heavily armed, robot penguin guards confiscated their cameras!

@TVCorpRPG

2 жыл бұрын

@@amanofmanyparts9120 Yeah, there are giant power ranger megazords protecting people from taking pictures of the edge of the earth.

@Chriss4123

2 жыл бұрын

@@sandgorgon7431 ???

12.8k dislikes. They live among us! My next-door-neighbor was a flat-earther. Very nice guy, but no matter what I showed him in the way of empirical evidence of a spherical Earth, he wouldn't believe me. Nevertheless, we got along fine... until I found out he was also a raging white-supremacist, at which point I confronted him, which led to a heated argument about skin color, after which he told me to go pray to my black God. I never spoke to him again. He is, of course, always in my prayers.

@notyouraveragecomment1328

20 күн бұрын

That’s crazy 😮

@dogwalker666

17 күн бұрын

They have lots of 🧦 socks

@AdamMGTF

15 күн бұрын

I've been trying to meet a flat earther since the netflix documentary about (?) ten years ago. Where are you from? I'd love to meet one. Sad you met a racial/religious extremist. Such people are infinitely more dangerous than silly conspiracy terrorists like flat earth people

@avm7368

7 күн бұрын

I can't see any dislikes. I think you're lying. There are no dislikes. 😂

@dogwalker666

7 күн бұрын

@@avm7368 KZread removed the dislikes a couple of years ago, You can get an app that allows you to see them.

I've had a flat earther ask me how could rockets possibly work in space if there's no oxygen. When I explained it's because the rocket's fuel system contains an oxygen tank that it brings along for the ride, he was blown away, like what a revelation!!

@hor80

4 ай бұрын

Some also think the stars need oxygen to burn..

@raghav1026

4 ай бұрын

I’m surprised he understands that fire needs oxygen

@mike.mentzer_enjoyer

4 ай бұрын

Atleast he didn't try to blindly deny it and was just surprised

@Ziobbe

Ай бұрын

Oh my god the flashbacks to "stars are literally on fire and need oxygen, science says we can't breathe in space so it's lying"

@SioxerNikita

Ай бұрын

@@hor80 Well... Stars don't actually burn

POV: You are scrolling down until you find a comment from a flat-earther

@Dumba55

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah:(

@Yourwaifuisntreal

2 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@joaopedrofm1299

2 жыл бұрын

I Will stop and do a checkpoint right here

@paulhopkins1905

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, thats me

@boyllkiddos5547

2 жыл бұрын

yep

POV: You're in the comments looking for the flat earthers.

@why_awesome

3 жыл бұрын

yep

@charlestonianbuilder344

3 жыл бұрын

yes where are they at?

@Blipy

3 жыл бұрын

@@charlestonianbuilder344 Hiding from the facts, no doubt.

@redcaptain4835

3 жыл бұрын

You are goddamn right

@mrcluperas

3 жыл бұрын

@@Blipy Delete that. If flattards can read,they would be very upset.

"Oceans can't do this because oceans don't have wings" I've never laughed so hard in a science video before hahaha

Flat Earthers: It’s not a globe! Also Flat Earthers: It is a flat surface with a giant dome around it! We call those snowglobes.

Arguing with a smart person is hard, arguing with an idiot is impossible. Don’t even try to argue with them.

@dustbargames6371

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a 5Head quote

@verydope4706

3 жыл бұрын

I have to agree since one idiot I know said that there are no toys aloud bring to school only sport. Then I asked him about a jump rope (sport he said) then I asked a soccer ball. (Said was sport). I don't know why this argument started after someone said they bring easy to clean kinetic sand

@markjayzeeortega2195

3 жыл бұрын

except for professor dave explains

@jeromem.evardome10_kr15

3 жыл бұрын

true my friend.

@lucas411_

3 жыл бұрын

THE EARTH IS CLEARLY FLAT WATCH THIS VIDEO EXPLAIN, HE ADRESSES ALL POINTS MADE IN THIS VIDEO. kzread.info/dash/bejne/loWrltlyh8q-k7Q.html

"Oceans don't have wings" See how low level you must go intellectually, just to debate with flat earthers

@Kaan._G

2 жыл бұрын

Sea that the oeans have no wings? I apologise

@itsgreenpro7064

2 жыл бұрын

What you're saying

@killedtheradiostar1116

2 жыл бұрын

@@itsgreenpro7064 it was a joke

@cybermoth8744

2 жыл бұрын

Birds fly because of wings was an even deeper level

@s.p.q.r.5221

2 жыл бұрын

True, you have to get into “basic kindergarten” mode for explaining the basic things about earth to flat earthers

All flat-earthers should watch the documentary called BEHIND THE CURVE. In it, flat-earthers themselves inadvertently prove the earth has a curvature. 😂

@itzikcohen2866

24 күн бұрын

I saw it to, it Crack me up😂😂

@Syntex366

22 күн бұрын

Even that won’t convince them because the dude who did that just went on to say “well, this clearly proves the math we were using is wrong and it has been altered by T H E M” and a random statement is proof enough to a flat earther

