Fun fact! The reason a golf ball is sometimes referred to as an egg is because if the players don't play fast enough, a new golfer hatches from the ball and they are declared the winner of the game. So the golfers playing have to finish the game quickly if they want to win

@bananasinfrench

3 жыл бұрын

wow, I didn’t know that! Such a beautiful game

@omega1575

3 жыл бұрын

What’s counted as fast, cause golf games take the whole day

@quinnmarchese6313

3 жыл бұрын

@@bananasinfrench the king's game

@gwen6622

3 жыл бұрын

oh man, you hate it when that happens

@stupidass69420

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I eat the little golfers after the game 🤠 They’re very crunchy

Black? African-American? Nah, i prefer to say that my ethnicity is all the way up.

@toppersundquist

4 жыл бұрын

All four?!

@FCCommunist

4 жыл бұрын

It's awesome, it hasn't been used to perpetuate white supremacy in the past, it doesn't assume your ethnic origin or national identity, I hope it gets accepted into common use!

@leiram8833

3 жыл бұрын

My ethnicity is 100%

@bee4590

3 жыл бұрын

oh, my ethnicity? full.

@gwen6622

3 жыл бұрын

100% 100% 100% 100%

As a 100% ethnicity 1, 2, 3 and 4 american it's hard to find proper representation in videogames. Some people say that EA turned Daz into a stereotypical 100% ethnicity 1, 2, 3 and 4 man, but I personally can identify with his love-hate relationship with jolf.

@anorb5580

7 жыл бұрын

Not nearly enough 100% American Ethnicity representation in today's media.

When I'm at my lowest and can't find a reason to go on, I just take a moment to remind myself that, "ERRRRRRRRGH! IT'S FOR THE KING'S GAME!!"

@alexias.4702

3 жыл бұрын

I know it has been three years but I hope your doing great regardless!

"Crows feet? I want the whole leg!"

@nokkonokko

4 жыл бұрын

666 likes, checking in

I like how 100% ethnicity means spray tan

@ogreaggressuv

6 жыл бұрын

David Hulse trump is ethnic lmao

@boneturner7803

5 жыл бұрын

Don't tell him that, he might try to deport himself.

@mildlydistressedmaninaturt5452

5 жыл бұрын

argalii omfg lmaaooo

@ShyDragoness

5 жыл бұрын

@@boneturner7803 that sounds like a reason to tell trump

@rynemcgriffin1752

4 жыл бұрын

argalii That’s exactly a reason to tell Trump

this is the longest i've willingly watched golf in my life

@corvobasqez3936

7 жыл бұрын

softpillow nick and griffin have ruined me i immediately read that as jolf

@padtixx5441

3 жыл бұрын

Jolf”

That birdie was the most triumphant moment in all of sports and maybe just existence as a whole

@Zerox5861

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes when im feeling down I que up this video at that exact timestamp. Daz's win is humanities win.

thank you boys, i used "you did a bad job with me god" as my senior yearbook quote

Justin is such a handsome boy, with his beautiful smile and kind friend eyes. I would say the same for Griffin, but I have watched him vore too many things to feel comfortable doing it.

@slendy9600

8 жыл бұрын

"vore"?

@Silent101Song

8 жыл бұрын

+slendy9600 oh you beautiful untainted soul

@midnightcthulhu5551

7 жыл бұрын

i am a tainted soul. show me where griffin vores.

@sockeye42069

7 жыл бұрын

Midnight Cthulhu his entire series on here called Griffin's Amiibo Corner. Also, mentions it every once in a while on his podcast MBMBaM. and then his cursed video.... big gulp... on his own channel...

@80ssynth34

7 жыл бұрын

that video is both cursed and hexed..

"Don't look directly at it or you'll get stuck in PGATour-y" We have reached peak pun. how the fuck do you even set that up.

"Some people call it.... Ball chess." This is gold.

@taakotuesdays

4 жыл бұрын

404_11 as someone who plays the Kings Game. Ball Chess is essentially what it is.

Griffin said it as a throwaway but I think one of the best quotes in this is easily "Crow's feet? I want the whole leg!"

