Tell us about the guy you knew who thought he could fight a bullet www.veterantv.com

@sheepleslayer586

Жыл бұрын

His name is Crosby. Funny story.. so, this kid I used to hang out with used to brag about how he was "immune to marijuana" right.. well, I decided to invite him over to a friends house to puff one day after school. Turns out, he just wasn't inhaling. So, after we fixed his issue with the matter, he got obliterated 🤣 So, we were sharing a cig and asked him "have you ever seen Star Wars 3D?" To which he replied, "no".. well, "Star Wars 3D is when you flick a lit cig at someones chest and it shoots embers everywhere and looks like an explosion. Anyway, when it came time to do it, my other friend Ross leaned in hella close, like maybe just under an arms length away from his face and flicked it at him.. swear to God time slowed down and the kid freaking Matrix moved and dodges it with a right to left moment. After that day, he swore he could dodge a bullet 🤣 He ended up joining the Army a few years later and we lost contact. Hope he's doing alright. Well, that's my civilian story about a guy I knew that thought they could dodge a bullet.

Saw that ending coming from a mile away when the pistol wasn't cleared before operating. As my NCOes always taught me -- never do two stupid things at the same time.

@fluffypancakes7626

2 жыл бұрын

Same lol. I recently got promoted to sergeant in the Swiss army, and I was thinking: why didn't he check the second magazine and look into the opened ejection port to properly clear the pistol

@tgc6097

2 жыл бұрын

@@bonsaibean3863 shhhhhhhhhhhh! 🤫 big boys are talking. Your just mad cause you still don’t get to sit at the adult table.

@doubleemcastillano464

2 жыл бұрын

@@tgc6097 You haven’t served until you get NJPd lol. Plus I drank with a group of Staff Sergeants and then one mf started lighting off fireworks. Didn’t need to become an NCO to sit at the big boy table😃. Plus I tapped the platoon sergeant (the most respected guy in the battalion) during grappling PT.

@yM-lm1ic

2 жыл бұрын

tfu you boots

@estevanalameda2799

2 жыл бұрын

So many NDs at the discharge barrels I can smell the burning shit right now 😂

they have the same level of gun safety as Alec Baldwin

@juanmasa5450

2 жыл бұрын

⭐️

@TattsnGuns

2 жыл бұрын

Gold🤣

@TyMcLeod

2 жыл бұрын

??? what are you talking about. It was obviously just a firework. 💁‍♀️

Whoever played as the Sergeant is one of the funniest guys I've seen on Vet TV. Keep him around!

@Zanelander

2 жыл бұрын

He reminded me of Eric Foreman from "That 70s Show".

@Cam_88

2 жыл бұрын

His laugh was hilarious 🤣

@TheInfantry98

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah this dude was awesome !

@groyperfuhr4871

6 ай бұрын

he reminded me of tom hardy in Bronson/Venom. not only just for looking like him but what with the inability to contain himself

@Bravo5SoldierLT

5 ай бұрын

@@Cam_88bro I would’ve loved to have this NCO as my team leader 😂

The funniest thing is, this probably was a reenactment and not a made up skit.

@josecam3130

2 жыл бұрын

Facts🤣

@TattsnGuns

2 жыл бұрын

In the Marines? I can 100% see it happening🤣

@yumuddah8735

2 жыл бұрын

@@TattsnGuns i had a little Vietnamese guy almost choke me out grappling. Similar scenario. he used one thumb on some ninja shit. we became good friends.

@LUCKYFETT

2 жыл бұрын

Isn't like all the vet TV content like 85% true stories

@carlousmagus5387

2 жыл бұрын

Likely yeah

That is like some actual shit Marines do in the barracks.

@TattsnGuns

2 жыл бұрын

Can confirm🤣

@althor9997

2 жыл бұрын

We had this dude, Gregory, who used to do this shit. He actually was pretty good.

@curtismcmillon0351

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of being in Camp Ashraf, Iraq . I got charged with a negligent discharge and was considered a shit bag marine! Lmao

@raphmaster23

Жыл бұрын

It's instinctal look up Koryos warbands lol

@malcolml3202

Жыл бұрын

And lol 😂 here in the Australian army

Shooting a private....a sure-fire way to become a private yourself

“…what pistol sarg?…” classic

@TattsnGuns

2 жыл бұрын

Lol we all stashed them in the barracks. It was only the dumb ones that caught caught.

Honestly, the funniest part about this was the extremely quiet beeps. Thanks for listening to your viewers.

@irishsamurai9008

2 ай бұрын

?

I instantly started counting the rounds he pulled out the magazine and already was in outrage when he pulled the gun to his chest. Hilarious the whole video.

