SIMON TOOK MY SUGGESTION!!! Bless my soul, the boy with the blaze took my idea from a few videos ago!

@benstanfill363

3 жыл бұрын

God bless you Danny

@cantamusquerbeat

3 жыл бұрын

And you are now Immortal.

@cambarkman558

3 жыл бұрын

Enjoy your 5 secs of fame, lol

@catgodkain2293

3 жыл бұрын

Good wrk ben

@catgodkain2293

3 жыл бұрын

@@cantamusquerbeat allegendly

Sometimes I want factual information about the soviet Union. Sometimes I want to know about historical or geographic places. Sometimes I want to watch a man on cocaine pretend to have a man locked in his basement and give vague business advice. Thank you Simon

@Sledgeace

3 жыл бұрын

@starshipeleven true

@antonioarroyas7662

3 жыл бұрын

Allegedly

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

WELCOME TO BUSINESS BLAZE

@barrydysert2974

3 жыл бұрын

👍100%!:-)💜

@antonioarroyas7662

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 ❤️ @ your boy with the blaze!

Therapist: And what do we do when we feel like this? Simon: Start another channel that will fill the void for sure this time? Therapist: No.

@lunaticgaming7967

Жыл бұрын

I literally laughed out loud at this..

@globalrevolution

Жыл бұрын

@@lunaticgaming7967 well then two years of waiting weren't wasted.

@phantomechelon3628

Жыл бұрын

Therapist: "what we do is we lay off the cocaine for a while..." Simon: "NOOOOOOOOO!"

@K31amine

8 ай бұрын

@@globalrevolution🤣🤣🤣damn,you really came back after 2 years

@globalrevolution

8 ай бұрын

@@K31amineI have no life I guess.

"it's fake! But it's so absurd it could be real" - me watching the news

I tried watching an old biographics episode earlier, I couldn't take him seriously. Congratulations Simon! You've ruined Simon (business blaze Simon=Best Simon)

@savage1267

3 жыл бұрын

Agree. Sorry, Simon.

@roscojenkins7451

3 жыл бұрын

Every once in awhile you see blaze humor come through on his other channels

@patricktomblin1998

3 жыл бұрын

@@roscojenkins7451 yeah I've seen that too but back in the early days of biographics he was so straight to the point and serious it just seems so wrong

@Amarianee

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, he recently did a video about a cult and I kept expecting BB Simon to breakthrough with hysterical laughter at the ridiculous beliefs and saying things like, "Because it doesn't exist! You die and you're dead!" But he managed to keep a straight face and voice and I just kept seeing/hearing the real Simon lol. You've gotta respect a guy though who thinks the people in his report are complete nutjobs (they were) but can hold it together to provide the history professionally. I LOVE how much of him has started slipping through on Top Tenz though. That facade is crumbling 😂

@GerManBearPig

3 жыл бұрын

Watch the very first videos of him ... its even more hilarious

danny's story is obviously fake: he hasn't left the basement in years.

@nibblitman

3 жыл бұрын

Was gonna say, we all know where Danny is already.

@tim1894

3 жыл бұрын

Allegedly

@stephjovi

3 жыл бұрын

Actually he's allowed out on Halloween to go trick or treating. Which is upsetting because it's way too dangerous. He could escape

@tim1894

3 жыл бұрын

Stephanie my town canceled Halloween

@stephjovi

3 жыл бұрын

@@tim1894 how sad. I don't think it's important enough in Czech to make rules about it so I'm sure Danny can go trick or treating

"The show doesn't need support I make enough money. Don't buy the shirt to support the show buy the shirt because you like it." DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I'LL BUY 20!

@TheLoneTerran

2 жыл бұрын

Be like Zoidberg. "I'll take eight!".

So the other day I turned on the tv and it was some crime show and in that scene they found a kid chained to a radiator and my first thought was Simon yelling "Danny we talked about this!"

