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@youdontneedtoknow6621

3 жыл бұрын

Dude I love your bids but I want some more vids that feature death. Just to make it more interesting for you they can be deaths caused by subway

@JoshLyons01

3 жыл бұрын

@@youdontneedtoknow6621 What about in a subway while eating subway?

@youdontneedtoknow6621

3 жыл бұрын

@@JoshLyons01 anything so long as the death vids keep on coming

@icarus_falling

3 жыл бұрын

So is it just you ranting around a basement office all day long? U OK hun? Everything OK at home?

@pandorasbox4238

3 жыл бұрын

The US version of your noodles is Ramen. You can sometimes get them for 4/$1. Any idiot who pays more than a couple hundred for a purse (ONLY IF it's made out of actual leather) deserves to be ripped off. If it's not made of leather, my max price is $40 (assuming I'm feeling generous).

Danny: *Writes normal length intro* Simon: *Goes off on many crazy tangents* Also Simon: Jesus Danny, how long's this intro?!

@ewoodley82

3 жыл бұрын

Every. Damn. Time.

@anikajain571

3 жыл бұрын

That's THE BLAZE and we love it 😍 😂

@AndrewMitchell123

3 жыл бұрын

that's the reason we are here, tell me otherwise xD it's alll about the tangents xD

@aredjayc2858

3 жыл бұрын

That's why we're here

@salvadorcadenas

3 жыл бұрын

Nice try Danny get back in the basement! Stop making fake KZread accounts and make shorter intros!! Because Simon is an angel who never gets distracted or goes on tangents.. That actually reminds me of the time when I ate a bug .....*goes off on tangent.....

I like how Simon's 'no-yelling' policy lasted less than 1 video

@marjieestivill

3 жыл бұрын

I wondered about that too, then saw the post that observed that this video is out of order.

@E2O10

3 жыл бұрын

If im not mistaken then you can hear that his voice is a little differen

@johngerken4263

3 жыл бұрын

This video was probably recorded before the previous one.

@RavenFilms

3 жыл бұрын

The videos aren’t recorded in the order they are released, this was probably done before hand.

@skyden24195

3 жыл бұрын

@@johngerken4263 recording this video probably inspired Simon to go see the doctor in the first place.

I feel like about 40% of every Business Blaze episode is Simon being surprised that he's still reading the intro...

@badluck5647

3 жыл бұрын

I feel like about 40% of every Business Blaze episode is just Danny's intro.

@mortal3256

3 жыл бұрын

And?

@therealunicornselene

3 жыл бұрын

Litchrally

@blackbeard82

3 жыл бұрын

At 10 minutes into a 35 minute video it’s closer to 28%

@balancebjj1087

3 жыл бұрын

Bender from Futurama: "Im 40% intro!"

"If you're better educated, you make better decisions". Bullshit. I have a Master's degree and I haven't made a good decision since 1993.

@OtakuUnitedStudio

3 жыл бұрын

Forgive me but I have to ask, was the degree one of them?

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

lol, I feel that

@KWMQ

3 жыл бұрын

@@OtakuUnitedStudio you too, huh?

@censusgary

2 жыл бұрын

I, too, am highly educated, and I make mostly terrible decisions. My wife has even more degrees than I, and ... no, on second thought, I won’t go there. All of her decisions are fine, probably.

@Loralanthalas

Жыл бұрын

If you can remove the propaganda, you make MUCH better decisions. Once I figured the 2 party system in America consists of rich old men switching parties for a win, it explained most of the "crises" that American politicians have been going on about for 40+ goddamn years.

Who remembers Simon at the start of this channel questioning if ANY sponsor would pay here? Business LEGEND 🤣

@AndrewMitchell123

3 жыл бұрын

sponsors got BLAZED boiiii xD

@StevenLockey

3 жыл бұрын

If he gets really desperate, there is always RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!!!!!

@Sarah_Grant

3 жыл бұрын

@@StevenLockey NEVER!!

@StevenLockey

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sarah_Grant Come, feel the lure of the RAID (as it grabs your wallet) 🤣

“I’m not rich” Says the guy with slave basement money.

