"Minus seventeen science per turn." You have now uninvented doors, and people will soon forget how to make fire and what it does.

@yeetusdeleetus

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds awfully american

@TheSonicShoe

3 жыл бұрын

@@yeetusdeleetus As an American, I can confirm this. We have lunatics claiming that the snow in Texas is actually Styrofoam because it turns black when you press a lighter up against it. We have morons in this country that don't understand what fucking soot is.

@Ghost_of_Avalon

3 жыл бұрын

Tribe leader dead? From boils on his head? Very sad, no way to prevent this. Sun god work in strange ways.

@dexter2392

3 жыл бұрын

@@Ghost_of_Avalon ah you're a man of culture as well

@EclecticFruit

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, wasn't the dark ages simply a time of negative science production?

After breaking the stock market, KZread, Microsoft, and discovering a money laundering scheme, Spiff decided to settle down and play around with the black plague. This is why I'm subscribed

@jhonnythejeccer6022

3 жыл бұрын

Because this is where the fun begins

@Pacbandit13

3 жыл бұрын

This is content we subscribed for

@melancam

3 жыл бұрын

Best youtuber out there

@synthetic240

3 жыл бұрын

Next week: Spiff exploits the Illuminati's induction ceremony to force Arab princes to send everyone in the world a crisp $100 bill.

@jhonnythejeccer6022

3 жыл бұрын

@@synthetic240 ahh, i dont think he would settle for this. If you throw jewish desert eagles in the mix there sometimes spawn jewish christian muslim atheists, which raise the amount of bill per person to infinity. Might as well go for this

"In this scenario, your job is to beat the Black Death" Spiff: "BEAT it you say?"

@EEEEEEEE

Жыл бұрын

E

@newcomer8484

Жыл бұрын

Why beat it when you can be it

Only Spiff could make “Thoughts and Prayers” an actually viable solution

"My hand is broken" No, Spiff, your hand is perfectly balanced

@michaelkriston8477

3 жыл бұрын

Gottem!

@TheGrinningViking

3 жыл бұрын

Too much flagerbastion.

@mosherubenstein8248

3 жыл бұрын

We all know how to fix a broken hand. With Yorkshire Tea, the most perfectly balanced tea in all the realms of Her Majesty The Queen, Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith. Sovereign of the Most Noble Order of the Garter. Sovereign of the Imperial Order of the Crown of India. Chief Hunter of the Order of the Buffalo Hunt. Sovereign of the Order of Excellence. Grand Commander of the Order of the Niger. Grand Commander of the Order of the Federal Republic. Dame of the Grand Cross with Collar of the Order of Merit of the Republic. Grand Cross in Diamonds of the Order of the Sun. Elizabeth II, by the Grace of God, Queen. Sorry, did I get carried away?

@michaelkriston8477

3 жыл бұрын

@@mosherubenstein8248 no,no,carry on.

@AndrewMitchell123

3 жыл бұрын

@@mosherubenstein8248 holy shit, I've never seen so many titles hold by just one person ever before... please carry on, its completely balanced xD

“To hell with science we have incense and candles” the imperium of man

@bronyhub

3 жыл бұрын

Mechanicus: "Am I a joke to you?" Also Mechanius: "Have you tried the psalms of the reboot on your machine spirit?"

@samthesith6631

3 жыл бұрын

@@bronyhub me who plays mechanics *laughs in omnissiah*

@demonickiller6315

3 жыл бұрын

and undying belief in the HOLY GOD EMPEROR OF MANKIND

@bolikde9389

3 жыл бұрын

@@bronyhub You mean, rub oil on the Lightswitch and pray that he decides to work again ?

@Deathbrecht

3 жыл бұрын

@@bolikde9389 and don't, set the oil on fire, "accidentally"... I mean "for science", of course. 😇🙄

"We just gained 5 Faith out of thin air!" Yes, Spiff. That's how faith works.

