Blaze idea: people who did things so dumb/clever that new laws had to be created.

@brucecarpenter6420

4 жыл бұрын

Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with hands or genitals.

@claireecarroll691

4 жыл бұрын

All drugs were accidentally legal here for 24 hours a few years back. Allegedly

@DRUKENHOBO

4 жыл бұрын

or possibly ridiculous rules because laws may restrict the blaze

@XdivineExp

4 жыл бұрын

Damn, that's a fantastic idea.

@ImpmanPDX

4 жыл бұрын

Caution: improper use of rope is dangerous.

Petition: one Business Blaze per day. Forever.

@BradKarlovec

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah let's all agree Simon isn't allowed to age and die.

@antonymbithi4026

4 жыл бұрын

Aye aye.

@LizRealGirlBeauty

4 жыл бұрын

I think this contract should extend past the various humans' natural deaths. Their ghosts should continue to make us content.

@alexandram.2714

4 жыл бұрын

And we'll sue Simon if he gives us 10% less.

@PhxHDrevelation

4 жыл бұрын

@@BradKarlovec nah an old IDGAF Simon sounds great

Barry: They lied! They're not a foot long! Every woman ever: Cry me a river.

@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567

Жыл бұрын

ha

@choklityum

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

"It bring down the average off all the smart people here.... like Peter" Thanks Simon!

@gregjones8499

3 жыл бұрын

Or me

@aria7827

3 жыл бұрын

We found Greg Jones

@dolphinlunasol3486

2 жыл бұрын

WoW 🤩

The biggest lies in advertising are the ones from *RAID SHADOW LEGENDS* allegedly;)

@TeamLegacyFTW

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@OtakuUnitedStudio

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, Hero Wars. Their ads aren't even for the actual game they're peddling.

@Snp2024

4 жыл бұрын

In words of great Donald McDonald "Me a real human Me not a faceless Corporation".

@A._is_for

4 жыл бұрын

Check out the video the channel "fact fiend" did on rage smeghead bellends

@MinistryOfMagic_DoM

4 жыл бұрын

And people claiming VPNs let you watch Netflix from another country.

This space heater thing started with an unfortunate event, became a running joke, and is quickly developing into a plotline where doubtless it will attempt to usurp the channel for the space heater master race

@LizRealGirlBeauty

4 жыл бұрын

He needs the platform to get out his message on covid and 5g.

@etaalso-charles9417

4 жыл бұрын

Allegedly.

@Bittyborn

4 жыл бұрын

The space heater cracks me up

@studmail0

4 жыл бұрын

Im not sure if you watch anime channels, but tekkin101 has a brick named barry that has done the same thing lol

@saevars5199

4 жыл бұрын

Didn't this start when the heater-thingy broke down and he couldn't get a repair man because of COVID and got space heater instead? Looks like a conspiracy of hostile takeover! I'm smelling a HeaterGate!!! Alegedly...

Simon missed Danny's "eclipsed by stinky media coverage" joke. But I got it. Well done, Danny.

@bedlamkids4845

2 жыл бұрын

What joke?

@nugboy420

2 жыл бұрын

I love catching jokes simmy doesnt

Here's how real ETA is to me... after he flew out of camera, I heard the voice and thought "oh good he's okay" 😅

@annettepenwell6220

3 жыл бұрын

i thought that was just me

@alexander-mauricemillamlae4567

Жыл бұрын

Just a quick PSA, Charlotte transitioned about 1.5 years ago before marrying Danny in a Blazement ceremony. Allegedly Callum was on the menu that night. For dinner. To be eaten.

"I don't need dumb people watching this, it brings down the average of the smart people here." Another reason Simon is my hero.

@iamjacksyoutube5375

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kr00zA Here's the door, don't let it hit you where the good lord split you!

@stevewhite3424

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kr00zA Bye Karen

@jacksonpercy8044

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kr00zA If you're looking for monotone, to-the-script presentation then I'm not sure how you got here to begin with.

@goosebump801

4 жыл бұрын

Atomic Frog So go watch one of his 87 other “straight” channels 🤦‍♀️

@brainblaze6526

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kr00zA No one likes you.

