due to personal reasons i will now only be referring to my gender as "the situation"

@rein7526

4 жыл бұрын

Is your situation women or Canada?

@colin5227

4 жыл бұрын

oh same

@a_fellow_human

4 жыл бұрын

I could just imagine filling out a form like Name: Age: Situation: Phone: Email:

@jacobjester5348

4 жыл бұрын

But gender change changes the change!

@felixvelariusbos

3 жыл бұрын

@@rein7526 It's fluid. Currently a women, but if things don't go well the next few months I might start transitioning to Canada.

The McElroys always sound like they're channeling slang from a parallel universe

@pilgrimonthelongroad2875

3 жыл бұрын

The mysterious fantasy realm of appalachia

@danielbrown5166

3 жыл бұрын

A lot like Adventure Time

@mysticdaedric540

3 жыл бұрын

Daniel Brown yeah

@infinite_pest

3 жыл бұрын

yeah I think when you are round the clock making content with people you've known your literal entire life that happens

@spencykings3182

3 жыл бұрын

SERIOUSLY. i remembered the phrase "fuck this melon" one time and i looked it up to see if justin was saying words or nonsense and the ONLY results were porn. one of my more upsetting discoveries tbh.

"Sexuality does not affect women's ability." "There is no possibility for a man to have sex." Based on these two sentences, we can only assume the world of DS3 EXTREME EDITION is populated entirely by self-assured lesbians and disappointed, but respectful, men.

@ourveneratedoverlorde1551

4 жыл бұрын

This comment is gold.

@Sara3346

4 жыл бұрын

Given I remember one of the big things about this game was a king that refused to have any sons, part of me Squints at this as being plausible.

@Sarah-lg6db

4 жыл бұрын

ideal world

@Zuzu00000

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sarah-lg6db Indeed.

@fartsneed9464

4 жыл бұрын

Given that the McElroys are all at critically low T levels, bordering on impossibility, I could see why they would think sex is impossible

You just know that the reason 'eye' is translated to 'student' is because it got translated to 'pupil' somewhere along the way

@cailynaube

3 жыл бұрын

This is the best big brain moment of 2020

@alexread6767

2 жыл бұрын

Genious

@leahl5007

2 жыл бұрын

Hooo dang!

"As we all know, the two genders are Canada and Women" It's two minutes in and I'm already losing it

@HeroG9000

4 жыл бұрын

“Men can never have sex”

@gunkwizardry

4 жыл бұрын

I can confirm my gender is Canada

@justinw1384

4 жыл бұрын

he's a Canada's Canada.

@BEEEELEEEE

4 жыл бұрын

I didn't make it past "the situation is gender" because that's probably gonna be the first thing out of my mouth the next time I see my therapist

@moosemaimer

4 жыл бұрын

"I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra..."

Before griffin mentioned that he had installed the translation mod I was trying to read the words in the menu and I thought I was having a stroke

@LaurenLas

4 жыл бұрын

I really thought 'oh today's the day i fully lose it, okay'

@crazyashlii

4 жыл бұрын

I'm watching this while high and I never questioned why it didn't make sense ajahah

@CaptainButt

4 жыл бұрын

What mods is he using? do you know?

@trinityb.6837

4 жыл бұрын

@@CaptainButt that knowledge is between him & his Sensei, the Arby's Witch

@imthegiantrat

4 жыл бұрын

i didnt have my glasses on so i couldn’t even read the finer menu print, but now that you’ve pointed it out, i sure am squinting

Monster factory has become refined. No longer relying on the large brush strokes of 'no middle sliders', they have evolved a more nuanced and detailed approach

@xdriver8x

4 жыл бұрын

It's just like art

@tyler4446

4 жыл бұрын

I'm so proud of them

@deeptirose8993

4 жыл бұрын

@@tyler4446 I read that in magic Brian's voice

@Sara3346

4 жыл бұрын

@Edward McArdle and then there was j'aam.