@thedstroyer462

15 күн бұрын

Flerfer- designs own experiment- tests own experiment- experiment shows a globe- Flerfer- "the experiment was invalid"

@Syntex366

15 күн бұрын

@@thedstroyer462 or they do what the laser guy did. “Wow, our finding have been double checked and they’re all correct according to the math. This clearly demonstrates that math as a whole is wrong”

its crazy that the term "globetards" even exists. theyre out here calling over 98% of people on the planet that

@ProfessorDaveExplains

8 күн бұрын

more like 99.999%

@petroleumalley

7 күн бұрын

We started to see it as a badge of honor.

@CepheusMappy

3 күн бұрын

They hate us for being normal lmao

@user-fg5xs9lh7s

2 күн бұрын

​​@@CepheusMappyWell, "normie" is also an insult, too. People like to feel special. And one way or another they definitely are special

@CepheusMappy

2 күн бұрын

@@user-fg5xs9lh7s maybe youre right, humans wants to feel like were something special

You know your argument is stupid when someone can debunk it by saying “oceans do not have wings”

@johndavis8174

Жыл бұрын

Wings wow how did Ocean get wings I must of missed that one that be neat to see!!

@DragonOfTheMortalKombat

Жыл бұрын

Or that southern hemisphere exists.

@geroffmilan3328

Жыл бұрын

💯 😂😂😂

@erdwin5613

Жыл бұрын

Yo when the ocean have wing💀

@thetrashmob2307

Жыл бұрын

@@erdwin5613 that patch is coming to your server in a few weeks

arguing with a smart person is challenging, but arguing with a stupid person is impossible

@winningsmile844

Жыл бұрын

-A Wise Person

@lancergt13lancer32

Жыл бұрын

Its very Sad honestly.

@florencedelves7409

Жыл бұрын

It's because they always think they're correct even when they're not, and they will not except under any circumstances that they are wrong. Long story short arguing with an absolute idiot is like arguing with a wall, don't do it, you'll drive yourself crazy bu how stupid they are.

@Dirpinations1234

Жыл бұрын

@@florencedelves7409 🤓🤓🤓

@crawhorn

Жыл бұрын

I agree. *has flashbacks to middle school, shudders*

Today I learned that oceans don't have wings. Thanks Professor Dave 👍

@emmanuelafalla2817

5 ай бұрын

U dumb we never saw oceans having wings!

@Captain_potat

5 ай бұрын

@@emmanuelafalla2817Hey Dummy! That’s the Joke!

@domino5791

5 ай бұрын

I’m sure I could find somebody who thinks they do, I mean we already have people who believe in a flat earth. 😭

I've come to the conclusion that flat earthers simply can not grasp the size of earth. That's where most of their confusion comes from, they just can not grasp the scale.

@johnqpublic7608

4 ай бұрын

when it comes to flat earthers, their grasp isn't even as long as their arms.

@bmacthecat

4 ай бұрын

Especially with how a lot of their evidence is that “I can see a ship over 4 kms water” or “water is always flat, so it can’t curve around a sphere”

The best response to flat earthers I ever saw: "If the Earth were flat, the edge would be a tourist attraction."

@ashrafwais7954

Жыл бұрын

Yet you’re not allowed to go there 🤣 this is genius. Y’all scary. Flat or round yk what, do some digging cause this whole comment section gross.

@leskobrandon691

Жыл бұрын

Don't they call the edges of their flat earth the ice walls? Like what lies beyond the ice walls? I may be wrong but I thought I ran across that somewhere. Watching them argue, especially in pairs is actually quite entertaining. They hurl insult after insult & then cite something absurd like the completion backwards principle & then chuckle as if they just proved their point. Comical.

@ashrafwais7954

Жыл бұрын

I’m sitting here like… you’re missing the whole point. Can you do something about it? Do you think you can uncover anything o shady happening on a national or international level? Then ya I’d believe it. Till then I’d rather stick with the facts.

@boxsterman77

Жыл бұрын

One to which you could get to by simply going in any direction until you reach it.

@leonhayes188

Жыл бұрын

I feel like we're just going around in circles...along the Edge. 🤭

If the Earth was flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.

@purplehz97

4 жыл бұрын

HA! Good one.

@jarrysciligo5395

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@timm8284

4 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the laugh.

@sharonasbury7698

4 жыл бұрын

I love this one!

@philipdonaldson953

4 жыл бұрын

This needs more likes

The r in earth stands for round, the f in earth stands for flat, and the b in flat earther stands of braincells

@OculusLime

Ай бұрын

Waiting for somebody to get whooshed...