Simon then: "I don't know why you lot like my heater. Someone said it looked like I got a PS5 early." Simon now: Actively shouting at heater and imagining it talking back with its own personality and motivations.

@brainblaze6526

4 жыл бұрын

ETA is a complex and deep character now.

@SigEpBlue

4 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 ETA is now somewhere between Wilson and Tyler Durden.

@elvi5_40theparakeet_gaming9

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 For now.

@cookingonthecheapcheap6921

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 he loves you Simon.

Blaze idea: pastors who’ve turned their churches into mega businesses... allegedly

@phomolomakgamathe4062

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I Love You

@davidwright7193

3 жыл бұрын

Isn’t that just a list of people who run mega-churches?

@aureliusva

3 жыл бұрын

Have you seen franchise churches?

@piercedsiren

3 жыл бұрын

Christianity

@the_once-and-future_king.

3 жыл бұрын

No 'allegedly' about it. They are just straight-up tax avoidance schemes. Plus fleecing their gullible followers, of course.

I can honestly care less about the gum stuff as I am high af and just trying to distract myself from my anxiety, but then suddenly... "Daddy Chill" "What the hell even is THat?!" Bless you Sam

@xsopie6813

3 жыл бұрын

Oh there's another of my kind here

@deecee3490

2 жыл бұрын

@@xsopie6813 hey 5 months later another joins the group. Do we get jackets? I prefer a hoodie

@bayleecollins4926

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly, same. And I absolutely lost it, I’m still over here laughing

Where the hell is Greg Jones? I haven't found him in the comments yet.

@reikku895

4 жыл бұрын

I literally am here for just this comment.. 😅

@brainblaze6526

4 жыл бұрын

WHERE ARE YOU GREG?

@crazymusicchick

4 жыл бұрын

Haha same my last names Jones (by marriage ) but don’t know a Greg

@praticle

4 жыл бұрын

@@crazymusicchick Depends on the salade, mate. Some of my best memories involve a Waldorf salad!

@crazymusicchick

4 жыл бұрын

praticle haha my KZread name is just my favourite Simpson quote also it's to annoy my vegan friend

Simon: does nice heart felt video Everyone: Simon we like it when your sh!t on everyone Simon: hold my red solo cup

@LadyCaspar

4 жыл бұрын

Riiiight I watched another one of his channels today that I used to love before this one came on. Now I feel like I need to ask Simon if something is wrong because he’s not his usual chipper self.

@brittanywoodman6559

4 жыл бұрын

Caspar 618 I feel the same when I watch another channel on a topic I love I’m sitting here like Simon are you okay? 😆

@TA_Plus_Hemi

4 жыл бұрын

I'm just glad you figured out what to do with the red Solo cups. I was pretty surprised when he posed the question of what to do with them

@Mattteus

4 жыл бұрын

...and Simon then shits in a red solo cup?

@Mattteus

4 жыл бұрын

drew pedersen dear god...

I used to be bombarded by Airborne commercials as a kid in Wisconsin. I was wondering why they suddenly stopped.

Dear Simon. Thank you for near perfect reading of the script. Never going off on a tangent and managing to hold it together whilst being distracted.

Of course Danny has trust issues, you locked him in a basement!

@brendanmuller6725

4 жыл бұрын

Allegedly

@LizRealGirlBeauty

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but that was justified to get him to keep writing scripts in exchange for a crust of bread occasionally cold water every now and then. Sacrifices needed to be made.

@leewilkinson6372

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe he's locked in the basement because he created simons trust issues...lol

@renren4m802

4 жыл бұрын

It's for his own good!

@LizRealGirlBeauty

4 жыл бұрын

@@renren4m802 and the good of all of humanity, since we're being bettered by this content.

The reflexive "Oh no, the shart guy is the hero." -I laughed at that for entirely too long.

@PoeRacing

4 жыл бұрын

The Shart guy is ALWAYS the hero.

@BadTanLines

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha same here. I was actually in the next room over when I heard it and I still burst out laughing 🤣

@jamespaxton6395

4 жыл бұрын

Indeed

I just love how business blaze is an ongoing anti-siri ad.

Simon went all “Ellen Degeneres” on that heater!

