this is the most believable acting of someone who can't read I've ever seen

@matthewreilly4311

8 жыл бұрын

right? he makes it seem so effortless. i couldn't recreate it if i tried

@dragonbreath9957

8 жыл бұрын

Tim is insanely talented haha

@gkoornhof

8 жыл бұрын

acting?? Tim is not joking around here,, believe me mate he is the real deal. no need to make fun of his reading trouble OK

@DEMcouver

7 жыл бұрын

Tim is just trying to show he's got the common touch. Of course he can read, but he's just trying to come off as a normal guy.

@deltoroperdedor3166

7 жыл бұрын

He's anything but normal. He is a true inspiration to all of us, the shear strength with which he endures his latest misfortunes and the negativity around him will not be forgotten, we shall make sure of that

Tim looking utterly confused and slightly shocked at something he presumably wrote is so amazing

Freedom ain't Not Free.

@Boxosocks

8 жыл бұрын

I wonder if Decker likes the new Rascal Flats song

@robinmena6852

8 жыл бұрын

+Hans Ludricht if you were kings in Egypt they sure didnt teach you how to spell you dingus

@deltoroperdedor3166

7 жыл бұрын

So freedom is free or is it a hood sayin?

@0mnicide

5 жыл бұрын

No peace without freedom.

@BudBonkerson

3 жыл бұрын

@@Boxosocks how does it go?

I used to be a Bernie bro but I just switched positions from the weight of Tim's rhetoric.

@Durrpadil

8 жыл бұрын

You've been Decker'd!

@AJ-kj1go

8 жыл бұрын

Hans Ludricht that's seems like a super specific definition

@FrugalGamerFlashback

8 жыл бұрын

Welcome to the Trump Train Afterberner!

@renasauceman

8 жыл бұрын

Him losing didn't sway you?

@AJ-kj1go

8 жыл бұрын

Renaissance Man naw dude The Secret look it up

They used the freaking VATICAN National Anthem, look it up.

@AmericasComic

4 жыл бұрын

limpicatto it’s because Gregg is a secret PAPIST trying to sabotage the show and Tim’s message.

@nicholasstaub9057

2 жыл бұрын

You're amazing

@ThommyofThenn

5 ай бұрын

Tim probably searched "sacred national anthem" and found this, assuming it was the one for USA

This is back when people didn’t think trump was gonna get into office

@lionelrowe617

3 жыл бұрын

tbh he probably wouldn't have won if not for this endorsement

@dillanarcher64

2 жыл бұрын

@@lionelrowe617 hahaha

@notaberger_3216

2 жыл бұрын

@@lionelrowe617 yea tim really got the ball rolling

@hankworden3850

Жыл бұрын

He was precedent.

@jacksonjacob7791

11 ай бұрын

If all haters hadn't mindlessly given him so much attention I doubt he would have ever won.

I love how the stopwatch repeats itself

@MrLucky9931

3 жыл бұрын

Even better how it doesn’t even end at the 60-second spot

@chrisfegan81

3 жыл бұрын

Life is a lie

@user-vz7tj4hq8b

3 жыл бұрын

I liked it

@Kevin_TN

Жыл бұрын

It’s way past 60 seconds at this point

Wow, Tim made those 60 seconds feel like 18 seconds!

@zerosava

3 жыл бұрын

You misspelled "an entire calendar month"

I thought Donald Trump was a Tim and Eric character?

@1squeamishneophyte

6 жыл бұрын

Nah, their characters are usually far subtler and less openly fucktarded.

@1squeamishneophyte

6 жыл бұрын

Whew, somebody's butthurt and triggered. Heehee.

@abrahamlinkenssphere4236

5 жыл бұрын

@@1squeamishneophyte lel gottem

@coolguy02536

5 жыл бұрын

@@1squeamishneophyte guess who's president

@1squeamishneophyte

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was such a fecking deeckhead there, regardless of how bad Trump is. In conclusion, Jesus will always be president-in-perpetuity of the USA.

I wonder if all his scripts are just copy pasta from the comments section.

