Loved the new opening, it finally cleared up all the confusion I had about what this show was all about.

@chileo1

3 жыл бұрын

Lucky 7 means Casino edition

@idkjustchangingmyname7343

3 жыл бұрын

I love how we are still referring to it as a “new show” 7 seasons in!

@number1authority

2 жыл бұрын

Its all falling into place. Expert movie reviews.

@bucketdecals8428

Жыл бұрын

😭

@HankBukowski

Жыл бұрын

I admire the abilities of the person doing graphics. He kept Tim on the screen until his speech was over and not a second before. Others would have just cut and run. 5-bagger. No bags of soda will always get 1 bag of popcorn and maybe a little 8-bit Tim even comes by to eat that pity bag.

At first I wasn't sure where I remembered Molly Ringwald from, then Tim helpfully pointed out that she was in those old Molly Ringwald movies. Thanks Tim! This is the kind of expertise I watch this show for

"Should I see a movie this weekend? Aaaahhhhh!"

@ThommyofThenn

5 ай бұрын

I see someone make this comment every time that clip is in the intro and it's still funny even after the however many time

@MassageandReiki-ee5xg

2 ай бұрын

You’ve come to the right place. Or, video. It will help you, if you need.

The fact that the show is in its 7th season yet Tim still refers to it as a “new” show is really such a great joke.

I agree with Gregg, I depend on Decker vs Dracula for my livelihood

@DannyWilliamH

8 жыл бұрын

+Toastbye _ Here Here! Gregg is an arrogant, selfish pile of piss. Ungrateful fuck. He ruined Decker and he knows it.

@FANKANable

7 жыл бұрын

Mr. sourgrapes himself

When Tim interrupted himself in the intro I almost pissed myself laughing

@j_eezus_christ_bro_chill

4 жыл бұрын

ADS7094 omg lmao

@mikeg4691

3 жыл бұрын

Should I s-

@GVSHvids

3 жыл бұрын

they need to show the editors of the show sometime. I've got 2 theories, either they're extremely incompetent people Tim has some sort of connection to or they're secretly taking the piss. both would be funny.

@GVSHvids

3 жыл бұрын

or tim edits them himself

@SlimCballin

Жыл бұрын

@@GVSHvids his name is Vic Berger

Mr. Sour Grapes himself

All this bickering and Im still not sure if I should see a movie this weekend!!.. AhhHHhhHH!!!

'Molly Ringwald from... the old Molly Ringwald movies..'

@MassageandReiki-ee5xg

2 ай бұрын

Self referencing 😂😂😂😂

funniest intro in the shows history

Tim pulled the casino theme from the 5-bagger bond flick Casino Royale. It's understandable as Tim is a huge Bond-head.

@miaouew

5 жыл бұрын

HOLY SHIT IMAGINE SEEING MY FAVORITE SCAMBAITER HERE SHOT DE FOKK OPP 5 BAGS

"Your show got cancelled, it's time to move on. Lick your wounds, get up off your a** and make something of your life. Choices have been made, I'm living with them." Words to live by from Tim.

These videos have the best comment section on the entire site!

@robinmena6852

8 жыл бұрын

i agree people are so stupid. they think this is real . they are acting they are good friends in real life just like tim and eric. ratts off to you

@ADT2695

7 жыл бұрын

+Vilena Drum. Wtf? It's nauseating and trite, as if they are all in-character.

@jojolafrite90

3 жыл бұрын

Of course, we are all cinema buffs and Hobbit-heads over here. Edit: And so, you are bound to read on point comments on these very professional cinema critic videos.

I am a James Dean fan, I hang around James Dean message boards and James Dean chatrooms, and I can confirm that James Dean fans are furious at #talibantim for pulling the plug on #DeckerVSDracula

@MV12267

Жыл бұрын

Go back to Victorville.

Gregg shows a lot of professionalism in not bringing up personal issues on the show. Tim on the other hand just can't wait to get some jabs in. He's a hack. Just another 4-bag reviewer.

@1m2a3t4t5

8 жыл бұрын

Professional jealousy at its finest.

