I love it when Tim says "Thanks to Tom Cruise Jr., wherever he is..." and he looks up to heaven and then down to hell.

@YouTudey

Жыл бұрын

Literally the gems that make this show the goat

@tomservo9254

Жыл бұрын

The souls of babies go to Purgatory so he got it wrong on both counts.

@mlxoc712

Жыл бұрын

@@tomservo9254 Which direction to Purgatory?

@infrequentvlogs4433

Жыл бұрын

TCHJ is in the depths of Hades as a Child Of Thee Damned

@JJ_SDWR

Жыл бұрын

@@mlxoc712 straight-ahead

I love how much Tim hates listening to Gregg speak

@LisaMitchellGD

3 жыл бұрын

I die every time he angrily yells "EXCUSE ME!" when Gregg interjects

@BradenBarrentine

3 жыл бұрын

The expression @3:37 says it all.

@ArtVandelayOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

Hold on now!!

@ArtVandelayOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

It's even funnier with Joe, he can barely say a full sentence lol

@ambassador8524

3 жыл бұрын

Well the whole show is clearly that Tim guy. 😒

Asking Dekkar to write a jingle is like asking Dr. San to vaccinate a child.

@johngoldsworthy7135

2 жыл бұрын

Thank god the jury understood the Dr San - China connection.

@neonfroot

Жыл бұрын

Irony is, the likelihood of both happening is both high

Victorville is so perfectly depressing for this series.

@mulletboater

5 жыл бұрын

welcome to the movis

@Trenz0

5 жыл бұрын

If you're familiar with socal it's even funnier. Victorville is a shitty little town whose claim to fame is being on the way to Vegas

@CJ-dk5xj

5 жыл бұрын

I live in Lancaster and drive through Victorville on the way to work and I can confirm it is the shittiest city I’ve ever been to.

@donsknots6510

4 жыл бұрын

its like a doppelganger for the series twin peaks

@therearenonamesinthevoid5772

4 жыл бұрын

I live in Victorville, so let me confirm everything you believe about Victorville and more... epidemic homeless problem, an entire economy fueled by nepotism, and as of recently, 2 distinct serial killers working in the area. But it’s our little slice of heaven.

So exciting to be in Victorville, the Hollywood of California!

"Myaka... my Ayaka is with child pregnance, wasn't not planned, but we have that coming up." -Tim 2016

5:55 the look on Tim's face when Gregg brings up Star Trek 2 being set in San Francisco.

Tim and Gregg inspire me so much. They made me realize that sometimes a child has to die for you to live your dreams. Working on my first illegitimate child now and praying for black mold!

@isaacberger6721

3 жыл бұрын

Mist your walls every day and close every window all the time, that should help the prayers along

@bredtimestories

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes your dead child is the memories you make along the way

@intomnia3313

3 жыл бұрын

@@bredtimestories / fortunately, there’s Cinco-boy.

@kyleanderson2949

2 жыл бұрын

Don’t forget to take the magnets off the fridge

@mattbaker7305

2 жыл бұрын

Godspeed, friend.

"Hold on lemme FINISH my THOUGHT." Powerful energy from Tim as always.

@ThommyofThenn

4 ай бұрын

In show biz we call that BDE

@non_brewed_condiment

16 күн бұрын

EXCUSE ME

i can't believe my eyes, the victorville cinema is simply magnificent. and gregg looks so suave this season like a real bonafide movie film buff! hard to believe he still lives in a storage unit

@kyleanderson2949

3 жыл бұрын

His new attire is a tip of the hat to Bond

@dekugh64

3 жыл бұрын

When was that established? Lol

@RobD-jq7ry

2 жыл бұрын

@@kyleanderson2949 I think Decker is loosely based off Bond.

@MelancoliaI

2 жыл бұрын

@@kyleanderson2949 very subtle nod to a classic of cinema. He woul0d only expect True Film Buffs to notice

@kyleanderson2949

2 жыл бұрын

@@MelancoliaI very true. And, he’s more of an expert than a buff.

I wish i could buy a life size Gregg doll to take to the movies with me.

@vegan4theanimals

8 жыл бұрын

same

@happymeltedcity

8 жыл бұрын

I take my life size Tim doll to the strip club with me.

