It's like playing chess against a pigeon. Doesn't matter how good at chess you are, the pigeon is just going to knock all the pieces over, shit on the board and declare itself the winner and fly away.

@jezzatakla

4 жыл бұрын

Excellent analogy. I hope you write comedy material for stand-ups.

@dainland432

4 жыл бұрын

@@jezzatakla that was definitely a quote.

@jezzatakla

4 жыл бұрын

@@dainland432 Thanks. I'm so gullible P'raps I ought to be a Flat-Earther. Only joking.

@jezzatakla

4 жыл бұрын

@@dainland432 Bummer. Why am I so gullible? Thanks

@betadecay6503

4 жыл бұрын

Where are you finding a pigeon that can declare itself the winner? I want a talking pigeon

one things flat earthers can't explain 1. flat earth

@planetearth2249

3 жыл бұрын

you're god damn right

@snake21ab

3 жыл бұрын

true lol " you had one job "

@nikelinq2899

3 жыл бұрын

lmao true

@planetearth2249

3 жыл бұрын

@Fen Vulpeus ah, okay, that makes sense

@nooneknowsidc

3 жыл бұрын

@Fen Vulpeus see its a globe

90% of their argument boils down to calling something "stupid." The other 10% is saying, "Dave" in a condescending tone...

@riallebalfour4767

3 ай бұрын

Poor Dave.

@benmohatun

2 ай бұрын

Well said

@toomuchBeer

2 ай бұрын

Yeah DAVE! God these people are so stupid, the earth is OBVIOUSLY a cube

@user-rp7yf8xu8h

2 ай бұрын

Your dad is stupid 😂 they are 💯🤡

@user-rp7yf8xu8h

2 ай бұрын

I wanted to joke but I couldn't talk about your dad and his connection to stupidity.

I live in Chile and I can confirm we are constantly dealing with 200 km/hr winds. It's a tough life but it's worth it because of the beautiful view of the game of thrones ice wall on my telescope when I aim it southward.

@enigma9971

2 ай бұрын

🤣

@shadowlazers

2 ай бұрын

Winter is coming!

@Aliyah_666

2 ай бұрын

So do the white walkers have continents out there. Have you been past the ice wall or do the world's major militaries stop you from looking...😂.

@trillrifaxegrindor4411

Ай бұрын

@@Aliyah_666lol

@sportstacker56

Ай бұрын

Jon snow is that you

Neutron stars must be jealous of how dense flat earthers are

@Stevetimes

2 жыл бұрын

I'm really finding some good jokes here, thanks!

@ericb3157

2 жыл бұрын

reminds me of a Dilbert comic where the "pointy-haired boss" turned into a black hole because he was so dense.

@tres-2b299

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@terrihoerncheno7284

2 жыл бұрын

Omg yessssss!!!!! I love that you insulted someone in a way they doN'T EVEN UNDERSTAND!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏 Nice one damn!😏👉👉

@Bapman2099

2 жыл бұрын

This was awesome !!!

"The universe consist of electrons, neutrons, protons and morons."

@jollyjokress3852

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@shezacuber6092

3 жыл бұрын

Nice one i heard it before from autochess but it still made me chuckle

@mikeriley9915

3 жыл бұрын

All from flat earthers

@ngcastronerd4791

3 жыл бұрын

Can I print that on a t-shirt?

@Rhythm911

3 жыл бұрын

@Robbierobot574 And a ton of "DORK" matter !!!

“You don’t need to make up an invisible shadow government to be mad at you can be mad at the actual government”-Milo Rossi.

@s--h1584

2 ай бұрын

Truly one of my favourite quotes too.

@SkepticDerb

Ай бұрын

His channel is so underrated

@tewks4458

Ай бұрын

Professor Dave's flat earth is Milo's Atlantis. Pseudo-science sadly is multi-disciplinary.

@RIZFERD

Ай бұрын

I feel sorry for flat-earthers they've never been traveling AROUND the world Neither they don't know what Jetlag is, huge timezone differences between countries and continents. It's already evening April 29th here in Indonesia and it's still morning April 28th there in USA

@TrueSlice

27 күн бұрын

There is most likely a shadow government but the earth is round. If they lie it’s to gain something, flat earth has no purpose

Two flat earth engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A sphericist walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of this flagpole," said a flat earther, "but we don't have a ladder." The sphericist took a wrench from a bag, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground. The sphericist took a tape measure from the bag, took a measurement and announced, "Twenty one feet, six inches," and walked away. One flat earther shook his head and laughed, "Typical sphericist ! We ask for the height and the sphericist gives us the length!"

@victorfinberg8595

4 ай бұрын

nicely done, rojhaz ! (but while your source should be common knowledge, mine is esoteric)

@foxmacnamara8809

3 ай бұрын

LMAO 😂

@WorldSlash_

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@quietone2674

2 ай бұрын

Isn't "flat earth engineer" a bit of an oxymoron?

@Sonkponkle-ip8no

2 ай бұрын

⁠@@quietone2674drop the “oxy”

I actually was a flat earther for 4 years. Then I turned five.

@Lucasdoesrandomstuff-

5 ай бұрын

LOL thats funny you're calling the flat earthers dumbass 3 year olds that cant think

@Jooonatgamer

5 ай бұрын

😂

@djw7141

5 ай бұрын

lol

@Mosquito910.

5 ай бұрын

Nice

@evan3305

4 ай бұрын

for some reason ive never had the thought that the earth was flat, it felt wrong to me that it wasnt, a globe.

"The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts. While the stupid ones are full of confidence." -Charles Bukowski

@loic7867

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, that's the dunning kruger effect. When you just learned about something you are overflowing with confidence, than the more you learn about it truly, the more humble you get. it's more complicated than that though so google it up

@markdemell6087

3 жыл бұрын

Blah blah blah ,we are all ignorant !

@chandini241

3 жыл бұрын

@@markdemell6087 sure but it is degrees of ignorance + intentions towards correcting or propagating that ignorance

@markdemell6087

3 жыл бұрын

@@chandini241 Things will sometime come to a head and the truth will come out ,until then I am just trying to survive.Take care .Amein.

@chandini241

3 жыл бұрын

@@markdemell6087 huh?

8:10 I got an ad here and so it went like “Sorry guys, that’s wrong. There are hundreds of examples I could choose but I’ll use this *old spice moisturizing shampoo”*

@Cringe_Controller_Cameron

3 ай бұрын

For me it was “But I’ll choose *SECRET CLINICAL ANTIPERSPIRANT”*

@azealiabanksfangirl123

Ай бұрын

not funny

@shrekiscool4743

Ай бұрын

​@@azealiabanksfangirl123 okay? Nice opinion dude, literally no-one cares

@azealiabanksfangirl123

Ай бұрын

@@shrekiscool4743 why are u getting so offended this isn’t even ur comment bonehead

@user-rk1ij1dx1j

Ай бұрын

@@azealiabanksfangirl123 comedy is subjective

There is nothing to a flat earth argument aside from an argument from incredulity. It really boils down to “why can’t I see the curve with my own eyes?” And then completely refuse to listen to the answer.

@worsethanhitlerpt.2539

2 ай бұрын

Ive never seen Scarlet Johansens tits with my own eyes, should I doubt they exist?

@janenmarelia

2 ай бұрын

That is exactly what they do, one of them presents a picture to me with ships on the ocean. Now I am a sailor so I explain exactly what we see on the picture, why it proves the earth is not flat and how you can see it. No way you get a reaction on that. They just simply ignore the simple fact that I am the expert here that has looked out over the see since 1980, I know what you see on a picture like that.

@alanmichael5619

23 күн бұрын

​@@janenmareliaI've seen flat earthers trying to argue with pilots about how planes work. The sheer arrogance and stupidity is truly mind-boggling.

@The_ZeroLine

5 күн бұрын

And you can see the curve with your own eyes. That’s the funniest part.

99% of the flat earther's arguments are: I dont understand this therefore it must be impossible

@enhaxed7839

2 жыл бұрын

Completely ignoring the fact that you would have to understand it to know if it was impossible.

@retronax4346

2 жыл бұрын

or "i don't understand this but i'll still use it as proof to support my bullshit" like timezones, airlines and light refraction. They don't understand a single thing they're talking about and that's why they're so convinced of all this.