@d1qbinthemaking

Ай бұрын

@@OculusLimeill do it for you

@d1qbinthemaking

Ай бұрын

BUT THERE IS NO F OR R IN EARTH!1!!1!1!1!1w,el,qlapsdllekfjfjejej🎉i🎉😂😂😅😂😅😂😅😂😅😂🎉😅🎉😅😅😊😢😊😢😊😊😢😊😊

@lailoutherand

29 күн бұрын

DAYUM they got roasted 🔥🔥🔥

@OculusLime

28 күн бұрын

@@d1qbinthemaking What do you mean? If this was part of the joke, consider me WHOOSHED! To clarify, I am a globe-earther.

As a cat owner, I can verify that cats certainly would have knocked everything off by now.

@Thegreatcrab

Ай бұрын

lol, I have a pillow that says that

Flat Earther: Water can't curve! *Dave proves him wrong* *Spherical tear rolls down Flat Earther's cheek.

@conspiracycolumbo1047

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣🤣

@smarteasylearningalmanejaz6204

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@pyrotech7210

2 жыл бұрын

Distorted by gravity, at that... But still curved

@adammada511

2 жыл бұрын

EWARANON is the way to truth

@johnruiz6743

2 жыл бұрын

Sphere seems to be a universal, default shape. Balls are really flat squares...Please! 🤣😂🤣😂

flat earthers call us sheep for listening to trained professionals at school, when they watch one KZread video with no evidence at all they immediately believe it

@nebtheweb8885

3 жыл бұрын

Correct. Thats what happens when the gullible binge-watch too many anonymous armchair conspiracy crackpot and flat earth nutjob youtube videos made by OTHER anonymous armchair conspiracy crackpot and flat earth nutjobs. Once that happens they suddenly become one of the chosen few that know DA TROOF!!! Lol!!

@nathanGC__

3 жыл бұрын

Being watame is better than stupid >

@boringblaziken8122

3 жыл бұрын

sometimes i think that flat earthers aren't even real, just trolls on the internet.

@boringblaziken8122

3 жыл бұрын

@@nathanGC__ what is a watame?

@nathanGC__

3 жыл бұрын

@@boringblaziken8122 a 2d sheep woman :V

I would like to know how they explain:- 1] The reversal of the seasons between the northern and southern countries 2] Climate zones [polar, cool temperate, warm temperate, subtropical and tropical] 3] The tides and the phases of the moon 4] Lunar and solar eclipses.

@ericb3157

7 күн бұрын

oh, this is what they would say: "the southern hemisphere does not exist, it's entirely fictional." "earth is breathing." (tides) "lunar eclipses are caused by an invisible second moon." -they have NO explanation for moon phases, and most of them can't even understand the difference between moon phases and eclipses!

This is 1000% correct. I have a flat earther family member (not to be named) and this is the same 10 things I hear every time we talk.

@iplaygames7288

Күн бұрын

Ask him : Why Is the temperature Around The world Different since the earth is flat because The Sun is giving light to the whole world at the same time [ according to them ] 2nd question : How is It not night in the whole earth if The earth is flat

@steamedpootatoes204

Күн бұрын

I know exactly how I feel I also have a family member this is a flat earther and it gets frustrating 😭

Never thought I would see the day that the saying "oceans don't have wings" would actually have to be used in a valid argument.

@sarahhaugh7922

4 жыл бұрын

Ya gotta start somewhere with some people!

@neptune_782

4 жыл бұрын

Honestly, trying to explain simple facts to a flat earther is like trying to play chess with a pigeon. No matter how good your moves are the pigeon will still knock all your pieces down, poop on the board, fly away and think without a doubt that they won whatever just happened despite not being able to comprehend anything that the player was doing.

@ariellalima7229

4 жыл бұрын

That ought to become a classic!

@forgeteverythingyouknow5413

4 жыл бұрын

@@neptune_782 - This may be the best metaphor I've ever heard. I'm stealing it, and will never give you credit.

@enterndin

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha

I was a substitute school teacher for a number of years. I was substituting a 5th grade class, and while discussing the story the class had read, I made mention that the Earth was round. Lesson done, recess bell rings, I let the students out. A boy carrying a basketball stops at the door and says to me, _"The Earth is round?"_ *"Just like your basketball,"* I replied. He had this look of concentration. I do not think he ever considered what the earth's shape actually was until then. I told him I wanted to show him something and went outside to the yard. Pointed to the sun "There's the sun," and then had him stand so he was looking 90 degrees away from it. Took the ball and placed it literally on the side of his head. *"See the ball?"* _"Yes."_ *"It's all in shade?"* _"Yes."_ *"That is night."* I then turned him towards the sun with the ball still on the side of his head. *"You just had a sunrise and it is now daytime."* Just seeing understanding click in his head has been one of my proudest moments.

@vince_c

2 жыл бұрын

You're the coolest teacher for that.

@Wailwulf

2 жыл бұрын

@@vince_c Thanks.

@UpperDarbyDetailing

2 жыл бұрын

That's a great way to show how it works!

