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@marcbeebee6969

3 жыл бұрын

The followers of the blaze are Happy

@brycelewis145

3 жыл бұрын

All hail the blaze!

@marcbeebee6969

3 жыл бұрын

The fire Department will service your extiguisher If necessary or Just Out a New Sticker If still ok

@peanutbutterandjammy

3 жыл бұрын

How dare you abuse peter!!! I shall be calling the authorities!

@trevormoruzi8493

3 жыл бұрын

On it

"The worst product recalls ever" "The worst products to ever be recalled" Danny has my vote

@James-co2nb

3 жыл бұрын

I concur. Allegedly.

@fish3977

3 жыл бұрын

it also sounds like more interesting video. I hope we get to see it too

@akaiappears

3 жыл бұрын

Also, if someone expected the latter by clicking on a video with the former title, his expectations would be subverted, which aligns with the motto of Business Blaze

@nalulenert9001

3 жыл бұрын

Mine as well

@stevenlang5837

3 жыл бұрын

@@fish3977 the video where Danny fucked up was posted a month ago. Solid stuff 👌👌

4 minutes into it and Simon is already throwing plants and threatening Danny. It's quality content like this that makes Business Blaze the best Simon Whistler channel.

@Prawnsacrifice

3 жыл бұрын

I came from top tens I ain't going back bro 😁👍

@ewestner

3 жыл бұрын

Totally. Poor Peter, though. Hope he's okay.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

you know it

@x31omega

3 жыл бұрын

Love this channel.

@jwenting

3 жыл бұрын

you mean 20 seconds in, as the first 3 minutes 40 seconds were advertising...

To not waste Danny’s hard work I’d also like to state i would be interested in hearing the worst handled recalls.

@Whynothiswork

Жыл бұрын

Yes send it

I worked at a Firestone during the infamous recall of the wilderness a/t tire. Ford paid 330 million dollars to Firestone to take responsibility for the rollover crashes. The same tire, 225/75/15 wilderness a/t, was released as original equipment on Mazda pickups, Nissan Exterra, Frontier, and Pathfinder models, Toyota Tacoma, Tundra, and 4 Runner models the same year. Ford Explorer was the only vehicle that experienced problems and was ultimately caused by the use of a scaled down twin I-beam suspension that had been so successfull on the full size F-150. This made the steering geometry of the smaller, lighter, explorer's handling characteristics unstable, and bumpy. To remedy this, instead of replacing the front suspension, or buying back the dangerous vehicles, they posted the tire pressure for the front tires at 28 psi. Normally, a tire pressure of 35, to 44 psi is required to minimize sidewall flex during high speed operation. The tire pressure posted by Ford directly conflicted the minimum inflation pressure, and load specification, resulting in the tires being underinflated, and overheating causing sudden, and catastrophic failure of the tire. This was compounded with a high center of gravity, and steering geometry that held the now exposed aluminum rim outer bead at such an angle that it would gouge into asphault, rather than skid on it like a steel rim would. This combination was dangerous and well understood by executives at Ford yet they still sold the deathtraps anyway. simply raising the tire pressure to 32 psi would have been sufficient to eliminate 90 percent of the fatal rollover crashes. In order to avoid Manslaughter charges, Ford blamed Firestone for the crashes. That is why I will never own a ford, ever.

@lunaticgaming7967

Жыл бұрын

Long winded and worth it bro. Thanks for this info.

@bayonetababe9697

Жыл бұрын

I really appreciate you explaining all of that. It sounded like it was more Fords fault from what Danny wrote. This helped clarify it. I admit the second car I owned was a Ford Escort. I was only 18 and my dad gave it to me. I haven’t owned one since then though. It unfortunately sounds like a lot of car companies are pretty dodgy. I own a Honda now.

@traviscapehart7590

Жыл бұрын

@@bayonetababe9697 actually honda went all out and earned the reputation they have. High quality products and excellent customer support honda started off in markets abroad and built motorcycles and compacts that were a runaway success. They faced several problems in the american market. The willingness to make a product that lasts they had to go back to the drawing board to make engines that can handle the high speed and miles and miles of american highway. I bought a second hand accord, 95. I put a clutch in it and absolutely had to let it go at 746000 miles because the time i spent up north let the salt eat the body up. Every honda i have owned has been a gem. Good choice there. This from an ase master certified advanced engine performance specialist, with 37 years in the field

@user-lv7ph7hs7l

Жыл бұрын

​​​@@traviscapehart7590 Hmm I always thought my first car will be a 20 year old Corola (I don't really need a car). But maybe a Honda is worth considering. Then again I think I'll never get a car and buy a boat instead. Luckily you can get around with bicycle + train in Europe so a car is more a luxury than a necessity. I get that if you live somewhere in Georgia 50 miles from the nearest large mall then yeah, no car no life. My dad and uncle were hardcore into Honda performance bikes in the 80s. My uncle used to brag he could do 296 kph without removing the rearview mirror. Maniacs. 0-100 in 1.8s. I never rode along they scared me to death with the about half dozen friends that either died, lost limbs or suffered brain damage on their bikes. Big story about a guy burning to death pinned under his bike followed by, "wanna go for a ride". Nope, I will walk home.