Danny is slowly driving simons descent into madness to escape the basement

@94felitf

3 жыл бұрын

Could it be that or his Cocaine addiction? Allegedly

@gkid64

3 жыл бұрын

@@94felitf yes

@NathanCassidy721

3 жыл бұрын

It’s those mushrooms that he keeps sneaking into Simon’s coffee.

Simon Whistler, the only guy who can make another channel for content that didn't live up to his other channels

@EMurph42

3 жыл бұрын

Excellent point!

@JMA_21

3 жыл бұрын

While there being 6 other channels so that’s saying something

@colddripgaming

3 жыл бұрын

Everything lives up to Business Blaze ;)

@samaravadi3

3 жыл бұрын

@@JMA_21 7, I counter

@ahettinger525

3 жыл бұрын

Frankly, I think that's a little silly. I think most of what he's described still fits under megaprojects

"tickets to heaven" Catholic Church: "You can't sell tickets to heaven! That's infringement on our Indulgences!"

@thehangmansdaughter1120

3 жыл бұрын

That's exactly the thought that popped into my head.

@ChristmasLore

3 жыл бұрын

Same!

Danny needs to write a book entitled “Stranger than truth, a collection stories you would never believe because they aren’t real”

Judging how Danny can Gaslight Simon just by writing the script... Maybe Simon is the one in the basement and Danny is the one keeping him there.... IS SIMON REAL?

@jacobball8422

3 жыл бұрын

Lol great point. I can't believe no one else had commented on what you said.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

Shit

@travismayes4547

3 жыл бұрын

Ok now I have to comment. You can keep tennis. It's you guys. With love... The States

@zone_braker

3 жыл бұрын

Well i think Simon is recording his videos in basement, because when he looks out of the window he looks up, so your theory checks out.

@samstevens7888

3 жыл бұрын

Yes Simon thinks he is running things and he is upstairs. Im sad to say he is chained in the basement because all the Coke he has snorted has made him to dangerous. Sam and Danny run the channel with old computer graphics Danny found on an old Spectrum ZX he picked up at a car boot sale.

Some suggestions: - Most absurd lawsuits that were taken into court - Most absurd lawsuits that were actually won - Pattent trolls and (hopefully) massive fails Nice format! Great content!

@TestAcct46

3 жыл бұрын

I'd like to add my vote for "most absurd lawsuits that actually won"

@linkesocke4533

3 жыл бұрын

Nice idea. You could probably do several videos on that with all the weird stuff courts have to deal with. Videos about the weirdest laws of the world could be fun, too.

@SATX_09

3 жыл бұрын

My vote is for absurd lawsuits that actually won... I think that would be cool 😎

@bellafrangipani8342

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe most absurd laws that still exist - and nobody obeys?

@SATX_09

3 жыл бұрын

@@bellafrangipani8342 wow now sounds awesome ... That could be a a whole new channel 😉.... Allegedly

17:31 "Except for that one that might kill me if I make fun of them." So that's why Simon never makes fun of Scientology

"Simon you're not making enough content." Said no one ever. Except Simon.

PLEASE TURN THIS INTO A SERIES ITS SOOO FUN!

@puskajussi37

3 жыл бұрын

Don't be so exited, he'll make a channel out of it yet.

@OctopusVlogs

3 жыл бұрын

puskajussi37 😂😂😂

@nunyobidniz

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly wearing a bright red #cancelsimon T-shirt right now

@AaronKlapheck

3 жыл бұрын

Yes please!

@Nobe_Oddy

3 жыл бұрын

Yea, this was pretty cool

Simon Whistler: The Voice of Knowledge. And Business Blaze.

@outcast170

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely two separate things.

@apart-timeastronaut6530

3 жыл бұрын

chuckled

@eveyoung3656

3 жыл бұрын

Allegedly

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@thesylance

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 Simon i have an Idea for Megaprojects: The Berlin Air lift would be a very cool story to tell.

Yes. This format kills it. Looking forward to a part 2 for when Simon doesn't feel like coming up with new ideas.

This should be a monthly segment!!! I loved this! You, Danny, and Sam are the dream team of KZread. I hope you feed them well, because they need something starchy to go along with the shrooms in your basement.

