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@SAVAGE-oe3fg

3 жыл бұрын

Please make a video on facts you didn't know about the Boers on top tenz GREAT VIDS BRU

@TheJocoHills

3 жыл бұрын

GET BLAZED PUNK

@cravenmoordik

3 жыл бұрын

Be careful with those "10 free meals" those box meals advertise. We used to do Blue Apron and those "10 free meals" really means 10 free servings. So if you get the 4 serving meals it's really more like 2 1/2 free full meals. However, it's really good. The meat and produce is really good. It's nice to just have the right amount of a certain spice you'll only use once as opposed to having a jar of turmeric or ground sage or some shit that you bought to use once in your cupboard for 15 years. Plus, if a recipe calls for like, one clove of garlic they send you a whole bulb of garlic, so bonus. The recipes are really good, we remake them regularly at the Moordik house. In fact, we're having one tonight. So, Hello Fresh; seriously some good shit 👍

@mulattoraver

3 жыл бұрын

@@cravenmoordik But it’s free food! I prefer to complain about the portions at Costco.

@rackneh

3 жыл бұрын

Call me when you got a first 10 grams free ad if you know what I mean

Wait if Danny is dead.... does that make him your ghost writer?

@nathansmith891

3 жыл бұрын

BA-DON-TSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@pamcolding4279

3 жыл бұрын

WORD

@georgecaplin9075

2 жыл бұрын

@@nathansmith891 damn! You got there befo…three months before me.

@arnepianocanada

Жыл бұрын

Haha, that's why his writing is so spirited 😁

@richardhockey8442

Жыл бұрын

lich writer

I can see Simon's new year resolution was not giving up cocaine.

@thejason755

3 жыл бұрын

Why ever would anyone give up cocaine? Allegedly.

@hascrack3783

3 жыл бұрын

A Great resolution indeed

@minagica

3 жыл бұрын

The "alleged cocaine", I doubt he'd actually be doing it, because I don't think he'd talk about it if he did. Cue: "The Cocaine Episode"

@rhov-anion

3 жыл бұрын

Why give up a good thing?

@whorror_punx

3 жыл бұрын

His resolution was actually the literal "Not giving up cocaine" 😂

Simon's impression of a hand dryer is the noise in my head when I see people wearing their face masks under their nose.

The “I’m gonna shut up because I’m not a scientist” is what most people should have/should say and do in 2020 and this new year 🤣

Simon *litchrally* said "stuff the meat pocket in your exhaust pipe" and didn't bat an eye.

How many likes for Simon to make a new channel where he just rants?

@BelcarrigFarm

3 жыл бұрын

It could be called Rants by Raid and it would be sponsored by raid shadow legends

@kevinfreeman3098

3 жыл бұрын

@@BelcarrigFarm allegedly...

@stefanmuntean5289

3 жыл бұрын

isn't this the one?

@rs47vh36

3 жыл бұрын

oh yes! even better than just a few episodes on bb :D

@samdomino7960

3 жыл бұрын

Sh*t Simon hates - with Simon Whistler

Honestly that was the most accurate vocal representation of a hand dryer I've ever seen

"No one redecorates their house for every season, do they?" asks Simon, innocently. Simon, meet my wife: I can enter my home office at 8 a.m. and have a completely redecorated house by lunchtime. Furniture appears and disappears, wall hangings and carpets come and go, even memorial urns traverse several rooms throughout the year. No money spent. She used to do it all while working and raising two kids. Now she just has me around (yeah it is awesome!) and is ever more industrious in her interior redesigns.

@tiffanyrock1185

3 жыл бұрын

I know I’m not your wife, but I’m definitely your wife 😂 fall are my favorite decorations but I enjoy summers too.

@cuttwice3905

3 жыл бұрын

My ex-boyfriend did that until I pointed out that I kinda like wandering around without my glasses on without stubbing my toes.

@becausereasons8507

3 жыл бұрын

Was she an interior designer by chance?

@nurgle11

3 жыл бұрын

Are you sure you going to the right house every evening, I can see a number of confused women as you plonk yourself down on the sofa du jour and ask "how was your day dear" :D

@moonlightalkemist

3 жыл бұрын

@@nurgle11 🤣🤣 that must be it! No wonder I keep being violently tossed out on the street by the rotating cast of strange men in my house.

Simon going to the toilet is like a taekwondo demonstration

@916wetcustoms

3 жыл бұрын

Weird ...he doesnt use the hand dryer but .. still shits in public toliets... solid logic.