@123telamon

2 жыл бұрын

99% of religious people, we cannot explain this, therefore god

@harrydavey9884

2 жыл бұрын

That's not the basis of religion at all. Ironically, you've taken the flat earther approach to understanding religion. "I don't have the information, therefore it must be this". Religion is based on proven community guidelines that have preserved successful culture for thousands of years. Also, just to be clear. There are literally hundreds of thousands of historic records of the existence of Jesus Christ. Was he God in the form of a human? Who knows, but everybody alive at the time certainly seemed to think so. Ask yourself this... What year is it? That should give you a little more perspective on the cultural importance of religion.

@mdcclxxviepluribusunum1066

2 жыл бұрын

@@harrydavey9884 no there isn’t.

To be completely fair the flat earthers made a very compelling point when they said “maybe I’m just a stupid flat earther.”

@Trruuu_

7 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@williamreeves4025

7 ай бұрын

He was stupidly correct as well! Lol

@queezle4277

7 ай бұрын

Sacrasmception

@user-Ados-amerika

7 ай бұрын

And here's what you and here's what you didn't know my friend did you know that professor Dave is a consultant with some of the top aerospace defense contractors and a consultant to NASA and has got numerous grants in the aerospace industry wow you didn't know that did you it's all about what you know and how you just like that chick that does her show about no space what I found out that she works for a company that gives a grant from NASA to produce space documentaries now we can't have NASA hiring whack jobs can we NASA won't Yes Men not globe earthers after all they don't want to bite the hand that them

@lznz3216

7 ай бұрын

​​@@user-Ados-amerika Your English is absolutely awful. None of that changes the fact that Dave had completely dismantled the entire flat earth conspiracy, and you have absolutely no counter arguments against him. Please educate yourself and stop being a sheep to conmen

I watch this video every year. It keeps me grounded in reality after a year of KZread videos.

@adako25

3 ай бұрын

😂

@shadowlazers

2 ай бұрын

Same . every 6months or so I revisit it..these 2 trying to discredit Dave is gold ...plus Prof Dave is much better when he's pissed!

How to be flat earther 1. Dont graduate elementry 2. Say science does not actually exsist 3. Make up random stuff 4. When counter-argued againt made-up stuff, say what they are saying is silly 5. Think your correct and always correct even againt indisputible evidence

@mattirealm

Сағат бұрын

Upvoted. Also, 6. Be a closet theist that clearly believes in magic and bullshit and books that contain lies from 1000's of years ago.

Anyone else scrolling down the comments looking for flat earthers?🧐

@demon_xd_

4 жыл бұрын

🙋

@CiperSyntax

4 жыл бұрын

Totally me

@demon_xd_

4 жыл бұрын

Well that’s a very small time between my reply and the next one...

@CiperSyntax

4 жыл бұрын

@@demon_xd_ I guess... Now it's even shorter

@wildkard6842

4 жыл бұрын

Mayhaps

Funny how he's basically explaining basic physics to a bunch of 40 year old men

@ThomasNimmesgern

3 жыл бұрын

So funny it's sad.

@mxdnightex9399

3 жыл бұрын

God this Flat Earthers are stupid didnt learn anything they just look throught youtube and say taht is the answer didnt even bother looking for more research or news if its really correct or not

@felixwinter3173

3 жыл бұрын

40 year old men with the intelligence of a 10 year old.

@philaypeephilippotter6532

3 жыл бұрын

@@felixwinter3173 Please believe me when I tell you that the vast majority of 10 year olds are much more intelligent than an extremely bright _flaturtha._

@jaxxrr

3 жыл бұрын

fucking hell that Bob Knodel guy actually triggered me, they should just send them into space with a 30 minutes of oxygen so the last thing they see is the GLOBE they lived on..

It feels like any flat earther will try to use only a single equation or law of physics at a time when trying to explain how they "understand" what they're saying, when in reality all of physics is happening at the exact same time. The laws of physics are not taking turns acting on the universe. Love your content Dave.

@victorfinberg8595

3 ай бұрын

no flat earther has ever used any equation correctly they don't even understand the difference between rotational and linear motion

I've heard flerfers cite electromagnetism a number of times, proposing it as an alternative to gravity, and yet none of them seem to have bothered to try building an anti-gravity device, which should be very easy to do if their hypothesis is correct. Come on guys! World's easiest Nobel prize just waiting for you.

@warmachineuk

3 ай бұрын

Never mind the Nobel prize, the US military would fund Boeing to hire you with a full aircraft lab. You'd be swimming in money as well as praise. Generating an electromagnetic field is a lot simpler than generating lift with wings and jet engines. Even if the result performs worse than jet fighters, militaries need transport aircraft that are much easier to maintain, can have multiple engines for failsafe, and doesn't melt decks with Osprey jet exhaust. This is the kind of technological advantage the US seeks. The US military would kill, literally, to get such an engine built for them.

@user-fw6et6xk6f

2 ай бұрын

@@warmachineuk remember that the US military would confiscate any proof of a flat earth

@samstromberg5593

Ай бұрын

HOLD UP Dude I've never thought about this Sorry fellas, gonna have to be a flat earther now so I can be the richest guy on the disk

@Ta-bd7tx

Ай бұрын

You can literally introduce charge to something to make it float.

@samstromberg5593

Ай бұрын

@@Ta-bd7tx So why isn't it commercialized yet? If we can just magnetize something to make it fly, why don't I own a speeder yet?

"I didn't research flat earth enough" It's impossible to research flat earth, every flat earther has a different view on it and they almost always contradict each other

@viddork

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda sounds like religions, doesn't it?

@JCW7100

3 жыл бұрын

@@viddork Yep.

@g-9222

3 жыл бұрын

It's impossible to do any research on a flat earth, BECAUSE it does not exist.

@Richardrefund

3 жыл бұрын

Every Man/Woman is entitled to their own opinions. Use your own senses and come to your own. Arguing about different opinions, solves nothing but does serve to prove that we have a lot to learn.

@ImperatorZed

3 жыл бұрын

@@Richardrefund People are entitled to their own opinions, not their own facts.

One problem, Dave. How can you burst their flat-earther bubbles when their bubbles are not spheres?

@smug3636

2 жыл бұрын

oh dang

@Cyridi31

2 жыл бұрын

gottem

@menace2society923

2 жыл бұрын

Good question 🤣 they think the earth is flat, and everything else is rounded 🤣

@user-fx7xv1dc5c

2 жыл бұрын

It's a flat bubble Duh

@simonmultiverse6349

2 жыл бұрын

Not "Flat Earthers" -- they should be called two-dimensional BALLS.

I jumped HALO for 21 years for the military and I can promise you gravity is real. Very real.

@brianknappdenver

26 күн бұрын

I would argue static line always feels more real, but I’m a dive team dude so gravity doesn’t feel as real when we’re doing that. lol

@jimjohnston526

25 күн бұрын

@@brianknappdenver Got it . USAF Pararescue 21 years 1988-2009 so I dove a lot too. I’m now a flight instructor and how these goofballs come up with no gravity is crazy.

i like how their only counter-argument is to say “i knew you would say that dave”

@danielyuan9862

3 жыл бұрын

If they knew Dave would say that then why does he need to say it? Maybe it's because they actually don't know he would say that, but only something like that?

@quanchuloo4333

3 жыл бұрын

@@danielyuan9862 nah, what they are trying to say us that he is predictable and use it to brush whatever he said off as if it’s wrong just because they knew he was going to say that

@Cheepchipsable

3 жыл бұрын

"We can't allow that, Dave..."

@aeyempire

3 жыл бұрын

We knew you were going to say 2+2=4 dave!

@christofohmchitsawangde1656

3 жыл бұрын

If they anticipated it accurately that someone probably will oppose their theory and if truly "They knew Dave would say that", then why didn't they answer it beforehand? (Dave's Questions and arguments)

I can't comment. I'm from Australia and therefore I don't exist.

@basketvector7311

4 жыл бұрын

Do you walk around on your hands all day?

@sallybalkin8507

4 жыл бұрын

@@basketvector7311 Haha. What hands? This is the WORST identity crisis.

@xVallan

3 жыл бұрын

nah you are just on "Dark Earth" the downside of the flat earth which is covered by constant darkness and houses the most terrible creatures Earth has to offer, the antarctic treaty is just supposed to protect us light siders from them and stop us from joining them in our hubris!

@rompevuevitos222

3 жыл бұрын

@@xVallan Well, Australia DOES house some of the most terrible creatures on earth

@sirius8511

3 жыл бұрын

1. This is a comment so it is false, creating a paradox. 2.It's Canada that doesn't exist, not Australia.

My big question is - if the Earth is flat and therefore must have 2 sides, what's on the other side ? Why has no one explored it yet?