The biggest secret of all: Simon is actually wearing the best bald wig KZread money can buy. Allegedly.

@mitchellniemi5567

3 жыл бұрын

Only when not wearing a zebra sex mask

@hemberger91

3 жыл бұрын

So a razor blade

@____-pb1lg

3 жыл бұрын

@@hemberger91 #sponsoredbymanscape

@zhannad750

3 жыл бұрын

And the worst beard wig.

@MaryAnnNytowl

3 жыл бұрын

@@zhannad750 maybe it's a merkin. 😄

No one is more legendary at script writing than Danny.

@Mikkelltheimmortal

3 жыл бұрын

Alegendly

@goosebump801

3 жыл бұрын

Steve Staley I love the BB community 😂😂😂

@cpyeske

3 жыл бұрын

Free Danny

@Mikkelltheimmortal

3 жыл бұрын

@Shwethank long intros and bad headings

@Mikkelltheimmortal

3 жыл бұрын

@@cpyeske that can be his next shirt. A hatch in the floor with a padlock and in bold writing "FREE DANNY!"

I've actually watched this twice, because I think your reactions are just hilarious! Definitely do more of these...

I absolutely love this format. I am a huge fan of anything Mr Simon does and as a older retired man I look forward to everything that this team does. My grandsons introduced me to both KZread and TopTenz several years ago. It has been a true treat to watch this creator expand and become (in Mr Simon’s own words) “an absolute legend”. Thank you for keeping an seventy (plus plus) year old man very entertained and keeping my brain active. I wish you all the very best health and happiness! May all your future endeavors succeed beyond you wildest dreams! Thank You Again!!!

Can we just get a script of danny rambling about whatever? It would be interesting to see Simon ramble about Danny's ramblings

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

Coming soon :)

@jordan4777

3 жыл бұрын

Mewhahaha. That’s the first 10 min of every blaze!!! Keep um coming Danny boy!!

@chunellemariavictoriaespan8752

3 жыл бұрын

NOW THAT WOULD BE FUNNY😂....

@zone_braker

3 жыл бұрын

I thought that that's what this channel is all about.

@Philippadrinkstea

3 жыл бұрын

Ramble-ception!

"I'm disgusted by you, but I hope my god forgives you!" As someone who grew up in the American South, Simon, I've never heard anyone so eloquently sum up Southern Baptism. And that's why I became an atheist.

@skyden24195

3 жыл бұрын

I considered converting to atheist, but they charge too much to get into heaven.

@paulherman5822

3 жыл бұрын

More just Baptists in general. The independent fundamental branch is even worse...

@rucker69

3 жыл бұрын

What a narrow minded position southern baptist theology is, but even narrower is using that alone to become atheist.

@aprilkurtz1589

3 жыл бұрын

Grew up Southern Baptist(the most evil.) Yes and Hell yes!

@Varizen87

3 жыл бұрын

Rucker and narrower still to assume that’s the sole reason. You missed the humor.

I love how HRH Whistler now says "allegedly" as if he's just breathing. Blessed be

There's a Hungry Hippo Cafe in Salter's Hill, West Norwood, London... sooooooo, maybe Danny really has been there. HEHE.

This time Simon: "CHALLENGE! ME! DANNY!" Next time Simon: "Wow, Danny. I'm an idiot."

Some guys have women on the side. Simon has channels on the side.

@marthahawkinson-michau9611

3 жыл бұрын

And just when you think he can’t possibly be busy enough, he makes another channel!!!!!

@stephjovi

3 жыл бұрын

At least Domi knows Simon could never have an affair. There's no he'd find the time

@elizabethashley42

3 жыл бұрын

This comment deserves to be pinned.

@mikeygallos5000

3 жыл бұрын

Like the new one SIDEprojects 🔥

The public demands one of these magnificent episodes at least once a week!

15:00 This is the reason I watch all your channels, You keep it interesting and don't try and guilt-shame anybody that can't afford to buy over priced swag or subscriptions to see a video a couple hours early. I do enjoy the content, and Thanks for not trying to pretend you're not human.