@worlore1651

2 жыл бұрын

You had to count the rounds? He didnt clear the chamber

@Arkkimonni

6 ай бұрын

@@worlore1651 late answer but I think the point was, just by counting the rounds from the mag he knew there was one in the chamber. And you're correct, he didn't clear it.

I remember something like this happen back in 88 in Camp Horno, a Chinese American Marine Lcpl knocked out our SGT in a few sec with his Kungfun 😂🤣😂🤣. SGT thought his Box was undefeatable and then lights out 🤣! Sgt was like that suff never works in real life, then gave permission to the Lcpl to prove otherwise 🤣😂🤣👍. Fond memories of being a Grunt 🤣👍

@jordy2299

2 жыл бұрын

I remember when I watched a video of someone trying Kung fu in an mma match, it was quite funny. Poor kung fu practitioners

@taoliu3949

2 жыл бұрын

@@jordy2299 Because most Chinese Martial Arts "practitioners" don't spar. The ones who do does hold their own.

@vitigaymer1053

2 жыл бұрын

Bring any Traditional Martial Artist to a decent MMA/Boxing Gym and the straphangars not even the prospects will have him walking out with a broken jaw.

@gavins9846

2 жыл бұрын

@@jordy2299 Those guys were practicing it as some kind of yoga.

@Chris_yes

2 жыл бұрын

I will say hooah to that good sir. and you can translate that to oorah

Lol reminds me of when my friend would have old western duels while on gate duty in the Marine Corps. They'd draw their 1911's on each other to see who was faster they didn't even bother unloading them first.

@borregoayudando1481

9 ай бұрын

i can imagine you as an old man showing your grandson who just graduated boot camp the bullet holes in the guard shacks from when "boys were being boys"

Big brother energy, when he covers his mouth and say stfu😂😂

I took a bite of food as soon as he said "Under those circumstances Sgt. I would knock you the fuck out" I chocked on my damn rice from laughing! 🤣

8:09 VA: “YOUR INJURIES AREN’T SERVICE RELATED.”

Seeing a Filipino in the U.S motivates me to join

@michaelhansen2818

2 жыл бұрын

Do it, this Military is by far the most diverse organization of all, I served with people of all types of ethnicities.

@2loaves388

2 жыл бұрын

@@michaelhansen2818 what? That's impossible CNN said the military is full of WiTe SpRemacISt

@kage_tactical

2 жыл бұрын

Im from canada and I'm joining the CAF as a tank mechanic

@mr.shepherd_1776

2 жыл бұрын

I did and I made some helluva good friends in there. Plus if u like crazy shit and blowing shit up, then you’ll fit right in.

@kage_tactical

2 жыл бұрын

@@mr.shepherd_1776 I wanna shoulder fire the m240b/C6

7:30 VA: “YOU’RE HEARING LOSS ISN’T SERVICE RELATED.”

The Logbook is truth. The logbook is law.

That slo-mo right hook was as amazing as his wing-chun war face hahahaha, damn.

Damn they really replaced Alec Baldwin in his own movie

The most Army thing was taking a pull of whiskey before doing something dumb.

🤣. When he goes for his unregistered pistol. That shit is funny.

@TattsnGuns

2 жыл бұрын

You guys register your firearms?

@xisotopex

2 жыл бұрын

@@TattsnGuns if you are staying onboard the barracks you are not allowed to have firearms. you have to check it into the unit armory, otherwise, you are subject to whatever state and federal laws that are in place.

lol to be fair wing chun was designed for street fights with ninjas

@dhemong

2 жыл бұрын

true.

@sawyerrichardson6077

2 жыл бұрын

Either way it doesn’t actually work there’s a million videos of so called masters getting fucked up by boxers or mma fighters the only way I could see it being viable is if your opponent for some reason can’t move their head or change levels or angles with footwork it’s way too easily exploited by any combination of these things I will admit it does look good on camera though

@taoliu3949

2 жыл бұрын

@@sawyerrichardson6077 Because those "masters" never sparred in their life. The few who actually spar can hold their own.

@vitigaymer1053

2 жыл бұрын

It was designed to fight oompa loompas

This was such a funny bit, the end reminded me of it's always sunny when charlie lost the board game 😂

VA: “YOUR INJURIES AREN’T SERVICE RELATED.”

VA: “YOU’RE HEARING LOSS ISN’T SERVICE RELATED.”

Reminds me of when a post stander played the do you trust me game before blowing his brains all over the floor in front of his buddy. (His buddy didn't trust him that the firearm was empty)

@buckberthod5007

2 жыл бұрын

Then why the hell didn't he take the gun away if he thought it was live

How did he lose?? He was still technically faster, and he wasn't shot in the chest. That bullet in the arm barely did anything seeing as it passed clean through, and in reality he would've lived.

