Fucking good luck fan artists

@HunterJE

7 жыл бұрын

Was just thinking that, it's like they were trying to make an undrawable face...

@HamousIceCreamTruck

7 жыл бұрын

they made the character equivalent to all Cryptic's MMO UI's.

@stormeagle8678

7 жыл бұрын

To be honest. All they have to do for the face is a scribble xD

@SeventhEve

7 жыл бұрын

how. how did you guess my comment? how is my exact comment already the top comment and someone else posted it? SCREW YOU, PSYCHICS!

@thatsaweirdbug

7 жыл бұрын

twitter.com/BarfCityDotOrg/status/820082520624693250/photo/1 I can't imagine how people are gonna do like fully rendered things of this dude his hat situation is unintelligible lmfao

"show face sliders?!" *Audible heavy breathing from both brothers*

@gfox9295

5 жыл бұрын

The McElroys are face-slider-philes. They're totally into it. Always.

@bcreel83

4 жыл бұрын

@@gfox9295 OMG.....like when Griffin had an asthma attack when they were creating ARBY...and he discovered that they could dent in the head and use the marquee to select the whole head shape...

sometimes a family can be a dad and 40 knifes

@theiveyed8677

6 жыл бұрын

peachyceej some time a family can be a wolf, rabbit, robot, dad that's made of knives and 40 knives

@chomskyhonks

6 жыл бұрын

no kids just knifes

@literalruleslawyer

4 жыл бұрын

Ohana means family. And family means nobody gets left in a man torso

@RobertSemmler

4 жыл бұрын

A fat guy, a watermelon and a stack of magazines? Family.

@bcreel83

4 жыл бұрын

peachyceej like a harem or a knife block?

The fact that every randomized character could have served as their own video is the reason why I'm downloading this game

@bardlikegames

7 жыл бұрын

I honestly am downloading it and not playing it, I'm just gonna make all kindsa superboys.

@Gamemaniac92711

7 жыл бұрын

same

@Holgast

7 жыл бұрын

I played it for over four years premium, the character creator is great, but they switched owners a bunch and I stopped playing after there was very little new story content and they wanted me to migrate my account a third time to a new client (though sometimes I wish I had so I could use that character creator again). You can definitely find fun in it, but if you want to venture into the RP stuff, keep in mind there are also loads of ERPers and Mary Sues. Lot of fun quests, but the main gameplay is kinda grindy.

@CAPES4CHRIST

7 жыл бұрын

ended up making a bat gargoyle who wears the american flag on the front of his shirt and would kill you if you didnt vote. unfortunately, the character was lost once i shut my laptop. trying again today,

@OKCoolRancher

7 жыл бұрын

Ryan Hardt does bat gargoyle think dogs should vote?

"He fuccs like a broken train, but he runs on time, if you know what I mean." I don't know what you mean. But I really want to.

@Aethrin

5 жыл бұрын

Are you sure about that?

@ToAqui210

5 жыл бұрын

Please keep this comment as 666 likes

@RAFMnBgaming

5 жыл бұрын

Well i can tell you one thing, the wrong type of leaves is definitely not on the line.

@bcreel83

4 жыл бұрын

this is my favorite all week

@soupalex

Жыл бұрын

i _do_ know what they mean but i really don't want to

you know when writers describe eldritch horrors as indescribable, i think this is what they mean, because you can see what that is but there is no way to describe it

@MrImawesomerthanu

6 жыл бұрын

hot topic toilet garbage*

@hugsforastarion

5 жыл бұрын

OHMYGOD

@rynemcgriffin1752

4 жыл бұрын

Mac Koushki America’s biggest mistake

@bcreel83

4 жыл бұрын

they use that...and "lovecraftian"

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

That's a funny trick to play on Cthulhu!

Griffin has 1 kid and it goes to his head.. uses his platform to promote his dadsona.. unbeliebable

@Zabe_B

7 жыл бұрын

madie hansen i wish knife dad was my real dad though. he's a good dad

@bcreel83

4 жыл бұрын

you're welome for 1k :) god i'm full of myself...delete this. lol

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

Well when you see Clint, it's clear the McElroys take dads very seriously.

