Imagine the scientist saying that it isn't harmful then they check it again and it comes up with total organ failure

@vesnabernjak-ord8674

Жыл бұрын

“Don’t worry it’s not fatal!” *5 minutes later* “So that’s why my heart just stopped beating.”

@drtobyfaustpeguman1409

Жыл бұрын

Scientist : it's not harmfull *kalm* *20s later* *Panik*

@CzarYe

Жыл бұрын

This happened. But with radiation.

@phoenixsenju8984

Жыл бұрын

As the scientist I can confirm it was very shocking like so shocking my organs failed

@marytyr3494

Жыл бұрын

@@CzarYe and carbon monoxide. cannot be easily identified as it is odorless and colorless.

"We're going to start our brand new disease right here in China" Spicy.

@eatablekolas7506

4 жыл бұрын

I think you should know that the CL4P-TP General Purpose Robot is designed to be completely immune to outrageous bluffing.

@copperhamster

4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: China banned this game about.. 2 months ago. Dunno why.

@abtl1154

4 жыл бұрын

@@eatablekolas7506 Ah, a true intellectual.

@aitchisondaniel

4 жыл бұрын

De-monetisation time...

@kennyboardwine5056

4 жыл бұрын

All joking aside it's actually one of the better countries to start in the game

the casual difficulty is how it is in real life.

@CrWh7433

3 жыл бұрын

Damm karens bringing our difficulty down

@portuguisianbralizian3293

3 жыл бұрын

No one uses masks or alchool

@Igiveashitofaname

3 жыл бұрын

@@portuguisianbralizian3293 I have used a lot of alcohol during the pandamic!

@portuguisianbralizian3293

3 жыл бұрын

@@Igiveashitofaname gud name tho

@decowl3741

3 жыл бұрын

Do you guys mean drinking alcohol cause drinking wont work

As a kid, my strategy was to start in Greenland so I wouldn’t have to worry about getting it latter

@shafkatctg760

Жыл бұрын

good luck getting out of greenland

@Oh...1tsSeven

Жыл бұрын

@@shafkatctg760 Greenland leaves pretty early, the problem is that no one goes there

@shafkatctg760

Жыл бұрын

@@Oh...1tsSeven cold, low infection rate.

@Lemon_And_A_Half

Жыл бұрын

Same

@luminification

Жыл бұрын

And then Madagascar is the problem

"Even though Brazil started working on a cure it will still take 144 years to get it". As a brazillian scientist I find this sadly realistic.

@AigroM

4 жыл бұрын

As a brazillian i also agree!!!!

@Hawzzy02

4 жыл бұрын

Monk lol anybody who knows Brazil well will agree with it hahah

@gardian06_85

4 жыл бұрын

Brazil probably has a thriving and genius scientific community that will........

@KarmasAB123

4 жыл бұрын

What kind of scientist are you?

@RockingRavine

4 жыл бұрын

@@KarmasAB123 I am an Agronomic Engineer currently working with Hops and its edaphology, but I also have friends in the medical research field.

I feel he could put a picture of himself in within the stock photos and no one will ever know

@connorhughes8291

4 жыл бұрын

He did

@MirissStargazer

4 жыл бұрын

@@connorhughes8291 you get my attention now

@sam-9078

4 жыл бұрын

He was in a video before, but it was a yogscast one but now i camf find it

@thanos8641

4 жыл бұрын

Hmmm...

@nephatrine

4 жыл бұрын

@@sam-9078 He's been in multiple videos with them in person.

Spiff is the only person we would accept an egg from in these trying times

@puggumpus

Жыл бұрын

What about Danny Devito?

@clodolcmidnights837

Жыл бұрын

Tho,He would probably find some way to make us pay for it 100+ times

@danielbattle7620

9 ай бұрын

I don’t get it?

@Peanutnibbler

8 ай бұрын

​@@danielbattle7620🥚

the trick to this game even on the hardest difficulty seems to be stay silent but highly infectious until you have a solid foothold in every country like close to 50% or so then roll out the death throws.

@daxasd3270

Жыл бұрын

not true. Different types of illness (bacteria, virus etc.) requires different strategies. In general it does work, but there are different strategies there.

@medicgaming9117

Жыл бұрын

100% for me lol

@efulmer8675

Жыл бұрын

My record for fastest destruction of humanity is with the virus in 283 days on Mega Brutal and I went all in on the mutation rate (Darwinist...) and invested in two symptoms at the beginning and then just transmissions and abilities. You get more DNA points the higher your severity is.

@kepler6873

Жыл бұрын

There are two generally applicable strategies. The one your describing is passive play. It’s more reliable but gets lower scores, and in my opinion is less interesting than the second method: aggressive play. Aggressive play has you abusing the extra red bubble dna from severity to get dramatically higher stats while trying not to get too serious too early before getting at least one infection on each island. It’s harder but a lot more fun IMO! If you haven’t tried an aggressive game then try playing as you normally do but grab coughing, sneezing, and pneumonia (rich, urban, and cold boost for free) then play as normal

@de_gree

Жыл бұрын

you cant do this strategy on mega brutal, your disease will always get detected when your starting country is almost fully infected

“nice, fun, relaxing, casual game.” *Annihilates humanity*

@hmmmooops

3 жыл бұрын

*Annihilates humanity in a fun, relaxing, casual way**

@emberdragon4248

3 жыл бұрын

*smokes a rolled up liver*

@jacobmartinez38

3 жыл бұрын

Jack Mudger look at the like count now.

