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Episode 5 of Now Serving
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@jermsbestfriend9296
Жыл бұрын
Honestly, why are you posting audio of a dog being murdered? Somebody needs to find you and straighten you out. This isn't even age restricted.
@not-soprivateplaylist1771
Жыл бұрын
Yo mercenary, hook me up with a picture of that bingo chart.
Someone in my unit volunteered for deployment to pay down debt and he did but when he came back he was in debt again because his wife "forgot" to pay the mortgage, car payments, and everything else.
@VETTvchannel
2 жыл бұрын
O O F
@cycologist7069
2 жыл бұрын
He picked the wrong women to marry.
@Pincuishin
Жыл бұрын
@@cycologist7069 marrying any woman these days is the wrong bet.
@quik478
Жыл бұрын
They should have a course in MoD and DHS about not falling for any random pussy and not trusting the women you barely met and won't see for a long with total control of your material possessions
@robertsteiner4696
Жыл бұрын
Average cheating military wife moment.
Betts definitely needs his own show when he was on the drill field. Dude is hilarious.
It's funny but this actually happen to my Squad Leader SSG Ralph. His girlfriend cleaned out his bank account on the day came back from deployment. He was eager to spend the money he saved up during deployment only to find out she cleaned his account. This was 15yrs ago and it keeps on happening.
@naldi5293
2 жыл бұрын
Fuck at least no dogs got killed lol
@FluxMusicGroup
2 жыл бұрын
Why do people give their significant others their bank account information?
@StudleyDuderight
2 жыл бұрын
One of my buddies had his bank account emptied by his wife 5 months into our 12 month deployment. The bitch was fucking a POG from battalion HQ who had been sent home early from deployment. They drained $30,000 in less than a week. It's all good though. My buddy beat fucking brakes off of that blue falcon piece at a battalion dinner a year later. You couldn't even recognize the guy he was beat so bloody. Edit: Oh, and the affair cost her the subsequent custody battle.
@TerranPlanetaryDefenseForce
2 жыл бұрын
@@StudleyDuderight fucking A. Justice I guess
@cycologist7069
2 жыл бұрын
He picked the wrong girlfriend.
“Nasty fucking thing” he was definitely his drill instructor lol
Story about beating the dog to death with a bat is raw! However we did have someone whose wife poisoned their dog while they were gone, just gave them a bunch of chocolate and watched it die. Marine beat the ever loving stuffing out of her, almost killed her, got arrested. Went to trial, hung jury - it was a nightmare.
@inlandbhsk8r
Жыл бұрын
I see no problems
@guilty_mulburry5903
Жыл бұрын
he get a stay of proceedings?
@madzhacker1989
Жыл бұрын
Man I want an update.
@psychopompous3207
Жыл бұрын
Sounds like justice, against her anyways.
@not-soprivateplaylist1771
Жыл бұрын
I want to see her face.😊
The thing with abusing the dog and killing it in a microwave was pretty dark, even by military humor standards. But as for the rest, ANYONE who served can tell you a story like this. We've all met a few people like Betts, folks you could trust with your life in the field, but you wouldn't trust them with fifty cents
@iCantPickaNamej
2 жыл бұрын
The dark part happens too though.
@bradydahl2424
2 жыл бұрын
bro why tf they did that to the dog bro, animal abusers are just as bad as pedophiles. they all need to be put down.
@swiftsmile
2 жыл бұрын
@@bradydahl2424 facts
@swiftsmile
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah it was pretty dark...I don't even own a dog and it got me worked up
@fltfathin
2 жыл бұрын
@@bradydahl2424 at least pedos succumb in their lust, animal abuser is a level beyond that
I almost cried for his dog...
@hippyhobo8517
2 жыл бұрын
I just did
@lewewibob6492
2 жыл бұрын
Me too luckily this shit ain't real
@TerranPlanetaryDefenseForce
2 жыл бұрын
@@lewewibob6492 somewhere it was though bro. Somewhere it was.