@SangheiliSpecOp

2 жыл бұрын

You are awesome for doing this :)

@Wailwulf

2 жыл бұрын

@@UpperDarbyDetailing After he asked about the Earth being round, I took notice of the ball and the idea popped into my head. Glad it did.

"Oceans Don't Have Wings" That's a shirt. that needs to be. I demand you to make that one of your shirts.

The best thing I ever saw was a flat earth leaflet - "The Flat Earth Society, offices around the globe" lolol

@Lexi2019AURORA

4 ай бұрын

Lmao 🤣

there's a difference between "I didn't know" and "I don't want to know"

@laktomane9113

3 жыл бұрын

That's a good wisdom, Mr Duck

@westofloathing8137

3 жыл бұрын

6.2 thousand flat earth believing idiots disliked this video

@westofloathing8137

3 жыл бұрын

@Trystan Armer i had a stroke trying to read that, maybe don’t post about people trying to be smart and LEARN GRAMMAR

@niropaxum958

3 жыл бұрын

prob the biggest flaw of flatearthers

@Mark-Wilson

3 жыл бұрын

I agree mr quackity quack

"Oceans cannot do this because oceans don't have wings." Is the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life. The sheer sarcasm in his voice is beautiful.

@VolcanicoD.S.

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed.Also nice name Edit: Awww man the name changed

@AureoAmbrosia

2 жыл бұрын

Lazy pink more like extremely lazy purple

@bendo64_YT

2 жыл бұрын

Team fortress two

@rw5763

2 жыл бұрын

crazy how scientist in the 17th century discovered all sorts of theories (such as newton) and now scientist have to disclose that oceans don’t have wings

@themountainfarmer1843

2 жыл бұрын

Beautiful is an understatement, gorgeous is close. (Although still quite similar)

my response to FLers, and I've met a few, is to ask them "So what?" " So what if you're right? What effect does that have on me, or on anything? What possible difference does it make to my life, to your life or to anything really?" so far none of them have been able to answer.

@user-mo8li

16 күн бұрын

Most FLers just say that the earth is flat because they feel revolutionary usually or they are just bored.

@AdamMGTF

15 күн бұрын

Where do you live to have met any? Let alone more than one 😮

@rayopeongo

13 күн бұрын

Religious flat earthers say that the bible says that the earth is flat, and that the "globe conspiracy" is an attempt to hide god from humanity. As if mere humans can hide the existence of an omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, eternal being who is capable of creating the universe. They don't have a very high opinion of their god.

After 4 Billion years of incredibly complicated and long formation through Hadean, Archean eras, suffering asteroid impacts, supernovae events, massive volcanoes and extinction events Earth suddenly becomes self-aware to see what's happening on its surface. *Sees people claiming and chanting: Earth is Flat!!!*. Earth: .....Wat??.....

1950: In 2021 people will have flying cars! 2021: "oceans don't have wings" is groundbreaking knowledge to some people.

@Spargeltarzan49

3 жыл бұрын

Also People in 2021:Vacuums do NOT suck

@damianryan9859

3 жыл бұрын

This generation is screwed. *their

@CoolBluBoi

3 жыл бұрын

@@Spargeltarzan49 Yes Vacuums Don't suck. They are a very cool thing

@Ned_Haurwem

3 жыл бұрын

@@damianryan9859 No. It's just that now, dumb people have a voice with the Internet. They existed before, but they were deemed as fools, had to spend too much time working in order to have those discussions, or were dead due to poor choices.

@damianryan9859

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ned_Haurwem That makes things better I guess.

People in the 1920's: "Man, imagine where we'll be in 100 years - flying cars, robot butlers, cities on the moon..." People in the 2020's: "Guys, seriously how many times do i have to tell you - OCEANS DON'T HAVE WINGS!"

@juliannasreddin5226

3 жыл бұрын

Well we still don't have those things. But we have the internet, and nukes and we do use planes. So we aren't idiots.

@mynamesbigmynamesbigmyname4757

3 жыл бұрын

@@juliannasreddin5226 some definitely are

@juliannasreddin5226

3 жыл бұрын

Myname'sbigMyname'sbigMynameisbigMyname'sbigI'mBIG Yeah but we definitely aren't idiots as a society.

@MrJaggy123

3 жыл бұрын

@@juliannasreddin5226 one slight nitpick: the op said "people in the 1920s", and you implied planes would have been a big surprise to them. Arguably after the Wright Brothers successful flights December 17, 1903, it's a bit silly to imply 1920s people predicted planes and simply miscategorized them as flying cars.

@juliannasreddin5226

3 жыл бұрын

Karnigan Ketzer Sorry My fault I forgot. But my point is that we maybe didn't achieve what our ancestors predicted but we still managed to do something. We have the internet, we use neclear energy we have amazing medicine, and so on. People in the past would still marvel at our inventions even if it is not what they predicted.