@chloe5065

4 жыл бұрын

@@Sara3346 Yes, that falls into a third category: the game breaks Griffin.

I'm actually impressed at the restraint they showed in drilling down into one of the saddest faces I've ever seen. Gil's eyes are harrowing, it's like a concentrated misery beam that's almost too strong to look at.

@violatyrant

Жыл бұрын

a gamma ray burst of sorrow, you could say

"Gender change changes the change" seems about right

@Blattella

4 жыл бұрын

trans rights

@jordanwait7264

4 жыл бұрын

@@Blattella I was gonna say that!!!

@atomic4939

4 жыл бұрын

The two genders. Canada Women

@CraftyTeo

4 жыл бұрын

can confirm, my gender change changed my change

@guytorie

4 жыл бұрын

"Yes!" "Any"

the nature of man is that every few years someone invents gollum again

@jamescanjuggle

4 жыл бұрын

That's poetic

@DaMaLoJo

4 жыл бұрын

A visual thesis by the McElroy family

@swampy7943

3 жыл бұрын

I'm fkin choking

@nerdherder9340

3 жыл бұрын

Its the crab thing but for boy

@absolute_mess7188

3 жыл бұрын

Ah I think you meant Canada*

Boys I'm afraid what you've made is the crying cat meme but a man.

@MrThelaughingman

4 жыл бұрын

Excuse you, a canada

@teddyan863

3 жыл бұрын

this absolutely broke me

@johnthomason9980

2 жыл бұрын

Honestly I feel like this guy *used* to be the crying cat meme, but he no longer has the energy required for such strong emotions, because at this point he's just Too Broken Down for that

Can’t believe i was dying of laughter at the body shape being named “Barry” and then they just don’t even acknowledge it

@othergeorgea

4 жыл бұрын

Foervraengd me with half of this video

@lachourt1452

4 жыл бұрын

Barry Bluejeans??

@smolandangeryandgay7662

3 жыл бұрын

bluejeans erasure

@garfieldbrooks

3 жыл бұрын

who?

@roidroid

2 жыл бұрын

@@garfieldbrooks a character from season1 of their D&D podcast: **The Adventure Zone**

"Aren't we all no lizard?" So important to remember this during these divisive times.

@sethescope

4 жыл бұрын

We're all more similar than different, and I really respect the McElroys for reminding me of this truth and for you for reiterating this very powerful lesson

@lizardtrenchcoat8772

3 жыл бұрын

:(

@janesmith1840

3 жыл бұрын

@@lizardtrenchcoat8772 get rekt noob

@josieblue

3 жыл бұрын

i know i’m a few months late but this made me lol so thank you

"The realer it gets, the worse it gets" Justin has independently discovered the uncanny valley

@QuasiTronOfficial

3 жыл бұрын

With 666 likes. We must keep it this way.

@sycastells1212

3 жыл бұрын

@@QuasiTronOfficial HOLY CRAP my dad will be so proud

@canijust101

3 жыл бұрын

QuasiTron Gaming what a genius observation

He is like a cat that has been rained on for one thousand years

@sophia7715

Жыл бұрын

it’s perfect

@vb6912

10 ай бұрын

This is the most perfect description I’ve ever seen. This is hilarious

How can they just glance over the brilliance of “Find chin - You can”

@ajb1884

4 жыл бұрын

Both a demand, and encouragement

@sorou

3 жыл бұрын

i can only read it in yoda's voice

@BronyFore

3 жыл бұрын

IT ABSOLUTELY SENT ME INTO A LAUGHING FIT JUST READING IT

My gender is Canada. Pronouns: she/eh

@helloimellieful

4 жыл бұрын

God I want to adopt the pronouns "meh/eh"