@yatz57

8 жыл бұрын

+Sir Gobblesmith I'm by no means a gregghead, but you'll have to admit that the Seven movie question was very tricky... Who would have expected "seven" to be the answer in a quiz centerd on the SUBJECT of "seven"?! Tim was being more than little sneaky, here...

@unxnxwn1798

4 жыл бұрын

I’d beg to differ. Gregg can’t accept that his bad screenplay caused Tim to cancel Decker, and then is horribly disrespectful to Tim on this episode because of it, completely detailing the show. Extremely petty.

@michaelmegyeri9333

4 жыл бұрын

Gregg is passive aggressive women

It's clear that Tim's decision to cancel DvD has really sent a riff between these two. Gregg is uncomfortable and rightfully upset, which means his concentration for great film criticism, which he normally is capable of giving, is bothered. We as film buffs are losing our greatest film resource because of Tim's selfishness and jealousy.

@Echoplex25

8 жыл бұрын

+Michael Walsh good, a little turd who not only hosted one of the WORST On Cinema episode, but as well as Destroy the Decker name and stain the Dracula mythos for all time. Bam Stroker would come back to life just to kill himself if he saw this

@oxicemusic

8 жыл бұрын

hey. I love this show. it is so unbelievably hilarious. but. I'm new to it. are you guys in the comments serious? I don't mean to diss you at all. but I want some clarification. this show is a comedy first right? your comment seems a little overly serious. but I think you are being funny as well right? maybe I am missing something... or maybe I haven't had the chance to understand and appreciate this web series as a good film discussion rather than just funny banters.

@oxicemusic

8 жыл бұрын

***** Understood. I figured that. I also mentioned that possibility in my comment. I don't think I've ever seen SO many people playing alone in the comments tbh. That's cool tho

@oxicemusic

8 жыл бұрын

***** What??? Tell me how.

@theshmalls

8 жыл бұрын

+Michael Walsh Are you serious? What Gregg made was a complete mockery of the Decker franchise, and any other Deckerhead would agree. Dracula? Seriously? He's just throwing in whatever he wants in without thinking about the implications it has. Tim gave Gregg a chance to really bring the Decker series to life, and he seriously blew it. He didn't even really think about the characters and how they should be interacting with each other. Even if Dracula was to be in the Decker series, Decker would have been the one to go stop him, not a code breaker. It made no sense, and Tim was right to pull the plug before his series endured any further humiliation.

5:06 is the moment Tim decided he would destroy Gregg’s new VHS collection as soon as the opportunity presented itself. And sure enough, he did.

I keep getting online to get a job... I get on.. Go to KZread for background music.. Then just watch this art instead. I'm seriously sleeping in a tent as a result of on cinema. Thank you Tim. Thank you Gregg. I love you guys

The best part of this show is they continue to do it. Something comforting about watching it too.

@TylerJC1212

2 жыл бұрын

They love it. That’s why it’s comforting. They simply love it

@ambassador8524

2 жыл бұрын

@@TylerJC1212 so do I, not sure why!

@user-zy8cy6hn6o

Жыл бұрын

I only ever actually laugh every 10 or so episodes but comforting is a good word for it

@ocpofficialrep7026

Жыл бұрын

Same I always watch while I'm eating.

Lucky seven means casino edition

The new intro is fantastic, especially Tim's monolog talking about what the idea of the show is in great detail.

the initials for gregg turkington's adaptation of decker being DVD is just too good, such an underrated joke

You have to respect Tim for not going off the chain with all of Greggs comments about Gregg Turkington's Decker vs. Dracula

@chrisbyerly

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that’s the drugs

Oh my god this is the best intro ever.

I foresee a gambling problem

@djgiga2

8 жыл бұрын

+DaddyPims Dont worry Tim has his Relax powder he can just put in water or juice.

@monkeyboy4746

8 жыл бұрын

+DaddyPims Yes, that would be a good twist.

@Ataraxian666

8 жыл бұрын

+DaddyPims You mean grambling, ya dingus!

