I love how they went the extra mile by having the LTs camies look brand new and the rest are well broke in. Respect for realism

@deusvult6920

2 жыл бұрын

The 1st guy was wearing 1LT rank and called himself 2LT. That's not realistic

@kurbybfl3240

Жыл бұрын

@@deusvult6920 it's almost as if it's a TV show or something

@martinzendejas8423

Жыл бұрын

His OCPs will stay that way for the rest of his career the way he is going.

@rushmore3927

Жыл бұрын

@@deusvult6920 Darn brown bar! They're always Fn things up!

This kind of LT makes me think it was a better idea I became one at age 37 rather than 22. Matured a lot, saw the world, and understood people/situations better.

@Wrensspeedshop

2 жыл бұрын

So true, I was 30 though. I asked for a deployment to have experience as a E-4/5 before I would come home and go accelerated OCS. Came home and commissioned then asked for another deployment to AFG that time. So many of them think respect is given, not earned. They have it ass backwards.

@jeremywhittington7605

Жыл бұрын

Were you at least able to read a map? Lol! Most of my LT’s couldn’t read a map… all they could see were spread sheets! Lol! Mostly joking! Not joking though!

@damuller7

Жыл бұрын

@@jeremywhittington7605 hahaha, yes sir, I was definitely able to read a map and navigate. I actually learned a lot of that back in my college years when I was going to be commissioned as an Army officer through ROTC (which didn't work out in the end), so I used a lot of the skills I was taught in my early years to my stage as an older man going through Air Force OTS.

@Wrensspeedshop

Жыл бұрын

@@jeremywhittington7605 lol that I could. Being prior and listed for quite a few years, are used to teach other enlisted and officers as well as cadets when we went through OCS. It’s so funny that it is true but we’ve gone so far away from using these basic instruments to everything being computer, PowerPoint, GPS etc. that people lose the basic math reading skills.

@jacobwalsh9128

Жыл бұрын

Absolutely!!

When homeboy brought his girl into the barracks. It's like bringing a fish into a pool of sharks. They should put a sign outside the barracks saying "If you want to keep your wife/girlfriend, do not bring her beyond this point".

He is the type of lieutenant that wants everyone to have to exact office chairs.

@Killacam1992

Жыл бұрын

I’m guessing you meant “the same exact office chairs” am I right?

If you’re a bootenant and ever think of pulling shit like that, you best have some hands.

"She told me her parent's were dead, Sergeant Major!" The LULZ was brought.

The guy coming out with the puppy killed me

@GODOFEARTHREALM

Жыл бұрын

British accent and all haha😂

This is so real, every unit gets a 2nd LT like this regardless which countries military

"hey if you wanna go home with a real man" I've literally had a friend say that to a chick I was with. This is perfect.

@ryans988

2 жыл бұрын

Did you get back at him for saying that?

@knorneknight888

2 жыл бұрын

@@ryans988 🤣 Actually the chick I was with told him something like you’re the last place I’d look for a real man.

The walking down the hall with boys trying the steal play was funny AF. Dudes would get so mad sometimes LOL

The last segment had 0 suicides and 0 DUIs on the billboard😂😅🤣

That was the most Marine corps shit that could ever possibly happen

And Sgt Rubio was never heard from again.

Had one of my troops in germAny seeing the base commanders daughter. He got orders pretty quick once the ole' man found out he was having his way with her.

When I was in the Marines in the 80s I was a Sgt and it was my turn to escort the Lt around and inspect the barracks on Friday morning. When we were going to transit barracks the SGTMAJ told me there is a First Sergeant in a particular room and we are to skip that room. The SGTMAJ said he was a friend of his that goes back to Vietnam. Well Lt decided to go in. I advised him what SGTMAJ said but he went in anyway. He failed the room. A pizza box on the table. I once again advised him what SGTMAJ said. He said fail this room. I turned in the forms and later that day I was called to HQ. The SGTMAJ face was purple with anger. He tore into me. I explained what happen and he said …Fuck! Get out. From what I was told the SGTMAJ and the Lt ….had words…firm ones…

@thodorisevangelakos

9 ай бұрын

This is hilarious 😂

@eshelly4205

9 ай бұрын

A little back story. He saved the SGTMAJs life in VietNam.