@helloimellieful

4 жыл бұрын

It perfectly describes my opinion on my own gender

@shamblestheclown

4 жыл бұрын

pronouns eh/ehm

@saral8898

4 жыл бұрын

oui/eh , please

@BohemianScandalous

4 жыл бұрын

Sara L if you’re truly canadian it would be ouai/eh

Griffin is the only person in recorded history whose voice has aged backwards

@eviljoel

3 жыл бұрын

That's just him doubling down on his obnoxious ironic internet persona

@lawrencescales9864

3 жыл бұрын

Judging by the video of him as a kid on KZread I’d say more disturbingly his voice has always been the same regardless of age. But apparently he’s super quiet irl :0

@mothmanofficaltm8397

2 жыл бұрын

@@eviljoel Sorry, I accidentally liked your comment, let me fix that-

“Gender change changes the change. Is that right?” -me trying to be supportive of my friends when they come out as trans

he looks like a johnny depp that someone put in the microwave

@nickgwinner3136

3 жыл бұрын

And then forgot about him for a month

@LNTRNfly

Ай бұрын

But Johnny Depp looks like a Johnny Depp someone put in a microwave.

"The unusual face is unique. Or maybe it's just ugly." That's what my mom always said.

@GippyHappy

4 жыл бұрын

I can't stop laughing at the idea of a mom holding her newborn baby and saying this right in its face. Fantastic.

"I was appointed a preacher" is my favorite Johnny Cash song

Tired: Gender Reveal Parties Wired: Situation Briefings

"Check this out: Sad Victorian boy... blogger." And I'm dead.

I love him. I love Gil so much. He looks like Gomez Addams if Morticia left him for a spookier prince.

“What’s the situation” “Canada”

@rey1185

4 жыл бұрын

I read this in the voice of that dude from the bread store meme

When can we expect to see "Canada: There is no possibility for a man to have sex" T-shirts in the merch store?

@ahobbit1273

3 жыл бұрын

As a heteroromantic asexual Canadian woman, I would love that.

@orangeismyfavoritecolor

2 жыл бұрын

@@ahobbit1273 I feel like a T-shirt like that would be solidarity between homoromantic asexual men and heteroromantic asexual women that are also Canadian

@goddamnitfrank5333

2 жыл бұрын

@@orangeismyfavoritecolor hey I'm a homoromantic asexual Canadian man

"I'm fucking crazy about this boy" "I want my son back" *both at the same time, with loving acceptance* "GIL"

He looks like when Hercules is dying in the river.

@desertdove

4 жыл бұрын

underrated comment. astute observation.

@shinydino

4 жыл бұрын

Oh my god he does.

@meemogan

4 жыл бұрын

HE DOES

@gummywormy98

3 жыл бұрын

this is the FUNNIEST comment on the entire video

@abbywalker7846

3 жыл бұрын

I WAS THINKING THAT

“My goodness. The warm water is incredible.” REALLY got me

@hawyee9090

4 жыл бұрын

scrolling through the comments after the video and being reminded of that sent me cackling again iwvsjwhw

this is like that "one fear" t-shirt comic except the last panel reads "some middle sliders"

@thefreelancequeen

3 жыл бұрын

What if they made Simpsons porn illegal

@canijust101

3 жыл бұрын

Duckalie hmm? huh? what? huh?

@rachelrachel9152

3 жыл бұрын

@@canijust101 that's the original very excellent middle panel to the one fear tshirt comic

The way the face randomizer just gradually made this man sadder and greener was a sight to behold

I love the clips of past monsters factories to remind us as if I’m not constantly rewatching every episode every minute of every day

@cabin_quilt

4 жыл бұрын

I literally rewatched the Junker episode last night lmao

@friendlyporkchop

4 жыл бұрын

i think i have all the past episodes memorized by now

@sunnydtgm5414

4 жыл бұрын

100% most rewatched series for me, monster factory is practically my happy place. Edit - actually I've watched sakura trick like 50 odd times, but still

@ghoulstreet

4 жыл бұрын

Monster Factory is my safety blanket

Gender: Canada Pronouns: he/they/ontario

@NodakTaylor

4 жыл бұрын

panicking pansexual may I submit: pronouns are he/eh?