@noelgrassy4278

7 жыл бұрын

Is that a euphemism for your penis?

@nanalobster5589

5 жыл бұрын

I would be all over that

@Elrond_Hubbard_1

2 жыл бұрын

Have you lost your son?

Gregg is seriously dressed to deliver some serious reviews.

@MV12267

2 жыл бұрын

It's a 6 bag outfit with a little tiny tuxedo with a clingon kola.

I lose it every time Tim angrily screams "SCUZE ME !!" when Gregg chimes in So much hostility between these two lol

"My ayaka is with child.. Pregnance..."

@keirsinclair290

5 жыл бұрын

A classic T&E 'word'........ love it!

@SnowflakeCharles

4 жыл бұрын

‘Hoogie’

@cognacmccarthy1796

3 жыл бұрын

@@SnowflakeCharles Sign me up for one hoogie

@yellowblanka6058

3 жыл бұрын

"Wasn't really planned....so we got that...coming up"

“Pregnance”. Tim is truly the master wordsmith.

I am already planning my family's vacation to Victorville to check out as many popcorn classics as I can. This is a great chance for America to catch up on any movies that might have missed over the last many years. Thank you Gregg for preserving the American institution that is movie.

@MV12267

2 жыл бұрын

@@SearchForHim they'll be some chills and thrills.

@BrucknerMotet

3 ай бұрын

Hey guys!

I like when Tim almost says nazis

@jpnyunt

8 жыл бұрын

"Hillary's naz---"

Even the way Tim walks into the theater is funny.

@maxarvo9918

Жыл бұрын

Ugh and they clearly thought it would look cool to both walk all the way down the aisles and planned that, then didn't even think about which seats they would sit in. funniest show ever i swear

lol 5:55 tim getting visibly triggered with greggs passive agressive reference to their star trek 2 location argument from seasons ago

@Travman949

8 жыл бұрын

i was hoping for round 2

@unxnxwn1798

4 жыл бұрын

Tim shows a lot of maturity here. Gregg, however, exemplifies his stubbornness with the fact that up to this point he still had yet to do a simple google search to check the validity of his words. He needs to get down off his high horse and understand that he isn’t right all of the time, even when it comes to movies. I’m proud of Tim, and Tom Cruise Jr. would be proud too.

@BAGAKOOS

3 жыл бұрын

@@unxnxwn1798 Why would Tom Cruise Jr. be proud of the person who was responsible for his untimely death?

"Mayaka... My Ayaka is with b- child... pregnance... uh, wasn't not planned, but uh... we have that to... coming up."

@JordanHowellMusic

6 жыл бұрын

Boccaccio1811 Tim and Eric are both great at that shit.

@spodergibbs5088

5 жыл бұрын

Tim especially

@LadySpace_888

5 жыл бұрын

"..that's goin' on with me."

@CJ-dk5xj

5 жыл бұрын

That shit cracks me up so much when he does that

@refoliation

Жыл бұрын

perfectly performed by tim exactly as it was written in the script. fivebags plus a little typewriter prize that can go to the screenrighter

I can't believe how rude Greg was on the very first episode of the season. A guest shouldn't be talking over the host like he was. Tim was right to put Greg in his place.

@HankBukowski

Жыл бұрын

Who's Greg?

The fact that Gregg is still just a guest gets me 😂😂😂

@terryeubanks8797

6 ай бұрын

He hasn't earned the right to be a cohost yet. He's a backstabber and a traitor and he's lucky Tim lets him film the show at the VFA.

It takes a master editor to reach this level of bad editing.

@newthrash1221

3 жыл бұрын

Cally How dare you.

@jacobsvetich8735

3 жыл бұрын

Its a joke because its actually quality editing, your an amateur?

This is the only thing on the entire internet where the comments aren't absolute shit. Love the commentators down here, I always read along while I'm watching. It's like watching it with your pals!

@MV12267

2 жыл бұрын

You shouldn't be scrolling.....Hillarys America will scare the shit out of you.

@youdontseeanoldmanhavinatw4904

2 жыл бұрын

@@MV12267 lmaooo

"We're bringing On Cinema at the Cinema TO the cinema!" What was the premise of this show again??