@reggie8370

5 жыл бұрын

He’s too smart for that

@reggie8370

4 жыл бұрын

Didn’t happen

"Mr Sour Grapes himself" BODIED

"one of the great classics of all time"

I gotta say Tim does seem very relaxed in this episode. That powder sounds amazing.

Tim’s hair and makeup on these episodes is excruciating hilarious ugh I’m crying and it’s so subtle.

a thousand bucks

@dannyrice225

8 жыл бұрын

+platefish just like that

Who else is here from the James Dean message boards and chatrooms?!

This whole thing is fantastic.

Tim scaring the shit out of "James Dean" made my day.

The Buff has left the building ladies & gentlemen. And if you ask me, it's about time. Gregg has put up with TalibanTim's BS for far too long and this "unlucky season 7" is the final straw for not only him, but we, the Greggnation as well. #FinishDVD #GreggArmy #DeanHead

Meet joe black came out in 1998 Gregg. Wow.

@maverik45

8 жыл бұрын

+Aginor27 When you have such a large number of great movies bouncing around in your head, it's easy to make a small mistake. The real blunder was Tim choosing a movie whose name is the same as the name of the game. So amateur.

@Aginor27

8 жыл бұрын

+maverik45 Yes. I'm a Gregghead all the way but the immediate shock of the moment mortified me.

@infjard

8 жыл бұрын

+Aginor27 this is like bobby fischer's disastrous amateur move against boris spassky. only more shocking.

When you got movies like Tom Cruise in them, you can't lose.

The fact that Tim wins at least $1000 at the end just completes it.

Q: What is the lowest-rated film featuring a man who paid $15,000 for a tiny part? A: Fantastic Four with Tim Heidecker

@isaacberger6721

4 жыл бұрын

@@SearchForHim I think you're confused because Gregg has a sword named Sting which glows when goblins are nearby, he's not a goblin himself

@burnsometrashcans

3 жыл бұрын

Liberal hitjob..typical gregghead

@MV12267

2 жыл бұрын

It's a 5 bagger

@turtlehead2

2 жыл бұрын

@@SearchForHim despite your biased opinion I give Ant Man 5 bags of popcorn and a truckload of plain popcorn because you’re way too salty

i wish the intro was longer

@qwerty52676

4 жыл бұрын

He should at least let us know what the show is about during the intro

in physical pain laughing just trying to get through that intro scroll, fucking hell Tim

Gregg saying “Personal problem discussions” hahaha

if i'll ever have children i'll leave them the links to this amazing program in my will. my children deserve the best!

Almost 8 years later and 'Jem and the Holograms' is still one of the great classics of all times

Hard to believe there was a time when these two were enjoying dinner at Carraba's and a movie nights. 🙁 Their relationship has truly become an Empty Bottle.

Gregg’s fangs came out on this one. I give it 5 bags of popcorn.

"What matters is quality." -Tim Heidecker

love the new informative intro

The cut back at 7:13 is some cinema magic

Meet Joe Black came out in 1998. So much for being a buff Gregg

I just love his guest host variety!

@isaacberger6721

3 жыл бұрын

Just guest, Gregg is no host

the fact that he could have used any still frame of Gregg for Stump the Buff and chose to use one where he had to blur the ant man shirt is so funny

That was legitimately too upsetting to watch. I nearly cried when Gregg walked out 😢

Gregg was the reason I got into VHS collecting in the first place. This is hard to watch.

Gregg speaks the truth when he says that some people depend on #DVD for their livelihoods! I pay the bills by writing a blog dedicated to recapping every episode of #Decker and now that it's cancelled I don't know how I'll make it through the year. Tim Heidecker you just forced me and my family to go groveling to Big Man Obama for welfare! I hope you're happy-- and I thought you and Decker were against Big Government! #FreeDVD #LetMyDeckerGO

I absolutely love the 80's/90's intro music and special effects they use, it simultaneously produces laughter and nostalgia.

I was wondering if it was the same Molly Ringwald from the old Molly Ringwald movies...

Love the trivia segments! Keep 'em up next week!! Hopefully, we get another Tim/ Gregg/ San episode...