World: Tries to cure disease Disease: *So you have chosen death*

@sabribeser2268

4 жыл бұрын

Greenland:pathetic

@gram.

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely loving these epicly creative and original covid jokes, totally creased at every 'noises' and any other generic KZread comment memes.

@RonaldTrumpOfficial

2 жыл бұрын

@@sabribeser2268 The North Pole: Amateurs.

@f1shyspace

2 жыл бұрын

@@gram. sussy baka amogus 😳😳😳

You know you are a pro exploiter when you watch the spiffing brit and know exactly what he is gonna do.

@General_C

Жыл бұрын

Shame it doesn't work on Mobile. Ahh well.

@JustRandomguyl0l

Жыл бұрын

The power of bri'ish man exploiting the game creators spend hours being exploited the most unusual ways / the game creators after their game they were doing for year or months suddenly getting exploited the most unstanderd and stupidiest way by some britsh guy : 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

@JustRandomguyl0l

8 ай бұрын

@@RL_Happy sure man

"Nobody washed their hands" "Sick people given hugs" Why didn't you just name it Covid???

@UltmtDestroyer

3 жыл бұрын

Copyright

@Xetheon

3 жыл бұрын

@Cue ball covid-19 gone. YAY pax-12 is killing people. AWW

@mr_breadloaf3012

3 жыл бұрын

Ultimate Destroyer a virus name can’t be copyrighted you would just get demonized

@UltmtDestroyer

3 жыл бұрын

@@mr_breadloaf3012 wouldn't the creator of Corona virus use him?

@hypercoder-gaming

3 жыл бұрын

But people do wash their hands. CO stands for Corona, VI stands for Virus, and D stands for disease. CO VI D, a VIRUS, not a bacteria. 19 is for 2019, when COVID-19 started. So, a bacteria would be closer to "COBA-19". However, it still wouldn't look like a virus.

I still like naming my disease "I know what" so the game tells me "I know what has destroyed the world" but never explains itself.

@uberwolf_44gaming43

4 жыл бұрын

Absoloute genius...

@safetytheflamewolf

4 жыл бұрын

I think my only successful bacteria was named Minecraft.

@maruftim

4 жыл бұрын

clever

@Braindamagedpotato

4 жыл бұрын

no one us a better name

@Braindamagedpotato

4 жыл бұрын

or nothing

Greenland is infected in Plague Inc : *"Yes, finally! We won!"* _Greenland is infected in real life : _*_"Oh no, we're doomed"_*

@ThePhoneix999

4 жыл бұрын

Don't forget Madagascar

@Azaghal1988

4 жыл бұрын

@@ThePhoneix999 or iceland

@saltysovet

4 жыл бұрын

@@Azaghal1988 NO

@wombat4191

4 жыл бұрын

But greenland will start bombing the infected cities so we are fine

@mydickisunbelievablysmallb8132

4 жыл бұрын

Greenland: “I’ve won, but at what cost?”

Man I just gotta say even before starting the video, I used to love beating the early version game haha. Just infect everyone first and save up a few points to activate multiple symptoms at once. Too easy.

@ExhibitAredactedEXPUNGED

Жыл бұрын

They changed it now. Even on casual you get detected after reaching critical mass. Even with zero severity. Which, I find much more interesting.

@Caseyy04

Жыл бұрын

Thank God they made it harder

@ExhibitAredactedEXPUNGED

Жыл бұрын

@@Caseyy04 it is a lot more fun. Sadly the free version does not allow all scenarios and mega brutal. Which is rather unfortunate.

@Caseyy04

Жыл бұрын

@@ExhibitAredactedEXPUNGED eh, it does. And even with all the stuff, it's cheaper than the evolved version. I bought it because your not forced too, and after paying .99 cents you can get everything else in the game by simply unlocking it. I payed for it because I loved the game and wanted to support the creator, but otherwise I find it good

@ExhibitAredactedEXPUNGED

Жыл бұрын

@@Caseyy04 it does not, you just stated you paid for it. :/

In game spiff is always "profits are more important than life" "child labor is cheaper" "if they die then you don't need to pay them" etc, but when talking about real life things he's always hosting charities and urging people to stay inside and be nice and stuff.

This man is not Spiffing Brit. The Spiffing Brit that we all know and love would never, under any circumstance, give up Yorkshire Tea.

@phat_wrat4803

4 жыл бұрын

fax

@metenrog

4 жыл бұрын

In fact, Yorkshire tea purifys all water and cleanses the body of all ailments. The only side effect is increased charisma.

@Pancakeli

4 жыл бұрын

I think when he said "a sacrifice I'm willing to make" he meant he was willing to get a horrible disease if it meant he could still drink tea

@Dr.exsack

4 жыл бұрын

quarantine drives everyone crazy after a certain time.

@distantignition

4 жыл бұрын

But what a way to go out!

KZread: Try not to mention the deadly viru- Spiff: *This is a story all about how...*

@NoxaUwU

4 жыл бұрын

I’d like to take a minute.

@nikkimitchable

4 жыл бұрын

@@NoxaUwU just sit right there

@jackbennett6902

4 жыл бұрын

@@nikkimitchable This the story of a disease that could spread through the air.

@DarknezzMadnezz

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackbennett6902 and makes you poo in your underwear.

@rijimon5213

4 жыл бұрын

@@jackbennett6902 from a bat caught in wuhan was born and raised through contact Is how i go place to place.