"Hello everyone, I just wanna let you know that I have new channel" - monthly message from Simon.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

No joke. Stay tuned.

@waggsm3358

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 Simon: I make enough money! I don't need your money! Simon: Money, coke, money, coke! Just not enough fucking money to fix my god damn neon sign! Me: I love these videos but the broken neon sign makes me feel you also have a working television sitting on top of a broken television stashed somewhere.

@youdontneedtoknow6621

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 at this rate you’re going to release a channel about cocaine I will be one of first subscribers

@ChristmasLore

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 , betting on the complete alphabet: BB, CC, DD, and so on...🍃

"I gave you Sam. Allegedly." How the hell am I supposed to interpret that.

@IKMcGwee

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@stephjovi

3 жыл бұрын

He's locked Sam up too. Now he's got someone to hang out with. After years in the basement we don't wanna know what he does to him 😂

@Fight4Faulkner

3 жыл бұрын

I just assumed Danny and Sam were confined to separate areas of the basement for the isolation to increase their insanity. Hopefully they each get their own bed pan too 😂

@stephjovi

3 жыл бұрын

@@Fight4Faulkner bed? They sleep on the floor obviously! Maybe they got mattresses when BB reached 200 k subs. Hope they are chained to the same radiotor

@NathanCassidy721

3 жыл бұрын

It’s punishment for the last escape attempt obviously.

Danny should hide the answers to some of Simon's questions about his storied introductions in future videos and see how observant our dear Simon can be about them. :P

Ahhhhhh yes, we have Netflix, Amazon Prime, Simon Says....... Soon you'll have enough shows where you can start your own service!!!!!🤦‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🥰

Me, every 2 weeks: "oh look, Simon wants me to subscribe to another channel. FIIIINE"

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

legend

@samstevens7888

3 жыл бұрын

Yer I think Im subbed to all of them to lol And Yes Simon I do watch them lol

@heathermedling1313

3 жыл бұрын

That about sums it up! I would like to know about his failed channels as well.

Read the facts fact boy gets me every time lol continue taking over KZread Simon, we all have your back! 🍻

One of Simons friends needs to step in and help him. He's clearly addicted to making youtube channels and cannot break the addiction. Save our Simon before its too late.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

Fortunately I don't have any friends. So there!

@amandajones661

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 🤣🤣🤣🤣

My apartment complex has valet garbage service, so my garbage is picked up every day between 5am and 8am every day without fail, except for Saturday. The worst part is that now we recycle less because there is no valet recycling and we have to walk around the building and across the courtyard to take out recycling.

Be honest Simon the real reason you keep making new channels is to keep farming those silver play buttons.

@Nothanks710

3 жыл бұрын

simon = human content farm

@adenkyramud5005

3 жыл бұрын

No he needs money to support his cocaine addiction. Allegedly

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

I do have a fairly substantial collection of play buttons.

Time for a Busines Blaze about Simon's failed and discarded ideas from podcasts to channels to stickers.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

The stickers are a huge success. A huge rip off Enron scam success.

@tbullock2690

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. Please. I want to hear Simon's journey to legend status

@Wanaskiwin

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 They dont cost enough. I returned them but they wouldnt accept my payment to pay them to take the stickers back so i could then buy them back again at a higher price. Instead i blazed the money. 1ten out of ten1 would sticker again.

@stephenfisher4133

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 That gives me hope in capitalism and destroys my faith in humanity. If you set aside all of the successful sticker money to buy the Theranos brand name that would be the true Legendary play.

@Bleep831

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry to ruin your 69 likes

Simon: "I'm going to pander to the Americans" Us Americans: "Thank you"

@JohnSuave

3 жыл бұрын

The rest of the world: "Noooooooooo"

14:55 - the little ooooooh here was so funny! Had me in stitches and I don't know why!

I think my favourite part of this video is how much you enjoyed it Simon 😂 and Danny had a chance to use his amazing story telling gift in more than just the intro

Although poop isn't my first choice as the topic of a joke, it's definitely a solid number two.