@christhomson8657
2 жыл бұрын
@@TerranPlanetaryDefenseForce That's fucked up.
@mikeschmidt4800
2 жыл бұрын
He's a fucking actor and there was no fucking dog.
woulda been funny when he reached for the kleenex he misses cuz he is cross-eyed.
@Masonator21912.
3 ай бұрын
He has a fake eye
Lesson of the day: Don’t settle for a joint account, keep that shit separate.
however much you pay this man, it's not enough. I was in tears the whole episode and the ricardo milo ending was perfect.
"Adapt and overcome- Get creative" is the best delivery I've ever heard
He got bingo off this man's grief😔
@Tactical_autist
2 жыл бұрын
Gotta play to win my boy
That dog part was fucking horrible. Jesus, I won’t mentally recover from that
@Glocked666
2 жыл бұрын
Same here 😵💫
@atomiccheddar
2 жыл бұрын
I was moderately undisturbed until the microwave...
@billiehockett7450
2 жыл бұрын
@@atomiccheddar I was perfectly fine till that part I feel ya
@aioctober873
2 жыл бұрын
I am stuck between a cold shiver and a gag from that part Mostly because I have a dog, and I can’t bear to loose him…
@the_patriot7726
2 жыл бұрын
Same, I can still hear it crying
Betts face throughout this is hilarious! Just the reactions alone hahaha
Straight up murdered the doggy n putting it in microwave made me cry
@worlore1651
2 жыл бұрын
The microwave made me die of laughter
this is why I stayed single the entire time I was in the army.
@noname-nq5zn
Жыл бұрын
Marriage to a class a rv give you bah I think
@vaporwingfauxmcloud1190
10 ай бұрын
@@noname-nq5zn lol y'all can have that, I'm fine with my pay as it stands. Funny how I don't need BAH to satisfy my bad spending habits when I can save up enough to get out with bank and what's worse is how financial courses are offered for FREE in the military and I'd be stupid not to take it... I don't even mind DFAC food. I love Reserves tbh. None of that bs active duty problems and its excuses when I use my civilian mindset during training events. Y'all active guys act like civilians and get the big green weenie of the army 😂 Y'all pick on us but I'm here chillin at home while these active guys get to needlessly suffer but it wouldn't be a lesson for me if y'all didn't mess up. I learned alot from people who mess up in the military...
"Ex Kills Dog" yoooo😭😂
Damn…had a Marine commit suicide in my battalion 1986 when his wife gave him a sexually transmitted disease. And seen a few wives get pregnant when their husbands were deployed after 9-11. Wedding vows must not mean much. Just extra money in the bank account, until it gets taken out of course and spent on Jody.
@LouisianaPyro93
2 жыл бұрын
True
@Frank-4v
2 жыл бұрын
It's a sad truth. Both husband and wife are young in many cases, and the absence is difficult to cope with.
@barmcd7118
Жыл бұрын
Fuck me, it's the Debbie Downer thread!
@malcolml3202
Жыл бұрын
Wow here in Australia I’m ex army we had a guy on the pistole range in 2009 do the same thing no shit.
His eyes straightened out when he got pissed!
Damn they did the Amtrakers dirty.
Fucking amazing, I was thinking in my head for the whole time he was talking about his debt, that he was gonna make an onlyfans
Haha the actor playing Betts deserves an Oscar.. this shit had me dying laughing.. now as for his ex there’s only one way to handle it.. the desert, a shovel and lye solution.
As a 1833 Sgt (thank God i'm latmoving) I can say i knew of a few guys like this at my old unit.
@larsbilboa6518
2 жыл бұрын
1833s are a magnet for these type of guys for some reason lmaoo
@gatermap
Жыл бұрын
YAT YAS! Was Dco 3rd AABn in 29.
"Good luck Marine.... I done all I can ㋡" D E A D LAUGHING
Warrant looks so concerned about him.
