Come to Spifftopia, it's the most fun you'll have in your life!! (Please note: this may be the last fun you will have in your life as there is a very small (99%) chance you will die)

@atocanboi409

3 жыл бұрын

Spiffed Away theme park

@MrNight-dg1ug

3 жыл бұрын

Come to Spifftopia; it's the most fun you'll have in your life!!* Two sentences that support one another should be combined with a semi-colon, not a comma.

@RaijinStormWing

3 жыл бұрын

It's a party that never ends, with a host that never dies!

@scorn787

3 жыл бұрын

Unless they're immortal then they will die in the park. It is inevitable.

@awokensleeper

3 жыл бұрын

Hotel California but it's a theme park ran by a brit

My dad would do a playthrough of one of the scenarios, with the goal of trying to get as many people in the park as possible. (We didn't know about the no-exit feature, so this was done properly) Once the scenario was over, he would place down many free balloon stands so that as many people as possible would have balloons. Once that was done, he would systematically delete the pathways in the park, slowly corralling all of the guests together until they end up on a single tile, usually suspended a few layers above the ground. Finally, he would put a single tile of water below the path, and delete the final piece of path, dropping thousands of people to their watery demise. People with balloons will release them when they drown, so you would get a cloud of thousands of balloons floating away for a minute before they all burst in an ear-shattering "POP".

@ryangallagher8194

3 жыл бұрын

That somehow reminds me of how I would pick up guests and toss them far, far, far out into the wilderness, and see how long it took their pathing to bring them back to society. Some never did.

@WickerOctopus

3 жыл бұрын

This was the most horrific thing I’ve read today. Nice.

@ranaghast

3 жыл бұрын

Beautiful

@alyshay82597

3 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of my childhood, almost brought a tear to my eye

@smatchimo645

3 жыл бұрын

here I was thinking I was a monster for dropping those 2 lazy ass janitors into the lake :(

Visitor: "Wait... it's all Mr. Bone's Wild Ride?" Spiff, locking the gates to Spifftopia: "Always has been, chap."

@Taedrin

3 жыл бұрын

I want to get off Mr. Bone's Wild Ride.

@HurricaneBlade1

3 жыл бұрын

We all want to get off Mr. Bone's Wild Ride.

@milanstevic8424

3 жыл бұрын

We all want to get off Mr. Boner's Wild Ride.

@sdfkjgh

3 жыл бұрын

I like to get off on Mr. Bone's Wild Ride.

@perverse_ince

3 жыл бұрын

The ride never ends

I loved visiting Spifftopia park! In no way did I ever feel threatened while I was there, it was as lovely as a freshly brewed cup of tea!

@PuzzledPsychic

Ай бұрын

What great coasters!

Honestly RCT2 is still one of the best looking videogames out there. No, it's not technically impressive but it has timeless style.

@ward360lol

Жыл бұрын

definitely ahead of it's time. RCT ran so Planet Coaster could sprint

@AliRadicali

Жыл бұрын

Many of these older games' visuals still hold up because the designers/artists put in a lot of painstaking work to make the most of the limited palette and pixels/polygons available to them. With many modern games on the other hand, it feels like they choose that retro pixel look out of laziness, so they can say "stop whining, we made the game look like that on purpose, because nostalgia, see?". Very little effort is made to optimise the designs to whatever arbitrary limitations they set for themselves, so the end result isn't timeless, it's just ugly-on-purpose.

"Man cannot survive off of just spiral slide alone" -The Spiffing Brit 2020

I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.

@mr.skeleton7780

3 жыл бұрын

T O O B A D

@TheSomberlain93

3 жыл бұрын

The ride never ends

@x3seal133

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget.You're here forever.

@kadincochrane

3 жыл бұрын

No bathroom breaks

@JC12223

3 жыл бұрын

WE want to get off Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride.

