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@AtheistIII

3 жыл бұрын

How about making an Aprils Fools Blaze video on Biographics, sponsored by Business Blaze? You could cover Dannys Bio even!

@mikebar42

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna hear more about that dog .. can u do I bio please 😋

@TheSnapdad

3 жыл бұрын

As to your aircraft interests. I recently heard historian Victor Davis Hanson discuss how the Axis had 'effectively' zero 4 engine bombers while the US & UK built them en-masse. This was a key puzzle piece in the defeat of the Axis powers. There is a one or two video topics in there I think. Keep up the great work.

@mikebar42

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheSnapdad hey Vince Vaughn, is that you?

@rainbowbutterflyfan

3 жыл бұрын

Still waiting for the corset edition of this series. Telling lies that corsets suffocated people isn’t cool simon

"I'm not very original or creative" Says the man with more channels than a Hamm radio.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

But they aren't particularly creative or original. Maybe Business Blaze. The others follow a fairly well trodden path.

@c8gerardhamming2

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 rocks because not only is it original, we can also tell you're having fun recording it.

@drewlovely2668

3 жыл бұрын

@@c8gerardhamming2 agreed, I don't like it when script boy only reads the script. I enjoy the offbeat stories and tangents

@kindlin

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 Sir, but you are missing the main point: _you made that the well trodden path!_

@zipp4everyone263

3 жыл бұрын

He's just the pretty face, Danny is the man with the big boi brain Kappa

hardest I've laughed so far is seeing Simon stare past the camera for a moment then exclaim "there is a GIANT dog taking a wiz on my window". I died lmfao

@ivyrose5153

3 жыл бұрын

He actually said BEEFY LOL

"You legends SMASHED that subscribe button with a passion..." It's called a cult, Simon...We're now officially 'cult of blaze'! 🤣

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

Legendary legends

@alexiskitt6989

3 жыл бұрын

Allegendly

@Amethyst_Dragon_

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely

@Krahazik

3 жыл бұрын

Perhaps if there are enough of us, in time we could elevate Simon to the level of a deity.

He’s mentioned before he lives in Prague, now we know it’s a semi submerged basement in Prague, a few more clues and we might actually be able to launch a Danny rescue operation.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

Dream on. There are many layers of protection. Many.

Best quote " Danny, are we going to get cancelled again?"

@MinistryOfMagic_DoM

3 жыл бұрын

Just proves Simon can't be cancelled if they have to try again.

@katblackmountain6091

3 жыл бұрын

I call double jeopardy! ;)

Yes we are subbed we are legion we are legends

@marcbeebee6969

3 жыл бұрын

We are the followers of the blaze

@petehornsby5516

3 жыл бұрын

Allegedly

@Ixidora

3 жыл бұрын

AlLEGENDly

@lineheart972

3 жыл бұрын

*snort* only true legends understand that.

@OtakuUnitedStudio

3 жыл бұрын

Legionds

"For those who don't know, I'm in a semi-submerged basement." So technically, Danny is in a sub-basement.

@theheresiarch3740

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure Danny is kept at a separate location, since he's a flight risk.

@eveyoung3656

3 жыл бұрын

@@theheresiarch3740 That’s why Simon allegedly bought a drone to track down Danny when he tries to escape again. He mentioned it in a previous video.

@DerptyDerptyDUM

3 жыл бұрын

🤔

@keytondaniels

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what I wanna know. We need a diagram and floor plan of where the sub level basement that Simon films at is in relation to Danny’s damp dungeon

@dadillen5902

3 жыл бұрын

Technically, A sub-Semi-submerged almost basement.

"tell me the facts, fact boy" should totally be a tshirt

@p0gr

3 жыл бұрын

facts are great, and now imagine them being blazed to us! that would be so freaking awesome. how about an experiment? smuggle a today i found out script into your business blaze recording session and read that instead. then we'd have two versions of that story and can compare. i'd love that.

@KougajiCalling

3 жыл бұрын

@@p0gr That would be awesome! He couldn't Blaze on another channel... But he could here! We would understand! And that would be one less script for Danny to write... Though, he'd probably still yell at Danny the entire time.

@phantomechelon3628

Жыл бұрын

Along with, "Capitalism is great...just don't be a 🔔end".