Little does anyone know that Daz stands for D- Dark A- Johnny Z- Bravo

@RetrogieWasTaken

4 жыл бұрын

D - The A - King’s Z - Game

@howeyyadoing9070

4 жыл бұрын

D-Ball A-Chess Z-

@literalruleslawyer

3 жыл бұрын

D - The A - Final Z - Pam

@TurbopropPuppy

3 жыл бұрын

D- Da A- Adventure Z- Zone

@GoblinLord

3 жыл бұрын

@@TurbopropPuppy Wait a second....

This episode of Monster Factory was my first ever episode, back in late 2016. It opened a whole new chapter of my life, added several new pages of terms to my vocabulary, and basically saved my life after a deep dark depression. God bless the McElroys, and Daz, Champion of Ball Chess

@wj2429

5 жыл бұрын

It's wonderful isn't it?

@benroholt8565

4 жыл бұрын

Such a great series, anything with the McElroys is amazing. I highly recommend the podcast The Adventure Zone if youre looking for more of this kinda stuff

@bromomento3142

Жыл бұрын

2016 was 27 years ago… 🥲

@Ghostface_killer

9 ай бұрын

​@@bromomento3142yep, the math checks out.

@LinkTheHero

2 ай бұрын

My first video too!

The McElroys really had an impact on my vocabulary. “I swon to John” just comes so naturally.

@Zerox5861

6 ай бұрын

Glad I'm not alone. Nobody gets the reference, its just a little treat for us.

"I'm gonna slamma-dam this ding-dong." I love Griffin's vocabulary

@apinkgoat

4 жыл бұрын

I swan to john

"Well they gotta retrieve the details of the face they just gener- W E L L ."

@scyence

4 жыл бұрын

Well.

@toppersundquist

4 жыл бұрын

Well?

@bogass7771

3 жыл бұрын

Well!

@gemstonegynoid7475

3 жыл бұрын

Well...

@alantremonti1381

3 жыл бұрын

Weeell... ... ... .. .. .. . . . . . . .

KISS. THAT. EGG.

Damn Griffin will be 14 next month, time sure does fly!

"That one's going on the gamernet" Is an oddly beautiful phrase to me

I want Daz to beat me to death with his jolf club.

@SSGErnestP

7 жыл бұрын

I want to give Daz $15

@abunchofletters9507

7 жыл бұрын

Jolf... That's not even right... :(

@tristansmith8824

7 жыл бұрын

A bunch of letters Are you accusing me of spelling the King's Game incorrectly? You fool. You madman.

@abunchofletters9507

7 жыл бұрын

Tristan Smith UUUHH... It's BALL CHESS!!!

@tristansmith8824

7 жыл бұрын

A bunch of letters HERESY!!! Trolbus will hear of this.

It's been 4 years and I still think about "EA Sports, it's in the Shorts"

@bluegreenmagenta

2 жыл бұрын

I too still think about this one years later as well as "EA Sports: The Getty Images watermark is in the game"

@gregohreee

2 жыл бұрын

fr it’s become one of my vocal stims

@nuclearlo0ve

2 жыл бұрын

Lmfaoooo me too

@peterbyrne5004

2 жыл бұрын

It's like the Platonic ideal of a McElroy joke.

@krisherrick4261

11 ай бұрын

Now it's been 7 years and I still think about it

Heading out to the jolf cornch.

12:25 "Aw beans" is now a part of my vocabulary alongside copious usage of "boy". Thanks Griff

@stinkiest

5 жыл бұрын

that makes you a griffinboy

@margaret6839

4 жыл бұрын

"I swamda John" has worked its way into mine.

@pop-tartdepression393

4 жыл бұрын

Yuuuup, I use “Aw Beans” a scary amount of times along with calling everything “boy”

@kouizumi9484

2 жыл бұрын

"Copious usage of boy" is basically how my brother's and I communicate. It's 100% thanks to the McElroy's.

Daz looked exactly like this guy who always comes into subway wearing sunglasses inside and orders really quietly and then gets a whole ass tude when I keep asking him to repeat because I can’t hear a single god forsaken word he mutters

@zubetp

Жыл бұрын

the guy who says how many times he's had to repeat something because he refuses to enunciate or speak up? "okay. THIRD time. i want a hmm dumpo."