@traviscapehart7590

Жыл бұрын

@@user-lv7ph7hs7l i do not have any experience with european transport infrastructure. I am not sure if i would get a car either if i could take two steps from my front door and catch a bus to the train that always leaves on time. As far as a motorcycle, im afraid i would have to be classified with your uncle, and your father. I started off on an italian scooter, an old vespa at thirteen years old and quickly became addicted to the feeling of wind in my hair and bugs in my teeth lol! As i got older my addiction grew and i got bigger and faster bikes. Many of my friends have either massive scars by road rash, or been lost altogether by losing control at highway speed wich in most states is around 140 kph. That kinda velocity makes for an ugly situation if you are on a motorcycle and some idiot on a cell phone decides he wants your lane. From what i gather traveling on interstate highways in the us is like the autobahn but not so smooth. Long straights, easy mild turns, no traffic lights, relatively low traffic are the norm and it invites casual riders to an afternoon of cycle therapy and alot of bikers ride in groups to common destinations like nightclubs or barhopping on warm summer nights. There is a sense of freedom that comes with having a vehicle it matters not if it has two wheels or four. Americans are hooked on the idea that we get to depart at our leisure to whatever destination we choose, sometimes not even having anywhere in mind just taking a ride to get out of the house. I hope you get to experience that kind of thing at some point because there really is no feeling like it.

Two things. One on July 25th I had a heart attack with 100% blockage with business blaze playing on the background on my phone while riding in with my fiancee in her jeep. I died for 14 minutes while drs tried to revive me with cpr. I fell into a coma and woke up 4 days later. Despite the drs warning my fiancee that I will either die, not wake up, or wake up with brain dmg, I woke up with no discernable brain dmg. So yes, someone has died while listening to business blaze. Also they're writers Simon, they don't think like normies. Cut them some slack. Life long and then some fan.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

Woah, dude, that is intense. I'm glad that you are alright!

@OtakuUnitedStudio

3 жыл бұрын

You have officially blazed harder than anyone else watching this channel.

@KyleCotton1

3 жыл бұрын

@@OtakuUnitedStudio definitely gonna be hard to top that epic blaze! 😂🤣

@hobojesus9817

3 жыл бұрын

Obviously you already had brain damage, like the rest of us who are fans of Business Blaze.... Glad you're okay though, and didn't get any worse damages.

@Filiolus

3 жыл бұрын

My man, blazing a bit too hard! ...(Allegedly) Glad youre okay!

Not many men can pull off a decorative vegetable

@DannySalter

3 жыл бұрын

I can only think of Peter Davison.

@Hermenie

3 жыл бұрын

@Daniel Adamson that is indeed what I was referencing

@HelyxM

3 жыл бұрын

@@DannySalter I highly recommend you watch this whole special if you can, but this is the part being referenced here, just to let you see the great scene yourself! kzread.info/dash/bejne/dYqVpaVriZibZpM.html

@DannySalter

3 жыл бұрын

@@HelyxM Yep, I can remember it now :)

@thisisabcoates

3 жыл бұрын

I wanna like but it's on 69

Since you asked, it is the distinction between "Worst Product Recalls Ever" and "Worst Recalled Products Ever". The fist one is clearly about the recalls, the second about the products.

Just when you couldn’t love Simon anymore, he speaks lovingly to Peter .

@nataliealoi510

2 жыл бұрын

After yeeting him from his pot.

Simon: *possibly admits to a crime* Also Simon a bit later: "Stop writing your crimes!!!"

@LennoxMatt1

3 жыл бұрын

Ah but he didn't write it down

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

@@LennoxMatt1 EXACTLY

@lordbalthosadinferni4384

3 жыл бұрын

Allegedly

@14gears55

3 жыл бұрын

Better hope Danny doesn’t write it down for him. Then again, it will never leave the basement so Simon will be safe

😂 Imagining the shop staff hearing "Silence Infadels!!" coming through the walls

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

oh god.

@speldrong5010

3 жыл бұрын

^Infidels... But, I knew what you meant so who cares? Still effective communication. Just wanted to mention it because we read in letter groups, so I misread that for a split second as "Silence, falafels!" and found it quite amusing. :)

Simon: 'Other UK people, did I just miss out...' British People: 'Gonna stop you there Simon. Yes. You seemed to have missed about 90% of everything. You could be the most oblivious person we have ever met, and we let Danny Dyer on TV. More than once.'

"She won an award based on the value and earnings of her husband." Translation - rich people's lives are worth more than poor people.

@wingerding

Ай бұрын

She got too much but it's no different than any civil case that ever has happened, you get awarded money based on damages. If you now don't make millions of dollars because of a companies negligence than you deserve millions of dollars, if your husband was killed and only made 20000 than you deserve less damages. That's how it's worked since day one of the justice system.

I'm with Danny here. You asked for the worst recalls by companies, not for the worst products that were recalled. Edit: Just want to clarify, Simon asked for a poll on this.

@14gears55

3 жыл бұрын

It’s all in the wording and punctuation. I would have assumed he wanted a video about companies cocking up their recalls

@Digitalhunny

3 жыл бұрын

I _want_ that script read on this channel! Sam could meme it all up, it'll be really good once Simon adds his funny. It'll _probably_ be the best video _ever_ on this entire channel! 🤗💋

@davidball8370

3 жыл бұрын

You're with Danny? For God's sake untie the poor man and let him go!

@nunyobidniz

3 жыл бұрын

@@Digitalhunny allegedly

@Digitalhunny

3 жыл бұрын

@@nunyobidniz - Are you ready? I'm smacking your face.... 💋💋💋💋

I always find it most hilarious when Simon and Danny are arguing about American stuff they've never heard of.

