Some people think that the most important thing about being a pro KZreadr is to make high quality videos. But no. The most important thing is remembering to press the publish button.

@fire777.

3 жыл бұрын

True

@wrenholder8436

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao true

@DewCrewGamingYT

3 жыл бұрын

Right

@ahben98

3 жыл бұрын

indeed, else the FBI might receive a missing person notice

@meganfenton856

3 жыл бұрын

I'm glad you remembered today!!

"She's a two. A TWO" ...Out of ten maybe.

@superfluousnscrupulous9458

3 жыл бұрын

She definitely is on the inside, at the very least

@aimeedesign

3 жыл бұрын

Out of 100!

@sekudha

3 жыл бұрын

age or size?

@oliverisunimpressed778

3 жыл бұрын

Negative 2 million

@oliverisunimpressed778

3 жыл бұрын

@@sekudha she acts like my niece so most likely age despite my niece being older than two. Both act younger than they really are

Imagine breaking a mutually beneficial gentleman's agreement because you think you can squeeze some cash out of it. Lawyer didn't think things through and got what he deserved.

@Solidefex

3 жыл бұрын

Actually I really do not understand this way of thinking. My grandma is 80 by now and still owns some farmland (about 15 Acres). And in my country it's the obvious thing for the farmer who mows it to pay something. The 10% of the wood I do understand though if the farmer is also taking care of the woods. (reseeding, cutting bad trees etc.) But ye for 15 Acres my grandma gets 300 bucks per mowing. It's way cheaper for the farmer to pay that for a ton of hay than to buy the hay elsewhere. To me paying nothing for it sounds like daylight robberey which they can only get away with because the owner of the property has no way to mow it himself. But you best believe he'd make way more than 1k if he sold 40 acres worth of hay.

@naikyou

3 жыл бұрын

@@Solidefex I'd agree with you under the condition that the land owner cared enough to find an alternative or get it done themselves. But since mr. lawyer (and presumably the guy that lived there before) seemingly just wanted to own a huge property with low annual property tax, it's a situation where one guy's spending some time and their equipment to get a really good deal out of it, while the other doesn't have to give a crap about the state of the farm since that's taken care of. Not saying this deal isn't heavily in favor of the farmer, but just slapping down a contract of what the lawyer thought it was worth and neither negotiating nor researching the law surrounding a deal like that falling through (and the land subsequently deteriorating) is just a dumbass move on his part. But that's obviously a lot of what ifs. We don't know if the surrounding farmers just boycotted payment out of principal and banded together to teach the guy a lesson, we don't know where the land was and if it was even possible to find an alternative, or if the guy would have tried selling the hay and wood if no such deal was made in the first place. Or if there even was a deal like that and the farmer just tried tricking some moron into giving him free resources. Both could've been assholes trying to profit off of someone else and thanks to seeming pretty incompetent and greedy, my hunch was that it's the lawyer. Sorry for rambling on.

@toribarlow1000

3 жыл бұрын

@@Solidefex That's a great point. But also, factor in the farmers labor and equipment since he's doing it all himself. I think if he paid it should fall under what it would cost him to just buy it without harvesting it himself.

@mred8002

3 жыл бұрын

My fields are cut for hay annually, and I just get a per-bale payment of part of their value. The farmer sells it all and keeps the profit. He uses his equipment and labor, and I get a nice looking field.

@user-ns5zn1zl1z

3 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah he had no idea what a good deap that was. I grew up on a farm and a friends dad asked mine about doing something similar. Mowing fields at the friends grandmothers and we keep the hay. Before that he would have to do it himself with a smaller mower and much more often or when he was to busy with work pay somone a few hundred dollar to do it. Thinking about hiw much money her would have spent in that more than 10 year time span makes my head spin. Lawyer just got greedy.

"A two, a two, a two" Me: three 2's, that's 6.

@NekoKuro-il8rz

3 жыл бұрын

I love this comment lol

@pjsans

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated. This is amazing, especially to me, a math GEEK.