Best intro ever. Tim slowly scrolling across the screen going on and on about On Cinema. 5 bag intro

I love how he ends sentences in this upward reflection tone like hes so proud of himself for completing said sentence lol

I bet Dr. San's Relax powder has silver in it, it's going to turn Tim blue.

@BennyGaberMusic

8 жыл бұрын

+monkeyboy4746 I’m very concerned for Tim...

@Mega_Mikey

8 жыл бұрын

I was thinking opioids and amphetamines leading to liver failure and Tim turning yellow

After ten years of watching this I just realized the major punchline is that neither of these men have seen any of these movies.

@user-zy8cy6hn6o

Жыл бұрын

For the first few seasons and Oscar specials I'm almost certain that the real life Gregg has actually not seen the Hobbit. If you listen to what he says in especially the second Oscar special it's apparent hes making stuff up.

@Oliver_the_place

Жыл бұрын

There is plenty of evidence that Greg watches movies you don't get that kind of expertise without the experience that he has in watching videos

@sethprops4404

10 ай бұрын

Is there any info to back this up? Honestly sad to hear Gregg hasn’t ever seen The Hobbit apparently. :/ Yes, i haven’t seen any of the Oscar specials yet.

@berryseinfeld6772

10 ай бұрын

@@sethprops4404 absolutely not lol. Just a theory of mine.

@sethprops4404

10 ай бұрын

@@berryseinfeld6772 It’s a great theory. Glad us small few enjoy the show. Hope your day goes well, “Berry”! ;)

I’m a James Dean fan and i’m furious.

LOL at 7:25 I have thought Gregg has said "Micho Black" for the longest time. I just DuckDuckGoed it and found out how wrong I've been 🤣🤣

0:03 That long-winded intro had be laughing so hard, then when he actually popped back in to interrupt himself I was crying.

after the leaving the set, Gregg was spotted dipping into Tim's "Relax Powder" stash. He really needed it.

DECKER IS DEAD. LONG LIVE BRECKER!

Congratulations on winning a thousand bucks, Tim.

Easily my favourite intro from the whole show

that was a really fun, game-based episode! also, that intro gets better every week.

Hah Gregg Turdington couldn't take the heat! RIP greggheads!!!

Good job Gregg for standing up for yourself, LITERALLY

Guys, get it together! You should be a team like Powell and Pressburger, not arguing like Werner Herzog (Gregg) and Klaus Kinski (Tim)!

@DisgustedBatman

6 жыл бұрын

honestly I think Tim would be Werner. He once made a bet that this guy wouldn't finish his documentary or else he'd eat his own shoes. He lost the bet and he did exactly that then that same dude made a documentary about Werner Herzog losing that bet.

Gregg, you talk about Tim's lack of professionalism by not shaving his beard, only filming for a couple of hours, and unceremoniously killing off the most inventive season of Decker yet, AND THEN YOU WALK... OFF... THE... SHOW... BEFORE FINISHING THE LUCKY 7-THEMED GAMES????? That's low rent, buddy, LOW RENT! Zero bags of popcorn, and a little door to hit your bottom on the way out!

I wanna see that Turkington cut of Decker vs. Dracula.

I live for this

I must admit my suspension of disbelief is getting a work out from the fact that Tim and Gregg still want anything to do with each other at this point.

@nickchambers3935

3 жыл бұрын

I think the paradox of their relationship is the core of On Cinema. Despite everything else they always need each other, because although it’s obvious to everyone else that they don’t know what they’re talking about, they’re the only ones who actually take each other seriously. Gregg needs Tim to give him a platform for his fake expertise, and Tim needs Gregg to give his show some kind of legitimacy.

@squidincsquid

2 жыл бұрын

@@nickchambers3935 you're a wildcard Nick 8:33

@Ward8668

Жыл бұрын

@@nickchambers3935 co-dependent business associates lol

@user-zy8cy6hn6o

Жыл бұрын

I especially love the idea that they are living together still

I just love how the last question had absolutely nothing to do with the number 7

Man, really digging all the info in that 40 second intro

Decker is my favorite project to date love the high attention to cgi accuracy in the dracula episode 2

Tim has very good eye contact. He would make a good cult leader.