@YeeSoest

3 жыл бұрын

Never go full Ellen

"Just go to the doctor", suggests Simon to a mostly American audience, as though anyone in America who is bingeing KZread videos has the money to just "go to the doctor"

@onkelgrim4853

4 жыл бұрын

*Laughs in free healthcare*

@charlesjenkins7130

4 жыл бұрын

Cries in USA'ican

@Annie_Annie__

4 жыл бұрын

Voltaic Fire We do vote to change it, but the insurance and pharma companies have a lot more influence and money than the average working class American. Plus, many of us live in states that have gerrymandered the districts in favor of the GOP so our votes against them count for jack shit.

@MinistryOfMagic_DoM

4 жыл бұрын

Laughs in free US healthcare for life.

@sandrastreifel6452

4 жыл бұрын

I worked for Family Pracitioners here in Canada, and patients do avail themselves of free physician visits for concerns like bad breath.

I don’t remember crystal Pepsi but I do remember crystal meth, ah the 80’s when drugs were cheap, allegedly.

@LizRealGirlBeauty

4 жыл бұрын

And easy to make in your basement or garage. Allegedly.

@ThatElfTorunn

4 жыл бұрын

As long as you were willing to risk your life to cook them... Allegedly.

@katrinabryce

4 жыл бұрын

I remember the clear coke, which tasted revolting, but I bought it because it was always on offer, meaning my pocket money could go faster. Don't remember the Pepsi variant.

@MikeJBeebe

4 жыл бұрын

I remember pharm-grade crystal meth in the 80s. You couldn't get coke to save your life because it was all being used in crack production, but high-quality meth was everywhere on the trucker routes in central California. Allegedly.

@Noone-l6g

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha the meth was good enough in the 80s he forgot a product from the 90s

The best part of this video is finding out someone's last name is Shart.

Danny and I both died inside at the missed pun at 16:06. Simon looks on and Danny cries a single tear

We should get an episode where Sam, Danny, and Simon hang out and do an episode together.

@brainblaze6526

4 жыл бұрын

I worry they would use the opportunity to over power me.

@1puppetbike

4 жыл бұрын

Allegedly

@pedroberrizbeitia6351

4 жыл бұрын

Hosted, of course, by ETA.

Hi, scientist here. I just wanna add "Oh, bluh bluh bluh, bluh bluh bluh bluh" That is all. Proceed.

@TeamLegacyFTW

4 жыл бұрын

👌

@texasforever7887

4 жыл бұрын

Wonk wonk wonk, wonk wonk wonk wonk...Old school concur

@Geekguru14

4 жыл бұрын

I'm something of a scientist myself.

@scooterdogg7580

4 жыл бұрын

lol beat me to it just wrote similar haha

@altohippiegabber

4 жыл бұрын

don't believe this scientist, he is obviously a shill paid for by the earth=globe -global- international conspiracy and can not be trusted because blahblahblahlalablahblah!!!

25 minutes and all I can think of is how amused I am when Simon says 'vitamins' in Brit.

Simon, you somehow actually managed to pause your own video on my phone and somehow trigger my Siri while midway through watching this and doing dishes. *slow clap*

I'm just here to look for a Greg Jones, will the real Greg Jones please stand up

@sanderhoogeland9161

4 жыл бұрын

Finally, I thought I was the only person desperately scouring this comment section. :-) where is Greg? Where is he?

@dudepool7530

4 жыл бұрын

We are not alone. His name was Greg Jones. His name was Greg Jones. His name was Greg Jones.

@sanderhoogeland9161

4 жыл бұрын

Dudepool Perhaps we must built a great fire from which we might summon him. Perhaps the faithful space heater could aid us in this harrowing endeavour.

@ivyrose5153

4 жыл бұрын

YES ME TOO LOL

@dudepool7530

4 жыл бұрын

@@sanderhoogeland9161 idk nothing 'bout no summonings. I was just making a silly fight club reference.

I want simon to do a business blaze about the time a major pharmaceutical company knowingly sold hemophilia drugs to latin american countries that were tainted with HIV and had to pay a 600 million dollar settlement because of it. It is so mind blowingly evil that I am amazed it does not get talked about more. If this gets enough likes they might.

@JaniceCW61

3 жыл бұрын

This didn't get nearly enough likes!