@bEccleston

2 жыл бұрын

now with a second kid, his dadsona only intensifies

Griffin's increasing levels of distress as he discovers more and more layers of customization is such a mood

@bcreel83

4 жыл бұрын

i love it when they both almost have an asthma attack at the moment they find the sliders.

@yellobanana6456

Жыл бұрын

The absolute panic in their voices every time they find a new feature to add to their swirling tornado of character creation

I actually installed this game because of this video. They didn’t go as far as they could have. You can make a character who has metal balls for hands and feet, and whose head is JUST A FLOATING BRAIN.

@mckinneym.2743

2 жыл бұрын

Is it worth the download?

@fourkz

2 жыл бұрын

@@mckinneym.2743 I’d say so.

@grahambarlos8641

Жыл бұрын

Is it still active?

@fourkz

Жыл бұрын

@@grahambarlos8641 surprisingly yes, it is.

He's not the hero we want, but he's also not the hero we deserve, or need, or can tolerate, or look at directly too long...

@MrImawesomerthanu

6 жыл бұрын

but he's here

@yenee94

5 жыл бұрын

Hey you look a lot like griffin

This guy was bitten by a radioactive everything bagel.

Hey fan artists, fucking good luck drawing this one

@liriodendronlasianthus

3 жыл бұрын

Hey cosplayers, fucking good luck cosplaying this one

@nicknasty6369

3 жыл бұрын

That's what I thought when I saw the mass effect monster, but lo and behold those bastards did it

well, as the timeless advice of Coco Chanel says, ""before leaving the house, a lady should look in the mirror and put every accessory on. Just every fucking accessory you can find. Everything. Put it on."

When Clint jokingly taught his young sons that wolves were actually large, scary rats, I don't think he imagined it paying off quite so far down the road

"I want my superpower to be gun-have." Spoken like a true Strong Badian.

@slendy9600

7 жыл бұрын

Pocket Fluff Productions knife dad is gunhaver's final form. real talk though now i want to download this game just so i can make the thnikkaman and tell kids to shut up

@markyates3680

7 жыл бұрын

Pocket Fluff Productions !!!!! happy flapping!!!

@MrAlice613

6 жыл бұрын

Best possible life goal

"We can do whatever sins we want, there's no god here to observe this"

@lime_lorelei

3 жыл бұрын

Spread the love of The LORD! He loves you so much! I understand that being a Christian is hard. It takes time and effort, but we must repent from the world. Love your neighbors, spread the Gospel, try your best to follow the commands of The LORD, and most importantly, give yourself to Him. Let Him into your life. Repent and have faith in God The Father, The Son, and The Holy Spirit. It's difficult, but soooooooo worth it. Spread the love of The LORD! Amen!!!!

@jrg2866

3 жыл бұрын

@@lime_lorelei this was a funny quote from the video are you okay?

@DrORRB-qm7fl

3 жыл бұрын

@@lime_lorelei Nah satan has alcohol I’m sticking with him.

@joyfulman40

3 жыл бұрын

@@lime_lorelei good context well done

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

13:07

He looks like smokey found out about knives and decided only HE could prevent forest fires.

Official position to make it canon that Rat Baby is Knife Dad's and Final Pam's illegitimate daughter.

@confetti_kisses427

3 жыл бұрын

I agree

@nightmare_creature3757

3 жыл бұрын

Knife dad hid her in blade n soul to spare her from Pam's wrath where she then formed a brother-sister relationship with fellow orphan Succotash

@Silverwind87

3 жыл бұрын

knife husband

Griffin panic clicking open a dozen UI windows broke me real good

Knife dad vs final Pam will be the batman vs superman of this new universe

@completelyoffensive1958

7 жыл бұрын

Cecil Palmer TEAM PAM

@Mordalon

7 жыл бұрын

they have to team up to save the boy-mayor of second life.

@carlosramon8919

7 жыл бұрын

they're married you heathen

@fudgegorilla

7 жыл бұрын

Magic Johnson fuck, you're right

@involith

7 жыл бұрын

thats her knife husband u swine

I can't wait for in twenty years when Henry and Charlie take over Monster Factory for their dads

@ameliej6690

5 жыл бұрын

My Cousin, My Cousin, My Cousin, and Me

@FiendishSquirrle

4 жыл бұрын

@@ameliej6690 gotta add one more cousin now

@rachelrachel9152

2 жыл бұрын

@@FiendishSquirrle i think maybe another one too now but i dont really follow their lives so im not sure which one you're referring to and I'm not sure when i actually last heard something so this could all be a terrible mistake im so sorry

I'm here because I felt a ripple in spacetime that only happens when someone mentions NBC's The Cape.