@KNC2879

2 жыл бұрын

the bet was to take the gun not brush the gun away

@varikskirata5066

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah he lost

@taoliu3949

2 жыл бұрын

He should have turned to the side.

@austinrich8343

11 ай бұрын

It's because he's a pfc. Even if he won, he lost.

@VetTV not even kidding i got a scar on my arm and it went down kinda similar, it was a 22lr revolver , bullet was right under the skin on the other side of the hand , used a razor blade, a pair of pliers vodka and fisching line on me while wo dudes held me down We were in a basement shooting stuff like old china and beer cans, i told em to be carerfull and first thing my friend does is say its not loaded, gives it to the next 15yo kid from our bunch of kids that lined up to shoot stuff in a formal squatter house basement our parents disapproved of us going even near anyways he almost did a alec baldwin on me by asking me how to unload it - his being a cheap very old german made 22 revolver without disconnector when you open the loading gate he pulled the trigger in double action to get the revolver spinning to the next position to eject it - my friend gave him a revolver with one round left and called it empty pretty great show the way you portrayed it its absolutely accurate and as dumb as it sounds not even that far fetched other than military personell not checking breech i didnt even feel it at first either other than me cursing that lil bitch for making me deaf with no earpro in a inclosed basement i had no reaction to it so my friend drops on the floor and talks abaut how im hit pretty much at the same time shock stopped and blood started flowing so i got a scarf and belt around my arm, we drove our bicycles and mopeds to another kids house, older brother was national guard medic in training - as bad as it sounds he did a good job send the other kids scrambling for needkle nose pliers ,hard liquer, razor blades like in a carpet knife or stove skraper/kitchen scraper, also citric acid concentrate, gelatine, hydrogen peroxide and a ibuprofine as well as a big syringe and monofile fisching line, superglue Gave me a teakup of vodka to drink togehter with 400mg Ibuprofen, let me sit for like 10 minutes, cut off a piece of skin, removed the bullet that formed a bulge right under the skin with disinfected pliers from a kids baitfisch fisching kit,got the syringe filled with a mix of whater, vodka and hydrogen peroxide, pushed that through the wound channel to flush out powder residue and trace ammounts of lead, disinfected the fisching line with a bottle of jack used a catch and release fisching hook without barb for stitching it up for it was sharper and smaller diameter than the sowing needles another kid brought , , he put a bit of gelatine powder mixed with citric acid in the front of the wound channel to stop bleeding, then stitched it shut and put superglue over the stitching to assure it all was closed up the side he cut you dont even see a scar , the entry tho was pretty shredded and now is like half an inch sized round scar well thank god those pliers didnt give me tetanus and this 22 round didnt tear any ligaments and missed both bones and the main vene and artery my parents never knew and still dont know, like months later my mom asked me abaut the scar and i said i crashed into a fence post and ripped my arm open... that dudes older brother is a real general surgeon now ...

@taylorbennion3706

2 жыл бұрын

That dude has a cool older brother... do you ever get the feeling that a small part of him was stoked he got to play mob doctor with his national guard training?

@prinzeugenvansovoyen732

2 жыл бұрын

@@taylorbennion3706 well he was watching rambo first blood the week before with the bunch of us and said he d totally be able stitch himself up because he "is a beast of a national guardsman" he looked like he was gonna vomit onto me when he actually did stitch me up

This had me rolling. All the way up to the logbook part though

Did any other NCO's get a blood pressure spike from this skit? This scene was funny as fuck and rage inducing at the same time.

That green book( log book ) is a PTSD trigger. When I was in the Navy, I had to rewrote a 6-month worth of error filled log book or else I would not see Singapore, let alone Lorong XX. I didn't see my rack for 2 nights. After I finished writing, I said "FFFK this job!"

There is a video of a Chinese guy who is challenging Kung-fu grandmasters in China and he is wrecking them using mma.

@conorbenefield8834

2 жыл бұрын

Xu Xiaodong, they tried calling him a mad dog as an insult so he made Mad Dog his name. Count Dankula did a Mad Lads about him, good watch

@joekill7455

2 жыл бұрын

That guy you're talking about was in the UFC

@taoliu3949

2 жыл бұрын

@@conorbenefield8834 Xu himself got beat trying to wrestle with a Taichi practitioner.

He didnt lose... he didnt get shot in the chest lol

@johnsmith-yj2cn

2 жыл бұрын

no one say it was suppose to be in the chest

@mattpavey3062

2 жыл бұрын

@@johnsmith-yj2cn thats exactly what they said lol

@Saanonymous80

2 жыл бұрын

He said "Take the gun away before you can fire"

@HighSpeedNoDrag

2 жыл бұрын

COrrect.