@thodorisevangelakos

9 ай бұрын

@@eshelly4205 I'd love to hear what exactly was said between the lt and the sgm

@eshelly4205

9 ай бұрын

@@thodorisevangelakos From what my girlfriend said, (she was admin in S1) SGTMAJ asked the Lt if a relayed his orders to him. He said Yes but he is the one to make that determination. SGTMAJ said he was absolutely incorrect. Then she said this First Sergeant walked into S1 in his alphas and his ribbon stack was huge. He walked in to the SGTMAJ office and she heard the 1rst Sgt say “Hey Lt, you wanna see me” The Lt said something that she couldn’t make out and heard the SGTMAJ say “Outstanding, I knew it was a mistake”

@eshelly4205

9 ай бұрын

@@thodorisevangelakos My wife is Greek also. She is from Lefkada. Her dad is from Samos Island called Fourni

What got me was, "I love you, the army loves you......we all love you!" 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

That LT reaction had me dying of laughter

I really hope that first skit was based on a true story.

@hefeibao

Жыл бұрын

Highly likely. That's why all this is so funny.

When things go wrong, Don't go with them

@aprilgeneric8027

2 жыл бұрын

you don't get to be an expert by not learning how to turn things around in all hostile engagements~ the moment a sgt major says " make sure there's nothing unusual to report " means weapons free in my book.

I do believe this is the first place where the calling of rank is adhered to. Most others (TV, movies) throw Marines into same generic "Sergeant" when addressing rank. All from E6 on up are addressed by their specific rank in the Marines. Good stuff!

@mxxced

Жыл бұрын

probably because its all produced and that by actual vets i think

@mr.northman9762

Ай бұрын

Not too shabby, however the "LT" identified himself as 2nd Lt, but the rank on his chest was 1Lt, maybe it's different now, but when I was in camo rank for a 1st Lt was black.

Rule number 1 never bring a girl back to the barracks especially when you in a Ranger Regiment! The Regiment

@mikethemechanic7395

2 жыл бұрын

I was stationed right down the street from 3rd Ranger bat. Used to bang many Ranger wives and Gfs.😂

@ricky7426

2 жыл бұрын

shes for the boyssss

@ReveredDead

2 жыл бұрын

It's considered a donation to the company when she enters barracks.

@J.Roberts33-02

2 жыл бұрын

Choo choo 🚂 here cums a barracks train😁

@frednugent2310

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone!!!, it's time to train!!!

😂😂😂😂 Lieutenant looked like he almost pissed himself

@VET Tv You often said all your actors are veterans, if that Lady really also is a veteran i cannot imagine it being anywhere other than as airforce recruiter when i had duty some idiot jumped from the first floor with a pillow in a backpack on his chest because of a bet - that was also erased from the book in exchange for a steakhouse burger and sweet potato fries

Finally， someone hooked up with sgt.major's daughter!😂

So glad I am retired and never have to deal with this shit ever again

@trapperbobpatriot8288

2 жыл бұрын

Me to

@tedrick79

2 жыл бұрын

Word

@KonohazFinest

Жыл бұрын

I only did 4 years and that was enough for me 🤣🫡

That’s what West Point and Naval Academy 0-2s do. We, former 2nd Lieutenants, commissioned a few years out of college through Officer Candidates School, secured our Marines, Soldiers, Sailors and Airmen on Fridays at noon. We were partying like rockstars ourselves by 1300

That’s an instant court martial right there

This is exactly why no one listens to officers especially butter bars

@BlastinRope

2 жыл бұрын

yep some LT tried this shit on bf2042 last night, i lmfaod in his BOOT face and joined a different squad semper fi brother

@chefboyardee4674

2 жыл бұрын

@@BlastinRope wdym he tried it on bf2042?

