Break Ups Monologue May 8, 2013
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Pete says it's easier to get dumped than to be the breaker-upper.
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I broke up with this girl once and her answer was "No we're not."
@Mister_B_
10 жыл бұрын
I hope you found the nearest exit and fled promptly and swiftly
@LDK447
10 жыл бұрын
I hope you moved to Ecuador after that
@akmaltaslirazali
9 жыл бұрын
Rhy5Lightning having same issue here..help me pleaseee
@CordaroBlu
8 жыл бұрын
+Rhy5Lightning Happened to me too, haha. She looked at me, and then, when she saw that I was serious, laughed, and said no.
@Robert1112able
5 жыл бұрын
No we're not dating
Wait a break-up tune? Guile Theme goes with everything!
JFC. This was the most stressful Pete monologue I've ever watched.
Petey you get them best monologues ! Pete Holmes
He needs a bigger audience!!!
bring back pete!!!
When Pete said 'Linda", all I could think of was Ron Funches's neck tattoo bit. :3
Pete Holmes : "What do I listen to when I dump someone?" John Mulaney: "Happy Music"
@avedic
3 жыл бұрын
Plus, you know what's good about being single? _You get a lot of work done._
Google alert: "Hurt Linda". (reference to You Made it Weird podcast bit)
@avedic
3 жыл бұрын
Hey! A fellow weirdo! Keep it crispy....
Glad I ran into your monologues on KZread Pete, you nailed the breaker-upper- thing LOL
The scone zone joke was very Seinfeld
You nailed this monologue :)
Actually dressed legitimately this time I see
I didn't know I loved Pete Holmes
The Scone Zone sounds like the title of a Hobo Johnson album. SCONES!!
That feeling you get when someone mentions your country in a foreign show xD
💔😰💩 BEST PART EVER PETE HOLMES! 👌
I am currently holding a dagger that says "We Need To Talk" & it feels HORRIFIC ☹
The we need to talk dagger fucking killed me lol
I loved the Wahlberg reference. I rarely meet anyone else that knows that movie.
so trueeee! loved this monologue
"Get outta the scone zone" great
Pete always seems like he's one beer, gulp of coffee, and half a hit of weed in.
I'll just send her this video.
@JerKur18
3 жыл бұрын
😄
@Tonyhouse1168
4 ай бұрын
Genius
Fuck what you.ve heard, This Pete guy... can present the fuck out of a monologue. Every time he speaks I want to listen, and slap his face... but mostly listen.
Monologues are getting closer to ending 😭😭😭😭.
In hard rock and punk you'll find plenty of break up songs.
fuck this is funny.
apparently this show was in 2013 not 2014
@Postchaps
10 жыл бұрын
Nice catch. and nice ruto pic.
Holy fk this is relatable... I dumped a girl a few months ago and it was not easy to do... and just to be clear I didn't want the relationship to end... I just had to do it
@Tonyhouse1168
4 ай бұрын
Sometimes it goes like that. Hope things worked out man
Listen to Carmina Burana and Pete Holmes! This is awesome!
Why am I the only one that is annoyed that the date is wrong?
@ThatFairyBoy
10 жыл бұрын
It aired on the 8th but was uploaded on the 9th
@axlsr
10 жыл бұрын
I meant the year
@ThatFairyBoy
10 жыл бұрын
Oh wow lol I didn't even realize that
Yea right they just stop talking to me
Hurt Linda!!! FTCF*****
Lol, Pete, have your KZread person fix the video title! XD
too funny
What about kid brake ups
If I ever become a comedian I'm banning the "wooh" girls from the show
Who the f*** is Linda?
You stole the no music for breaker upers from John mulaney. You changed the punch line (happy music) but the set up was the same.
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