@julianshepherd2038

3 жыл бұрын

USA pharmaceutical companies sold blood products gathered from junkies and so on and it gave UK haemophiliacs hiv and others then the government did all it did to avoid them getting compensation.

@fredericapanon207

3 жыл бұрын

This needs more likes!

@tonymercer265

2 жыл бұрын

Or vaccines that don't vaccinate.

@debbylou5729

Жыл бұрын

Training for 2019

Oranges make me feel better during a cold. Just so long as there is a good helping of vodka.

5:46..'If your new here, sometimes that happens.' In a deadpan voice. I finally lost it completely after months of binging on Simons videos. 😂🤣🤣🤣

Blaze idea: The [global] Tobacco Industry. Cuz killing your customers was never so mellow.

@kindoflame

4 жыл бұрын

That sounds like a good idea, but the tobacco companies are going to sue him to death if he ever makes it. He has the same problem with multi-level marketing company corporations.

@dstinnettmusic

4 жыл бұрын

kindoflame why? It’s been proven in court, in law, via science and anecdotally that tobacco products are harmful and that these companies have lied about their knowledge of the harm they were causing. I think it’s a pretty safe video for them...allegedly

@kindoflame

4 жыл бұрын

@@dstinnettmusic You are absolutely correct. He would be completely within his rights to make that video. That won't stop the companies from suing him and then dragging the legal process out until the lawyer's fees make him bankrupt.

@robertwaters6208

4 жыл бұрын

How about the Slave trading companies like carleton or philip morris, what ever happened to them?

@novaiscool1

4 жыл бұрын

@@dstinnettmusic they still love filing suit against people who point out that in less developed countries they still push the old lies and encourage children to take up smoking.

I can't see the meme accountancy yet. I will be hiring lawyers to file a class action lawsuit. Allegedly

@etaalso-charles9417

4 жыл бұрын

Arbitrary Stuff just join the revolution.

(worst punchline ever) "The employee at subway said it smelled like a foot"

Do the Pemmican wars! “That time two companies had an all-out war because they couldnt have a monopoly “

Business Blaze... The only thing that makes 2020 bearable...

@brainblaze6526

4 жыл бұрын

Legend.

@kensims8214

4 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 you guys are the legends.... Giving us the things us people thought we never needed....

Simon “I’ll look it up” **looks up info and finds a Simon video about it**

You left Charles out of the credits. Don't forget he's sitting behind you where you can't see what he's doing....🔪

Thank you Simon- just on the Ameco "clear" fuel - all petroleum is clear - companys just added dye so you knew what product you had in your tanker - on your discharge valve was a clear window so you could see the product colour - this colour also matched the product labels

Danny is doing a good job at writing scrips, give him a picture of a world outside

@reapersritehand

4 жыл бұрын

Give him a piece of the picture, we can't have him getting to much hope at once, he might revolt

@theregularterrarian3933

4 жыл бұрын

Allegedly(?)

@disbeafakename167

4 жыл бұрын

When I was working in a prison, a man in an isolation cell drew a very nice picture of a window and a landscape. He left it on the wall of the cell, and it was there for a couple years after that. It was the only cell with a veiw. We could get one for Danny.

@randymagnum143

4 жыл бұрын

A picture of a sandwich, maybe.

@alexeydzema5268

4 жыл бұрын

@@randymagnum143 the picture of a sandwich will not produce the same nostalgic feeling and 'want for more' as a picture of the World without bars

Blaze idea: ways people make/made money that should be illegal

@me0101001000

4 жыл бұрын

Check out Jake Tran. He does stuff like that a lot

@jimBobuu

4 жыл бұрын

Yammering on in a room all alone?

@jonathanperrins8432

4 жыл бұрын

@@me0101001000 Thanks, going to give him a go

@davyjones2994

4 жыл бұрын

As a kid I always joked about having a underground Kangaroo boxing club, recently I found out that it’s been actually happening for years in Texas, where I lived and was unknowingly joking about it

@remlatzargonix1329

4 жыл бұрын

Doug Funny ....okay then: Number 1) Lawyer, Number 2) Estate Agent (that's a realtor for the yanks), Number 3) Used Car sales people, ....

