Pete brightens any day.

Bring this show back!

...and now "Mickey Whiskers" is part of my pre-rehearsal vocal warmup. 😋

These monologues are so much better then stupid joke after stupid joke on a lot of other late night shows.

@MichaelAruba

9 жыл бұрын

Probably because he is a professional stand up comedian. You can really tell the difference when you put this up against other talk show dudes

Pete, I just want to say thank you for your show. :) I know you probably won't ever see this comment, but still thank you. After a particularly rough/long day (that involved a car accident in which I landed in a ditch, but no injuries YAY! :D), it is so comforting and relaxing to be able to just come home, kick back, relax, unwind, and watch your incredible show. :) You always make me smile and I'm so grateful for the work that you do. Oh also, you seem like a really genuinely nice person and are super, super hot. So there's that. :) But really, all I want to say is thank you. So thank you very much, Mr. Pete Holmes. :) You do good work and I am very grateful. :)

@ClibanariusJJ

10 жыл бұрын

This. Exactly this. Pete is the absolute fucking best and the fact that he has a show is one of the few sources of legitimately (and solely) positive emotion I can think of. He's just such an incredibly nice person, and there's hundreds of hours of You Made It Weird, his stand-up, and this show proving it.

@Amberlicious1000

10 жыл бұрын

Yes to all of this. He is amazing. :)

@tobaccoedits

10 жыл бұрын

ClibanariusJJ I always keep it krispy for old peety poops!

@Amberlicious1000

10 жыл бұрын

WackyTobac Haha "peety poops" :) Good stuff. :)

@ClibanariusJJ

10 жыл бұрын

WackyTobac By the way, TJ Miller just did an AMA on Reddit and, like, 10% of the posts were simply DENVER, YEAAAAAHHHHHHHH in reference to Pete parodying him. It was AWESOME.

They have to bring this show back

Great monologue punchline. "Put on the soundtrack from Frozen, tell everyone to sing along and Let it the fuck go!"

Really great that you decide to upload unedited versions. Like to see the mistakes and how you deal with them. Always great monologues as usual.

Pete I know you read these, I love how you laugh at your own jokes. Keep it up man! :D

As a child I often thought my parents were over planning. But Pete's examples really put it into perspective. Also I love that the fries are made by Minnie.

"No you don't need to plan when you go to Disneyland" says a man that lives by Disneyland.

@aaronchurchill7219

3 жыл бұрын

That’s what I was thinking. If this is the one time your family gets to go, you want to pack as much into it as possible, as there may never be a next time.

Love you Pete. Your show cures depression!

I really love how Pete’s monologue wasn’t about what was going on in the news or current events like most late night shows, it was him actually doing an actual comedy monologue, it’s a funny ride but there is also a takeaway from everything he says.

This monologue is awesome.

4:40 The sound he makes after "Miskey"

I avoid over planning vacations by vacationing at my own friggin' home. I'm not saying that you shouldn't go see the world in all of its natural wonder. I simply will never understand people that can't enjoy a good staycation.

I heart Petey poops!

Pete I want you to know I support you and your work. Love from Philippines.

Best monologue ever! Disneyland and Old Petey Poops-- two of my favorite things ever. "Put on some Frozen and let it the [bleep] go!" I love you Pete!!

"That's not on his IMDB" LMAOO good one Petey

I just realized Pete is real life Mr. Peanut Butter

oh my god after working for Disney for two years I feel so seen thank you Pete

Ariel is a Sea-Lister. lol

@gabrielanthonyjimenez3167

6 жыл бұрын

Logan Lucchesi 😹

@SP-fj2ow

5 жыл бұрын

Logan Lucchesi I think it’s C. C lister.

We don’t all live in LA. For a lot of people that’s the only time they’ll get to go…

Pete has some GREAT monologues!

I think the secret is making a plan and try to follow it, but perfectly conscious and ok with the fact it's gonna fail.

No joke, I was watching Disneyland vids while listening to this playlist and I was like WTF

7 different people in 7 different rooms with no connection whatsoever between them... pick each item of clothing you have to wear... right? :) love your show! big long hug from Portugal!

Beyond this being way to funny for what it is. It's great advice. I wish I had it going to the movies a couple days ago

I miss you, Pete! why wouldn't you tell me some more stories about proper attitude towards life

Well said pete.

Ten years in the future, fries cost $8 now.

Love me some Petey Poops. Also, it feels like I'm watching some kind of forbidden broadcast knowing all the curses are omitted from the show on cable TV (which I've never seen)

@jon.wilson

10 жыл бұрын

They let a lot of the curse words go on television, since it's on at midnight.

You're dressed like a substitute science teacher Mr. Pete

Is this Pete's venting after trying to enjoy Disneyland with his family?

Wait. What's this about a Jewish fish? Turns out one of the voices for Finding Nemo is a guy whose birth name is (I shit you not): Albert Einstein.

It is like.. how you say, a JOE PESCI monologue with all them f-bombs, no?! I enjoy your monologues, Pete - the Lopez/IMDb should have gotten a bigger laugh!!

Why are swearwords now bleeped out, a few weeks ago they weren't?

They didn't edit it...

Somebody get Pete a jock strap! Seriously, I love this dudes' comedy but stop showing your *chuckle* PETER *ba dum tss*.

@aponiaa

9 жыл бұрын

LOL he's gotta have something to offset those child-bearing hips ~

He is so beautiful in his terrible outfits. :3

@rosieperry7682

10 жыл бұрын

Yep, his outfits are indeed terrible. I wonder if it's on purpose, like Lena Dunham in Girls...He's cute though, so he can rock those terrible outfits all day haha.

0:04 FRANS OF DISNEYLAND?

Where the hell is Ex-Men??

That Frozen reference -- Pete, you're my main man. My only question: Elsanna or not?

BULGE, anyone?

Great jokes. But who the fuck dresses Pete? He needs to be fired.

@Samh232

10 жыл бұрын

disagree

@andrewso781

10 жыл бұрын

It's probably Chelsea Peretti.

Mancrush alert!!!

If you don't plan out every minute of a theme park minute, you suck at life. More planning MEANS more fun. Planning means you see and experience more, and waste less time walking and waiting.

I love when he is like “you know many rides I average on a trip to Disney World? 2...” like some people go there once ever, they don’t have the luxury of enough trips to have an average number of rides. I know I’m nitpicking and he makes a lot of good points about enjoying the experience and understanding that there are lines and everything is expensive but the idea of being so casual about going to the happiest place on earth irks me.