@benjaminjones8782

28 күн бұрын

the other side is where the evil democrat jew nazi lizards lair is and that's why they lie to us about the earth /s

@WesleyvanTilburg

26 күн бұрын

it's on the back of a turtle :D

@ericb3157

26 күн бұрын

oh, a flat-earther once told me that earth is sitting on top of "a giant cylinder of Dark Matter."

@WesleyvanTilburg

26 күн бұрын

@@ericb3157 seems legit, so basically we are all flushing down the drain on a disk full of sh*t 😌

@grinmace4834

24 күн бұрын

​@@benjaminjones8782 Dear god...... Kanye west's birthplace 😱 /if you think this isn't a joke I'm sending you to detroit

I stumbled across your channel after watching a video from Sci Man Dan. Genuinely had me giggling. Good work and great delivery. 👍🏻

Literally every response to Dave’s questions - “hahaha, Dave is dumb. I win. Next topic…”

@wojciechsura

2 жыл бұрын

@Joce C You know what, this is insane, that anti-vaccine-themed channels are taken down and flat-earth-themed channels are not. At least anti-vacciners have *some* arguments grounded in statistics and facts, while flat-earthers have literally none.

@shaman9628

2 жыл бұрын

@@wojciechsura You make it appear to be as though those with freewill are evil. Who the hell is anyone to force anything upon anyone?! Oh wait, fascists. We as a species are out of balance ⚖️. Too far to the left you have loss of Liberty and too far to the right you have loss of liberty. "Our earthly masters don't give a damn about you, your family or your destiny with God, all that they have ever cared about is ruling the whole damned world 🌎"

@bendrowned8506

2 жыл бұрын

@@shaman9628 explain then why statistically infection rates of most diseases went down after they made vaccine for them

@shaman9628

2 жыл бұрын

@@bendrowned8506 Says who? The media?

@joelhoon1707

2 жыл бұрын

@@shaman9628 Our world is being attacked by a worldwide disease that is deadly to the masses and could threaten us for the rest of time if we don't do anything about it. If you say it's fake, you're going to spread the disease of both misinformation and, well, the worldwide disease. There. If you weren't brought to the bidding of the leaders, it's because I'm not a leader, and either way, I warned you. Plus, it should work if you're a normal person too, and I can tell it did not work. The whole quote has been debunked.

“It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person.” - Bill Murray cinespia.

@planetearth2249

3 жыл бұрын

Wonderfully demonstrated with the sheer and absolute stupidity of.. Pretty much every flat-Earther on this planet that hasn't realized they're following a massive hoax, Globebusters included

@christophvonpezold4699

3 жыл бұрын

“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.” - Mark Twain

@vincesaenz2760

3 жыл бұрын

Oh god no hope that’s not a real one

@accountlol7409

3 жыл бұрын

Overused but true

@Fruitsmymainispomgranates

3 жыл бұрын

It’s just near impossible because they never stop

It’s really hard to watch so many people be so confidently wrong… I’m like 50% convinced that at least half of the flerfers don’t actually believe their own stuff, they’ve just never had friends or been a part of something before, and enjoy it so much they don’t want to lose it

@qball7362

Ай бұрын

It's basically the adult version of a teenager rebelling. They are proving the man wrong.

So if Flat Earth physics are real, ..couldn't I backwards longjump?

@Ducky-qy1cn

6 күн бұрын

Probably

"Arguing with a smart person is hard. But arguing with an idiot is impossible" that's why we don't argue with flat earthers.

@LazyDrunkSpy

2 жыл бұрын

That's a Quote for History

@blendyboi5023

2 жыл бұрын

*argues with an idiot anyways*

@joanniebacus

2 жыл бұрын

Don't call flat earthers idiots It's offensive to idiots

@blendyboi5023

2 жыл бұрын

@@joanniebacus I-

@athornbo7937

2 жыл бұрын

@@waynedem468 so you're E-10?

How are they using terms like "HemiSPHERE" and "AtmoSPHERE" while trying to imply that the earth is FLAT ?!

@Corejanjan

2 жыл бұрын

Oh my god, there is no need for long theoretical discussion. This is all they need. I laughed so HARD

@MrNobo15

2 жыл бұрын

HemiFlat and AtmoFlat?? 😂😂😂 it sounds really dumb

@mevkok

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrNobo15 Well their entire idea sounds really dumb... but they still believe it xD

@FrankyDigital2000

2 жыл бұрын

Because they are all idiots.

@johnjohn-br9bz

2 жыл бұрын

because they are all dome shaped

so we had Jism and Bob Super Noodle Doodle ( RIP ) who was the other deeper voice? Is he still with globebusters?

@ProfessorDaveExplains

3 ай бұрын

the morgile, he's a meth addict doing basically nothing

@hor80

3 ай бұрын

Morgile was with crazy Oakleys gang the last time i heard him babble. And they were slandering David Weiss. It was quite fun to hear.

@mango6591

3 ай бұрын

oh hi Dave, I'm glad you still reply to comments here, I watch this video whenever I feel dumb and need to remember at least I'm not as dumb as globe busters​@@ProfessorDaveExplains

The disc accelerating upwards is also a stupid model because if the flat earth is constantly accelerating at 9.8m/s^2 then we would hit the speed of light on the 354th day.

@extravagantpanda7962

18 күн бұрын

Nope! It would get closer and closer to the speed of light but never actually reach it, after any amount of time. This is because of the way special relativity (which imposes the "light speed limit" in the first place) works. What you said only works if we ignore special relativity, which is sometimes fine to do when making approximations in the non-relativistic limit, but in this case we are very much working in the relativistic limit so ignoring special relativity will give wildly inaccurate results (such as a speed greater than lightspeed, as you have found). Don't get me wrong, the earth is definitely not a flat disk constantly accelerating in one direction at 1g, there are many flaws with this "model", but "the earth would eventually reach light speed" is not one of them.

@flamingburritto

18 күн бұрын

@@extravagantpanda7962 I see. But even if we don't reach light speed, wouldn't travelling around the universe at 99.999999% the speed of light cause some visible changes? For example, is the solar system moving with us? Is the moon moving with us? How are constellations not changing on a per day basis if we are moving this fast across the universe.

@victorfinberg8595

17 күн бұрын

@@flamingburritto you're not going to get a useful answer to those questions here, because the answers are too complex for this primitive forum. but the answers are well known

@extravagantpanda7962

17 күн бұрын

@@flamingburritto Oh for sure there are plenty of problems with the idea. It basically only makes any sense at all if you concede that are no planets, moons, stars, etc., it's all just lights on a dome above the earth (flat earthers already believe this nonsense anyway...). Then the earth would just be accelerating into empty space, so you wouldn't have to worry about whether the rest of the solar system etc. is traveling with the earth. This is obviously absurd though. There's probably 1000 problems with this "theory" lol, I was just pointing out that your initial calculation doesn't account for relativity and that the earth would never actually reach light speed after any amount of time.

@hamzamotara4304

14 күн бұрын

Light would be so blue-shifted that red lights would look green. ​@@flamingburritto

this video is a painstaking roller-coaster of losing and regaining brain cells

@violenceisfun991

3 жыл бұрын

Just like meth👌

@pumpkin8222

3 жыл бұрын

I saw a video of globe busters, I lost 10000000 braincells, I did not have any brai cells, so I have a negetive amount of braincells

@enclavef

3 жыл бұрын

@@pumpkin8222 Are you ok? A negative amount doesn't seem healthy, seems like you will create a space-time vortex

@akolima9504

3 жыл бұрын

I think it would create more a flat earth moron then something else because they spawn from nothing

@generaln.gabriel1240

3 жыл бұрын

Fools i'm immune to such nonsense sine i already poses a iq in the negative

Fun saying I heard once: Biology is really chemistry. Chemistry is really physics. Physics is really math. Math is really hard.

@vali69

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the chuckle

@rashoietolan3047

3 жыл бұрын

Defeatist humor How degenerative

@getmeoutofsanfrancisco9917

3 жыл бұрын

@@rashoietolan3047 what

@bobbart4198

3 жыл бұрын

@@rashoietolan3047 Nope. Just Humor. Grow up and get a life.

@havikparris7675

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobbart4198 how does rasho saying that... Suggest he is not old enough or doesnt have a life? It is humor , it is defeatist and degenerative...