It was great, and then they got the dog in, and I got sad :(
As an 1833 this is absolutely amazing
When I got my first NJP a Sgt was in line in front of me. He gave me a motivation speech. "So what if they bust you down you're a good Marine no matter what" and so on and so on. He reported in and then he ran out screaming without his blouse on and the company Gunny was behind him screaming "Cpl so and so get your fat ass back here" that was a my interdiction to NJPs
@brandonl7110
Жыл бұрын
I'm confused can you clarify
@scothammond5736
Жыл бұрын
@@brandonl7110 on what? The Sgt gave me a moto speech he reported in and received a reduction in rank rather than taking it in stride as he told me to he ran out screaming with the Company Gunny chasing behind
@maxb4210
Жыл бұрын
@@scothammond5736 What the actual hell 😂😂 dude forgot his own advice a second later
@scothammond5736
Жыл бұрын
@@maxb4210 not only did he forget his own advice he put the CO in shitty mood seconds before I had to go in lol.
@maxb4210
Жыл бұрын
@@scothammond5736 I applaud your composure throughout, I don’t know for sure but I feel like I’d at least chuckle once Gunny yelled fat ass
The dog getting killed with his eyes that fucked , priceless
Shit was dark even by military standards
Funny as hell the dog was a little to much tho.
"Hang in there baby" 🤣🤣 Fucking Mint!
My eyes hurt watching this guy
The chika microwaved his pooch 🤣
The casting in all Vet TV episodes I’ve seen are great in my opinion
That bingo sheet killed me
I love some dark humor and it got dark with the pup in the microwave and the bingo board perfect
The main attraction. I miss that place. Beautiful stories started there.
Bruh Bets the funniest character bruh 😂🤣🤣😂😂😂
I didn't want to laugh because this crap is true and I don't want to go to hell 🤣🤣🤣
Man that shit was great had me dyin laughin great job guys!!!!!
The fact that he had it on his bingo card is the worst part.
well that took a dark turn
Damn this channel is good and so accurate. I heard horror stories when I was in.
That escalated so much 🤣
Oh my GOD that is dark!
I was at Area 21 for Admin school.... when they had it on the west coast... easy access to the S gate !
Division Run? Can't wait for that video. Best of the best cadence? One Team 👊😎
I get the dark humor I do I love watching VET TV but the dog was …yeah a lil much 💀
I loved it, the whole thing was spot on. Where do I get my hands on a set of them bingo cards???
6:51 The trump picture in the background priceless
The dog thing was pretty fucked up, even for me. On a separate note, I currently have four of those Bingo spaces checked off. For the turkey thing, I'll have to wait for our unit's next holiday party.
This is how Joe wick was born
Sometimes I feel like I'm missing out on something. Never dated a stripper, had one girlfriend, (now wife) since the beginning of my marine career from PFC to SGT, got BAH as a Lance (not married till Sgt), dont have any kids and didn't rush a marriage for money.. Sometimes I dont understand the stereo types because I was never a single one.
@Willysmb44
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds Ike you have a good head on your shoulders, but I'm CERTAIN you know those who don't
@BabaYagaSin
2 жыл бұрын
@@Willysmb44 one hundred percent, my former CPL had a fucking onlyfans, a peer of mine literally dated a stripper, and a Lance in my former shop got married to her toxic girlfriend for BAH ect.
@obfuscated3090
2 жыл бұрын
I did the smart thing too but I'm not at all surprised because most people just aren't smart.
@MasterNooddle
2 жыл бұрын
Same
Lol let me know if y’all ever need consulting for usmc admin actors 😂
Dude....that got freaking dark real quick. I would be in jail if my ex did that
That was hilarious. The microwave timer just happened to go off right after the “dog sploosh explosion”.
@threestrikesmarxman9095
Жыл бұрын
Which means that the girlfriend has done this enough times to other guys’ dogs to know how long to set it
The actor playing Betts is fucking great.
