Blood clots, and or tumors aside, Tim really put Gregg on the spot here. That being said, Gregg did a great job standing in as host. I give his performance 5 bags of popcorn, and a scalpel.

@Arrrthritis

9 жыл бұрын

kungfujones1 I give it five scalpels and a great big hobbit hug

@BigDaddyZakk420

9 жыл бұрын

Five bags of popcorn, one bag of soda

@timdaly1390

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah but Gregg shouldn't have put Tim on the spot by asking him a very personal question on his own show. I know Tim's recovered since, but Gregg showed little empathy here. Four bags of popcorn and just one tom cruise bobblehead.

@isaacberger6721

4 жыл бұрын

A scalpel? This isn't the dark ages, give him a THC vape system

@Mazeta1910

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely a 5 bagger episode.

Thanks for all your kind words everyone. I think Ayaka would make a nice replacement for me. or Richard Roper?

@Danny-wv8ec

3 жыл бұрын

You’re sleeping with Ayaka aren’t ya?

@SRNF

3 жыл бұрын

@@Danny-wv8ec you are so fucking late, that was sad. Ya blew it.

@Danny-wv8ec

3 жыл бұрын

SRNF I started watching On Cinema 3 days ago. Don’t test me man or i’ll kick your ass just like Tom Cruise would, i’ve seen Jack Reacher 3 times and i have it on vhs.

@calebjanus2000

3 жыл бұрын

Good luck with your career. Can I have money?

@TimThomason

3 жыл бұрын

@@Danny-wv8ec or Richard Roeper.

Even in his sad and weakened state, Tim can't help but cleverly drop film references ("It's not a tumor" - Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kindergarten Cop). Shows his mind is sharp as ever and belongs to a true film buff!

@Th3DarkCanuck

2 жыл бұрын

What's the runtime on those movies?

@robertlloyd122

Жыл бұрын

DEDICATION. That's what keeps ME coming back.

@jackcr2477

Ай бұрын

@@Th3DarkCanuck Exactly! What's the point of referencing the movie if you don't include the most important detail!

Its not a tooma

@Bhazor

4 жыл бұрын

Its good to see Tim keeping the mood light with a little humour

@hankworden3850

2 жыл бұрын

It's eye candy in the form of, Lindsay Lohan.

@91rein91

2 жыл бұрын

@@Bhazor hooma

This is why I'm a GreggHead. He knows just how to console someone when they're down. Such a sensitive, kind man.

@burner1303

5 жыл бұрын

I'm a Gregghead too, I give his bereavement skills 5 tubs of popcorn and one in memoriam prayer card.

@SublevelsMetal

4 жыл бұрын

This was before he dressed up a comatose mark into a living oscar i guess...there goes the kindness

@trailersic

4 жыл бұрын

It's what Mark would have wanted

@matty6878

4 жыл бұрын

tough love by dr. gregg aka tough lover

@isaacberger6721

4 жыл бұрын

@@trailersic you should see him in the mornings, he's so happy

“So there are now 12… of once, of where there was once 6.” So beautifully and elegantly stated, Tim.

Tim never mentions him by name, but could Tim's doctor be the sadistic Dr. San?

Woah, keep a cool collar Gregg. Lindsay Lohan is more than just eye-candy--She is somebody's Daughter.

@burner1303

5 жыл бұрын

Gregg is sometimes inappropriate, that's why I'm a Timfreak. But on the other hand Gregg really knows his stuff, which is why I'm a Gregghead.

@inputreflector

4 жыл бұрын

@@burner1303 The duality of man is a thing actually.

@jimreily7538

2 жыл бұрын

And probably 7 people's mother

@jimmytwo-times4394

14 күн бұрын

Someone needed to say it - Gregg needs to keep the snake in the cage when reviewing Ms. Logan’s work.

"I'd rather watch something that makes me feel good. Sound of Music or somethin like that." "Or Oblivion!" This show is absolute genius.

Well...that ship has sailed

@diltonx6066

7 жыл бұрын

The Crystal Ship.... is being filled.... (for the Glen Tennis film Crystal ships)

"I can hardly recommend Scary Movie 5." I think he let his true opinion slip through.

@charlieh3510

3 жыл бұрын

@@isaacberger6721 it's definitely intentional hahaha

@simonyricools

3 жыл бұрын

Heartily?

@stevebean1234

Жыл бұрын

Hahahah heartily vs hardly is a hilarious distinction. I heard “hardly”, figured they were just being facetious, but now accept this as the better reality 😛

@jpcrawdaddy8456

Жыл бұрын

Lmao I thought it was him trying to say "I can't hardly recommend Scary Movie 5 enough"

Gregg composing himself before the Hey Guys is a stroke of genius.

I thought Tim was just so wrecked after watching the Spanish Jurassic Park.

@runedudez

4 жыл бұрын

El Parque Jurassico.

I love the laugh when Gregg says "oblivion"

................"Hey guys."