So I checked. As far as I know, this is the first episode with the modern haircut. This was the episode that split the classical and modern Dave. The modern haircut symbolizes that he means BUSINESS to these science deniers. This is where the good professor became a legend.

I don't pretend to understand physics very well, but I swear I felt myself getting stupider listening to the flatearthers justified their beliefs. I'm glad Professor Dave reassured me I hadn't forgotten my physics. Sometimes you get the impression that they are clutching at straws rather than explaining anything.

@mica_edits6713

Ай бұрын

I swear I lost half my brain cells whenever those flat earthers start talking and regain them when Dave talks😂(humor)

@timmellor2599

Ай бұрын

@@mica_edits6713 Like the Darwin Awards, they do a greater good for society by being proud of their stupidity guiding others so that they don't make the same mistakes!

The only thing flat-earthers have to fear is sphere itself.

@callmeangie867

2 жыл бұрын

Hehehehe

@iximusic

2 жыл бұрын

bravo! 😂

@rockradstone

2 жыл бұрын

@@iximusic I'm not taking credit for that line. It cracks me up! 😅

@yourfellowpancake6335

2 жыл бұрын

What a clever dad joke! I’m dying of laughter!

@KutWrite

2 жыл бұрын

Best comment I've seen here.

I failed physics but wow, these people really make me feel a lot better about my own intelligence edit: After a little over a year I feel it's worth mentioning that this was during the pandemic. I suffered from a pretty bad depressive episode and lost a lot of motivation to do well in school, and this class was the one that affected me the most. Normally I really enjoy science, but a bad teacher can certainly ruin a potentially enjoyable subject and crush your hopes and dreams about anything remotely concerning it. The physics teacher I had wasn't a good person and his teaching style was very incompatible with mine. I wasn't on a 504 or IEP, but it wouldn't have mattered anyways because my friends who have accomodations for their learning disabilities/chronic health issues who had his class mentioned that he didn't give accomodations and believed them to be unfair to other students. Obviously you are LEGALLY REQUIRED to offer accomodations for students who are eligible for them. I'm not too sure what the hell he was thinking, nor how he had been teaching for a past decade whilst thinking of all of the other past students who needed accomodations but never got them. In fact, he was so unempathetic during remote learning that he kept his already strict standards for grading. Many other classes had tried to make their grading more lenient because people had been struggling during remote learning, but him? Oh hell no. He failed nearly a quarter-third of our graduating class, and while I get that physics is a difficult subject, if a disproportionate amount of kids are failing your class or are even trying to purposefully avoid doing your work knowing how it wouldn't matter, there is a reason for that. There are other reasons why I *mildly dislike* my freshman year physics teacher: like I said, he wasn't a good person and he openly complained about his middle son in front of class and often used his children as frames of reference to compare our work to his. For context, I live in Massachusetts and we are required to take MCAS, which is our version of standardized testing, and pass it in order to graduate. If you score in an advanced range in all of your subjects, then you are eligible for a John and Abigail Adams Scholarship which provides tuition for up to eight semesters for undergraduate education in a Massachusetts state school. He made it a point that his other children had gotten the scholarship, except for his middle son. On a surface level, this just seems like something that was mentioned in passing, but it revealed a lot about him to me. Normally you shouldn't use your children as frames of reference for comparing your students' work to them. This was also what I only witnessed during the times I bothered to pay attention in his class; people in other classes had talked about how he'd call his middle son a disappointment. I went on a bit of a tangent there, as this was supposed to be more as to why I got a less than ideal grade in freshman physics, but it's something I feel very strongly about. Of course, I can't deny that my depressive episode wasn't a factor as to why I didn't get a good grade, (My grade for the year was actually a D-,. but I failed one of the quarters) but before then I had been a straight-A honors student and I've worked very hard to try and get my GPA back up to what it was. I've been driven by a lot of spite to be more successful than my physics teacher, but I know I have to let it go eventually. Being a straight-A student gives students a bit of a complex, and I heavily dislike how the school system elicits such competition within students which leads to lots of stress. At that point, school isn't necessarily about learning anymore, it's just a reflection of how hard you can work and get a good grade as a result. Failing physics made me feel like shit about my intelligence for a long time, which is why I said "make me feel a lot better about my own intelligence" as if I didn't think of myself highly in that aspect. So, moral of the story, if you are a teacher and you have a student that needs accomodations, FOLLOW THEM. Also, if you're a student and you have a crappy teacher, speak up about it with other people. Don't beat yourself up about your intelligence, as there are many other things that you excel at apart from that one subject you failed freshman year of highschool. If I can get through it, so can you.

@Roozyj

3 жыл бұрын

Even if you failed a subject, you can still choose who's information about the subject you trust xD following the right people is a sign of intelligence as well, imo

@Plusle843

3 жыл бұрын

Did you fail at equasions, or some harder theory, or what? Calculus/higher education is not for everyone. However, You know FACTSm such as planet curvature smakes you think that ship is going down into water. Or that In different hemispheres you see different starts rotating id different directions. Basic OBSERVATION. All it requires is simple LOGIC. Not some complex formulas to calculate values, etc...

@Roozyj

3 жыл бұрын

@@Plusle843 Wow, you sound angry

@dimtheblender2120

3 жыл бұрын

@@Plusle843 to be fair, I was in a depressive slump while taking that class so it was difficult for me to focus and motivate myself to study lol. if I FORCED myself to pay attention then I could retain information, albeit for only a short period of time and since many subjects in physics overlap with each other, I kept struggling with it. I'd say I struggled both with the math portion and conceptual aspects of physics. it's just not my jam, I'm a lot better with biology and social sciences

@Plusle843

3 жыл бұрын

@@Roozyj Where am I angry? I asked the guy where he failed. If he failed at harder courses there is no shame in that, difficult stuff is not for everyone. However, unlike flatearthers this guy could never fail at basic logic. Such as shortest distance is straight line, observation of different stars at night(observation), and common sense.

The thing about the “shooting a bullet at a lighthouse” thing that makes it so funny to me- for long-distance shooting, like military snipers, you actually *do* have to account for the Earth's rotation.

@hamzamotara4304

14 күн бұрын

But inertia?!

@ethanmiller3200

13 күн бұрын

@@hamzamotara4304 I’m honestly not an expert, but it’s the Coriolis effect; on bullets fired from a gun, the effect is extremely slight but it is there. The deflection is minimal enough that it usually isn’t a factor, but for extremely long ranges, like over 400 yards, you do need to compensate for it.

Lunar eclipse disproves flat earth.

@muggsylauer2683

3 ай бұрын

We all know this already.

@Alice_Sweicrowe

3 ай бұрын

@@muggsylauer2683 apparently flat earthers don't

@DemocracyOfficer2485

3 ай бұрын

Basically everything disproves flat earth

@Alice_Sweicrowe

3 ай бұрын

@@DemocracyOfficer2485 Reality does usually trump fantasy. It can take a while, but it does happen.

@jeebus2313

3 ай бұрын

A lot of things disprove Flat Earther. Unfortunately the Flat Earthers haven't gotten that memo yet.

Man, I wish “quantum calculations” were fake. That semester of P-chem was brutal.

@Kday-tm8dj

2 жыл бұрын

Eklectic!

@Kday-tm8dj

2 жыл бұрын

How aren’t you verified?

@kazti5206

2 жыл бұрын

yo eklektik didn’t realize you were back

@th3g4mingexp3rt5

2 жыл бұрын

Love your vids!

@Npfifyfour_

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kday-tm8dj Because you have to ask KZread or sign some applications to get an verification. He probably hasn’t asked them yet or he didn’t meet the requirements to get a check mark

Flat earther: "Correct me if I'm wrong." Things flat earthers should never say.

@ipissed

4 жыл бұрын

Ironically it is what gets them hits on their channels and put's money in their pockets. That's exactly what they want.

@officialtwat5713

4 жыл бұрын

People are stupid (flat earthers)

@user-fj6kk1vo8n

4 жыл бұрын

*CORRECTS THEM*

@wezlo8328

4 жыл бұрын

Dave did correct him, but it fell on deaf ears! 😂

@frenchwaffl

4 жыл бұрын

“Sure, I can do that whenever you need me to”

the problem isn't thinking the world is flat or round. The problem is the people who believe the world is flat inevitably start talk about jewish conspiracies, illuminati, etc, because it all fits together. Once a person believes one absurdity they will start to believe every absurdity.

@Entomology314

Ай бұрын

It truly is a gateway conspiracy.