@AndrewMitchell123

2 жыл бұрын

always had :D

@alexread6767

2 жыл бұрын

The very real material that is Faith which can be exchanged as currency on the very legitimate market that lets you purchase humans

@Dan-ze7hj

Жыл бұрын

86 billion neurons in human brain: Am I a joke to you?

"Can't infect people if there aren't any to infect" - Spiffing Brit, in every game he plays

@KingShado69

2 жыл бұрын

literally me in every Subnautica playthrough, except I kill every living being.

@hawkeye5955

Жыл бұрын

@@KingShado69 : Or the Hitman kill everyone challenge on Patient Zero

"What is culture, if not a whole bunch of peasants being hit by nutjobs which whips?" That shall be the opening line of my next sociology paper.

@WolfHagenSdW

3 жыл бұрын

And thus Hardcore BDSM was born.

@TheGrinningViking

3 жыл бұрын

It's a worrying line, I don't want Spiff to go full American. You never go full American.

@nicholasneyhart396

3 жыл бұрын

@The Grinning Viking What is wrong with Americans?

@jasonkeith2832

3 жыл бұрын

@@nicholasneyhart396 *Shows entire history of American People* Or would you like to focus on some more specific accounts?

@TheQuilavaQueen

3 жыл бұрын

"but enough references, have at you!"

*Black Death has entered the chat* Spiff: “ Jokes on you, I killed everyone already!”

@subjectdelta7210

3 жыл бұрын

Odd. You imply they are different people

@travispluid3603

3 жыл бұрын

@@subjectdelta7210 Spiff is the Yorkshire Gold Death, not the Black Death.

@superdupergrover9857

3 жыл бұрын

Just commenting to increase Spiff's value on the algorithm.

@aduck1359

3 жыл бұрын

Graystillplays:ah a man culture

Game Dev: There's no way to cheese your way around the black death! Spiff: Where there's a whip, there's a way.

@liambyrne1102

Жыл бұрын

my favorite moment from the animated lotr

@Minimewtwo

Жыл бұрын

🤣

“So this challenge mode is about surviving the Black Plague, so the first thing we want to do is spread it throughout our civilization!” Only with The Spiffing Brit is this a sentence I’m not surprised to hear

That one peasant who survived the plague in Skegness: “ this is fine ”

@rhyscallinan4402

3 жыл бұрын

Skegness on an okay day in Spiffs opinion. And I believe him

@CatAtSteak

2 жыл бұрын

He is probably immun to the plague so it's fine expect he has to clean up all the dead bodys, rebuild society but there is no one to pressure him so he can go slow and relax first

@me-dc8pj

2 жыл бұрын

@@rhyscallinan4402 I've been to Skegness... its exactly how he describes it

@robertnett9793

2 жыл бұрын

@@CatAtSteak Weeeellllll there are those crazy whippy-bois hanging around whipping anyone who doesn't run away in time...

@snaky1107

2 жыл бұрын

@@me-dc8pj welcome to my plague ridden town

Historical clarification: flagellants whipped themselves and not other people. The idea was that if they punished themselves, god wouldn't have to do it.

@mandowarrior123

3 жыл бұрын

Whip* flagellants still exist in Catholicism.

@maestromars8487

3 жыл бұрын

Warren Cash it exists in the Philippines.

@mandowarrior123

3 жыл бұрын

@@maestromars8487 yes, in most all countries with a modicum of Catholics. My Priest was one.

@anthonybottigliero8336

3 жыл бұрын

And flatulence is just farting around.

@99bulldog

3 жыл бұрын

Flagellation is the act of whipping, self flagellation is whipping yourself.

The moral of the story is: "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

@blakksheep736

2 жыл бұрын

Not even the Spanish, it seems.

@bensoncheung2801

11 ай бұрын

144p 👍

@LiftandCoa

2 ай бұрын

That moment when you realized the spanish inquisition was highly publicized and people knew before hand..... :(

If you look at the clock in the top right, you'll notice he made flagellants for roughly 40 minutes. This work ethic is something else

@tysondavis9822

3 жыл бұрын

He is a guy that loves his work

As a historian I can say with utmost certainty that THIS is how Spain solved the black death problem. They were so generous that they whipped other civs as well. Without them and their whips we'd all be dead.