Gregg is the true buff. He doesn't get bogged down in pointless political discussion on his film criticism show

@ktlewis02

3 жыл бұрын

4 years have passed and you and Gregg and every other Gregghead are still morons

@hockstaa530

3 жыл бұрын

@@ktlewis02 Greghead🤣

@ThatOtherTom

Жыл бұрын

I give this comment five bags of popcorn, and a couple of sodas. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🥤🥤

@jacksonjacob7791

11 ай бұрын

Tim is always inserting his personal problems, politics and other endeavors into into this show. Gregg is a real pro that sticks to reviewing movies.

I don't agree with Tim's right wing politics but I respect him as a hoast and musichen.

@MrPhillies19

4 жыл бұрын

Hoast roast

@NintendoGameTube1

3 жыл бұрын

Tim's not right wing.

@hockstaa530

3 жыл бұрын

@@NintendoGameTube1 what's Dr steve brule?

@googleslocik

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao, Tim is as left wing as it gets, hes literally a member of an communist party. Hes is a typical Hollywood "socialists", supports all social programs until its time to pay taxes then hes fine with you paying for it instead, im glad he dosnt share his real political views. On cinema is a comedy show, they are playing characters with the same name, not themselves.

@contactkeithstack

3 жыл бұрын

@@googleslocik i think your thinking of Greg. Or Mark Protch. They're the lefties. Tim endorsed Mr. Trump, multiple times.

As I listen to this patriotic video on one knee with tear in eye, I thank Mr Trump for all the many blessings he has shown me in this life. A life of love well lived. I think about him kissing Barron goodnight and the tear re-emerges once amoure.

@tomcattermole1844

3 жыл бұрын

And I can only imagine that your patronage to sir Trump has only become more entrenched since writing this comment ❤️

@connoroverall580

2 жыл бұрын

Obama.

@JRichard86

Жыл бұрын

Then he reads to Barron from Homer's "Odyssey" and gives him his AR 15 plushie to aid him in his sleep

I feel like Tim's character progression is like his descent into utter madness lol

@NightMedicine

Жыл бұрын

Our society’s descent into madness. 😆😆😆

"thank you for giving us life" i had actual tears through this shit, this is the best season of On: Cinema ever.

The character of Tim was perfectly set up to be a Trump supporter, even before there was such a thing.

@supremelordoftheuniverse5449

2 жыл бұрын

Because smart people vote Biden

@jirojhasuo2ndgrandcompany745

2 жыл бұрын

​@@supremelordoftheuniverse5449 lol both of them are yucky

@neonfroot

2 жыл бұрын

@@supremelordoftheuniverse5449 No. Smart people don't vote, because both parties are farces.

@supremelordoftheuniverse5449

2 жыл бұрын

@@neonfroot smart people get sarcasm

@kidzbop38isstraightfire92

11 ай бұрын

​@@supremelordoftheuniverse5449because they know they can manipulate him into making the wealthy wealthier.

Shades of his delivery on Decker, Tim really sends chills up the spine with his resounding endorsement.

I love how the soapbox ends with "...you choose to fight for us, the last remaining people who even matter."

I dolemnly agree with this statement. Thanks Tim!

@ByGeorge846

8 жыл бұрын

Solemnly**

@Durrpadil

8 жыл бұрын

Gooby plz. Dolan plz.

@chippchipp1

8 жыл бұрын

+Ian M gollumly, my precious

@aarod5849

8 жыл бұрын

I Ptolemy swear

I wonder if people will miss the joke....

@omexheartless21

8 жыл бұрын

lol 80% will

@5easy

8 жыл бұрын

+omexheartless21 damn now I feel like I dont get it, 80% is bad odds

@ArsynZ

8 жыл бұрын

Look at the comments already... Trumpets will believe anything! hahaha

@uncommonvolta

8 жыл бұрын

It's already reposted on Trumps website /s

@swaggybickford8373

8 жыл бұрын

What's the joke? He says he likes Trump but he actually doesn't? Does that qualify as a joke where you're from?

Vape nutritional system hitting hard

Tim is brilliant.

@drakoinx

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad no one commented cause....nuff said.

"another term of Obama" haha, he looks genuinely surprised while reading this

freedom ain't not free baby

That was a very well thought out endorsment... GREAT JOB!!!

Every bit as serious and thought out as Trump's campaign itself.