RCT and RCT2 still hold up. Chris Sawyer is a legend, wrote the game in assembly code basically alone. Frontier made a great entry with RCT3. Atari threw the franchise in a dumpster and set it on fire. Thanks god Frontier came in clutch with Planet Coaster. Edit: Forgot to also shout out the amazing people behind OpenRCT2, they've also put in so much work to keep the game relevant and bringing it to the modern age. Also Marcel Vos is amazing.

“Ladies and gentlemen” counter: 22 “Ladies and gentlemen” per minute: 1.503

@mel0dicHarp

3 жыл бұрын

*minutes per ladies and gentlemen: 1.5 L&G per minute: 0.666 🤔 an auspicious number

AI like: I escaped the park after 4 years nearly dead eating nothing but candy. it was nice, thinking of going back there with my family....

@marcus5044

3 жыл бұрын

Pffft like they would escape

@EdgarRenje

3 жыл бұрын

"Nice adventure"

@acidicvideos8733

2 жыл бұрын

I’m actually really disappointed in this comment section. I thought his viewers were of a mature age but sadly I’m mistaken.

@eugenm6287

2 жыл бұрын

@@acidicvideos8733Yes, no fun allowed here. LET ME SEE THE MANAGER!

@acidicvideos8733

2 жыл бұрын

@@eugenm6287 theirs fun then theirs acting like a autistic child wanting attention.

"as beautiful as a potato wearing make-up can be" Me, an Irish lad: What a beauty.

@mrtoasteer3561

3 жыл бұрын

The FBI doesn't sound very Irish. What does it stand for?

@Momlovebabycharline

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrtoasteer3561 for beutiful ireland

@colinbaumgart4522

3 жыл бұрын

Federal burou of investigation it's and USA thing

@colinbaumgart4522

3 жыл бұрын

Or, "Food Because Intelligence" 🙃

@dimentio2842

3 жыл бұрын

That tayto looking thicc though..

I worked at Six Flags Magic Mountain. Purgatory is such an appropriate name. I was once stopped from leaving the park by a security guard and detained, nearly jumped by 7 other guards, then ultimately was threatened to be told to leave. At which point I laughed at the guard screaming at me, because I was simply trying to walk out the gate the entire time. So this video makes me laugh and is quite accurate.

I love the wonderful Spifftopia park, it was just a blast the last time we visited. Plenty of rides to ride and excellent manage. I am in no way being threatened by park management and this review is 100% authentic

Spiff : “Before you say this website is completely bogus... this is IGN” Everyone : still waiting to hear why the website is not completely bogus.

@SchemeTintFocus

3 жыл бұрын

I did buy it on gog, for the nostalgia

@RokenIsDodelijkOfzo

3 жыл бұрын

It’s ign, in 2002

@Molotov_Milkshake

Жыл бұрын

I mean 'IGN' was the punchline, so not sure wtf you're waiting for.

@susu5331

Жыл бұрын

@@Molotov_Milkshake He probably meant that IGN was not a very trustworthy source (as of today of course)

@Cool20xis

Жыл бұрын

@@Molotov_Milkshake Clearly, this joke just wooshed way over your head. 4 out of 10, Too much water.

Spiff: wondering why a exploit is in the game Me: Wondering how tf someone found out that by placing 4 stacks of 15 layers of a random scenery, placing the worst ride over it and save it to his desktop is even a exploit

@Taolan8472

3 жыл бұрын

By accident. The guy who discovered this stacked themed terrain to try and min-max bonuses, then discovered entirely by accident that the swamp terrain specifically cloned itself if the stack was 15 or greater.

Spifftopia is super fun! I am actually here as we're speaking, I haven't left in 23 years because I am not allow- I mean it's just too fun! In no way is it threatening at all!

The amount of early weekend mornings back in early 2000s loading up RCT 1/2 without remembering to turn my volume down. I always clenched when it started blasting that intro music and I was scared of waking my mom up. I remember reading about the closed signs back then too and always did that. I am so glad you put this in here because it brings out so many memories.