"I believe in the KKK" -Simon 2020

@hiddenhood483

3 жыл бұрын

#CancelSimon #smashthatdislikebutton

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

It'd be weird if you didn't. Sort of like saying you don't believe in tea.

@hiddenhood483

3 жыл бұрын

I don’t believe in tea

@recentlydeleted

3 жыл бұрын

Obviously. He even shaves his head

@hotsaucemagicbox

3 жыл бұрын

Tea isn't real, neither are birds

Shoutout to the man with the memes, sam

@b1ackm3ssiah

3 жыл бұрын

Without sam this would just be The business campfire....

@savejeff15

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah sam was on fire with this episode

@schiz0phren1c

3 жыл бұрын

Meme 'em again Sam!

@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810

3 жыл бұрын

That Jonah Hill one got me laughing.

@baiico

3 жыл бұрын

Shhhhhh Simon wont give him food and beat him with patrck

Simon: "Destroyed my mouth", Sam the meme-ologist shaking hard "Must keep safe for KZread"

@timothyneiswander3151

3 жыл бұрын

Would have been a ripe time to place a Porn Hub meme.

@kindlin

3 жыл бұрын

*HE MAN THRUST POSE*

@AvoidTheCadaver

3 жыл бұрын

@@timothyneiswander3151 or the Pikachu dick shadow

@timothyneiswander3151

3 жыл бұрын

@@AvoidTheCadaver ah yes or a combo: porkachu hub

4:50 did Simon just admit he’s in the basement.... SIMON IS DANNY CONFIRMED

@tttm99

3 жыл бұрын

I asked about this in the past and he told me Danny is deeper. 'Prince of Persia' deep... But... Maybe he meant deeper in his psyche?

@chillcannongames5758

3 жыл бұрын

Think of it as there is a elevated building with a staircasw going down 4 feet to a door. And under that part lf the building is another room that leads to another room, and then goes down a 12 foot shaft to a room with no exit in witch resides danny.

@tttm99

3 жыл бұрын

@Ty Vsd1337 dude i bought one of those 'blaze' brand tops but it won't stop spinning. Thinking of sending it back.... And possibly related, I've got Leonardo DiCaprio vaping in my front yard. Looks like the revenant and he won't leave. I would serve him up some magic spoon but they DON'T ship to my backwater 😭 GOD that top is spinning loud. I'm going to go see if I can turn it off...

Part V... I think at this pace in a few months we will have a new channel from Simon about fake facts...

@nunyobidniz

3 жыл бұрын

Today I Got Rickrolled (channel No. 547)

@kimmyisgreen2929

3 жыл бұрын

Allegedly

@vulgaris1251

3 жыл бұрын

I concur

@thomasdadswell858

3 жыл бұрын

Don't tempt him lol

@crazyamericanredhead

3 жыл бұрын

I think it’s in the works

I'm at a point where I can't tell if simon is actually fueled by cocaine, or its just a joke.

@rodepet

3 жыл бұрын

Yep.

@cabe_bedlam

3 жыл бұрын

Allegedly

@AvoidTheCadaver

3 жыл бұрын

When Simon liked your post there was an explosion of white powder from off screen

@coreyperdue1966

3 жыл бұрын

@@AvoidTheCadaver i mean based on the amount of youtube channels he has i dont see how else he could do it

@StevetheWizard2591

3 жыл бұрын

For legal purposes, he's said it's a joke. This means it's 100% a joke and he definitely isn't hiding a mountain of cocaine in the room next to the one he definitely doesn't have Danny chained to the radiator in.

As a Colombian I can confirm we do have 100 words for Cocaine, but the most common one is "Awesome".

"Are we gonna get cancelled again" it's impossible for a wise man with a godly beard to get cancelled

@andrewbenbow9257

3 жыл бұрын

Excepting God?

@badluck5647

3 жыл бұрын

#CancelSimon

@tardvandecluntproductions1278

3 жыл бұрын

People would think they just have to cancel Simon on 1 channel.

@sc1338

3 жыл бұрын

Go away

@oliviagreen7423

3 жыл бұрын

What if all his power is contained in his beard, like Samson's hair?