@thunderflare59

3 жыл бұрын

Math: 2(35+15)

@frankspick7544

3 жыл бұрын

@@thunderflare59 100

*Pops out her glass eye moves it close to the tag "Nope still a 6" 😂😂😂 Irene sound amazing

@RebDoesStuff

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely life destroying for the Karen Kouple. Was completely surprised by that twist

@Starfloofle

3 жыл бұрын

Absolute fucking madwoman, I love it

@thunderflare59

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks, Ograh

@missm2925

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t understad why she’s so upset about being a 6, that’s smaller than average

don't know why, but the shirt tucked in story reminded me of what happened to me in high school (sophomore year - 1983). I was in English class and our teacher (call him Mr. Sleezy) would always favor helping the girls over the boys. He would always stand behind them in the girl's desk, lean over, and help. When a boy asked a question, he would seldom leave his desk, rattle off something almost unintelligible, then tell us we (the boys) were not applying ourselves enough. One day, I was having problems trying to figure out why I only got a 75 on a recent test (should have been an A, but another story for another day). So i asked him to explain a section of the test. He didn't even get up from his desk, and just said if I read the assigned materials I would have understood. I. HAD. ENOUGH. I said to him "maybe if you got off your fat ass and taught everyone equally instead of just trying to look down the blouse of every girl in the school, I would better understand the lessons!!!!" BOOM...sent to the principal's office (not the first time, wouldn't be the last - in fact a chair in the office was kept open for me LOL). Anyway, the principal (great man, probably one of the few reasons I actually graduated) just talked to me about how I had to watch my language and tone, gave me a detention and sent me to study hall to finish the period. I didn't know this but everyone in the school (small high school, about 300 students) starting talking about what I said in class to Mr. Sleezy. The girls were tired of it as well and formed a plan. The next day, I walked into English class (which was my first period class BTW) and I finally noticed; EVERY GIRL in the class was wearing a turtleneck sweater. Odd I thought, but ok. Mr. Sleezy definitely noticed, yelled my name and marched me personally to the principal's office. Didn't even wait to be called on, almost threw me onto the principal's desk and demanded I was expelled from school. The principal asked why and Mr. Sleezy yelled "BECAUSE ALL THE GIRLS ARE WEARING TURTLENECKS!!!! this A---hole organized it!!!" Principal asked me and I said I had no clue what he was talking about. I noticed the girls wearing turtlenecks, but it was WINTER and 4 degrees outside. Maybe they were cold?? Principal openly laughed at that. Mr. Sleezy scoffed and said "well I can see Im getting nowhere with you and your "pet project" (aka - ME) I'll take it to the board." Principal sent me off to my next class. Amazingly, ALL the girls in that class were wearing turtlenecks, and the next class the same thing. Turned out, EVERY girl in our high school wore a turtleneck to school that day. Talk aobut a statement LOL. Mr. Sleezy did actually go to the board about it, but they almost laughed him out of the meeting. Mr. Sleezy eventually got caught up in a scandal with a minor from another school district later that year and "decided" to move on to other "opportunities" outside of the teaching field. ended up moving from our small town and that was the last I ever heard about him. Except that he moved alone. His wife (who was also a teacher in the elementary school), stayed until her retirement just a few years ago.

@Parrapette

3 жыл бұрын

WOW complaining they wore turtlenecks was basically admitting he was looking down their shirts the whole time???? And he didn't get kicked for that immediately? What in the world...the only reason he'd get upset about people wearing turtlenecks is if it bothered him for some reason, who cares if you "organized" it or not? The best thing to do to prove that wasn't what he was doing would have been to say nothing at all and pretend he couldnt care less. What an idiot, but im surprised he didn't get kicked for that outburst.

@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas

3 жыл бұрын

@@Parrapette the 80s.... wasn't that great.

@clarky23

3 жыл бұрын

@@Parrapette this was the early 1980s. Pretty much unless you got caught screwing a student (which he did, only from another school), seldom was done about actions like that. This was still the "boys will be boys" era.

@clarky23

3 жыл бұрын

@@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas I loved growing up in the 80s...unfortunately some stuff that shouldn't have been tolerated was.

@DubhghlasMacDubhghlas

3 жыл бұрын

@@clarky23 yeah I was born in 80 had some fun, but yeah it wasn't that great when it came to some things.