This is like an AI overlord taking "care" of humans. Food, check. Water, check. Toilets, check. Fun? Check. HAVE FUN HUMANS. HAVE FUN 24/7! THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT!

@aspirer4017

3 жыл бұрын

Free will is over rated so this is fine

@thomasrush2095

3 жыл бұрын

You somehow failed to mention the sharks...

@milanstevic8424

3 жыл бұрын

For some reason we need Schwarzenegger's voice to read that comment word by word. We really do. *DIS IS WAHT YOU WAHNT!*

@RogueAmarice

3 жыл бұрын

This is what the Matrix 1.0 looked like.

Oh my gosh, I loved the Spiffventures themepark! It was so aggressively unthreatening and whimsical! They don't bother with nuanced "requirements" like safety belts or bars, and every ride is riddled with character, what with the rickety support beams - so exciting! The sleeping arrangements are to die for, as well - so rustic! I particularly enjoyed the Shark Tank show, where people were selected (at random I'm pretty sure, the lucky buggers) and comically deposited into a large pool of water filled with sharks! I tell ya, that Spiffing gent sure knows how to draw a crowd! The best bit of all is that we never have to leave!

Goes to the bank for the loan. Banker: So what are you going to use this loan for? The Spriffing Brit: So hear me out there is this exploit...

I came close to dying when he said "There is something charming and endearing about convincing people to go on a ride which just moments before they boarded it flew off its own rails and murdered a queue of 14 people.... Produce rollercoasters enough lateral g's to separate skin from the human body" paraphrased a bit but my God... I remember doing the first part of intentionally test crashing coasters then convincing people to go on it with the placement of a single brake.

"RT Game is trapped in purgatory" You mean to imply he wasn't the gatekeeper and host of that place?

@jamesfunnymorrison8305

3 жыл бұрын

@@joweraDE That's exactly what he said, you alright?

@RecklessInternetting

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah Ireland is kind of like that

@jimskywaker4345

3 жыл бұрын

No that’s graystillplays

@tonykristhiofan1113

3 жыл бұрын

@@jimskywaker4345 nah, not enough death

Cursed Swamps are literally why all the best theme parks are in Florida.

@Peztllence

3 жыл бұрын

Can confirm as a floridian

@jaketheberge1970

3 жыл бұрын

Ah but was the swamp cursed before or after the theme parks were built? I'm not saying it's Walt Disney's fault but I very much want it to be true.

@demikus

3 жыл бұрын

hey I can't completely judge since I've never been to any parks in Florida, but Cedar Point up in Ohio is Fantastic, I would say the best.

@dankcatsmemes9219

3 жыл бұрын

Demi Viral is there a dead body in your park

@eros5420

3 жыл бұрын

@@demikus Does it have a cursed swamp?

I remember when I first discovered that you could place No Entry signs and peeps would actually obey the sign. Unfortunately, those signs don't prevent peeps from leaving in RCT3.

Ah, the glorious times when you could get complete, extremely fun games inside your cereal

"It's 18 years old, technically this game can go to a pub and buy a pint if it really wanted to." It will need to after this video. I am positive.

>RTGame walks into a British theme park. RTGame: "Why do I hear boss music?"

@ConnorLinley

3 жыл бұрын

Ugh, heard it In the accent.

@ShevkoMore

3 жыл бұрын

"..soundtrack guy?.."

@ConnorLinley

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShevkoMore that's an underrated comment

@firockfinion3326

3 жыл бұрын

@@ShevkoMore Hah, perfect.

Blocking off the exit doesn't work. You'll notice by the end of the video no people are spawning in and the park rating is at 0. Guests also have a "need" to leave the park after a random amount of time, and the longer it takes them to leave the angrier they will be. Considering this basically caps the amount of people in your park, and most challenges require a park rating of several hundred in addition to guest numbers, the strategy will fail every time. Unless, of course, you put the no exit sign down close to the finish date so that you can take advantage of the small boost in guests right at the end before the people trying to leave get angry enough to tank the park rating.

