Pete is on a one man mission to make our lives better.

Awesome! That audience guy had some balls.

I just keep coming back to watch these monologues. They are perfect!

Helpful Hecklers - great future skit

@Sir.CheesetheThird

5 жыл бұрын

Right!

Pete is a great person

I’m amazed “Wheatgrass Mornings and Whiskey Nights” isn’t a Contemporary Country/Bluegrass album yet

I saw his show live 2 times while I was visiting California in November 2013. He's hilarious on and off camera! And we share a birthday! Also, a side note, he gives amazing hugs!

@Maomowable

10 жыл бұрын

I cannot fathom how great his hugs must be. You are a lucky woman.

@seanunderscorepry

9 жыл бұрын

Liam Fiddes pete was obviously the lucky one in this scenario

Something is wrong when you get the feeling you know Pete better than your SO.

@swiftslick

10 жыл бұрын

Actually something is only truly wrong when you stop typing out words and start using acronyms. Sign of trouble ahead.

@frostygraybob

9 жыл бұрын

SO= Sexual offender?

@rwz

9 жыл бұрын

Grayson Metzbower Significant other ( boyfriend/girlfriend)

Glad these are back up.

I don't fuck with dairy xD oml Love you Pete

Pete you and those damn writers have somehow made my life so much better thanks I guess

Great monologue from the wonderful Petey...

I want more pete holmes show..

Every episode he had a great audience !! amazing !!!

Pete rocks he has the natural gift of enlightenment...A very naturally funny guy!! His Batman is awesome!

#GottaLovePete

@22azizo

9 жыл бұрын

Pagal Desi #BringBackPeteHolmes

haha ...this one was great !

You learned from the audience that was badass

4:50 I see Badman

"Do it like Arnold!"

This is one of the great "secrets" of life, that is so simple, and I live by it. Yin and Yang in balance = happy life.

i have a man crush on pete Holmes and i'm not even ashamed

my friends and i came up with a similar take the 80/20. we always said 70/20 and you leave the remaining 10 up to chance but its a great philosophy!

I approve this,

That Dutch accent was pretty good. 😄

We got a jumper!

Audience as co-host works for Pete.

man that got me good.

80/20 is the new 420.

Pete's a philosopher. Though I just realized my life is less 80/20..........and more 20/80. Fuck....I think I'm realizing I want to live long enough to enjoy the things that make life....worth living. Anyway, time for (yet another) smoke. Sans cute French girl...sadly.

Glass of whiskey a day, keeps the doctor away! Oh wait that's an apple...right an apple with a glass of whiskey a day, keeps the doctor away.

@dylanwefthdghgkhbjahsg3591

8 жыл бұрын

Actually the apple thing was just advertising from the apple companies. So maybe a bomb? That'll keep the doctor away

Only guy I have ever seen pull off a Dutch accent well was Bill Bailey in the British tv show QI.

Pareto Principle - the monologue

#helpful_hecklers

that ending was so cute

3:27 best face ever.

Pete's torso fascinates me. I wanna see it without a shirt and compare it to my abomination of a body.

Pete Homes is like combining Val Kilmer and a clown. but kudos to putting yourself out there!

@theEarlofChip

8 жыл бұрын

+Mongo Lu It's lesbian val kilmer, get it right

Shoutout to the helpful American that thinks Arnold is Dutch

Great! and First! ^_^

WOHO.....fri......seco......thri.......forth YA!........well that didn't feel so great

Lol is it wrong if my life is currently 20/80??

If we're going with yin&yang then it ought to be 50-50

Four years late, but... Stomme Amerikaan. ;)

whisky has no carbs so the only bad part of it is the alcohol

Id like to see how pete and russell brand play off of eachother.. if thats a thing

This show wouldn't have survived today's cancel culture. I'm surprised KZread hasn't pulled these videos too.

Darn I'm second!