@drakebear1719

3 жыл бұрын

The Spanish Inquisition ladies and gents 😂😂😂😂

@figgi_myestrio5092

3 жыл бұрын

Copied booo

@shamrocksardonic2582

3 жыл бұрын

@@figgi_myestrio5092 The other one copied this one, not the other way around.

@williamlai29

3 жыл бұрын

@@drakebear1719 No one expect the Spanish Inquisition!

@figgi_myestrio5092

3 жыл бұрын

@@shamrocksardonic2582 oh idk then

I misheard "Flagellant" as "Flatulent", so for a while I thought you were creating an army of bottom-windy bois to punish people for their sins....

@Hadmin

3 жыл бұрын

"... But there is just no reason for us to do that. Why would we need to do that? We have infinite faith and flatulence!"

@superdupergrover9857

3 жыл бұрын

Just commenting to increase Spiff's value on the algorithm.

@glenmcgillivray4707

3 жыл бұрын

if that were true. We would have to ban the use of candles across spain. Is there a Policy card for that?

@AndrewMitchell123

3 жыл бұрын

that's actually more terrifying than those whips amIrite xD

@annemarievanpeer120

3 жыл бұрын

It's a punishment alright

"We believe the plague is spread by naughty people and the only way to defeat the sickness is by whipping them." How horrible am I to actually laugh out loud at this.

You may call this exploiting a game, I would call this historic documentary because every decision you made is what the kingdom of Castille did

@luciferamigodobairro6169

2 жыл бұрын

"Modern problems require medieval solutions"

@EzekiesAcheron

Жыл бұрын

I was going to comment this. This is literally what they did to circumvent the plague XD

@doozy5184

Жыл бұрын

Did they actually succeed or was this run lucky?

@krishrocks11

Жыл бұрын

@@doozy5184 yeah. I wanna know more

@blarg2429

Жыл бұрын

@@EzekiesAcheron Including the infinite-flagellant timewarp and having literally all cultural development in the country boil down to art made by, for, and about flagellants?

"How To Beat the Black Death" simple, play Poland and don't invest in roads

@jakub3986

3 жыл бұрын

As Polish guy i have to say it. Well yes but actualy yes

@bjorntrollgesicht1144

3 жыл бұрын

As another Polak... Well, they're still doing that to this very day!

"There's nothing better then Tea made by The Spiffing Brit"

@duskyrc1373

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit will there be biscuits for dunking?

@Gunner21O

3 жыл бұрын

What about Yorkshire?

@jellythemedic5659

3 жыл бұрын

@@thespiffingbrit i just read this in your voice Idk why it's so calming

@lydiahe6790

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gunner21O Yorkshire tea made by the spiffing brit, ultimate combo

@van8202

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine not drinking tea... Litiral chills

As fun as beating peasants is, just going to point out that flagellants whipped themselves.

@Ghost_4576

2 жыл бұрын

So Spiff recruited flagellants from the population to make them whip themselves to gain INFINITE FAITH.

@TransTaey

2 жыл бұрын

Man don't kink shame them lol

@Azazel69420

Жыл бұрын

ah yes by the power of whipping yourself no disease will ever stand a chance.

@thekingnerd6639

Жыл бұрын

They _say_ they whipped themselves, but what if they _didn't?_

@bigmonkey1254

Жыл бұрын

@@thekingnerd6639 What's that supposed to mean? It was in their beliefs that they would whip themselves as penitence for some sin. Saying "what if they didn't" is like saying "what if Caesar's name wasn't really Caesar".

I love the idea that each of his cities have one person in it and he just keeps beating that same person over and over again in the same day and he is just left dazed and confused wanting it all to just end but no... Spiff NEEDS his faith and his culture

"The cows are happy." Because there are no people to eat them now.

@the_hate_inside1085

3 жыл бұрын

People also feed the cows.