@tatwood93

3 жыл бұрын

@@916wetcustoms Also went thru the whole spiel of leaving the bathroom and didn't mention washing his hands. So look who got the poopoo hands now

@steeljawX

3 жыл бұрын

He does all of this with his feet. . . . . Well it's not like his small child will ever put her mouth on anything in reach. . . .like say her father's shoes. But washing hands is sooooooo much harder to do that to maneuver around with the same pair of shoes that is now 8000 fold strong of many a bathroom's essence.

@tatwood93

3 жыл бұрын

@@steeljawX your shoes have shit on them the second you step in the bathroom lol

@noahnoah2747

3 жыл бұрын

@@steeljawX ? Are you joking or just stupid

3 minutes in and Simon hasn’t talked about unwanted inventions, but is raving about hand dryers, I love it.

@jamielovstromhansen5099

3 жыл бұрын

If he ever got to the actual content within the first five minutes of Business Blaze I'd start to suspect he wasn't the real Simon.

@StevetheWizard2591

3 жыл бұрын

@@jamielovstromhansen5099 Either that, or he did too much cocaine. Allegedly.

@caprailroad

3 жыл бұрын

lets talk about the hand dryer that makes that kind of sound. will scared the shit of anyone. lol

@jamielovstromhansen5099

3 жыл бұрын

@@caprailroad I just don't get why they have to have the audible equivalent of Concord doing a low pass

"You can just rant and we'll listen." Yeah.

Archie McPhee (previously known as Accoutrements) makes some great gag gift items. I love their historic action figures. I currently have 9 of them, but my favorite is VanGogh with interchangeable heads of before and after he cut his ear off.

Nobody asked for Simon’s glorious invention of Business Blaze but he did it anyway And what a Chad move he did for creating it

@stefanmuntean5289

3 жыл бұрын

even Kim likes Blaze!!

@spandexsteve5156

3 жыл бұрын

T'was but a flex..

@AceJoker72

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit kim what's up it's been forever

@dingleberryhandpump802

3 жыл бұрын

The Dear Leader likes Business Blaze!

@TheSassygrasshopper

3 жыл бұрын

Is that a real account for Kim? If so deadly awesome

I burst out laughing at work when you did the Queen 😂😂😂

Bathroom hack for Simon: use a piece of paper towel after you dry your hands, to open the door, so your hand doesn't touch the handle directly

"I was going to say November for some stupid. I don't know why." Cocaine is why.

@rhov-anion

3 жыл бұрын

Allegedly.

Simon saying the bits during his ad reads that are like repeat call to action is just so funny

Simon, we didn't need you to tell us you were one of "those guys" in a public restroom, you just give off that vibe... In a good way, of course...

@juancana5726

3 жыл бұрын

'Those guys' as compared to the entitled, hypercoiffed and careless.

@juancana5726

3 жыл бұрын

'Those guys' as compared to the entitled, hypercoiffed and careless cave people we tolerate, carefully.

"Be born first." Damn right! If I can do it, anyone can do it.

Last Blaze: toilet squatting demonstration This Blaze: toilet button kicking demonstration You definitely found your back down the same rabbit hole you were exploring pre hiatus

@phomo561

3 жыл бұрын

You absolute Legend

Oh by the way.. someone is selling pieces of land in Scotland by the square foot apparently so the new owner of the land can be considered a "Lord" it feels like it belongs on here.

@dracoargentum9783

3 жыл бұрын

Hm... Buy four parcels of land and make your castle on stilts.

@alenazwiep2996

3 жыл бұрын

There are at least three people who do this, actually. Plus someone in England.

I came here for the waffling. Stayed for the waffling

Former medical massage therapist here: I can definitely see benefits to a foot powered treadmill transport thing like that. The way it's a controlled even stable surface is good for injury prevention, and most interestingly, the fact that you're pushing against resistance completely changes the nature and intensity of the workout. You'd get a much better muscular workout. It's a lot like combining a pushing exercise with a longer duration cardio. I think it's clever and looks fun, especially if you made it just a hair smaller/more efficient and suited the wheels and suspension to more off-road use. Think of how it would help in areas with bad dirt roads and no sidewalks! Imagine if you wanted to do barefoot running for orthopedic reasons but it was muddy and gross outside! So yeah, thanks for coming to my TED talk I guess lol. Quick edit: Also something like this, where the resistance is adjustable and you can be partly assisted by a motor, equipped with a sling to sit in, would be a cool physical therapy tool for disabled and injured people to take actual outdoor walks in for their modified exercise instead of being stuck in a treatment room!!! Aaaaaa!!!