As soon as you said _”she committed the one sin no school could tolerate”_ I knew exactly where you were going with that. I once had a teacher call me a stripper mind you I was in the 9th grade cause she thought my shorts were too short, in reality they met the code standards, they were fingertip length, I just have super long legs so everything is short on me... needless to say that teacher got fired lol.

@_gothy_mothy_

3 жыл бұрын

I saw a similar thing happen to a freshmen when I was a jr. This lass was maybe 15 at most and was wearing shorts because it was hot as balls outside. The uh ...idk what her official title was but let’s say “head-of-security-bullshit-lady”. Well anyway she pulled the lass to the side of the hallway and loudly said she needed to change her clothes into something appropriate or go home (yes girls were sent home often for this) The girl who is obviously embarrassed by the loud comment drawing everyone’s attention to her body sheepishly said “They aren’t too short, and it’s really hot out.” Which head-of-security-bullshit-lady even louder said that the weather wasn’t an excuse to dress like a prostitute. The girl- now in tears- ran out of a hallway full of dropped jaws. Nothing happened to the head-of-security-bullshit-lady.

@ArcanineEspeon

Жыл бұрын

Needless to say? More like "a huge relief to hear."

You didn’t forget!

@elijahjacoby7024

3 жыл бұрын

Frfr

@chriscarpenter3370

3 жыл бұрын

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

@jerryeubanks3177

3 жыл бұрын

I think he did yesterday.

@Amy_The_unbearded

3 жыл бұрын

I dont think he "forgot" it was just a later upload. I just thought my youtube/internet were being slow and that's why it was later than usual🤣

@dagnya.299

3 жыл бұрын

@@Amy_The_unbearded No it was late for me to I think he forgot and its not an internet issue 😂

"Vegan cat vomit rolled in crystals and hemp" Now THAT'S a description

Rslash: She committed the one sin no one could tolerate: **showing her shoulders to the other boys** Me: **chokes on my breakfast**

@domowomo2125

3 жыл бұрын

Inhales dies

@alvarodebarrio7718

3 жыл бұрын

Why american schools have that ban on shoulders?

@be4n0s53

3 жыл бұрын

@@alvarodebarrio7718 i think its when a Karen's spawn does something inappropriate to a girl the karen cant just say "boys will be boys" or try to get the girl in trouble for showing her shoulder idk i could be wrong

@itsybitsybosmer

3 жыл бұрын

@@alvarodebarrio7718 I couldn't tell you, probably has something to do with a few backwards attitudes regarding the female body and male hormones (a lot of America is backwards in a lot of ways). I went to Catholic school, so I had to wear a uniform 99% of the time anyway.

@tiredman99

3 жыл бұрын

Same!

I can’t believe you remembered the shoulders rule I’ve dealt with that for my entire grade school career

@Sin_Falimus

3 жыл бұрын

How long ago were you working there lol

@nameofthename

3 жыл бұрын

JUST your grade school? i had to deal with that shit kindergarten - 12th grade

@broski89

3 жыл бұрын

Now that's something that the parents should of sued the school for.

@karlcorey3411

3 жыл бұрын

Ok note for when I go to grade school

@laues1desastre

2 жыл бұрын

I live in argentina, we have the same problem in highschool. It seems teachers are afraid of shoulders in all the world! haha

Rslash, several months ago: Can girls not show their shoulders? Rslash, today: Ah yes, the cardinal sin.

@bodaciousdoggo8971

3 жыл бұрын

Dorime

@pjsans

3 жыл бұрын

@@bodaciousdoggo8971 Ameno Ameno

@rokkabrave

3 жыл бұрын

@@pjsans Latire

@chibisadness9633

3 жыл бұрын

@@rokkabrave latiremo.

@bostonrailfan2427

2 жыл бұрын

he ignored the entire setup BEFORE that, but hey- why let facts get in the way of a bad joke

He remembered to push the publish button this time 😂

@fire777.