@brandonhinrichs387

3 жыл бұрын

I refuse to believe danny exists

@georgiafan775

3 жыл бұрын

@@brandonhinrichs387 the man has like 1.2 million youtube channels and allegedly has a wife and kids. You wouldn't think he'd have the energy to keep the charade up. That's commitment

@jeffrichards1537

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah we aren't all sue happy people who would expect millions of dollars for our dogs

The saddest part about the end of any new business blaze episode is that I have to wait a week in my Vessi shoes, eating Magic spoon cereal, and backing up my files on Backblaze for a new video.

@TheEmbessyNetwork

3 жыл бұрын

As long as you're doing it in a "Smash The Dislike Button" shirt. That would be legendary!!

@ChristmasLore

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget about Manscaped 😜

“Kid, the most common fire extinguisher in North America...” Simon, in Europe, “Mine has some German name!”

I feel like Simon's got a new dealer, with better cocaine. He's even more unhinged and cokey.

@cadelaide

3 жыл бұрын

Totally off chops

@jazzerzzz22

3 жыл бұрын

You'd think we would at least get a sample of you buy the expensive stickers.

@brett4264

3 жыл бұрын

It seems like he's using this channel as an outlet for all the rage he has built up from the other channels he does. I suppose this is therapeutic for him.

@bradrizzo3950

3 жыл бұрын

I think he just started after taking himself into it after all these vids

@Fight4Faulkner

3 жыл бұрын

@@jazzerzzz22 🤣

You should make shirts with "Alleged Legend" stamped on them.

@LiquidShadows

3 жыл бұрын

Oooo, I like that idea. I bought the black and orange "Smash That Dislike Button" t-shirt, but I wouldn't mind having another that said that.

@lukemacdonald1161

3 жыл бұрын

Should be Absolute Legend. Then allegedly smaller in brackets below

@scottschacatano6202

3 жыл бұрын

@@lukemacdonald1161 I would actually trade my first unborn for one :D "allegedly"

@patrickwalker5994

3 жыл бұрын

Idk if he'd run into issues, as there's already a song with that title.

@Trigg3rHippie

3 жыл бұрын

Ok, seriously, I'll buy that.

Simon: Stomps out small fire. Vessis: Burst into flames.

one of the most enjoyable parts of Simon's videos is that he & Danny have such a positive creative symbiosis that the editor keeps the Sh*t-talking in as bloopers/bumpers because the discourse is still intelligent and punch-up enough to add and not detract

Business Blaze: Where Simon goes to decompress after doing 14 hours of mostly serious and educational videos. Now he gets to make more educational videos but ones where he can cut loose.

The Band-Aid on the back of Simon's head is a battle wound from him and Danny fighting over the script...... allegedly

@sandybarnes887

3 жыл бұрын

Dollar shave club razor fail from dullness? Cheap bastard. Allegedly

@douglinn5824

3 жыл бұрын

Simon is the new Marsellus Wallace (just like character from Pulp Fiction when he had a Band-Aid)

@vw2112

3 жыл бұрын

@@douglinn5824 wonder what is in simons briefcase then

@THEmilkyboi

3 жыл бұрын

@@vw2112 Cocaine

@ohthehorror31

2 жыл бұрын

@@THEmilkyboi hahahaha 😂😂😂😂

I grew up in the US calling them sneakers. A trainer is someone that you pay hundreds of dollars to yell at you to workout.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

My shoes yell at me, so I think I'm okay.

Dammit you’ve made this channel way to good man it’s difficult to watch your other channels now I just end up wanting more of this

Bump the camera up huh.. maybe do a couple bumps, am I right?? Allegedly.. Edit: I checked the 2 fire extinguishers I have at home and they're both Kidde brand within that time span. So I'm going to return those. Simon may have saved lives with this video! The more you know I guess. Simon's legend status confirmed! I probably would have never heard about it if I hadn't seen this video. UPDATE: I have received my replacement fire extinguisher from Kidde! It's even a slightly upgraded version, the one I had was disposable and the new one is rechargeable. I was surprised it arrived so quickly, it was a week or less from the time I entered my info on their website.

@wendya989

3 жыл бұрын

Like

@Eleanorscatmom

Жыл бұрын

He really has!!! It made me search through my apartment till I realized we don't have one. Guess who's going to pester the landlord lol. I unfortunately lost my house senior year from a fire. We had one smoke alarm on move in and after mentioning that, he came back for an extra for the bedroom to "let me sleep better without worrying." I've never had such a nice landlord.

@sykassler8491

Жыл бұрын

This is super useful information and I didn't even think to see if it's relevant to me... all I could focus on was his discussion of having a fire extinguisher in his office, and then his school's history of setting off fire extinguishers, and wondering how and why he was on this tangent (my favorite thing about Simon!) , and whether this might be an opportunity to set off this fire extinguisher during the shooting!

It's insane how all of us Whistler watchers have slowly been converted into blazers. I definitely thought, wtf is this, when I first started this channel. Now I look forward to these the most.