@Bonde7280

2 жыл бұрын

Also people that wants to leave does not use the shops, and lowering the entrance fee does not make more people visit. For a big park like this visitors will use as much money as they spawned with.

@mbgal7758

2 жыл бұрын

I was about to say the same thing. Once they decide to leave the park they’re not going to spend any more money or do anything except try to leave so blocking the exit is pointless. When they can’t find the park exit that kills the park rating and then no new people want to come because the park rating is low.

@hatyyy

Жыл бұрын

but that doesn't matter, locking innocent families up is fun

@alex_zetsu

Жыл бұрын

Wait if the captive guests can't spend money once they need to loeave, how did this work? He got all the way to June.

I want to get off Mr. Spiff's Wild Ride.

Just hearing his accent instantly puts me in a exploitative mood.

@doggoincorporated3686

3 жыл бұрын

And drink Yorkshire tea

@querceusaspeaker6727

3 жыл бұрын

The hypnosis worked.

@taxevasiongaming

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes

@taxevasiongaming

3 жыл бұрын

Wait what

@tombrown4848

3 жыл бұрын

I got the sudden urge to colonise

Bought this game near the release date: still play it to this day. A timeless classic.

@Hunted0LessShirt

3 жыл бұрын

Every couple years I play RCT1 for a few weeks and always have a fantastic time. My favourite version of this is having one half of the park full of great rides and stuff then having the exits for all those rides point to the other half of the park, the half with the pay-to-pee toilets and terrifying cotton candy creatures and of course, no connecting paths back to the entrances of the rides or in fact the exit to the park.

@EnchantingWings1

Жыл бұрын

I'm more partial to Open RCT2 version as it actually runs on my computer without crashing. I still love the original version. Loved 3 for the ability to "be" on the rollercoaster.

Spiff, loved the video, but you forgot the absolute easiest exploit! The one square hedge maze! Slap down one square of hedge maze, give it an entrance and an exit, and they'll pay almost anything to go through it. For bonus points, have it exit to an unconnected section of park that they can't leave.

Spiff makes such entertaining videos that I don't feel at all threatened in watching.

"imagine being in a park for over half a day!?" Disneyland says hi

@drogenfeld

3 жыл бұрын

or literally any park with the option to sleep there

@valderon3692

3 жыл бұрын

@@drogenfeld My local amusement park was open for 15 hours a day pre covid. I don't think I've ever gone for less than 10-11 hours. So more than half a day sounds like a normal experience to me...

@SephirothRyu

3 жыл бұрын

At least spiff did TRY to let someone out. Once.

@selenagamya1612

3 жыл бұрын

Admission is expensive, so you bet your ass I'm getting as much as I can out of it.

@drogenfeld

3 жыл бұрын

@@valderon3692 I visit not such filthy places, hence my knowledge, or degree to care, seems deemed to be rather insignificant.

"Purgatory, much like the real thing, costs about £ 45 to enter" *Protestant reformation intensifies*

I absolutely love the Spifftopia park! It was a very thrilling and enjoying experience, and the security I admit is the best feature of the park!

Game is 18 years old: "Can buy a pint" Me: Laughs in American

@v1iist

3 жыл бұрын

You mean cry since you have to be 21?

@mariamejia936

2 жыл бұрын

@@v1iist american drinking culture is why kts dangerous to drive. Repeat offenders being given their licenses back. We zhould raise it here only because of idiot adults from cops to judges letting drunk vehicular murderers get away with it multiple times

"I personally recommend this to the Queen. She was impressed that I did not feel in any way scared during my life in spifftopia"

“This game is 18 years old it can go to a pub and get a pint!” cries in american.

