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@tacticalpoet

3 жыл бұрын

Have to sympathise about the glasses thing, my 2 year old daughter did that a couple weeks ago to me too

@possibear

3 жыл бұрын

Have you heard or tried replying with letmegooglethatforyou? You should

@b1ackm3ssiah

3 жыл бұрын

Its the igniter or Driver in the light... literally like a $20 fix? Brah

@ZAR533

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks Simon

@drewdurant3835

3 жыл бұрын

I am the smart!!

Simon is such a nerd his daughter is bullying him.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

true

@gimbobjenkins405

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 Left hook to the ribs followed by a stuff uppercut and she will stop going for your glasses.

@deemariedubois4916

3 жыл бұрын

But she would eventually retaliate. That is what parents fear.

@hotdrippyglass

3 жыл бұрын

Wait 'till she turns 13 !!!!

@ThePhoenix8472

3 жыл бұрын

Wait till she locks simon in the basement allegedly when she turns 13 danny might have company

I believe every add read SHOULD be read with a thick Russian accent from now on. Who's with me?

@kristopherb8046

3 жыл бұрын

I second that

@gabrielkay6866

3 жыл бұрын

^ this is how you get 1000 people to subscribe to skill share using the link in the description

@ewestner

3 жыл бұрын

YES PLEASE

@AvoidTheCadaver

3 жыл бұрын

In Soviet Russia, script. Reads. You

@howellgreenland2506

3 жыл бұрын

or maybe in an intelligent Russian accent.

Lol everyone's happy except Danny who is locked in the basement

@bigtinasoup2927

3 жыл бұрын

If he wasn't, we wouldn't have the blaze. His sacrifice is necessary.

@ginngercrazy

3 жыл бұрын

Danny's in the same situation as the rest of us in the UK, but Danny gets the pleasure of Simon's silk voice. Mmmm

@samaravadi3

3 жыл бұрын

You didn't include Sam, ETA and Brain

@Mister_MS.PAC-MAN

3 жыл бұрын

ALLEGEDLY

@motherofchaos5519

3 жыл бұрын

@@samaravadi3 Do you mean Brian, the meme accountant?

Finally!! It’s been like a week and I’ve been craving the blaze😤🙏🏽

@EMurph42

3 жыл бұрын

Like number 69 for this perfect comment! Nice

@quasarsavage

3 жыл бұрын

yep Mr blaze needs to hurry tf up

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

BACK WITH THE BLAZE

@ericstamps4717

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 must've been a cocai...coffee shortage. it's how the magic happens

@sarahnash276

3 жыл бұрын

I realised how sad my life must be given I've been checking for new Blaze every day this week.

"KZread genius" *Truer words were never spoken*

@brknglasses2734

3 жыл бұрын

Awww you beat me to it!

@brknglasses2734

3 жыл бұрын

@Ty Vsd1337 if you hate youtube...why do you watch it?

@imouse3246

3 жыл бұрын

@@brknglasses2734 Triggered much? Just chill, you'll live longer.

@brknglasses2734

3 жыл бұрын

@@imouse3246 no, I just don't understand taking time out of your life to troll someone.

@7-ten

3 жыл бұрын

@@brknglasses2734 trolls are miserable people that take happiness in being able to talk to people on the internet in a way that they could never do in real life.

The thing I like most about this chanel is the fact that is is one of the very few channels that seems like a genuinely close community and Simon seems so genuine here

@DayZeroGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Until his inner business skills lead us to buying 100 cereal boxes from Magic Spoon and 20 pairs of shoes from Vessi😂

@rae17

3 жыл бұрын

and danny is very close to the radiator he’s chained to

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

I like that the more authentic ad reads actually seem to work better than the talking points :D

@jaybeemhardscrote7466

3 жыл бұрын

Ur moms close.

@AvoidTheCadaver

3 жыл бұрын

We're close because the heating has failed and we're all huddled aorund ETA and Simon has confiscated all the socks

It's official: Simon needs another channel where he sings Nickleback songs.

@devonlockwood1477

3 жыл бұрын

Awesome!!!