Dear Simon: I need "I'm going to shut up because I'm not a scientist", "the past was the worst", and "who cares!" as a meme.

@L2615

3 жыл бұрын

A meme? A gif? A t-shirt? All of the above?

@pamcolding4279

3 жыл бұрын

I prefer nobody cares...

Business Blaze is what we all need in these troubled times.

@Digitalhunny

3 жыл бұрын

Think they know? They _do_ keep us filled up with this strange silliness. 😂

@michaelblaszkiewicz7283

3 жыл бұрын

@@Digitalhunny I think deep down they know. If only all media was more like business blaze.

@Digitalhunny

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaelblaszkiewicz7283 - So, true. 💖

@Digitalhunny

3 жыл бұрын

@Nolan Is Innocent - Bet you had fun! Don't sweat it, honestly it's your body & it is not physically addictive. You're good. 🤗

"I'm going to shut up I'm not a scientist" Simon covering his ass. Lol great video

Simon throws back to a short time when everyone was filled with optimism for 2021

"These other guys don't have to be smart, you were the president! Though come to think of it" I laughed very hard.

Business blaze; we never asked for it, but we allways ask for more

My heart is just as cold and dead as Dani's hands, but still I wake up each day. You know what keeps me going? RAID SHADOW LEGE-

5:25 - Chapter 1 - Hander pants 7:50 - Chapter 2 - Color changing e dress 13:30 - Chapter 3 - Car exhaust grill 15:35 - Mid roll ads 20:15 - Chapter 4 - Double decked couch 23:25 - Chapter 5 - Treadmobile 25:50 - Chapter 6 - Power balance bracelets

I'll often watch your new uploads (on whatever channel you serve) as I get up in the morning while getting ready for work. It's very rare that I get past the daily "rant" before I get in my car, and I have to not only get up and ready myself, but I also have to care for 8 animals before heading out. I'm not complaining.

One of these days I want somebody from Danny’s past to comment and verify EVERY SINGLE STORY

*Why you always lyin* What a classic iconic meme song

@mp40submachinegun81

3 жыл бұрын

The only more iconic song i can think of is kzread.info/dash/bejne/loWrltlyh8q-k7Q.html

@eMDeeG

3 жыл бұрын

@@mp40submachinegun81 You totally got me with that one! You OG Legend!

@leonchevalier

3 жыл бұрын

@@eMDeeG I'm not clicking the link because I think I already now what it is. I've been caught out too many times! Haha 😄

@brrrrrtenjoyer

3 жыл бұрын

@@mp40submachinegun81 I memorized the link. You cannot fool me.

@eMDeeG

3 жыл бұрын

@@leonchevalier Good for you! Almost unbelievably, it was a first for me. I did literally LOL when it happened.

Most people just call it ABS plastic rather than Acrylonitrile butadiene styrene

@christopherneelyakagoattmo6078

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. ABS But if you're chained to a radiator you have to pick your battles. Danny has subtly powned His boss, by watching him trip up through the pronunciation of the full chemical name of a common plastic. Epic Legend.

@maxk4324

3 жыл бұрын

@@christopherneelyakagoattmo6078 Guess he's gotta take his wins where he can get 'em

@Tripskiii

2 жыл бұрын

@@christopherneelyakagoattmo6078 powned powned powned powned powned powned powned powned powned powned powned powned powned powned powned powned

My favorite part of the "Simon and Danny are locked in the basement" meme is that Simon blazes from a basement. 10/10 trolling

A 30 minute video?!? Someone made upping their cocaine intake part of their New Years resolution

Simon: "I'm going to shut up because I'm not a scientist." Me: LOL

@donkeyhobo34

3 жыл бұрын

I'm in love with you

@nicholaslukings

3 жыл бұрын

I clicked the thumbs down on your comment. I actually like it, but I felt a sudden need to smash a dislike button.