@Willzadl

3 жыл бұрын

cow eat grass

@TheGrinningViking

3 жыл бұрын

People eat the cows, people become grass, cows eat the grass - that's the circle of life Simba.

@misterknister6257

3 жыл бұрын

@@TheGrinningViking so cows eat people? You heard that vegans, it is now officially just self defence!

@cdogthehedgehog6923

3 жыл бұрын

Vegan spotted

"We could have a quarantine...however we could instead have culture and gold." Too real.

@silvercandra4275

3 жыл бұрын

@@kevinbeattie7297 Dude, they mean it's too real that people don't want a quarantine and instead just run around ranting about how it's god punishing the sinners. Have you not seen all the religious nutjobs that have crawled out of their bushes to quote bible verses at random people, because the entire pandemic is just gods doing or something?

@kevinbeattie7297

3 жыл бұрын

@@silvercandra4275 Yeeesh my utmost mistake I'm sorry. Hadn't heard much about the zealots now with covid but alas that makes perfect sense. apologies again. I knew it had to be either ironic or something i was getting

@haihuynh8772

3 жыл бұрын

@@kevinbeattie7297 What the fuck.

@kevinbeattie7297

3 жыл бұрын

@@haihuynh8772 no inflection I thought it was someone serious from the supporting god and culture side like a lot of people in america. MY BAD! religion annoys me a great deal clearly. aploogies!!

@calebwilliams586

3 жыл бұрын

@@haihuynh8772 Same.

This seems incredibly historically accurate. I can't imagine the amount of research that has gone into this video.

@nicknevco215

3 жыл бұрын

inquisition was a thing

@hugosondell170

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha, this made me laugh waaaaay too much

@Randomboi863

2 жыл бұрын

Except they were burning them to death and spiff is whipping them to death

Hearing Spiff say "We have no need for economy..." is so strange.

Fun fact: The Queen Of England is older than the consept of toast

@icebergmm

3 жыл бұрын

and Betty White is older than pre-sliced bread.

@HeinerGunnar

3 жыл бұрын

@@icebergmm One could say Sliced Bread is the best thing since Betty White

@user-eh1gc7xo7q

3 жыл бұрын

*concept

@neevasteria8060

3 жыл бұрын

@@icebergmm .

@NimhLabs

3 жыл бұрын

So... the Queen was around when some genius looked at some bread and was all, "COOK IT AGAIN!"...

"The plague has been found in A Coruna" *That words sounds awfully familiar*

@rensenbon3389

3 жыл бұрын

Beat me to it ahahha

@mdl9224

3 жыл бұрын

If only just that part of the video was awfully familiar... *facepalms in spanish*

@blablaproducties

3 жыл бұрын

Whats a A Coruna? I only know the glorious heaven that is Skegness.

@el_mr6439

3 жыл бұрын

@@blablaproducties is a province of Spain, like a subdivision of a state, (in this case, a part of Galicia/Galice, not sure how is called in english)

@superdupergrover9857

3 жыл бұрын

Just commenting to increase Spiff's value on the algorithm.

"you have achieved the level of Flagellant" IDK, I think that seems pretty dang accurate there.

Spiff is the only person that wouldn't fix broken stuff with flextape and exploit it with tea

Could you imagine living through this playthrough. Peasent: Sire, all of us are dying we need medicine clean facilities to quarantine the infected and you've done the opposite, what're you doing??? King Spiff: We're speed running this disease 😎 Also you look a bit under the weather. Flagellents!!! Whip this man back into good health.

@cartermariano

3 жыл бұрын

Bdsm will save us all.

@rhyscallinan4402

3 жыл бұрын

@@cartermariano I've heard worse solutions. Let's do it

@cartermariano

3 жыл бұрын

@@rhyscallinan4402 There's real people sticking pipes with ozone up their butts to cure covid, so we're not that far off. :D

@rhyscallinan4402

3 жыл бұрын

@@cartermariano I'm not suprised. I should be, but Im getting used to it by Spiff

@Karl_Marksman

3 жыл бұрын

it's pretty much how they tried to fix it. The church sent groups of repentant flagellators going from town to town throughout europe, whipping themselves bloody. It didn't fix it.