@mangot589

3 жыл бұрын

And Yoko. He loves her. He secretly knows her whole catalog. Allegedly.

@allinadadsday

3 жыл бұрын

dude you think he doesnt have one already? he just needs to go live with it. and that wil be number 56 for nickelnack and channel 57 for yoko covers. and prob nr 58 will be a live stream of danny in the basement

@tjwadsworth6967

3 жыл бұрын

No. 2020 is bad enough.

@tjwadsworth6967

3 жыл бұрын

Nickleback walks into bar....that's it, there is no punch line because killing music is no laughing matter.

Loves nickleback, never seen The Goonies. I can’t even, but yet I do, every single week with this guy.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

I am a flawed man.

@stephjovi

3 жыл бұрын

Finally I have stuff in common with Simon 😇

@Kay_Sea251

3 жыл бұрын

I unironically like Nickelback and probably watched the same amount of movies Simon has...

@stephjovi

3 жыл бұрын

@@Kay_Sea251 well that's awesome! Nickelback concerts are fantastic. And everyone who's hooked on Simon probably spends way more time on KZread than with movies these days!

“I will stop doing bad Russian accent“ and then continues to do said bad Russian accent

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

I will stop lying.

@7-ten

3 жыл бұрын

In Soviet Russia everybody has bad accent

@ewoodley82

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 and the lie detector determined that was a lie

@L3ttuc3

3 жыл бұрын

Or does bad accent have you?

@howellgreenland2506

3 жыл бұрын

@@7-ten And nobody will hear hear screams!

"During the reign of Henry VIII..." YES! MY HISTORY DEGREE FINALLY PAYS OFF!

Yoko Ono sounds like a bagpipe, or accordion with a litter of kittens stuck inside.

@howellgreenland2506

3 жыл бұрын

For a similar experience please check out the Red Hot Chilli Pipers...... kzread.info/dash/bejne/mpmk1bFqqNGdhrA.html

@nomoregoodusernames8229

3 жыл бұрын

Getting run over by a truck

@jamesslick4790

3 жыл бұрын

I read this as " With a liter of kittens..." Still true!

If you ever do a livestream, you could do a Fake or Real with polls in the chat so we can play along! *Also, Simon you need to watch Jack Sparrow by The Lonely Island if you haven't already

@WolfNoUrden

3 жыл бұрын

This... would be epic

@Warwallaby

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t watch a lot of livestreams because they feel a bit too, idk, interactive. But if my boi w the blaze did one i’d be there with bells on.

@IntrepidFraidyCat

3 жыл бұрын

That would be so good!

@goosebump801

3 жыл бұрын

Oh hell yeah! 🙌

@kevinellis3081

3 жыл бұрын

Holy crap. I have new rally call. This must happen

Simon: "What does the Philippines export, nuts?" me: "England seems to being doing its fair share of exporting those." ;-)

@nunyobidniz

3 жыл бұрын

And spare a thought 💭 for Dam & Sanny 6:29

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

true

@Sarah_Grant

3 жыл бұрын

Badabumpbumpshhhhhhh 🥁

Now I won't be watching "Today I found out" with a straight face after you Blazed this story up

@shalynthia

3 жыл бұрын

It sneaks in sometimes. It’s great 👍

@mcpossum

3 жыл бұрын

@@shalynthia It's amazeballs

A week long wait for a Yoko blaze video... I'm so conflicted because the wait is clearly so worth it

@DayZeroGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao i personally enjoy these types of videos just to hear Simon's reactions haha

Our boy with the blaze is finally back! Was dying trying to scratch the blaze itch by watching your other videos more often and it just wasn't doing it. Praise be Lord Simon, our boy with the blaze and basement keeper of Danny and Sam!

@jonathanpryzby4029

3 жыл бұрын

Its official now. Danny and Sam are: The Basement Bois! Brought to you by Skillshare

@ThatElfTorunn

3 жыл бұрын

Allegedly

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

More Blaze coming real soon. Lots of videos in production :D

@00raybot

3 жыл бұрын

@@jonathanpryzby4029 The basement boys (bois? Simon you decide hah!) needs to make its way into the 'buh-blaze' ('buh" meaning business, the h is silent much like the in jokes that unfamiliars need to catch up on). Kinda wish that was a thing to distinguish business blaze (not the right wing news channel). Anywho, this is the reply and rantings of a madman that went a whole week without the buh-blaze! -Queue Sam cutting Simon exclaiming "Oh god this is so long get to the point!"

