Gregg is like a sociopath, but instead of being a danger to others for his lack of empathy he just disregards them entirely and only cares about movies

@winstonmarlowe5254

Жыл бұрын

I think he's supposed to be on the spectrum

@dusk_ene

Жыл бұрын

@@winstonmarlowe5254 i am on the spectrum and totally get it but lets be real.. he still lacks any empathy.

@winstonmarlowe5254

Жыл бұрын

@@dusk_ene I dunno...he looked pretty worried when Mark was rushed to the hospital in that one Oscar Special.

@kappa2275

Жыл бұрын

@@winstonmarlowe5254 he has a lack of empathy, but only for Tim

@aarondavis8943

Жыл бұрын

@@winstonmarlowe5254 He's 5 bags along the spectrum. And 2 sodas.

Tim: "I love you." Gregg: ".......and I love that you've put me in this position...."

@Mossfaerie

3 жыл бұрын

look-lookme-lookmein the eyes

loving the air conditioner sound.

@Mega_Mikey

8 жыл бұрын

Is that what that is? LOL jfc I'm so stoned and was so confused

@EndOfSmallSanctuary97

8 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahahahahahaha so funny.

@hecksongs9803

8 жыл бұрын

It's the sound of a film reel, actually.

@hecksongs9803

7 жыл бұрын

There's literally a film reel in their logo, that's what the sound is imitating. They don't have an actual reel on set, I bet, and if they do it sure isn't running. But the sound is there for a reason. Awareness is key. 0:22

@richardjohn89

7 жыл бұрын

@beefcake Errr have you even watched it yourself? They even mention the air con.

The way that Greg reacted to Tim's 'i love you' was like an animal that had been abused for years that finally got a new caring owner. His eyes darting not able to hold eye contact without any trust in what is being said.

@Mr.DeeTea

4 жыл бұрын

Problem for Gregg is that its the same owner.

@biggiesmartypants

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mr.DeeTea Tim's a new man!

@pierogiesAndKielbasa

3 жыл бұрын

@@biggiesmartypants Like bibel story, Tim Newman is born

@biggiesmartypants

3 жыл бұрын

@@pierogiesAndKielbasa hallelujah!

@dogchaser520

3 жыл бұрын

It could end in murder one day.

I love how loud the air conditioning is. This show is so genius! 5 bags of popcorn, and 2 arrest warrants for Dr. San

@ttyyuuiiei

2 жыл бұрын

I paused it because it was so loud I thought it was the AC in my house

@NotEvenSmoozed

Жыл бұрын

I thought my computer had some run away process going and was pumping the fans lol

@jimbobbby

11 ай бұрын

​@@ttyyuuiieihahaha same

Gregg cutting off Tim’s near suicide attempt story to compare to It’s a Wonderful Life is absolute genius

@bigbeefscorcho

2 жыл бұрын

Gregg can only understand this world through the lens of movies. You could shoot him with a gun and he’d be like “this is like what happened to Sonny Corleone in Francis Ford Coppola’s Godfather”

"older teenagers, maybe from 13 up to 19 and then everyone past that age"

@aarons_picks3783

4 жыл бұрын

Atma505 😂😂😂😂😂

@isaacberger6721

3 жыл бұрын

This purported expert doesn't know that R movies are intended for people who are 17 and up?! Who's the real criminal here, the man guilty of a measly 19 felony murders, or the one trying to bait millions of teens into getting arrested for trying to see Sausage Party?

@ts3935

3 жыл бұрын

@@isaacberger6721 Tim head alert

@anactualplant9574

3 жыл бұрын

@@ts3935 definitely a Tim head. Gregg heads unite

If only Gregg had said “I love you” back...maybe those 20 kids wouldn’t have died

@patrickcaproni8600

3 жыл бұрын

DELETE THIS COMMENT TIM WAS FOUND INNOCENT OF THE ***19*** MURDERS BY A JURY OF HIS PEERS

@YourTVFriend

3 жыл бұрын

Gregg has so much blood on his hands at this point

@jimreily7538

3 жыл бұрын

If Dr San had been allowed to provide the unconscious kids with more vape, nobody would have died. Cellular level homeopathy is where it's at. Or was, until Dr San died. 5 bags of popcorn to Dr San, and I'll throw in a high dosage nutritional vape juice.