Ohh, Alphonso 11. That makes way more sense than the Chinese King of Spain: Alphonso Xi

@superdupergrover9857

3 жыл бұрын

Just commenting to increase Spiff's value on the algorithm.

@AndrewMitchell123

3 жыл бұрын

lel

“Nobody expects the Spanish Flagellation!”

@WeirdOne19142

2 жыл бұрын

Nice 😎

"Everything can ve exploited. Even diseases." The whole pandemic in a nutshell

Spiff: "Everything can be exploited, even diseases, turns out all you need is a strong whip!" Every government in the world: "WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!"

@CyberSpider35

3 жыл бұрын

I think India has already tried it last yer. Well, they use police batons.

@bushman1777

3 жыл бұрын

@@CyberSpider35 you might be thinking of China.

@msubbananna4262

3 жыл бұрын

Whip that like button hard !!

SpiffCo: Because no-one expected the Spanish Flagellation!

@randomstuff-qu7sh

3 жыл бұрын

The survivors all swear it worked =P

@artyd42

3 жыл бұрын

@@randomstuff-qu7sh Doesn't everybody feel better after a little bit of flagellation?

I know you said you'd beat the plague with flagellants, but I heard " beat the plague with flatulence". 😅

@surferdude4487

Жыл бұрын

Me too. I was waiting to see how SB beat the plague with bodily gass.

This video contained so much happy niceness, I was able to flagellate myself out of my depression, found a new job that pleased the Lord and pulled myself up by my own bootstraps so far that I am eyeing a claim on the local Baronet title as he's looking none too healthy, has developed a nasty cough while I'm feeling very whippy indeed.

"Where there's a whip there's a way" Was not expecting that reference today...

@WormholeJim

3 жыл бұрын

"Ha! No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"

@Almugavar

3 жыл бұрын

Absolute best version of LOTR.

@amosnickel1188

3 жыл бұрын

@@Almugavar well yes, but actually no.

@amosnickel1188

3 жыл бұрын

@@Almugavar the animated Hobbit movie is definitely better though.

@Almugavar

3 жыл бұрын

@@amosnickel1188 Haha fair enough. Apart from 'Where there's a whip there's a way' in the final movie all the other songs I remember are in the Hobbit one. Side note: The 'Down down to goblin town' song is both catchy and useful for teaching small children to remember to flush the toilet.

My Little Flagellant: Whipping is Magic There. That oughta do it.

"We aren't interested in stopping the plague, it's profitable to just let it run" .....my good sir, you can't possibly have known how poorly that would age.

@wonghy1115

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed XD

@Baalslegion07

2 жыл бұрын

And the plague even spawned in the City of "a coruna". Couldn't be more fitting... this whole video aged so poorly XD

@Horvath_Gabor

2 жыл бұрын

@@Baalslegion07 How? This video came out in February of 2021. Corona have been a thing for one and a half years at that point. This whole thing was probably entirely intentional.

@Astraeus..

2 жыл бұрын

​@@Baalslegion07 I'm sure you thought that was a good joke, but no...just no. First of all, Coruna isn't Corona. 2nd, Corona is an actual city, but it's in Californa. And 3rd, COVID didn't come from either of those places, it came out of Wuhan......

@Mogwai-ug9op

2 жыл бұрын

@@Astraeus.. You sound fun.