@ryneredington

8 жыл бұрын

Thought out? He's beating Hillary by 7 points according to liberal polls. Seems well thought out to me

@willhiggins9563

8 жыл бұрын

+rynor23 Yeah, right after the Republican convention. How about the polls in a week, or better yet, in a couple of months. Also Trump's campaign has been one long feel good infomercial about Trump himself, and only thing thought out in relation to it is critics of it at the Democrat convention. You should look up the speaks they gave, they basically eviscerated Trump on stag last nigh.

@willhiggins9563

8 жыл бұрын

+MR. .Spoon I don't know what you're talking about trying to not insult someone, but if you're looking for a good third party pick I've heard a lot of good things about Gary Johnson.

@HTibblez

8 жыл бұрын

+Will Higgins So trash talking about Trump at the DNC qualifies as a win for the Democratic party? Last I checked, Hillary's polls were going down after the first day of the convention, the first I have ever witnessed of a candidate. Why do you support a corrupt politician who is surely hellbent on eroding American rights and allowing immigration to persist?

@willhiggins9563

8 жыл бұрын

+MR. .Spoon Oh now I get it sort of... don't feel bad, this is not a good medium for joke telling, I think jokes are best seen or heard then read.

That ponytail facial hair combo is so becoming of you, Tim.

Wish we had an On Cinema for 2020. I feel it would have been absolutely brilliant.

Trump 2016

Donald Trump said Decker was his favorite show in his AMA! That's when I knew he was the real deal, a true patriot who will do what it takes to get this country going again, not listening to "little" losers who count every second and try to silence Tim's free speech! Make America Great Again!

Trump will make anime real

@coolguy02536

6 жыл бұрын

Or ban it, depending on what the people want.

fucking NAILED it, Tim! I got chills going down my spine! And let's just say there's not a dry eye out there!

A poem by Charlie Day.

@hankochai

Ай бұрын

Or Gob Bluth.

If only Tim knew what a world he ushered in

@SonnyGTA

2 жыл бұрын

Trump got us on track…Biden detailed us.

@Ron_Don_Valante

2 жыл бұрын

@@SonnyGTA 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“Its way past sixty seconds at this point”😂

I love that the sweat is building on his forehead during it. Top notch acting, a broadway-worthy performance

It is eerie how perfectly falling into the MAGA/QAnon world fits Tim's character. Tim really captured the kind of person he was going for. The only difference between when he created his character and now is how it has almost been forced across the line between parody and satire by how absurd our cultural reality has become. Trump himself felt like a character written by Tim Heidecker during his entire presidency. It would almost have been hilarious if it weren't so devastating...

@bigzeke7431

2 жыл бұрын

At this point Biden feels like more of a Tim and Eric type of character. With the way he stumbles on his words, clenches his fists, hell he even falls asleep at random points like what happens in a lot of T&E skits.

@gankhef5564

2 жыл бұрын

@@bigzeke7431 How could anyone forget the classic “clenched fist sleepy guy” character. Really put Tim and Eric on the map, that one.

@bigzeke7431

2 жыл бұрын

@@gankhef5564 Which character are you talking about? There were a few. Steve Brule comes to mind mostly. Though Bob Druwings character also displayed that trait a lot. Not to mention that Purple Boys advertisement series that Tim and Eric did for Purple Matress. There was also Will Forte's character Will Grello. A lot of these characters would sometimes even dose off mid sentence. Also a bunch of people electing a person who is very obviously in the throws of dementia seems like it'd be the plot of a Tom Goes to the Mayor episode. Just outlandish.

@wonderemporium6094

2 жыл бұрын

Biden is Richard Dunn

@MajimaGoro8

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, Trump, Biden and Harris all seem like Tim and Eric characters.

When Trump said he loves uneducated people;, he was speaking directly to Tim.

I love how the Vatican anthem at the end!

This brings me back to school when the teacher would pick someone to read out loud.. lol

I'm proud to be an American, again! Thank you On Cinema!

This was funnier in June 2016 than it is now.

@neighborhoodmusicsnob5517

3 жыл бұрын

That's literally all comedy

I don't think he expected the oompa loompa to win at all

Love the pre-Alaska & Hawaii flag

trump has this election in the bag

@Barsabus

8 жыл бұрын

more like he has his erection in a bag!