@jamwise.gamgee

4 жыл бұрын

he/th-eh

@friendlyporkchop

4 жыл бұрын

pronouns toronto/trano

@RavenDumpster

4 жыл бұрын

Sheskatchewan/Albherta

@fabuloysme1611

3 жыл бұрын

trona/ontaria

this man is the mood of 2020. hes realistically sad and the amount of bullshit antagonism he gets confronted with is comical. we root for him throughout it

“The Genocide was Destroyed” and “In the Shadow of Death from London” are a couple of my favorite metal albums

@marylarsen2288

3 жыл бұрын

Yes. Also post-rock band names. And "The Genocide was Destroyed" could also be a song title by This Will Destroy You. But maybe I'm just thinking that 'cause they both have "destroy" in the name.

19:00 “look at that haircut” “yeah no he sucks” *THATS MY HAIRCUT*

@himynameishelen

4 жыл бұрын

RIP

@roriksavant

4 жыл бұрын

I knew this would happen lol

@sicksalt7765

4 жыл бұрын

You're a regular Hungry-Faced Gil

@cinnamonro3344

4 жыл бұрын

Rest in piss

@whalesharko4465

4 жыл бұрын

That's a tasty round timestamp

“i’m sure clayton has an inspiring montage from last time-“ *”I ‘ M T H E J U N K E R”*

It's like one of those cursed paintings that cause house fires.

"London is empty with old man" Bloodborne (2015)

THIS BOY CONTINUES TO LOOK LIKE THAT EMO WHO FROM THAT HORTON HEARS A WHO MOVIE

@haroldthetalkingtree7509

4 жыл бұрын

Or Gomez from the Addams Family.

@caseyjarmes

4 жыл бұрын

Harold, The Talking Tree nah, Gomez is always happy

@na5794

4 жыл бұрын

Im still surprised they were able to get LeafyIsHere to cameo, his chin's agent is really stern.

@chantalbellmont6937

4 жыл бұрын

or gerard way

@wishing4nuclearwinter

3 жыл бұрын

I hate this comment so much

The fine balance between shitty teenager and sad victorian orphan is impressive.

He looks like he managed the shoe section of a K Mart that just went out of business.

Finally a souls protagonist who looks like he’s as depressed as the world around him

It's weird how Google translated Dark Souls just sounds like Bloodborne with a slight fever.

@novarex1071

4 жыл бұрын

Is bloodborne okay

@wrenseyllc

4 жыл бұрын

@@novarex1071 no it has a fever

@Sara3346

4 жыл бұрын

...mayhaps that's because Google gave Dark Souls a * bloodborne* fever? *ducks and hides*.

"I feel like you havent seen a real dude in a while" .... "you're not wrong" Also "this right here is a Canada's canada" We are truly blessed on this day

There were multiple points in this video where my brain went "hey that looks like..." and then Griffin just kept going. and then he goes and implies, at the one point it doesn't look like somebody to me, that it looks like a celebrity

Justin's glee throughout is a ray of brightness I really needed right now.

@helloimellieful

4 жыл бұрын

I wasnt gonna get serious in the comments but honestly... same. Its weird... I'm an essential worker (not in the medical frontlines but nonetheless) and so I have many very complicated feelings about life right now personally. I'm eternally grateful to still be able to pay for my and my fiance's necessities. But at the same time... every day I work, I wake up and choose to put my life, and other's lives at risk... I feel guilt and fear and shame. But I feel pride at the same time. Like I'll tell my kids/nieces/nephews one day about how I supported the community while the world healed. But what if I'm the cause for someone's misery? I'll never know for sure.

@jp8649

4 жыл бұрын

@@helloimellieful I feel like you deserve a very warm and soft hug. I'm not a hugger, but it's the only way I can articulate my feels about this comment. Sending you some sweet love-vibes bc you deserve them. Thank you for existing.