@antthomas7916

2 жыл бұрын

@@chefboyardee4674 it was a joke, Battlefield 2042 is a video game.

@MM3OG

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah he was just joking but some of us have actually served though so I'm not lying about what I said lol

@308dad8

2 жыл бұрын

LTs are like PVTs except better paid and more stupid.

retired Australian soldier, the GF in the barracks is not uncommon

This is why SNCOs are needed when dealing with junior officers.

She told me her parents were dead, HAHAHAHAHA

This show is pure satirical gold

In the barracks you dont lose your girlfriend you lose your turn

Of course that LT drives a Prius...

This is for you young LT pull shit like that I guarantee you. you will come home in a Box on your first deployment

This is pure gold, lmao...

I laughed so hard at the end with the entry in the logbook. Still writing the same thing we did back in '79

I had a LT like that. A solid "fuckoff boot" worked wonders.

@lynneufeld3175

Жыл бұрын

What is a fuck off boot? TIA

@imperiex7175

Жыл бұрын

@@lynneufeld3175 it's the only proper response to the kids with gold/silver bars on their collars. They come in with their underwater basket weaving degrees and think they know anything about leading people.

@kevdavis6071

Жыл бұрын

Yeah the average private I Is 18 to 23 so I wouldn't advise disrespecting a officer unless ur atleast a e6

@imperiex7175

Жыл бұрын

@Kev Davis typically no difference between E1-E3 and O1-O3. Rank doesn't mean you deserve respect. Lack of time in service doesn't mean listening to stupid people. We police our own. Boot LT wants to boot, then tell him he's a boot.

@kevdavis6071

Жыл бұрын

@Imperiects good way of getting a article-15

The higher ups wanted us to clean their barracks; we did with straight bleach and ammonium. 100°+ turned off the ac we had to wear our gas mask to handle it

I had an LT just like that. Cept my PSG had been in 'Nam. Thank effing god! My platoon daddy saved us from a lot of sheeeeit.

The acting is better than the latest marvel movies

Every officer should have to do 4 years enlisted to gain a understanding

@namenotfound8747

2 жыл бұрын

Many make great officers but they have a tough time getting passed O-2 in the USMC since they know better. They gotta either be one hell of an officer, or a empathic S tier sociopath.

@jasbirsmith299

2 жыл бұрын

@@namenotfound8747 more than that when you have to go all the way from grass to brass in the marines its pretty much a ful career. You really have to hate yourself to stay longer than 20. Maybe were agreeing here and not seeing eye to eye 😂.

@cpK054L

2 жыл бұрын

@@jasbirsmith299 You have to sell your soul once you hit O3.... they sent me from Line to S3... I watched the soul-shattering difference.

@jasbirsmith299

2 жыл бұрын

@@cpK054L what exactly do you mean?

@mitchallen5819

2 жыл бұрын

Warrant.

Im like 109% sure the Sgt Maj's Daughter was downing tomato juice, thats a red flag in itself

this is like Catch 22, cept it keeps going . fkn awesome.

Why being a professional Soldier sucks at times but also is awesome because of all the sketchy shit you leaned how to do along the way.

😂😂😂 y’all always make me laugh, I just got the app, can’t wait to see more

"And tenderness"

shouldnt his patch be gold if he calls himself 2LT? am I in an alternate universe

This was mad funny 😂😂

The NUtR one was great lmao

We taped our 2nd lieutenant to the main gun of our tank

@fredgilbert2032

Ай бұрын

We taped ours to a howitzer tube and elevated it. He did challenge us saying that he knew what we did to boots and we didn't have the balls. He was a mustang (former corporal) and took off his rank saying we couldn't take him, so it was on. The dog pile was epic, and he fought like a mother, and I'll give him credit for taking his licks like everyone else. Ended up being a really good officer.

This is fucking GOLD

A guy in my platoon was from Ohio, he put on fake British accents too hahaha

That's as real as it gets lol

I may have not served considering the fact that im still at highschool but hell! I find your contents funny ad XD

Never let a LT like this f the soldiers Sometimes you just got to take the chewing.