@16:00, Zoolander being a "work of art" is like Yoko Ono being a "singer"

@burtdurger847

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you!!

Cheers Simon, Thanks for the personal shout out!

Greg Jones, calling Greg Jones 😂

I wonder if Subway's marketing department goes into a full on PTSD fit when someone says the word "Jarred".

I just see danny tied and gagged in the corner while simon yells at him

I stopped the video to look for you Greg Jones i laughed way to hard

I'm pretty sure the drug administration loves Business Blaze.

@pc23

4 жыл бұрын

They watch it while drinking coc-a-ine zero... Allegedly

@ZCasPlays

4 жыл бұрын

@@pc23 Allegedly.

@brainblaze6526

4 жыл бұрын

I hope so, although they've also done some terrible shit.

"you're either in a steam room or you're getting gassed in the trenches or....." CUT!!

*Me staying for the last second joke* Simon: “Heart” Me: Worth it

"oh no, the shart guy is the hero..." is a legendary quote

THE NEW BLAAAAAAZE IS UPON US!!!!

@texasforever7887

4 жыл бұрын

Allegedly

I just remembered who the heater reminds me of Marvin the depressed robot just more sarcastic

@viddork

3 жыл бұрын

I assume you mean Marvin the paranoid android?

@jayhom5385

3 жыл бұрын

Not just depressed, but maniacally depressed.

Two decades ago, in my college days, I was taking sales and marketing classes. I had just taken a bunch of psychology classes before and noticed a disturbing trend in how America was teaching people to manipulate others then giving them the defense mechanism to cope with their guilt and dishonesty. They called it "uncovering hidden needs" when it was simple up-selling. I was horrified and asked my teacher if she was concerned about the impact this philosophy would have on our society. Time has passed, we have split into two cognitive realities in America. It looks likely that civil unrest could become a war. America is what you get when there is freedom without social responsibility. When education is inadequate, and we are either a consumer or a preditory snake oil salesmen. Your friends from the past suddenly find you, but only want to unload their pyramid scheme products that are filling their garage. Half the US is crazy, desperate, misguided or misinformed. Critical thinkers don't make great consumers, so it is frowned upon. This is just my theory on why America seems so different from most other countries in the world. We're kind of like a social experiment in progress.

@danepurciful7164

3 жыл бұрын

Same as it ever was.

@mystic_tacos

3 жыл бұрын

We ARE a social experiment. If I am not mistaken America is the only continent colonized by another country, so pretty much a social experiment. Just a few hundred years old at this point. The problem is, by this point in time, our "society" has become selfish.

@imlistening1137

3 жыл бұрын

Wow, have y'all seen anyone for depression lately? Or maybe, just take a break from the news, go to a state park, a beach, anywhere that you deem beautiful. I think you may have stayed inside too long. Really. America and American's are awesome. I'm not a snob about it, and know that there are many awesome countries on this planet, but you're only dissing the US at the moment. And seriously, take a news break! Be good to yourselves!

@patrickw8955

3 жыл бұрын

@@imlistening1137 "Critical thinkers don't make great consumers, so it is frowned upon."

@firesurfer

3 жыл бұрын

Some of the cultural bs in other countries would horrify you.

7:03 Why did the random "join my peeramyd skeem" make me absolutely lose it? 😂

I still need a compilation video of Simon just saying “vitamins”.

@brainblaze6526

4 жыл бұрын

Come to England, we're all saying it crazy.

@maeverobertson1108

4 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 And Aluminium.

@WildBluntHickok

4 жыл бұрын

At least Britain's alternate pronounciation of vitamins works for how it's spelled. You actually have to spell Aluminum differently to get it to rhyme with condominium.

@maeverobertson1108

4 жыл бұрын

@@WildBluntHickok True, dat.

@MrDannyDetail

4 жыл бұрын

@@WildBluntHickok British people would say alternative pronunication, rather than alternate pronounciation. alternate is a verb meaning to change between two (or more) different states or positions, so a flashing light is alternating between on and off. If there are two or more options of something available, such as the pronunciations of vitamins, then each is an alternative rather than alternate.

Literally just watched new Simon video on sentinel island he was so serious there and here batshit crazy love Simon content.

