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@darkanddryhumour1822

2 жыл бұрын

Just out of curiosity is this a serious thing that happens allot?

@stevencrow5462

2 жыл бұрын

Y'all gotta be funny

@thehulk1177

2 жыл бұрын

@@darkanddryhumour1822 Gotta sign up to find out.

@darkanddryhumour1822

2 жыл бұрын

@@thehulk1177 I did three years but I never even heard of drill sgts. Banging trainees. Some females in my bct tried to frame my SDS with sexual harassment and assault charges

@ArantiusVulpes

Жыл бұрын

im a navy vet myself love the videos

"Yes, first sergeant. No, first sergeant. Sorry, first sergeant. Roger, first sergeant." Best line. Been there and done that. Didn't work.

@thomasmanjarez2763

2 жыл бұрын

Certainly doesn't 🤣🤣🤣

@wshh8486

2 жыл бұрын

Idc. That’s the only thing you better say

@1994DLewis

2 жыл бұрын

Dude, I read your comment at the exact moment he said it. Hilarious...

@hunterwebb4302

Жыл бұрын

Every time I would say sorry to my supervisor, he would retort with, "Oh I am a sorry Sergeant?!"

@JoshuaDay0550

Жыл бұрын

that one got me LOL ive seen and done that multiple times lol never works - just pisses them off so bad

“That’s good because I’m actually getting married to the commander next month” 😂

@idrew0032

2 жыл бұрын

So I read this before I got to this line and thought you were talking about your life.

@interactivewrld1995

2 жыл бұрын

@@idrew0032 Who said I wasn’t

@adrianchatman5734

2 жыл бұрын

"Oh what the fuck?!"🤣🤣🤣

@Lost_Cohort.13

2 жыл бұрын

If the female out ranks the male it's ok🤣🤣🤣

@joseph2323

2 жыл бұрын

What the fuck is with the quote marks

“We’re going to do the army thing here and sweep it under the rug”

@rkgaustin9043

2 жыл бұрын

I was at Aberdeen Proving Ground back in 94 / 95 so that was too real.

@comeseetheviolenceinherent579

2 жыл бұрын

@@rkgaustin9043 I haven’t heard what happened there.

@distinguishedallureproduct879

2 жыл бұрын

No wonder the Army is so dirty and dusty now, that rug has alot of shit under it 😅🤣

@starliner2498

2 жыл бұрын

@@comeseetheviolenceinherent579 So i guess they did succeed after all in sweeping everything under the rug

@vaporwingfauxmcloud1190

Жыл бұрын

@@rkgaustin9043 GODDAMN were you there for Ammo school?!?! That's cool! Or even Ordnance which is pretty cool too...

*PVT* : "1SG, it would behoove you..." *1SG* : Erases a soul

@anthonyk1461

2 жыл бұрын

Yep, someone is getting flatlined. 🤣

@vision313

2 жыл бұрын

Thanosed 🌬🍂

@coreyhepler2503

2 жыл бұрын

Clenched a little when she said that

"As long as I'm in the Army We'll still have Tricare." About spit my coffee across my workstation.

@Tryin2Bnice45

2 жыл бұрын

Me too! Lmao

@Aaron-rj7bv

2 жыл бұрын

"The Army"

@DragonKiller-nw2ju

Жыл бұрын

😂😂

“Don’t thank me thank your recruiter for this opportunity to find true love” fucking gold 🤣🤣

My niece left home for the first time ever away overnight and joined the army. She met a Air Force Sgt. and got married. She wanted to serve with him so they transfered her out of army and into the Air Force. She then got Pregnant and tossed out of the Air Force but still living on base..in Japan. All this in one year!

@Berserker3624

Ай бұрын

Well, that escalated quickly…

@Bethany_sucks12

15 күн бұрын

Top ten biggest "escalated quickly"

"I'm in love.. and it's not army issued."😂😂😂

@ThirteenKidsLater

Жыл бұрын

Yeah that was straight out of Major Payne

1SG Myrtle: *removes glasses* "... Oh what the fuck..." CLASSIC.

"The captain did go from green to gold so..." 🤣 I'm dying.

@jake9854

2 жыл бұрын

im confused

@thehunterstruck

2 жыл бұрын

@@jake9854 meaning she got “brass” and became captain after being an NCO.

"I'm sorry, uh, I just heard the whole world come crashing down around me. What did you say?" Accurate as fuck.