@Dotzek0n

8 жыл бұрын

+Barsabus No.

@Barsabus

8 жыл бұрын

Dotzek0n but yes

@Jadedgems

8 жыл бұрын

A bag of popcorn?

@saabturbografx

8 жыл бұрын

+Barsabus gay

It's about time Tim came over to the good side.

"We kneel before you.."

Tim Heidecker is easily one of the most self sacrificing, hard worker and knowledgeable producer/actor/screenwriter/political activist I have ever seen. I myself am too much of a coward to expose Shillary in public like he does and without him doing so I do believe us humble voters would not have a voice. He has my vote in 2020. PS: Turkington it's time to grow up buddy boy and put on your big boy wranglers. Life isn't only about popcorn and movies, that's what the elites want. We need Tim's vast knowledge of politics and these elite scumbags matched with your high tier movie producing capabilities. Time is of the essence! I give this episode 6 bags of pop corn and a pirated copy of zeitgeist for Turkington to find out just how truly a dire of a situation the USA is in!

This endorsement may have (probably) tipped the scale in Trump's favor. I'm disappointed in you, Tim. And so is your son, Spraynard.

Amazing, Tim. You're a brave man and a true American. Lets make American great again!

He was going to say "sitting on the iron throne" lol

I’m starting to suspect that Tim, the host of On Cinema, doesn’t read too good.

We kneel before you

Wow, throwback to July 2016 when satire still existed... (sighs)

I almost voted Hillary. Thanks for showing me the light Tim Heideker... The trump stop

@cat_jk00

8 жыл бұрын

I want a Trump Stop trucker hat. "Trump Stop! The place for coffee, doughnuts, and being and being an illiterate, incompetent, piece of shit, since 2016!"

I wonder if he regrets doing this, even as a joke.

@mattbaker7305

4 жыл бұрын

@auburn024 1 Unfortunately, Trump has done nothing to help his supporters learn proper grammar and a full grasp of the English language.

@omnibussy

3 жыл бұрын

@auburn024 1 lol trump is fatter so why even go there 😂

@mattbaker7305

3 жыл бұрын

@auburn024 1 Yes I am.

@mattbaker7305

3 жыл бұрын

@auburn024 1 You know, I wrote this whole aggressive and negative thing out, about why I don't like our current president. However, there is already so much anger, hatred, and fear right now in our country, I don't want to add to it. No matter how small. So, in lieu of that, I just want to say, with sincerity, I hope you have a good day today. If we ever meet (or meet someone like the other) I hope we can put our knives down, have a beer, and discuss calmly and openly about our values, and more importantly, find the things we have in common before the things we don't. Take care. Hope you and your loved ones are safe during this time.

@Supersquigi

3 жыл бұрын

@auburn024 1 you forgot a period on all of your posts you dumb fuck. Next time just log off the internet, log off the facebooks and keep your comments to yourself

god that was brilliant. not a single stammer or awkward pause wasted

Trump will be the man to salt and butter the popcorn of america

@cat_jk00

8 жыл бұрын

So what your saying is he'll burn the shit out of us with hot butter, and then rub salt in the wound?

@jrbaconcheez

8 жыл бұрын

+AtomizerVersion1 butter MUST be hot. Simple collateral for a strong and tasty foreign policy

@cat_jk00

8 жыл бұрын

It just melts... Like foreign policies... mmm...

It's WAY past 60 seconds at this point

- richard heart levels of douchness LOL

i am just discovering this guy, and i love it so much.

anyone else see tim imitating Alex Jones? so funny.

@ryneredington

8 жыл бұрын

Yup. I think he really is a trump fan. He endorsed him in his stand up act like 3 years ago.

@JordanPerrier

8 жыл бұрын

rynor23 oh really. he endorsed him in a stand up act? Is that what he did?

@ryneredington

8 жыл бұрын

J Perr Yeah I understand. Just feels that way to me. In my defense, I said "I think". But why would he even bring up "Hillary's America" in the first place. I doubt many liberals would be giving it promotion. Personally I like the Clinton Chronicles more.