The other thing about the non-football parts of the "Christmas truce" story is that while it was probably the friendliest contact across enemy lines during the entire war, it was also a fairly common occurrence for temporary ceasefires to be arranged. Mostly for burying the dead after they'd been rotting in No Man's Land for weeks and no one could stand the smell any more, and sometimes while that was going one the soldiers would trade cigarettes and buttons and stuff. I've also heard a story about one time the trenches on both sides flooded and everyone had to get out so they wouldn't drown, and they just kind of looked at each other and nodded like "We're not going to make this worse than it already is."

@wmdkitty

3 жыл бұрын

People used to have standards in warfare. Not so much anymore...

@ilarious5729

3 жыл бұрын

@@wmdkitty are you one of those "past is better" people? There's way less of civilian victims of wars nowadays than there used to be. As well as less soldier casualties, how exactly are wars worse now?

@golddragonette7795

3 жыл бұрын

@@wmdkitty ummm, that's more a measure of how horrific it was than any kind of positive

@bombercountyblues

3 жыл бұрын

@@wmdkitty you've clearly never heard of the Geneva convention..

Best tagline ever "Biographics, less fueled by cocaine"

@ronellje287

3 жыл бұрын

but aren't some of those biographies fueled by it ?

I must say, this chanel has the most specific niche ever! I can't reccomend it to my friends, because its such a weard mix of business and nonsense. I love it though! Keep up the great work.

@rodepet

3 жыл бұрын

It makes me wonder if i need new friends, or should be really happy i have friends.

@Andrew-zq3ip

3 жыл бұрын

You need better friends Or.... If you can't share what you like with your friends, you don't really have any.

@mergru6371

3 жыл бұрын

Your environment will change over time untill you are in an environment where you can share it. Personal development, it's a chicken or egg first thingie. Good luck

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

Plan: Win lottery. Get an Occulus Quest 2. Get them for all of your friends. Invite them to watch a BB together. Problem solved. Easy.

@mergru6371

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 "As easy as winning the lottery" Unfortunatly not everything is thát easy 😂

I’m offended! And you don’t care....that’s why we love you, Simon.

1:11 he is so right, sometimes I unsubscribe just so I can smash the subscribe button again.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

legend

@oxoalan1

3 жыл бұрын

I only subscribe so I know when I can smash DISLIKE again!

Lost it at "Thanks for the facts, fact boy" is the best reaction pic for twitter ever

The room you record in must be soundproof, or your neighbors must be so used to your antics that they don’t bat an eye when you yell shit like “I believe in the KKK”. Never change, Simon

"Biographics is about notable people from history..." Your next channel is going to be about notable people from the future isn't it Simon?

@OtakuNoShitpost

3 жыл бұрын

And then a channel about the forgettable and unimportant people from history

"Tell me the facts! Fact boy! Should be made into a shirt 🤣

@drbosommd

3 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing.

@timothyneiswander3151

3 жыл бұрын

shirt should be made into shirts fact

Fun fact. Disney also was lazy and used the same scenes just redrawn from other movies because "they work"

@franl155

3 жыл бұрын

What scenes? lol there's no context in your comment so I'm wondering what it refers to

@cezra833

3 жыл бұрын

@@franl155 one of the famous examples is dancing scenes from Snow White that were used for Robin Hood. The scenes were traced over and replaced with the different characters. There are more examples but I can't think of them off the top of my head.

@samtweedie4658

3 жыл бұрын

@@franl155 the same animation sketches can be found in different movies, like the mom dancing in the Aristocats has the same movements as Marian in robin hood

@franl155

3 жыл бұрын

@@samtweedie4658 - oh, right, ta!

@timmorton8918

3 жыл бұрын

@@franl155 idk, google it.

Business blaze is love, business blaze is life.

The people living a hundred years from now will look back and curse our names. The world they will have inherited will be in a dire state ecologically.

@mundanethings6845

3 жыл бұрын

Because the past was the worst!

Long time listener, part time Twitter stalker. If you need a solid idea for Business Blaze, check out the creation, testing and fielding of the M2 Bradley. It's an absolute laugh riot chock-full of government malfeasance, cover-ups, and clusterfucks. Prime Blaze material.

@jaymevosburgh3660

3 жыл бұрын

I most certainly agree! Would love watching Danny, Simon & Sam rip into that gem ov hilariousness.

