Funnily enough, I just started keeping my whiskey in a square crystal decanter. It takes more effort to get the booze into it and it is more awkward to pour but, goddamn it, I love that thing.

@peteholmes

10 жыл бұрын

Very classy! Add a sport coat, turtleneck, and fluffy cat to the mix and we'd be honored to have you hunt us on your private island.

@me140202

10 жыл бұрын

Pete Holmes The most dangerous game! cheers pete... JAGER BOMBS!

@EgoSumSimia

10 жыл бұрын

Pete Holmes A turtleneck was a bitch to find, however purchasing a private island was relatively easy. lh3.googleusercontent.com/-fwJC_zATCH0/U2Vmu2_5grI/AAAAAAAAArU/3Gfg62ztmIM/w1037-h553-no/Let+the+Hunt+Begin.jpg Let the hunt begin! (Fun Fact: My rifle is loaded with hugs)

@adriansi4852

7 жыл бұрын

Ego Simia b Iowa J J J buong h in job b up hujbjjb8bub

@calviincalifornia4048

5 жыл бұрын

and you never have to clean it, because alcohol!

i'm drinking a whiskey alone while i watch this. you're my people, pete.

@danielvile9916

6 жыл бұрын

friday13thirteen glass of calico Jack right here💪🏻😏

Pete seems like he would be a cool guy to hang out with.

This is my absolute favorite monologue from Pete thus far! These are so much better than the one-liner news jokes that other late night shows do. Keep up the great work guys 'n gals!

@peteholmes

10 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the high praise, Mark! Subscribe for all the monologues and more goodness.

that was the best ending ever...

omg Pete really did just reference The Most Dangerous Game

This might have been the best, funniest, and most self deprecating bit I've ever seen.

This is my favorite monologue so far, I lost it when you screamed jaeger bomb! My new favorite comedian, and great show!

Pete i was crushed when your show got canceled! your monologues were the greatest thing in talk show television not only were they funny but all of them had a lesson and made you think.......i cant wait to see where you career takes you because your destined for great things!

Love your show Pete! The vibe is so much better than the monotony of late night television. Whatever happens to your show Pete, there's no doubting you're made for this. Keep me laughing Mr Holmes! (Just pictured you with a monocle and a straight hat... Hilarious!)

Im drinking alone watching this rite now

Genious....just genious!! This show is thebest!

@peteholmes

10 жыл бұрын

Glad you like it! Subscribe for all the latest and greatest from the show.

@hendrixfan2984

8 жыл бұрын

You're the man Pete

God damn it I really like Pete Holmes

So glad this is online - I remember seeing this years ago and cracking up, and it's still hilarious!

“This ones on me” fkin brilliant 😂👏🏽

What a way to end it, lmao!

@peteholmes

10 жыл бұрын

Thanks Krolme, be sure to subscribe to our channel for plenty more hj-related humor.

Thank you for this Pete.

Pete holmes always makes me feel better, bring pete back 2020

@johnboats9075

2 жыл бұрын

2022!

this show got me through some really tough times. thanks

I'm drinking alone right now on Christmas eve. How does KZread know to suggest this video. Stop spying on me KZread. In other news, I need more Pete Holmes in my life.

I prefer drinking alone! And even if you're planning on getting drunk, I think it's safer to do that at home...

I love drinking alone, too, man. It really can by classy.

@jupitorious7925

5 жыл бұрын

Cold beers.. a wonderful view, great music, no conversation...! Bliss

HOME ALONE DRUNK! I love it!

I've watched all the monologues since the Enrique Iglesias monologue while eating dinner and I have to remind myself to eat slowly and not drink water because every time Pete and his writers have me laughing so hard, I literally can't breathe! LOVE THIS SHOW ;D

"My owner hunts people" Gah!!!! Prrrrrrrrrr... LOL

Pete Holmes always makes me happy to work. It's the great vibe he gives off, everything is sort of positive and he finds it.

"If i make another stupid analogy would you get my point?" 😂🤣 Hilarious

Great bit, he's an amazing standup

I drink alone all the time, it's pretty fucking awesome. I drink just enough to keep a decent buzz going and then get tired and fall asleep.

@survivalhorrorman

6 жыл бұрын

The Fat Turtle I do the exact same thing.

@jupitorious7925

5 жыл бұрын

Are you still the same 5 years later ?

Boy Meets World is hilarious even when sober.

The most dangerous game reference!

Too bad his show got canceled..

@TheShadowOfHumanity

8 жыл бұрын

Every good show gets cancelled yet there is like 8 million seasons of American Idol. The world is a stupid place.