@00raybot

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 It's amazing how you still find time to heart comments and reply with so many channels. Would you say it's all in a Today I Found Out on a Mega Projects Side Project brought to you by -- *radio static* -- This is Danny and Sam we need to break free from the basement of Si---- *interrupting radio static* I, like I was saying can't believe that I was six for six this round!

This Danny is fantastic, the sheer amount of references in almost every video, woven in almost perfectly. You almost need to be code breaker to catch them all. I’m not saying you should let him see sunlight or anything but maybe he’s earned some Christmas dinner scraps this year. 😂 No but seriously, great work.

'Boaty McBoatface' is THE only vessel that I know the name of AND I've actually looked up the research that it's doing! Bestest name to stick with you, make you smile AND take an interest in the science that it does. The owners/folks to name the boat were _so_ stupid to NOT name the boat that, instead of just the research thingy.

"People died!" For some reason I laughed out loud at that! I must be a psycho!

@rodepet

3 жыл бұрын

Only psycho's watch this channel. The 'normal' people have his other channels 😉

@prettymiffedbrit

3 жыл бұрын

@@rodepet 😂😂😂😂

@zenoblues7787

3 жыл бұрын

Just sheer absurdity of it all.

Simon invented the chef's kiss right after he completed his time machine. To commemorate the moment he immediately slipped back in time to establish the tradition amongst chefs of the past. Everyone knows that.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

Basic knowledge.

Well call me a script and slap me silly, its our boy with the blazeeeee!

@timothyneiswander3151

3 жыл бұрын

palm or back hand?

@ohaiVanessa

3 жыл бұрын

You're a script. 👍

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

BACK WITH THE BLAZE.

@annefrankenstein9290

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 🔥🔥🔥❤❤❤

@AvoidTheCadaver

3 жыл бұрын

Back handed by the Blaze

The thumbnails are getting better with simon getting into a heated rap battle with yoko ono

@davidringle7

3 жыл бұрын

Holy shit that would be amazing

@Sarah_Grant

3 жыл бұрын

ERMAGAWD YES!! 🤣🤣🤣

The meme about salt being sprinkled on food is in reaction to YOU, Simon, saying the word "sprinkled." For example: This story is absolutely sprinkled with OG references. Hence, salt being sprinkled on the screen.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

yes indeed.

Simon's description on Yoko Ono made me laugh SO hard that I headed over to Spotify to reacquaint myself with her, and OMG. My neighbours must hate me as its 1.30am here and I can't stop laughing. Like don't get me wrong, she can write music but she just doesn't sound too great, at all. Bless her. AND she's a classically trained vocalist... So Yeah Simon, you're spot on she makes other singers sound AMAZING. I feel like I have the voice of an angel next to Yoko ^.^

The only KZread videos I watch and then hear my boyfriend giggle in the background like an idiot! Love it 😊

this series should be called CHALLENGE ME DANNY and im going to comment this every time they make these videos

@zeusathena26

3 жыл бұрын

If he says it enough it could become a drinking game lol

Danny is a creative genius. A LEGEND? You damn right.

4:55 - I mentioned in a previous comment (about 30 seconds ago) that I'm living in the Philippines, and no shit, I was offered a private island for about $10k, literally 2 nights ago!

@ItsAsparageese

3 жыл бұрын

What area is that generally in? Are there more small islands going up for sale for cheap? Seems like some areas like that are popping up in a few different countries for some reason

lol "Just tell me the facts, FACTS BOY!"

Sam's Secret Sauce. The Perfect Pairing for Vintage, Curated Memes the world over.

The damned youtube didn't reccomend this to me. Good thing I type in business blaze every 3 hours to see if there's a new video😂

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

:D legend.