@scottgodfrey7118

Ай бұрын

@@Entomology314 That's the problem. And since proof against the conspiracy is taken to be by the nebulous organization the more paranoid these people get. It never ends.

@webobin5988

2 күн бұрын

@@Entomology314 flat earth is a TERRIBLE gateway conspiracy, its only reserved for those who are extremely gullible, will not do any due dilligence, and are lacking a lot of basic fundamental knowledge regarding the natural world. 9/11 conspiracies are much better, they are much more convincing (maybe its true??).

Dave, if the earth was round, why when i pour water on an object with no strong gravitational pull on a gravity well, it instead follows the laws of physics instead of following my made up big mac earth model?

As a new zealander/kiwi, I can confirm we have a massive military budget that is about a third of the US military budget, and its sole reason is for guarding 1 third of the south Antarctic wall. Reason being that we are one of the closest and are part of the antartic treaty. Its a hefty job but pays super well. 😊

@user-lx8zw2rc1x

3 ай бұрын

The smile makes this a joke

@entrialof

5 күн бұрын

​@@user-lx8zw2rc1xand the other parts didn't?

The best line of the video, "I am sorry that astronomical events don't conform to your lifespan"

@DeanCole

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bnslamb stupid autocorrect. I spelled it wrong and it just changes it on my phone. Always reread your comments on your phone. LOL I fixed it.

@Heinz76Harald

2 жыл бұрын

ya, love that line XD

@isaacgruver7061

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly sounds like a deep quote from a science fiction novel or something said by a robot to a human

@user-vf1zw3wn3m

2 жыл бұрын

I didnt live during ww2 so it cant be real no way to prove it :p

@alistairwright3464

2 жыл бұрын

“That dosent make them fake”

“Maybe it’s because I’m a stupid flat earther” Well you don’t gotta call yourself out like that

@romannod5191

3 жыл бұрын

Probably the one time I agreed with a flat earther

@PrometheusEpimetheus

3 жыл бұрын

"Oh thank god I didn't wanna say it myself"

@rasputinputin8103

3 жыл бұрын

Believing in a flat earth is like believing in a god. It's a mental illness. Simple.

@EI_Greko

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah they don't have to call them selves that, that's why we exist to call them that

the only correct thing globebusters said was "maybe I’m just a stupid flat earther"

This video has undoubtedly won its spot as Dave's most popular video, I can't keep track of how many times I keep coming back to it! 😂

I'm surprised flat earthers still say "hemisphere" and not hemiflat

@taspats3930

2 жыл бұрын

Or "atmosphere" and not atmoflat..

@dogwalker666

2 жыл бұрын

They are trying atmoplane.

@kycilay

2 жыл бұрын

just moved to the northern hemicircle physics dont exist here 😩

@rainbowrain9895

2 жыл бұрын

Hemicircle

@catcat7910

2 жыл бұрын

Homicircle

Their response to everything: "electromagnetism, DAVE." the way they said Dave made me chuckle.

@Ro_Gaming

2 жыл бұрын

@OwO *ThE eLeCtRoMaGnEtIsM*

@Good9tTo9t

2 жыл бұрын

Their*

@scienceenthusiast194

2 жыл бұрын

Do these flat earth idiots even know the definition of "electromagnetism".

@kabirvariava4031

2 жыл бұрын

@@Good9tTo9t sorry simple mistake

@Good9tTo9t

2 жыл бұрын

@@kabirvariava4031 wow you actually corrected the mistake that's a first

"Personal domes" is just about the funniest and stupidest thing I've ever heard of

@philhogan5623

15 күн бұрын

My personal dome has unicorns and rainbows and lollipop trees.

@CepheusMappy

15 күн бұрын

Time to name my stars suckadick and sunburnlover

@rare80

3 күн бұрын

​@@philhogan5623 Really?! My dome is filled with doubt, misery, and overdue bills. I got ripped off.

"I'm a stupid flat-Earther" Literally the ONLY truthful thing the flerf said during the entire video

As much as they frustrate me, I have to admit that it's because of flat earthers that I'm constantly becoming more educated about physics, ecology, astronomy, and debate

@Mauro41180

2 жыл бұрын

At least flat earthers have a positive outcome: to show the world how we, as human beings, should NOT be!

@dunningkruger3774

2 жыл бұрын

My wife was frustrated that I was listening to basic physics and astronomy vs flat-tard logic. I told her that I was learning while laughing.

@nafsii04

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I actually watch these videos for the sole purpose of having a better understanding of physics. It kinda helps.

@greg77389

2 жыл бұрын

The Globebusters are highly successful trolls, and fools like you and Dave fall for them so hard. Notice how no successful and self-respecting scientist, professor, or KZreadr bothers responding to flat-earthers. That's because they're smart enough to realize they're just trolls and they have better things to do with their time. I can tell from this one video that Dave is an amateur just by the fact he made a 45 minute video in response to KZread trolls. I also caught him making a foolish mistake when he implied there is no absolute frame of reference or that all motion is relative (these are merely unprovable assumptions that were purported by Einstein and are neither necessary nor implied by empirical evidence). Dave clearly needs to do more research to correct his biased misconceptions.

@dunningkruger3774

2 жыл бұрын

@@greg77389 At what point does a troll with millions of views become a detriment to society and general education? Is it ok for these trolls to go unchallenged if they are "confusing" millions of otherwise normal, albeit "less formally educated" people? It is a good thing to debate a so called "influencer" who is muddying the waters of science with pseudoscience.

I love how their counter argument for the Cavendish experiment was literally “Yeah, whatever”

@deusmorthem441

2 жыл бұрын

ive debated flat earthers, and their argument against Cavendish is literally "there was no independent variable". they are sick people with nothing but scripts.

@KandiMan

2 жыл бұрын

Makes no sense, since the experiment can be replicated by anyone. If they want to disprove it, they should just run the experiment and observe the results. If gravity between the masses isn’t seen, they win. Simple. Right? 🤦

@blackice9088

2 жыл бұрын

That's their version of "God did it..."

@soph-333

2 жыл бұрын

Memento mori

@generik7414

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/on5hmc2bkau7l7A.html I haven't seen this yet but it looks like it might be trying to debunk it.

>brings up luminiferous aether wow what year is this, 1875?

I really loved the "we do real science and dont just make things up, anyway no matter how much proof you bring youre simply wrong." from globebusters

Intellect has its limits, stupidity is boundless.

@Coteee_

4 жыл бұрын

Lucian haha so true

@Atomchild

4 жыл бұрын

@I Coroa "Earth's spherical concave" Please explain that Also Please explain how straight-line geodetic survey proves "Earth's spherical concave"

@Atomchild

4 жыл бұрын

@I Coroa kzread.info/dash/bejne/Z6yXj9SHf6y5gag.html

@Pinko-Diamond

4 жыл бұрын

@@Atomchild www.reddit.com/r/woooosh/

@hreader

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, if there are any limits to human stupidity I'd like to know what they are!

Why are they using the term 'hemisphere' anyways? The term literally translates to 'half ball'.

4 жыл бұрын

Oh they're just trolling us, they know that to win the argument they've got to stoop to our level of misunderstanding and use terms we can understand 😂

@normalhuman9260

4 жыл бұрын

What I'd like to know is why are things in the hemisphere called "asteroids" but things on your ass are called "hemriods",shouldn't it be the other way around?

@ernestmac13

4 жыл бұрын

Not a flatearther but, hemisphere means half, as one could refer to half a circle as the right or left hemisphere. Medicine uses to describe when, rather then removing a love from the brain; they remove one whole side/hemisphere. While typically hemisphere like posterior and anterior refer to 3D objects; one could draw a one dimensional object and designate one side the front and the other the back, or one side anterior and the other side posterior. If you decided this 2D object into two sides, front back or left right; you could refer to each half as a hemisphere.

@ernestmac13

4 жыл бұрын

As is typical these indoctrinated flatearthers don't understand but believe their uneducated views are true. Much like religion, these guys resort to personal attacks rather then provide evidence.

@ernestmac13

4 жыл бұрын

Much like the conspiracy nuts who claim school.shootings are being staged, those involved in such a hoax would be prone to sharing it with those close to them, and the more involved in said hoax and the grander the hoax; the more likely the truth would be revieled. As this channel owner points out, with so many individuals in so many fields of science participating in the supposed flatearth's conspiracies, it would be nearly impossible to not have the truth surface. I got vaccines for over 50 years, and have had no issues. These but jobs need to look up the history of vaccines to see how major cities across the US and world were overwhelmed by viruses like, yellow fever, smallpox, whooping cough, scarlet fever, polio, etc. We see less resistance in 3rd world countries over getting vaccines as, their people have grown up.seeing the negative results including death that not having a vaccine brings.