Oh my god, I love the Stump the Buff intro.

I love this series now. Best thing TV has ever produced?

BRING BACK DRECKER DRACULA!

Wow! Lucky seven is right! I can't believe Tim won a 1000 bucks, I bet gregg wishes he hadn't stormed out like he did

it's hilarious.... at the time, Jem and the Holograms, held the record for shortest run by a motion picture in wide release

Heidecker pls...

@dodecagon

8 жыл бұрын

Your show is good

@knifetoucher

8 жыл бұрын

+Larry Bolin But it's still no DvD!

@dodecagon

8 жыл бұрын

ZeitLan Inc. -___- that is okay though, I have amazon on the internet

@djgiga2

8 жыл бұрын

+Louis C.K Hey Louie didn't know you were in to metal core, whatever that is. I think there is an opening in Decker vs Dracula for the part of Decker.

@SApcGUY

8 жыл бұрын

djgiga haha that was my retarded 44 year old version 3 years ago. I've grown out of that shit now.

I agree, Tims performance was piss-poor!

@pumpkinbrains101

8 жыл бұрын

+jekanyika I suggest you visit a local healer, get yourself on a powder regiment. Forgiveness is easy when youre sufficiently relaxed.

Whoo boy, Gregg is pretty salty in this episode. I don't blame him, he's right. Tim is taking illegal Relax drugs! It makes sense. #BringBackDeckerVsDracula #JamesDeanFansDemandJamesDeanBackInDeckerVsDracula

omg when he said Ant-Man I died

Dr. Sans holostic medicine seems to be doing wonders for Tim. Definitely going to have to get a hold of him if I'm ever in L.A.!

Choices have been made and I am living with them

Still love that the seats are facing away from the cinema screen.

Loving the fresh new intro.

Best episode of the season. Bring back DVD, Tim! You drugged up buffoon!

Gregg talking right at the opening completely spoiled who the guest was going to be.

"Mr. Sour Grapes Himself"

Tim Heidelberg I feel Abad for that guy but Craig Turkington is a good one too! haha man great episode movies

The smoothest and most seamless intro. Terrific.

I love greg turkington. The way he keeps that straight-face

Gregg's facade is finally being cracked by host man Tim! Tell me, Greggheads, how does it feel to see your hero buff fall miserably from grace and run away like a bitch? #HAHA #funny #stumpthebuff #deckerheads #BanDvD #UnprecedentedOneBagAntMan #KZreadCommentHashtags

@metallicarulezdood

8 жыл бұрын

+Flippy fail? Please. Gregg took the high road here. The only thing that Tim has expertise in is ruining acclaimed shows that redefine cinema history. First OnCinema, now Decker Vs. Dracula. Gregg has had enough. And quite frankly, so have i

@Flippy

8 жыл бұрын

Gregg proved to be the toddler he is when he threw that tantrum and ran out on the 'In The Money' segment. Who's ruining shows now?? I swear you greggheads are just poisoning the well at this point, such a disgrace to the on cinema family.

@Bro-BLZIT

8 жыл бұрын

+Flippy the only poison here is that crap infecting tim's brain from that hack Dr. San. It's obvious that whatever hallucinogens "Dr." Luther San is giving him is disrupting his decision making skills, causing the rift we see today between him and Gregg.

@thorff1

8 жыл бұрын

+Flippy I see that you can acknowledge that Tim has been ruining shows up to this point. His antics outside the show have been a disgrace to the On Cinema cast and crew for ages. As a James Dean fan, I am furious that Tim would even _consider_ ending the *masterpiece* about Kinglon's adventure. Tim was just being childish with his Ant-man review because he wasn't a big star like Gregg. #Jealous

@Flippy

8 жыл бұрын

Gregg clammed up and EPIC FAILED Stump the Buff. Proof that Gregg should not be allowed near movies let alone make a Decker movie.