“You have no idea what I’m capable of” is really ineffective when talking to a stranger. Of course I don’t know what you’re capable of. I don’t even know who you are.

@franl155

2 жыл бұрын

They seem to forget that that "threat" works both ways

@PapasBlox

2 жыл бұрын

"Not yet, Moyvin! You didn't expect us to even go to a museum, much less steal this missile!" "I don't even know you"

@hughjanus8067

Жыл бұрын

You have no idea how high I can fly.

Okay, but seriously, good on those parents in the iPod story for not caving into the sisters whining.

@Shywizz

3 жыл бұрын

yep agreed

@jraxreviewsxcosplayxmore6934

3 жыл бұрын

Seriously, also good on the dad for making the sister have to buy a new case as well.

@zara_lye

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah that story was refreshing after the many many, MANY stories of entitled butt munch parents that rslash has told us about

@opslocked8597

3 жыл бұрын

I think that's great to. My guess is because they never take sides, ever. Not even if they have a history on being bad. Who knows the other siblings just might take advantage of that...

@warmfreeze

3 жыл бұрын

ironically i think i know that person.... and his sister.. He was once a friend of mine.. and kept accusing me of being gay all the time which completely pissed me off as i am far from gay.. i used to stay the night there every now and again as my parents where friends with theirs.. skip ahead a few years and he was still accusing me of being gay and his mother kept over hearing it and she knew how pissed it would make me. i was 18 at the time and a senior in high school. his mother devised a plan to make it look like we had slept together that night. both coming out a few minutes apart in not much more than robes (his mother was a single mom by this point and father left for reasons unknown) the look on his face was priceless when i walked out of her room. a few days later we where at school and he went to call me gay again.. i just looked at him and said "shutup i had sex with your mom" about 2 weeks later i started legit dating his sister.. the dude was LIVID at this point.. i dated her the rest of that year until i graduated and left for college.. skip ahead some more.. and i am currently married to his cousin and have 2 awesome daughters together... needless to say he no longer talks to me.. so i assume he no longer calls me gay..

Rslash: “Don’t cross me. You have no idea what I’m capable of.” Ad: “Scientist have found a new pooping habit”

@jemman2906

3 жыл бұрын

I GOT THE SAME FUCKING AD AT THE SAME TIME.

@botgaming3459

3 жыл бұрын

I got cadburry ad 😂😂😂😂

@CovidVirgin

3 жыл бұрын

I keep getting either the car insurance circus one, or the overplayed pad Thai postmates one

@Cobalt_Rain

3 жыл бұрын

My Wi-Fi cut out right before an ad could start

@bruhmoment1053

3 жыл бұрын

"21 days work out"

Karen: *reports a business for being open during lockdown* OP: *reports Karen's business for being open during lockdown* Karen: *surprised Pikachu face*

@RandomNulls

3 жыл бұрын

I love how if Karen didn’t nothing would’ve happened Thats like reporting someone for noise violation then right after playing loud music giving them a option to report you

@itsjustbread9724

3 жыл бұрын

😑

@miciso666

3 жыл бұрын

I would press charges. Here u get fined heavy. Or jailed for up to 5 years

@offlineacc8353

3 жыл бұрын

@A_P3RS0N The Karen reported it for being open even though it wasn't, that's why the revenge happened

@AtrociousAK47

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, karen thought the buisness was open based on a post that was months old, from before everything shut down again

“This person is doing illegal business during lockdown, ONLY I DO ILLEGAL BUSINESS DURING LOCKDOWN!!” What a pea brain.

@randomjapsi

3 жыл бұрын

she probably was trying to kill competition

@gamerdude3566

3 жыл бұрын

Only liberals are afraid of covid

@TsukiKageTora

3 жыл бұрын

@@gamerdude3566 people die around the world from covid. Their political stance in one country is not relevant by any means.

@gamerdude3566

3 жыл бұрын

@@TsukiKageTora I dont bent the knee to liberal rules, I dont wear a mask dont social distance. Liberals are just using covid as a distraction while they seize power.

@TsukiKageTora

3 жыл бұрын

@@gamerdude3566 this is why you don’t listen to or spread conspiracy theories without doing your research. You completely ignored the fact people from all over the world are dying from covid. Those people give no shits about American political parties as their loved ones die from this virus

You would think (& hope) that the police would have enough common sense to double check the date on their “evidence” of OP’s cousin’s salon being open BEFORE they came back a second time...... 🤦‍♀️

@Nerobyrne

Жыл бұрын

why?