Some advice from a someone who's played Plague Inc. for a long time. I love the first exploit, having been someone who uses it every time a new plague comes out. But, spiff is not right about / doesn't know some of the game's mechanics, to the point where some of that knowledge would allow him to break the game even further. Not that I blame him, since most of this information comes from viewing the disease templates in the scenario editor, which show you what each trait changes, and can show you lots of other stuff like world events, ship routes, airplane routes, etc. 3:44 Investing in Drug Resistance at this point is just, well, unwise. Brazil is a hot country, so he should get Heat Resistance (HR), or at the very least, Insect I (although Insect I & II give less hot effectiveness than HR at a larger price, only making up for it in a bonus to infectivity; Insect I & II give +0.4 hot effectiveness (HE) and 12 infectivity at 29 DNA, whereas HR I & II give +0.9 HE at 33 DNA). Spiff thinks that he needs Drug Resistance because he's not in a poor country, but that just isn't true. Drug Resistance only adds to "Wealthy Country Effectiveness", which the game says "Increases the disease's ability to spread in wealthy countries", meaning it only affects wealthy countries, not countries that are neither wealthy nor poor. 4:42 While it is true that Pneumonia adds cold effectiveness, it only adds 0.05 to it, so don't use it as a substitute for Cold Resistance I, which gives 0.3 cold effectiveness. 5:09 He's forgetting completely about Russia, which sends ships to Greenland, also Sweden doesn't send any ships to Iceland or Greenland. Also, Russia and Norway are the only countries that send ships to Greenland. 7:33 People, including me, tend to think that reshuffles destroy parts of current research. But, from what I can tell, reshuffles only add work to the cure, not get rid of it. No, seriously, if you go into the Scenario Editor and see what a genetic reshuffle does, it will show that has "0.25 change to cure requirement", which means it probably adds 0.25 units of something to the current cure requirement. Genetic Hardening has a "Research Inefficiency Multiplier" of 0.1, which I presume is actually added to the current inefficiency multiplier, so no surprise there. My point is, reshuffles don't actually get rid of cure progress. 12:53 A Spore Burst, for some reason, also adds 10 to airplane, ship, and land transmission. Spore Eruption adds 50 to each. I'll save Spore Hardening for later. 13:05 This is just nitpicking, but it only increases costs by 1 DNA point, so it would be 1, 2, 3, 4, not 1, 2, 4, 6, 8. 13:25 Here is where Spiff could've started really cheesing the system. But first, you have to know something about the red bubbles that not many people know about. The more severity you have, the more DNA you get from these red bubbles. The DNA bonus you get is still random, and I think it has diminishing returns, but most I've been able to get is somewhere around 3-4 points per bubble on average. Usually, with 0 severity, you get 1 DNA point, sometimes maybe 2. He could've spent some points getting Insomnia to boost the DNA bonus from a red bubble, bought a couple spore bursts, then use that extra DNA to get Paranoia, then got the rest of them and raked in a ton of DNA bonuses. 14:29 Actually, Spore Hardening doesn't seem to do what it says it does. It says it releases spores continuously, implying it randomly infects countries with new spores, but it doesn't seem to do that. I even just tested this, I played a game on Fungus, made sure to be so aggressive that New Guinea closed their ports before I infected them, killed most of the world, and just waited with Spore Hardening, and New Guinea never got infected. So, what does it do? Well, it adds 900 to airplane, ship, and land transmission. Yes, that's right, 900, to all of them. This is probably why it seems the disease is infecting random countries, countries which don't border any other infected countries; it's because the land transmission is so high it infects it's borders very quickly. Anyways, I'm gonna stop nitpicking now.

@mennymoto

9 ай бұрын

Buy yourself an hamster

@Onewingedangle42

5 ай бұрын

Touch some grass

@Oroborus710

5 ай бұрын

That's a lot of useful information, thanks for commenting.

@Billyhog

Ай бұрын

Want some carpal tunnel syntome cream?

Me, a Portuguese person: *sees Portugal is put as part of Spain* A N G E R Y

@joaocaetano8529

3 жыл бұрын

Angery para crlh mm

@Yumao420

3 жыл бұрын

As it should be xd

@juanjotur114

3 жыл бұрын

Spain with Catholic Kings be like

@Dragonspirit223

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, they added Alaska as part of Canada too...

@whitetigeryt5140

3 жыл бұрын

Irritante pra crl

Prion: *Causes cough* Infected: Hrm I don't think I'm sick Prion: *Kills* How to Win Plague: Never be found in the first place.

@pauloandrade925

4 жыл бұрын

Well until you get total organ failure...

@ArtisChronicles

4 жыл бұрын

That's how I lost. People died to fast and the disease stopped being spread.