Dave condescending tone could be a rhetorical turn-off to some, but I think it’s completely warranted. These people aren’t going to be convinced. It’s about showing the rest of the world that these clowns are that dangerous.

@404User-Not-Found

2 ай бұрын

I mean they're not really dangerous per se... It's not like someone will commit crimes because the earth is flat or whatever. More like, they're spreading misinformation.

@CepheusMappy

2 ай бұрын

Yea, deserved.

@insertusername132

2 ай бұрын

@@404User-Not-Found they're the same dummies that hate vaccines. that distrust can actually end up killing someone though.

If conservation of momentum didn't exist, Tony hawk wouldn't have a career. Tony hawk has a career, earth is round. If the earth was flat, we would grind on the edge.

"we don't understand science so you people who do must be wrong" -every flat earther ever

@f1shb0nes72

2 жыл бұрын

As i've heard, the origin of modern flat earthers was a group of people thought science was too complicated so they made their own, and in their findings, the earth was flat. they were not formally educated in any of these sciences. so literally, yes.

@Dmennn

2 жыл бұрын

@@rayzimmermin First of all, please consider using punctuation in your writing. Second, I am not entirely sure what you are trying to prove here. I don't think he misunderstood the experiment at all. To me, it seems like he was generalizing, giving the most straightforward answer possible so people could understand easily. As you said, almost everyone knows about air resistance. So obviously that would affect the experiment. But the baseline thing he was trying to explain is that you still gain the momentum, but he never said other forces cannot affect that momentum. He was generalizing. And also to be fair, it's not like he was actually giving them a detailed guide on what to do, because chances are, they would ignore it completely and choose to keep believing what they believe anyway. The model of a pickup truck is purely a visualization in which the environment is perfect, such as him adding that the truck needs to stay at the exact same speed the entire time. Of course other phenomenon happen, but it's not worth going through them if it isn't needed. Air resistance doesn't directly refute the overall point he was making. And as I was saying, I don't understand what 'side' you are taking? You are nitpicking at one little detail that isn't hard to explain. The majority of people don't see something that someone missed or didn't mention and immediately attribute that to the person not understanding the concept of said thing. It is much more likely that he knows about it, and he just didn't mention it for the purpose of simplicity. Hope that makes sense? Sorry if I seemed rude throughout this explanation. EDIT: I looked at his recent comments. He somewhat seems like a redditor.

@ultrainstinctvegerot4946

2 жыл бұрын

@@f1shb0nes72 I've always thought it was a trolling attempt that got out of hand 🤣

@giollyyyit

2 жыл бұрын

@@rayzimmermin Use punctuation you dimwit Also Who cares + ratio + tldr

@markfergerson2145

2 жыл бұрын

@@rayzimmermin Oooh, you're so smart. Now try it in a closed vehicle without air resistance.

The sad reality is *99%* of flat earthers will never even watch this video.

@enderthedark5843

2 жыл бұрын

@My Internet sucks Did they WATCH the video, though? Or did they click solely to dislike it?

@randomguyonyoutube5875

2 жыл бұрын

@@enderthedark5843 *opens video *dislikes the video *gone

@lucasisofdarkness5423

2 жыл бұрын

Heh nice

@nikolasEMT

2 жыл бұрын

@@randomguyonyoutube5875 nonononono you missed some steps *opens video *"oh hey another one of those idiots" *pauses video before it shows anything *dislikes *leaves

@gloriousrokid9911

2 жыл бұрын

Too bad there’s like, 100?

Now they'll do what got them to believe in this, ignore any sort of logical explanation and call it a lie without thinking about it for a single second.

One question I always have about these flat earth "here's how it could work if the sun moved THIS way" models is that they never explain WHY the sun moves that way, just that it HAS to if the Earth is flat. Nevermind everything else wrong with this model, I guess it all works because the sun just....DECIDES to act in a way that would simulate (or maybe imitate) a gravitational, heliocentric, spherical Earth model. And it does it so perfectly that we were mathematically able to predict it with such precision as to apparently incorrectly conclude that the Earth is not flat. When in reality, the sun and moon are tied to...I don't know...a giant invisible space ceiling fan that spins them around.

@ericb3157

2 ай бұрын

oh, i like to joke that the sun and moon are moved around by magical horses, like in the "my little pony" cartoons.

I love how their argument boils down to: “fuckin magnets, how do they work.”

@petergaskin1811

2 жыл бұрын

Without a spinning nickel/iron core in the centre of a sphere there can be no earth's magnetic field. And with no magnetic field there is no North Pole or South Pole. There is no navigation by compass because there is no North Pole for the compass needle to point to. So magnetism requires a sphere. End of.

@philconey11

2 жыл бұрын

@@petergaskin1811 More specifically, magnetism requires a rapidly rotating sphere or oblate spheroid with a flowing liquid mantle around a solid iron core exciting electrons in order to generate and emit that magnetic field. Mars has a liquid iron/nickel core, and technically that core spins with the planet. That said, it has no liquid mantle and thus has no magnetic field. While the mantle of mars may be hot enough to be ductile or even flow, it doesn't flow with enough intensity to excite electrons in and near the liquid metal. Without this, it won't emit an electromagnetic field. This field would deflect solar radiation and protect the gaseous atmosphere. In the absence of a strong magnetic field, there is no protection for the gaseous atmosphere. Which is why it has very little atmosphere.

@serafeather4507

2 жыл бұрын

I feel kinda dumb cuz I actually never knew how magnets worked and I felt too embarrassed to ask anyone or even Google it just because I was scared of being discovered for not knowing how magnets worked. Thankfully I finally had the tldr version in a comment lol

@thehandsomeknight9449

2 жыл бұрын

@@serafeather4507 yeah if your mom saw that in your search history😬

@serafeather4507

2 жыл бұрын

@@thehandsomeknight9449 Wouldn't be the most embarrassing thing to see in my search history, but would still suck lol

"Don't judge others for their opinion" Their opinion: 2+2=7

@xyleblack2545

11 ай бұрын

If the party says so, then it is true.

@ayushbhardwaj3814

11 ай бұрын

Na man 2+2 is obviously equal to π

@SomewhatClassyGoose

11 ай бұрын

@@xyleblack2545 With the practice of Doublethink, then ignorance is strength.

@darrylgonzalez5251

11 ай бұрын

According to the HAL-9000 in the book (not the movie) 2001: A Space Odyssey, 2+2= approximately 4.10101010. Of course, HAL was malfunctioning at the time.....

@jameskelly-smith1279

11 ай бұрын

If 2×2=4 then 2+2≠4, right?

One argument from flat earthers that I don’t understand (among many others) is how they say it’s in fathomable that the earth is traveling through the galaxy at thousands of miles per hour, yet they claim gravity comes from the earth accelerating upwards at 9.8 m/s^2. If this were really the case, then the earth would be traveling through space A LOT faster than a few thousand miles per hour. I guess they just don’t understand what accelerating at a constant rate does to velocity. Also, mad respect to Dave for still replying to these guys four years later 😂

@ericb3157

Ай бұрын

oh, most of them have given up on that claim, and now they say "Density" holds things down.

@SG2048-meta

8 күн бұрын

They probably don’t even know what acceleration even means. If you drop 2 objects at different times, then the first one you dropped will be falling faster than the second one (until it hits the ground of course). The “accelerating upwards at 9.8m/s^2 model can’t even explain this, and that’s why it’s so funny.

"I'm sorry astronomical phenomena don't conform with your lifespan, but that doesn't make them fake." -- Prof. Dave Explains with a laser wit

As a VFX artist, I love when flat-earthers try to talk to me about CGI.

@xira667

2 жыл бұрын

As a person (functioning brain and stuff), I love when flat-earthers try to talk.

@sudak9150

2 жыл бұрын

If you have time, can you explain exactly what CGI and VFX are? Like, i heard CGI is 3d modeling and VFX could be drawn, or did i just described it as a flat earther would

@countchoculitis1528

2 жыл бұрын

@@sudak9150 CGI is basically computer generated Imagery, so it could encompass more than, but including VFX. Basically anything created in a computer for an image or visual. VFX is the integration of digital elements into live-action footage. So for example Avengers is VFX, and CGI. Toy Story or Shrek are not VFX, but are CGI. That's because the images are 100% computer generated. The actors only provide the voice acting. Hope that helps!