@Emerald501st

Жыл бұрын

​@Nerobyrne Why not?

Me reading the iPod revenge: *This...does put a smile on my face*

Fully furnished apartment in a trendy area of brooklyn... pretty sure that’s like 100 million right there

@Parchisi2004

3 жыл бұрын

I'm a little skeptical of this story. A year of free rent in a nice area in Brooklyn? I mean that sounds like an awesome revenge but where's the proof?

@wta1518

3 жыл бұрын

100 million? In San Francisco that's a cardboard box!

@boisegameshowguy

3 жыл бұрын

@@wta1518 So homeless people have to pay rent there, too? (Joking) I knew Gavin Newsom left San Francisco in a poo storm but that’s like a sewer exploded...

@luvely1062

3 жыл бұрын

@@Parchisi2004 I agree, there must have been news coverage or something, I cant believe the company would be able to afford that loss, and that people can squat there, but have lawyers tell the building owner to keep power and heat on? I'd site them with trespassing if this was a real story. Too many loose ends to make this believable, but I love the story anyways lol

@Vernhali

3 жыл бұрын

@@luvely1062 Gl with that trespassing thingy because when you are a tenant you have papers for it . . . Story still sound unbelievable because of that trendy and 1 year free part for me

Karen's logic: Let him who has the most sins cast the first stone.

@jovindsouza3407

3 жыл бұрын

How ironic that a lot of Karens claim to be religious.

@ja-king3067

3 жыл бұрын

I know it’s funny and I get the joke. For anybody that doesn’t know the original quote is from the Bible “he who has no sins may cast the first stone”

@LocalMaple

3 жыл бұрын

This the saloon Karen? I thought she was just trying to remove competition so she could get more work.

@RaraZeCat

3 жыл бұрын

Oh... I get it know... kinda confused me.

@adamb89

3 жыл бұрын

Racist logic: Document every illegal activity I'm doing so I can brag about it to my racist friends! Then they're utterly shocked and baffled as to why their businesses get shut down...or as to why they get arrested for storming the US Capitol. Because you just know a "go back to your country" racist that spurns COVID regulations sure as hell wouldn't be leaning left.

Turns to find out the Karen's Mother wasn't even in the country when the police were called

@allenhuang7686

3 жыл бұрын

Was this mentioned in the post?

@madambutterfly1997

3 жыл бұрын

@@allenhuang7686 no but you could imagine. I wouldn't put it past this Karin to bring her mother into a situation that her mother had zero involvement in

@allenhuang7686

3 жыл бұрын

@@madambutterfly1997 tru

@allisoncastle

6 ай бұрын

Wait so you just made that up??

Nothing like some good ol’ rSlash to start the day.

@vodkavodka8903

3 жыл бұрын

Late 11 pm for me but I wish you a good day

@dee-jh3bl

3 жыл бұрын

It's 3 pm over here lol

@christopherrodriguez7025

3 жыл бұрын

Its 8:50 here

@amadojuanhuner9518

3 жыл бұрын

Yesssss

@EternalExistence

3 жыл бұрын

It's 01:‌36 in my country.

I love that the iPod guy went the "Harmless annoyance" route rather than actually breaking the entire thing. I was fearing he'd actually brick the entire Laptop as revenge, but it's a lot sweeter when it's just harmless pop-ups that annoy the hell out of you, but otherwise leave the System intact.

Whenever these get posted, my mind says, ok, time to tidy because when I first started watching these all I did was tidy or paint, it's good to have some background noise! Keep up the good work.

@cheyannecatalano2951

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah these are what I put on to listen to so I don't have to stop and watch something

Your voice makes my anger of being awake dissipate alot faster than coffee

*Karen voice* I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE TEN WHOLE MINUTES LATE, I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER. I WILL GET YOU FIRED!!!!

@Treesah35

3 жыл бұрын

If its my day off, I'll grab a chair and start playing video games while telling her I don't need to clock in.

@lunerwolf9137

3 жыл бұрын

🤣

You might actually see this, so I just want to say that when I have really bad insomnia I play your videos I have been all night ily so much and I hope you know your appreciated rslash.

@twiixna8909

3 жыл бұрын

His vids are my days peak tbh

@Terrorbear2007

3 жыл бұрын

@@twiixna8909 ughhh ik 🙄🤚

@blazethegame

3 жыл бұрын

I sometimes put him on a playlist of things to listen to while falling asleep

@Terrorbear2007

3 жыл бұрын

@@blazethegameI pick a video I like ( entitled parents, choosing beggars, malicious compliance,etc... it’ll usually play the same genre) and just let it auto play lol

@Stonecoldichigo

3 жыл бұрын

The best part of waking up is rslash in my cup

Your podcasts make my daily commutes (or not-so-daily commutes during this pandemic) from the most boring part of the day to one of the best. Thank you!