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@fireice3040

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@monch3914

3 жыл бұрын

Uh ? What

@velvety2006

3 жыл бұрын

@@monch3914 he was very late yesterday with his video because he had forgotten to upload it and people were worried because of it

@monch3914

3 жыл бұрын

@@velvety2006 OoOoOoOHhHhH

“No you need to PAY ME $1,000 each time , to mow MY yard...... all 40 Acres” my grandpa used to rent fields he wouldnt even to get $1000 a month. $1000 a mow is astronomically high especially when you’re bringing your own equipment and doing all the work.

@DivineFalcon

3 жыл бұрын

My parents rented out their fields to a local farmer in exchange for a symbolic sum of money, free wood, and free meat when the farmer slaughtered livestock. All worth it considering proper upkeep of the fields eliminated the severe pest problems my parents had (they bought a farm that had been neglected for decades). Not to mention that newly cut fields is one of the best smells in the world.

@Peta4241

3 жыл бұрын

We have contractors come to our farm to harvest for us (because when machinery dies its cheaper to contract than buy new). Harvesting is basically fancy mowing and holy hell does it cost a lot to contract. I have no idea what that attorney thought he was doing.

@laraq07

3 жыл бұрын

@@Peta4241 The lawyer thought he was smarter than that 'uneducated' farmer. Guess he got SCHOOLED. :)

R/slash: *didn't forget to push the publish button* *Everyone liked that*

@fireice3040

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@thewolfoflight5780

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Thomas from yesterday video

@surplus_victor1095

3 жыл бұрын

Did he forget to do that yesterday?

@miraculousfalls8896

3 жыл бұрын

@@surplus_victor1095 yup

dont f**k with farmers. especially when they come bearing gifts, and asking for almost nothing in return

@thewolfoflight5780

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@randallcarissa

3 жыл бұрын

Farmers are -evil- geniuses. Farming is hard.

@tookitogo

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously... _40 acres_ mowed in exchange for a few trees? You’d have to be an idiot to turn down that offer. (Unless they wanted old-growth oak trees, which thanks to this channel, I now know are crazy valuable... 😂)

Remember Slashers, if he forgets again, it's on Spotify.

@carinacelestia

3 жыл бұрын

thats where I went for yesterdays episode to make sure there was one.

For the first story all I could think when they kept saying “a two” was op saying bless you.

@Swnsasy

3 жыл бұрын

ROFLOL good one 😜🤣

@ExotikaHollow1379

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking the exact same thing!

@erickm119

3 жыл бұрын

Same here, that was the first thing that came to my mind.

@paden1865able

3 жыл бұрын

"Age doesn't count."

@yamiciel2468

3 жыл бұрын

funny thing is two in chinese mean idiot

I was waiting for the first ones lady to reveal that her name was not in fact Jerkina, and she was actually called Petunia so the couple would be Vernon and Petunia. I wouldn't be surprised if they had a son named Dudley 😂

The story with the guy semi stripping reminds me of how I almost got my kindergarten teacher in trouble. I’m European so as a small child, I hadn’t grown up with the body shaming fear of being naked in front of those that my fellow classmates had in the states. My school had a swimming pool and the first time I was to swim with my classmates, the teacher joked if we weren’t fast to change, than we couldn’t swim. Without a seconds thought, I immediately stood up and yanked my clothes off, fully intending of changing into my swim suit in front of my whole class. My teacher full on freaked as I stood half naked and demanded to know what I was doing. I was so confused and just “I want to swim.” After that day, I learned from my parents that whenever I do something weird that seems normal to me to just explain it by saying “I’m European.” It was a fair couple of interesting years at that school

Oh, you're mistaken! The "no shoulder" rule isn't for the boys, it's for the men who are teaching and getting turned in by the shoulders of 13-14 year old girls.

If I was in the first story, when she said "I'm a 2!" the urge to say "out of ten" would have been unbearable

1:23 bless you rslash

@ss_zenitsu

3 жыл бұрын

lol

The publish button is now the greatest joke on this channel

@rachelwilliams2896

3 жыл бұрын

The publish button on this channel is like the like button on MrBallens channel lol

@Ender11037

3 жыл бұрын

What do you mean?