@demondrummer1614

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah fuck.

@Weehawk

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's 19. Way to inflate the number.

I love how Tim and Gregg are always both trying to talk about completely different things. This is what happens when you put together a creative genius bad boy and the most pre-eminent film expert of our age since Roger Ebert

"Unlike the 1977 version, which wasn't filmed in New Zealand, this one was" thank god we have a master film buff like Gregg to fill us in on these amazing behind-the-scenes facts

I love that every movie gets at least 5 bags of popcorn. It makes me feel so safe and comfortable.

@prime6965

2 жыл бұрын

Except Ant man. That one was a miss

@ApostleMan222

Жыл бұрын

Jupiter ascending didn’t initially

@TheItalianoAssassino

Жыл бұрын

@@ApostleMan222 I hope they review Jupiter Ascending a third time But yeah, On Cinema at the Cinema is one of the comfieest Drunk/High shows

@ThommyofThenn

5 ай бұрын

I'm glad they're still making these kind of movies

@BAGAKOOS

Ай бұрын

@@prime6965Antman’s actually a 5 bagger. Tim was just mad and jealous that Antman was a better rated film and made more money at the box office and was and still is very popular, while fantastic four was sort of a major flop and one of the worst movies of not just that year, but the whole decade. Fantastic four is really a 1 bag of popcorn movie. Very sad.

The baby carrots are just so compelling

@CatMaster90001

8 жыл бұрын

Maybe so, but not nearly as much as the Nazi sauerkraut.

First time I've ever agreed with Gregg on this show ever: Listen up, Hollywood. More baby carrots, less sausages.

I lost it when they showed Greg's Twitter handle for only a brief second.

@dranoelhs

3 жыл бұрын

time stamp?

@elmerglue21

3 жыл бұрын

@@dranoelhs 1:31 or around there

"I WISH YOU WERE WEARING AN ON CINEMA AT THE CINEMA SHIRT" "WE DON'T HAVE THOSE" "I GAVE YOU ONE"

@Fugu6000

Жыл бұрын

Actually, he gave him two.

other than neil hamburger being kinda like tony clifton i can't see anyone who is in any way the comedic equivalent of greggs character on this show he just kills it every time

I'm not sure how to say this, because of all the hard work Gregg has put in to the Victorville Film Center, but I really hope he's not planning to charge $5 for people to come and watch tapes from his VHS collection. There's a very explicit warning at the beginning of each tape that says such public exhibitions are prohibited. Might be time to lawyer-up, Gregg.

@moodyangel

8 жыл бұрын

Hardcore film-heads are willing to take those risks.

@ScottGibbs

8 жыл бұрын

Jasmine Amelia That level of passion for film just might bring a good man down. I'll keep Gregg in my prayers.

@Jack_______oh

Жыл бұрын

Most of Gregg's collection is taped off of TV so there are no such restrictions.

I think this episode in particular really showcases Gregg's expertise. Even in a moment when Tim is being vulnerable, talking about how he almost took his own life, Grogg is able to quickly make a connection and reference a movie that shares the same plot as Tims suicide attempt. Wow. This guy is the real deal, and we are lucky to have access to this knowledge for free.

@timefluidscribbler

17 күн бұрын

Grogg

"This season's all about the classics... and new releases too." (It's great to see that the only movies they're focusing on are all of them.)

@homeless_sushi

Жыл бұрын

Ignorant comment. All 5 baggers become instant popcorn classic, regardless of how old they are; obviously not all movies can get the coveted 5 bags, but luckily many of them do.

It's so sad that Gregg couldn't even maintain eye contact while Tim professed his love. Dammit Gregg! You don't have to kiss him (if you don't feel the same way), but at least acknowledge his feelings.

Gregg makes this work. I love Tim's humor but Gregg's acting is so good it makes this all seem so realistic. He generally seems so pissed off and over all of this bullshit lol

@cazimirpark527

6 жыл бұрын

And he still comes back. Every time.

@TheSouthpawSoldier

6 жыл бұрын

What are you talking about? Acting??