@DRUKENHOBO

3 жыл бұрын

"basement slave" works better in that statement

@magnificentfailure2390

3 жыл бұрын

It's a little-known fact that all 2-storey walkup flats in the Czech Republic must have slave basements by legal decree.

@adzyw

3 жыл бұрын

@@DRUKENHOBO nah because the slave it’s free. It’s the basement that costs. That’s how they get you.

@adzyw

3 жыл бұрын

@@magnificentfailure2390 you’re thinking of the Slav basement

@AftermathRV

3 жыл бұрын

@@adzyw easy mistake to make, they still have serfdom right?

"All of these problems are just solved by not caring." this statement just saved me thousands of dollars in therapists fees. Thank you Simon!!

@charliethirteen3868

Жыл бұрын

That's is the most profound statement I ever heard. And it gets more relevant as time goes on. Welcome to today...

Loving that Sam has now gone beyond memes and is now adding in actual messages

@Sarah_Grant

3 жыл бұрын

All a part of his cry for help...from the basement....

@Try95th

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sarah_Grant ono , Simon got him too? Well, at least now Danny has company ....or someone to help him break out lol

@kittycoutourxxx2706

3 жыл бұрын

I thought Matthew was his company

Simon: "I'm not rich." Also Simon: "I have no idea how much anything costs."

@irekaias

3 жыл бұрын

Also Simon : "Moved from UK to Prague"

@AndrewMitchell123

3 жыл бұрын

@@irekaias yeah apartments in Prague are hella expensive, tho I am not sure If UK is any better, I think not... maybe it's cheaper for him who knows

@jaybeemhardscrote7466

3 жыл бұрын

@@irekaias lol

@irekaias

3 жыл бұрын

@@AndrewMitchell123 Factually I think there is a chance that is at least it is cheaper than London... But we don't come to this channels for fact, we come for the BURNS hahahaha

@angstbringer2992

3 жыл бұрын

And that's why he's not rich

"Obviously I don't do that with YOUR cards." That made laugh so loud.

"All of these problem are solve just by not caring" Words to live by

@chuckschwoch5761

3 жыл бұрын

That should be Simon’s next tee shirt.

We genuinely need a Business Blaze where Danny writes his life story.

@angstbringer2992

3 жыл бұрын

More like a spin-off series 😂

@onemoreguyonline7878

3 жыл бұрын

You misspelled Biographics

@jadegianakos8309

3 жыл бұрын

we all know it should be on this channel and not Biographics unless he makes a merge video

@tardvandecluntproductions1278

3 жыл бұрын

Danny sounds like he has experienced quite the life. Not enough paper on this planet to write that down

@bunnygirl2448

3 жыл бұрын

And Simon can punctuate the story saying “Jesus Danny” a thousand times

One day, someone's going to make a whole video of Simon saying things like how he loves cocaine, Nazis, and domestic abuse.

@jayhom5385

3 жыл бұрын

Allegedly.

@AndrewMitchell123

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, the fact he wasn't yet cancelled is incredible

@AndrewMitchell123

3 жыл бұрын

but that's maybe bcs of his contacts so that ppl are afraid to cancel him, also he has a lot of coke so he can buy ppl ALLEGEDLY xD

@welshdragon99

3 жыл бұрын

#cancelsimon

@Elysia_Fields

3 жыл бұрын

I'd be happy with a "Simon says something NSFW" super-cut.

I have never laughed for as long and as hard as I did when Simon said "I see it in bold down here" and pointed at his bald head 😂😂 13:56

Starting a petition for a video: "The 10 wackiest most bonkers things Danny has done he can't possibly expect us to believe"

@ginashemeth7708

3 жыл бұрын

Danny has had a very interesting life..Allegedly

Simon- "Your body is a temple." Also Simon- "COCAINEEEE"

@adamrogers1889

3 жыл бұрын

My body is a temple! Old , falling apart, and most likely haunted.

@jamesalbrecht418

3 жыл бұрын

"Cocaine" yes please

@Riwillion

3 жыл бұрын

Also Simon: "Cocaine is a gift from the gods." It all checks out in the end.