@bostonrailfan2427

2 жыл бұрын

after his attempts to sound relevant to the story but lying through his teeth

The farm story reminds me of my grandparents house, they kind of have the same thing, they moved up there to retire so they don't use all their land. They do however have a deal with a neighbor to cut down the yard and help him pack it up and then the farmer uses the hay to feed his sheep. He does this for quite a few people around the area. If he didn't cut it for free they would still have to find someone to cut it because if they don't its a HUGE fire hazard. So if the lawyer dude decided to just not cut his lawn, he is looking at burning his house down and probably a huge fine.

“Showing her shoulders to other boys!” *gasp the AUDACITY!!!! I for real busted out laughing at that! Nearly woke the house up

The one sin that no school can tolerate, showing her shoulder to other boys DUN,DUN,DUN

@trash_panda9400

3 жыл бұрын

'Other' boys

When a farmer is surprised that an attorney wants to draw up a contract CD

She was definitely a 2. Wait, we are meaning out of 10, right?

While i disagree with the attorneys demands. But having it in writing vs a handshake agreement is kind of necessary now adays. People break wrotten contracts all the time. Let alone verbal ones. I don't trust anyone to keep to a verbal agreement.

@bostonrailfan2427

2 жыл бұрын

the wood thing was a joke: he’s just supposed to hand over 90% of HIS wood? all so the farmer next door doesn’t have to buy wood to fuel his business? the attorney was subsidizing the farm through winter with the 90% of his wood going to the farmer

entitled man: a 2, a 2 me: gesundheit

No one: Not even Yugo RSlash: [[insert weird/funny/awkward quote here]]

I literally love your channel. I’ve been on break for 10 minutes, have about 30 minutes left, and I was wondering what to do without my daily rslash before work and I open KZread and see this posted 1 minute ago with 36 views. You post at the best times and we love you for it

I’m still laughing over the glass eye held up to the tag on the pants! Epic! 😂😂😂

The boys at my high school aren't even allow to wear earrings.

I sorry when she read the pants with the magnifine glass she should of said o I'm sorry I was wrong its a 9

@loganleighton8161

3 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure it was a glass eye. Like in he eye socket

@DetectiveWraith

3 жыл бұрын

It said “glass eye”, and that would explain why the couple left so fast after that

something i've learned from reading reddit posts like these, never screw with farmers/ranchers. They know their stuff and will take you for a long financial walk without blinking, usually by playing by the rules, either written or unwritten. You would've thought an attorney/lawyer would have good business sense....i guess an expensive education cant buy everything.

@maybeforgetful4732

3 жыл бұрын

So what you're saying is reddit is better than law school?

@bostonrailfan2427

2 жыл бұрын

it’s complete bullshit of a story, he was supposed to let them have the hay and the wood at a steal? just to save themselves money while then shafting him for taxes? no f-ing way that happened

@bostonrailfan2427

2 жыл бұрын

@@maybeforgetful4732 it’s fake

@maybeforgetful4732

2 жыл бұрын

@@bostonrailfan2427 I don't even remember writing that comment lol

The 'tuck in your shirt' story was a stroke of genius!

For some reason, that first story with the couple reminds me of Petunia and Vernon Dursley, lmao.

Your Karen voice is so fucking perfect. Every single time I see a Karen now that voice pops in my head.

"No, I'm a two." On a scale of one to ten, maybe.

Bruh, it took me a minute on that first story because i heard "glass eye" and somehow my brain thought "a magnifying glass that goes over the eye" and not literally a glass eye that sits in the eye socket. And then I nearly choked to death on my food from bursting out in laughter. Idk, i just really needed that laugh i think, thanks.

I dont know if it happend that way or im imagining it like this. Owner takes glass eye out of her skull, places it at the on the tag and says " hmm yes its a six". I would DIE laughing at that moment

I did the same thing when a teacher told me to tuck in my shirt. I stood up, unbuckled my pants, tucked in, and rebuckled. I really didn't think anything about it since that's the way I always did it, until I looked up and saw his face. I had just opened my pants in front of the whole class. I said, "Oh, I thought you wanted everybody to watch." He stormed out of the room. He came back about 10 minutes later, but he NEVER EVER said another word to me. So it was a win for me, plus my shirt was now tucked in.

"a two, a two, a two!" "Bless you"

Imagine being a literal lawyer, and being so much of a Karen that you think people should pay you for the privilege of doing work for you.