I'll share her and I'm pretty sure she's down lollll

This is often why enlisted who became officers are more liked cause they know the fuckery

So freaked out he saluted the SgtMaj

Just a normal day on guard duty.

My Duty Log Book entry. "DNCO comes on deck. Makes fire watch clean it up." Did not go over well when the XO read the log the next day.

😂😂😂 this is funny af

That is a funny prank they played on their lieutenant. Boys, dont get any ideas.

The dog😂

>Not even wearing his PC right Lol

They screwed with a Navy chief until he went nuts.

"Solider"😂. Bro that dummy went like "what"

9:00 that’s a dude 😂😂😂

OMG my stomach is hurting watching this....my Goodness I swear I never thought a show would depict my experience in the army as good as this...

He ordered him to come down immediately, 🤔😆😆😆😱😱--ON THE WAY---AIRBORNE!!!!!!! 😝😝😝😝❤️🥰🇺🇸🫡🫡🫡🫡

My first PSG always dicked down my first PL lol

The barracks animals are the reason I would NEVER have been married and be on Active Duty!

Some falconry is afoot in the last skit

Thank G** I wasn't one of those LTs, but I'm sorry to say I knew a few in my day. Don't disagree with the punk of him, it was a more brilliant move than I've seen. Can we give props to the girl to played Audi? She nailed it.

Glad that was not allowed when i served. Heard that some units turned into brothels the barracks.

When I was in the army we pronounced Sergeant like "sarn't."

11:06 Bloody Basterd 😂😂😂

You gotta haze the fuck out of the new LT or they start power tripping

in the army they use the term cherry not boot

@tsmitz8184

2 жыл бұрын

No we definitely use boot, cherry is specific to airborne units

@rangerminiaturesandgaming3647

2 жыл бұрын

@@tsmitz8184 while I was never in a leg unit pretty sure during the gwot era cherry was used in all infantry units. But that was back when it was common to see PFCs walking around with CIBs so maybe it’s changed in the last five years?

@PBurns-ng3gw

2 жыл бұрын

@@tsmitz8184 I was an 11B in a Mountain unit, and it's definitely not an exclusively Airborne thing; we used 'cherry' for anyone who hadn't completed at least one deployment. 'Slick sleeve' was a similar term, and 'Fuzzy' was slang for an E-1. 'Boot' is more of a Marine term, although I can understand if it crossed over into some parts of the Army.

@mondaysinsanity8193

2 жыл бұрын

​@@rangerminiaturesandgaming3647 12b in 101 we used boot

Can’t even read this dude’s handwriting

The most decorated soldier of ww2 was only about 18 when he earned his battlefield commission and retired from the national guard as a major without a high school diploma. Knowledge doesn’t make you a good soldier or leader it’s something that is in your personality some people just aren’t meant to be leaders

bro what am I watching🤣

Lol nice

@juntingiee2602

2 жыл бұрын

ay its the bri'ish guy

Lol love it

Great movie

As a new butter bar, screw that guy

Lol there are ways to handle a boot LT.

11:00 I’d take that deal 😂

That's a cone to Jesus moment right there

Frag worthy offense

First time watching these and just realized I'm wearing the same shirt also if you bring any female to the barracks it's totally like this lol

This is why mustangs should only be commissioned

They don't show the part after where the Joes get put on sh*t burning detail and then get some wierd cancer 20 years later and then drink bad water at LeJune and end up in a wheel chair w/oxygen at age 50.

Who can read that chicken scratch?

dont worry about it, i stopped counting after three...

Hahahah now go do my rounds ahahhahahaahahaha

This is your fault!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!! So true!! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣

These gat DAMN PC’s are all jacked up no name tapes on the back no rank on the front i need these damn PC’s parallel to the marching surface!!!!!!! … (sorry had a moment)

Biggest turn off is when the dad walks in

2nd lt? that's a black (silver) bar?