That cross eyed guy has me wheezing 😂
Is it bad that I haven’t seen a nanosecond of combat or even served in the military and I found that BINGO funny?
Where can I get that bingo chart? You have one for trying to get people to off themselves? I love it.
This reminds me of the Army from drinking on the job to ex ladys doing absolutely off the wall crap. This is spot on 😂. Glad to ETS, but I will always miss the Army.
Even by military standards of humour the dog thing was pretty dark man 💀
I scream when he said my MOS “1833” 😐💀
This was a brilliant video love them
Not the freakin dog, geeze LOL
Absolutely WILD!
The fucking microwave killed me
“Chevrons a quarter of an inch hmm?” 🤣 If this ain’t true idk what is
Getting busted is rough. I made E3 Three times and still had a good conduct medal in 5 years in. Lol
One thing I learned was to send all money home (including bonuses) and not to get in a relationship during service. I dodged multiple bullets compared to others. Seeing people get cheated on and financially fucked was like a daily soap opera for me. It's messed up, but it sure was entertaining.
Poor Opi
My uncle was in the USMC for 8 years. He stabbed his grandma over 38 times & turned himself in.
dudes eyes was like bella poarch the whole way through
Back in my day it was the dreaded full power of attorney.
Man looks stoned out of his mind
The BEEREEP!!!!! It’s so LOUD!!!!!!!
i would feel so bad for the cop's hat goda work that sean cuz they are gonna need a shrink after they see what I would do to anyone that hurts my dog
Oh my god that scetch was juicy
Bingo! Fucking hell
I hope Betts finds Veronica and goes John Wick on her! That was pretty dark :(
The eyes
This episode killed me ☠️
i fucking love this character
That dog part hurt. I love my dogs. Having served with 1833s, I just about died. 😆 Not doing the ricardo milos! Lol😂😂😂
Man thats F'N dark lmao
Absolutely spot on the fuckaround games we play to kill time until we are released for the day.
For anyone thinking of joining or just has, don't think this won't happen to you. All it takes is one good fuck and it's over.
Jesus Christ this is hilarious
no way hes a 1833 im a 2141 this shit is hilarious
No way I'd trust someone with my money, girlfriend or not. I'd have a separate acct set aside for my expenses if I had to go overseas, even if I was married - especially if I was married.
@jholeify
Жыл бұрын
Life becomes easier when you accept that women simply can't be fully trusted
@TedBronson1918
Жыл бұрын
@@jholeify Nobody can be fully trusted. It always depends on circumstances as to whether the other will honor the trust you have in them. Everybody has limits, some are petty, and they're getting dumber and dumber every year. You say "women" can't be trusted, but I think they're as worthy of trust as anyone else - just be very picky who you choose to trust. That goes for men too. Even then, it doesn't mean you have to tell them everything.
Dude wtf that went dark
This shit why I stayed single when I was in. LOL
I will say, had a ground walker one time we picked up say, "I'll hump there, don't need no ride!". Fine, grab your gear, get the fuck off my vehicle!!! He took the ride.
Fucking dead when he said 1833
Paying Apartment Rent out-of-pocket really hurt after my “Second Promotion” to Senior Airman (E-4) back in ‘04-‘05. I was living in a nice apartment too as an NCO. Mercifully they let me out early in a RIF that Spring, still had an Honorable Discharge and I still got paid my Annual Reenlistment Bonus before my [new] ETS. Was humiliating to get busted down from an NJP and not a Court Martial. Unlike the other services you gotta test for NCO promotion in the AF, and getting demoted messes-up your TIG for the next test cycle.
Tale as old as time.
So i was with it laughing till they got the dogs involved i love dogs and couldn't watch that anymore
My step dad was a tracker, people talk shit about them least fuck shit up and get it done lol
@lynneufeld3175
Жыл бұрын
What is a tracker? TIA
@OferActual
Жыл бұрын
1833