The lawyer likely was right. The farmer was getting a great deal and the previous owner was giving money away. 50 acres turned into food for his animals and 90% of the wood? If I was the lawyer, I'd want to renegotiate too.

"No. She is a two. A two. A TWO". Missed opportunity for OP to say, "Bless you".

* pops out her glass eye, and holds it close to the tag * “Yup, it’s still a 6.” I literally spit fruit punch out my nose. 🤣🤣😂🤣🤣

this dude should be a teacher he making reading something fun and when the students be bad he makes a story about like if they are bullying or stealing or whatever

Entitled man: A Two! A TWO!! Me: Bless you.

At 5:51 I thought he was going to say something semi serious, BUT THE SHOULDER CRIMES?!?!? lol

@JanMaynz

3 ай бұрын

Seriously, the way he started, I was concerned, and then he started in about the "school sin" and I realized where he was going, and just waited for the delivery. Truly, an excellent telling of a far from unique joke xD

"This is not my size! Why don't you have my size!?" Ma'am, we're a store, not a Morgue.

When he said **A TWO** i legitly tought im hearing a baby sneezing

0:32 must of been ThatVeganTeacher 😂

When your so early KZread said “no views” while there’s 72 likes right after refreshing the page

@fire777.

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

"Took out her glass eye, checking the size tag..." 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

If I was facing that guy who was screaming “A TWO!” I would’ve responded with “Bless you.”

5:30 Reminds me of my sister. XD She always wore a coloured singlet beneath her uniform. (She was... well-developed, so it was kinda, yknow... for “privacy” reasons) Anyways, the deputy principal complained at mum, and she goes “how do you know she has a singlet on?” His response? “I can see it.” So mum goes “If she takes it off, then what are you looking at?” She was allowed to wear singlets. (Tbh, the guy was actually really great. Once he started dealing with mum, he was actually pretty chill, and one of the best people in the school. Still a stickler for the rules and all, but after that, the most common reasons he spoke with mum was due to my sister’s after school activities - dance, singing, band - or because of the bully teacher she dealt with a few times. Long story short, bully teacher was pretty horrible, and there are some pretty awful stories with her, but that’s another story... Lets just say you don’t talk about self harm and bring up a family loss, singling out the student who just lost their uncle not a week before...)

If I was OP in the first story, when the husband kept saying, "a two, a two", I would have said, bless you since it sounded like he sneezed.

I had a friend when I was a kid who got some kind of infection / disease in one of his eyes and had to have it removed when we were around 4. Once everything was healed up, he got a glass eye. It was always hilarious when he'd pop the thing out and put it on his desk...especially when he had a substitute teacher. Glass eye stories are almost always great.

“A two, a two, A TWO” Bless you.

If I was the attorney, I'd either would have taken the deal the farmer offered or talked with the farmer on how much he makes and if I couldn't haggle maybe 10% more on the previous agreement, if not a little less than that. If the previous agreement can warm the house for one year, having 20% already has you with a two year plan then. Either way, the lesson is: Don't underestimate percentages, they can be more than they appear to be.

First story, Op, you should’ve called her “Aunt Petunia.”

"She's a two. A TWO" That's not an IQ score to be proud of lady!

I haven’t watched rslash in 2months. I used to watch his videos every day but ran out and was bored of watching the same video 2-3times a day. Now I have 2months worth of videos from him🍉

@DetectiveWraith

3 жыл бұрын

Watermelon

@shivangiparekh4980

3 жыл бұрын

you missed the greatest joke of this channel that happened yesterday

@wij5186

3 жыл бұрын

@@shivangiparekh4980 well I will catch up on it in no time

Irene and her glass eye 👁️ sounds like a f****ng legend!

That must of been the HARDEST class she’s ever been in.

The karma of other farmers demanding the same fee he wanted to charge the original farmer is great

not gonna lie that first story my response would have been "oh my, i seem to be in error, it's not a 6. IT'S A 9!"

I love the stories that take me 5 minutes to recollect the stupid decisions 😂😂

the showing her shoulders had me dead lol

The husband: she’s a 2, a 2, a 2! Me: bless you.