"I, I got things to do" "No YOU DON'T" I died.

The Army Double standards. While this is extremely funny, it clearly depicts the reality in the Army. Keep it up guys!!!

@nunyaargo9629

2 жыл бұрын

And if you can't laugh, then you're not human, lmaoooo!

@ninjaproofshadow

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah lol the imaginary equality between men and women in the military, women got it easy af

@Chris_Love

2 жыл бұрын

thanks for explaining that, we wouldnt get it otherwise, keep it up

@nunyaargo9629

2 жыл бұрын

It's frowned upon and discouraged by the upper echelons. But not exactly illegal. It removes (or is supposed to) any conflicts of interest and anything that could possibly cause it. Was rare to see or hear about it when I was enlisted. But times have changed, lol.

@peteryang8991

2 жыл бұрын

Really? What happened to no teacher student dating? I mean the drill sergeant is technically speaking the recruit's teacher, isn't it?

The only thing they missed was the first sergeant having their 17 year old brand new to the unit female training room clerk or supply soldier hanging out in his office

The Army way "Sweeping it under the rug" ain't the damn truth

@carlsagan2607

2 жыл бұрын

In this case… I think it’s best to shut up about this situation before it ended up on cnn lol

@Hugo-Hernandez

2 жыл бұрын

@@carlsagan2607 True lol

“The captain did go from Green to Gold, so technically she was an NCO”😂😭😂

"I'm marrying the commander next week" 🤣🤣🤣

@907travelalot

Жыл бұрын

If there not in their chain I wouldn’t see a problem.

💀 literal uncontrollable laughing with the unexpected I’m marrying the commander next month part.

@Melanrick

2 жыл бұрын

LOL

@fragout9575

2 жыл бұрын

Right!!!

@CFLS95

Жыл бұрын

🎖

@autumneagle

Жыл бұрын

"she was Green to Gold!" Soo...did you know her when she was enlisted? "Is that a requirement?" ☠️ ☠️ ☠️

😂 I remember us all being brought in and questioned about rather we had seen anything "inappropriate" between a female trainee and the instructor during AIT. Apparently someone had complained about them. We didn't give a tinker's damn about the instructor or his career tbh, but the fellow trainee was a different story. She said nothing happened when questioned so we all backed her up and said we never seen a thing. She had him by the balls for the rest of the cycle and she used it to the entire classes advantage. Fun girl and actually very sweet tbh, but none of us would have been caught alone with her for anything after that.

@trevon5653

2 жыл бұрын

Damn that's wild

@jamesnewell1876

2 жыл бұрын

Umm ft eustis, va 2005?

@normpayne

2 жыл бұрын

smh...did you guys even bother to learn your MOS while in AIT, or was it all just playtime?

@MrMann-gt1eh

2 жыл бұрын

@@normpayne …and integration is ok in our National Defense organizations. When our “morales” outweigh common sense.

@dustyroads5753

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamesnewell1876 no. Ft Lee 1990

I lost it at “the army has a big rug.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 so true... and in more ways than one

A Drill Sargent with a hand in his pocket. Everyone's marring everyone. I am laughing so hard. This skit is hilarious 🤣😂

@Carmoca

2 жыл бұрын

Former navy submariner here. These guys are fuckin' awesome! Us submariners are tight AF. These guys, with their videos, I think are even more so. God DAMN, I miss the camaraderie!

Omg the "who is this aunt flo and how did she get on post." I died laughing 🤣

LMFAO, Fubar walks in and has that look like "uh-oh..."

@MR35_

2 жыл бұрын

" I got things to do" haha

"THE ARMY" uniform tags 😂

Legends say that they are still searching for Aunt Flo.

the “it would BEHOOVE you” Killed me 😂, the pause had me already thinking it was comin

"So it's confirmed, we are getting Phukfays back?" LMFAO!! I'M DEAD 😂😂

@Carmoca

2 жыл бұрын

I know, right! I was all, "I understand this guy!!"

I'm stealing this line for my XO tour "i'm sorry I just heard the whole world crashing down around me, what did I just hear?" LMAO. Love it

6:25 "... what harm could it do?" "Especially in the infantry." I lost it there lmao

SSG CADENCE entrance is classic lmao

@joemoe5024

2 жыл бұрын

He must be really good at cadence calling.

The funniest part is the "Aunt Flo" part. How does the 1SG not know what that is?? Fucking hilarious!