@CheesyCore

4 жыл бұрын

nano bots wanna have a say about that

@CheesyCore

4 жыл бұрын

@@ArtisChronicles always keep reservation of DNA to devolve mutations. keep severity as low as possible (while giving you enough DNA to not run out of gas) and don't mass kill until every single country (ESPECIALLY the islands, always get greenland and NZ undetected) has been infected, ideally when nobody left healthy

@taoboyce6412

4 жыл бұрын

@@CheesyCore That strategy works for most normal games, but if you ever decide to do brutal or MEGA brutal you will find that you have to kill and infect at the same time. Necrosis is incredibly important because it turns dead bodies into infectivity.

i just realized he created HIS OWN STOCK PHOTOS with logo, brand name and everything. the dedication of the craft is commendable

@mickobee

4 жыл бұрын

They always have that man

@noahwendrich3175

4 жыл бұрын

Fun story behind that. Back in the day Spiff used regular stock images in his videos, but when youtube started going copywrite crazy all his videos were getting demonotized for the stock photos... To combat this he just bought the rights to the photos, but the viewers felt that the lack of branding on the photos took away from the charm so he created his own branding and stuck that on it. If you watch his older videos they'll have the orginal branding on the stock photos

@AlwaysBolttheBird

4 жыл бұрын

@@noahwendrich3175 just remember that technically KZread didn't do anything. It was another company abusing the copyright system

@BTheBlindRef

4 жыл бұрын

@@AlwaysBolttheBird No, it was a company properly defending their copyright. He was using other people's copyrighted images without paying for them. He fixed it later on. Good for him, but the original owners of the pictures weren't "abusing" anything.

@Zack_Wester

4 жыл бұрын

@@noahwendrich3175 small correction he had paid for the right to use them (stock images) He just choiced to not remove use the version whit out the copyright stripes just because. the next video he uploaded whit out the stripes but people complained becuaes by that time spiffs exploit videos whit the free version stock photos was sort of part of his brand. so he added his own Copyright stripes to the pictures.

tip: when you start on normal just don't evolve any symptoms but evolve transmission and if you auto evolve a symptom just de evolve it to get dna point so just infect the whole world being undetected because nobody will really get checked up because no symptoms right

@saintupid7034

Жыл бұрын

When you play it this way, you risk losing through cure on higher difficulties

@efulmer8675

Жыл бұрын

This strategy also doesnt work very well with the diseases that cost dna points to devolve rather than refund.

I like the phrase 'exploits that the developers have no way of addressing'

Me: How do i beat the game? Spiff: Turn down difficulity.

@theamici

4 жыл бұрын

Ignore me if you're joking, but that's missing the point and seems u quit the video too early. Only reason why he reduced difficulty was so that he could end the game quicker and get to the exploit which is independent of difficulty.

@yoboialex

4 жыл бұрын

@@theamici I really wanna r/woooosh rn

@DracoVictorious

4 жыл бұрын

@@yoboialex nah, he realized it could be a joke but gave advice just in case.

@yoboialex

4 жыл бұрын

@@DracoVictorious I know that's why I said I wanted to but I didn't because he admitted that it could have been a joke

@panagiotismagos3649

4 жыл бұрын

@@yoboialex As someone that has played plague inc, beating a game on normal is a joke without even genes and using genes really isnt that much of an exploit. (not hating on the video, it was still very entertaining) But when someone whatches a video about exploits, they expect something that will help them beat mega brutal difficulty (which, if you are not familiar with the game, is as the name suggests very hard)

3:16 Actually drinking tea prevented thousands of deaths in Medieval England. Cholera, a fatal bacteria spread by drinking dirty water was killed by Englishmen boiling their water to make tea.

@sokar_rostau

4 жыл бұрын

Tea didn't arrive in Britain until the 17th century. That's Modern, not Medieval.

@bigchungus5409

4 жыл бұрын

Sokar Rostau Guess I’m a century behind.

@abijo5052

3 жыл бұрын

@@bigchungus5409 more than a century. The early modern period in England started in 1485. But cholera was a huge problem well into the 19th century (with many major epidemics throughout the century).

@tomasgoes

3 жыл бұрын

What type of savage let's their water boil when making tea?! Preposterous.

@perpetual_suffering1458

3 жыл бұрын

@@tomasgoes bruh imagine liking tea, that shit tastes as boring as hot water, I'm a ride and die coffee gang for life

I love how ridiculous the transition from infecting to killing is in this game. It goes from completely harmless bacteria to complete bodily shutdown and exploding organs or something in like 3 seconds

"We've managed to get to Madagascar" *remembers that one flash game where you had to cross all your fingers and toes that you'd start there or you were doomed* Oh thank TEA.

@cernunnos8917

3 жыл бұрын

that was PANDEMIC, i believe, the spiritual predecessor to plague inc and a direct inspiration for it. plague inc is kinda just a better, more polished and featured version of it

@azarinevil

2 жыл бұрын

Now, at least on harder difficulties, you have to start in Greenland in Plague Inc. or you can end up so screwed. Those of us with 100+ hours have cursed the name of Greenland more times than there are people living there 😂

"the end of humani-tea as we know it"

@crafterboy27

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@keyboardsmoosh

3 жыл бұрын

U smart guy That’s comedy

@totsuka2213

3 жыл бұрын

@@keyboardsmoosh sure is

"I strongly recommend coughing because it is very good along with pneumonia" *Sweats nervously while reading Corona virus symptoms

@oceanbytez847

3 жыл бұрын

Ohhh jeez. Cv19 just got the sweating symptom... Your infected!!!

@danielthecake8617

2 жыл бұрын

uhm, somebody just evolved breaking the brain barrier...

Spiff: It’s a very spiffing thing to do to help those in need also spiff: time to enslave the world

Oh my god. We're living in the easy mode world option in plague inc.

@cedaagent

Жыл бұрын

2 years later. I wonder what difficulty it is.