I’ve watched this video like five times and I just realized that the hat isn’t a fireman’s helmet but TWO HATS TOGETHER

"What's with his pee pee door knocker?!" I almost threw up from laughing oh my god

I really like the MFs where they gain a genuine appreciation for the developers of the character creator. Like, there's no real reason to allow players to add a hat, a top accessory AND a side accessory, *two* additional head accessories, *two* sets of hair, glasses, and facial hair (oh and custom ears and eyebrows). But the developers added all those things, and let them all co-exist! Why? Because those developers, they simply don't know can't.

"I'm Bronald - Master Chief's secret friend!" "Thanks Barnold!" "You got it Master... Chief... Iloveyou..."

"This is a hot topic toilet mistake" Griffin how the fuck are you even allowed to explain something so accurately

FINALLY a monster factory creation for me. big buff furry dad who can lull me to sleep with his guitar and has many knives to kill me with

@cas6174

4 жыл бұрын

knife dad would never kill one of his own

@canijust101

3 жыл бұрын

@@cas6174 thank you

Anyone who is kind to them in these games very soon lives to regret it.

@liriodendronlasianthus

3 жыл бұрын

Like the person who paid boy mayor?

@roguetheotter

2 жыл бұрын

@@liriodendronlasianthus raz ogg deserved better.

Is Champions Online THE Monster Factory?

@kagamitheamazingmagicalgir9421

7 жыл бұрын

Yes it is.

@Leet-iz2fz

7 жыл бұрын

+ma15119 The accessorizing options of Champions Online, the structural customizability of Black Desert Online, and an option to change the character's body by typing in numbers like the 3rd party editor for Mass Effect 2.

@YeetusVanitas

6 жыл бұрын

Leet 1337 Plus the Random Faces of From Software.

@leiram8833

4 жыл бұрын

Champions Online is the Brood Mother who lives inside the Monster Factory

His appearance makes sense if you make his origin be that he's like, this knife void, a formless hole in the fabric of space-time that is ever-spewing and ever-consuming knives. Once Knife Dad achieved enough sentience to not just swallow the world, he realized that he had to contain himself within some kind of body-shaped thing, and so he just grabbed literally everything he could get his hands on, including his skeleton hands. The five hundred different hats at once are because that's the epicenter, so he just kept on piling on wolf heads, metal wigs, bunny ears, etc because the more layers between the void that is Knife Dad and the rest of the world, the safer his children can be.

surprised but also incredibly grateful that they didnt look at the predator's female form. i feel like that would have been a bad experience for everyone

@Dylanquinn666

7 жыл бұрын

Well it couldn't be much worse than 'Knife Mom' AKA 'Mrs. Knife Dad'

@Zcumgod

6 жыл бұрын

Aidan Leffler arousing experience*

"SHOW FACE SLIDERS?" *heavy breathing*

they gave him blue jeans this is the reincarnation of Barry Bluejeans

@LeMooky

7 жыл бұрын

Taylor Carlson that's cannon now

@mylahobbit1815

5 жыл бұрын

thats why he has skeleton hands

@crowe3301

5 жыл бұрын

Reincarnation? This is just regular Barry.

@kat4421

4 жыл бұрын

Toe to tip that’s a Barry Bluejeans

@evsauron

4 жыл бұрын

@@kat4421 "Just like Barry!" -Griffin McElroy

Knife dad looks like if every character from thundercats and a totaled suv were star trek beamed up and they all mixed together into one being.

I have cracked up many times watching the McElroy boys work their magic in monster factory, but I had to stop reading halfway through knife dad's backstory because I could not breathe. Holy hell, Griffin, that was amazing.

a family can be two fricked up superhero dads and hundreds of thier knive children

@Oli.V

2 жыл бұрын

This is knife dads gay daughter erasure

i have a deep and sincere love for this dumb fucking game and i'm so glad the boys have found it

@exclasen

7 жыл бұрын

me: griffin please say robotnik griffin robotnik please ro - YES

@Bluhmann

7 жыл бұрын

Botanicas same. as soon as I was introduced to Monster Factory, I was hoping they'd somehow find this weird game and its crazy sliders

@zeehero7280

7 жыл бұрын

Even those of us who wont stop complaining about it do so because we care and want the game to succeed after all. not much else like it out there anymore, and that's an understatement.