Honestly when you think about a channel that is about a guy reading another guys script about random mostly business related things sounds like it'd be boring but legit this is the most entertaining and engaging channel I watch atm. Like it is so damn good! haha

I watched "Today I Found Out" at random times for a year or so before discovering The Blaze. Over the past week I have watched an embarrassing number of Blaze uploads and am absolutely hooked as well as thoroughly entertained. I say all this to point out that after being Blazed, so to speak, I returned to TIFO to watch an upload that caught my eye only to find out that it no longer held the same entertainment value for me. Sure the content is still informative and well thought out, but after watching BB, TIFO is reminiscent of when, as a teenager, I used to bring home a friend and watch them pretend to be a nice and well mannered member of society in front of my parents until we made it to the safety of my room where they would revert back to their true self and start cursing and telling dick jokes. Long live The Blaze, dick jokes are important...

@JK-gm6kk

10 ай бұрын

Well said. Casual criminalist is amazing for tangents and rants as well. Seeing Simon wrestle with the idea of capital punishment is so great

Praise for 'dead Danny' who still took time to write you a script...

@badluck5647

3 жыл бұрын

Danny probably just feels dead inside after going from international traveler to locked in Simon's basement.

@donkeyhobo34

3 жыл бұрын

I love sarah

I love how the ads are just as entertaining as the video

"repeat call to action" Is this a meal delivery service or a revolution?

@arnepianocanada

3 жыл бұрын

Made 2 days prior to the domestic-terror attack in USA... different wording might have been chosen a few days later. We're on a calamitous cusp of history. Simon and team, thanks for giving us some much-needed diversion from pandemic and politics.

@arnepianocanada

3 жыл бұрын

Different, that is, from "call to action"...

Wanted to pause and drop this comment before I forgot. This is basically the only channel where I don't skip through ad reads, because you make them entertaining. Hoping more sponsors will embrace the sort of unorthodox manner here, surely unique ads draw more attention (and thus business) to brands than seeing the same copy and paste ad reads everywhere you look. Anyway, onto the rest of the video!

Im right there with you Simon on the restroom dance. My rule: dont touch anything but the paper and me if possible.

@stefanmuntean5289

3 жыл бұрын

don't touch yourself in public bathrooms.. you could get in trouble for that😜

@brinaf2857

3 жыл бұрын

@@stefanmuntean5289 ba dum tum tum psss!!! XD

@brinaf2857

3 жыл бұрын

Did you know that any tp outside of the dispenser is probably covered in germs as well? XD

Simon! you all missed the opportunity for that massive joke about "Slapping raw meat next to your exhaust pipe!" - not even a HE-MAN meme!!!! LOL

"What's the past tense of 'legend?'" Lol.

@HHisa

3 жыл бұрын

In my head: LEGENDARY SIMON!!

The energy in this blaze was SO FRESH. Great start to the new year, Simon. 🔥

Dyson hand dryer Friend owns pub brand new install “Mate, wtf is going on with your new urinals?” “Eh?” “The grey and yellow ones that blow piss everywhere” “Aahhhh” (runs into gents) “Gotcha” (as he exits)

@bjarulez

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha PMSL that's fucking funny

Because you can't say "Go to HelloFresh.com" without saying "Go to Hell!"

@insaincaldo

3 жыл бұрын

Ol'fresh hell

lol You had me at "It Smells like OLD PRAWNS!"

The issue of recycling is actually a pretty interesting topic worthy of a business blaze. The whole thing of shipping plastic to other countries so it can be recycled (but really it’s often just burned) is kind of an interesting bit of marketing, because we all do recycling, and feel bad if we don’t, but it’s not actually as effective as we think

Simon, try the "proper handwashing technique' (dang auto correct) utilized by medical professionals.... wet hands, add soap, ensuring to spend time on back of the hands, between the fingers, and around and under the nails. Rinse (leave sink on) dry with paper towels, then use paper towels to turn off faucet and open door. Throw out paper towel and move on...

@juancana5726

3 жыл бұрын

Remember that.

@zeusathena26

3 жыл бұрын

Umm.. handwriting technique? I think you meant hand washing technique. 🤣🤣 Lol it ok I just had to say something, but yes he does need to wash his hands. He prepares Danny's food for goodness sake!

@tornagawn

3 жыл бұрын

‘Handwriting technique’ and ‘medical professionals’ are mutually exclusive terms

@juancana5726

3 жыл бұрын

@@tornagawn Covered up a 'multitude of sins', allegedly.

@WolfgangDoW

3 жыл бұрын

All paper towels are more green cos they sequester carbon

Lets be honest. Nobody asks for any inventions. That is what makes them inventions.