@CanYouPeeInYourAss

11 ай бұрын

​@@cedaagentidk maybe brutal or normal

@cedaagent

11 ай бұрын

@@CanYouPeeInYourAss idk, I feel like on normal everyone would be dead by now

@derigel7662

10 ай бұрын

I mean we survived....almost like there was only a .02% of dying unless you were ob....i mean "body positive" or over the age of 65....wild wasnt it that we crippled economies and ruined peoples lives financially

Actually if a disease were to be transmitted by water, tea would be one of the safest things to drink!

@huntercarneystandup

4 жыл бұрын

very true

@mohdanasmohdnor1608

4 жыл бұрын

Boi.....

@richterman3962

4 жыл бұрын

That's why historically we always drank ale

@Zuldaar

4 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment. Water transmited diseases are pretty common, pretty much the reason why you shouldn't drink unfiltered river water.

@harrisonworley936

4 жыл бұрын

Simon WoodburyForget id have thought the bacteria would have died when the water was boiled

"Ireland is part of the UK" Controversial comments incoming "Sweden, Norway or DENMARK" *Angry german ranting*

@FluffyDragon

4 жыл бұрын

None of the United Kingdom are United, and we're not looking so Great in Britain these days either

@slimretro2659

4 жыл бұрын

@ so Denmark is a fake country now buddy?

@PalmelaHanderson

4 жыл бұрын

@@slimretro2659 A vast conspiracy of cartographers.

@liamdesmet6498

4 жыл бұрын

@@rasmuskppler2859 It also counts Belgium as France for some reason

@slimretro2659

4 жыл бұрын

Also why tf things like middle east and central europe are freakin countries? 😂

Me in plauge inc: has infected the world and killed 1 billion people. Plauge inc: placed on who watchlist.

Once you have gotten to at least 2 different continents in total, save up for the two bird perks and you will have a huge burst of new infections across the globe, it's so broken if it works

"The UK includes all of Ireland". Incorrect my good man, the simple fact is that Ireland now includes all of the UK.

@thatguy1379

4 жыл бұрын

I like this idea

@connoreng6237

4 жыл бұрын

Nice another fellow NRA

@thatguy1379

4 жыл бұрын

@@connoreng6237 I think you want an I where that n is

@AigroM

4 жыл бұрын

The game incorporated Paraguay and Uruguay as a piece of Brazil !!!

@StealJoe69420

4 жыл бұрын

Germany also includes Austria and the Netherlands...sounds oddly familiar...

No one does dare to play this game Spiff: only caring about the controversial topic of Ireland and the UK

@GiblixStudio

4 жыл бұрын

actually... i've played the game more recently. even played the corona campaign in order to wipe out humanity. it was...awesome :)

@harvey3086

4 жыл бұрын

DemonicWolf Northern Ireland is the Republic of Ireland isn’t

@2Fat2Furi0us

4 жыл бұрын

I actually have a lot of videos regarding this game.

@herman1francis

4 жыл бұрын

@@callumwright7459 worry not, 26+6 still equals 1

@jackmaull5104

4 жыл бұрын

@@2Fat2Furi0us shameless plug

The fact it started to become lethal was in 2021 scares me about the future.

@redretribution1789

3 жыл бұрын

I mean Covid is already lethal so worry not for humanity shall meet its end sooner than expected

@oceanbytez847

3 жыл бұрын

@@redretribution1789 and instead of reacting more to the virus over time humanity has kind of gained a level of apathy towards it instead.

@coldbutdark9399

3 жыл бұрын

oh no

@killersparky4044

3 жыл бұрын

@@Chr1sto4 or if you're old person young kid have any kind of lung problem ex asma or have problems with any other organs

@williambrennan1658

3 жыл бұрын

@@killersparky4044 no young kids are practically immune

"So, how do you normally unlock jeans?" - The Spiffing Brit 2020 2:06

Gen options should include "charisma", representing the number of people willing to infect themselves even when told to quarentine.

@rickymcgowen6776

3 жыл бұрын

So like the rioters in America?

@theteutonking3306

3 жыл бұрын

@@rickymcgowen6776 'so like the idiots in America?' You mean? Not just protesters outside.

@rickymcgowen6776

3 жыл бұрын

@@theteutonking3306 When you start burning shit down, you at that point, cece to be a protester.

@theteutonking3306

3 жыл бұрын

@@rickymcgowen6776 and not everyone is doing that

@rickymcgowen6776

3 жыл бұрын

@@theteutonking3306 But the news is calling the ones that are burning shit down, Protesters. They're not. They are rioters.

>Plague Inc gains more attention during a pandemic Coincidence? I think not

@AK45W

4 жыл бұрын

Somehow I've managed to find you in almost every video I watched :/ impressive

@midievalcat7770

4 жыл бұрын

You are one of the comment gods of KZread

@AK45W

4 жыл бұрын

@@midievalcat7770 you're not wrong :l

@bari4007

4 жыл бұрын

Why do I see you on every plague inc video on KZread

@BotanixB

4 жыл бұрын

Game company engineered a virus to boost game sales.

"We can all get through this easily " made me laugh.

Imagine this in real life like being the one of the last 100,000 people knowing your going to go extinct

Every professional plague inc. Player be like: BRUH HE INVESTED IN SYMPTOMS TOO EARLY

@tewu8257

3 жыл бұрын

*every noob plague inc player. It is better to go with symptoms because they give you a lot of infectivity

@samx23

3 жыл бұрын

@@tewu8257 well...it depends

@Lord_David.