@matteoraso8240

3 жыл бұрын

Old enough to die at war, not old enough to have a beer!

@smatchimo645

3 жыл бұрын

F in chat for our responsible drinking age

@konobuzoggu239

3 жыл бұрын

responsible drinking age, yet can drive a car then again, in Japan you can't legally smoke until you're 21

@stevenhunley9486

3 жыл бұрын

@@konobuzoggu239 At least in michigan (not sure if its national) they did increase the smoking age to 21 this year.

@kylemilford8758

3 жыл бұрын

@@stevenhunley9486 yeah, Missouri also 21 for alcohol and all tobacco

I adored visiting Spifftopia, truly at no point was I ever left with a lingering sense of dread or threatened in any way, shape or form. I just... I really love that spiral slide man, it's beautiful!

@ProjectRedfoot

Жыл бұрын

The Perfect Spiral (like in American football!)

holy crap, the nostalgia hahah i always just did the free to build park and went nuts

'they've been here since March and they haven't left for 4 months" Wow spiff hitting close to home much?

@Greenjeepclub

3 жыл бұрын

He would need to drop down a few Mask Stalls, and add signs around the park stating "Stay 6ft (1.82m) apart".

Even hearing Spiff's plans for "Spiffventures," I would still, 100% go to that "park"/deathtrap. 10/10, would be conned again.

@blackcitadel9

3 жыл бұрын

Is it a con if Spiff does exactly what he said he would?

@PaxIesus

3 жыл бұрын

@@blackcitadel9 Fair point.

This was one of the best theme parks I’ve been to,a nice man with a gun even held my bags for and wallet for me, and another gave me some really expensive flour

As an Italian I have no idea what the Italian Police Ride is hiding

Spiff: "It's 18, it can go to the pub and order a pint of beer!" Americans: Wait that's illegal

@BeegtymeRawkstah

3 жыл бұрын

It's not illegal for an 18-year-old to order a beer. It's illegal to serve it to him.

@hunterromano5562

3 жыл бұрын

Depends on the state. There are a lot of caveats to the age restriction.

@kylemilford8758

3 жыл бұрын

Americans grow up far slower than those across the pond though

@phitc4242

3 жыл бұрын

@@niklas3677 work comes before fun, no? you gotta hit what you want to hit

@Rjinsi667

3 жыл бұрын

You're missing the point: the game was published in October. So it is, ath the time this video was published, not quite yet legal to drink!

"We're now in June, and no one has left the park" What fresh hell has 2020 wrought upon us?

@Ironica82

3 жыл бұрын

Well...this is the best "self quarantine" tactic for 2020 👍

My number 1, absolute favourite game of all time. So glad you're breaking it. Makes me nostalgic, maybe I should crack it out and try your exploits. So good!

Just a correction to what Spiff said: OpenRCT2 legally requires you to own RCT2. It's not a free version of the game - it's nothing like OpenTTD - but more an open source expandalone, and because it contains some reverse engineered parts of the original game you must own the game or you can't legally use the open source remake because the developers don't have the rights to distribute the game code (only Atari can do that). But RCT2 is dirt cheap to buy on GOG, so there's no excuse for not buying it. Also Parkitect is an attempt at making a modern version of RCT2, with proper 3D graphics, all the same features, and everything we always wished RCT2 could do. Highly recommended if you don't jam with the 2D pre-rendered 3D pixel graphics

The food place shouldve been called “Burgatory”

@Sylfa

3 жыл бұрын

There's a village in Norway called Hell, doesn't mean anything bad in Norwegian ofc. Though... There's a burger place called "Hell's Drive-In" along the main road. At least it did some 25 years ago when we drove past on a family road trip around Norway. And yes, it had flames around the sign.