@spotieotie

6 жыл бұрын

Thats the point?

@TheLastComa

6 жыл бұрын

He's also Neil Hamburger...which he completly commits too. He's also very humble in person to his fans, we were somewhat drunk and obnoxious when we spotted him and he was very cool with us and our antics.

@ManillaProject

5 жыл бұрын

Gregg is going to snap one day

Marc's been poppin up a good batch today

Wow, Tim was lucky to live through all that PCH 9/11!

@monkeyfishfilms

8 жыл бұрын

yeah I almost lost my cousin to that shit, im glad tim caught on before it was too late

@DClean

7 жыл бұрын

Happy Anniversary

@davidgiles9378

7 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Now, let that sink in.......and stay away from nutritional vaping.

@isthatweird

Ай бұрын

What a horrible name for a chemical... reminds me of that tragedy.

Gregg got demoted to co-guest? That's a sad shame.

@FerGalicia

8 жыл бұрын

Oh man not even co-host or guest.

@trollghostol

8 жыл бұрын

hes an ugly man with an ugly name, and thus deserves an ugly position

What the Hell, Gregg? No "Hey guys" in this episode??

Tim finally admiting to some of his mistakes. he's still a despicable person but he's making progress.

@congressmanweezy3011

8 жыл бұрын

Despicable, but great.

@ketaminewarrior

8 жыл бұрын

Congressman Weezy Tim-head leave

@GAMERBOYMANYGAMES99

8 жыл бұрын

did you notice how he deflected all responsibility though?

@irisbunky

8 жыл бұрын

"He's despicable, but I endorse him." -- Paul Ryan

@bluestate69

8 жыл бұрын

that is the best comment of the week, in my opinion. funny, and topical. even though its a sore subject. here's to hoping Tim successfully battles his inner demons.

glad too see mark proksch is still in the good graces of the on cinema family. keep tha popcornp oppin, mark!!!!

0:33 some popcorn landed in your pocket there, bud

@ThePharphis

8 жыл бұрын

holy crap

@edwardm7292

8 жыл бұрын

Saving it for later?

@devmyster925

8 жыл бұрын

you son of a bitch

@billygowhoop

7 жыл бұрын

These are the kinds of special effects and attention to detail that make me tune into Decker and On Cinema every week.

@spensert4933

7 жыл бұрын

Now I can figure out what I am going to do this weekend. Thanks guys! I hope to get out to Victorville soon.

Tim to Gregg: "I love you." *next movie: Sausage Party*

The last two episodes had me laughing so hard I cried. Who else started when it was just a podcast?

@kableV2

8 жыл бұрын

I had completely forgotten that On Cinema used to be a podcast.

@J4L0RZ

8 жыл бұрын

That 300 episode gets me every time

@eltonjohnson

8 жыл бұрын

I listened, not immediately realizing that Gregg Turkington was Neil Hamburger.

@Eradicus

7 жыл бұрын

Yes I did, only a few epsiodes, but I absolutely loved it. I love Tim, Eric and most importantly Gregg

@jimreily7538

3 жыл бұрын

I started with Oscer then went back to the podcasts. The early episodes of the podcast were quite short, and sounded like they'd been recorded on a phone in a bar or something, but the content was great then, as it is now.

Gregg doesn't move his neck EVER

@BodywiseMustard

4 жыл бұрын

Gregg is such a Bay-head he's copying George Clooney

@isaacberger6721

3 жыл бұрын

I think he's actually just 10 owls in a suit jacket

@jeffgphd

3 жыл бұрын

Doesn’t he actually have a neck issue?

@capone51

3 жыл бұрын

Not that is matters for Gregg or anyone, but I'm convinced it's a glandular thing. I'm not a doctor but his neck was super swollen in Mister America. God bless, Gregg and hope it's not chronic.

@number1authority

2 жыл бұрын

@@capone51 Maybe that’s the real reason he hates George Lucas so much. Alpha neck envy

Gregg, be wary of Tim staying in the Victorville Film Archive. He could relapse, fall asleep with a lit cigar and burn down all those rare and valuable VHS tapes.

@FrugalGamerFlashback

7 жыл бұрын

I TOLD YOU GREGG!