Prof Dave, I have a quick gravity question. You ever seen that experiment where they drop a feather and a hammer in a vacuum and they fall at the same rate cuz there is no air resistance? Is that how that works? Shouldn't the hammer fall faster cuz it has more mass and therefore accelerates more rapidly? Why do they fall at the same rate in that vacuum? Or am I confused and thinking of something else? Thanks for your work, Prof. I watch your old classics all the time. Keep debunking these conmen!! Btw I love that you referenced "oceans don't have wings" in your most recent flat earth vid!

@ProfessorDaveExplains

17 күн бұрын

Yep on the moon they fall at the same rate. No, the greater mass and therefore greater acceleration due to gravity is cancelled out by the greater inertia. Check out my classical physics tutorial on newtons law of universal gravitation where I derive this mathematically.

@lostfan5054

17 күн бұрын

@@ProfessorDaveExplains Thanks Prof. Dave. I'll give them a watch. I'm in the middle of your series on primates right now. Good stuff man!

@iamTheSnark

10 күн бұрын

@@lostfan5054 Also, it's very simple. Take a pen. Drop it. Now take two pens. Drop them. Next, take three pens. Drop them. They all fall at the same speed/acceleration. Now tie three pens together. Oh the surprise. They fall at the same rate! See where this is going? Easy, right?

@user-ll1ow4xf8n

3 күн бұрын

F=ma F=Gm1m2/r^2 Set them equal to each other to solve for acceleration due to gravity and the individual object's mass divides out. Hence the acceleration due to gravity is irrelevant to the object's mass

"Oceans don't have wings" has to be one of the most awesome things that should never have needed to be said.

"Birds have wings." The fact that he needs to say this to adults is a combination of hilarious and sad.

@ljroudkip16

2 жыл бұрын

I completely agree

@skittstop5088

2 жыл бұрын

disappointing to re-tell to an adult

@MEZw3r

2 жыл бұрын

i found it made it better when he had to add water doesn't have wings

@japanballfornow.4066

2 жыл бұрын

" birds have wings. " *THANK YOU MR HELPFUL*

@Skeleton-wn2zu

2 жыл бұрын

@@MEZw3r yes

Scientists in 1969: We landed on the moon! Scientists Today: For the last time, the Earth is *round*

@coreytaylor447

2 жыл бұрын

scientists in 1000 BC noticing that the bottom of an obelisk in the distance cant be seen while on top of another obelisk: "oh cool, because I know the hight and distance of these two obelisks, I can use this to measure the curvature of the earth to a startling accuracy even by what would be standards to 3000 years in the future!" scientists today: "no, the moon does not make things cold"

@Gobackto4chan

2 жыл бұрын

Do y’all think scientists still deal with us out of duty or lack of funding?

@charliekahn4205

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gobackto4chan The more support they get, the more funding the government the people vote in will give them. Therefore it is in their best interest to teach the public.

@timothy4664

2 жыл бұрын

Sad isn't it

@torstenseidel8875

2 жыл бұрын

Worse, scientists have largely abandoned discussing science with the public. I can't even blame them as the anti science crowd got bigger and far more aggressive.

You touched on one of my favorite things, which is the fact that computers and cell phones and cars exist because of THE SAME SCIENCE. These things are brought to you by our mastery of science, you can plainly see that they exist. The same rules that allow these things to exist and work simply do not allow for a flat earth.

Can I just say I love the fact that you’re still replying to some of these comments? Like even years after making all of these videos and calling out all these people, you’re still roasting them. Keep up the good work man, both on and off YT.

@ajdogz5088

2 ай бұрын

I know, right? And he does it for a lot of other debunk videos, some serious dedication.

"Being dumb is like being dead, it's only painful for others."

@mcguffer1026

3 жыл бұрын

Xd

@mcguffer1026

3 жыл бұрын

Oops I mean XD

@mcguffer1026

3 жыл бұрын

Cuz you funny nan

@myles8434

3 жыл бұрын

Yes I can relate

@simonsez2891

3 жыл бұрын

Gervais quote

Respect to this man for sacrificing his braincells to explain why the earth is not flat Edit: I'll let the comment section decide this Edit 2: The war still rages? Bruh, the argument must be going well

@lunialation666

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@plsdontask9423

2 жыл бұрын

Lol yes

@shaman9628

2 жыл бұрын

"Never live within a first floor on a one-way street, climb the stairs to the rooftop and experience the multitude of perspectives and infinite possibilities."

@garymcnamara2688

2 жыл бұрын

Yh

@yines1002

2 жыл бұрын

@@cristianoronaldog.o.a.t4590 flat earthed moment 🗿

Debunking flat earth in 1 word: sunset Debunking flat earth in 2 words: flight paths Debunking flat earth in 3 words: but why though? Debunking flat earth in 4 words: why do seasons work [edit] in the replies they've already done to part 8 9 Words: what does the government have to gain from this 10 words: why, when your altitude increases, does the horizon recede back?