@PlutoArtie

3 жыл бұрын

Mine too! :)

@bland9876

3 жыл бұрын

Then at the end of the month you look at your phone bill and your wallet has a heart attack.

@BlatantlySwedishPGN

3 жыл бұрын

@@bland9876 As I said, I listen to his *podcast*. I don't watch his videos using my data. Also, I don't have a phone bill, I have a set data amount per month. Good one though.

@bland9876

3 жыл бұрын

@@BlatantlySwedishPGN doesn't the podcast also take up data? and once you run out of data you have to pay extra for any you use which is what I was referencing.

@BlatantlySwedishPGN

3 жыл бұрын

@@bland9876 I just have to renew my data plan. But listening to sound takes up almost no data whatsoever, compared to KZread's 0.8-1.2 (ish) GB per HOUR.

I wouldn't mind flushing the toilet a few times for a heated toilet.

@zixinhe2326

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah especially in the winter

@justseffstuff3308

3 жыл бұрын

Man, I completely lost my shit at the heated toilet bit lmao, I dunno why.

@Lowseeds

2 жыл бұрын

It would suc when I want cold tap water to drink

KZread:45 comments Me:Can i see them? KZread: *NO*

@snowfish7294

3 жыл бұрын

There are no comments under this one

I love the taste of revenge in the morning

@Aidanator136

3 жыл бұрын

Y e s

OP: *destroyed Karen's illegal business* *Everyone liked that*

@taxevasion8946

3 жыл бұрын

You're comment is in every rSlash video

@gerrard1144

3 жыл бұрын

@@taxevasion8946 true, i just like commenting

@Sailorguardianluna

3 жыл бұрын

What’s funnier is if this woman had minded her business, she wouldn’t of been shut down. 😂

@lars9925

3 жыл бұрын

I don't. I hate my government for all these strict rules and I prefer illegal business to closed ones.

@gabebenson6105

3 жыл бұрын

Personally, I’d prefer going back to when governments didn’t think they were dictatorships because we were in a crisis. The powers they exercise are unconstitutional and are killing our country and our people. The number of suicides has risen dramatically. I think that I’d we are to follow the logic set out by the draconian idiots in government and social media, we’d shortly completely reopen. After all, these lockdowns are literally killing people, therefore they should be ended. “If it saves even one life,” right?

You can tell this is the best community as no one has said first

@ronaldgaleas9926

3 жыл бұрын

First

@stickmandrawing1140

3 жыл бұрын

Second

@user-hanging-at-the-hanged-man

3 жыл бұрын

Third

@6feetapartor6feetunder78

3 жыл бұрын

Fourth

@dogui-iswarlin2c398

3 жыл бұрын

fourth

Ive been waiting for an eternity for this

@rougeredsun5845

3 жыл бұрын

Your first

@jefffoo6891

3 жыл бұрын

Nice also I didn't got first:(((((((

@shayomen1608

3 жыл бұрын

I know right same

@thegreatfugginpotato3922

3 жыл бұрын

Same, as soon as the notification popped up i clicked lol

@johnrekmer7223

3 жыл бұрын

As have i

Morning everyone, Just vibing with rslash today!

@rimworld64

3 жыл бұрын

*F I S H*

@rimworld64

3 жыл бұрын

*F I S H E S*

@rimworld64

3 жыл бұрын

*F I S H E S E S*

@davidrivercorrales7404

3 жыл бұрын

It's actually night rn but I appreciate the sentiment

@anthonysfriends803

3 жыл бұрын

Same

I love this because I'm too lazy to browse reddit and read

@TWISTYCOMET

3 жыл бұрын

I love it because i can enjoy reddit stories while cleaning or organising

@mr.monotone1908

3 жыл бұрын

Same lol

@nurphurecarnium

3 жыл бұрын

My country f#cking banned Reddit!

@girth-y-master

3 жыл бұрын

Lol same dude same

I absolutely love that last story. People who screw with people's right to have a home or scum and I am so glad that some of them got punished for it.

I can’t believe I’ve already watched all the prorevenge videos, they’re my favorite and I was just so happy to see this one pop up this morning

Good way to start the day by watching some karens getting a taste of their own medicine

@gigoku

3 жыл бұрын

Is it revenge or just plain old karma? Perhaps karma in the form of revenge.