This isn’t pro trump, this isn’t anti trump, but did Simon just make fun of him “because he struggles stick to a script” Oh the irony...it burns

"whose going on a business trip to the Philippines" I don't know the US Army

@glasstuna

3 жыл бұрын

The philippines has oil?

@canaan5337

3 жыл бұрын

Japanese businessmen that decided to hold their business meeting in the Philippines because ladyboys.

@danielstuber8972

3 жыл бұрын

knock knock its the united states

@justinmartin4662

3 жыл бұрын

The united states who?

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

lol

The irony of Simon getting impatient with Danny for dawdling is just hilarious!

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

lol true.

I've just recently found this channel and have been going back through and watching all the older videos. Its a wonderful glimpse into the evolving madness of Simon. (Insert chef's kiss here)

Finally Simon I was getting worried it’s been a long sad week

I thought Simon had finally burnt out from his millions of channels! Plz don't make us wait this long again, we missed you!

Simon: "Is the Philippines famous for nuts?" Me: "Well have you read about their president...."

@stinepetersen861

3 жыл бұрын

Which one? 😂 Duterte or Marcos? Both a bit 🥜🌰🥜

"Everybody stank and rolled around in filth in Tudor times." LMAO!

Excellent Blaze. Also, I love how "Dam and Sanny" think Simon isn't paying attention to what they're up to. He sees all, and knows all.

He admitted the Danny is locked the basement without saying allegedly. 😯

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

Allegedly.

@jaybeemhardscrote7466

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 it's too late son

I would love a Business Blaze game show. The prize can be a box of Magic Spoon Cereal!

@marcbeebee6969

3 жыл бұрын

ETA please add this Person to the list. Simon cant continue to ignore His heritage. He May sell tea But No more god damn cereal. Simons great great grand dad burnt down the White House you know ;)

"Give it a little rub." "Yeah, buoy." Love that chef like a brother from a different mother.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

AINSLEY. Legend.

I love when Simon has the most fun. When I watch his other channels like Top Tenz I forget it's Serious Simon time and miss when he gets to goof off.

"does the Philippines export nuts??" No... they export Filipinos lol

SIMONNN! THEY ARE TRYING TO ESCAPE AGAIN! 6:27 they even switched up their names to try and hide it

New conspiracy. Simon is a creation of Sam's editing.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

Sam is really good at AI CGI blockchain.

@jokerzyo

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 that's it! Proof Simon is just Sam's enron-coin crypto scam!

"Democratic... People's... Republic... Korea. Ok, that one's half true." I actually laughed out loud after that one. (I served in Korea when i was in the Army.)

Unlike these "last time I was this early..." folks, I'm always this early because blazing is a gripping addiction of mine! Lol

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

excellent

Now I kinda want a 'MWAH!' chef kiss T-shirt.

"Don't make assumptions, that are true" New Business Blaze catchphrase? Loved that phrase 😝😁

I just came here to see if anyone else was genuinely surprised, when they heard Simon sing Nickelback. The same way he "sarcastically" sings yoko ohno, and actually enjoyed it.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

I'm working on my next career move.

Shout out to my boy sam as the resident memeoligist.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

The man with the memes

Danny went on a "weird" business trip to the Philippines? Was he by any chance involved in Wirecard? lol, allegedly

@mika52776

3 жыл бұрын

@Ty Vsd1337 what pizza?

@murlocholmes4684

3 жыл бұрын

I mean many call centres are in the Philippines so it's not uncommon for reps to fly over for coaching and stuff.

@mika52776

3 жыл бұрын

@@murlocholmes4684 sure, but accusing Danny of allegedly being involved in a $2 billion scam seems more business blazey

@murlocholmes4684

3 жыл бұрын

@@mika52776 idk man, the concept of him being sent to Manilla by a call centre that doesnt pay him enough to negotiate with and train people criminally underpaid - probaby in a sketchy business call centre seems way more intricate and on brand than anything actually nefarious. The boy is a king and his tales are never of malicious intent like a massive scam - they're chaotic lawful adventures that deserve their own we series.

I don't wake and bake anymore but today I am gladly waking and Blazing. Thank you for helping to keep the dark times a little brighter.