@rickyheath7607

3 жыл бұрын

I think that’s called a contract or research grand.

@blitzofchaosgaming6737

3 жыл бұрын

@@rickyheath7607 You should probably stop thinking then.

Simon Whistler's Master Class on how to not have meetings, bonus class on how to use public bathrooms without touching anything.

Simon, you are not alone. I too use my foot for flushing and door opening. There are dozens of us! Dozens!

@2thfairy5

3 жыл бұрын

Millions !

My best friend actually did forget how to ride a bike, we were camping and went for a nice bike ride. When we got back to the campsite I stopped, hopped off my bike, and turned around just in time to see her come to a stop and just fall over. I thought that she may have tangled her shoestring in the pedals but no, every time we went riding she did the same thing and would fall over once she stopped. She may have not forgotten how to ride a bike, she may have never learned how to stop. To save her from embarrassment I never questioned her about it and we didn’t go riding any more on camping trips.

@zeusathena26

3 жыл бұрын

Or you could show her how to stop? She might appreciate the tip. I would in that situation.

@sparkyplugclean2402

3 жыл бұрын

@@zeusathena26 that probably would be best, but it might be like my ex, who launched the bowling ball six feet high and twenty feet down the lane before it thunderously crashed to earth every time she bowled, but I was getting laid that night if I didn't start any shit. It was nearly a year after we were broken up that she asked why I never told her, and this was my exact answer.

@zeusathena26

3 жыл бұрын

@@sparkyplugclean2402 🤣🤣 must have been a sight to see!

@Sandy.J.Lloyd.Sr.

3 жыл бұрын

@@zeusathena26...I did try to help her but she was very embarrassed and didn’t want to talk about it so I didn’t press her. I figured she would talk about it when she was ready.

I watched at the 54th view, which obviously is a secret code meaning set Danny Free.

@zachaliles

3 жыл бұрын

Nice try Danny, who gave you the Wi-Fi password?

Simon I completely agree with you on the loo stuff, a study found the Dyson style hand-dryers are the worst way to dry hands in a sanitary way when compared with traditional hand-dryers and paper towels. Paper towels were the best as long as they were properly thrown in the bin. This will hopefully lead to hospitals having fewer of the Dyson style ones. I also hate places which take the toilet lids off the toilets. Also one potential (& admittedly desperate) upside to the Pandemic is less social pressure to shake hands with random strangers

I’m always so blazed by the time a blaze video sneaks in to my biographic videos😅

Archee McPhee is where you get magic and novelty items. I'm from Seattle.

@TheAAZSD

3 жыл бұрын

Archee McPhee is a gem.

@mabel9019

3 жыл бұрын

Okay, good. I'm glad someone else here is aware that they are a joke shop.

I was gonna make the same "nobody asked for business blaze joke", but Simon beat me to it lol. Simon is right, but business blaze turned out great.

That bitconnect transition was absolutely flawless. I honestly can't stop laughing.

Double-decker couch: Dumbest invention ever! Treadmobile: Hold my light beer.

Yes. Best part of the day is seeing the fact boy give me the facts.

@JACK_TheAllSeeingEye

3 жыл бұрын

Simon is sure we all need to get fact(ed)

As a Scotsman, can confirm you’ve made enemy for life

@MashMonster69

3 жыл бұрын

I can also confirm he's made an enemy for life, his name is Donald T****.

@happymeal5182

3 жыл бұрын

Smash that dislike button.

@badluck5647

3 жыл бұрын

I'm sure Ikea isn't fan either

@310BPM

3 жыл бұрын

keep your friends close, and your enemies closer!!💘🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿✨

Don't worry, I've never gone to a public toilet either without following the Whistler Protocol.

Simon: Fast fashion is an environmental catastrophe Also Simon: Hello Fresh!

I hope Simon remembered to feed Danny over the holidays..... or at least left enough food in his bowl.....

@john-paulsilke893

3 жыл бұрын

He gave him kibble from an open bag. Some breeds can be free fed like poodles.

There are people who DON'T use their feet to flush the public toilet?!

@garretth8224

3 жыл бұрын

You are washing your hands anyways so its not that bad.

@dominiquehebert4903

3 жыл бұрын

You are going to go wash your hands after flushing anyways. If the bathroom is THAT filthy that I wouldn't touch the toilet handle I wouldn't be using it anyways!

@lisamoulton2540

3 жыл бұрын

Right!?