@ryanwest5551

7 жыл бұрын

such an incredible moment

@tranquilrabies

4 жыл бұрын

*Gregg Hanks

"it's not a tumah"

@user-zy8cy6hn6o

2 жыл бұрын

"ets a blood claht"

It's hard to explain why the repeated mentions of "It's so great they still make these kinds of movies" and similar language is so funny to me. It's such a good example of the kind of vague thing that critics say to seem soulful.

@TheMjr2534

4 жыл бұрын

Lol it's so long and drawn out and barely says anything and I love it

@nectarinedreams7208

4 жыл бұрын

No it's not

@jimreily7538

3 жыл бұрын

These two critics ARE soulful. The best in the business. They rocked the critics scene when they arrived and have been doing nothing but the same since day one. And until today.

@drobinson-uo7ic

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimreily7538 AMEN THANK YOU Tim and Gregg are the real McCoy when it comes to movie criticism.

@Gaiadarko

2 жыл бұрын

They engineered this onto us. At first I didn't find this so funny and by this point watching from the beginning I am cracking up. Instant classic.

"Should I see a movie this weekend! aarrrgghh", gets me every time. Most people agonise over which movie to see not whether they should be seeing one or not, brilliant!

@sublimeade

Жыл бұрын

Thats the blood clot talking

Tim was completely unprofessional in this episode. This isn't the time to whine about your personal problems. He knows how many people rely on him to let us know what movies to watch.

@alexpaxton1336

5 жыл бұрын

I remember this. It was a hard weekend for me and ALL true on cinema heads.

@ericwisel4015

4 жыл бұрын

And which ones to skip

@sumwon6973

4 жыл бұрын

JimB1122 have a heart, poor Tim was suffering from a serious medical condition.

@Exodus26.13Pi

3 жыл бұрын

Tim is full of grace to everyone around him.

I lost my shit at the end there "Especially if you see a movie about a stubborn person that won't get surgery"

@trailersic

4 жыл бұрын

after the 'events' are you still glad?

@Bhazor

4 жыл бұрын

Yes well. Agree to agree.

I hope Tim doesn't die but if he does it would be a real treat to see Ayaka and Gregg team up and carry on his legacy.

thank god tim made it through and recovered, just imagine if Decker had never been made. Hope he keeps up with his healthy lifestyle and ditches Gregg as he is a piece of trash

Tim is lucky he has the warm, enthusiastic support of Ayaka. She’s a beacon of love and demonstrative compassion.

@radkins534

6 жыл бұрын

Evan Jordan Well, not anymore. :( Their relationship is officially finito. Pretty sad, but it’s probably for the best.

@unxnxwn1798

4 жыл бұрын

And she was such a huge part of this season! (was in one episode lmao)

tim saying he has 12 blood clots made me laugh more than it should have

"I can hardly recommend Scary Movie 5, I give it 5 tubs of popcorn."

Tim seems so nice and it’s a real kick in the head that he passes so early on, wish there were more seasons

@obnoxiouspedant

7 ай бұрын

I don't know man, I'm glad we had such an amazing run, sometimes your heroes turn out to not be who you thought in the end, luckily we never got to see this with Tim. RIP.

Is Tim seeing Dr. Steve Brule?

@jimmytwo-times4394

6 күн бұрын

Laughed out loud

Greg looks like he's on a steady diet of deep fried child parts and hasn't been outside for ages

@heavenly2k

3 ай бұрын

Why the f*ck would someone type out this comment and post it on purpose

"Should I see a movie this weekend?! ARGHHHHHH!!!!!" I can sooooo relate, Tim...

I feel that with movies like Tom Cruise in them, you can't lose.

I love how often Gregg uses the term eye candy

@nickchambers3935

Жыл бұрын

Which is even funnier when he’s like the least sexual being ever. He seems like the kind of person who’s annoyed that sex exists

Sad Tim is beyond funny hahhah. I need season 4 to start right now...

The full 8 second pause of complete stillness after "there are now twelve"... ... ... of once of where there was once six

I like how Greg avoids talking about the real issues, he's super closed off.

@Croationman

9 жыл бұрын

There are just so many people like Gregg in this world.

@privateprofile9659

6 жыл бұрын

Movies are his love language

@ufotofu9

4 жыл бұрын

I get the vibe that his Greg's character is so experienced in dealing with Tim's delusional thinking and mood swings that he's given up

I can't believe that this was the last episode of On Cinema ever made.

"Its not a tumor" makes me burst every time haha

I can't believe I missed this so long ago. Just amazing stuff

Homeopathy can shrink the clots by 50% but an unfortunate side effect is brain shrinkage as well. In this case however, it has an insignificant effect.

And a subtle kindergarten cop reference to taste...

"Its not a toomah, it's a blood clot 🇯🇲"

Don't send squirrel bones!

Gone but never forgotten. I'll save a seat for you at the cinema, Tim! And an extra bucket of popcorn.

"it's. . . eh bluhd kloht"

Tim, you blew it buddy. Skipping out on that surgery was a mistake. Gregg may be just a lowly film buff, but he knows what he is talking about.