@SEAZNDragon

3 жыл бұрын

F-35 would be better. There are tons of stories of military projects gone wrong and I think Simon did one on TIFO on a Cold War era mobile anti-aircraft platform with a guidance system that almost shot up some generals at a demonstration.

@stephjovi

3 жыл бұрын

Part time twitter stalker 🤣. I upgraded to full time twitter stalker and hit that notification bell 🤣. I didn't even know Google was down before Simon tweeted about it. Good thing Danny fixed it 😁

@thesarcast795

3 жыл бұрын

This is perfect!

@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas

3 жыл бұрын

say what you want about how it came about, but in Iraq 2 or 4 Bradley's took out bunch of Iraqi tanks when the Bradley main weapon is a 30 mm gun and can't take out tanks.

The Rosa Parks video is one of the best ones on Biographics, and my personal favourite, I hope you rewatch it. It's Simon at his best.

@thelanavishnuorchestra

3 жыл бұрын

Oh, it's a very good video, but Simon at his best is when he's Blazing.

@cameronjadewallace

3 жыл бұрын

Thank you for commenting this. I have just found the next obsession vid- I mean, thing to add to my playlist

Ngl, "Thanks for the facts, fact boi" had me WHEEZING

Tardigrades are where it's at, man!

Perfect. The ad break right after Simons rant was for Sky TV. 🤣

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

Oh no. Fuck Sky.

@danieltalbot8358

2 жыл бұрын

Allegedly

Linguistics is complicated, even if you're just studying the "narrow" topic of the English language. English is EFFED up.

@OtakuUnitedStudio

3 жыл бұрын

English is three languages in a trenchcoat pretending to be a normal language. It hides in alleyways, mugging other languages and rifling through their pockets looking for slang and spare grammar.

@tamarasmith9060

3 жыл бұрын

@@OtakuUnitedStudio 😂 That's a great way to describe it.

@Terabit3

3 жыл бұрын

You know what's even worse? Japanese. Holy shit is it complicated

@FluidKaos

3 жыл бұрын

@@OtakuUnitedStudio If I could give you more likes, I would.

I actually laughed out loud when Simon read "... and i have 857 words for radiator." That bit in general was just awesome. This was a great video and i really enjoyed it. Thank you basement boi, Factboi and the memeologist. :)

I love how people don't realize how good we have it today. We have it made, even with covid.

@cameronjadewallace

3 жыл бұрын

Ngl, I have been begging for a plague for over 15 years.... I was disappointed by this one.

The only channel Simon runs that has a higher percentage of subscribers than Business Blaze is his OnlyFans

@ClaymooreEOC

3 жыл бұрын

That isnt Simons onlyfans. That is Simons beards onlyfans. RESPECT THE BEARD!

@graylinshowell7051

3 жыл бұрын

@@ClaymooreEOC All I know is when I wanna have a wank to some facts, I unlock another PPV

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

@@ClaymooreEOC the beard runs wild

Here's how you make the Business Blaze style work on other channels for a one-off: April Fools day. April 1st you upload a video of you blazing it up to all your channels except Business Blaze, here you upload a completely strait video like you do on all your other channels.

Cellphone signal tips from someone who works for a cell company. Standing directly next to/under a tower is going to be your worst signal. If your standing next to the Super Bowl arena or somewhere with just as many people your also going to have terrible signal. Lakes, the ocean, and other bodies of water will drastically effect your phone signal. Thank you for coming to my Blaze.

Anybody else notice the credits? They are very amusing this time around.

You know, a side-channel to Business Blaze with the stories of random asides could be created, and it shall be named; "Yeah yeah yeah"... :P

@Finallyfree423

3 жыл бұрын

I'd definitely watch videos of just his rants. He could do a live stream and all the legends get to throw out subjects for him to ramble about

@MinistryOfMagic_DoM

3 жыл бұрын

@@Finallyfree423 yeeeeeeeees

@jadefalcon001

3 жыл бұрын

@@MinistryOfMagic_DoM Blaze On Tap!

Phone in a gas station.....I remember that time in Maroco when a huge open barbecue was 2 meters from the gas pump...

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

BBQ restaurant/gas station - sounds like a good business.