@TheMegalusDoomslayer

3 жыл бұрын

Just use toilet paper to touch the handle.

This is just amazing! I would love to listenn to Simon just comenting a sports event, like a football (Soccer for our american friends) Game or a movie, or anything, because I just love to hear him rant! Even my dog loves to watch your chanels, I just have to tell him, "wann watch the bald beardy man ´talk?" and he is all excited! Thank you so much for telling me things i did not know, and make me laugh so often!

Next channel: Tips for germaphobes with Simon

Quarter million of us, we are perfectly happy to just listen to you rant. You don't push an agenda, your like a pallet cleanser.

How about the most dangerous kids toys #freedanie

@coolbeans6357

3 жыл бұрын

Lol. I thought about the old snl sketch , Bag O Glass.... the kids are gonna love this!

@timothyneiswander3151

3 жыл бұрын

@@coolbeans6357 the Joey Bag-O-Glass was also my first thought. Dan Aykroyd did that skit if I recall correctly.

@RGC-gn2nm

3 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/qJmBy7CKmcnAk7A.html

@timothyneiswander3151

3 жыл бұрын

@@RGC-gn2nm no rickroll for me thanky sai this is the link you want: kzread.info/dash/bejne/inmH2tWOnJnOd7g.html

@foxtailedcritter

3 жыл бұрын

Remember that time they thought led fuel, led paint, led toys and asbestos I'm walls was a good idea. 😂😂😂

“Let me Julian Assane your guilt again” 🤣

“I’m going to shut up because I’m not a scientist” I wish more people would be like Simon!

No you're actually completely right about the hand dryers whether the Dyson or the regular kind they are much less sanitary they do literally blow the air that is floating around the bathroom on to your hands at a high-speed so just millions of poop particles and piss particles are being sprayed onto your hands and it's a very gross there's a girl at some prestigious college in America who did a study about it you can look it up it was pretty interesting actually

@morganb6717

3 жыл бұрын

the fact that he unwittingly admits to providing an even less sanitary environment for the next person by allowing the tread of his shoes to make contact with surfaces that are meant to be manipulated by hand... thanks for smearing your shoe filth on the handles, Simon. well thought out, my boy.

@WolfgangDoW

3 жыл бұрын

Also not as green really, especially depending what's making that electricity At least paper trees are replanted after harvest so sequester carbon that doesn't go back into the atmosphere

@gildedpeahen876

3 жыл бұрын

@@WolfgangDoW yes thats always my argument to the "electric car/electric everything" ppl...liiikkeee u do know that 90% of the electricity comes from burning coal right? which according to those types is just *terrible* soooo theres a disconnect somewhere along the way there...

@gildedpeahen876

3 жыл бұрын

@@WolfgangDoW never thought of that....germophobes literally make the bathroom dirtier for *Everyone* else with their antics.

Hey Simon, Speaking of inventions nobody asked for, you should ask Danny to take a look at the Glow In The Dark sundial

@jaybeemhardscrote7466

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

We are in fact exercising as you speak. Thanks for the motivation mate.

Hey Simon -- Great work on the Dyson Hand Dryer imitation. I agree with you 100% about not touching surfaces, handles, etc.

Look up Archie Mcphees..... They are a joke shop.... That product isn't designed to be serious...

@wmdkitty

3 жыл бұрын

They are AWESOME.

Sweet! Stay safe and well Simon and keep up the good work fella!

The "Treadmobile" was ripped off from an old "Mystery Science Theater 3000" episode...

@Mr.CliffysWorld

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah . Well Mystery Science Theater 3000 was a rip off of Mystery Science Theater 2000. 🤜🤛✌

@gsggamer1212

3 жыл бұрын

@@Mr.CliffysWorld "I remember when Thomas Edison started the very first Mystery Science Theater... Before there was even an Ed Wood... "

The only ads on the internet I don't skip. So entertaining!

A new Business Blaze the day before my birthday?! Oh Simon you’re a Legend... AlLegendly 😉

@stephjovi

3 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday!!!!

... where Business Blaze meets Chindogu

Thanks for recognizing my new year, Simon

You can really tell this is the first Blaze after holiday. The yelling is turned up to 11. And that's a good thing. 👍

If Raid Shadow Legends paid me $2000, I'd wear a hat for them for a month.

@Karagoth444

3 жыл бұрын

That's why they have so many ad spots, people undervalue themselves.