I was born in "A Coruña", grew up in those streets and learned about our rich and extensive history. I can confirm, as a matter of fact, that this is how things went down those dark days... the rats, the plague, the whippyboyz, A Coruña being renamed as Skegness (even so it was changed back aftewards by the grandson of the sole survivor... leaving our pride tainted forever more) More than a video about a perfectly balanced game this is about a perfectly balanced history lesson. Thank you Spiff, thank you dearly for bringing the spotlight to our legacy.

grim reaper: here's a deadly plague, have fun spiff: **makes money from extending the plague to last thousands of years** grim reaper: ight imma head out

@bettertelevision968

3 жыл бұрын

grim reaper: comes back to 2021 I'm back

@rhyscallinan4402

3 жыл бұрын

@@bettertelevision968 Spiff: shit here we go again

@AnoNymous-js7qy

3 жыл бұрын

That's basically the same our gouverments do at the moment. All countries who did nearly nothing have no more problems soon, becasue there is a general immunity of the population. Even the corrupt WTO just stated something like this .... in other words so that's not so obviousley that the restrictions are the most problematic thing on this plague

@thanakonpraepanich4284

3 жыл бұрын

@@AnoNymous-js7qy That only work if your people still cranking out babies so all the population losses can be made good again later. British people will make enough babies to replace losses from Covid-19 within five years. German, Spanish, Japanese, South Korean, Singapore and French people don't breed anymore so that isn't an option. And for the UK, so many casualties were elderly and the same elders still refused vaccine priority, letting young ones have them before they do. I wonder if they became convinced that if they died, their surviving grandchildren will eat? Surviving two recessions would do that to your mindset, something youngsters born in the 90's would not understand.

Spiff: beats his population with whips. Population: *Work it, make it, do it, makes us harder, better, faster, stronger*

@OlaftheGreat

3 жыл бұрын

R.I.P. Daft Punk

Having closed captions on takes this video to new level as it starts talking about "...the glorious research and joy of flatulence". And I love it.

Civ dev: Let's throw the player a bone and make it so flagellants actually work. What's the worse that could happen?

08:52 Spiff: flagellance KZread captions : *fLaTuLEnCe*

I swear, half the time I was hearing "flatulence" instead of "flagellants".

@WG55

3 жыл бұрын

"The flatulence will save us!"

@Opiuth

3 жыл бұрын

ditto

@ChobinoftheFunk

3 жыл бұрын

"...we can buy flatulence in two towns"

@BaTycoon

3 жыл бұрын

We just need to happy nice things flatulence over and over until we win!

@correctthatfilthygrammar

3 жыл бұрын

Did you read KZread's generated subtitles? "We can buy, say a million horsemen and just send them around the map to pillage people if we really wanted. But there's just no reason for us to do that, why would we need to do that? We have infinite faith and flatulence!".

17:21 "We have infinite faith and flatulence." - KZread's generated subtitles 2021

A Coruna - not at all strikingly similar to the name of a particular pandemic.

Spiff literally 2 weeks from now: *THE CURRENT GLOBAL GEO-POLITICAL LANDSCAPE IS PEREFECTLY BALANCED WITH NO EXPLOITS*

@superdupergrover9857

3 жыл бұрын

Just commenting to increase Spiff's value on the algorithm.

@AndrewMitchell123

3 жыл бұрын

nah I somehow doubt it could be broken even more than it is now... I don't think it could be even more broken

@willnolan6091

3 жыл бұрын

Spiff for Almighty supreme Lord of the universe

@mikavituhandle

3 жыл бұрын

Im sure Spiff either starts the WW3, or magically ends it in an afternoon.

@aidanengel

3 жыл бұрын

@@mikavituhandle Most likely both, and then use the combined hatred and gratitude of the planet to power a tea plantation somehow. With war crimes.

Sauron agrees, where there's a whip there's a way, also The Dominion of Mordor supports Spiff coins

@jayhom5385

3 жыл бұрын

Good ole Rankin Bass.

@TheSykoRC

3 жыл бұрын

I See, a Man of culture

@92bagder

3 жыл бұрын

but the lord of the lash says nay nay nay

@greenacadian4197

3 жыл бұрын

Just when I thought that song was finally out of my head..

@superdupergrover9857

3 жыл бұрын

Just commenting to increase Spiff's value on the algorithm.

"we have infinite faith and flatulence" Sounds like my grandmother.

**Boris Johnson furiously writing down ideas from this video**

Every time he says "flagellant", I hear "flatulant"

@ianperley233

3 жыл бұрын

This comment has been a real gas! Haha!