@aceofspadess4945

3 жыл бұрын

@@Riwillion ALLEGEDLY.

@deemariedubois4916

3 жыл бұрын

Ali Casper Adding cocaine to any weight reducing diet is helpful.

this explains why I didn't 'remember' the cauliflower steak reference from the previous video

@EloquentTroll

3 жыл бұрын

True OG Buisness Blaze Legends aren't bound by the time space continuum

@larryflynn9359

3 жыл бұрын

Your not the only one!

@marjieestivill

3 жыл бұрын

That explains why he is yelling up a froth about the greeting card industry just a day after he told us his doctor said not to yell anymore...

Danny's poetry is evil, cruel and hilarious; he deserves a couple extra, moldy rations.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

I gave him a dead horse to eat. He started with its feet.

@missmiranda605

3 жыл бұрын

Ah, the poetry.

When it starts to wrap up and you get ready to go to the next video. Simon: "Jesus Christ, was this the introduction Danny?"

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

The number of emails I have with Danny being like "DANNY WHY SO LONG MY LEGS ARE TIRED" is high.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

And by emails I mean yelling into the basement.

@andersenzheng

Жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 "hold on"

All the new noise next door is actually people slowly drilling through the wall to free Danny😁

@chuckschwoch5761

3 жыл бұрын

“Dammit, our covers blown! Switch to Plan E! Be strong, Comrade Danny. We shall rescue you!”

@carmenburton4918

3 жыл бұрын

Or is it Danny drilling out...but where would Danny get a drill... yes you're right... its some one drilling in...

My body is a crumbling a broken temple, but I am the god for whom it was made and this god wants coke zero and chicken nuggets.

@RoundSwan

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently we observe the same rituals 🤷🏼‍♀️

@not-a-raccoon

2 жыл бұрын

You too, huh?

Whenever Simon talks about his wife his entire face just changes into happiness and it is allegedly absolutely amazing, in my opinion.

“All your problems can be solved by not caring” Tshirt. Take my money, please.

Still waiting for the Business Blaze x Biographics going over Danny's life

@nickmoney

3 жыл бұрын

April 1st.

@DayZeroGaming

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickmoney April 1st lol

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

The biggest crossover event since some Marvel shit I've not heard of.

@ewoodley82

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 except we are still waiting for this, fact boi

When I say 'the other day' it could range from five minutes ago or a few moments after my birth.

@Fitten06

3 жыл бұрын

Same.

I love watching from the start of this channel, and watching Simon slowly reveal his true self. Going from "business casual" to "f*** this cup!" 😂

"pot noodles, what's that? Guess I'll Google it.." Leave KZread, vid stops bc I've also already got maps open, and Google it to see it's just cup of noodles. Only to then return and have Sam damn insert a pic of them ten seconds later.. damnit.

@noth606

3 жыл бұрын

I had to pause and go look up what pot noodles are too, we are on the same page lol.

@Fitten06

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@QlueDuPlessis

3 жыл бұрын

I guessed it was some variant of Maggie noodles. Didn't seem important enough for me to care. I've been on the Internet for too long.

@kaltaron1284

3 жыл бұрын

The Japanese and Koreans have some pretty good instant noodles. They aren't as good as fresh of course but edible.

@noth606

3 жыл бұрын

@@kaltaron1284 That is absolutely true, I've had instant noodles from both Korea and Japan, and I have some pretty good Nissin Japanese ones ready for when I get a craving for them again :D. But at least the ones normally available in the Netherlands are quite bad in comparison. However some Indonesian ones are quite good as well, not quite as good as Japanese or Korean but fairly close - definitely edible to me.

Now I want a line of Simon Whistler greeting cards

@saintmbmjr6544

3 жыл бұрын

They should have a photo of Danny getting whipped

@ktlemongrass5129

3 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@seasonallyferal1439

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@JL-to9vg

2 жыл бұрын

Here’s a card! (Inside) Would’ve gotten you something better but-COoCAaAIinE!!