@Stettafire

3 жыл бұрын

I was always meh about his other channels. Found I like this one

@TheNicolemulamba

3 жыл бұрын

My first reaction was “he’s a dick.” Then I couldn’t stop watching and here we are 🤷🏾‍♀️

@skyden24195

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, when this channel started, I wasn't really interested in a "business" channel, but the bizarre titles of the episodes got my interest.... still watching. Another great thing about this channel are the comments. The Business Blaze audience often cracks me up nearly as much as the video does.

@skyden24195

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheNicolemulamba anyone/channel that has no problem advising watchers to "Smash that Dislike Button" is alright with me. :-)

@Flarexxxx

3 жыл бұрын

Legit dude ive almost lost interest in his other channels XD

U r fu*king hilarious! U r the kind of guy everyone would like to have a drink with. I love ur videos, very entertaining, regardless of the subject. Best host on youtube!!

I love how surprised you were when that plant just detached from pot and was yeeted across the room. When you expected the plant to be somehow fixed to the pot but reality shows you that you can absolutely yeet Peter at someone while keepeng the pot in your hand. 10/10

Sorry Simon, I am with Danny on this one. Also have you ever heard of the Russian man who edited a credit card contract, got approved, got sued by the bank, and then won because the bank "didnt read the fine print"?

@LSSYLondon

3 жыл бұрын

That was epic!

@iowafarmboy

3 жыл бұрын

Ohhh, that would be a good one!

@justusegner1405

3 жыл бұрын

Yes please

@bradrizzo3950

3 жыл бұрын

Wait... I did. From Simon

@RedGunBullets

3 жыл бұрын

I actually remember that, it was in the news Never sadly heard a follow up

One day, Simon will read a 30min intro and then end the video right there and we won't even notice

The term "tennis shoes" confused the hell out of my cousin when she went on a ski trip with her senior year in high school, despite the fact that we live in a country that uses the term interchangeably with "sneakers". She was filling out the form and came to her mom crying that she didn't know what her tennis shoe size was for the rental gear because "but, I don't play tennis!"

@marvindebot3264

Жыл бұрын

Well, you would love Australia, they're called sandshoes here.

The fire extinguisher is fine as long as the needle is in the green section of the dial .

5 minutes later: Simon tries to stomp out a blaze caused by his expired fire extinguisher and his waterproof tennis trainers catch fire. The shopkeeper next door doesn’t come to his assistance because they are so used to his constant shouting. Their dog smells smoke but is too dumb to do anything about it.

@Flibbybibby

3 жыл бұрын

Allegedly.

@kyle18934

Жыл бұрын

badaboomboom psshhhh

@jedi_minion_bartender1434

Жыл бұрын

And all of this is brought to by Raid, Shadow Legend

@phantomechelon3628

Жыл бұрын

@@Flibbybibby "Allegedly" t-shirt available from PurchtheMerch...

@phantomechelon3628

Жыл бұрын

Thats a whole lot of karma. 😆

Simon: "Americans, you're not all crazy. Allegedly." Me: "Actually, we Americans are all crazy. Allegedly."

@feline256

3 жыл бұрын

Even if you don't start out crazy, the crazies will soon drive you crazy! 🇺🇸

@ianthetech1455

3 жыл бұрын

I'm one of those crazies 😝

@14gears55

3 жыл бұрын

No allegedly about it, it’s just the cold hard truth

@ewestner

3 жыл бұрын

@@14gears55 yeah, but I don't want to get sued....

@ewestner

3 жыл бұрын

@@ianthetech1455 me too.

Okay, now I'm wondering, how does a product recall go wrong?!

@ChristmasLore

2 жыл бұрын

Think Samsung...

@facepalmization2841

Жыл бұрын

Capitalism encourages greed

"Can you imagine someone comes home and their dead friend is in front of the computer just passed out, you know... well, not passed out. They're dead. And it's just, you know, the auto-play on KZread and they've just watched all the Business Blaze, and I'm just thinking "Mmm, at least I'm getting that watch-time"..." Good to know that Simon is thinking about his viewers...

"...if you have employees, which I don't" well, we know what Danny and Sam's REAL status is now, huh?

@endearingteacup

3 жыл бұрын

I thought "slave" is a valid term for an employee. 😂

@aaronfine734

2 жыл бұрын

Well your not wrong

"Worst product recalls" vs "worst products to be recalled" I'm team Danny.

@frodopgriffyndor2269

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed, much more entertaining AND somehow i feel we should know these things.

@bookcat123

3 жыл бұрын

Both grammatically correct and a more interesting/unique concept!

"The walls are thick but I shout loud." Where is this shirt? I'll wait.

@revenevan11

3 жыл бұрын

I want one too!

Fire Fighter's daughter here. You can donate the extinguisher to a charity if you get it serviced or exchanged (for free if you find the right place) like you mentioned. If you don't know where to get yours serviced a great way to find a local place is to ask a local retail store who does theirs. Retail stores have to have them serviced very often and normally have a few different kinds on the floor. Most have no problem telling you if they know and if you mention its to donate it somewhere, out of experience I bet management would look it up for you. It's normally on the actual extinguisher. Also No you can't use a just any one of them on electric fires or you shouldn't unless that happens to be a CO2 fire extinguisher.

Simon should be sponsored by ManScaped, so his legendary bald head did not get scratch by some poor quality razor.

@morningskydetailing3749

3 жыл бұрын

this needs more upvotes

@morrigan191

3 жыл бұрын

He is sponsored by a razor brand.

@CanadianSnowflake

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, unless he's signed some sort of non compete agreement, he probably ly could play the razer field.