WHEN HE'S OPENING THE DOOR AND ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE, IM GONNA PASS OUT LAUGHING

@iancampbell2558

4 жыл бұрын

and then when the lizard rolls in LOL

@juxhex

4 жыл бұрын

@@iancampbell2558 top 20 monster factory moments honestly

He looks like Smeagol about 1/8 of the way into transforming into Gollum.

"YOUR DAD IS THERE AND ALL HIS DRUNK FRIENDS" killed me, this series is the light in my life.

As soon as they hit the thin moustache its like BAM! BOOM! Gomez Addams!

@cuttingbored4195

4 жыл бұрын

Thank you!

@Trick.Sparrow

4 жыл бұрын

Gomez Sad-ams

@CollinScott

4 жыл бұрын

Tish! You spoke Canadian French!

@suitofspades8194

4 жыл бұрын

I thought the exact same thing haha

@countcoventry3802

4 жыл бұрын

@@Trick.Sparrow Go-meh-z Sad-ams, even

Game: "Do you want a really sad old man, or a really sad boy?" Griffin & Justin: "Yes." "Absolutely, sounds great. Thank you."

hungry-faced gil is really out here looking like a cross between the crying cat meme and Brahms from The Boy

The only semblance of sense is pupil being translated as student but literally everything else is unintelligible

what I love about this is there's a pretty decent stretch where he looks like a Disney's Haunted Mansion animatronic that was based on Angela Landsbury

@onikoneko

4 жыл бұрын

He's too depressed to solve any dino-mysteries right now

@antiname4091

3 жыл бұрын

I kept thinking he looks like an ungodly cross between Angela Lansbury and Judi Dench lmao

you just had to give him that patrick gill-esque facial hair and name him gil huh

@Tine_of_Nice_Dreams

4 жыл бұрын

Patrick is a gorgeous man though

@borbowo1602

4 жыл бұрын

Tine Of Nice Dreams he is! this is just an unfortunate coincidence hahahaha

@DeathnoteBB

4 жыл бұрын

Tine Of Nice Dreams That’s the thing, it looks _nothing_ like Pat and yet the hair and name... I’m-

@rachelrachel9152

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr they really came for his whole life pat did nothing to deserve this lol

@elh7149

3 жыл бұрын

It looks nothing like Pat. but sometimes I look at Pat's eyes and I swear they too are full of sad and are staring through things, too, just like hungry-faced Gil's peepers

2:10 "Sexuality does not affect women's ability" PREACH

The unfortunate thing is, at one moment in the middle of creation I was STRONGLY reminded of my middle school choir teacher

Looks like Paul McCartneys sad twin

@christianparker326

4 жыл бұрын

18:45 is a very sick Colin Mochrie

@Dabednego

4 жыл бұрын

The child of Paul McCartney and Peter Lorre

@JoshCloss

4 жыл бұрын

Pall McCartney

"i'm no arby's witch" ARENT YOU GRIFFIN

"i love this sad idiot" is a whole ass MOOD

when Justin said “kept you waiting, huh” in that voice all of my muscles tensed, shattering my spine and killing me instantly. Thanks boys.

Honestly at this point in my life I just want a full monster factory playthrough of Dark Souls 3. I know that's not how this works, but I could seriously watch hours and hours of this.

Y’all I can NOT tell you how much I needed this. The McElroy brothers are saving the world, one goof at a time

@cinnamonro3344

4 жыл бұрын

Same my dude, they literally make any bad day infinitely better, they are too powerful and need to be stopped

"the realer it gets, the worse it gets" justin just summarized live action disney remakes

@thedotintheletteri

3 жыл бұрын

wormpy I’m waiting for the inevitable disaster that is the live action remake of the Princess and the Frog.

hungry-faced gill is transition goals

@tangothembo8198

4 жыл бұрын

Oh w o r m

Thank God he was rescued from the character creator right before it broke down.