@kinyutaka

3 жыл бұрын

@@Karagoth444 it's more than I make working

@tempestgod8043

3 жыл бұрын

@@kinyutaka if its 2k after taxes n benefits, its more than I make too :((

@mikebar42

3 жыл бұрын

Raid 2k, creeping out of the Shadow *I'll do it for some HanderPants*

@WolfgangDoW

3 жыл бұрын

Whatever happened to that guy who rented his forehead out with temporary tattoos for adverts?

I can already tell he's had the cocaine

@mrinaljoshi294

3 жыл бұрын

@@robertcrawshaw9978 allegedly

@mattschulke7

3 жыл бұрын

Allegedly

@Erin-Thor

3 жыл бұрын

Or a ton of coffee, or a few cups of coffee and mistook the sugar bowl for the cocaine bowl. LOL!

@daisyjoy242

3 жыл бұрын

@@Erin-Thor don't forget the meth Danny had in his house

@Erin-Thor

3 жыл бұрын

@@daisyjoy242 basement, LOL!

Finally, someone at least mentions the passing of Randy - not only a true master of debunking nonsense and exposing charlatans, champion and popularizer of knowledge and reason, the granddaddy of the modern skeptic-rationalist movement, but also a genuinely kind and wholesome human being. He will be missed. Thank you, Simon.

YES SIMON FINALLY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS HOW I FEEL WHENEVER I GO TO A PUBLIC TOILET!!!

It's been pointed out to me that when I use my foot at a public restroom, I'm putting the public restroom floor all over the toilet seat and flusher. Instead I use a paper towel or piece of toilet paper as a glove prior to washing.

@watchoutforwhoyoupissoff3046

3 жыл бұрын

Easy salutation just slip your foot out of your shoe that's what I do

@zeusathena26

3 жыл бұрын

That is why they make so many public restrooms with motion activated triggers. So people will quit using their disgusting feet.

My mother rotates decorations in the house per season, always has.

@kurtjoseph6232

3 жыл бұрын

I thought this was normal until.... Now... And have felt bad for not doing it.... Until now. Thank you for my mental freedom

@taranullius9221

2 жыл бұрын

This must be an American thing because it's downright weird and something I didn't know existed until I started watching beauty YT videos and every single American woman is buying seasonal decorations, season-specific scented candles and all sorts of hyper capitalist crap (the amount of packaging American things have also makes me physically tight in the chest and I'm not even a huge greenie, I can't watch the rampant consumerism now I'm not even kidding. You're unironically going to kill us all).

"Taaacos"..... BAHAHA!!!! You and my StepMom are the only ones I've ever heard that pronounce it this way. Hilarious!!!

Danny’s ending was a rare double callback. Excellent work

So here’s the thing, Simons accent and overall look makes us Americans think he is a learned man from the halls of Cambridge (the UKs Harvard), but then he goes on to break our brains when he has to question the past tense of “legend”. Simon is a paradox in flesh to us Americans.

@barrydysert2974

3 жыл бұрын

The key to Simon's success. Perception is Everything!:-) 🖖

@dare7782

3 жыл бұрын

A visual representation of business blaze

@arnepianocanada

3 жыл бұрын

...and Canadians. Some slimebag once called him a "dirty Brit"; enraged, I created and sent in a TopTenz list of his terrific attributes.

@justusegner1405

3 жыл бұрын

I think it’s purely psychological. As proven by various studies, your accent influences your appeal and appearance, perception by other’s. And based on this the „classical British accent“ is known to be a sign of social high standing and intelligence. But for a Scottish or Irish person it allegedly just sounds snobby or from the high horse.

@KelticTim

3 жыл бұрын

@@justusegner1405 In America “learned” is the same as “snobby” or “from the high horse”. It’s def psychological, and begins way back in our youth, the “under educated bully” takes the “smart geek” and stuffs him in a locker. Bullying can be a good thing, it can keep the smarties grounded, and make them truly appreciate the status they receive as adults who make all the money. Take away bullying, and you get Twitter mobs, geeks who should’ve been stuffed in lockers, but weren’t, and now have a sense of entitlement and grandeur way above their actual station in life. There needs to be a happy medium, allow bullying, but not to the point that some 6th grader whacks themselves. Simon was clearly bullied, as evident by his self deprecating humor, he knows what he’s achieved, and doesn’t take it lightly.

I forgot how to ride a bike too. You definitely aren’t alone.

From this moment I’m flushing public toilets with my foot, certified legend.