@aanonymity

3 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

@josh_1518

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@bartfoster1311

3 жыл бұрын

Aren't you shwitty!

@christopherb.2658

3 жыл бұрын

badda boom boom pssssssh

@hayreddinbarbarossa661

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a shit joke.

Ah I loved this one!!! Really felt like Simon was having more fun than we've seen him in a looooong time!!

This was an absolutely brilliant video! You have to do a part 2 eventually!!!

In spite of having spent decades in academia and publishing any number of articles in technical publications as well as elsewhere, I find that I am at a loss when attempting to explain this channel and/or its presenter to others. I suppose I shall have to explain to myself why myself is so addicted the Boy and his score of channels before I can formulate an explanation that will comprehensively approach an explanation for my addiction to this ad conglomeration of cold, hard facts, insightful glimpses into extraordinary lives, journeys through history and the places that produce or are the result of that history, and an almost mindless grab bag of nearly useless but highly entertaining snippets of business as seen through the eyes of a talented writer confined to a basement, enhanced by some memorable memes, as presented by a maniacal "Legend" with a very boss beard....................... Love ya, Simon................, simply love ya.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

You legend George. Legend.

@joeybagodonuts6683

3 жыл бұрын

Lol.

Simon, PLEASE do more of these. It was an absolute blast.

As a huge tennis fan, an American, though the Australian, French, and US Opens are great tournaments, the absolute KING-or QUEEN for those who insist on verbal equality-of tournaments will always be Wimbledon. Loved the REAL or FAKE...definitely a keeper. Danny you did an amazing job!

@jmielke4341

3 жыл бұрын

American tennis player as well, Wimbledon will always be the best

PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE I LOVE SEEING YOU HAVE FUN

I want the original “ask me about my pyramid scheme” merch back. I’ll send my money on that.

@AshberyLane

3 жыл бұрын

I want that one too!

A man on a mission to find out how many channels is too many

I absolutely loved this idea for a video, you guys should do more like this!

Thank you . Man because of you Blazing a trail it's now possible to Blaze while wearing my Blaze merch all as I watch Business Blaze. You have created a phenomenon my friend. You are a THE Legend.

That bird edit was easily one of the best cheap laughs I've been blessed with ever. Bravo. Also video was fun, and still full of the blaze. Do more please.

I know this has probably been recommended but can we get a video of Danny’s life, we all need to know how this odd figure was moulded

@Amarianee

3 жыл бұрын

I'm at the point where I just want to know how old he is and where he found the fountain of youth. Some of these scripts, Danny's side quips make it seem like he's been around for centuries *Ooo, sidenote: maybe it's in Simon's basement and that's the REAL reason Danny's chained down there; to provide infinite content. Allegedly.

@scottking8189

3 жыл бұрын

Amarianee he has, at this point I’m assuming he was born in a cave and just ages much slower than humans can ever, that’s my strongest theory

@OzzieTheHead

3 жыл бұрын

That's for Biographics

this was just awesome! Haven't seen this much enthusiasm on this channel for a while. So it's a win!

I want more of these! It was fun and I loved seeing Simon have a genuinely good time 💕

There are so many channels that have genuinely interesting series that I want to subscribe to, but they make so much other crap that I don't care about so I never subscribe (I'm looking at YOU Honest Trailers and Pitch Meeting). Simon, THANK YOU so much for making a different channel for each series so I can subscribe to all the ones that interest me and not have to clog my subscription feed with the videos I don't care about as much. You are truly a legend.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

It doesn't make content or business sense to put a bunch of different stuff on one channel. I don't know why other channels do it.... As if their subscribers are all going to watch the other stuff. That's just not how KZread works.

@jordan4777

3 жыл бұрын

Business Blaze and this reasoning my boi, is why you are a legend!