@RockinDave1

3 жыл бұрын

I think it was actually a mole removal. I noticed something on the back of his head in videos that appeared to be either a large mole or birth mark. Given it was there consistently I assumed birth mark. This makes me think it was a mole

@BlackHearthguard

3 жыл бұрын

@@morrigan191 yeah, he's sponsored by Dollar Shave Club

To me, it's all in the wording. "Worst Product Recalls Ever" sounds like messed up recalls of products. "Worst Recalled Products Ever" sounds like messed up products that needed to be recalled.

@baryonyx2574

3 жыл бұрын

At least someone's with me on this.

@DannySalter

3 жыл бұрын

I'm looking forward to working on 'Worst Product Recalls of Deadly Products That Were Recalled Most Worstly'.

@rodh1404

3 жыл бұрын

I would have said "Worst products recalled ever", but the basic problem is that term "product recalls", which does make it seem like that's supposed to be the subject.

@nunyobidniz

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds like pedantry to me. Sure, you're _literally_ correct, but intuitively, *who the hell asks for fucked up recalls?*

@victoriahunter4684

3 жыл бұрын

Team Danny here

“Ican’t remember what agency, 3letter agency no doubt, or maybe it’s like the army or some shit, is in the pentagon...” The answer is all of them.

@ashleyanderson8776

3 жыл бұрын

Simon: 'Danny goes into comment thread to say "I can't believe you didn't know that"' Also Simon: 'Like aren't you the Government or something, Pentagon?' Me: you know, that's a good megaprojects video right there

In Brazil, "tênis" (pronounced just like tennis) means both the sport and just "shoe" (more specifically, trainers shoes)

How lonely are you during quarantine? Not lonely enough to name my plants.

"They aren't water resistant, they're water PROOF. Water isn't getting thru this material!" My 500 psi water jet begs to differ. NOTHING is water proof... sometimes you just have to try a little harder.

@thedinochromecommand

3 жыл бұрын

This is the most underrated comment here you Fucking Legend!

@SigEpBlue

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I'm not convinced Vessi knows what it's talking about, saying they're waterproof NOT water-resistant. If they were the former, you could walk through puddles up to your knees, and not get your feet wet.

@marcbeebee6969

3 жыл бұрын

Thats what she said

@Gaehhn

3 жыл бұрын

Your view on "waterproof" is a bit like mine on "inflammable".

@MrGrimsmith

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gaehhn I somehow always read "inflammable" as "Challenge accepted!" So far thermite is winning...

awesome this is why I subscribed because I knew that plant moment was coming, reminds me of something out of the office I think. PS I want both videos there that's 2 you could do I then take a week off.

You do you Simon. Don't ever change!

Gotta agree with Danny this time. "Worst product recalls" implies, to me, the worst recalls while if you had said "worst products to be recalled" Danny probably would have written about just that, the worst products to be recalled instead of terrible recalls

@frogger2011ify

3 жыл бұрын

Lol yup 😄 that's English for ya

@DGP-4453

3 жыл бұрын

Nice try Danny

I haven't been on here for a a couple of weeks because I've been dealing with some family emergencies. And I'm only 5 minutes in and I have to say I have missed Simon sooooo much! I love this man he can make me laugh no matter what the situation is. I love all the channels that he does, and I especially love business Blaze because he's relaxed and we get to see the weirdo fun Simon that he probably is usually. Thank you Simon, thank you Business Blaze and just keep going you guys are awesome! Sending love from the very tip of the most Easterlly point of North America, Newfoundland and Labrador Canada! You should come here sometime. You have a grand laugh. Love you guys!

@sarahrosen4985

3 жыл бұрын

Deanne Cantwell hope things are better with the family. Simon really does give us something to buoy (boi? with the blaze) us up through the week.

@deannecantwell6570

3 жыл бұрын

@@sarahrosen4985 Thank you for your kind words. 😊 Yes, he certainly does have a spark that pulls you in and doesn't let go. ✌

@sandybarnes887

3 жыл бұрын

Hi fellow Newfie. Nice to hear u r doing better, eh. Gander here. Sending a list in case u missed some Simon Business Blaze Mega Projects Side Projects Top Tenz Today I Found Out Biographics Geographics Highlight History Visual Politik EN The Brainfood Show The Simon Whistler Show I may have missed one. Now take off ya hoser. 😆 coo roo coo coo coo coo coo coo.

@deannecantwell6570

3 жыл бұрын

@@sandybarnes887 Well, well well. Lookie here b'ys another Newfie. How's she cuttin'? I'm not from, but living in St. John's currently. I'm from Avondale originally (CBC) if you know Holyrood, we're part of the way there! Believe me.. I am subscribed to ALL of Simons channels!! But thanks anyways. Gander is about 4hrs from here, excluding cops and moose lol. So nice to meet someone from the same province! Take care now, and be safe.

@sandybarnes887

3 жыл бұрын

@@deannecantwell6570 CBC? you mean CBS? Conception Bay South. Yes I know the power plant at Holyrood. Went past it many a time on the way to Port De Grave to visit nanny and poppy. Take care.

One note on that fire extuingisher, if it's a foam based one, please be careful when dealing with fires in or around aplliances that use high voltage. It can actually electrocute you. Dry powder extuingishers are safe in those situations.

Has anyone else noticed how more laid back simon is on this channel vs the others ?