When jealousy kicks in, you get kicked out.

Yay now I can get my day started 😂

Rshlash as the god of cats I give you nine lives 👏👏🙏

@ultimatemush5984

3 жыл бұрын

🐱

@Aidanator136

3 жыл бұрын

Cat lord

@_ruted

3 жыл бұрын

silence, NORMIE.

@trashmammal9203

3 жыл бұрын

@J Jonah Jameson i have spiderman photos

@Ender11037

3 жыл бұрын

@@trashmammal9203 PICTURES OF SPIDER-MAAAAAAAN!

Cousin: "we're not taking clients until lockdown is over" 1000 years later: lockdown is still active

@mattizie91

3 жыл бұрын

This is what people don't understand. The point of lockdowns is to create an underclass of people who are dependent on welfare (and will vote for those that give it to them). Having your own small business means you're not beholden to a huge global corporation or at the mercy of a dictator politician.

"Your hard drive is jammed with peanut butter. Restart required." LMAO Now that is too funny,

Hello everyone!! Have an amazing Day and be the best you can!

0:09 I like the way OP typed Age and Gender. Many others just go with things like (F35, 40M) without separation and typing it like it's a military equipment drives me crazy.

The high light of my day

I’m pretty sure what the landlord was doing in the last story was illegal since I’m pretty sure that the landlord is legally responsible for the upkeep of the apartments or whatever they are

I like how you guys are saying good morning while it's 5pm here

Cops: are you the Karen who cried wolf? Here's the bill.

@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber

3 жыл бұрын

True story, bro. I don't know about other places, but deliberately filing a false report (and therefore wasting police time better spent elsewhere) is illegal in the US. criminal.findlaw.com/criminal-charges/filing-a-false-police-report.html

@destroyerinazuma96

3 жыл бұрын

@@RedT...TheOriginal.NotANumber same in the EU. For instance, in France it's up to 2 years and 30000 euros in fines (Penal Code, article 322-13) according to www.legifrance.gouv.fr/codes/id/LEGIARTI000006418305/2002-01-01/#:~:text=Article%20322%2D14,-Modifi%C3%A9%20par%20Ordonnance&text=Le%20fait%20de%20communiquer%20ou,30%20000%20euros%20d'amende.

Sue her, she's trying to strong arm the competition.

The iPod story reminds me of one: My brother, youngest of 3, used to take things and hide them because he wanted them. At around 8 or 9 he stole my sister's Kindle, my dad's credit card (he'd somehow learned the pin and also bought himself almost $1,000 worth of Xbox games and points) and my iPod touch and hoarded them in the crawl space under his bed. Over the course of several MONTHS. When he got caught he lost everything he had except for a matress, pillow blanket, and some clothes 🤣

rSlash I don't think you will see this but you make everyone's quarantine way better.

That last one. Omg. Living in Brooklyn is NOT cheap so good for those people.

Goodmorning Rslash, today's gonna be a good day!

Karen was just trying to feed her little Caleb. Have mercy! Or else she's gonna call your manager...

First Story Karen broke bloody rule #5 of crime. Don’t openly report someone for a crime if they got dirt on you.

imagine being so envious of others that you try to ruin their lives..

Gotta love our totalitarian cops who think they can do anything and walk inside any bodies house.

Love some good revenge in the morning

So I’m forced to go to church every Sunday and now I’m just listening to r-slash while at church

I love pro revenge, probably my second favorite after malicious compliance ^.^

A perfect Sunday. Coffee and rslash while I sit at the laundromat waiting on clothes to dry. Its the small things honestly.

Video posted one minute ago 😂 Excited for another rSlash video!

I love the videos! And I sure as hell love being up for them they're part of my daily routine!

The last story is a bunch of criminals. You don’t want to pay rent so you abuse the legal system to stay in someone elses home for free with no real penalty. Disgusting

Morning everyone ♥️

@kfcmonk3y707

3 жыл бұрын

morning FBI agent

@isabellethedragy8248

3 жыл бұрын

Morning

@darkgalaxy3721

3 жыл бұрын

Morning please don't look at my search history

@expertglitch9120

3 жыл бұрын

FBI open up

@kfcmonk3y707

3 жыл бұрын

@@expertglitch9120 lol

I like these prorevenge videos because its like entitled parents but people get revenge

Been listening as this posted

" go back to your own country" well folks, there it is! We all felt it was coming, but for me at least it's always shocking to hear it out loud

I in no way support ratting out businesses that are open during “lockdown” as it is completely the choice of the business and customer if they want to take the risk. But, when she wants to be the Karen and attack her competitors it’s completely justified.