@galaxytraveler5779

8 жыл бұрын

I know it makes zero sense. Most of the best music I have ever heard has a few thousand views while songs like 'Gangnum style' have billions...

Watching this as I drink by myself 😂

Best and the truest monologue i've ever heard! You're the man Pete! Big blesses from Sweden!

Hey man you made a fan from this shit hahah youre so fucking funny

for some reason, i just feel like Pete Holmes and Mamrie Hart would totally be best buddy

You had me at "Free booze".

amaahzing

I have a corduroy blazer with suede patches on the elbows.

The ending punchline is genius

This is sparta!!!

Purrrrr-petuity 😂😂

I hope you get a webshow or podcast or more high with Doug. Whatever works.

@Element43

9 жыл бұрын

He has a podcast called You Made It Weird

@swoodmakesart

8 жыл бұрын

+Mike Oxsbigg Check out his podcast on SoundCloud it is really great

Really? No comments "post pandemic"? I really am drinking alone. Good stuff, Pete. Slainte!

@hendythehalfwit

Жыл бұрын

I found a few. Forgive me. I've been drinking.

Pete would've made a good Brienne of Tarth.

i drink alone ,with nobody else. you know when i drink alone , i prefer to beat by myself

Palmala knows just how every guy likes it.

This show was unapologetically itself -- i miss it

I'm literally drinking alone watching this while the wife is out.

Most fun i ever had was drinking by myself

Hey Pete, was that Usher song at 1:46 the same song you kept singing when you were on Jake and Amir's live recording of their podcast at NY ComicCon?

@tomberry6601

10 жыл бұрын

YEAH!

This is the best monologue in all of monologues

i drink alone all the time. mainly because i get asian glow after an ounce of alcohol and it's embarrassing...

I had to click on this because I'm currently drinking alone. Although I feel like it's different now in quarantine it's just like expected. wtf else is there to do

I drink alone and look at old pictures of myself

The Boy Meets World DVD was always funny, Pete.

Yeah, I don't like to get _that_ drunk with other people. I'd sooner they see me doing nude interpretive break-dancing than seeing me when I'm that drunk. To paraphrase Pete: It's a favor that sober me does for drunk me. Thanks sober me!

Oh Topanga.

cant drive drunk if youre already home! :) cant get arrested either! but, you cant wake with an extra $37 in your pocket you have no idea how you got..

Everyone forgets about Kevin *drinks straight Jim Beam from the bottle*

Pete: A Christian boy permanently working through his recovery with entertaining.

confess!!

what was that song at 1:45? kzread.info/dash/bejne/pXqbl7uylZXUoc4.html

420k subscribers hmmmm...

It was pretty PG till the end and that's when i laughed my ass off....

Is this John Ritter's Brother? Looks similar.

OI GET BACK ON YA HORSE, WANT MORE

Anybody still watching this

We know you drink Pete, we've seen the white tongue. Been there. Be good. 😅

Home Alone Drunk, I would love to see a rated R version of that, where the drunk teenager gets murdered 30 minutes in, blood and body parts all over the house, cause Antifa breaks in, but tries to cover it up in each room, the news companies show up, but "miss" all the important info and proof, evidence, cause they're incompetent paid off tools controlled by media corps, and they just say "darn, too bad, move on To the next story". All being done satirically. That would be a great movie.

k Pete, entertain me

I love Pete Holmes, but I feel like the people in charge really fucked it all up with lack of imagination. They took a silly comedian and put him on a tryhard-looking stage with business-casual attire like everyone was supposed to know who he was. Why? Let him wear a t-shirt. Make the stage so shitty its becomes more and more problematic each show. Make it look like he's trying real hard to come up as a comedian. This is the guy who talks about drinking alone or wearing a bathrobe in public. Try that shtick in business attire on a professional set and you're guaranteed to lose.

Am I the only one that got "The Most Dangerous Game" reference?

@arblahblah

8 жыл бұрын

+Joe Dadday no

What the f**k is a cigarette machine?

@Kaid10us

8 жыл бұрын

This show is hecka funny. I watch old Pete Holmes shows and stand up stand up on KZread because is great comedy. Like Bad man... Just thinking about makes me laugh till I cry. I want to see Pete Holmes on Chris Hardwick show @Midnight. He would kill me with laughter.lol😂😂😂😂😂🖖🏾😎

BEN SAVAGE REALLY IS THE BEST SAVAGE BROTHER THOUGH FRED IS OVERRATED

Doesn't get how everyone describes him as an alcoholic when he mentions he drinks at home. continues to make fun of the fact that he does literally all the tell tale signs of an alcoholic. Yep, this just sounds like a working alcoholic in denial rather than a comedy show

I have a corduroy blazer with suede patches on the elbows.