3 жыл бұрын

I have top speedruns were I start with symptoms on mega brutal. No sure what you're on about

@TobeyBlomfield

3 жыл бұрын

SAM X23 if your playing easy then sure you can do it, but there’s no way that works on mega brutal

@Lord_David.

3 жыл бұрын

@@TobeyBlomfield Yes, you can. It's actually the best way of doing it. Thanks. Git gud.

"We're going to start our brand new disease right here in China" - Spiff O.O

@EighmyLupin

4 жыл бұрын

@conan263 Wait you don't believe they went from millions of infected to none in a matter of days? That sounds super racist of you. /s

@OneEyeDollar6

4 жыл бұрын

@Rtu Barmen The dude was making a joke you troglodyte.

@haskinsian

4 жыл бұрын

Well, tea IS from China after all!

@TinPrince

4 жыл бұрын

@@EighmyLupin well if you literally shut down your entire country and force people into their rooms etc it's not surprising they have better numbers than everywhere else.

@cccbbbaaa110

4 жыл бұрын

@@TinPrince well if you kill the people first before they die from the disease then the number will always be zero.

Look, we need to rename the "British Isles" because... reasons. Hows about the WISE Isles: Wales, Ireland, Scotland, England. It has a very nice ring to it, plus we have owls :) Pass it on to queenie next time you see her.

@vexile1239

Жыл бұрын

Hmm actually that is a good idea

fun concept for anti piracy measures in this game: -only available pathogen type is pirate -the game starts normally but no matter how hard you try, you can’t infect anyone else or try to kill the host -the game gives notices such as the country picking up on you not paying to play -a cure to your heinous deed starts developing as the world collectively tries and fails to raise 20 dollars for you -you lose after cure efforts fail and the game asks you to buy a legitimate copy

@szymciogaming9712

3 жыл бұрын

yes. no, nothing more, just *yes.*

fucking hilarious "we are going to start our new disease in china " "we have already infected most of the known world and its only a few months in"

@szymciogaming9712

3 жыл бұрын

* laughs in covid *

@liamdegnian2854

3 жыл бұрын

@@szymciogaming9712 I think you mean *cough* Often mistaken

@szymciogaming9712

3 жыл бұрын

@@liamdegnian2854 who are you, a Karen? Of course i'm not mistaken

@djweavergamesmaster

3 жыл бұрын

@@liamdegnian2854 have you not heard of covid? are you buried under 83 large rocks? edit: I understand now, you meant * coughs in covid *

@kotherrl2512

3 жыл бұрын

@@szymciogaming9712 🤦‍♀️

"First death in Argentina" Shows Angola Illusion 100

@GenericInternetter

3 жыл бұрын

Everywhere that begins with "A" where something bad happens is Argentina by default.

@thefurry7165

3 жыл бұрын

@@GenericInternetter Argentinian here, can confirm.

@maximodubs4189

3 жыл бұрын

@@GenericInternetterAmérica*

@lucasharvey8990

3 жыл бұрын

@@maximodubs4189 oof, that hit me right in the bald eagle.

"let's pick up 'Necrosis' cause that's lovely" - Spiff

His voice sounds amazing And with his British accent, it’s multiplied 10 fold

Lets just hope that guy that made Corona doesnt know this Exploit.

@synchrolord

3 жыл бұрын

Oof

@josephlane1614

3 жыл бұрын

Well he has to kill everyone before he can use this. . .

@60horsedoover600

3 жыл бұрын

Which corona

@HummusSpicey

3 жыл бұрын

Horsedoover excuse me but, Which? WHEN WAS THERE A SECOND ONE?

@ogunguardian6253

3 жыл бұрын

Quite sure he was asking whether he was referring to the beer or virus.

Insert overused coronavirus joke here

@fredericlaine1536

4 жыл бұрын

haha

@AD-en5dq

4 жыл бұрын

underused

@ac.creations

4 жыл бұрын

A man in Africa sneezes, madagascar shuts down EVERYTHING

@caleblewis8169

4 жыл бұрын

Lol XD LMFAO

@hydrogenone6866

4 жыл бұрын

Want to hear a Joke, An coronavirus walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "We don't serve infectious diseases here" The virus replies, "Well, you’re not a very good host.’”

I love how casual his voice is no matter what game he’s playing

Omfg, when you singled out greenland, I felt that in my SOUL

If you randomly hid yourself amongst the stock photos you would tell us, right spiff?

@EighmyLupin

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure he said he did years ago.

@Apotheosis-

4 жыл бұрын

Some of them so have a spiffco water mark soooo...

@goofygoober779

4 жыл бұрын

@Benjamin Finger Imagine what?

@jdhshuajfjueudhbd6227

4 жыл бұрын

@@goofygoober779 He meant to say image, quit being a smartass

@goofygoober779

4 жыл бұрын

@Benjamin Finger Imagine Dragons?

Sadly, this exploit doesn't work on the mobile version.

@hedgie9823

4 жыл бұрын

Unfortunately

@EternalDensity

4 жыл бұрын

Aww man. Well you saved me the time of trying.

@Nevyn515

4 жыл бұрын

Well, that answers my question. Cheers.

@averyeml

4 жыл бұрын

That’s what I was going through the comments to see. I’ve played that game off and on for a little over a year now and I sort of hit a wall in my ability vs. game difficulty in terms of unlocking genes.

@EvanOM

4 жыл бұрын

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

“And we can get through all this quickly” yes 10 months later and we really did get through it quickly

@frog8175

3 жыл бұрын

We're still in it. Most of the world doesn't have access to the vaccines & the countries that do, there are people who don't want to take it.