@ChristmasLore

2 жыл бұрын

Noooo, you think? 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

Me: (starts to type a response to the fire extinguisher question then remembers it was Simon asking and he probably doesn't actually care) (Allegedly)

@M.V.P.

3 жыл бұрын

but yeah, i'm curious xD it still looked quite good imho and it would surely still work as long as it keeps the preassure, or?🤔

@noth606

3 жыл бұрын

@@M.V.P. depends, although I have come across some 10yr over date ones that worked fine, and one not expired that got clogged immediately almost, it coughed out a little foam and then nothing. Almost identical except for the expiry too, same or very similar brand/design. Yes I was immature as a teenager lol.

@allisone7472

3 жыл бұрын

@@noth606 @Moritz Posselt Ok. So for the specific case of Simon's extinguishers, there is little to no risk of it exploding by just sitting there. But there is a real chance that if he tries to use it, it will either not work at all or fail and could cause injury. They are pressurized tanks. And as would be the case with any pressurized tank, the older they get the greater the chance for leaks or failure. I don't know about the UK but in North America, they are required to be tested at set intervals for exactly that possibility. The tanks are pushed to their limit to see if they hold.

@jaymzx0

3 жыл бұрын

@@noth606 If you have a powder-style fire extinguisher (most of them) in your kitchen or wherever, be sure to shake it up and turn it upside down on occasion otherwise the powder will cake up at the bottom of the extinguisher and turn into a rock. Also, once you use one, even a little bit, you need to get it serviced/replaced since the valve will probably leak and it will lose pressure.

I love how much mileage Sam got out of that Mickey Mouse meme 🤣 Also on my deathbed I will put Business Blaze on repeat, just to honor my love of the blaze 🔥🔥🔥

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

legend

@jaymzx0

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta make sure the Blaze gets that sweet, sweet watch time even after you die!

@triplecastsleep1924

3 жыл бұрын

I will be cremated to the business blaze playlist, just to double down on the blaze.

Just a tip, keep the extinguisher upright, ideally have it serviced, make sure to clean the nozzle, make sure the extinguisher is the right type (for an office its probs your standard one for paper, wood etc) and because it's in an office just make sure it's near an exit and with fire blankets it's best to replace them roughly every 5-7 years

@marvindebot3264

Жыл бұрын

Actually, with a dry powder extinguisher (which that was_), you want to turn it upside down and give it a good shake every few months to prevent the powder from settling.

OMG.... Rewatching OGBB videos and just realized, when Simon screams "ISN'T THAT RIGHT, PETER?!?" he's merely talking to his plant.

@ChristmasLore

2 жыл бұрын

At one point, he also had a portable heater co-host...😜

"The death of many people is very hard to make funny!" - Simon Whistler

@thisisabcoates

3 жыл бұрын

Allegedly

@danielkron2513

3 жыл бұрын

America's gun policy

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

But I try

Simons loves the blaZe soo much, even his plants flies.

@nunyobidniz

3 жыл бұрын

*_PETER, NOOOO!_*

@saintmbmjr6544

3 жыл бұрын

Simon loves the blaze so much he doesn't even check his fire extinguishers

@skyden24195

3 жыл бұрын

The plant throw was epic!

@raphnz3802

3 жыл бұрын

The real outside. You still think he's human, his battery does not last that long and replacements will get you on a list.

Overall, the company Second Chance has undoubtedly saved many many more lives than it cost; their production has hundreds of documented examples where the vests worked flawlessly and saved the wearer from major trauma or even death.

I don't think he expected that plant to fly out of the pot 🤣

Okay, so that happened- Simon is talking about Sara Lee bread recalls, and not five minutes ago, I finished a sandwich.... On Sara Lee bread. 💀

@ghostface5559

3 жыл бұрын

sunbeam babyyyyyy

@TheDroneZoneIRL

3 жыл бұрын

Did you died?

@MySkybreaker

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghostface5559 y'all are sleeping on potato bread. You should try Martin's potato bread. Shit is so good and it's healthier than white.

4:12 Every time I think Simon has reached his full potential for chaotic neutral energy, he surprises me even further

"...Me, shouting at cameras." -Simon, explaining what he does for a living

If we take Simon's side, will Danny be allowed out of his cage in the basement for a little stretch break and a bowl of gruel?

Why have a named plant when you could have a named space heater.

@A_Casual_NPC

3 жыл бұрын

I wasn't surprised about the named plant, because of the space heater

@iowafarmboy

3 жыл бұрын

All hail, the all knowing ETA.

@christopherneelyakagoattmo6078

3 жыл бұрын

He names his plants Peter, James, and John; his Space Heater Charles. I bet his dog is named Mutt or Harry.

@sebastianklaus1483

3 жыл бұрын

@@christopherneelyakagoattmo6078 the space heater’s name is ETA

@EMdemo

3 жыл бұрын

ETA! ETA! ETA!

Dead dogs, A guy shooting himself in the chest to sell bulletproof vests that expire quickly, and rich people getting off light. A Simon whistler original. *puts thumbs up quietly*

7:20 - Chapter 1 - Extinguisher 13:25 - Chapter 2 - Hot dogs 19:00 - Chapter 3 - Bulletproof vest 26:00 - Chapter 4 - Dog food 31:30 - Chapter 5 - Vioxxx

“The Army or some shit is in the Pentagon”. “...the Civil War, oh that’s old in America” Ah, Simon knocking down America’s self-believed importance feels good like the cool side of the pillow.