@jayluis189

Жыл бұрын

What is that??

@xxsuperstarstxx9773

Жыл бұрын

Isn't that the girl from the gecko insurance commercial

@justacrewchief4561

Жыл бұрын

@@xxsuperstarstxx9773 a woman’s time of the month 😅

@xxsuperstarstxx9773

Жыл бұрын

@@justacrewchief4561 what time? Aunt flo's shopping trip? Her wrestling match with her neighbor? Watching Bill Maher with her and the cousins? Because 2 of those things happen more than once a month.

@FLMKane

Жыл бұрын

​@@xxsuperstarstxx9773 her period. When she's bleeding from her hoohah

The STAR card part, I lost it. Green to Gold. Epic.

@CFLS95

Жыл бұрын

🎖

When he said he’s going to get married to the company commander and myrtle took his glasses off, I bursted out laughing.

“ I did buy the engagement ring in the PX “ lmao 🤣

….she was asking for some tools, well she found ONE! Damn, 1SG Myrtle…. Brilliant burn!! 🔥 😂

@MzQTMcHotness

2 жыл бұрын

He’s not only handsome, he’s quick witted!

“That is difficult to argue “ Just tore me apart lol👍🏾🤣🎉🤗

I might be in love and the army didn’t issue this 😂😂😂

@CFLS95

Жыл бұрын

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“There’s another fubar?” LMFAOO

First Sgt haircut is on point. I am old enough to remember when it was legal for an E7 to poke the E2's.

'Get out of my fucking office!' is the correct response after telling them to shut the door and chewing their ass for 5 minutes. 🤣

I saw both of the above mentioned situations. The Drill Sergeants (yes plural) got demoted and eventually discharged. An officer and a 1SG dated and got married in TRADOC (of course). I'd like to say it's unbelievable but it isn't.

"Thank your recruiter for giving you this opportunity to find true love..."🤣🤣🤣

Aunt Flo sneaking into the female barracks once a month cracked me up.

I never face palmed myself so hard and screamed out in laughter in my life cus this is practically believable but always goes ENTIRELY wrong in the fleet. This was amazingly hilarious!

So, there's a video out there about a lower enlisted [probably an SPC] at JBLM that bought, no shit, a **fire truck** . The video mostly records his NCO's reaction to Specialist Sparky parking his new ride in the company lot. It ends in one of the most gobsmacked NCO lines ever.... "I... I... I don't even know how to put this in a counseling statement!" Yeah. This. Right here.

People that have never been through Army Basic Training with female soldiers in the unit won't understand but this shit is hilarious. This really does happen sometimes. This skit isn't just some random made up stuff. This really happens.

"We're gonna do the Army thing here, and sweep it under the rug." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

"Well she was lookin for some tools" " well she found one" killedme

'she outranks me' 🤣😭😂

ROFL "already got the engagement ring, i used the start card well her star card but yeah got it a good deal on it" the whole skit AMAZING!

The fact that all 4 of y'all keep straight faces this whole video was EPIC !!!

How can you even keep a straight face during this skit?! This is so epic

Saying you’re in love with your drill sergeant is probably the best way of getting kicked out quickly.

Drill sergeant: "...and she was asking for some tools..." 1sg: "well she found one.." that line caught me off-guard. lol

Absolutely brilliant! Hilarious!!! 1SG Myrtle is freaking HILARIOUS!!!!

@MzQTMcHotness

2 жыл бұрын

AND handsome!

As a former DS I am in tears over here 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

The 'Soft Shoe profile' is what got me laughing the hardest and it wasn't even part of the actual skit.

@CFLS95

Жыл бұрын

🎖

"Nope No You Don't" I'm dead

"I might be in love, and the Army didn't issue this"

Just stumbled on this series, watching them in any order they come up! Brilliant! It's the little gestures, the trying to hold hands, little touches like that just comic genius!

I served in the navy and this video in any branch is hilarious. These guys are great.

Why is this not a show. This is comedy gold

This is one of my best laughs of 2021. I just love you guys.

We're gonna do the Army thing here, and sweep it under the rug. 🤣

"The Army" must be a new branch of the military.

this got more and more interesting as it went, and the bloopers made it even better.

"No, no you don't." Best line... When did you start posting again on KZread?

@MrMakaveli25

2 жыл бұрын

I guess when they realized charging people to watch content on their app wasn’t as profitable as they’d hoped

That was beautiful. Something that could be expected any given week. I love it.