Man, those VHS tapes projected on the big screen - I can only imagine how great that will look!

5 years in and they're still feuding over which Star Trek was in San Fran lmao

I love how Gregg is like... almost a good movie reviewer.

@gloss6969

2 жыл бұрын

emphasis on the ‘almost’

@keard558

2 жыл бұрын

His mannerisms while speaking, cadence, appearance, everything is on point with a professional movie reviewer EXECPT the actual reviews

@user-zy8cy6hn6o

Жыл бұрын

@@keard558 he's perfected presentation of absolutely nothing

@keard558

Жыл бұрын

@@user-zy8cy6hn6o Exactly!!! 💯

@oculartremors

Жыл бұрын

But his love of mediocre films is unparalleled.

I'm really enjoying working "popcorn classic" into my vocabulary.

@aliengodproductions8838

6 жыл бұрын

Bobby Uttcrumbs You suck.

@frankgumball5039

3 жыл бұрын

Booby I just want you to know that you don't suck

Heidecker-Turkington 2016

@BlueSkyCrystals

8 жыл бұрын

I'd vote for them over literally everyone who ran for president this past year.

@TrueGritProductions

8 жыл бұрын

cuz you're a douche

@kiandocherty7822

8 жыл бұрын

Bernie?

@malcolmscrawdyke9116

8 жыл бұрын

I'd vote for them AND everyone who ran for president this past year if I could. They all bring something to the table imo.

@GrahamBarth

8 жыл бұрын

*THAT'S TOO MUCH FOR THE TABLE TO HANDLE!* You would be subjecting that poor table to a life it couldn't have possibly imagined in its worst nightmares.

man, i bet this victorville film archive thing gregg has going is gonna turn out great!

Damn, I'm love seeing Tim's evolution into a true Rock God. Such style!!

Fingers crossed for little Keanu Cruise

7:08 Love that the editors covered Turkington's face/

"D, sowszgha" killed me.

Tim catching his own laugh at like 3:15 is the best part by far

tim can play a crazy repulican perfectly hahah

@RayJackson88

5 жыл бұрын

2 years, 27 likes. That didn't age well. I'll be your first response.

@ScottGibbs

5 жыл бұрын

@@RayJackson88 Just because Trump conned enough people to win the Electoral College doesn't make Republicans any less batshit crazy. Manchester's comment aged just fine.

@CJ-dk5xj

5 жыл бұрын

What’s funny tho is Tim pretending to be republican here may have inadvertently affected the election and helped get trump elected. Thanks Tim lol seriously I love trump.

@Arkain89

4 жыл бұрын

@@CJ-dk5xj if on cinema at the cinema influences your voting i think you're mentally deficient

@alphasoy2344

4 жыл бұрын

@ScottGibbs I felt pretty conned when I owed alot less taxes and didn't have to pay that stupid fee for the privilege of not having insurance

The moral laundering of referring to “The Tom Cruise Memorial Arts Fund” rather than “my son’s life insurance” is breathtaking

This aged like a fine wine

The production value for this episode was greatly appreciated.

Where was the popcorn classic????

@blazeytown4444

8 жыл бұрын

Who cares? That was the worst bit they did. GREGG did.

@Spoodlewok

8 жыл бұрын

how dare you

@droan999

7 жыл бұрын

Normie Exterminator F

Please don't ever stop making these I literally come back every summer Bc this makes my day

I love Eyedris Elbow he’s a great actor

Wow Gregg's really on a roll now with the new cinema complex and suit. Those VHS tapes will realy come to life up on the silver screen.

I was not expecting a new On Cinema! So excited!

LOL I forgot how ridiculous that TCH headshot was, hahaha

Congratulations, Tim! I can't wait for the review of your second born child!!!!

The On Cinema rating system is the funniest part of this series. Every movie gets an obligatory 5 bags of popcorn, which is a perfect score, unless someone arbitrarily decides to give it more than 5 bags. Then Tim has always had this nebulous soda cup rating system where a number of sodas ranging from 1 to 100 + are sometimes added to the popcorn rating without any explanation. And let's not forget Gregg's trinkets and goodies he throws in with his ratings... Funny stuff.