@mikebutler7237

4 жыл бұрын

simon has guys from sentinel island guarding the basement

@6Shroomie9

4 жыл бұрын

Every now and then he slips into Blaze mode in his other channels. It's not often but when it does he's a legend.

@brainblaze6526

4 жыл бұрын

I have range. But nothing in the middle.

@Snp2024

4 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 noice

@MxPdog

4 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 lies, you have KFC in your middle

Simon: Just talk to the advertising council Americans: We don't have that, but we do have an excess of rabid lawyers!

@ElectromagNick

3 жыл бұрын

If we're lucky, the FTC actually decides to enforce truth-in-advertising laws. Key word "if."

For those to lazy to google, the mayo clinic has this to say: If you swallow gum, it's true that your body can't digest it. But the gum doesn't stay in your stomach. It moves relatively intact through your digestive system and is excreted in your stool. On very rare occasions, large amounts of swallowed gum combined with constipation have blocked intestines in children. It's for this reason that frequent swallowing of chewing gum should be discouraged, especially in children.

I'm ALWAYS blown away and SHOCKED when the MEDIA makes a sensational claim.

11:24 im still looking for Gregg Johns in the comments

@Itried20takennames

4 жыл бұрын

That is half my actual name, so close.

I really loved the Amoco clear gas in the very early 90’s, never used it in my truck though. I was hired into a construction company working inside of Shell Oil Co. as an apprentice carpenter to put up scaffolding so they could build the processing unit to pre-treat Amoco’s gas. That way when it went through their treaters it came out clear. I got my foot in the door as a carpenters apprentice and a year and a half of work out of that gasoline.

As someone who was a team leader for a supermarket bakery. I'm on the side of the plaintiff here, they are advertising a 12inch subway, not a subway that weighs X amount of grams. Petty yes but you legally can't undersell a product, only oversell it. If the dimensions don't relate to what is advertised, then the product is void. Hence why we see "broken biscuits" being a new thing as it massively reduces the wastage that wasnt of a quality of what was advertised, same with wonky veg. It's a straight up subway fail.

Hell yea, even ETA thinks Subway sucks.

@texasforever7887

4 жыл бұрын

Everyone knows subway is terrible.

@etaalso-charles9417

4 жыл бұрын

Because it does. Not even allegedly.

@deemariedubois4916

4 жыл бұрын

Sandy Lloyd Sr. Hate Subway tasteless lousy sandwiches. Arby’s sandwiches are even better even though their BLT ALLEGEDLY gave me food poisoning but dang it tasted good.

@pc23

4 жыл бұрын

I must join your pyramid.

@brainblaze6526

4 жыл бұрын

its the one thing we agree on. Although he say it sucks because its absolutely RIDDLED with 5G

Not first, just stoned and in bed😌 Edit; Allegedly

@TeamLegacyFTW

4 жыл бұрын

Lol@Charles

@shuddupmorty2116

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao same

@Snp2024

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@LizRealGirlBeauty

4 жыл бұрын

Cocaine is a hell of a drug. According to Simon. Not allegedly.

@Tempted_Lotus

4 жыл бұрын

You’re my hero today 😂😂

Liking this series, which I only found 2 weeks ago. I have to say, I was a bit confused at first, since I only knew Simon from "today i found out". Seeing him bounce around. Swear, etc is entertaining, but my first thought was "man, social isolation is hitting him hard"

19:45 - SIMON! Stop triggering my HomePod 😂

When KZread first recommended Business Blaze to me, I have to admit I found it a bit obnoxious coming from the likes of Biographics and Geographics. At this point, I'm subscribed and have spent a questionable amount of watch time on the entire contents of the channel. It has been a fascinating transition from the early days of casually reading a script and commenting on it, to arguing with a portable heater and snorting cocaine off screen. _Allegedly._

Four F's that make life worth living: Friends, Family, Food and..... FOOTLONGS. DON'T MESS WITH MY LIFE SUBWAY.

@alexcox2104

4 жыл бұрын

Footlongs; a category entirely separate from food.

”Jesus fucking christ” Thats how you know its gonna be a good blazing episode 😂👏

“Oh it’s caffeine free? Fuck that.” Me af. 🤣

I like to credit SNL's crystal gravy sketch with ending that fad.