@carkindozin

4 жыл бұрын

Controller Cramps spoilers

@WailordLvX

4 жыл бұрын

What the fuck???

@0oidiedinatimemachineo024

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO he gets his face burned from flying melting VHS tapes (I'm watching these episodes backwards for some reason)

@isaacberger6721

3 жыл бұрын

I told you I don't smoke! Yes, I smoke cigars occasionally when friends are in town. Yes, I do! Good news, cigarette juice!

PCH-911 is cruel mistress.

@bohemianbum9829

8 жыл бұрын

synthetic cocaine will straight fuck your day up

@tomhanksinbig

7 жыл бұрын

The scary thing is you can make it from some of the things you find under the sink and when you are on it, you are on it...

This show was a brilliant return to form for On Cinema. After last week's completely unprofessional show I considered abandoning this program all together. Greg did NOT know how to handle host duties and he embarrassed himself in front of his guest, who schooled him in what it means to be a film expert. Thank god Tim is back. His insight into the world of film criticism is why I watch the show, and his health tips keep me coming back for more. Greg, on the other hand, acts like a complete prick. He should show some respect for the true host of the show.

@wealllame

8 жыл бұрын

yea and Dekkar is the closest thing we have to the doors ;) so no he shouldn't be wearing a on cinema shirt fucking Greg man...

@distantandvague

8 жыл бұрын

Nobody would miss you if you left. Tim is doing his best. For god's sake, his son has only been dead for a year.

@scorcher59

6 жыл бұрын

Lawrence "Larry" Turman = pro buff Gregg Turkington = amateur buff

This episode was a bit heavy on the raunch, I don't appreciate having to explain the words you used to my children watching.

The subtle details in this are incredible, like Gregg being 7 years out on the date of It’s a Wonderful Life

That AC is loud boys

hahahah cant even look him in the eyes for 2 seconds

lol now let that sink in.........

@bluestate69

8 жыл бұрын

.................................................................

@moodyangel

6 жыл бұрын

...............what are the movies this week?

I love "Gregg Turkington Presents: Tim Heidecker's On Cinema At The Cinema" keep up the good work Gregg Turkington and Tim Heidecker and keep producing more excellent episodes of "Gregg Turkington Presents: Tim Heidecker's On Cinema At The Cinema."

I think kids can handle raunch

@FerGalicia

8 жыл бұрын

+Yoko Bongo yeah! you're meant to turn on the raunch and walk out of the room and don't come back until is over.

@kurks001

8 жыл бұрын

Legalize ranch! Buzz me, mellow!

@CatMaster90001

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I mean, look at Bad a News Bears! That had some raunch in its day, and it's a classic!

@FerGalicia

8 жыл бұрын

+CatMaster90001 wow! dejavu.

@jasmynpseudonymous2065

7 жыл бұрын

Jeff Taargus cool ranch Doritos?

Big ups to Tim for apologizing for apologizing to his band. Going to buy another copy of "Empty Bottle" to commemorate!

Gregg's awkward reaction to intimacy and the way he's being pissed off by that always cracks me up. Like that time on Oscer special where Kim Delgado wanted to kiss him and he was like "No. No kiss."

@MrSchmeoin1

2 жыл бұрын

Greggs true love will always be movies first, categorizing his vhs tapes second, the Hobbit third and then maybe, MAYBE Tim. Movieheads know that friends are temporary, but great films are forever...

@jacksonjacob7791

11 ай бұрын

He's been hurt by Tim's unpredictable behavior so many times it's hard to know if this is true or not.

A star of Hollywood is trying to communicate intimately with Gregg and he can't even look him in the eyes. Gregg should be thrown into the sun.

Lol the AC in the background

4:57 - A single tear rolled down my eye. The most beautiful thing Tim has ever said to Greg.

I can't think of anyone more underrated than these two guys.

You know, with a schedule like that, in little under a year and-a-half a person might be able to set the world record of 500 movies watched in 500 days...

lmao, Gregg couldn't even look Tim in the eye

Gregg consistently unable to relate to anything in the real world except through movies is a great running gag. And rings painfully true. Avoidance is the sickness of the age

@neonfroot

Жыл бұрын

My friend, history is rife with whitewashing

@dogchaser520

Жыл бұрын

@@neonfroot I got a great fence you'd love to paint I tell you hwut

Tim is not real, he is simply Greg's perception of his true self... the man he wishes to be.