@SoulSukkur

7 жыл бұрын

Tim abandoned the popcorn ratings when he was dealing with that face infection tho

@privateprofile9659

6 жыл бұрын

Thanks can you explain the other jokes for me too

@Alienspider1

5 жыл бұрын

sometimes he calls them bags of soda XDDDD

@beerus101

5 жыл бұрын

I give this comment 5 bags of popcorn and two sodas

@burner1303

5 жыл бұрын

It's a great criticism of modern movie critics giving every piece of shit movie from a big studio a good rating no matter what. I give this rating system 5 bags of popcorn and all the rotten tomatoes in the world.

I'm guessing Tim will only have 1 button of his shirt in use by episode 8.

I feel like Tim is channeling Chris Jericho.

Oh my God is that cinema located at the famous sixth street from broken horses (2015) I notice that there doesn't appear to be a ticket booth there anymore. Amazing find for Gregg

I'm honestly not sure if they actually filmed this season in a real theater because you don't see the green screen light bounce off their hair, etc. I get that the characters *are* actually in the victorville film center, but it's kind of a neat trick to add a layer of production value or verisimilitude by simply not making the obvious production mistakes that you've previously established.

Great new space fellas! Looking forward to what this season will bring. (:

That theme song is banging.

Hillary's America has a YUUUUGE 5% on Rotten Tomatoes, so you already know it will be nominated Best Picture of the Year.

@burner1303

5 жыл бұрын

5 bags of popcorn

@alphasoy2344

4 жыл бұрын

4 percent critic review score, 80 percent audience review score

@isaacberger6721

4 жыл бұрын

@educate the left stay mad

@Spanishdog17

3 жыл бұрын

@educate the left I mean even if you took out the politics, Dinesh is a horrible director that doesn't know how to put a film together. His movies have effects and acting that are on par with made for tv Sci-Fi channel films. You shouldn't just accept everything you agree with as a work of art.

@BigMikeMcBastard

3 жыл бұрын

@@alphasoy2344 Anyone willing to waste their time watching it already agrees with its message. It's just porn for trumpists.

Eye-dris El-bow

I always think about the incredible double Picture in Picture entrance in this season

I AM IN SHOCK that nobody mentioned Gregg's face when he learned that Ayaka is pregnant. Look at him, like he's trying to think about if it could be his. Nobody seems to be talking about that in the comments. Shocked I tell you, shocked.

@jamesowens3587

8 жыл бұрын

I think he's a little worried that Tim and Dr. Sans might kill this one too. what with the hocus pocus cures and the dirty needles and all.

@philpyung4831

8 жыл бұрын

James Owens LOOK, Dr SANS DID EVERYTHING HE COULD. Magnets, herbs, meditation, you name it, He did it. And there's nothing wrong with his needles. They're good needles.

@MakoHazard

8 жыл бұрын

Nah, they speculated the same thing about Tom Cruise. It would have made more sense then since Ayaka was staying at Gregg's AND spent a lot of time with him. I don't think they're going down that route plot-wise.

@xtraspecialmango

5 жыл бұрын

Whoevers kid it is... Its going to know a lot about movies! ... Unless its Dr. Sans

@kyleanderson2949

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamesowens3587 dirty needles?? Nice try. They’re pure 14k gold. Gold is a pure element, it can’t carry contaminants.

Thrilled to have Tim and Gregg back. I think this will be a special treat

i have a idea for song it goes at the start really sharp like with just guitar and some guys that play it lookin real hot then BOW drop the bass then bring up in the drums all band going and heavy then power chorus and then all the gilrs will love them the guys because they lead on the guytar what you think?

Star Trek Beyond GT: "Five bags of popcorn and a Klingon Cola." TH: "Hmm. whatever that is."

Ah yes, the great Eyedriss Elbow

"Someone stole the copper wire" lol.

I liked Star Trek Beyond but it was just Fast and Furious with space!! Nothing like the beautiful San Fran scenery of Star Trek II.

Gregg looking snazzy as Bond in that new suit.

wow six bags right out of the gate Tim it's great to have you back!

I'm not going to be doing jingles... props to TH for maintaining his artistic integrity

When I see that picture of little Tom Cruise Jr....tears, just tears.