I appreciate these videos. I'm not military so it's hard to understand them sometimes, but they are just entertaining to watch and it makes me wonder if situations like these have ever happened to anyone in any branch. Keep up the good work.

@jmoliere1207

2 жыл бұрын

yes they do

@tanakalight

Жыл бұрын

This is legit situation a old female friend of mine had ended up marrying her instructor lol (it did not end well)

Fubar: I got things to do… 1SG: Nope, no you don’t Me: damn brings back the picker factor

This is by far one of the funniest videos you guys have made, this shit is hilarious 😂

Tops face when he finds out Cadence is involved with it all... HAHAHA

Ah, the wonderful Star Card

We are going to do the Army thing here and sweep it under the rug, very true statement

“First sergeant it would behoove you” had me rolling

@chairmanofthebored6860

2 жыл бұрын

And that is how lives end

“First Sergeant it would behoove you…” a line I thought i’d never hear 😂😂

Bruh, this is way way way too close to home! I'm in one of the sister bdes of this joyous, loving bde

Okay, as a Grunt (11B that also crossed trained as a medic 91B/68W) and a former Infantry DS and later a 1SG that had to deal with females this sh!t gave me PTSD

Thank you KZreads for putting this in my newsfeed! Gotta 💜 our women in uniform!

Finally get to comment in the first hour yay good job y'all came a long way and have done great things thanks to all of you for your time.

Did my basic in Ft. Leonard Wood in 1993. Delta 4 10. Anyways a Drill Sergeant did indeed get caught having a relationship with a private while I was there. I kept wondering why the two of them was always together.

@chadwickmacarthur4760

2 жыл бұрын

We heard rumors back in Fort sill Charlie 4 71 2012" but I kno I got lucky with one or two of the female recruits my self ;)

@Rohliable

2 жыл бұрын

Same story in AIT at Ft. Jackson in '86. At my 71L co-ed class (Admin), their was a female who always there at the DS' office. She gets the pass every weekend with him, I bet.

"I got things to do...." No you don't!

Ahh yes. Reminds me so much of Relaxin' Jackson every Sunday. This was awesome guys! Keep it up 😂🇺🇸

@killermike1157

2 жыл бұрын

I went to Sill and I can definitely say youd get chewed up for not having a battle under any circumstance lmfao

@jonkozlowski2476

2 жыл бұрын

@@justinfrias1052 lmao! I can definitely relate to the fuck fort jackson to a degree, but besides that most of my personal experience there was not too bad at all. Made awesome friendships, learned that it really is a small world in the military from a couple of my Drill Sgts, another story, and it made me a better man than the fuck head I was before I joined lol

@justinfrias1052

2 жыл бұрын

@@jonkozlowski2476 I made friends as well and I grateful for the experience, but it was just the shitbags that they allowed to graduate is what pissed me off.

@mr.shepherd_1776

2 жыл бұрын

@@killermike1157 can confirm. They chewed out a dude I knew for going solo and that instilled the fear of God in you.

@Gunslinger_Disciple

2 жыл бұрын

Ahh..the Relaxin Jackson love here. lol. The worst for me in 99 was a platoon full of ESL's that could NOT shut up in formation.

Him saying it's difficult to argue using the star card killed me.

I love the “I’m sorry, the whole world just fell around me”

It's more painful when you see this happen as a lower rank, knowing she literally gets promoted on her back.

Absolutely hilarious- aunt flow… period lol 😂! Crazy on many levels!!

"The Army" patch😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Love it guys keep up the work.

Next episode: "When Drill Sergeants Fall In Love With YOUR Privates" 😂😂😂

The best part about this skit is the fact a slick sleeve is telling a ds what to do

Might be y’all’s best work yet 😂

Hahahahaha the look on Cadence face... He could’ve played it off by saying OH SH*T & walking away

Man these skits are definitely hilarious 😂

My GOD, you nailed every meeting I ever had in the 1SG's office. ##Insert Topic## Cluster, Fubar, Peers, repeat.

I know the younger generation can relate to this, but I couldn't imagine what it would have been like having women in basic. I have no doubt this shit happens 😂

This is the funniest for me since I saw something like this.

“We’ll sweep all this under the rug” Classic.

"how did she get on post!?!" "Well, first sergeant, with the army standard..." Omg say no more 😂