The guy who’s playing plague inc in the Area 51 computer after watching this video: *Interesting.*

"We are going to start our brand new disease in china." Oh no spiff what have you done???

"more heat resistant than most" Insert picture of a black man... Spiff?

@Penumant

4 жыл бұрын

I think the image was used because of the pose he's taking like he's literally warm/doing a sexy pose (that sort of heat)

@jamessilly6837

4 жыл бұрын

@@Penumant nah that's just his go to "nice" pic

@matthiasthulman4058

4 жыл бұрын

Hey hey people, Sspiff here

@howardlam6181

4 жыл бұрын

@@Penumant It's just a "racist" joke. It's perfectly fine.

@FrogOnAHorse

4 жыл бұрын

@Masturbation Toothbrush local man doesn't understand melanin

As an Irish person; Never call Ireland part of the UK will end with someone beating you up and stealing your shoes.

My good fellow here consistently takes "save scumming" to an artistry level henceforth unseen. Jolly good show and congratulations, you've made a recognisable and enjoyable game out of cheating in games. Impressive.

Hey Spif, you should do the exploit in Civilization 5 where you can steal tech from other civs even if they haven't researched it, like stealing rocketry from a civ in the Renaissance era. Look it up, I think it would be a fun video!

Spiff: An Exploit that the devs have no way of controlling God in 2020: :0

@JK-ei7wr

4 жыл бұрын

God: “whelp, I’ve f**ked this one up”

@jinn8465

Жыл бұрын

Remember, God has to actually succeed first. THEN the exploit works.

"Imagine if we had to stop drinking tea ... but at the end of the day it's a sacrifice you have to take." I think I'd rather let humanity die. I also think that might be the least British thing you've ever said.

When you glitch the game so hard it affects the real world

Ireland is a part of the UK **VERY Angry car noises**

@realprotonn

4 жыл бұрын

*A N G E R Y I R I S H N O I S E S*

@lordyharim1141

4 жыл бұрын

*ANGER INTENSIFIES*

@realprotonn

4 жыл бұрын

@@lordyharim1141 A N G E R Y

@sert1197

4 жыл бұрын

@Patrick yes, username checks out, I too am named Patrick.

@tbgamin9593

3 жыл бұрын

H A P P Y B R I T I S H N O I S E S “Laughs in Britannia”

"Now with all of that happy fun stuff out of the way, its time to get into the desolation of the human race." Possibly the best sentence I've heard all quarantine.

Real OG's played Plague Inc before 2020.

this game is a huge rabbit hole and I love every second of it.

Spiff is so powerful hes actually controlling the real world!

@ThatGuy-sw9ic

4 жыл бұрын

Can confirm this is true

"We're not technically in a poor country" - Spiff on brazil

@spwol

4 жыл бұрын

He is techinically right, but Brazil isn't a rural country like the game says it is

@CottidaeSEA

4 жыл бұрын

Brazil itself isn't poor. There's loads of money in the country and loads of resources. It's just that the majority of the population never gets to see any of it.

@cartermariano

4 жыл бұрын

It was the 6th world economy until ~2015 so no, it's not a poor country.

@LuizAlexPhoenix

4 жыл бұрын

@@spwol Well, it's mainly a rural economy and political system, where there is more bovine cattle than human cattle in the country and both serve the same masters focusing on exporting wealth to live in their own bubbles while the bankers and media line up to help. Plus, besides the state capitals most cities are quite small compared to their European counterparts. Not that I agree with the game, just pointing out that the country of gado being rural makes sense as far as the modifier goes, higher infectivity based on cattle.

@enzoqueijao

4 жыл бұрын

Brazil does have a large economy, but it is very unequally distribuited.

I have almost never watched a plague inc video on KZread, yet this was on my recommended right after I installed the game. FBI agent?

An apocalypse has never been so entertaining. Great stuff and always fun to watch ^_^

"Staying home"? Ha! I'm essential, peons! I don't stay home! Essential! I can't stay home, my work needs me! And i need a paycheck... essential... my corporate overlords demand that I work in an environment welcoming 15,000 people in its doors over this past weekend... HELP ME.

@MCOmegaX123

4 жыл бұрын

Too bad you don't live in Skyrim or the various Wastelands of the post-nuclear world, where 'essential' means you cannot die, period.

@Tsuyoshi_Kanda

4 жыл бұрын

@@MCOmegaX123 I liked new vegas and morrowind better for the reason that no one is essential

@pencilbender

4 жыл бұрын

theres pandemic international laws that you can base your lawsuit on.

@mudcrab3420

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tsuyoshi_Kanda Hmmm... My job is Skyrim Essential. I get sick. Pass out. Stagger to feet. Get sick. Pass Out. Stagger to feet. Get sick. Pass out... My job is New Vegas Essential. I get sick. Die. Get replaced by a mildly self aware near clone so the Prophecy of the Universe doesn't collapse. Oh dear.

@Tsuyoshi_Kanda

4 жыл бұрын

@@mudcrab3420 Who gets replaced? you can literally kill everyone and the "prophecy" doesnt collapse

Spiff's advice of the moment: "I strongly recommend coughing"

I love that you brought out a plague video during COVID. That's exactly the British thing to do

@ExhibitAredactedEXPUNGED

Жыл бұрын

And gave no credit to the guy that showcased the fungus glitch. So cool.