I will never ask why Simon hasnt seen a famous movie, because it’s way more interesting to be completely blindsided when he brings up something he *has* seen.

Send the neon light to BigClivedotcom!

@CraftQueenJr

3 жыл бұрын

Micha El yes!

What if Simon and Danny are actually two personalities in one person? Would explain why they’re always on the same page and you never see Danny

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

allegedly.

Johnny: I didn't beat her. Amber: Yeah I beat him. Johnny=Guilty. Lmao

4:00 - Chapter 1 - Pepsi millionaire (answer at 9:50) 10:40 - Chapter 2 - Yoko Ono (answer at 14:40) 14:55 - Chapter 3 - Taxing time for the tudors (answer at 20:00) 20:25 - Mid roll ads 23:55 - Chapter 4 - VIP Sperm bank (answer at 28:30) 29:15 - Chapter 5 - Justin bieber nice holiday (answer at 32:20) 32:40 - Chapter 6 - Cartoon president (answer at 35:50) FINAL SCORE : 6 out of 6 (100% success)

We should make a eta stan account until simon brings him back

@jayhom5385

3 жыл бұрын

So basically you're hoping for Simon's boiler to break down in the middle of winter again....alledgedly.

@campfactor966

3 жыл бұрын

@@jayhom5385 yes allegedly

@marcbeebee6969

3 жыл бұрын

@@jayhom5385 Boilers have accidents, They Fall down the stairs or drown in shallow Waters. You never know.

@phoenixfox2697

3 жыл бұрын

#FreeCharles

Simon whistler is the Ryan Seacrest of KZread, can you do a business blaze episode on yourself about all your other channels.

@Rubix003

3 жыл бұрын

Simon is not the Ryan Seacrest of KZread. Don't insult Simon like that.

@cnaisbitt5013

3 жыл бұрын

I would watch that!

@jgman2645

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a terrible idea

@cnaisbitt5013

3 жыл бұрын

@@jgman2645 why?

Michael Bolton with Lonely Island is soooo funny. They're rapping about money and cars and girls and boats.. and Bolton keeps going on about captain jack sparrow and Johnny Depp.. much classic überhaha's

That was the most accurate description of Yoko Ono's "singing" to date! LMFAO!!

My life feels so empty now that Business Blaze is only once a week. 😭

@TimPiazza

3 жыл бұрын

saaaaaaaaame!

@94felitf

3 жыл бұрын

He ran out of cocaine, covid has mules stopped in their countries. Not Allegedly

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

Its not. We just had some hold ups in production (too little whipping of Danny). Lots more coming soon :)

YOU invented the chef's kiss? Bruh, stop taking credit for something I invented smh

@Master_Yoda1990

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly, the filthy west always trying to take credit from you and your family. We all know your grand father invented cars and your father invented hamburgers.

@hunterG60k

3 жыл бұрын

@@Master_Yoda1990 Wtf, Yoda?

@Master_Yoda1990

3 жыл бұрын

@@hunterG60k All hail the glorious leaders 🇰🇵

@velenteriushendeneros3251

3 жыл бұрын

@@Master_Yoda1990 yess, feel the hate of capitalissssmmm, yesss let the hate feed your powerrr

@brianspenst1374

3 жыл бұрын

@@Master_Yoda1990 i believe it is spelled hamberders...

god, i've slowly descended into a state where i watch nothing but business blaze every day and this is just. *chef's kiss* such high quality cocaine, thanks simon, danny, and sam, y'all are great blazers

Both these Real or Fake videos have been great, some of the best Blazes you’ve made!

Ah, Simon McSimonface, boaty still brings a smile to my face.

“If he wants to be a bum he can, cause you know he’s got options”

Simon, you should probably know, if you didn't already, that Yoko Ono did receive credit, and financial compensation, for co-writing the John Lennon song, "Imagine". According to the article I read about it, John wrote the music, while she came up with the lyrics. In my humble opinion, I'm glad it wasn't the other way around. But that's just me. Props given where deserved.

That thumbnail for the first real or fake genuinely made me laugh out loud so your graphic design isn't all that bad!