@dhans9662

4 ай бұрын

Debunking flat earth in 5 words: Just pay attention in school

@grinmace4834

4 ай бұрын

Debunking flat earth in 6 words: Show me a map that works

@bmacthecat

4 ай бұрын

debunking flat earth in 7 words: stars are different in north and south

@Imotbro

4 ай бұрын

Debunking flat earth in 8 words: There's a ship, but too far away, disappears

@jjbudinski8486

4 ай бұрын

This is a big one to me, it's impossible to have an accurate, practical map of a globe Earth, but flat-Earthers should have the most demonstrably accurate map. Whoops, I used "demonstrably" instead of "look it up" or "think about it."

4 years, 100,000 comments, and you still reply to some of them. legend.

Imagine studying high level science for years and then having to teach a bunch of grown ups that "Oceans don't have wings"

@Mellow502

2 жыл бұрын

Now that's a legend!

@gagne6928

2 жыл бұрын

And probably getting paid fairly well for doing so

@calloxion2901

2 жыл бұрын

That will suck, lol

@TheRealNiktWazny

2 жыл бұрын

and birds fly because they have wings

@Mariwend

2 жыл бұрын

who's to say their all adults?

Professor Dave: Vacuums. Don’t. Suck. Vacuums: thanks man I really needed that today

@granthoover9045

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@krisforsigns1273

4 жыл бұрын

I Frankly was trying to find such comment

@nathanlloyd774

4 жыл бұрын

You make me want to suicide myself

@Durwood2k

4 жыл бұрын

@@granthoover9045 Sounds like something a Hoover would say.

@luisdomingos246

4 жыл бұрын

Poor vaccums

Even as a round-earther I felt attacked when you said I didn't know how a vacuum cleaner works. So in retaliation, I went to Google and learned it.

@mjjoe76

2 ай бұрын

“I’m gonna learn and improve myself! That’ll show you!” I have no idea who you are, but you’re awesome.

I know this video is four years old but I’m glad I found it. I’m a little shocked at how many people believe the Earth is flat. Thank you for making this video.

my dad was a flat earther and I started doing research to debate him and have his mind. I found you and used your talking points to debate him over if the earth was flat. I eventually convinced him and now he is a proud "globe earther." Thanks homie

@Not_A_Sex_Offender

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelgoldstein8516 lol, yeah!

@percabethforever6454

2 жыл бұрын

Y..you saved him….I didn’t know it was possible

@cozmothemagician7243

2 жыл бұрын

You actually changed somebody's mind? My experience has always been like banging my head against a brick wall. It feels so much better once you stop. Gratasuarus Rex (that's a BIIIIIIIG grats).

@EmeraldLavigne

2 жыл бұрын

That's fuckin sick. Based as fuck!

@Not_A_Sex_Offender

2 жыл бұрын

@@cozmothemagician7243 yeah, it was a miracle

“oceans don’t have wings” is something that had to be said to fully grown adults in 2020. Holy shit

@NervousNoodles

3 жыл бұрын

Really brings this meme into perspective: 1950s - "There will be flying cars in 2020" 2020 - "Oceans don't have wings"

@ministryofwrongthink6962

3 жыл бұрын

Juliane Luhs lmao darn A.I. killing us all

@BeeBeau

3 жыл бұрын

I am the 69th like

@mindartifex6151

3 жыл бұрын

Was sipping my coffee and accidentally spotted this comment- Now thanks some of it went through my nose! fvck! 😡😂😂

@0IIIIII

3 жыл бұрын

Well I don’t think you or most people could explain in scientific terms the points in the video.

why u gotta do my man "stock image of a person at a computer clipart" dirty like that he seemed chill but you made him a flat earther

Easiest way to disprove flat earthers is show them a picture of the Sears Tower or John Hancock from the otherside of Lake Michigan and you will only be able to see the top of the building. If Earth was flat you would still see the entire building (base and top), just farther away.

@rhetoricalquestion6009

3 ай бұрын

That is an easy proof, but never underestimate flatearthers' resolve to ignore it.

@erkniss

3 ай бұрын

ahh yes, varied heights depending on visibility and air quality of the day, which we all know is usually very good. definitive proof I'd say

Fun fact: Flat earthers have tried to prove the earth is flat but they accidently proved it was a globe

@thebackyard7661

2 жыл бұрын

@Jocelyn Corbeil all the models they use to prove flat earth have major flaws, whereas you use a globe model everything makes sense, I think it’s time to tie some flat earthers to weatherballoons if there’s no other way to convince them…

@wunderbareswesen9734

2 жыл бұрын

@@thebackyard7661 You could go with a telescope to the beach and make pictures from a 90 degree angle straight ahead and Show them the Stars instead of Land or something else

@Frogthroat1

2 жыл бұрын

"A 15 degree per hour drift." -- Bob Knodel

@AshLordCurry

2 жыл бұрын

They always do that

@ArcTracertruepath

2 жыл бұрын

@Jocelyn Corbeil I wonder if they'll find the game stellaris, where there is a small chance you will find a legit flat planet that is inhabitied

The problem is you're using math to try and prove things to people who don't believe in math.