“I can hardly recommend Scary Movie 5, I give it 5 bags of popcorn”

That ship... Has sailed...

Why was Tim being such a negative nancy in this video.

@ihavesoul4real

9 жыл бұрын

He has blood clots in his brain :(

@-..-_-..-

5 жыл бұрын

tumas

@peepas2633

4 жыл бұрын

He has 14 tumors in his leg, and might die so thats why.

@Chameleonardodavinci

4 жыл бұрын

Beginning to think all these "gregg heads" are nothing more than a load of heartless sociopaths! Take a long hard look at yourselves

@Spanishdog17

4 жыл бұрын

@@Chameleonardodavinci Decker would be nothing without Gregg! Don't you realize that Tim is stooge for the Delgados? WAKE UP!!

When Tim kicks the popcorn bucket, Gregg should do the show with Neil Hamburger

i love that he just keeps saying "It's not a toomah" he never once says tumor normally. incredible.

@obnoxiouspedant

7 ай бұрын

He was clearly in denial

I don't think the world of film criticism can handle the death of another heavyweight critic, but Gregg did a great job taking over the host duties in this show.

"It's ... a blood clot." Bodied. 5 bags and 5 sodas.

Great series. Great chemistry.

Should I see a movie this weekend???

@orchidb.6060

10 жыл бұрын

haha, ya made me want to watch that part again! 0:01

@nateknight8415

7 жыл бұрын

when you've got movies like' Oblivion' with Tom Cruise, you cant loose!!

@laurenbursan3602

3 жыл бұрын

That is just a decision you’ll have to make with you and your family. We support whatever you choose.

omfg im in love

Greg acts like you can just open up someones brain whenever

"get some surgery, and let's get back reviewing movies!"

3:33 Greg on Scary Movie 5 -- "I can hardly recommend Scary Movie 5..I give it 5 bags of popcorn" lmao

@jogiff

7 жыл бұрын

He said "heartily"

These guys make me feel good.

it is not a tumah

Hit the nail on the head bud, I also thoroughly enjoyed Tim's presence in my life and unless something really important comes up it's what I'll be thinking of the rest of the month

I am worried for Tim but even more worried about Gregg returning next week. We don't see enough of him.

Please... could you imagine being in Tim’s state of mind at this specific point in time? This particular episode is practically the premise of Tim’s behavioral downfall.

thoughts and prayers r with u tim

God just needs another movie critic in heaven. Do us proud, Tim.

Crack Turlington running for host. Eric Wareheimer in a smaller font in Jokerman font as special guest.

We need more of these

I love movies like Tom Cruise

3:34 “I can hardly recommend Scary Movie 5; I give it 5 tubs of popcorn.”

Rest in peace..

THE SOUND OF MUSIC !.....LMFAO ! Tim, you're a genius.

"No times for sadness faces, Tim Heydicker. Get thhe stergerey, dingus. For your health." -- Dr. Steve Brule

I fucking died when he said blud clot in the Arnie voice.

Tim, in these hard times I think about the best thing for you would be a movie to take your mind off your troubles. Allow me to recommend Scary Movie 5, rated 5 tubs of popcorn by prominent living film critic Gregg Turkeyton, who is free of blood clots in his brain which would make him not want to see movies or review them like a professional, because he would always remember how important it is to be a professional even when you have blood clots in your brain.

hope you start feeling better Tim!

I think Tim should really go see Scary Movie 5. It's a lot of fun and I think it would help him get his mind off things.

rip tim i love u

RIP Tim..

and how dare gregg be so flippant about Tijm's condition. Tim made you the man you are today, Greg. Wake up. Tijm Forevrr!

he was the best *peace sign*

Rest in peace Boo Boo

Genius funny!

Gregg Logic: Zero Dark Thirty: 🍿🍿🍿 Scary Movie Five: 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 🤣🤣🤣

i love film

Tim's Nike socks hahaha

I don't know if they put this ad under the video or if it was completely coincidental, but there was just an ad under the video that said "Health". It really added to the humour of the video.

I was laughing the entire way through

Should I see a movie this weekend?

0:02 Already hilarious XD

greg would give diarrhea 5 tubs of popcorn

what a treat for us greggheads!

Greg adds that realness to Tims stubbornness

should i see a movie this weekend ? aahhrrghh

Im sure Dr. San will have his tumor feeling better shortly

@emer157

11 ай бұрын

Dr San is living with the angels now.

Tim saying “blood clat.” Is this a patois reference?

neil hamburger and hot dogs too i wanna have a bbq

@Bhazor

4 жыл бұрын

I like parties I like fun I want a vhs of Chicken Run

tim was hallucinating

Tim, don't die, live life.. All the best

He's in constant denial about his "bloodclots". Get the surgery, Eric. XD

It, s hard to stay excited about cinema with our good friend greg in a coma :(

Gregg's Eliot Spitzer fish mouth is outstanding :(