@patrickjordan2233

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 "it'll take off like a house-a-fire"and Spread like wildfire. )

@cameronjadewallace

3 жыл бұрын

I found a fireworks shop that was attached to a gas station in Wisconsin once, that was the most insane thing I could fathom. That said, fire or a spark near petrol/gas FUMES is dangerous... I've seen people use old sitting buckets of gasoline as a cigarette bucket? It's very disconcerting, to be sure. (I panicked and ran, and was laughed at for years.)

1:25 - Chapter 0 - Lifting the phone up for reception 7:45 - Chapter 1 - Rosa parks 13:45 - Mid roll ads 16:45 - Chapter 2 - Eskimos & snow 21:30 - Chapter 3 - Epic christmas tree 27:05 - Chapter 4 - Immortality

Business Blaze and Cyberpunk 2077, what's getting me through a very severe depressive episode right now

Sam must watch anime. 5:01 that's from black clover. That's not the first time he used anime scenes. Also sam was on fire this episode. So many memes

@savejeff15

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yes, second time getting noticed by the boy with the blaze. i guess I have to purge that t-shirt merge saying "certified legend"

@cameronjadewallace

3 жыл бұрын

All of the editors seem to be secret weebs, and I'm here for it

A Roman walked into a bar, held up two fingers and said... "Give me five goblets of wine."

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

BA DA BUM BUM TSSHSHHSHSHSBSHSHSBBSBSBSBSBSBSBSNFIRIFICIFIEMWLCO,!&,,&,£

@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810

3 жыл бұрын

It's kind of embarrassing how long I had to think about this.

@molly.dog8brooke792

3 жыл бұрын

@@fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 I had to google it...

@henrypacer2828

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 your boi with the blaze

@flowertrue

3 жыл бұрын

My personal favorite Roman Numeral joke.

I'm obviously a gamer, and most of the channels I'm subscribed to are gaming channels. But this channel has become my absolute favorite subscription. I like it for the same reason i like the gaming channels I'm subscribed to. You are obviously enjoying this stuff and you don't take yourself too seriously. What more could anyone want in entertainment?

Bombardier Canada: the carious fractioning and ridiculousness of the whole history. planes, trains, and snowmobiles. ATVs... etc etc.

Yeah, "Danny" writes the script. We know Danny is your other personality when you split... How else would you "two" constantly be on the same page? 🧐🤔

@RotatingPlatypus

3 жыл бұрын

He did say he's currently in a sub-basement type area, where he always claims Danny is 🤔

@stephjovi

3 жыл бұрын

Nah Danny has commented here he's on twitter he's real 😂. Poor guy Stockholm syndrom is so strong he's fixing google instead of using that spanner to hit Simon and run

@glennalbus363

3 жыл бұрын

Does that mean Simon lives in the basement?

@minilea144

3 жыл бұрын

@@glennalbus363 Simon probably wakes up at home with his family but when Danny gets bored, he takes over. They're persona's are so similar that people don't realize when they switch. Like Me Myself and Irene. But less drastic. Danny is the adventurous persona with the crazy job resume and Simon is just the give no fucks guy. No matter which split takes over, they're always on the same page.

@sophroniel

3 жыл бұрын

👁🔼

WHEN you reach 500000 subscribers to this channel, please do a real or fake about Danny's life

Came for the funny, stayed for the vintage memes and the undying curiousity of how Danny ended up in the basement after all his adventures

"Watch out where the Huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow" Uncle Frank Z.

@hkbabel

3 жыл бұрын

And for that matter, don't steal the margarine or pee on the bingo cards :-)

@cameronjadewallace

3 жыл бұрын

I'll say it for Simon. You, user, are an absolute legend

Hapless hikers walking in the honey-combed woodland while being distracted from what's going on around them by important phone conversations... Danny, are you *trying* to make me hungry?

Fake fact: Simon treats Danny like a king

@Lucy-dk5cz

3 жыл бұрын

Kim Jong-un oh Kim, you so funny

@mikebar42

3 жыл бұрын

Simon has a tail 🏃~

@oracleofdelphi4533

3 жыл бұрын

Fact: Simon's in the basement

@WKRP187

3 жыл бұрын

Kim Jong un... How do you have time to watch all these Simon Whistler's channels?? Aren't you busy having your own family assinated or swatting cookies out of little kids hands just as they're getting ready to take that first bite just for fun???? Multi tasker👍

@jordenpenitch1532

3 жыл бұрын

Just like every North Korean

Simon: "Idk. I'm not a dog." Me: "No, Simon. *I'M* Not-A-Dog."