"You can check out any time you like..." " *but you can never leave* " -Hotel california

@Hunne2303

3 жыл бұрын

...they stab it with their steely knifes, but they just can't kill the Spiff....should've used that Skyrim fork instead :p

@Clararomanovitz

3 жыл бұрын

*Outro starts to play*

How did I miss this vid? One of my all time favourite games and the very base of my childhood too…

"Oh it didn't delete the swamp goo. Oh no, it didn't delete the swamp goo!" Not 10 seconds later: "Oh that wasn't even the exploit! How did it get worse!?"

I love spifftopia, at no point did i feel in the slightest, but not limited to: scared, threatened, emotionally and/or psychologically harmed. It was quite fun.

I discovered you today through the youtube suggestions. Watched a few of your videos and i absolutely love your humor and personality. I find myself laughing constantly. Keep up the great entertaining work

Been playing this game for years. Never gets old

The VIP’s Review: “Excellent park overall, good food, fun rides, easy access to bathrooms, and an only mildly confusing layout. My only complaint is that the exit has been blocked off since I arrived, but I am sure they will get that fixed soon.”

@johart309

14 күн бұрын

written 100's of times on all walls in the park with (his own?) blood while maniacally laughing (not only) because of lacks of proper sleep, healthcare and the ability to leave.

Spiff: "Oh god, I'm evil! God: "Hey, don't bring me into this!"

@SafiullahMollick

3 жыл бұрын

this made my day.... NIce one

Would love to see what exploits you're able to find in Zoo Tycoon Complete Collection - I myself have done a few tests with Shark Tunnels, forcing guests to pay 3 times in order to get into your zoo

I love Spifftopia! Spiffy bois all round and tea in every corner!

This all reminds me of one of the earliest mechanic exploits I ever blundered into, on the game that inspired Chris Sawyer's better version, Bullfrog's Theme Park (sponsored by Midlands Bank in the UK version, seriously) - in the game, guests could play various arcade/stall games, but the only prize they ever got was cold hard cash (400, 800, 1200, 1600, 2000) - and you could set the price per play and the probability. So you'd hike the price up to maximum (998 per game), hike the probability up to maximum (100%), then throw the prize down to minimum (400) - as a result, everyone won, everyone was happy, and you'd snag a cool 598 off of everyone who played.

"You can never leave." *Hotel California intensifies*

The nostalgia was real with this one mate, thanks for sharing

I did the no exit challenge in RCT3 by making a fenced off monorail station at the entrance to the park, which then elevated over the fence to a second station, where the guests would walk out of the ride, fall a short distance to the path and continue without a way to get back on the monorail to go leave. I added a pool for them to fall into just for a fun. The game crashed with several hundred peeps splashing around.

This was my jam growing up. I usually just put a "Do Not Enter" sign at the entrance so they couldn't leave. Edit: Annndd there it is 27:00. Welp I was a cruel child who also played perfectly balanced games with no exploits.

_"RT Game, you're trapped in Purgatory!"_ Also known as any time he records with Call Me Kevin.

At no point have I been threatened to like and comment on this video. I feel obligated purely due to the fact that I tend to forget to like videos that I do enjoy. Spiffing brit has indeed created much content that I have enjoyed yet have forgotten to like and show my appreciation. Thank you spiffing brit.

@jewels3846

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you for the reminder to like this video.

I'd like to see Spiff get their hands on Two Point Hospital (since they already did Two Point Campus recently) and let run loose on its systems and mechanics. I'd also like to see Spiff tackle some re-visitation on games that have been patched (like The Outer Worlds). Been binging Spiff's videos for nearly 3 days now(?) and I just love how broken the games become afterward xD

I want to get off Mr. Spiff's Wild Ride

@burgeridiot

3 жыл бұрын

unless you bhop

@emptyhusk150

3 жыл бұрын

the ride never ends

@Oblithian

3 жыл бұрын

@@burgeridiot is that like ihop only in Britain?

@SPerani

3 жыл бұрын

@@burgeridiot Even if you die, you're stuck in Purgatory.