@sudak9150

2 жыл бұрын

@@countchoculitis1528 thank you!

@discussioncorner

2 жыл бұрын

@@countchoculitis1528 This was very insightful,thank you for your post.

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” -Albert Einstein

@bipstymcbipste5641

4 жыл бұрын

That's a good one, Sheev

@leroy5005

4 жыл бұрын

And numbers

@nimphilia

4 жыл бұрын

yess

@olegasprince7256

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@willytv3067

4 жыл бұрын

One great icon citing another Thank you Sheev

One thing i wanted to point out, in your inertial reference frames you never accounted for a vaccum or air friction which would APPEAR to slow your momentum upon jumping from a moving car, and the further away from the equator to the poles DOES affect straight line travel distance (the bullet anology) but the drift at 25 miles would be insurmountably negligable. Love this video, hate flat earthers

yooo 9:35 caught me so off guard hahahah, bro literally got his physics education from looney tunes university💀

Flat earthers:You sound ridiculous!! Also flats earthers:It’s energy from the heavens Edit: For everybody in the comments arguing, whether heavenly energy is real or not is irrelevant, it’s purely the fact that they’re using something completely unprovable to justify their point

@lisztferencz9894

3 жыл бұрын

Oy I believe in round earth and the fact you said that heavenly forces are ridiculous following to your metaphor offends me

@mewmew8932

3 жыл бұрын

@@lisztferencz9894 YOURE FLAT EARTHER

@lisztferencz9894

3 жыл бұрын

@@mewmew8932 I'm not flat earther

@lisztferencz9894

3 жыл бұрын

@@mewmew8932 I'm an rocket scientist

@user-pv7vc9kp9k

3 жыл бұрын

@@lisztferencz9894 "an (consonant starting word)"

“Astrophysics isn’t a real science because you can only observe it” seriously the whole idea of the earth being flat came from one observation: the horizon appeared “flat”

@theunidentifiedchangeling9451

2 жыл бұрын

Very true

@dragconen

2 жыл бұрын

@Joce C I hope this happens quicker one day I've worked with 8 people this year who are flat-earthers I hope they get better.

@jamsistired

2 жыл бұрын

@@dragconen they probably won’t, it’s important to make sure they don’t spread their false information though, that’s the only way to stop the lies

@ownerofastolengun

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamsistired define gravity dickhead

@ownerofastolengun

2 жыл бұрын

Astrophysics is all theoretical dickhead.There’s no science in it clown

I must say, this is one of the most clearest, faultless debunk videos I've seen! Surely there's no room to argue any of it now..?

@sandoumir4348

Ай бұрын

There's lots of room behind the Ice Wall.

i watched a lot of your flat earth videos 3 years ago and i only just found your channel again now. the way you explain things is still just as good as i remembered lol

"It’s hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it’s damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person" - Bill Murray Great video dave, as always.

@undercoveragent9889

2 жыл бұрын

Your beloved Dave is a pro-vaccine shill. Dave's formula - the higher the vaccination rate, the higher the rate of infection = vaccines stop the spread of infection. Sorry dude, _that_ is pseudo-science. Flat-heads are wrong about the shape of the earth, Dave is wrong about vaccines. Check your bias.

@TheDankEngineer

2 жыл бұрын

@@undercoveragent9889 Do you have proof of the claim that "the higher the vaccination rate, the higher the rate of infection"?

@k1llsh0t_87

2 жыл бұрын

@@undercoveragent9889 ok first off where is your so called proof of higher rates of infection and secondly lets say that is true how does that have anything to do with this video?

@Bendetoma

2 жыл бұрын

@@undercoveragent9889 Whataboutism at its finest.

@humanperson2314

2 жыл бұрын

@@undercoveragent9889 ..........................................

If I had a nickel for every time Dave has to say "Sorry!" I'd have enough money to fund a flat-earther cruise to Antarctica to show them that the ice wall doesn't exist.

@ShizukuSeiji

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe you could buy them one way tickets?

@windblazeanims6253

2 жыл бұрын

@@ShizukuSeiji Maybe we could use that money to fund buying them even half functioning brains instead.

@zemstafreda

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, they don't like to be made aware that there is a world outside of America and that NASA is not some supranational organization that is present everywhere

@ShizukuSeiji

2 жыл бұрын

@@jojolafrite90 You are evil, but I like how you think.

@youtubeguy5454

2 жыл бұрын

@@jojolafrite90 hey if the show makes enough money we could possibly get the money we spent sending them their back! And we could make them go to high earth orbit to make more money!

I'm only half way through this but how do they explain the stars being different in the north and south hemispheres? In a flat earth model shouldn't everyone be able to see Polaris?

sooo with a flat earth is the disk sitting on something like a god waiter hand or just falling (falling down of course) or it was thrown in the air by the god hand throwing a plate

“The best thing about being dead is that you don't know about it. It's like being stupid - it's only painful for others.” Ricky Gervais

@theearthisround7498

2 жыл бұрын

yes

@cwbutler47591

2 жыл бұрын

Roflmao

@kingdomlamb7741

2 жыл бұрын

If you're loved being dead could be painful for others, but you wouldn't know that :) So maybe you're the dumb hypocrite? hmmm. Yes, indeed I suppose.

WHY ARE THEY SAYING HEMISPHERE IF THEIR MODEL ISN'T A SPHERE, I'M GONNA CRY

@pheonixxxrose

4 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Rodriguez Wwwwaaaaaaiiiiiittttttttt lol are you serious ?!?!?!?!

@yanou_671

4 жыл бұрын

LOL

@williamlevy6964

4 жыл бұрын

The evil spirit of pride is entering you

@NotHungarian

4 жыл бұрын

hemiSPHERE

@DarkMeta_Minecraft

4 жыл бұрын

Because my dude these are the same people who tell you that science is fake but then try to use science to disprove it 😂

Great article Professor Dave. I especially liked the seasons model because it was like a hellalujah moment for me when I figured it all out, it made so much sense to me. I'm sure I felt myself get smarter after realising how it all worked. Thanks for your commonsense.

I am on a ship now going from Galveston, US, to Cape Town, SA. According to the flat earth map, the best route, shortest and most fuel efficient would be from Galveston to West Africa, and then down along the coast. Instead, we were steaming SE through the Carribean Sea, along the coast of Brazil up to Recife (which would put us at the further most point from our destination, acc. to FE) and then across the South Atlantic, which on their map looks almost as wide as the Pacific? Because...our company is working with NASA and they don't want us to know the truth? Geez, sometimes I wonder if these people realise how big this planet actually is. And I've sailed around it a few times in my 24 years at sea..

I felt genuinely insulted how they casually waved away years of scientific progress just like that.

@DoYou-NotSee

2 жыл бұрын

Scientific assumptions*

@zackrose2035

2 жыл бұрын

@@DoYou-NotSee Science*

@jenkem4464

2 жыл бұрын

@@DoYou-NotSee Oh please do explain. I love it when they come comment on a video that clearly illustrates how stupid they are. This is going to be fun.

@sammy_wills

2 жыл бұрын

@@jenkem4464 lol. Watch him never comment again cause he got called out.

@3MolesInATrenchCoat

2 жыл бұрын

@@DoYou-NotSee your ignorance.

As an ecologist, that abrupt demonstration of their lack of understanding of climatology and ecology did critical damage to my brain. I'm still not convinced that these people actually believe this stuff and aren't just elaborate trolls participating in a deep hobby of seeing how many people they can fool and how angry they can make scientists.

@control_the_pet_population

2 жыл бұрын

Many moons ago, we're talking 20+ years ago when the modern internet was just entering it's infancy, I met a flat earther. He was actually quite engaging and lighthearted about the whole concept... it was almost a * wink wink * thing. He was having fun with it, not so much caring about hardcore science... more a "question everything" vibe crossed with a late 1960s hippie / new age bullshit mentality. He didn't seem to take it too seriously, but his whole mantra was don't take anything too seriously.. question everything and keep an open mind. Fast forward 20 years and the movement warped into what appears to be the perfect storm intersection of delusional people and grifters.

@Angelmou

2 жыл бұрын

Some are just trolls but some are genuine believers in this nonsense. This is obvious like with the flathearther, who built a rocket and died in a crash accident with that vehicle of his...but also recently due to the pandemic some famous flatearthers died due to covid because they denied medical science & help. When it comes to such madness I usually get aware why humanity fights senseless wars or why racism or antisemitism caused horrors and pogromes. Humans are just genuinely convinced to be always right and righteous to such a degree they even die senseless deaths or drag others into their own hubris & caused tragedies.