As a handicapped individual, I've been known to photograph and report pickup trucks or trailers blocking my bus stop

I find it dumb that girls can’t even show their shoulders in school

50k a year in property taxes is ridiculous. We have 30 acres, and it's only $2k a year in property taxes.

"atchum, atchum, atchum" - if i were you i would have told them to leave cause they may have COVID

As someone who goes to a school with a dress code, the sholder joke got me lol

“A TWO!” ah, bless you

LMAO! Vegan cat vomit rolled in hemp and crystals? Classic!!😅😅

I remember in 7th grade/middle school, I had these two identical tank tops(just different colors). I wore one to school and never got bothered about it, even though my first hour teacher liked doing daily checks so we wouldn’t get in trouble later on. The next day, I wore the other one, and at nearly the end of the day, the principal stops me to do a strap check. I explain that about the identical one from the day before, and he gets haughty and says, “Well, I guess no one saw it. That’s all.” We do the check(three fingers on the strap),and my fingers come off so little that I figured it’d either be cleared or I’d just be told not to wear it without an over shirt from now on. No, he takes me to the lost and found and has me pick something or “we’ll have to call your parents to bring you something.” At the time, I had no idea why that was even a big deal, but I’m looking back on the things he’s dress coded and thinking, ‘why is a grown man looking so hard at 12-14 year old girls skirts and tank straps to be able to tell if they’re less than a centimeter off regulation?’ I’ve actually had teachers(typically older ones) straight up tell some girls they’ve dress coded that the way they’re dressing could distract the boys from learning. Dress codes can useful, but the way they’re used and to what extent they’re enforced currently is just creepy and gross.

Oh God!!!! I almst pssd my pants when I heard "She popped out her glass eye!" X3 Amazing!!! I cant stop laffing!!

Vernon: A two. A two! A TWO! Me: Gesundheit.

Farmer: I'll mow your lawn and chop your trees if you let me keep the mulch and most of the wood. Lawyer: LOL no. What you gonna do? Farmer: Tell the township that your land isn't being used for cultivation and increase your property tax. Lawyer: Wait, what!?

“She’s a 2” Outta 10? That’s being generous.

The evil shoulder!!!

The shirtless school girl story said she DIDN'T have an undershirt on. She got suspended for being topless in class, shouldn't have, but did.

@strudel_reviews

3 жыл бұрын

I really hoped her parents went to the news and sued the school

The first woman clearly doesnt know anything about women's clothes. Due to vanity sizing, it's entirely possible for a 2 at one store to be a 6 at another. It's frustrating as all hell, but pretty common.

@TheKing-yc8qy

3 жыл бұрын

like shoes with champion shoes i could be a 7 and with nike i could be a 6.5

@spooniejusticewarrior

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheKing-yc8qy exactly. Different brands size differently. I could be anywhere between a 14 and 20, depending on thr brand.

That lawyer was an idiot “I’m not using my farmland for farming and I’m not letting anyone else do it either, now I’m not allowed to pay the lower FARM tax?? I’m suing!”

@melkiorwiseman5234

2 жыл бұрын

"A lawyer who sues his own case has an idiot for a client." It's still true.

🤣🤣🤣 omg the 1st story people should be Heidi and Spencer!

5:40 my school had that rule and a teacher explained it once to the class. The reason why girls couldn't show shoulders is because guys couldn't show their shoulders and guys couldn't because the smell it would cause.

*hopping on the train, checks r/slash* hmm, 15 seconds ago, nice 👍🏻

i find it funny as you said the other workers would teach billy bob not to park there again i just remembered the SpongeBob line of "how many times do we have to teach you this lesson old man!"

even with a fake eye, she can tell its a size 6

"She is a two. A two. A TWO." Bless you [it sounds like a sneeze]

7:21 I'm getting vibes from a previous post involving coffee

"The wife, who looked like vegan cat vomit rolled in crystals and hemp...."🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I did not think the girl who was forced to take off her shirt was suspended. I think it was more of shame/embarrassment that she did not wanted to return.

Goodness, why would property taxes for open land be so high!?

Description of the wife in the first story made me INSTANTLY think of the classic Karen that you see 😂😂