"It's amazing how the market has moved on (from content to graphics)." - Spiff 2020 Yeah, pretty much.

@Novgord98

3 жыл бұрын

Did he say the part within brackets or you just added your own opinion?

@kaitlyn__L

3 жыл бұрын

@@Novgord98 he mentioned graphics before the quoted park but the other part is op’s interpretation

Your assessment of Chris Sawyer and his games is on point.

Played this for years and loved it decades ago. H a d no idea so many loop holes. Wanting to replay now.

Fun fact: Chris Sawyer wrote TTD, RCT 1, & RCT 2 in assembly.

@RecklessInternetting

3 жыл бұрын

I also saw that video in my algorithm

@maximwannabepro3021

3 жыл бұрын

The engine gave that away

@33screamingfrogs34

3 жыл бұрын

but WHY

Seeing the non-optimized paths to the rides is driving me up a wall. Also, a helpful tip -- if you make entering the park free, you can set the price of the rides to equal their entertainment value. You'll get more customers and a more consistent stream of revenue. So there's a way to optimize this. Also-Also, if you build trash cans and lamp posts while building your paths, you can speedrun your way to the Cleanest Park Award. EDIT: I did not wait until the end of the video before posting this. Cursed Swamp Speedrun is superior speedrun, clearly.

@matsv201

3 жыл бұрын

Or you make the ride free, have money of admission, the kick the guest out with the maze exploit.

@SlayerEndX13

3 жыл бұрын

@@matsv201 These are very exploitable games, yes... You can also make all the food in the park free, then make the bathrooms cost money. Put bathrooms next to the exits, and put food and drink stands next to the entrances, so guests will engorge themselves before hopping on a ride and pay a fortune to expel everything when they get off of it.

I played this game all the time growing up. I had it on the disc on my family’s old dusty “pc”. I still play it all the time. And played Open RCT2 constantly throughout school and have the mobile game now and still pour hours into it. Aside from the nostalgia, it’s genuinely a great tycoon game and it deserves all the hype tbh

I'm pretty sure the version of RCT I grew up with didn't have hoity-toity mind control signs. However, the oldschool way to trap people is to have the exit of one ride drop onto a section of path that isn't connected to the area the guest dropped in from. So long as you don't create a path to the exit guests will obliviously leave the ride and drop into whatever demented trap you've sprung for them, be it a watery grave, an endless queue that starts right at the exit of the ride it leads to or the actual prison-park itself. Also you can make annoying guests disappear from the game without it counting as a death and ruining the park rating with this simple trick: Create a one-tile pillar of terrain. Put the problem guest(s) on the pillar and then frantically drag the pillar up and down with the dig tool until your victims fall through the surface of the terrain. Once this happens you can see them slowly descend through the ground until they reach the bottom of the map and vanish without a trace. An expensive but satisfying way to get rid of guests who've outlived their purpose.

"this game could go to the pub and buy a pint" *sad American noises*

@oli-pr1xl

3 жыл бұрын

Laughs in german

@geraintthomas4343

3 жыл бұрын

Look, just revoke that silly declaration of independence thing, submit to uk law and your 18 year olds can drink in the pub as is right and proper...

@chrismanuel9768

3 жыл бұрын

God I hate this country

@savlosavage

3 жыл бұрын

Lol while we ride around angry with guns and personalized vehicle plates .... Smh God America needs help ( yes Im a yank)

@masterofthecontinuum

3 жыл бұрын

Can someone explain the currency thing to an American? Do those 2 just use euro now or what?

"Just like real purgatory, it costs about 45 pounds to enter." That's hilarious!