“From holiday” A holiday you stole from Danny

@Master_Yoda1990

3 жыл бұрын

It was stolen fair and square, I’m sure your father would’ve agreed

@jerrybroderick2858

3 жыл бұрын

*redistributed

Don't know if I'm the only one, but Business Blaze greeting cards with Danny's poetry sounds like a good idea

@arbitrarystuff1229

3 жыл бұрын

roses are red, violets are blue im here in the basement thinking of you

@rodepet

3 жыл бұрын

What about a business blaze blazer?

@cristinesplinis5815

3 жыл бұрын

If those existed, I might start actually giving cards again!

@cptRSA

3 жыл бұрын

And when you open it up it can play a Yoko Ono song on loop

@sagemarie.

3 жыл бұрын

Roses are red Danny loves rhymin' Smash that dislike Cancel Simon

I love how sams poem doesn’t come close to rhyming lol

@nickhaas9185

3 жыл бұрын

And /thewhistlermister doesn't lead anywhere 😔

@nataliestanchevski4628

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry to be that guy, but poems don't have to rhyme. Many poems are based on the rhythm of the words and syllables.

@TARDISver40

3 жыл бұрын

@@nataliestanchevski4628 But the initial challenge was to rhyme the word corpse.

@maplesmagic1509

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, it was a slant rhyme, if those count

@97TheWatcher

3 жыл бұрын

@@nataliestanchevski4628 I know but the point was it’s hard to rhyme lol

10:10 - Chapter 1 - Greetings from scamsville 17:35 - Mid roll ads 22:25 - Chapter 2 - Bags & rocks 27:40 - Chapter 3 - What is a domain name ? 31:35 - Chapter 4 - A parking spot in manhattan

Conspiracy theory time: We think Simon is holding Danny hostage in the basement when reality, Simon is trapped in the basement. With Simon trapped in the basement making videos,Danny gives him scripts to read and to cover it up, he makes Simon joke that Danny is locked in the basement.

@ginashemeth7708

3 жыл бұрын

Twisted logic....I love it

@bunnygirl2448

3 жыл бұрын

Diabolical 😈

@nathangrindle1645

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit it makes sense

@Fitten06

3 жыл бұрын

And when there's a murder, he can just go over it on Casual Criminalist.

@MysticWanderer

3 жыл бұрын

You want proof? In one of the videos he looks at an upward angle while talking about the dog walking by the window. QED

So the cauliflower joke from the last vid is referring to this one got ya.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

I should probably make some sort of effort to publish things in order or something.

@kingalbundi

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 NO! ONLY POST THEM IN RANDOM ORDERS!

@QlueDuPlessis

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 you're still better at it than I am. I haven't even recorded my first yet! 😋

@aredjayc2858

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 true legends aren't bound by linear time

@covle9180

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 you definitely shouldn't.

Simon was genuinely excited that Danny included a poem

“I like my family. Some would even say ‘love.’ But we’re British so, of course, none of those would be members of my family.” Is how I thought that was going to end.

The blaze ignites at 5am here in Australia, best way to start me day.

@moneyshot2239

3 жыл бұрын

Then you watch Simon? 🤣🤣

@cortos_9733

3 жыл бұрын

Well I'm sure it's better than the blazes you guys are used to.

@abridgeburner9927

3 жыл бұрын

Sydney here, you?

@combatwombat_25

3 жыл бұрын

@@abridgeburner9927 SE Vic,

@christainhillbartley7082

3 жыл бұрын

@@abridgeburner9927 Townsville.

I fire up today's Business Blaze, open my freshly cooked hand-delivered pizza, and Simon goes "Woahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoahwoah........." and into a Noom ad on eating healthily, no, I will not, I am having this pizza, even if it results in me dying on the shitter like Elvis, I'm having this glorious pizza... :P On with the show now... :P

"I'll just tell a bit of a personal story" as if you don't do that for at least 60% of every Business Blaze 😂

You missed an opportunity, instead of the wife beater shirt, you should have shown a Stella beer. OG buisness blaze

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

OGBB

Last video: I do *not* remember that steak joke This video: Ooooh. Simon uploaded out of order again

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

Classic dickhead move Whistler.