@gamerman360

8 жыл бұрын

Woah

@angelicreinforcement3373

8 жыл бұрын

I give that psychoanalysis five bags of popcorn and a bar of soap rendered from human fat.

@danambrose1821

8 жыл бұрын

i totally disagree. maybe NOONE is more comfortable with themselves than gregg

@voltage341

8 жыл бұрын

pff, i wish. i mean, are you real?

@xtraspecialmango

6 жыл бұрын

Like Fight Club 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿 🍿

Great touch that Gregg always gives the wrong year after he names the title. ‘Bad New Bears’ was ‘76 not ‘77 and ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ was ‘46 not ‘39

The description of this episode should be 'On Cinema At The Cinema Host and Creator Tim Heidecker, in a heartfelt moment of vulnerability, attempts to thank and apologize to his guest Gregg Turkington. Gregg however, in an ever-characteristic display of soullessness, rebukes Tim's efforts and refuses to talk about anything other than the Victorville Film Archive, continuously disrupting Tim's attempts at recompense.'

I was like "What is that noise in the background?" and then I remembered I was watching the most detail oriented art piece on the internet

Really feeling the love on this episode. 5 bags of popcorn and maybe a little smooch each for Gregg and Tim.

Tim and Gregg are my new OTP

@ThecrackheadCHJ

8 жыл бұрын

same ❤

@placidfuture5693

7 жыл бұрын

What the fuck?

@BurgertubeFounder

7 жыл бұрын

Hmm... I need to look that up on Fanfiction.net...

“I love u” “Next we have sausage party”. That juxtaposition makes me laugh so hard for some reason.

There needs to be a timestamp for Tim professing his love for Greg. 5:25 - get your act together Adult Swim.

Greg is what makes this show for me

Every frame a painting, each sound bite a careful symphony. A masterpiece.

This needs to be Gregg Turkington's On Cinema at the Cinema. Not Tim Heidecker's health problems.

@letmegoletmego

8 жыл бұрын

I apologise to you all. Tim created this - and as such deserves ALL of our respect. Please forgive me. I'm LISTENING to this now. I'm letting it sink in. Tim - I LOVE YOU!

@letmegoletmego

8 жыл бұрын

I gave myself a thumbs down.

Baby carrots as a sequel down the pipe.

Gregghead for life! You are so good to Tim!!

PCH-9/11

@MatthewHenderson1

5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Miller it’s a hell of a drug

Love the subtle callback to Tim's Nut Job flub when he starts the Sausage Party synopsis lol

The set up of this series never gets old. Gregg just wants to review movies, but Tim always has to get his personal life involved

Mean-spirited people saw hate and contempt between these two but I always thought they loved each other deep down. TIM & GREGG BFF!

If Tim really loved Gregg, he’d give him 5 bags of popcorn

Lol the edit of the On Cinema location never fails to make me laugh. "VICTORVILLE- California!"

I like how many times Gregg uses some variant of the "it's spelled both ways" excuse, which is never actually true, instead of just admitting he's wrong

Pretty exciting film schedule for September. I'll be there for all 30 movies. Start popping the corn.

Nothing worse for a man than having another man demand you look him in the eyes so that he can tell you he loves you.

Sausage Party 2: Carrots with some raunch dressing (for teenagers 13-19 and people older too)

Pretty pathetic to see Greg couldn't be bothered to come up with a new intro for his On Location segments since they moved to Victorville. You can tell he has a real sense of entitlement within the On Cinema Family.

@kurks001

8 жыл бұрын

I was pretty upset that he wasn't man enough to say "I love you" back to Tim. What's his deal?

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Ki- ALRIGHT

Hang in there Tim! Maybe use these experiences to help you write a new script for Decker! Decker takes on the underground vape nation and exposes them for their falsehoods! You could even have the Vape turn them into Zombies! lots of thrills for sure.