@wileymcgraw5511

3 жыл бұрын

Me too

@philipschloesser

3 жыл бұрын

"producing flatulence with faith"

@SephirothRyu

3 жыл бұрын

@@philipschloesser are you saying that bible thumpers are full of hot air?

@fabledraccoon

3 жыл бұрын

@@SephirothRyu better: foul smelling gas that can be deadly in large quantities...

Spiff: "Flagellants" Me, an intellectual: "Heh, heh, flatulence..."

@iceholerealms

3 жыл бұрын

I am certain SB said flatulence more than a few times.

@Bikkusu

3 жыл бұрын

I'm not used to Spiff putting em-phi-sis on the wrong syl-ab-le

@mordecaix7

3 жыл бұрын

That's all I can hear.

@supernova582

3 жыл бұрын

Each time I think the power of the fart ! Lol it's a gas

@tinycrimester

3 жыл бұрын

"just have him flatulate everywhere!"

“In the words of the Orcs, where there’s a whip, there’s a way.” That wasn’t a reference I was expecting to hear today, but it makes me happy nonetheless.

@Almugavar

3 жыл бұрын

Absolute best version of LOTR.

Thank you for making these videos Spiff. Always the highlight of any day a new one comes out. I've had a bad time on a personal level lately but it always lightens things up when I see one of your absurd videos.

"Happy nice things" Meanwhile: The flaggelizing will continue, until morale improves!

The Spiffing Brit: _"How to literally beat any disease by whipping your population into shape"_ ...

This is one of the best ones yet. Sooo funny. You had me in tears most of time. Fantastic job!!!

"So in a period of the plague, what's better than to play a game of it". The plague: *starts in A Coruña* My god... Is there even coincidence?

"Even real life itself." Next Video "How to attain immortality. - Real Life is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits"

"I'm going to the ONE PLACE that hasn't been corrupted by plague!" *heavy breathing, trying not to laugh* *"...SPAYNE!"*

@ezravincentpaulfrivaldo3342

3 жыл бұрын

GODDAMMIT

I've never played Civilization before, so I was really caught off guard when he said "...or you reach the end of the civic tree and research 'The Middle Class.'" I have no idea why that was so funny to me. He said it like it was a normal thing, and I know it's a normal thing: THE MIDDLE CLASS IS A COMPLICATED IDEA THAT REQUIRED YEARS OF REASERCH.

@iwatchwithnoads7480

2 жыл бұрын

It kind of is. A class that is willing to get their hands dirty but still has access to the ruling class and can rise to be the upper echelon of society? Not many civilizations had this

@looppooper2306

2 жыл бұрын

Well, if you think of medieval times, where 80% of the world population were slaves and 90% had to deal with harsh hungers and poverty. A middle class is a very privilaged thing to have.

That tactic... actually might be pretty accurate to how they decided fought the plague though.

This is the happiest, most wholesome, family friendly video I've ever watched. I loved the part where spiff donated all his life savings to charity to help cure every single disease on earth. What a nice, happy and wholesome man. This video brought so much joy to my empty and lifeless husk of a heart that I've been completely rejuvenated and have become a functioning human being again. What an amazing video.

I just imagine every person in the country being transformed into a whippy boi, until they are all just whipping each other in circles in the streets... If anything, it keeps them occupied, which makes it automatically better than lockdown!

You're like the wholesome version of "Let's game it out" and I'm all here for both! Love your contenct, keep spreading thw plague.

"Today ill be showing a speedrunners guide on how to defeat literally any plague by literally whipping your peasant population to death. And in just 10 easy steps you can speedrun any world ending desease..." Well, thats also a Way out...

@junorus

Жыл бұрын

He whipped them into middle-class! Not to the death...

"We're of course going to start producing flatulence at an incredible rate" - spiff 2021 9:01

@rhyscallinan4402

3 жыл бұрын

It's a shitty job, but someone's got to do it

@bender7167

3 жыл бұрын

Glad I'm not the only one who kept hearing that

The only two things certain in life: Death and perfect balance.

