That is what separates the good from the extraordinary. Being able to work of mishaps and spontaneous things and turn them to your favour.

@killme7750

9 жыл бұрын

Fuck off bobo

We miss you Pete

@volumedogs6422

9 жыл бұрын

mofodofokofo he's not dead.

@Sarevok57

8 жыл бұрын

+Volumegood I think that person was talking about the show

My life has the biggest void with no pete and 30 min conan, why did they have to do this bs! Met my wife while watching the pete holmes show at a bar....

These monologues are getting better and better! Definitely going to start watching his show! More often.

@JoshLikeCrazy

10 жыл бұрын

It's cancelled

@Asim999ful

10 жыл бұрын

JoshLikeCrazy WHY????:(

@JoshLikeCrazy

10 жыл бұрын

Landon Swift TBS viewers aren't intelligent enough to understand his humor.

@Asim999ful

10 жыл бұрын

:((((((((((((((((((((((((

@herschelnewport4393

9 жыл бұрын

Landon Swift They weren't pulling in enough audience members apparently. Not sure how the ratings were.

Hilarious! This will be the video I show people who just don't understand why I prefer home base for my duties! Thank you Mr. Holmes!

You know what's adorable? Matt McCarthy off to the side clapping Pete on.

@Apropoetic

10 жыл бұрын

I feel like every time Pete looks off to that side he is basically talking to Matt or at least looking to him for his reaction.

Pete is at his best when he messes up or makes himself laugh.

and sometimes, there's no towels. Only a bathrobe.

this one's pretty damn good. And brilliant recovery, I'd probably start turning red and look awkward for a good minute following that rushing through the jokes awfully xD

great recovery, haha

I literally cried when you said Uncle's Balls.

@rosieperry7682

10 жыл бұрын

Me too!

One of the best monologues this year!

One of the most relatable things I've ever heard lmfao

My friends and I have always referred to using the bathroom at your own home as having the Home Court Advantage.

Love the writers in the corner at 5:53, Matt's slow clap- ha!

Pete, these daily uploads are making me obsessed with you.

This is why pete's so great. He can take any moment and make it something memorable and hilarious. Love this guy.

I love how he uses dialogue to characterize different objects. The push button lock was absolutely hilarious!

How is this not more popular?

Pete you are amazing! Your jokes are always spot on. I wish your show was still on so you can make girls cry laughing while eating guacamole ;)

Pete is dressed like a used car salesman from Albuquerque, New Mexico

@uvnzmw

3 жыл бұрын

saul goodman

Omg this is so great

Bleeeeep. We're canceled. Haha. Lol

It's cool how the writers are visibly cheering his monologue.

Pete was already amazing but he's getting so much better at interviews and monologues he seems more comfortable

Home toilet advantage! When one monologue somewhat references an older one. My kinda show

03:37 - And sadly, on May 23, 2014, TBS announced the cancellation of The Pete Holmes Show, citing insufficient audience numbers. The show's second and final season ended in June 2014. I think TBS has a problem, not Pete.

The most literal bathroom humour.

3:36 a year later, the Pete Holmes Show was really discontinued. How ironic.

so fucking true, all of it.

*crinkling... that's a masterclass moment.

The corners

rofl the corner im never gonna look at towels the same way again. Airplane toilets are the worse tho, the flush suction is so hard it hurts your ears

... next to some stranger, fully exploded .. FU BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP CK LMAO

i love him so much

Mobster toilets, "don't worry, we took care of it" hahaha. & Pete you constantly breaking the fourth wall, well that's what you do, and do so well.

Public bathrooms... Can we trust them?

My internet disconnected when he said "I got that good shit, baby" about his bathroom. I think it was trying to protect me from exposure to a likely few minutes of verbal diarrhea.

praise petey

I couldnt agree more

Great monologue, watched it many times over the years. But I have to disagree with Pete's take that airplane bathrooms offer ultimate privacy. They are probably the least private bathroom experience imaginable outside of prison. Yes it's a small enclosed room, but in order to get there, you have to squeeze past the people in your aisle, walk down the entire length of the plane, and then you have flight attendants right outside your door. Then there are likely other people waiting in line. Then when you're all done you have to fight your way back through the whole thing and squeeze back into your seat. Airplane bathrooms are bad!

The bathroom stall length is a US thing. In Europe, they go essentially to the floor, and in China they have none. I do not know about other places.

This one was too real.

Ha i lost it at the corner

0:02-0:010 OH MY GOD IM NOT ALONE.I mean i am alone just not on this issue.

Who else is watching this while taking a dump

What strange creatures we can be, Pete can put himself out there in the Internet in a black wetsuit basically sounding like a special needs Batman but OOoooOoo dont look at my peepee random stranger! Lmao so weird how we divide these phobias 😂😂

SO FUNNY!

Personally I totally hate the toilet flush on the airplane!!!

He is so fking funny!

he's seinfeldesque, I like that

Pause 2:39

Omg i refuse to go on airplanes!!

stylist is getting better. or is a different person now. nice tie.

Nice thunder I A base

yep... yep...

John Ritter if he existed today :)

So you do?!?!? Like sh't

In the apartment I'm currently in on campus, the bathroom has a deadbolt. Whenever I use it to take a shit, I say to myself "I'm in God's hands" and then chuckle to myself.

Does he have something on his crotch?

This was the only pete video that i've thumbs downed so far.