Beloved family member, ye Now a rotting corpse We cast you now into the sea To feed the seals and porps.

@anikajain571

3 жыл бұрын

😂 Wicked funny, cool, thanks for the laugh

@mammuchan8923

3 жыл бұрын

Decent arrempt ✌️

@AndrewMitchell123

3 жыл бұрын

wtf is porps lol sick poem tho xD

@jonathanpryzby4029

3 жыл бұрын

Clearly you have a future at Hallmark 😁

@magabre3212

3 жыл бұрын

Porps? Like Porpoise? Lol Solid poem

It’s called Vasovagal syncope, Danny fainted from seeing himself bleeding. Allegedly.

That stack of red solo cups is driving him mad with power. I love it!

Simon, this is your best channel BY FAR "I reacted like that because im really into domestic abuse" LMAO keep it up and CANCEL SIMON

@normanallenmacneill6697

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but the meme should have been a Stella

@MindOfJack05

3 жыл бұрын

this is his only channel I watch on the regular.

@AndrewMitchell123

3 жыл бұрын

SMASH that dislike button xD

You need a "This card is bullshit" greeting card.

@lisasteel6817

3 жыл бұрын

I would buy that

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

"You are receiving this card because I don't like you enough to get you a gift"

@amandad808

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 Also... Poetry is dead What is wrong with you, Danny? Get it together

Simon: read Danny's poem Danny: writes poem Sam: creates background music & make the video black and white Just magical * next week simon creates another channel about reading poetry 😂😂😂

I’m assuming (hoping) this video was filmed before Simon realized that he has vocal damage.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

indeed

Simons been getting these business blaze videos out at breakneck speed! Keep'em coming!!

@ayaakovc

3 жыл бұрын

Danny got hold of Simon's coke stash and is working at super speed! Allegedly.

this last couple of weeks has been wild for legends!

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

LEGENDS UNITE

@davidringle7

3 жыл бұрын

I've watched so many Simon vids be it BB Bio Geo Mega Side .... I think I've missed a couple lol

If I actually needed a program like noom, this was the advertisement that would have had me buying it outright. Absolutely Epic.

When I hear Big Money all I hear is “Save Big Money at Menards!”

@OtakuUnitedStudio

3 жыл бұрын

A fellow (at least former) midwesterner, eh? That's the bare facts, folks!

Today I Found out, Simon doesn't weigh his vegetables.

I want to see a biographic on Simon but his wife hosts and writes the script.

Miss Manners is the pen name of Judith Martin. She's an etiquette columnist who was very popular when printed newspapers were also very popular, and has a curious mixture of tradition and modern practicality on many issues surrounding social interaction. (Or, at least, her kids do, as she's in her 80s and can't be arsed to write her own columns most of the time anymore. So her kids do.) She also disdained greeting cards, although give the demure image she promoted of herself she'd never run around the room screaming about them. She much preferred a handwritten note, even a brief, formulaic one.

Simon made a cauliflower steak business blaze reference on the last video and I was really confused, but it turns out Simon is just so intellectually ahead of me that he saw it coming in the next video.

Oh so THIS is where the cauliflower steak thing came from! In the last video Simon said it was an OG reference and I thought I'd missed a video!

The one and only time Noom sponsors Business Blaze.

Simon talking of his Larder. Me thinking of an old Sovjet Offroad car.

@ericg7044

3 жыл бұрын

That's a Lada.

@erzherzogalbrecht8504

3 жыл бұрын

@@ericg7044 Sounds rather similar when spoken

@futeramonfuturamet4830

Жыл бұрын

I believe you're thinking Lada, the Soviet car. Which sounds like "larder" for those with r-dropping accents.

I don’t want a Business Blaze T-Shirt. I want a Brilliant Business Blaze Blazer!

I love how Simon called the cauliflower steak a reference in the last video and I was confused af but now it was cleared up in this one. XD

@andiward7068

3 жыл бұрын

This is one channel that watching previous vids will exponentially increase the enjoyment. So. Many. Throwbacks. And it's Simon [&Danny and Sam of course] so they're great fun.