I would have written a script about the worst recalls themselves given that instruction. "The Worst Products that were recalled" is very different from "the worst product recalls". Simon may need to brush up his communication skills. ;)

@Texassince1836

3 жыл бұрын

And he can improve those skills with todays sponsor, skill share. Skill share is an online learning platform...😂

@DannySalter

3 жыл бұрын

We need to have a poll!

@barrettbrown8817

3 жыл бұрын

@@DannySalter go back to the basement danny 😂

@4077Disc

3 жыл бұрын

@@DannySalter lol. not again... the last one was.... inconclusive... ;)

@christopherneelyakagoattmo6078

3 жыл бұрын

English is a tricky language. Especially, when it's two Englishmen attempting the communication.

Most fire departments around the world will check your extinguisher for free. You just have to contact your local firehouse, give them a call (NOT using the emergency number! I assume you could figure that out, but in case any one else reading this decides to get pedantically semantic), and I'm sure you can schedule a time for one of the firemen to do an in-house check. Sorry, pedants, in-OFFICE check. I mean, given you've got Danny chained up in the basement, that MAY be classified as an "indentured employee" and in that case you may need to ensure your fire safety measures are up to snuff.

@TheBlueB0mber

3 жыл бұрын

Just remember your lack of caring whilst you’re on fire and someone grabs a dead extinguisher to put you out.

@loganstrong5426

3 жыл бұрын

I will say, moving Danny to a temporary home or kennel while the fireman is there is probably a smart idea. Last time I had my fire extinguishers checked with someone chained in my basement, they tried letting them go and it kind of became a whole thing.

@wingerding

Ай бұрын

Lol how ironic, your long winded rail against pedants has made you come across as very pedantic.

@EveryFairyDies

Ай бұрын

@@wingerding I think you've rather missed the point there.

@wingerding

Ай бұрын

@@EveryFairyDies how would you know if I missed your point? I didn't speak to your point, I spoke about the irony of you being pedantic while speaking out against the same thing. I mean you weren't exactly being cryptic and your writing was fine, I would hope that a ten year old would understand your point, your point is written clearly word for word with no figures of speech or slang to confuse anyone.

Is that a bandaid on Simon’s head (just behind and above his left ear)? LOL! 🤕 Update, it is. The bandaid shows up clearly later in the video.

When i first seen this channel i thought it was business topics while stoned, i still stayed :)

"the walls are thick, but I should loud" that's what she said.

I would love a video where simon just leaves to get/make coffee for like 4-10 minutes, unedited, right in the middle. We could just hear him in the background. The thing is, he could know a fair number of us wouldn't skip it.

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

You guys love giving me that watch time, and I love it.

@iainballas

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 Don't flatter yourself. I'm just gathering data to free my clients.

I was choking while watching a vinesauce playthrough of bugsnax and I was like “i swear to god if I die during bugsnax” but thankfully I am still here lol

🤣OMG!! 😂 POOR Peter!!! But hey! He took one for the show. 😂

Why don't you get to the point already? Says no legend ever 🤣. Poor Simon lockdown is getting to him. He's naming his plants 😂

@2cawks

3 жыл бұрын

I completely agree, part of me wishes he'd forget what the point even was and just continue rambling on about whatever

Can we get a Business Blaze-esque channel where Simon just talks about conspiracy theories? Or maybe a Business Blaze miniseries on conspiracy theories

@speldrong5010

3 жыл бұрын

I'm for the second one. No new channels; there are no longer any other Simon channels. Now, there is only Blaze.

@thedarkdragon1437

3 жыл бұрын

Conspiracy Blaze? that would be interesting :D Also some conspiracy theories bring nice money

@darkwinter6028

3 жыл бұрын

No. “They” don’t want you to know. 😜

@mrfooledyaa5430

3 жыл бұрын

This needs upvotes! I want his unique take on the crazy ones, the none the less false but far more credible theories and then the just plain nuts

@GrizzlyTank

3 жыл бұрын

That would be awesome but unfortunately KZread is not a fan of conspiracy theories, especially if they are about current events. Videos featuring them get demonetized immediately and they put those fact-check warnings on them. Unless they are about UFO's or events from decades ago like the Kennedy Assassination, conspiracy theories are generally frowned upon and have been shadow banned within the last few years.

Just an FYI Simon. No, your expired fire extinguisher won't explode. Rather, it will have lost an increasing percentage of it's pressurization. Eventually, it will no longer be able to propel the fire retardant foam (or in some cases water) inside. As far as I know, you are correct in that by not having any employees to insure or be liable for, you don't have to worry about getting all of that checked out regularly. That being said, you should always have a properly charged fire extinguisher handy somewhere if there is any reasonable danger of a smallish fire. ( or a hose, or a tub full of water and some pitchers, or a large accessible pile of sand etc. Basically, it's not a bad idea to have something around that can deal with fires since it can take emergency services a while to respond. Just don't think that your expired fire extinguisher is going to be very helpful.)

This is the best Simon has ever been, this dude is absolutely hilarious 😆

Just wait until the video opens and Simon has a full head of hair and he's sponsored by a hair growth company.

@ReversibleOctopus

3 жыл бұрын

omg an afro!

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

I genuinely had an offer for this.

