This show, and Pete in general, was criminally underrated. Every single monologue was not only as good as a great stand up show.....but they ALL still hold up today. Not a single monologue from this show has dated. Not one. Pete is a gem. Love the guy.

This monologue alone is worthy of an Emmy.

This monologue would get an oscar faster than Leonardo.. :D this was the best few minutes of my today, thank u Pete! U made my day.

Soooo underrated. One of my favorite comedians. I love the fact that he's so happy.

FOR THE ARTS.. ARGGGGGGGGAAAAHAHHHHH

"Your skin is just a lid on the Tupperware". Explains why we fart I suppose; we gotta burp the lid.

Awesome! The skeleton bit reminded me of the music video for Chemical Brother's "Hey Boy, Hey Girl".

Loved the True Detective reference.

Finally! It's back on KZread! My favorite monologue!

Holy moley is this funny! Pete packed so much funny into that monologue.

That skeleton bit is FUNNY SHIT!

Technically the skeleton isn't inside you, you're inside the skeleton. Constantly enclosed by the walls of your own skull. Trapped. Forever.

@rustykettle6889

7 жыл бұрын

holy shit

@swim_ad

3 жыл бұрын

Every three years someone should add a comment here.

Was this monologue written by New Material Seinfeld?

thank you so much.

Awesome as allways!

So brilliant.

I GOT IT!

@thedeadlive

10 жыл бұрын

I can never un-see that face now...

absolutely lost it at the bit about skeletons reading bedtime stories. i love pete's stand-up.

Pete you do so smoke weed. You were on Getting Doug With High and you were hilarious. It's one of the better shows.

I laughed so hard and so loud in so many different ways to this monologue. Just a skeleton pointing and laughing at my laptop, slappin' my metacarpals on muh femur.

That was gold

this genuinely got me excited to study for my anatomy test

I love your body Pete, and I'm sorry I didn't know about your show until it was gone...

A fellow True Detective lover and soon you will all follow the same path. Damn Hbo.

So true. If a movie were to do it right, a skeleton would be the scariest horror movie monster ever.

FOR MY ART! AHHHHHHHHH!

Genius!

Damn Pete!! Although i gotta tell you, we have only 5 lts of blood, what you were trying to say is we are mostly water (about 70% water).

I can't count the number of times I've had that same thought chain XD

FOR MY ART!

I'm really glad I'm not the only who thinks about weird shit like that. The idea that I was a skeleton totally freaked me out when I was 8.

Was the ending there, "if you play your cards right" with a cigarette supposed to be Ron White? ahaha I love it!!

For my art!! Lolololololooololololololololololololololol!!!!

I see Matt watching on the side lol

Your facial expressions alone make me laugh!

this is great lol

3:52 & on - forever changed my life many years ago. I'm anxious all the time. I hear my heart beating 24/7 inside this skeleton wearing a meat suit... Thanks Pete

FUCKING GENIUS!

I got it.. I got it.. I got it.. I got it.. I got it.. I got it.. I got it..

That one guy watching at home, is me (I don't own a clown mask)

I had the same "realization" a few days back. Though to me we're all just pieces of complicated meat, not bags of blood, though that works too.

For my art! aaaaaahhhhhhh!!!

How did this show ever get cancelled?

Pretty good comedy.keep workin at it bro

"wide birthing hips"

For my art! AAARRRRRR!!!!! 😆

5:03 Keanu Reeves from Bill & Ted lol

Man, I love me some Petey Pants!

Lazer!

I am that one guy at home.....

His imitation of a freaking HEART is hilarious, and the best one I've ever seen. Has anyone ever done an imitation of a heart before? Who does that? I got it I got I got i got it? His shoulders and face are so perfect. Just this one monologue shows how much better Pete was than Conan and Colbert, I used to like Conan but he sold himself out.

5:02 I've felt like that and made those exact noises LMAO . But you pass out and start breathing again before you die. Pete is so a drunk but thinks stoners have child-like problems like that :D

Fucking hilarious :D

I think Pete has the perfect body type to cosplay Sam from Sam & Max. And he's always wearing a tie, too. He's already a tall, wild goof with big hips! Put a Sam head and hat on him and he's all set! Well, and wear Sam feet for shoes, I guess.

Lol

2spooky4me

Pete is actually well dressed? What the hell is going on?!?!

@AxelTheodor

10 жыл бұрын

Hoho! We are clearly dealing with an american here

@thevegetableaddict4625

10 жыл бұрын

yep

The pothead voice sounded more like a "meh" Nic Cage impression.

*For my art.*

He obviously hasn’t seen Neon Genesis haha

sneakers with a suit not sure how to feel about that one

I never realized how giant his mouth was before

sam harris would disagree

💀💀🛏

FIIRRIIRIST

For my art, naaaah!

pete doesn't smoke marijuana? aw then he probably won't go on getting doug with high VPN

@puffdaddy69

9 жыл бұрын

He does and already has