@IzayaV

7 жыл бұрын

Imna start this game, after seeing this I hella want to try it! If anyone wants to make characters together or just group up my Tumblr is Zelthane , shoot me a message. !🌝

@kagamitheamazingmagicalgir9421

7 жыл бұрын

Oh look I randomly found DaZee somewhere on the internet justifying his constant complaining.... lol

3:57 that's literally just someone's fursona

@keaton5101

7 жыл бұрын

it's the predator's fursona

@Panzer_the_Merganser

7 жыл бұрын

It's Imperator Fursona

@clawcakes

7 жыл бұрын

His name is Dark Edge Meme. He is the father of Jeff the Killer and is a god that destroyed the universe.

@MrImawesomerthanu

6 жыл бұрын

boaconstrictor37 has the most UNDERESTIMATED JOKE OF THE SERIES LIKE COME THE FUCK ON

17:23 Griffin, you've been a father for less than two months and you're already cracking out these dad jokes.

@linnaeisblake3886

3 жыл бұрын

clint raised him well

Last night I stayed up until 3 o'clock in the morning writhing in my bed having an existential crisis. Woke up to a new Monster Factory in my subs. I love my life.

@copycat6626

7 жыл бұрын

My father and I weren't on speaking terms. New Monster Factory. He just called me and apologized for everything.

@jirlbalentine7804

7 жыл бұрын

My brother has been dead for 4 years. New Monster Factory appears. My brother is coming over for dinner later.

@reighfreuden6473

7 жыл бұрын

Jakuzure Nonon My mom took my dog up to a farm in New Hampshire seven years ago. New Monster Factory. My dog is back home with a dozen puppies.

@heartscurrent

7 жыл бұрын

I had a debilitating physical illness that prevented me from walking. New Monster Factory in my sub box. I'm now a basketball boy and I win all the championships.

@monotonescreaming6144

7 жыл бұрын

I've been struggling with the reality of death and the inevitable end of all things. New Monster Factory in my sub box. I am now immortal. We are all immortal.

Okay look in MMOs theres a reason player models are limited a lot of the time I cant fucking imagine how fucking insane this games polycount gets on some peoples characters christ.

i wonder if revolution ever saw this video

Can't wait to tune in to TBS's new hit show Hot Topic Toilet Mistake, airing immediately following Toucan Dan's Toucan Jam!

"You just made the best mistake of your life!"

This wins. This is the most monster this factory has ever been.

Did they... Did they just combine a fursona and a Rob Liefeld character?!

@travdump209

7 жыл бұрын

Elwood This is Edgy the Liefeldian

@eliburry-schnepp6012

5 жыл бұрын

More like 12 fursonas

You can hear them smile when they talk, I love it

Everyone should check out Griffin's Twitter. It turns out the tech team responded to the bug report, and it was awesome. I'm sure it will be included in the continuing saga of Knife Dad.

@djfrogtime9956

4 жыл бұрын

Andrew Turner link?

@LeannLeannProduction

4 жыл бұрын

@@djfrogtime9956 I googled it because I also wanted to see, and it is the most wholesome response possible: twitter.com/griffinmcelroy/status/820058614257819648?lang=en

The panic in Griffin's voice when he says "This is top accessory, I promise" will haunt my dreams forever

I love how the guitar neck sticking out over the shoulder thing make it look like a banjo

THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST MONSTER FACTORIES YET... this character creator is so robust. once knife dad's story is done you guys should make another character, maybe like a human this time so you can really get down and dirty with the face sliders.

"there's no god here to observe this" is a fucking powerful line.

no sentence has ever come as close to describing my style as "this is a hot topic toilet mistake"

I have to say I'm a bit disappointed they didn't call him "Johnny Gash".

3:39 *ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT “NOT THE THING”S FEMALE COUNTERPART??????* I’M CRYING JUST *W H Y*

The amazing Revolution and his doting sidekick Knife Dad set off into the world of not-borderlands, to stop crime and to find as many knives as possible. What will the do when they encounter their arch nemesi, Complacency and Gun Mom? Find out next week…!

just finished listening to episode 69 of taz and i cannot believe this man, who i was introduced to through ja'am and the spore monster factory episode and watched through every monster factory episode for wrote such a great story.