I'm every bassist ever such a throw away one liner but it had me dying

the only bad thing about monster factory is that I can't eat while I watch it, because if I did, I would choke on my food and die

@UncleLucky

6 жыл бұрын

I keep making the mistake of doing so

@NechoJak

6 жыл бұрын

thats the only way to go

@coykoi5128

5 жыл бұрын

god mood

@---fi2ml

5 жыл бұрын

i appreciate that this is an old comment but i also wanna contribute that i also cant watch videos like the arby mcdonald one or final pam while eating because i start retching. arbys so sweaty.

@endlesswanderer1753

5 жыл бұрын

@@---fi2ml One time, I laughed at a video while drinking vodka. 100 proof vodka + nasal passages = the most pain I've ever been in my life.

"Well.." "Well..." "Well......." "Well.............." I've never laughed harder in my life.

@flufflepants362

5 жыл бұрын

**noise of balloon deflating and laughter**

'HI I'M EVERY BASSIST EVER' Fucking DEAD

"He just stands there and admires his shitty work" me whenever I do anything

i have started saying "i swom to john" in public

@coykoi5128

5 жыл бұрын

i know of all the great mcelroyisms this one seems to have irrevocably crept into my vocabulary. SHAUNDI I SWAN TO JOHN

@jayahnh9591

5 жыл бұрын

I swam to jaa'm

@margaret6839

4 жыл бұрын

Me too!!!

@pop-tartdepression393

4 жыл бұрын

Griffins “Aw Beans” has wormed its way into my vocabulary and I use it more than I can help it

@GYAXA

4 жыл бұрын

Amazo Potato it’s a great way to stop swearing constantly because it’s such a funny substitute

This monster factory really puts you back into 2016. Griffin saying "I was born in 2008, so that means I'm 8 years old" right at the beginning, then Justin downloading pokemon go during the face upload, and finally culminating with a CHOICE Hamilton "I'm not throwing away my shot" reference. A real treat.

This has got to be the most quotable Monster Factory ever. "Some people call it... ball chess." "... just barely wanged it." "THAT ONE'S GOING UP ON THE GAMER NET"

congrats on some of the most uncomfortable kissing noises I have ever heard. and I am watching this season of the bachelorette.

@lumen8341

6 жыл бұрын

lololol

@HeartOfStone.

3 жыл бұрын

You're good for that every 2-3 monster factory episodes

8:40 obsessed with the fact he says "holy christ" in-character also it's 2021 and Daz is still one of my top 3 favorite monsters from this series

@nuclearlo0ve

2 жыл бұрын

Dead ass me too. Stang, aka Gordan Sumners is another top.

@defn0tjake

2 жыл бұрын

He's probably in my top 5, along with truck shepard, arby, the junker, and j'aam

22:00 is easily the proudest I've ever been of Griffin. I yelled out at my screen when that happened.

@Gallant_Silver

6 жыл бұрын

*Oh my goodness!* Someone who likes Monster Factory AND Steam Powered Giraffe? The McElroy's truly draw in the best of people.

@Zerox5861

6 жыл бұрын

I still come to this spot when I need some quick inspiration. Daz is the Egg Kisser we need, Deserve, and Crave.

@yenee94

5 жыл бұрын

blueeyedadela there are dozens of us!

daz looks like johnny knoxville whos been lying dead in the sun for 5 days

@2fortsmostwanted

3 жыл бұрын

I'm just here to acknowledge your great joke, thank you!

Fun fact; way back when, this was my first time seeing griffins face _ever_ And it was stretched over this golf mans flesh in some kind of deformed hell mask.

The McElroys is a gift to the humanity

@ralphiemcdingus2075

8 жыл бұрын

*are

@radbuffman3487

8 жыл бұрын

+lmarcondesm Th'Mcelr'oysz

@nomukun1138

7 жыл бұрын

Iä! Iä!

@WhoLetThemIn

7 жыл бұрын

And a gift to this beautiful kings game we call jolf

"SCAR ME UP MY DADS"

@TheLangenator

3 жыл бұрын

“IM DAZ, AND I’VE DONE IT”

I'm a bassist and I can attest. Daz is a prime example of what we all look like.

Since everybody's wondering, there's use of "boy" at 1:13 , 2:06 , 14:04 , 21:19 , 29:22 and text at 13:34 . You're welcome.

@rowchi93

8 жыл бұрын

You're my hero boy

@midnightcthulhu5551

7 жыл бұрын

jack pinto the lovely little hero boy

@schwarg

7 жыл бұрын

My boy.....