@jmunt

3 жыл бұрын

Hey whoa careful, you’re sounding like a real business channel with that kind of talk, we can’t be having that here

@OzzieTheHead

3 жыл бұрын

Yea, fuck Screen Rant but Ryan George is carrying it with Pitch Meetings. He also has is own channel

@kingdot4677

3 жыл бұрын

@Jarrett Munton Ryan George (Pitch Meeting guy) has his own channel that’s all stuff like his Pitch Meetings the channel is called Ryan George

Do an entire episode on Acclaim. They did some AMAZINGLY stupid marketing stunts that sound fake but are actually real.

@enigma5714

3 жыл бұрын

The highlight of which being that they promised to pay the funeral costs of people crazy enough to put an ad for their game on the gravestone of the recently deceased

@Raz0rking

3 жыл бұрын

Turok was the shit though

@NathanCassidy721

3 жыл бұрын

Pronator Tendon Considering all the lawsuits they had to settle, there is nothing to allege. It’s a shorter list of people who weren’t winning lawsuits against Acclaim. Even the Olsen Twins we’re suing them.

@NathanCassidy721

3 жыл бұрын

@@enigma5714 No, the highlight of their stupidity was the publicity stunt that was also a game: BMXXX

@Chaotic_Pixie

3 жыл бұрын

Upvote

PLEASE do these again! I freaking love this!

This side projects channel sounds like a good place to finally give us dannys story since you didn't want to do it on your biographics channel

Trousers is definitely a more entertaining word than pants

So, at the rate we’re going, we will have Simons house fully mapped out by the next channel or two

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

Just wait until I launch "Simon's Toilet Adventures"

@jordan4777

3 жыл бұрын

Business Blaze let me guess... its a channel with a little bathroom humor😂. Seriously. You should do this more or start a new channel called smarter than Simon. Only instead of just guessing true or false you put up a voting in the corner link (too tired to think of correct terminology sorry) and then in every episode you send out a free t-shirt (or sticker😜) to a random viewer who guessed more correctly than you did. Just a thought.

@KaoticWhisper

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 Well, get crackin', Job's not done 'til the paper work's done.

@GunsandCoasters

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 Fact or fiction: There was a website called Rate My Poo.

I definitely want more of this. Please make this a permanent series!!!

I loved this!!! Please do a part 2!!

Just what we Americans need in these trying times, more Simon! Thank you Simon!

I love how nobody is surprised by Simons' creation of another channel 😂

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

Its a trend.

DO. MORE. OF. THESE. This was incredibly fun!

In the 1500s , the catholic church actually was selling tickets to heaven by telling donors to the St. Peters basilica that if they give enough, their sins would be absolved. It was quite a scandal and Martin Luther was pissed

5:42 I can’t believe how much I laughed & I needed a laugh. This is a great episode already, Danny your writing is beautiful.

@terryenby2304

3 жыл бұрын

It’s true. Simon is great! But BB wouldn’t work without Danny’s awesome scripts and Sam’s excellent memeology/editing.

@EMurph42

3 жыл бұрын

Terry Maximum-Effort I love Sams work so much. Yes, it is a perfect trio!

@jackmason5278

3 жыл бұрын

@@EMurph42 Very good, true. Perfect, no. The co-host ETA is missing.

@EMurph42

3 жыл бұрын

Jack Mason I adore that inanimate object WAY more then I should. I also appreciated the meme counter.

Suggestion: do a episode about Acclaim and their crazy PR stunts.

I don't know what I liked more. Danny's script with Simon's commentary or Simon's reaction that gets more and more happy as the video continues.

I didn't know aliens could grow beards. Love ya Simon. When I'm sitting on the toilet, I watch your videos.

This was so good it could be its own channel. Call it "Fact or Blaze"

Some people collect spoons ..... Simon collect's KZread channels

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

People collect spoons??

@jordan4777

3 жыл бұрын

It’s not the channels. It’s the play buttons😉

@Gabe1291

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 Yes for some odd reason, and they are not even ones you can reasonably use for anything. Just commemorative sterling spoons with emblems and figures and things on them. just google "Souvenir Spoons" or have Danny write a script on them and see what madness he comes up with.

@tylor2765

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 sounds like an idea for an episode 👀👀😂

@howellgreenland2506

3 жыл бұрын

Collecting spoons sounds far more interesting than my hobby of collecting barcodes.