This is the first video I've ever watched of yours, two years ago, and it got me hooked on your content. 🤣

Roller coaster tycoon 2, my beloved. What a blast from the past, I love Spiff for making videos of old games

1:30 Its simple, it's fun and it's stupid but most importantly there's no espace. Best quote of the year

"It can go out to the pub and buy a pint." *laughs in California 21-year-old age restriction.*

@ElectricBlueElectrum

3 жыл бұрын

Laughs in Cuba where alcohol is ileagal

@Gnarlf

3 жыл бұрын

Laughs in german, where it can go out and buy the hard stuff in 3 months, since it alread had so many pints the last 2 years :P

@jasepoag8930

3 жыл бұрын

Why specify California? That's the entire US.

@dijikstra8

3 жыл бұрын

@@ElectricBlueElectrum Huh? Have you ever been to Cuba? I can guarantee that alcohol is 100% legal.

@Hey-up5eo

3 жыл бұрын

dijikstra8 I think you’ve just been R/woooosh-ed

Yeah I played this game while it was still a new release (2002-2004~ish) and still on the store shelves (yes, that was a thing back then too). I knew exactly which trick you were going to use to keep the people in the park the moment I saw this video title lol. I used to do that too... what I didn't know about was the swamp goo... Good memories, thanks Spiff!

Just the tone of Spiff's voice while he sends peeps to their watery graves is just perfect

I remember figuring out how to trap guests when I was a kid. Hours of fun. Making a square of sadness was always my favorite thing to do. Guest accidentally wander in and can't leave.

@combrade-t

3 жыл бұрын

The Best Childhood activity, Making a Square of Sadness.

As a wise skeleton once said: "The ride never ends."

@sync380

3 жыл бұрын

based

This game was one of my first "proper" games and it was incredible and still is. I just started playing it again :)

"The most exciting thing since teabagging" and "welcome to the bone zone" perfect commentary delivered in the excellent British accent, love it!!

Spiff: "technically this game can go to the pub and order a drink" Me: *laughs in American*

@Raelarial

3 жыл бұрын

and me:taunts and teases americans by being canadian

@ifscho

3 жыл бұрын

You mean "cries in American"?

@TheThiccestChungus

3 жыл бұрын

Me: laughs in danish

The only reason we know that we don’t live in a simulation is that Spiff has yet to release “Real Life is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits.” And come on, if he did a video on Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom Rehydrated, he would have done one on Real Life by now

@RanEncounter

3 жыл бұрын

um there are many exploits IRL.

@superllama6768

3 жыл бұрын

If he does a real life is a perfectly balanced game I’m going to alt f4 to get out of the simulation

@0g0mogosepikworld31

3 жыл бұрын

1.58 million subscribers, yep he did that too

I had this game back in the day. My favorite thing was to make a launched rollercoaster with nothing but a station and a ramp. Load it up with test subjects and let it fly.

I love the Spifftopia park, and at no point in any of my visits there have I ever felt threatened, the death tra, I mean roller coasters are safe and effective.

When you realise this game is made whole in Assembly

@CathrineMacNiel

3 жыл бұрын

chris sawyer was a fricking mad lad!

"I want to go on something more thrilling..." Spiff - Builds a TWIST Me - _Actually_ facepalms.

i love spifftopia! so brilliant! not even the alligator laden swamps feel threatening at all!!

I so utterly love the Theme Park you created mister Spiff, it is the best one I have ever been to or seen, all hail Spifftopia

I used some of these exploits back when I played Rollercoaster Tycoon as a kid! Also, not an exploit but one of my tactics was to make my rides very cheap or free and then charge extreme amounts for the entrance fee and people loved it because the rides were free.

@siriusczech

3 жыл бұрын

it was one way or the other - either they pay for entrance and all rides are free, or free entrance and payment for each ride, no combination iirc ;)

@WereDictionary

3 жыл бұрын

​@@siriusczech only in RCT2

I love the Spifftopia park! I in no way felt threatened when visiting the park, and all the rides are 100% safe. I am still there as of writing this and don't have any plans of leaving!

I love this video: definitely not threatened here or possessed by tea.

I liked this Video so much that it was Liked before I even hit the button. By the way great tea!