Like Chilean miners emerging from the depths

honestly a huge percentage of the reason i watch this show is listening to justin slowly fall the fuck apart laughing e v e r y episode

if you look at the "Champions Online" logo and take out the letters that are conntected to online, you're left with "Ham Ion". interesting.

"I'm surrounded by a world of human demigods, and I want to play as Ted Nugent" lmao

Knife Dad is my favourite AJJ album.

im surprised you didnt point out that "mullet long" is literally jareth the goblin king's hair

12:33 "My potions are too strong for you, traveler."

Every time I remember that Champions Online still exists, it just makes me sad that City of Heroes doesn't.

@TheMichigami

4 жыл бұрын

if you haven't heard yet... boy have i got good news for you. several public rogue servers have been up for almost a year now, COH lives.

@noesunyoutuber7680

2 жыл бұрын

Did City of Heroes have Knife Dad? No? Well, there's your problem.

"I-I have a blood sickness... Can I be a superhero too?" I love Monster Factory.

he gots too much face on his got damn face

HEY GUYS? THIS HAS TO BE A SERIES. PLEASE LET THIS BE A SERIES. I'LL DIE WITHOUT MORE KNIFE DAD

I can't wait to see the Knife Dad fanart.

@liriodendronlasianthus

3 жыл бұрын

Too complex Edit: I was wrong. There's a few.

2017 is done. We got our Monster Factory, it is beautiful, we can all go home.

As the arby's witch, I am glad to see these boys return with such good good creations

MAH SOFT BOIS HAVE RETURNED

@Liliputian07

7 жыл бұрын

alapazam AND THEY HAVE INVENTED THEIR DAD

The silence at @9:21 is *magical* as they take him all in.

His catchphrase is: KNIFE to meet you!

In my monster factory head canon, Chomp Mom and Knife Dad are a couple.

"To be continued..." The sweetest, juiciest words ever associated with a Monster Factory episode!

He looks like if evolution happened but the big bang didn't

Every so often I come back to this and break into struggling tears of laughter. Thankyou for cheering me up, McElroys.

Used to play this game and legitimately enjoyed my time with it.

wow knife dad was an hero for all of 3 minutes and he met Revolution? I am the jealous!

"I'm a wolf and I'm half knife, but that's not what defines me"

this is not a character. this is an event

3:37 God, the fuckin disparity on the looks of the male vs female models of The Mountain KILLS ME.

"This is a Hot Topic toilet mistake." - a quote about me.

Revolution's theme song is Go K. K. Rider

Justin and Griffin: Sees a guitar on the player's back is an option *JustinandGriffin.exe has stopped working*

Now that's a tagline: Champions Online: "We Can Do Any Sins We Want Here, There's No God Here To Observe This"

A new episode of Monster Factory! The air I breath is clear. For the laughter that expels from me detoxifies it all~ My skin is shining from the joy of another boy brought into the world~ My anxiety is in a realm of none existence, as the sweet carrion calls of the McElroy brothers transcend my mind onto a higher plane of relished moments of complete mayhem~ This video has already given my next week luck and understanding beyond the capabilities of any being in existence~

wow they made Type: Null

I legit thought the Batman music was what played when you joined a group for a second there. If only.

This didn't appear in my sub box. CURSE YOU, KZread!

I hope the Revolution sees this.

As soon as he submitted the bug report I got an email notification on my phone.

I saw a post a long time ago that paired TAZ characters with Monster Factory quotes, and Lucretia's was "Can you please stop talking I'm trying to read the fucking terms of use." And I think about that every time I watch this video because it's brilliant and the most in-character thing I've ever heard in my life

obsessed with the way griffin says "fucking cute and fun"

i just got on four hour train ride and i was bummed but now i can just watch this 8 times

I laughed so hard I was clutching my refrigerator handles so as not to fall down

Anybody else notice that they teamed up with the most plain character in the entire video? What a duo.

18:10 Was Justin already writing the origin story for Duck Newton???

@Ray-hk1zm

3 жыл бұрын

THAT'S WHAT I SAID!!