@chilidoghamsalad9952

8 жыл бұрын

i dont really think zombies have a place in a show based heavily on realism. To me the fantasy element of decker stops and starts with dracula.

@aaronsbot

8 жыл бұрын

+CHILIDOG HAMSALAD I would normally agree however there have been studies done on Zombies and the real threat they could have on the United States of America and the Constitution. Just saying studies don't lie...

@ammonmiller7950

8 жыл бұрын

Maybe some chills along with those thrills

@noncomposmentis5010

8 жыл бұрын

\//\

@jimreily7538

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like something Payton Reed would come up with. Brilliant stuff

Watching through these episodes, it only just dawned on me that Gregg is Neil Hamburger.

Glad to see On Cinema making a complete turn in the opposite direction providing us with even more movie expertise and determination from Tim. Tim's new attitude and mindset will really contribute to providing us with insightful analysis and opinions about which movies to see and which to wait for VHS. I'm looking forward to see how Tim and Gregg's relationship expands past the platonic as they are both back and better than ever. Maybe Tim will return to his former glory of season 4/season 5 Heidecker where his health and mindset were through the cinema roof. Mark's participation is really making me hopeful for a new season of Golden Age Comedy Classics. I miss good ol' W.C. giving me some laughs for my movie nights.

That air conditioner is SO LOUD LMAOOOOOOOO

Peters dragon was my favorite movie as a kid, and I can admit that it simply wasn't timeless. This new cg fest will hold up and make memories for kids forever

Give that person playing that 13 minute drum solo a medal, he’s earned it.

This show is so amazingly complex and poetic and deep, I can't fucking stand it. Or maybe that's my nutritional vape talking

This is the greatest, most brilliant show ever made. Period.

I think kids can handle a few "B-I-T-H" words

@hemingway1463

7 жыл бұрын

I try not to swear.

That was a very interesting tidbit of movie trivia info, about brokedown and kurt russell.

Thank you so much for all the exposure you're bringing to Victorville!

Ayaka is gone now.

@hunter8554

8 жыл бұрын

she's like a crew member that i guess brought into this whole show haha

@JDubya2k

8 жыл бұрын

Sorry brah.

@rodneydongerfield5378

8 жыл бұрын

Better so. She'd have Yoko Ono'd the shit out of them sooner or later.

@KrDizzy14

5 жыл бұрын

Finally...

I WANT DR SAN TO LOOK AT GREGGS LACK OF EMPATHY

I love you Gregg- feel this.

Wasn't "It's a Wonderful Life" from 1946? Goddammit Greg!

So, is Tim living in a storage room now?

Greg is without a soul and thusly cannot accept or express love.

@LogicIsForPussies

8 жыл бұрын

I don't blame him after all Tim has done to him.

@robinmena6852

8 жыл бұрын

+La Logic. you know this is a comedy show none of what goes on is true. people get a sense of humor

@edwardm7292

8 жыл бұрын

Tim is the only reason anyone knows who he is.

@CinematicFanatic28

8 жыл бұрын

+La Logic every time he looks at Tim he has flashbacks of his collection of VHS tapes either being vomited on or being burned

@HunterSkowronPDX

8 жыл бұрын

+Edward M are you nuts??? Gregg has been around forever. He is Neil hamburger.

Tim's face when Gregg said "from ant-man!" made me laugh out loud

9:52 nearing a character break

this was a very gay episode i give it five bags of popcorn and a big thumbs up

Thanks for the warning about the swear words in Sausage Party, Tim. Our household has some rules on what words are not to be used, and "bith" is one of them. I don't want to see the "cunt" word either.

From the sound of the HVAC unit, you can tell it's powerful. Glad they are getting the place in shape!

love the airconditioner sound in the background, great atention to detail

how many more years must we endure this man's tumultuous rollercoaster ride of a life? You must be a master of your decisions Tim, an example for us all. Greg is your rock, dont take that for granted.

@edwardm7292

8 жыл бұрын

He tried to thank him! Fucking Greg just ignored him.

Best "...On Location" yet!! I am going to be in LA next month and will definitely get my picture taken by the green pole featured in "Broken Down". The only question is whether it'll before or after touring the Victorville Film Archives.