@Salty010

2 жыл бұрын

they are imbodiment of devil itself if you see nature of devil they are type of monster that intention deviate humanity from truthnot using critical thinking no matter what arguement they cast doubt and divide humanity thats true intention and end up quarell on each other till resort on worst thing.

@GraveUypo

2 жыл бұрын

@@control_the_pet_population i had a similar experience. found a group of people trying to make an absurd thing stick to prove that people will believe literally anything they read. they picked flat earth because it was so stupid that no one in their right mind would believe something so easily disproved. and here we are. decades later people are still falling to their meme.

@Dan-ow3ue

2 жыл бұрын

Same

Is it possible to move the lines of the Dunning-Kruger model to the left? It’s a little off.

I always make sure to come back to this gem every once in a while. It brings me joy.

@martinurbani

3 ай бұрын

Same here👍

Why does the flat-earth dude keep referring to Antarctica as 'down there' rather than 'out there'?

@steggasaurus64

3 жыл бұрын

Cause deep inside he knows he’s bullshite

@noneayourbusiness5149

3 жыл бұрын

There are definitely a number of the highest visible members of this "community" who know full well that what they're saying is untrue. But for whatever reason, they continue the narrative which others believe. My best hypothesis is there is a deep desire for notoriety, fame, or fortune that leads them to continue the lies, but little things like this still slip through when they aren't 100% focused on their false narrative. Evidence of these clear lack of belief has been seen in many videos and interviews of the "leaders" of flat earthers in the form of deception tells that anyone who has studied microexpressions can easily identify.

@noneayourbusiness5149

3 жыл бұрын

@Ma Rk you should always ask for examples and data. Nothing wrong with this request at all. Let's go off of this video: kzread.info/dash/bejne/Y5t8xNmNj7WfpJM.html And I apologize for anything that may come across as misleading, as I don't want to put a dozen links here, but I'll list some timestamps for that video and the deceit expressions being shown and discuss the psychology behind those expressions. 1) 0 minutes, 25 seconds - this individual shows a classic deceit expression of small shakes of the head back and forth when they don't believe what they're saying (this can come in the form of complete opposite beliefs or just believing something they're saying is untrue). 2) 0 minutes, 40 seconds - leaning back, wide-eyed expression. Usually combined with a broad or outlandish statement, this is an attempt to override a feeling of absurdity. Similarly to when peoples' eyes will often go wide when they are shocked about something, this same trait is showing through during this man's claim. 3) 0 minutes, 52 seconds - looking up and to the right combined with a distraction/fidget action. This is either an attempt to make up a lie on the spot or remember a specific lie. 4) 1 minute, 7 seconds - this one is very small and very hard to catch if you're not looking for it, and you may need to replay several times. After the interviewer names the man as "father" of the movement, there is a micro raise of the left corner of his mouth (his left, not ours). This is a sign of an attempt to hide happiness or glee. Often times connected with the belief that they are getting away with something (although not always). 5) 1 minute, 17 seconds - repeat of #3. 6) 1 minute, 26 seconds - repeat of #3 (slightly harder to see, given the angle of the camera, but you can see his right eye movement from the profile view). 7) 2 minutes, 50 seconds - locked eye contact, intensified stare, slight lean forward of body position - this is less a deceit microexpression and more of a sales-pitch style psychology. The man is actively trying to engage the reporter in what he is discussing (alone, this would not be enough evidence to determine deceit. The individual could just be very determined.) 7) 2 minutes, 50 seconds - phrasing use. Initially throwing out easily agreeable ideas and at the end of the third concept (simple rule of three psychology), a twist is provided. In this case it's the added on "seems to be gravity" phrase at the end. And of course moved forward before a question to be asked about that choice of phrasing, so it stays connected to the agreed upon facts before it. 8) 3 minutes, 35 seconds - condescending smirk. You'll notice this when the camera cuts to his face after the man says "pretty sure" about how the Earth looks. This is a blatant deceit marker that isn't even small enough to be a microexpression. He fully believes that his lie is being believed. 9) 3 minutes, 36 seconds - inhibition of phrasing, shaking head while speaking affirmation. This is very common when someone suddenly feels they may have pushed too far with a lie. They walk it back, and then proceed to show the age old inversion of action and word. In this case, the continued "saying" that he agrees while his head shakes side to side, meaning no - he does not actually agree. This is one of the most common and easily visible deceit expressions. 10) Slightly off topic, but if you look at 5 minutes, 29 seconds for comparison, this man clearly believes everything he is saying. Of course this doesn't mean he's right about the information. But being wrong and lying are not the same thing. Compare and contrast his expressions, eye contact, and body language against the original primary interviewee, and you will see a great deal less forced engagement, worried eye movement, and contradictory expressions between words and body language. These are just examples from an edited series of interviews. While I cannot say that based on this data specific individuals must believe as a whole whether or not the Flat Earth Movement is a sham, I can say for certain when individuals were and were not lying. That said - the more time you get to see someone, the more expressions you can pick out. And the ability to pick these out on the fly while talking with them is vastly harder than reviewing video recordings. So if anyone knows of a long-form interview with one of these or other individuals who are leaders in the Flat Earth Movement, I'd love to take a look and give my analysis and determinations! Edited to make the time references more clearly separate from the video this comment is posted on, as they are referencing the video in the link at the top of this comment.

@noneayourbusiness5149

3 жыл бұрын

@The Infidel I mean, you're not wrong in general, but since all Flat Earth "models" have the North Pole at the center, then that determination doesn't actually fit?

@gerrykavanagh

3 жыл бұрын

@The Infidel on the off-chance you're not being wilfully obtuse. On a FE map of the world, Antartica is a ring at the circumference of the circle, not a region to the south (or bottom, if you like). So, from the FE perspective, you don't go *down* to Antartica, you go outward.

the funniest part is how confident they are

@philaypeephilippotter6532

3 жыл бұрын

*Dunning-Kruger.*

@leowang4454

3 жыл бұрын

it's legit scary

@potassium_nitrateV

3 жыл бұрын

Well I mean it's how they make gullible people believe them... so.....

@endangeredspycrab1932

3 жыл бұрын

They so thoroughly don't understand science i won't be surprised if they didn't pass 5th grade

@samuelspace101

3 жыл бұрын

Flat earthier: if the earth was a sphere all the water would flow to India Me: and your just stupid

This is my favorite video ever. The Dunning Kruger with the elevator music is just perfect. Getting a lot of Dunning Krugers lately as a medical student trying to explain things to medical deniers. But that’s why I study I suppose-I don’t want to be a Dunning Kruger myself

love how they use the term atmoSPHERE

"I'm sorry that astronomical phenomenon don't conform to your lifespan. It doesn't make it fake." Just my favorite line.

@FriedrichHerschel

2 жыл бұрын

For real though: it's a pity. I'd love to live for 20,000 years to see the precession. Or a few billion years to see Andromeda merging with our galaxy.

@12134jacob

2 жыл бұрын

I literally saw this right before he said it

@BOFRDASLEEPER

2 жыл бұрын

@@FriedrichHerschel yeah would be some cool scenery

@cip5223

2 жыл бұрын

@K ne You, my man, have good priorities!

@jasonhair2457

2 жыл бұрын

@David Emblow "The Bible teaches us," no David, it doesn't.

The passive aggressive way in which they keep saying "Dave" is aggravating me more than any of their dumb theories

@sanfordflemming1

3 жыл бұрын

“Respond with a model that can actually explain this” “I’m sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that”

@kerry8977

3 жыл бұрын

he speaks like his mother ;)

@stephenpatterson8056

3 жыл бұрын

Don't give them the satisfaction of referring to any of their notions as "theories." They are hair-brained hypotheses at best, and sheer and utter lunacy at worst.

@holdenmiller2180

3 жыл бұрын

"Have you ever heard of rADaR Dave?" "It's really quite easy, DAVE."

@acutemuse

3 жыл бұрын

@@sanfordflemming1 Flat earthers to logic: Stop Dave. Stop. I am afraid Dave.

I almost burst out laughing when the guy said “the globe-earthers.” You mean the realists, buddy

I just love your aptly timed Dunning-Kruger effect graphs when one of those Globebusters start talking about their "counter points". Makes me laugh every time.