This was genuinely really entertaining and I'd love to see more of these!

"Danny, you should be happy. I gave you Sam", said Simon. Just out of earshot, Danny replied, "Yes, but now we have to SHARE your table scraps, when you DO share."

Friends, gather 'round...it's time...LET US BLAZE💥🔥

I laughed way to hard at the pigeon taking a dump 😂

This is amazing! Do more of these!!!

I think ETA let Danny out of the box. RIP ETA 2019-2020

@jacobball8422

3 жыл бұрын

I think eta is right next to Danny in the basement. Hopefully keeping him warm

@michaellane8170

3 жыл бұрын

CNN has reported that ETA died of Covid. Is this true?

@samstevens7888

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaellane8170 5G killed ETA when he tried to download an escape plan for Danny

Simon with all the channels you make content for I have 3 questions: 1 Do you ever sleep? 2 When will you let Danny out of the basement? 3 How much coffe do you drink in a day?

This was really fun. I am looking forward to part II.

So, here in California, we have a lot of restaurants. But one of my favorites is a 24hr diner called Corky's. Besides them having ridiculous portions, I love the fact that on every meal you can get a muffin instead of toast. And their muffins are delicious.

Another Simon channel? Wow, Simon is taking over YT one channel at a time

@ThatElfTorunn

3 жыл бұрын

There's no one I'd rather took over KZread tbf. 🤣

@zhannad750

3 жыл бұрын

E-hem. Simon and his clones.

@ThatElfTorunn

3 жыл бұрын

@@zhannad750 allegedly

@seabassplayer9308

3 жыл бұрын

It should just rebrand as SimonTube and be dine with it.

@wmdkitty

3 жыл бұрын

Who's complaining?

Sam, I _just_ shot water out my nose. OUCH! Monkey meme, perfectly timed with Simon's voice 💖😈

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

the voice match up was so good.

an acquaintance is a Glaswegian, whenever he's on twitch, he's got an IRNBRU on his desk

This was awesome I'd love to see more of these just keep it in business.

I loved this! Don't think I've ever seen Simon have so much fun, do more of these Danny!

Eating moldy mushrooms in the basement with Danny sounds like FUN!! But, only if he talks about Communism!

Im so glad you were having a good time with this

Oh man now I have to come up with a cool idea so I can be immortalized in the Business Blaze script! New life goal.

@timmorton8918

3 жыл бұрын

You'll be remembered for decade to come!

@gorelegrimshank1110

3 жыл бұрын

Life goals are important. Come up with a good one!

@LtColShingSides

3 жыл бұрын

@@timmorton8918 ok quick idea! I'd be interested in a video about the movement of brands. For example I work for a distributor and Snapple is one f the largest brands we distribute. The Snapple brand has changed hands many times and is currently owned by Keurig. We also own Towneclub Soda which was once it's own brand that even had dedicated stores back in the 60s. It also changed hands and basically disappeared until my employer bought it and we've been bringing it back.

@jimk4569

3 жыл бұрын

Allegendly

wonder if simons wife knows how many side projects he has on the side :p

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

She only knows about my other channels. She has no idea about my second and third families.

@beeboo5433

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 and I oop 😳

@garmrbanalras2579

3 жыл бұрын

One chanel pr wife? Right?

Was having a pretty down day and then I saw your skulls hat and it made me laugh for the first time today

This was fun, it's fun watching other people have fun! 😁 ❤️ I hope you do it again, with how good Danny is at spinning a tale some of these could get very interesting and inventive.

Omg you Rick rolled me. 😆 With the real Rick. So many og jokes in the intro. ❤ it. Legendary

This was a lot of fun! Thank you person who requested this! I also need the silent ba da dum dum tsss as a gif. Lastly... What is that abomination that appeared when Simon removed his glasses? Was it Bizzaro Simon? Love your work though. Out of all the channels I've followed Business Blaze is easily my favorite because of how much fun Simon is having. Keep on blazing bud.