@haukurthorsmarason5267

3 жыл бұрын

Simon could be one of the 2/3 guys in the Keeps ad.

Tesco bulletproof vest: just a horse-hide jacket.

@24934637

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously, I've seen a bulletproof vest for sale on WISH! Wouldn't trust it to stop an air rifle pellet!

@mr.nobody2191

3 жыл бұрын

@@24934637 you would be correct some are just stab proof vests most are foam or thin metal plates

@aaronlaing4244

3 жыл бұрын

demolition ranch does a episode testing armor bought of wish

Actually find this incredibly hilarious, because I watched that original video about product recalls... I was expecting products that were recalled, and not the process itself, and I was actually a little disappointed even though I still watch the whole video and thought it was super interesting, but I wanted to know what the worst items that I've ever been recalled were, so knowing everything behind that is absolutely amazing, I appreciate everything you guys do for real

I laughed so hard when the subject of dogs came up around 25 minutes in. Freaking hilarious! Good stuff, keep it up. :)

When you missed the last 2 vids, but you don't wanna miss out on the injokes, so you first have to go back and watch them before you watch this video.

@jharrylelyse6823

3 жыл бұрын

Thank goodness I'm not the only one.

@timothycalvert1269

3 жыл бұрын

A few months ago, just after I discovered this channel, I too went back to the beginning so I could get the jokes.

Lets be real. We are all hear for Simons dissent into madness

@peterj903

3 жыл бұрын

Descent *into* madness....??? He's been there for ages. We're just looking to see if he gets help, or he eats Danny. Either way, we're waiting with bated breath....!!!!

@Takesis

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, he's correct. Simon kept dissing stuff, he becomes insane.

@trashyhobo4957

3 жыл бұрын

@@peterj903 wait so Simon will eat himself?

I can't believe that you just casually popped one of Peters traumatically amputated limbs into your pocket and carried on as if you hadn't just murdered a close friend......YOU MONSTER! *Smashes the like button while laughing*

Yessss I finally found the first blaze I watched. Keeeeen on a rewatch

I'm kind of with Danny. The worst product recalls ever kind of indicates that it was the act of recalling the products that went pear shaped. Something like "The Worst Products Ever Recalled" puts the worst on the products themselves. It's kind of like the worst ship sinkings and thee wrost ships to ever be sunk. One makes the act of the sinking the focus and the other implies it's on the design or at least reputation of the ship. No this isn't some long winded and fiddly semantic argument to cover for the team extracting Danny and Sam from the basement, why do you ask?

@nellom.8771

3 жыл бұрын

Mums the word! The Beard may be monitoring this...

@nellom.8771

3 жыл бұрын

@Mr. Kenworth (whistles nervously, while walking) Well, hello comrade. Nice weather today?

@oddjam

3 жыл бұрын

Danny is objectively correct

Almost woke the baby laughing when the Firestarter meme popped up.

RE: "that's old, in America" - I literally LOLd. And I'm laughing for multiple reasons. Allegedly.

@trejrco

2 жыл бұрын

Aaand the phrase "dog genocide", a bit of a hot take - in any context not involving something like "we are stopping the". And punitive damages serve a purpose, it's in the name.

I thoroughly enjoy allof Simon's channels. Love the variety and regularity of uploads. I clean houses for a living and I always have one of these channels on during work.

Simon I notice u have a plasta on ur head did Danny try and break out of the basement and tried hitting u

@tomtheplummer7322

3 жыл бұрын

A nick from the razor that puts adverts on all KZread channels.

@DumbArse

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomtheplummer7322 allegedly

@lisamoulton2540

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomtheplummer7322 Whoopsie!

@sandybarnes887

3 жыл бұрын

Dollar shave club razor fail from dullness? Cheap bastard. Allegedly

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

yes, but I got things under control. Turns out the fire extinguisher does work.

Recalls? Maybe Danny’s giving a hint that he wants to get recalled from the basement

@bevoss7573

3 жыл бұрын

Allegedly.

@j.t7442

3 жыл бұрын

Danny will never get out.

@j.t7442

3 жыл бұрын

@Daniel Adamson I wonder if Simon paid off the owners of the store next door so that they ignore Danny's screams for help.

@Cyph3r912

3 жыл бұрын

Nah he has Simon locked in a basement instead it's the whole reverse physcology

@axolotllan

3 жыл бұрын

@@Cyph3r912 WAIT IS THAT WHY SIMON HAS A HEAD BANDAID~?

One: POOR PETER! You yeeted him into next week!!!! Two: i have a fire extinguisher from 1965. Your fine. Edit: DO NOT USE EXPIRED FIRE EXTINGUISHERS. mine is an inconvenient head smacking wall ornament

"The walls are thick but I shout loud" brilliant!

Why do I feel like out of all of his channels this is the one he really loves? I hope he never stops The Blaze

@brainblaze6526

3 жыл бұрын

I love all my channels, but the Blaze is special to me.

@OtakuUnitedStudio

3 жыл бұрын

@@brainblaze6526 It's the one where you get to get a good sniff of that delicious Colombian nose sugar. Allegedly.

Voice of Sean Connery: Silver beaver is what I call your mother, Trebek

@mikieswart

3 жыл бұрын

rest in piece, those two absolute legends

@hkbabel

3 жыл бұрын

:-) :-) 2 Legends

@immortalsofar5314

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely sounds like something awarded by the porn industry.

I love Simon. He really cheers me up