@stephiejimmie

4 жыл бұрын

Also, statistically speaking, only about 22-23% of the world's population genuinely understands math. Perhaps it is why the flat-earthers are so easily manipulated by it.

@truescotsman4103

4 жыл бұрын

ohms law is responsible for electronic devices. without math they wouldn't know about anything because they don't read books they watch youtube videos.

@thestruggleisreal9626

4 жыл бұрын

What evidence can you put forth to show someone they should value evidence. What logical argument can you make to show someone they should value logic. What reasons can you give for valuing reason. If someone does not value the underlying principles of intellectual integrity, "conversation" is over before it even begins. These people top out at "able to make wordy sounds." The discrepancy of intelligence among the human species is really staggering for someone nestled comfortably in the valley of Dunning-Kruger. I can't imagine how the most intelligent among us must feel about the least... I really expect people that dense to be like, learning disabled or something... but some of them sound like they have at least a drop of wit to them and that's the scariest part methinks. Actual smart people being so diluted of reason.

@truescotsman4103

4 жыл бұрын

@@thestruggleisreal9626 education instills the value of positive empirical evidence.

@convects9656

4 жыл бұрын

@@stephiejimmie what do you mean by understanding? like mastered it or just understand the basics?

How does Dave have time to respond to every idiotic flerfer in this comment section

I cannot believe that in this day and age there are still people that can possibly believe it. The education system has failed them, but there's something else at play. Lack of natural curiosity, belief in dogmas, desire to know better and feel better than others without, you know, making effort to become an actual expert?

@victorfinberg8595

5 ай бұрын

yes, laziness, narcissism, and hostility towards civilization are all fundamental and necessary properties of flat earthers

@markb3786

5 ай бұрын

Why are you surprised? 30 million Americans are working to bring back polio and rabies.

Flat Earthers when they realize that they are breathing in the AtmoSPHERE and not AtmoFLAT: *visible confusion.*

@konnorplayz0032

2 жыл бұрын

*DIES OF ROUND*

@jackmclaughlin9911

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine if it was called a AtmoCUBE

@imanuelc143

2 жыл бұрын

Hmm, a good pun joke.

@zuggy_8756

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@johncronk8867

2 жыл бұрын

@@jackmclaughlin9911 Minecraft Air Blocks

Oceans can't do this because oceans don't have wings is the best statement ever.

@Trottelheimer

4 жыл бұрын

You have to speak in very simple terms to these people... :D

@okboing

4 жыл бұрын

r/brandnewsentence

@dataphool

4 жыл бұрын

NB. Penguins, ostriches, and emus all have wings, but are noticeable by NOT flying. Oceans, on the other hand, have no definite form, could have wing-like form it the container it is in had a wing-like form, but it still couldn't fly.

@alderk089

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@jermellehillard5970

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

i was "debating" a flat earther on tiktok and his "arguments" was "typical flat earther" 💀💀💀💀

This dude is roasting and saying facts at the same time, what a W

@C_Becker

2 ай бұрын

Sure. They are the coals of the roast.

Do any of us remember the kid in school who always said "Why do I need to study math, science, biology, social studies and history? I'll never use them in real life!" Well, that's how we got flat-earthers, anti-vaxxers, science deniers, history deniers and sovereign citizens...

@11Megane23

4 жыл бұрын

I've heard of, "Why do I need math for?" IRL, but not for science and biology yet.

@Eric_The_Cleric

4 жыл бұрын

"The nation that does not know history is doomed to repeat it." My favorite quote. It also kept me engaged in those boring ass history classes. Then again, I had a history teacher for a mom, so I already knew most of the important bits. History was doomed to be boring for me. 😅

@zub41r75

4 жыл бұрын

And right wing people who think Jews and Muslims are sons of devils talking about evil and trying to take over the world. Yes people are very ignorant and stupid. Arguing with an intelligent person is hard arguing with an idiot is impossible. That's what these people are. They are part of a cult filled with ignorance and stupidity.

@elephoontoftheshanpes8103

4 жыл бұрын

I see them all the time

@campfireaddict6417

4 жыл бұрын

Felt like that too -- hated it all, but I stuck with it. Actually I love numbers so I loved math, but the rest I learned by reading excellent literature over the years. I'm always stunned when flat-earthers deny numbers, while sitting at a PC.

I'm from Appalachia, and I have never met a Flat Earther. Where are these people ?

@titan9259

4 ай бұрын

These people are conmen, I too have never met one in real life.

@hilmust6278

4 ай бұрын

They all live in their mothers basements

@johnqpublic7608

4 ай бұрын

@@titan9259 i work with one. he's a nice guy, but not very smart and very religious.

@paulmahoney7619

4 ай бұрын

Same rough demographic as QAnon

I suspect the flat earth started as satire, that got picked up by the very conspiracy theorists the satire was poking fun at.