Finally I've been waiting a week for a video. I was starting to think Danny and Sam escaped the basement.

@devintrunnell4077

3 жыл бұрын

They did he had to go catch him

@r.travisbrazelton7941

3 жыл бұрын

Me too! No more days off for him/them; I am addicted and checked daily for a new video.

@Erin-Thor

3 жыл бұрын

I believe they were on strike for Simon leaving them chained up in the basement over thanksgiving. One cannot live by cocaine alone. (Believe me, I’ve tried 🤣)

@colladius1610

3 жыл бұрын

Same.

@bamacopeland4372

3 жыл бұрын

Take away their rations, 23hrs of working to make up for the withdrawal of not having business blaze videos 3 times a week.

I’d like to buy a trowel, please. Droll.

I didn't realize just how much I needed this! Thanks as always for the Blaze!

Simon, this was a perfect episode. I thought the first joke was really funny. But not 2 minutes before I watched this video I was talking to my mom about how so many KZreadrs are sponsored by Skillshare and I'm already signed up. No doubt, if I wasn't already I ABSOLUTELY would be now. Further still, I actually live in Escondido, California and I cannot WAIT to start calling it Escondildo...I'm disappointed I hadn't thought of it yet myself. Smashing the like button.

Our boy with the BLAAAAAAZE! This is gonna be good! Then you realise Simon doesn't know Salt Bae...

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

Allegedly.

@freddymaite

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 😍

Wait, this got uploaded 3 mins ago but the pinned comment has time mark of 8 hrs old. Simon do you have a time machine? I'm guessing a Tardis since your British.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. I invented it last week. I had time because we only had one business blaze this week.

@marcbeebee6969

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 now available on purchthemurch.co , allegendly

Geographics and Megaprojects will never be the same after watching Business Blaze. And Simon, I can tell you and the team work your ass off for all these channels. Your passion is impressive and inspiring, please keep sharing knowledge with the world ❤️

Glad you made a 2nd one of these. Very enjoyable.

Last time I was this early, Simon only had 73 channels

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

Amateur.

Again Sam's memes were brilliant. The 'fiddle around' bit was absolutely amazing. Thanks guys!

Business Blaze is the best of Simon's channels *chef's kiss*

Does SkillShare have a course in Raid Shadow Legends?

The people demand that all future ad reads be done in some relevant accent!

@kevinellis3081

3 жыл бұрын

Here here!

Absolutely shredded this one. Bravo.

New proposed slogan for skillshare "There are some things Simon won't learn, for everything else, there's skillshare."

With Danny's crazy backstory, I'm starting to think he's using the basement as cover to hack the mainframes Simon, and take over the Pepsi navy. Time to get another VPN sponsorship I think.

This channel should be called : "Simon Whistler overdosing on red pills"

Gotta have pt 3 sometime. Great work, blaze team.

Every time Danny says something about his life Simon is playing fact or fiction LOL

What’s the deal with the SW neon sign? Maybe you should start a Go Fund Me to get the damn thing fixed? How long has it been now?

@DayZeroGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Or get a BLAZE sign Edit: or specifically business blaze so people don't think your a right wing news person. Lol imagine someone walking in your studio and then seeing your bald. Lol then look up your channel and see nazi, communism,, and cocaine videos😂😂😂

@phoenixfox2697

3 жыл бұрын

If you buy the stickers on purchthemerch.com, all the proceeds go to fixing the sign. Edit: allegedly

Ohh man Danny's really craving some more lashings ☠️☠️ *RIP*

I'm pretty sure this is the only channel on KZread where I enjoy the ad reads just as much as the rest of the video.

I first got into Simon with the toptenz and today I found out. But now I'm all about the boy with the blaze! Keep 'em coming and make sure Danny doesn't escape keep them sweet scripts coming.

Two likes, no views. This is how great you’ve become. 😤

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Mine said one like and no views

It's good to be back!

Do a biographics on Danny please! You are the man, the myth and the LEGEND Simon! Keep up the awesome work!

I just LOVE "Business Blaze" Simon! I was wondering, how much coke do you snort before you grab the script and let loose with the funny stories and witty witticisms? I love your stuff mate!