@magmivire

7 жыл бұрын

Gonna need a compilation of every time they say "boy" in all of Monster Factory.

@wehippos

7 жыл бұрын

The first video I ever saw of them was a compilation of (almost) all the times they say boy in MF. I was both incredibly confused and resigned to the fact I'd just found my new favorite series...

Do you ever watch a Monster Factory for a second time and watch them get closer to the final product and then scale away and then come back to the final setting and feel an over welling sense of calm?

@Oli.V

2 жыл бұрын

The episode that gives me this feeling the most is adult cool Michael Cera. They decide like halfway through that they don’t like it and then eventually end up back in the same place but it just is so nice to see that sweet zealous child adult again

@Doctor_Nu

Жыл бұрын

Always

That fuckin birdie was NOTHIN but net

"the ge-olf cornch" permanently stained my brain

This episode is like comfort food for me.

He almost looks like he's related to the Final Pam

@maddiedoes3571

6 жыл бұрын

His mom cheated on his dad with Pam and had her bological son and nobody wanted to bring up how so Pam just kinda let it happen

@jacklandismusic

5 жыл бұрын

There’s a Monster Factory Cinematic Universe (MFCU) developing as these go on

@literalruleslawyer

5 жыл бұрын

@@maddiedoes3571 he is the final dan

@rynemcgriffin1752

5 жыл бұрын

Jack Landis Final Pam is Thanos

@orangepeels9097

5 жыл бұрын

He's one of her many sons

"So sensual is Daz" really got me in an unexpected way

I really enjoy the way Griffin says “exosuit” at 7:08

whenever there's a new MF video i make it my goal to just leave a single comment making a reference to a funny line they say and maybe add a joke. but i never can because five seconds into typing "unbruise my eyes by toni browxton" they say or do another thing and i end up crying and guffawing and, just, heaving, and what do these boys have that i laugh at any of their mouth sounds

@naktura7409

7 жыл бұрын

Whats the point of leaving a comment that solely consists of a funny line from the video? We all watched it and it's fresh in our minds. We don't need someone to tell us that a funny part was funny.

@InfiniteRhombus

7 жыл бұрын

theres a twitter bot that was way quicker

So weird seeing griffins mouth move and his voice come out of it

I'm impressed with the speed of that generator, honestly. Getting to a QPU in less than 10 minutes is nothing to sneeze at.

I think its mildly hilarious how the literal best candidate for the face maker thing is using a mugshot like find a famous celebrity mugshot and input it to the game and youll have optimized results

J O L F S I N

Oh man I'm crying here. Kiss that SWEET EGG!

he looks like a burn victim Johnny Bravo

@AFarmerCalledChicken

4 жыл бұрын

Freddy(Kruger) Bravo

@penguinstarlette4028

4 жыл бұрын

Deadpool Bravo

@stupidass69420

2 жыл бұрын

Johnny Zuko

This has become one of my favorite episodes. I feel like Daz is a rich character and omg when Griffin sunk that birdie I gave a standing O. "Remember Daz? Well he's...he's fighting back".

5:43 the sheer serenity that Daz projects with this blink just after being born makes me feel like he's like an angel or some other divine being, and then all that divinity is completely eradicated as soon as they add hair, like adding hair to Daz was his immortal weakness to take him from the divine to the mundane in a perfect, hole in one shot

22:00 is maybe the most incredible moment in gaming ever

@needzAnamee

2 жыл бұрын

sir its daz… he’s fighting back…

I's so sorry I'm late but "Putrid and Fallow in the Midsummer sun" Is straight out of fucking Shakespeare and I think about it a few times a week to this day

Did you guys know that "jolf" is an acronym? Juggalos Only Ladies Forbidden

@apassionatenerd.3564

3 жыл бұрын

Words to live by

One of the first lines in this video being "Some people call it, 'Ball Chess'" really solidifies it as an instant classic

This is primarily for my own reference but is also apparently comment 666 which cannot go without mention. Anyway, for posterity, for myself and whoever may find it helpful: 5:22 Here come the Dennis 8:06 You want me to golf?... 10:12 Out on the jolf cornch 10:53 Just. Workin on my cud. 12:11 Bing Crosby title card 20:11 NOT OVER THERE... 20:28 The arm pump 23:48 Free shorts FREE SHORTS 29:03 No bud. NO bud. NO BUD.