Business Blaze is like California, a neverending forest fire, without the forest.

Simon you absolute legend, always uploading after I've rolled a spliff

@leviroch

3 жыл бұрын

cuddled up in bed, billy sitting on my bedside table with a nice amount snipped up and ready to choof. . . you're not wrong, perfect vid for it :D

@rainbowbutterflyfan

3 жыл бұрын

I’m so confused. Are y’all’s words British for marijuana?

@leviroch

3 жыл бұрын

@@rainbowbutterflyfan lol, aussie here, so fully understandable that although we may speak the same language, you won't understand like 90% of it :D translation: - i am currently in bed, wrapped up comfortably in blankets. - on top of my bedside chest of drawers (perfect distance to just reach over from my comfortable as fuck position) is my freshly cleaned bong (billy), with a snip bowl full of weed chopped up to my favourite 'grain' size. - i very much agree with you that this is an excellent video to watch and invest interest into when partaking in a THC based high.

@rainbowbutterflyfan

3 жыл бұрын

Levi Roch holy fuck dude thank you for making my day, I didn’t know it was Australian that makes this translation so much funnier xD

@rainbowbutterflyfan

3 жыл бұрын

Levi Roch also thank you for best KZread comment interaction I’ve ever had

"Fueled by cocaine": Another fake fact within a joke on a list of fake facts.

@danjones4432

3 жыл бұрын

Who said its fake

@the1truth517

3 жыл бұрын

@@danjones4432 lol because he was coherent the entire time...that and the fact that it's "business blaze" and not "business blow" lol

@rhov-anion

3 жыл бұрын

Allegedly.

@Go-go-super-guru

3 жыл бұрын

Joke? Have you seen that conk? He'd probably be a millionaire by now, if it wasn't for his "columbian expenses" 👃👃

@rhov-anion

3 жыл бұрын

@@Go-go-super-guru Poor Simon Whistler could be recording in a professional studio, not a half-basement, if only he cut down on all that sweet, sweet Colombian cocaine. 🇨🇴

I can't believe how much you interact with your viewers. Absolutely legendary.

2022: no war or genocide, you say? HOLD MY BEER

Simon's favorite game is How Many of These Does [He] Know. My favorite game is: Is he talking to us or to the sponsor during the ad-read

Love the Lazy Simon topics!😉 That makes him .... The Lazy Blazey Boy???😆

@nunyobidniz

3 жыл бұрын

#lazyblazey

@savejeff15

3 жыл бұрын

Urg

@molly.dog8brooke792

3 жыл бұрын

I love this

@flowertrue

3 жыл бұрын

I think that's a Frank Sinatra song

We're all subbed bc its the best one. TIFO viewers are like, "yea its fine if I find out tomorrow actually." But OGBB Legends are like, "I need my fix NOW!" Allegedly.

Getting together with your enemies on the trenches during Christmas eve would just make it the more awkward and painful when they have to go back to killing each other at the next day.

Danny must have AT&T.

I’d love to see him do the same exact topic on both channels and release them on the same day as an A/B comparison in styles.

Business Blaze Simon + Thoughty2= 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

"I know you guys come here as much for the ad reads as you do for the content" NGL, this is the only channel where the ad reads are entertaining enough that I don't fast forward through them

No no Simon. If you put your phone in a bag of rice Asians will come at night and fix it

Favorite quote this video- “Naw.” -Rosa Parks (allegedly)

I've subscribed to every channel he has and his content is almost always playing on my phone as background noise or otherwise. Doing dishes need entertainment perfect, going to bed need something to sleep to, ohh lookie here a playlist of the soothing rants of Simon. He's the British Morgan freeman lmao.

I laughed so hard just now at 14:38! Simon, yours is the only channel where I will watch the ads without 'skipping' or in this case, fast forwarding.

Yeah, I have seen channels on KZread with surprisingly credible seeming people who are as it turns out, actually completely bonkers somehow manage to keep it together for a video, I think it was called 'Today I Found Out' or 'Biographics' or something like that.