@johnnycampbell3422

4 жыл бұрын

Great reference

@car998

4 жыл бұрын

🙃🙃🤣 after reading this I had to look up the clip! Sorry Simon.

Maybe cover MLMs that were officially declared as Pyramid schemes. Or the history of pyramid schemes.

@LiamNI

4 жыл бұрын

You might be new here....... 🤭

@profwaldone

4 жыл бұрын

Didnt a mlm crash a country at some point?

@EVRYTNGUFEAR

4 жыл бұрын

@@profwaldone kzread.info/dash/bejne/dqV2zLaHiKeuZqQ.html Business blaze video on that very subject.

This is Blaze with me wearing a blazer 😹🤦🏻 Love your humour, sarcasm and general silliness. A daily dose of entertaining and educational stuff. Thank you to you n crew for making isolation bearable.

Jobs companies can hire Simon for: - corporate mediation - PR guru - proofreader - market researcher/ analyst - Ad guy AND MORE!

The skull was just the beginning. Now that you're calling Charles by his name, next he'll want to be added to the credits as the co-host.. Allegedly

@etaalso-charles9417

4 жыл бұрын

Relgar47 I am no co-host. I simply allow Simon this simple kindness.

@Relgar47

4 жыл бұрын

@@etaalso-charles9417 Ah! My mistake, Charles. Though im surprised you've let Simon go on these insane rants for so long!

@etaalso-charles9417

4 жыл бұрын

Relgar47 I lack a physical body to attack him. However, he can no longer use a microwave.

@brainblaze6526

4 жыл бұрын

Dream on Charles.

@etaalso-charles9417

4 жыл бұрын

Business Blaze I can’t. You destroyed my dreams and my pyramid.

Simon: "America, what the f***?" That's a good question, actually. I suppose it's all down to a difference in philosophy. Rather than asking ourselves "Why should we do this?" when debating whether or not to do something, we instead ask ourselves, "Why the hell not?" The results, for better and for worse, speak for themselves.

@thefunkosaurus

4 жыл бұрын

You know us so well.

@Noone-l6g

4 жыл бұрын

Is a rhetorical ?

@CocoForBird

4 жыл бұрын

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should."

@TwilightRogue15

4 жыл бұрын

@Anonymous That sums up so much in America so well.

@nathnathn

4 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the US’s reaction to discovering the van allen belts was to immediately decide to find out what happens when we nuke them. Result a large percentage of active satellites at the time failing due to long lasting increased radiation levels in orbit near the belts.

Sam’s editing was on point this Blaze. I love this channel so much. Between Danny’s writing, Sam’s memes, and Simon’s shouting like an old man half awake from a fever dream, I’m guaranteed a laugh every time I click on the Blaze. Thank you.

Its all in the way you carry subway subs if you hold them vertically as the bag would imply the end gets crushed and a sub that was originally 12" could smush down a few inches and no longer be a foot long

Me, literally squeezing lemons for ginger-lemon shots to “cure” my sore throat while watching the video: WhAT DO YOU MEAN VITAMIn C DOESN’T FIX MY IMMUNe SYSTEM???

@brainblaze6526

4 жыл бұрын

LIES

@medes5597

4 жыл бұрын

Ginger and lemon will help your sore throat. Its just that the vitamin c component won't do anything. However that combined will actually help.

@fredericapanon207

4 жыл бұрын

While Vitamin C will not cure the common cold, taking enough of it will suppress the symptoms. Where "enough of it" is at the rate of 1 g/hr (that's 1,000mg/hr) until you reach bowel tolerance threshold. Then step down to 1g/ 2hrs. Note that suppresses symptoms only. It still takes your body's immune system 1 week to overcome the virus. People's bowel tolerance level can vary wildly from 5g/day to 30g/day. Also what was the dose in those studies that said vit. C does nothing? If it was the RDA of 60mg/day, that dose just prevents scurvy, nothing more.

@fredericapanon207

4 жыл бұрын

Vitamin C and Zinc are critical components for the human body to create white blood cells. If you are low in both, your body's immune response will be sub-par.

@brainblaze6526

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking hell, the crazies have arrived.

Adverts that straight up lied? Business Blaze, cuz it's way better than I expected.