@JordanPerrier

8 жыл бұрын

rynor23 don't get puke on my shirt.

@JordanPerrier

8 жыл бұрын

rynor23 ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhh.

0:39 The confusion on his face reading his own words

A 2minute 60 second soap box

Gunna give it 5 bagz, two sodas and maybe throw in a miniature American flag🇺🇸

Tim is awesome

lmao @ the strong man reference xD

" is.. IS" i love you tim

I blame you, Tim, for this shit

@coolguy02536

6 жыл бұрын

Such an ironic username lmfao

Looking back - Look at all of the people who don't know when they're being made fun of.

danld trupt: I'm sorry, i'm terrible, you shold be presdientt Dekkar: Thanks, I'm the best, and I ACCEPT the endorsement, thankyou mister former president.

That expression on Gregg's face though.

Still too coherent to have been real

I wish I could laugh at this

@somenothing7914

8 жыл бұрын

inject a mariJuana or two

@JonYodice

8 жыл бұрын

get marijuano, and roll it in a cigarette and smoke it with aziz

I will never stop lmao with Tim Heidecker I love him so much 😅😂😂😂

I’m going to needlepoint this on a giant pillow. Perhaps a My Pillow.

"I, Tim Heidecker host of on cinema, lead singer and bassist of deckar and executive producer of the hit show decker, do donally... do... solemnly endorse the presidency of donald j trump. He is the leadership of which we need to command our country back ... uh, to a position of strength through leadership his business experience of treating our country like a CEO ... would in terms of strength through experience is and is needed ... now, more than ever because of the times we are living in. Faced many challenges, but must look forward towards a strong man ... h-- uh, as, and as , we must look forward towards a strong man... Hold on, get through this... Support... look forward towards a strong man as donald j trump is... IS... it comes ... we must .... yes, right ... we must elect him and protect our country, um... from the dangerous forces of hillary and another term of obama. He will make our borders safe, through the building of wall- of the wall and get our working country back in shape... uh... I've... I... I vall... I will... do... whatever i c--- whatever i can to help support my leader my hero ... is you... is in you... who but ... ... my hero ... is in you, thank you for giving us life, giving your life to the public as you sacrifice so much. you could be sitting - this is to donald trump - we kneel before you and... yes we -- yes this is it here, we kneel before you and thank you for giving your life to the public as we sacrifice - as you sacrifice so much, you could be sitting on the yacht with your beautiful wife drinking champagne and having uh the time of your life but you choose to fight for us, the last remaining people who even matter."

Hillary would've won if only she went on On Cinema At the Cinema

Everyone's complaining about people not understanding this was a joke. I haven't actually seen anyone take this seriously

“No peace without freedom.” - Uncle Vance

get donald trump on as a special guest. itll get 200 million views in an hour.

i think i cried.

This is the essence. I knew a guy exactly like this that used to get drunk and watch Trump rallies.

Music kind of sounds like O Canada pitched slightly up

the last people who even matter

Tim is the reason Donald got elected

I give this video: 6 bags of popcorn, a little bottle of spray tan and a bootleg of the Dekkar LP.

So does this count for 2020 too?

I'll give it five bags of popcorn and a little Donald Trump action figure.

Tim you changed my views I'm voting for the poop tube

A very moving and well-crafted speech. Kids will study this in history class someday.

Now we know it was the vape pen talking

I'm so glad we can laugh at this now. I mean really laugh.

@LegendaryBrandon1

2 жыл бұрын

heh...

@SonnyGTA

2 жыл бұрын

You mean cry. As Biden sends us into oblivion.

@samaelrising666

2 жыл бұрын

@@SonnyGTA You should be glad. Soon all your suffering will end, miserable one.

Well, Tim, you got what you asked for. Rats off to ya!

tim is smarter than I thought, he didn't endorse hillary

This is so much like when Charlie tried to write a political message on Always Sunny

If only our President were as articulate.....

@coolguy02536

6 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, we replaced him with Trump.

Your endorsement put us over the edge? Thanks Decker! Gregg tried to stop us the whole time. he was probably the one that set the fire to take over the show, sacrificing his movie library to cover his tracks.

"This is to donald trump"

Thank You Tim you are a man of High Moral Principle,the GOP appreciates your support.