@TwattWaffleWhitney

3 жыл бұрын

Same! I have watched all the videos for the life of me couldn't remember that one

@christinebenson518

3 жыл бұрын

Some channels don't like inside jokes. I appreciate that this channel does them and refers to them before they've been told the first time. It's glorious.

Bet you will freak out when you learn how many chemicals are in a banana.

@axelignite9916

3 жыл бұрын

This reminds me of a reddit post where someone posted the chemical composition of an apple and claimed it was what was in the vaccines basically baiting a bunch of anti vaxers into making themselves look stupid when it was revealed what it actually was.

@OtakuUnitedStudio

3 жыл бұрын

@Brandon Quist one hundred percent of people who have ingested DMHO eventually died. Most of those who have inhaled it will only survive with immediate emergency treatment. It causes rust on ferrous alloys and causes organic matter to decay more easily. Plus, it's been consumed by every tyrant, criminal, and serial killer ever. And on top of that, the only real restrictions on it are in areas where corporations have ownership of it so they can force others to purchase it even of they don't want to.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck bananas. Trying to poison us all.

@covle9180

3 жыл бұрын

Everything is chemicals. Literally everything.

I love how I am drawing a guy eating cake and just hear "do you want to get a better eating habit?" Best part is the drawings expression which is like "wait what" while putting a piece of cake in his mouth.

The red cup perched jauntily on the bulb behind you is a nice touch. I do think it belongs there and adds to the ambience. Bravo.

When you’re preparing to blaze by yourself and then Simon gives us a business blaze perfect timing! Keep calm and blaze on

@sleedog11

3 жыл бұрын

Business blaze notification is my sign to start the days blazing

@brittanywoodman6559

3 жыл бұрын

@@sleedog11 I mean life is enough reason for me but business blaze is my excuse 😂

@WaldstadtCripz

3 жыл бұрын

@@brittanywoodman6559 dran right

Simon, I once heard of people buying "oxygenated" water. People will buy anything.

@stephjovi

3 жыл бұрын

They put O in H2O? Exciting 😅😅😅

@stephjovi

3 жыл бұрын

@@snood1205 pretty sure that's legal 😅. I've seen so much expensive water it's nuts. I drink a lot of water. It comes from the tap no need to buy it 😅. If I take a deep breath before I drink it's with extra oxygen

@andiward7068

3 жыл бұрын

@@snood1205 ikr. First thought when I saw it was "wrong aisle, first aid is aisle 9". Immediately followed by "GDI, too many people are gonna fall for this crap...marketers are true villains using people's own ignorance against them.

@andiward7068

3 жыл бұрын

@@stephjovi My fish has oxygenated water too, wouldn't drink it, but that's cuz it's fishy's home.

@stephjovi

3 жыл бұрын

@@andiward7068 well sure they have those oxygen pumps right? Use that on tap water bottle it sell it for $30 dollars a bottle as oxygenated water 😅. If people ask you were the idea came from you can say you watch a blazing business channel for ideas 🤪

Started watching yesterday's Blaze and recommended video on the side was this one. LEGEND.

I was born and raised on a dairy farm and we always had real food... Imagine my reaction when I was introduced to Ramen noodle cups in college... I literally spit it out and thought my friend had lost her mind. She had an affinity for the (somehow) slimey salty cardboard crap in a cup...

I typically get a small print from a local artist that fits in an envelope. Then write a handwritten note on the back.

@noth606

3 жыл бұрын

I typically fart in the general direction of whoever has a birthday, except if it's my mom. Then I do absolutely nothing. All my friends and family live thousands of miles from me so it's just symbolic - but I did briefly think of them while letting off that stinker.

@foxtailedcritter

3 жыл бұрын

I just write on my friends forehead it saves on cost. #SmartThink

Simon calling out our sweaty boy Salvia Now that's the crossover that gets it right

just wanna thank ya simon, since my fiance left, business blaze over the past few months is one of the only things that put a smile on my face. you guys are a dream team. keep it up

Simon kinda sorta admitting he doesn’t know how to use the scales in the store makes me laugh 😂

@futeramonfuturamet4830

Жыл бұрын

But scales are so easy to use! Well, with the exception of the really exotic ones.