@Bob-wn4zd

Жыл бұрын

@@ExhibitAredactedEXPUNGED he colonised the fungus glitch

Oh man. I've used this exploit before I ever knew about your channel but it's still fun to see.

Mitten squad has been proven incorrect, the game is indeed, "perfectly" balanced

@l_miester456

4 жыл бұрын

Louis Gunstone well they are both correct Spiff found a way to cheekily unlock all genes way faster than you should be able to Mitten Squad failed to win the game without manually mutating So they’re both right

*Spiff:* Well done for staying indoors that deserves a cup of tea! *Me:* The almighty one has granted me a gift!

i used this video when it came out to get every custom gene in the game. cheers and thanks for the exploit lol! 🤝

When I see Spiff I know it's a good day

Most OP combo: Skin lesion and Anemia can get some pretty infectious combo going. That's how I won with all types on the hardest difficulty. Combine that with extreme bio aerosol and you're good to go!

@elijahwise4550

4 жыл бұрын

IrontMesdent add necrosis and you’re all set

@IrontMesdent

4 жыл бұрын

Elijah Wise I usually wait a bit for necrosis (if I end up using it) because it is pretty severe and sometimes ports will shut down early because of that.

@truesquare5564

4 жыл бұрын

SPEAK ENGLISH (Didnt understand any single word you said)

@illie3513

4 жыл бұрын

Rishi Sharma bruh

@IrontMesdent

4 жыл бұрын

@@truesquare5564 Non, le roi de France exige que je limite votre compréhension puique vous n'êtes que des barbare qui vivent sur une île mouillée.

Tea is made of boiled water, so depending on the disease, tea would be safe.

@dragonix8527

4 жыл бұрын

Most teas will turn out bad and bitter if you boil the water. Only a few like black tea require the water to be that hot for it to turn out well. Most teas are made at lower temperatures, so the water would still be subjective to bacterial contamination.

@SmackcrackIV

4 жыл бұрын

Prince Dragonix you do realize you can boil the water, let it cool to the temp appropriate for your tea and then brew it? It’s not difficult...

@dragonix8527

4 жыл бұрын

And while that will handle most bacteria, letting it sit and cool again opens up avenues for other airborne strains to recontaminate the water. Standing water is never completely safe. Basic high school microbiology. Granted that is highly unlikely to pose a threat, but that wasn't my intended point.

@nekoimouto4639

4 жыл бұрын

@@SmackcrackIV But what if the contaminants aren't in the water, but in the tea?

@niccatipay

4 жыл бұрын

Note to everyone here. Spores can survive boiling and UV lamps. Auto clave will save you.

this is the most fun looking game ive ever seen and i want to play it right now

Hey Spiff, coming in 2021 and didn’t know your channel back then. The intro was really touching, all my best to you and yours!

When the pop-up said “Think what would happen in real life” it hurt...

A desease transferable by water... Colera: but of course I know him, he's me

Brit: *saying a super sweet speech* After: *killing everyone around the world* (in game btw)

Never had tea before. Nice video and a wonderful british voice.

12:02 *slowly opens mouth to allow tea to drip back into the mug*

@elowenminer7748

4 жыл бұрын

Ryan Totten you gonna finish that?

As a Brazilian fan I'm not even mad, just disappointed with how accurate that video actually is.

@canedaoinutil9395

4 жыл бұрын

Acontece.

@tiaoli8866

4 жыл бұрын

Sim :(

@huntercarneystandup

4 жыл бұрын

air planes are legit for spreading

@Hscj1989

4 жыл бұрын

Verdade kkkkkkkk

Show the no symptoms exploit where you dont get symptoms and so no one realizes you exist until they are all infected

@Ampheline

Жыл бұрын

I had that on my first few runs, It's nigh impossible to get the points to start killing people before you go extinct.

@sonicfan4511

Жыл бұрын

@@Ampheline When I've done it I always have enough to get total organ failure, and the deaths let get necrosis.

@Ampheline

Жыл бұрын

@@sonicfan4511 I usually go overkill and get a bunch of things with no severity and then don't have enough to get past sneezing and sweating

4:19 I actually spit my beer out laughing because of this

The person controlling the coronavirus seeing this exploit: "Write that down! Write that down!”

Me, with my highly contagious disease: You can't stop me Greenland: I know, but he can Madagascar: *poses menacingly*

@etooamill9528

4 жыл бұрын

I don't know why but for me morocco always give problem

@billybob-ts2rt

4 жыл бұрын

Is tHaT a joJo rEferEnCe

@joelhadfield5205

3 жыл бұрын

I've always just messed around on this game and just played casual, so no idea if it would work on harder difficulties. But I just start my disease in Greenland or Morocco, depending on which has been more persistent lately lol.

@shady9701

3 жыл бұрын

Carabiean though really gave me lots of trouble

@oceanbytez847

3 жыл бұрын

@@joelhadfield5205 Issue with higher difficulties is that weather matters more. Setting your starting nation in extreme environments makes it much harder to survive in the opposite extreme as it has a - modifier. Greenland is cold 2. Equator is hot 2. Everything else is a range. The Base nation sets your base modifier. The genes just add. If you choose greenland your starting resistance is cold:+2 heat:-2 Add genes and your at Cold:+4 heat:0 You wanna try and be +2 all across otherwise you end up with a lopsided infective rate that wastes time and risks a loss.

I said to myself "I should start on my work" and you said "please don't"