@noobfl

2 ай бұрын

actualy not: the flat earth "theory" is a mentaly protection for a few poor souls out there. in their mind, the Mankind is the center of the existence, they are made from good (or from something other, higher existenz), and is made as a Mirror of those higher existence.. to tell them, they are just naked apes, that have learnd to form complex grunts to communicate ideas, but are basicly still just the cousins of schimpanseas, that hurts their feeling. The flat earth theory is not the reason or even the goal of those people, its just a tool to ignore the evolution theory.. that thing, that they realy hate and are afraid of.. because.. the universe, the evolution of the human from some unicellular, who just want to be more, than a unicellular in a pile of dirt - they made them feel.. well.. small.. that is what they are afraid of. the evolution theory and the fact, that the earth is just one small ball in a small galaxy in a big pile of balls and galaxies are two the Insults to humanity that Sigmund Freud postulates.

Sometimes I try to use words I don't understand to make myself sound more photosynthesis

@endmysuffering7394

3 жыл бұрын

That sounds very pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

@lightembodied5688

3 жыл бұрын

But don't we all love our Sciencism ? :-D

@ponkypink3389

3 жыл бұрын

That is so antidisiplimartism

@paulregel5264

3 жыл бұрын

Ahhh, seeing the light! Becoming green with envy!

@beast9068

3 жыл бұрын

Omg I'm weeezing... xD xD xD

Arguing with a genius is hard. Arguing with an idiot is near impossible

@chauncey3587

3 жыл бұрын

Factual

@resmiunnikrishnan2462

3 жыл бұрын

lol;

@lukethompson7740

3 жыл бұрын

Stolen

@SamuelTrademarked

3 жыл бұрын

@@lukethompson7740 Nobody cares

@zixuan1630

3 жыл бұрын

Dunning-Kruger Effect

The edge of a flat world has always confused me. You'd think someone who TRULY BELIEVED it would rent a plane or boat to take them to see it, but I've never heard of anyone trying

@stylesrj

5 ай бұрын

They always use the excuse of battleships or aircraft threatening to shoot them down or forcing them to turn back.

@AppleBaron

5 ай бұрын

There are usually some ridiculous explanations like shadow world government preventing anyone to reach it. Also, a lot of flat-earthers believe there is a dome above the disk (don't ask me about what it's made of or why we can't see or touch it), so for them edge of the world technically doesn't exist.

@petroleumalley

5 ай бұрын

They don't believe there is an edge. They know the coast of Antarctica exists. They believe there is an endless plane of snow and ice beyond that and no one has been or can go far enough to explore it.

@jameskillington7286

5 ай бұрын

​@@stylesrjThey don't wish to be martyrs for the cause?

@stylesrj

5 ай бұрын

@@jameskillington7286 Of course not. There's no greater sacrifice than someone else's

What amazes me is when a Flat Earther does an experiment to prove that the Earth is flat, they get a result consistent with a round Earth. I give them props for trying but take the away for ignoring their own results.

“Hopefully you have heard of rain.” *Me, α resident of the Mojave Desert:* What is this magic sky stuff you are speaking of?

@justsomerandombirdwithinte5896

3 жыл бұрын

Almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.

@georgesmithpatton6382

3 жыл бұрын

@@justsomerandombirdwithinte5896 DO NOT

@justsomerandombirdwithinte5896

3 жыл бұрын

@@georgesmithpatton6382 I just did =)

@melwugon3687

3 жыл бұрын

Why is the first a a greek letter?

@phoebelana1587

3 жыл бұрын

LMAOOO HAHAHA THIS MADE ME LAUGH

Props to the Earth’s core for keeping flat earthers on it and not just letting them float into the void. Now THAT’S some insane self control!

@OOOFSTAR1234

2 жыл бұрын

The earths core after another year of this B.S: aight I'm out

@redwadtaken

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@FiksIIanzO

2 жыл бұрын

Good thing the Earth's core is chill. Ironically.

@nickyboyd5679

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha omfg

@coryvcx

2 жыл бұрын

but.. what about the atmosphere

Go ahead Dave, tell us how you really feel about flat earthers. Don't hold back!

But a kilo of steel is heavier than a kilo of feathers…

@penguin82875

22 күн бұрын

Please be sarcasm…

@hidden546

22 күн бұрын

@@penguin82875 yes it’s an old funny video look it up

“The ocean doesn’t have wings” that fact that we need to explain to another human is insane in my mind

@EleIsEpic

2 жыл бұрын

hold up oceans... don't have wings? didn't know that one.

@scottdixon2505

2 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately there are far more idiots on the planet than we'd like to think.

@craftit290loop8

2 жыл бұрын

“oMg ReAlLy?!1!!1!1!”

@imonocleman6045

2 жыл бұрын

my new favorite quote XD

@nappssnapps2891

2 жыл бұрын

No lie, I had my 9 year old debate a flat earther.......and WON!