@kalebfromme6482

3 жыл бұрын

And The Queen

Well congrats. You've made a medieval warhammer 40k society. 😆

@romxxii

2 жыл бұрын

you mean Warhammer Fantasy?

Every time Spiff uploads a new video, a thousand people gain a new achievement in Civ 6.

Spiff: My hand hurts , ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?

@superdupergrover9857

3 жыл бұрын

Just commenting to increase Spiff's value on the algorithm.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

"Where there is a wip - there is a way" Oh my lord...

Spiff: "This is due the the power of flagellants!" Me: I think you mean flatulence!

There's also RTGame's strategy when playing as England, "Screw England, I'm gonna go live in Ireland."

Whenever he talks about the whipping people, I always hear flatulence.

@OlaftheGreat

3 жыл бұрын

My inner middle-schooler is still chuckling like an idiot

@xbjrrtc

3 жыл бұрын

🌬

@less_likely

3 жыл бұрын

I heard flatulence too. But it may have been because of what I ate for lunch.

@crackedemerald4930

3 жыл бұрын

me too

@randomstuff-qu7sh

3 жыл бұрын

I heard flagellants but my mind still had fun noticing how similar to flatulence it sounded and laughing about it. Farting your way to good health would probably hurt less than getting whipped back into shape though.

Who doesen´t know about the great spanish "beat to death" that happend during the plague in 1349AD ? Spiff you are the best english and history teacher out on YT XDDD

"where there's a whip there's a way" - wow, what a pull lol

i just realised the "stock" images spiff uses has "spiffco" on them and cups of tea

@tommy0con2

3 жыл бұрын

he actually buys them instead of just using free images, he had a post a while ago that he spends a good bit buying stock pictures

@dfunited1

3 жыл бұрын

He got action brought against him for buying the images, but not removing the original watermark.

@GoodGamer3000

3 жыл бұрын

@@dfunited1, wait, really? But isn't that just free advertisement for the stock photo companies? Actually, better than free, they're also getting paid

@dfunited1

3 жыл бұрын

@@GoodGamer3000 yeah, really. Shutterstock dinged him for their copyrighted watermark

@brothero4him

3 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure one of them is actually him and not a stock photo

The rats must've been feeling really confused on this one....

So this is what Boris was planning, he just got the wrong starting power

A really happy video honestly. Amused with your videos as always

4:38 "The plague has arrived in A Coruña!" *BRUUUH*

HOW DARE YOU NOT ASK ME TO GET A NICE HOT CUP OF TEA,, This. was. the. first. time. i. was. actually. prepared. argh, down the drain it goes

@2007Shockwave

3 жыл бұрын

A coffee drinker somewhere is laughing. Oh wait, that's me...

@AndrewMitchell123

3 жыл бұрын

@@2007Shockwave we found the heretic!! get the whips ready bois xD

@palmagius

3 жыл бұрын

@@2007Shockwave it takes some balls to admit you are a coffee drinker in this neighbourhood.... respect Still gonna whip you though. You have chosen death

I've always been a believer in this kind of thing for dealing with minor ailments.

This is a very happy and nice vid Spiff! more flagellants!

Every time spiff said “flagellant” I heard “flatulence” In my head and it made me chuckle thinking about him wiping out the plague with farts

"There I was in 1349. We were discussing rebelling, when all of a sudden thousands of crazies with whips came beating everyone. No one was safe. They wouldn't leave us alone until they found the plague and beat it senseless, too."

This is a happy nice positive video! Thank you spiff!

This is a happy, nice, positive video.

"Everything can be exploited, even diseases!" - Jeff, Father of Biological Weapons and Happy Nice Things

Is it just me, that keeps hearing "because we have infinite flatulence" Maybe Spiff needs to ease on the beans. ;)

@Opiuth

3 жыл бұрын

xD oh dear, Spiff has been in quarantine too long!"

Spiff has finally rejected science and embraced flatulence. What a day.