I can understand a Karen being unable to read the date the post was from, but the police not even bothering to look before concluding that it is evidence of wrongdoing is just pathetic and sloppy police work. It shouldn't even have come to them going to the cousin's house.

The last story had me laughing my ass off bruh 💀

The last story is so sweet. Who wouldn’t live to live in a new apartment building for free for a full year???????

Dueling Karens and Karenitas. Neither business was licensed. Also the A/C recharge story: It's actually illegal to recharge a leaking A/C unit until he leak has been repaired.

Newly renovated apartment in trendy part of Brooklyn, $2,000+/mo, for 14 units for 12+ months... So over $336,000 lost on rent alone, plus lawyer fees, repair costs, mold remediation, the business being shut down until they could fix that... They probably lost close to $500,000... Damn...

the end of the story where the messages pops up like "filled with peanut butter" etc is always funy

So basically in the last story OP and all his neighbors got to live rent free for about 2 years?

The reason the Karen lied and tried to get the cousin arrested - she has her own salon. Unlike the cousin, she IS / WAS operating during lockdown.

10:43 Sibling: steals IPod “ITS MIIIINE (I wish it was a game boy) OP: Hacking sibling’s computer Sibling: uses said computer to do idk on it *SKIPIDI BOP EM DADA* The computer: ERROR Dad: “I damn well know OP has something to do with this”

After the first post my immediate thought was the quote “ ah I see you’re also a man of science

"I believe the scientific term for this is playing a reverse uno card" Quite possibly the best quote in history

Good morning rslash love you glad i finally caught your release normally working out at this time XD

I imagine that the lawyer fees across 14 people is way cheaper than paying rent in brooklyn, and I used to pay rent in brooklyn. Sounds like an awesome deal to me!

You know your country sucks when people are terrified of cops.

Oh way down south in the land of Florida,Karen's and Florida men

I believe the scientific term for this is "UNO reverse card" I died 😂😂

Nothing better than r slash in the morning!

Am I the only one who went "Oh, we're going back to the 80s" when the second OP mentioned Bush? Then said something about the latest Ipod. Me "wait, WHAT? Oh...you mean 'W'. Dude, there were 2 of them!"

I love the community in rslash's comments section, good morning to all y'all

Karen: Imma use the lockdown to shut you down for good! Op: NO, YOU!

Yesssss perfect for today. Thanks rSlash!!!

I live in NYC. I always love the stories of people getting back at terrible landlords. I’ve dealt with one myself. The judge was upset by the way I was treated and how I was illegally locked out of my apartment after not being allowed to even get together medication and clothes to wear to court. I ended up wearing the same clothes 3 days later (had been able to shower at a family member’s house, but had no clean clothes in the middle of June). I was mortified to be in shorts in court, not to mention dirty things! Judge granted me access for each day for 2 weeks to clear out the apartment. I quickly sold off what I could of my belongings (I couldn’t afford storage at the time), but had to leave behind most of my things.

Last time I was this early I had a more original joke

Bro a heated toilet sounds dope

Karens are just *painful.* Sees a post from *October in December* saying that they have a discount and thinks they're open. *Wow*

Reverse uno card rofl that was the best line ever

City council: Only essential businesses can stay open Me: But all businesses are essential if you consider the fact that people need to pay taxes which you won’t make exceptions with people who can’t work, and need to buy food and pay for other essentials City Council:.....Listen here you little sh*t!

That lawyer was a beast tho

Yo if my sister did crap like that when her and I were teenagers I wouldn't trust her one bit

Yayy was waiting for a pro-revenge story 🎉🎉

I actually saw family members of the salon owner from the first post, talking about this on Facebook. That Karen was one of the Kareniest Karens I’ve ever heard of!

I agree with making the kids buy some of their stuff to learn character

That iPod, he should have had the pop-ups say that "stolen iPod detected, please notify police"

The owners of the building in the last story seem more like choosing beggers. However, since they were being jerks the whole time, they deserve the prorevenge.

A good siblings story is always nice to hear. We fought then now were so close we can tell what were thinking.

Haha ont lol I love when people say aunt like that

Police? Trying to go into someone's house without a warrant? And the only person there is someone who doesn't know english that well? Why am I not surprised.

Safety mode lol

Isnt it great. Living in a society where you can call the cops on someone for staying open.

Send her a free coupon scam and get access to her Facebook account,that'll teach those karens