Mcelroys: *NO MIDDLE SLIDERS* Also Mcelroys: _let us make the human embodiment of a middle slider_

@nickgrout2502

3 жыл бұрын

You say this like Griffin isn't already, to quote, "like someone hit randomize on an accountant simulator"

I miss the junker. some say you can still hear him yelling about bob Evans on quite nights in the shrine.

@leiram8833

3 жыл бұрын

If I squint hard enough into the darkness, I can almost read his favorite bible verses.

@Spenstarr

3 жыл бұрын

Shouting about Pantera and cobbler recipes late into the night early into the morning

Gender is "the situation" honestly that's how it feels sometimes

Hungry-faced Gil has such Darks Souls energy, like he's sad little self fits right in to the setting.

Nobody: No Lizard: "I have many muscles. Fat body."

@GippyHappy

4 жыл бұрын

Mood.

Griffin an Justin “this is the last episode on polygon” Me *been purposely watchin it on McElroy since day one*

@Sara3346

4 жыл бұрын

It finally happened, they've been talking about it for a year now right?

"The people's mistake for worldly objects is to attack the attack by attacking it" Keep it in your hearts y'all.

Remember guys, in the NEAR FUTURE.

@jayhugidge2404

4 жыл бұрын

the future is now

I'm glad the McElroys are breathing new life into the much-beloved series that is Gill and Gilbert.

34:08 when that crystal lizard rolls at him like sonic the hedgehog and just absolutely obliterates him, I had a Justin moment and nearly passed out laughing holy shit. replay x1000

"I like how sad he is." Justin McElroy - 2020

i cant believe they made an avatar that looks like all of those sad cat face memes at once

it turns out the final boss of dark souls was you all along

22:45 It's what happens to johnny depp if you set alight the portrait in his attic

When the boy stopped reacting I think my heart stopped and I experienced genuine fear he was going to come for me

oh i am so endeared by this sad sad man

"The Astley white you're increasing to full husband."

Gil's soulless eyes staring both at and through me when he froze is the most upsetting thing that's ever happened in a Monster Factory

Yall accidentally created Edgar Allan Poe meets comic strip Gomez Adams.

"Suitable student - Change the egg size." killed me

My cat's name is Gilbert and I have no choice but to call him Hungry-faced Gil from now on

"I can still play, but the boy isn't moving anymore." -Griffin McElroy, 2020

@WaitHowDidIGetHere

4 жыл бұрын

GRIFFIN, WHAT DID YOU DO?!

i adopted "shit, fuck, it's all in the mind" into my everyday vocabulary when i first saw this episode and it's been long enough that i had completely forgotten that i got it from monster factory

Loved watching this face oscillating between "scary aunt" and Andy Serkis

@OswaldPBadmagician

4 жыл бұрын

Seriously, it's like Andy Serkis and Rowan Atkinson had a love child, and that child was someone's 50 year old, spooky aunt.

The words in here all read like Hylics dialogue

Every time Griffin calls Justin "Juice", my heart dies from how adorable these sweet boys are

Let's watch RNG create the computer perfect version of the sad orphan child from those infomercials that you feel really bad for not giving money to but still don't.

This is the Dark Souls of Dark Souls.

There's a point where he looks like nightmare John Hodgman.

@brendanwatroba8568

4 жыл бұрын

Also at one point, Olivia Coleman as Gollum in an imaginary stage production of The Lord of the Rings

@youroldpalavy

3 жыл бұрын

also one point where he looks like revenant stephen fry

I've been awake for 15 hours nonstop busy and something about trying to fall asleep to this and hearing Griffin's read of "My goodness, the warm water is incredible" had me laughing painfully on my stomach uncontrollably

How did I never notice 5:29? "Gender change changes the change?"

Now THIS is a birthday present

@Molscheira

4 жыл бұрын

Happy B-Day!!

@expericast

4 жыл бұрын

happy birthday!!

@conradicaldude1078

4 жыл бұрын

happy birthday !!!

@cinnamonro3344

4 жыл бұрын

Oh happy birthday!

@paigesubra6841

4 жыл бұрын

happy birthday!!!!!!