Danny escaped his imprisonment, wrestled Simon, won, imprisoned him instead of him and now he is forcing him to film and read his scripts everyday.

@joshuaC.

3 жыл бұрын

This is legit one of the best comments I've seen in the bb channel so far

@puppetguy8726

3 жыл бұрын

How much did Simon pay you to make this fake news?

@baryonyx2574

3 жыл бұрын

Shhh...I don't want the Simon clones from the other channels finding out and coming to free him!

Apathy doesn't solve problems so much as dissolve them.

My uncle’s body is now a Corpse I’m so excited I get his Porsche (American pronunciation)

I used to cook for severely over priced weddings and I've made so many cauliflower "steaks" and fried buffalo cauliflower hors d'oeuvres. They were actually one of the less sad vegan entrée alternatives, usually it was just whatever vegetable everyone else got but a lot of it but the grill marks on a slab of something and a veg looked better.

Dang. I grew up near San Bernardino. If I'd known how valuable the rocks were there I might have never moved away.

The fray bentos pie is how Simon got Danny into the basement and addicted to that sweet sweat columbian Blaze

@baryonyx2574

3 жыл бұрын

That's not true...Allegedly

@rgeiler7627

3 жыл бұрын

Old school cartoon style. Big basket with a stick holding it up, string holding the stick, with that pie sitting under it.

This isn't any ordinary Business Blaze, this is a Marks and Spencer Business Blaze...

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

legend

Holy shit, is it just me or is Simons ADHD off the charts for this one. I like it!

@charliemiskwaabineshii9001

3 жыл бұрын

Yep..us people with ADHD are the best at these types of things ( This channel and his energy )

I shouldn't watch business blaze while eating. The wife beater shirt! Lol

Woah woah woah woah woah....... Time to blaze while I blaze. 😜😂 Love the videos Simon Sam and Danny! 🤘

@fatguybob2778

3 жыл бұрын

Cheers mate, hope you’re smoking on some good shit.

10:03 you should do a show where it's introduction the whole way, and then you end the episode.

Sam's meme game has been top notch, lately! Thanks, Sam! 👍

I think Danny could have a MacGyver moment where he fashions a rudimentary weapon from the ragged edge of a Fray Bentos pie lid and slices through his bonds to escape to glorious freedom, this may also be a fever dream from the copious amount of additives in Pot Noodles

My favourite greeting card poem: "Thoughtful observation About the passage of time.. Platitude, platitude, platitude; And emotional ending rhyme."

@annastevens1526

3 жыл бұрын

Perfect! 😄 #chef's kiss in over-the-top BB style#

The thing I love about this channel is that Simon is totally by himself when he films these. Yet ,he behaves as though he's talking to a friend.

Sam made some gold at 9:44. I had to roll back 6 time, to stop laughing

I’m very happy with the frequency of business blaze uploads. Give me more now.

The boy with the blaze is firing out the videos recently

A coworker and I were facing layoff at the turn of the century, and he was brainstorming ideas to make money without really working. His best was varnished tumbleweeds. He was sure Japanese gardeners would snap them up as very Zen.

0:48 I'm a language master. Fucks up two seconds later lmao

MORE YELLING I WANT SIMON UNHINGED!

“Okay, Mrs. Whistler, we understand that your husband, Simon, is a big fan of domestic violence. Now please point out on ETA where he hit you.”

@sophiealways2674

3 жыл бұрын

I miss ETA 😩

Nothing makes me laugh out loud more than a Business Blaze video. I love this channel.

I feel this is Simon’s best blaze.

We need to have an Epic Blaze of Danny’s life. Please Simon. Please.

@jasonhardee2860

3 жыл бұрын

Omg yes a blaze about danny would be epic

@cassandrav3753

3 жыл бұрын

Please Danny please

Comrades, in the light of corporate personhood in the USA, could we up "Corporate Company Corporation" to " Corporate Company Corporation of Personhood" (CCCP)?

I do that too. "The Other Day" is anywhere from yesterday to 3 years ago.