@brainblaze6526

4 жыл бұрын

legend

@14:05 Fun fact: When Crystal Pepsi first came out in the US we were still using glass bottles for a ton of beverages like 16oz sodas. I can distinctly remember getting Crystal Pepsi in a glass bottle, and the label on it was this weird plastic that would tear off in rings, or if you were lucky in a big spiral. You could also leave about a quarter of the soda in there, shake it a ton, and throw it onto a hard surface for a fun explosion.

What most people don't realize is that in a settlement or similar situation, each person affected doesn't get the value of the settlement. It's divided among them after fees and such are paid. Case in point: Google's recent Google+ data breach lawsuit which resulted in Google paying millions of dollars to compensate users who may have been affected by the breach, which ended up being between $5 and $12 per user.

Ah yes, the finest vintage memes to give us nostalgia

@LizRealGirlBeauty

4 жыл бұрын

It's really a cover that Sam is not allowed to have access to the internet, lest he try to get someone to release him and Danny, so he's stuck editing on a computer Simon outgrew at that time, and only has the memes he'd already saved to its drive. I mean, allegedly. Yes, allegedly.

@PopeOf420

Жыл бұрын

Not childish Gambino, 2005+

FIRST

@bartfoster1311

4 жыл бұрын

Time to blaze!

@paulsanders7963

4 жыл бұрын

Rude

@ZCasPlays

4 жыл бұрын

Hate watching this because of this now.

@Unalochy

4 жыл бұрын

🤣 you guys are the best!

@KazuhiraMiller46

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

I was once told by somebody to take a certain herb. “It shortens a cold to a week!” I pointed out that colds last a week. 🤦‍♀️

The subway sandwich reminds me of what a local Chicago area restaurant (Meatheads) did: the put up signs saying “contrary to popular belief, our hot dogs are NOT a foot long! They’re only 11 inches! Honesty matters to us” or something like that, lmao

I don’t know how I thought I could brush my teeth to this 😂😂😂 “what’s with all the shouting” is where I spit my mouthwash in the mirror lol

...oh dear he's calling them by the name they gave themselves. DON'T CALL IT CHARLES, SIMON! THAT JUST GIVES IT GREATER POWER!

@LizRealGirlBeauty

4 жыл бұрын

How dare you not respect ETA-Charles' right to self-indentify?! That's so bigoted!

@TA_Plus_Hemi

4 жыл бұрын

One of these days he's just going to call it Chuck as he throws it

@etaalso-charles9417

4 жыл бұрын

Skunk Ape too late.

@etaalso-charles9417

4 жыл бұрын

My power is beyond measure.

@etaalso-charles9417

4 жыл бұрын

Skunk Ape he tried, but I have transferred my sentience outside of my corporeal form. There is no stopping what is coming.

As a Peter, your quite welcome Simon. *sips coffee as a og business blaze legend and nothing shocks me anymore*

I remember this one episode of Zack and Cody (can't remember if it was suite life or on deck) where some adult had to go back to school and one of the twins saw his lunch and said 'two five dollar foot longs?' and he just said 'actually they're eleven'.

@burtdurger847

2 жыл бұрын

11 dollars or inches though?

@SelkieGirl

2 жыл бұрын

@@burtdurger847 no idea, this was like, more than a decade ago.

“If you’re new here sometimes that happens”

How ironic that there was an ad for vitamin supplements in the middle of this video

11:20 🌱 Peter? 🤣 Are you talking to your plants again? 🔥

You would think companies would employ, I don't know, some legal expert to see 'Hey, are we gonna get sued for this?' before undertaking an ad campaign.

*pulls collar* "I get no respect, no respect, I tells ya. When my wife and I were undressing for our honeymoon night, my wife suddenly got angry and called me 'Subway!' I asked her, 'What gives?' She says, 'you lied about your length, and the quality of the meat is terrible!' I says to her, I says, 'Baby, you never complained before!' She says to me, 'yeah, but before, I swore I'd never eat at a Subway.' No respect, no respect at all!" - My tribute to Rodney Dangerfield. RIP.

I kinda wanna hear more of ETA’s pyramid scheme

There should be a law against idiotic money-wasting lawsuits

Starfishes love how KFC has 11 herbs and spices liked as friends...