@mattpavey3062

2 жыл бұрын

@@Saanonymous80 which means he took the gun off his chest... he was never gunna take it.. take it off the line of fire... HIS CHEST

8:15 I can’t even count on both mine and my little brothers hands and toes how many times one of us accidentally hurt one another and went through that bit hahahaha I’m in pain laughing 😆

Honestly though, Wing Chun isn't as trash as people like to say so long as you're not training under an Ex-SEAL+Delta+Green Beret+CIA Black Ops assassin who did 15 tours before he was 35.

Definitely had something like this happen at one of our platoons squad bbqs ending with a CPL getting shot in the arm

Maaan y'all brighten my day EVERY FKN TIME 😂

This is one of the best so far well done lads

I love these kind of videos

Another masterpiece

My ears thank you!!!

You’re fine. It went clean through! 😂😂😂

Holy fuck this had me rolling. I actually took Wing Chun about 20 years ago

@Two2onefive

2 жыл бұрын

So does Wing Chun work?

@prdgmshft9107

2 жыл бұрын

@@Two2onefive you saw the evidence right here

@dangerousfreedom5340

2 жыл бұрын

@@Two2onefive no it doesn’t

@chairmanofthebored6860

2 жыл бұрын

@@Two2onefive thats a hard no. Though there are elements of it that are applicable like in many traditional martial arts.

@marleymatthews7633

2 жыл бұрын

@@dangerousfreedom5340 I did work he didn't die bro

Omg this made my day!!!!

Oh my God this had me f****** rolling

Love VetTv...

I love this

Lmfao barracks life. Always a fun day

Love to see the CQ log on this one.....(snicker)

🤣 I paused it when he didn't clear the pistol and laughed knowing what was coming and then went to the comments 🤣.

Been there and done that. Next time take it to the tree line..

Their was a live round in that one what do we say a firework went off

You got yourself a sub

It's Wang Chung Sargant! Totally cracked me up.

That was pretty good wing chun..

Bro the second he unloaded the mag but didnt clear the chamber i knew how this was gonna end😂

Damn that shit had me dying🤣🤣

My buddy and I guarded gates at Qatar we pointed our pistols at eachother and practiced disarming eachother all the time. We were idiots POGs gonna POG 😂😂😂

The music fucking kills me!! Lmfao!! 😂 so funny!

Meanwhile, at Ft. Campbell...

honestly if youre in the military i would constantly be training and sparing with friends

THE CHAMBER!

Him passing em the bottle of jamo 💀💀💀

This was a good one hahaha

Only 10 rounds in that M9? lol California

there was a loud ass gunshot but you covered his scream....lol

lol that slap

these guys are so funny

push-ups will be the least of his concerns after that ND.

who though the LT would have come and wake up the sgt then the LT will challenge PFC's winchu

Based on a true story...

I knew that was going to happen

Outstanding F__king LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LOL do a shotokan version :)

Dont blame Barley. You didnt check it properly lol

Somebody somewhere has done this, with similar results.

Hahaha shit is fucking funny man. I was for sure I could beat some ass when I got out of basic with my sick combative level 1 certificate but that’s how you get your ass beat lol. Good memories.

Okay, it was pretty stupid until the end, then got real funny.

Where the fuck is Doc when you need him!? Hahaha

Gun slip up 6:39. The dangers of not be safe with guns Nonono.

He handed him a loaded gun?! Hahahahaha

Omg im dead.....

That’s what happens when you get your defensive tactics from DUST

❤

Poor dog 😭

Well at least he gets a Purple Heart LMAOOOO, (ik he doesn’t get one lmao)

Lmfaoo accurate

I know that's Jameson I could Identify that from 30 clicks

I would’ve said OK Sgt, and go straight to the battalion commander that’s the end of his career

Sometimes the military is just poor man fraternities LOL

It's because it's double action, if it was a Glock or on single action he would have been shot in the chest.

Same thing, never do two stupid things at the same time!

The thought that a soldier or marine doesn’t matter with the training we have is silly

@mondaysinsanity8193

2 жыл бұрын

you dont train to box lmao

Well he didn't die so technically it did work

🤣🤣 💯

9:34

He wouldn’t pull that shit with an E4

didn't clear the pistol should of pulled slid back to eject the chambered ammo

So my company XO was fucking hated. He was a ball busting 1st lieutenant no one respected. Until he was busting an E-3’s balls who was literally twice his size. The E-3 told him you wouldn’t be such a hard ass without your rank. XO took off his blouse folded it neatly and set on the sand. E-3 cocked back to punch him and the XO KO’ed the E-3 with a kick to the chin. Neither got in trouble over it.