I love Daz and his vocal cords from hell. He has a special place in my heart.

Daz has to be the most underrated Monster Factory

This is a bit high brow for me. Could you do ball-checkers instead?

@gregohreee

2 жыл бұрын

mini golf is ball checkers

I really recommend Thomas the tank engine for any EA sports game face

wow I remember this video was literally the first time I ever saw what Griffin and Justin looked like

I cannot stress how much I adore these boys. I hope I get to meet them some day cus I just. I just die.

@SpookyDeerArt

7 жыл бұрын

Drawn By Kat my dude i was scrolling through the comments and was like "hey isnt that kats style?" it was its u ps i love ur art jfc you helped me relearn shading tbh

@DrawnByKat

7 жыл бұрын

Oh my gorsh. Can't believe I was recognized somewhere! Hahah. I'm glad I could help you darling! ^^

this is one of the best monster factories lmao, the boys were so ON during this one lol

that kissing of the egg gets me every time

Griffin's Memento-style Battle Golf putts amid Justin's increasingly weary supportiveness: priceless.

I love the genuine parental disapproval Griffen shows toward Daz's Jolf fit lmfao 16:50

That's one real intricate character creator right there.

9:52 just fuckign killed me and brought me back to life i cannot live a single day without thinking of "golf sin"

KISS THAT EGG!

tag yourself, i'm 100% ethnicity 3

@fobbiesareborangeag

8 жыл бұрын

I'm the calibrated QPUs.

@rebeccaucich1290

8 жыл бұрын

im golf sin

@KeaBored

8 жыл бұрын

I'm the smashmouth midi

@fm-gm6hv

8 жыл бұрын

im the braided beard rip 08

@Vivita1414

8 жыл бұрын

im the bogey being tripled

...it never occurred to me that they might not be physically together while filming these

Well that was a Dazaster

Anyone else think Daz looks kinda like Johnny Bravo?

@mjolnir1208

7 жыл бұрын

Take it to the banks, boys. This one's just like Bravo.

@rocwood

7 жыл бұрын

It's like he's been living in Miami for too long and he didn't enough sun screens.

@MisMisWhovianposts

7 жыл бұрын

mjolnir1208 toe to tip, this is a Bravo

@adelinehaley9428

6 жыл бұрын

Yeah, from the thumbnail i thought it was going to be a recreation of him.

@mothergoose9383

2 жыл бұрын

Bizzaro Bravo

“OH MY GOD I SKIPPED THE BUNKIE” is joining my golf lingo repertoire, certainly. For the King’s game

It's been almost two years now and minute 22 of this Monster Factory is still the greatest moment in cinematic history

The most beautiful thing is, you just know that somewhere in Florida, there is some man who looks _exactly_ like our main man Daz here

"Crow's feet. I want the whooole leeeg!" Killed me.

It's been years and I only JUST realised how much of a slam dunk of a pun Griffin made at 1:27 by making 'PGA Tour 08' sound like 'purgatory'

*NOT OVER THERE!*

I like how Daz's voice was just Boyland

This just might be the best one-part episode of monster factory, it’s thoroughly iconic

Hearing Justin laugh so hard after his "Well..." is SO fucking funny

This has to be in the top 3 of my favorite Monster Factory. I quote this episode 3 times a day easily. ON THE CORNTCH.

Give this beautiful man a button down flame shirt, you guys made Guy Fieri

Oh man, this was really needed today.

@Monai3ficent

8 жыл бұрын

Indeed.

@AkitaKureiji564

8 жыл бұрын

right into the sand pit

@DragonsRule02

4 жыл бұрын

same here :’)

watching this in 2019 and hearing griffin say he was born in 08 and is 8 now and my immediate thought was what? 2008 was like four years ago

I'm rewatching my fav monster factories because I'm dealing with pretty bad depression. Thank you guys it's stupid but this kind of comfy McElroy content has been great

20:12 "Not over THEEEEEERE!"

@nuclearlo0ve

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

Daz looks like if RDJ and Jeremy Renner had a bastard love child, then someone beat the shit out of him and got him hooked on shards. Magnificent.

Me: Hmm, wonder if there's a new monster factory out recently? Me: *Checks vids* "Uploaded 26 seconds ago"

Every once in a while I just exclaim LET'S JOLF, so that's fun

ah so this is why i've been calling golf "ball chess" for years now