@sandybarnes887

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe it was one of these? 😜 Business Blaze Mega Projects Side Projects Top Tenz Today I Found Out Biographics Geographics Highlight History Xplrd Visual Politik EN The Simon Whistler Show I may have missed one. Visual Politk EN is now hosted by someone else. The Simon Whistler Show hasn't had new content for a while.

Given you can't pronounce "Rotherham" we don't really expect you to be able to pronounce the names of Eskimo communities.

I love how you have no shame in ripping on absolutely anyone! Beautiful 🤩

That rimshot "TSSSSSSSSSS" hit different for Danny while he's locked to that radiator

How about a video on the origins of Sam's spiciest memes.

@AvoidTheCadaver

3 жыл бұрын

1. Pornhub 2. Pornhub 3. He man

Best part of this video is "I pay like a $100 dollars for an email campain. I'm canceling that after this." Best ad read ever. LMAO.

Megaprojects: "Please subscribe, learn about big things." Side Projects: "Please subscribe, learn about slightly smaller things." Business Blaze: "YOU FUCKING LEGENDS. STRAP IN AND GRAB YOUR COCAINE!"

I love how the salt bae meme is nearly 2 years old but Simon has only just discovered it and is now obsessed with it

If Simon is in the basement, does that mean that Danny has Simon locked away? Good job Danny.

The thing about rice method is that while it dries out the phone, if there are things that are already damaged by the liquid, it's not gonna magically fix that broken part. Edit: I don't know the efficacy of the rice-dry method, but the rest should be correct

Simon admitting to being lazy about coming up with original material for a video, so he just makes another volume of a former video that was successful and well received…love it. Sometimes it’s hard to imagine the content creators as real people who have real lives and emotions and are not just characters on a screen. Simon is good at reminding us that he’s just a person.;A person with a metric s**t ton of channels and content spanning nearly a decade and numerous topics. I wonder how he manages to sleep or do whatever humans do every day while also making a dozen different videos for a dozen different channels, having a wife and kids and employees etc! He doesn’t seem like someone who partakes in illicit substances like…stimulants, yet he’s able to get a lot of content out to the people. Simon, you’re a real OG.

"Covids bad and all that, and the economy's entering the toilet....at least there's not a war" Well tyvfm for that Simon!!!

All those months ago when I smashed that subscribe button, I did so with so much passion that I'm fairly certain I should have been wearing a condom. This horrible itch agrees.

@martinimpossible

3 жыл бұрын

Im actually laughing out loud now

The dog having a pee on your window make me laugh so hard!😂😂😂

Just after you said the dog was take a pee on your window, KZread cut to an Eternity cologne ad. I thought Sam was being the genius he is. Lmao over it.

The "spread it" with the plague mask was... incredible.

I don’t miss adverts. Goes ahead and put 2 sponsor integrations. Thanks Simon.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

your welcome

It is natural for dogs to check their pee mail, and make their own comment afterwards

@hkbabel

3 жыл бұрын

:-)

You are not wrong about the ad reads, Simon. I generally fast forward through ads people read on their channels, I did it once with yours then realized... "Wait, this is Business Blaze. This ad is going to be more epic than RAAAAAID: SHADOW LEGEEEEENDS" so I backed it up again to the beginning of the ad.

While I would happily go without ads for the rest of my life, I will, every Christmas without fail, repost the Sainsbury's 2014 Christmas ad on my social media. It is beautiful.

Can we just get a clip of Simon "I mean I believe in the KKK"

If you add “Coke addict reacts Part:...” to the beginning of every title on business blaze, you could give Sam and Nico from Corridor a run for their money on their VFX and Stuntmen reacts series’. They are on over Part 25 for both

This is a whole series at this point. Just roll with it!

"There's a beefy looking dog" 😂🤣

Now I'm seriously curious to know how many of the viewers are subscribed.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

70%

@3d_alliance

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 but how many subscribers aren't viewers

@golddragonette7795

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 thats pretty damn impressive!

There is actually a taco bell between my house and nearest tower.... I work there and am on lunch atm 🤣

Certified repair tech here. Rice is a desiccant and will dry out a wet device before corrosion causes arcing of components. It will not repair burned out components but it can prevent further damage or rescue a device before damage occurs. Water doesn't magically damage devices on contact. It needs time to corrode components or electricity to cause arcing.