That sound as they walk down the aisles... The behind the scenes people deserve 5 bags of popcorn and maybe a little microphone as a tip of the hat to the Popcorn classic, UHF (1989, TRT 97 minutes) featuring Weird Al Yankovic. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 🎤

Absolutely amazing that Decker: Unclassified was the number 1 show on cable and on network TV! Also one of Gregg's most solid reviews for 'Hillary's America'.

Holy fuck im so excited!!! Did not expect to see this today.

He keeps in the line, "No *man* has gone before". Years after they changed it.

Greg goofed! Star Trek 4 is the one in San Fran, 2 is Wrath of Khan

@refoliation

Жыл бұрын

👆mods ban this person for spreading dangerous misinfo

Gregg is the best straight man ever.

Pregnance not planned? Oh man, need to grab some popcorn & strap in for a wacky 9 months! 5 bags.

fill me up again

As a buff and a trek head I can say with some authority that Tim's "6 bag" reviews are way out of bounds.

"It's great to see the gang back" YOU SAID IT GREGG!!

Victorville, #9 on California's top crime cities list... and where I got my last weed rec

I love how the film archive is a storage unit down the street

Tim has suffered and changed so much from last season, his hair got all changed, he`s always incredibly hot and sweaty on set, but ultimately he turned to drugs. Say no to nutritional vaping!. It`s sad to see how he copes with Tom Cruise Heidecker`s passing, it`s difficult to loose someone, sending much love from Baltimore-Brazil connection.

@trumantheodorefruitty596

2 жыл бұрын

*lose

@TimmyMcGowan

Жыл бұрын

“say NO to NUTRITIONAL vaping” can you hear yourself right now??

I got goosebumps when I heard "On Cinema is BACK with Star Trek and HILLARY'S AMERICA". I legit got chills down my spine.

Love the new beginning, good to see Gregg get more involved.

Lovin the new location!

00:35 Tim's arms as he jogs to his seat

@0:25 Chris Jericho walking down to the ring

Tim's prediction of the future is absolutely chilling

The way Tim sashays down the aisle in the opening, like Jack Sparrow heading towards a glass of rum always gets me. Must have learned that move from Johnny at the Viper Room.

@ARareAndDifferentTune1313

9 ай бұрын

I’m so glad you pointed this out. I missed it 😂 I think there are so many little things like this, blink and you’ll miss them, all the tiny facial expressions and cuts to them that if you notice them you’ll die laughing 😂

Thank God Tim made that plea and America listened

I give this new season five bags of popcorn beforehand, I think we're gonna see a lot of amazing reviews by Tim and Gregg this time, last season was so caught up in the whole Tom Cruise thing I mean sure it was Tim's son but let's focus on the real important things which is movies! Maybe more Dekkar, that'd be cool as well. Then I might throw in a soda too.

I’d love to have gotten to see that crisp VHS quality from the VF archive on the big screen.

I have often wished Jack Decker would come to one of these episodes and beat the shit out of Tim.

@blazeytown4444

8 жыл бұрын

you spelled Gregg wrong

@Coroner3089033

8 жыл бұрын

+My Body Is Ready Correction: I have often wished Gregg to come to one of these episodes and beat the shit out of Tim.

@Mr-yl1px

8 жыл бұрын

lol

"Hillary's America: it'll scare the shit out of you." -Tim Heidecker

"Sour to look at" is the best insult.

Gregg is a true professional, with the new haircut, the nice suit, and his 5 bag reviews. Tim is throwing out 6 bags when the scale only goes to 5. And "all the soda in the world"??? The capitulation is really mounting.

@isaacberger6721

10 ай бұрын

The hypocrisy is unreal, when he prevented Gregg from giving Woodsy Allen's movie 500 wheelbarrows to carry all of his Oscars

“Pregnance.”

I can't believe I just found this. What's the private video after their "By the Sea" review? Was it TFA?

I'm so happy right now This show is gold

I saw Tim this past Tuesday as well as DEKKAR & all the on cinema family at the Fillmore in Silver Spring. Glad to see Tim is doing much better, beautiful homage to Trom Cruise Heideker Junior & Go TIM for san Bernardino 2019!!

thank god for the tom cruise jr memorial fund