Jim "Captain Cool" Johnman's Don Bradman Cricket 14 | Monster Factory

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  • @lucieeatssnekkers2756
    @lucieeatssnekkers27565 жыл бұрын

    How does a goddamn cricket game have better character customization than Skyrim?

  • @draconianking

    @draconianking

    5 жыл бұрын

    Because Bethesda sucks.

  • @gunkwizardry

    @gunkwizardry

    5 жыл бұрын

    69 likes nice

  • @Ristro44

    @Ristro44

    5 жыл бұрын

    Because it's a game of standing around doing nothing so you gotta make it fun somehow *badum tis*

  • @angrybidoof847

    @angrybidoof847

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@gunkwizardry don't you mean 62, my fellow human chum.

  • @Bodmanford

    @Bodmanford

    5 жыл бұрын

    Skyrim doesn't have customization tbh. Without mods it's hard to make anything unique

  • @caseywheelwright4769
    @caseywheelwright47695 жыл бұрын

    Griffin's almost-bestial roar of "DONAALD!" when he got to that wrinkle option, though. That's literally the most intense sound I've ever heard come out of him.

  • @elijah5245

    @elijah5245

    4 жыл бұрын

    Roughly 8:37, for people who want to find it.

  • @gabriellag2611

    @gabriellag2611

    4 жыл бұрын

    and a gentle, joyful preview at 4:12

  • @c.m.880

    @c.m.880

    4 жыл бұрын

    My own nomination for most intense Griffin McElroy sound: when he sees Adult Cool’s sweet kicking moves

  • @HoneycombTheywontletmeputjusto

    @HoneycombTheywontletmeputjusto

    3 жыл бұрын

    16:14 here's another one

  • @quinnmarchese6313

    @quinnmarchese6313

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@c.m.880 i was about to say it pretty much only compares to Adult Cools sweet kicks, and whenever the slider goes way beyond what griffin was thinking, like in Tony Hawk's.

  • @HPDDJ
    @HPDDJ5 жыл бұрын

    "We can 62 in our goo chamber until we both yell."

  • @sawneytenmillion8339

    @sawneytenmillion8339

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ending it with just "yell" fuckin killed me

  • @gwen6622

    @gwen6622

    4 жыл бұрын

    oh shit another person watching this monster factory whose icon is a screenshot from egoist? that's how i know youre an intellectual

  • @Ninjat126
    @Ninjat1265 жыл бұрын

    "I don't know how people feel about Don Bradman" speaking as an Australian with zero interest in cricket, I learned about Bradman before I learned the names of ANY political leaders (past or present) and also possibly before I learned to read.

  • @lawrencescales9864

    @lawrencescales9864

    5 жыл бұрын

    Nintolerance but how do you feel about him

  • @UpFrogArt

    @UpFrogArt

    5 жыл бұрын

    Still don't know the prime minister's name but I know for fuckin sure that Don Bradman is a legendary bloke, thanks education system

  • @L1ama

    @L1ama

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@UpFrogArt to be fair you have like 5 prime ministers per year

  • @humanrich

    @humanrich

    5 жыл бұрын

    Haha. As an Australian this is hilarious to watch.

  • @ConManAU

    @ConManAU

    5 жыл бұрын

    He's a top bloke. And our national broadcaster's mailing address is PO Box 9994, chosen to match Bradman's legendary batting average.

  • @mediocreandworse59
    @mediocreandworse595 жыл бұрын

    Darn it, I was going to use the same wig from my Toucan Dan cosplay but now I have to use spicy ramen noodles for the hair

  • @Arrakiz666

    @Arrakiz666

    5 жыл бұрын

    Man, that sounds uncomfortable. I once used Vinegar to bleach my hair, it felt like torture. I can only imagine how awful spicy ramen noodle must feel on your head. Everything for art I suppose.

  • @ThyGeep

    @ThyGeep

    5 жыл бұрын

    WE MEET AGAIN

  • @ghoulieboy1264

    @ghoulieboy1264

    5 жыл бұрын

    Hello drawfee man

  • @Ash-tq8qz
    @Ash-tq8qz5 жыл бұрын

    As an Australian, can confirm that this is every cricket player who was big in the 80s morphed into one man.

  • @coykoi5128

    @coykoi5128

    5 жыл бұрын

    it's true boys. take it to the bank.

  • @Daniel-uw9qp

    @Daniel-uw9qp

    5 жыл бұрын

    Can confirm he looks like the chanel 9 sports panel in the 90's

  • @Cobraplato

    @Cobraplato

    5 жыл бұрын

    if jason gillepsie dyed his hair...

  • @saraha7909

    @saraha7909

    3 жыл бұрын

    he looks like he owns a pub in newtown, not gonna lie

  • @Arrakiz666
    @Arrakiz6665 жыл бұрын

    "He looks like an alien version of Breaking Bad trying to sneak into a Wendy's convention". I can't. I'm dead. My fucking sides.

  • @infinitebats

    @infinitebats

    5 жыл бұрын

    fucking drag himmmmm lol

  • @rayfranklin7646

    @rayfranklin7646

    5 жыл бұрын

    why is referring to a fictional character by the name of the work always so goddamn funny. it always works!

  • @android19willpwn

    @android19willpwn

    5 жыл бұрын

    that's one of those similes that would give you absolutely no idea what this person looks like out of context, but if you see them you think "Yeah that seems about right"

  • @SecretBaseSBN
    @SecretBaseSBN5 жыл бұрын

    Y'all are Vox Media's best sports channel

  • @windowsxp2255

    @windowsxp2255

    5 жыл бұрын

    But actually, you guys should look into Don Bradman. His stats look like Gretzky had a baby with Jesus, but I don't wanna even try and begin to comprehend Cricket

  • @alexanderking5676

    @alexanderking5676

    5 жыл бұрын

    is this jon?

  • @ibbiegannon7631

    @ibbiegannon7631

    4 ай бұрын

    ​@@windowsxp2255l m N ,

  • @ilana69420
    @ilana694205 жыл бұрын

    the abject horror in "will this match go for FOUR DAYS...?" ... it's a mood

  • @critttler
    @critttler5 жыл бұрын

    it took way too long for me to realize Don Bradman Cricket 14 was the name of the game and not the monster.

  • @ryanbradleyrankin

    @ryanbradleyrankin

    4 жыл бұрын

    I'm dead. you've killed me.

  • @visitorfromnowhere1966

    @visitorfromnowhere1966

    3 жыл бұрын

    "Um, _actually,_ it's Don Bradman Cricket 14's monster. Don Bradman Cricket 14 was the scientist who created him."

  • @JohnHazl
    @JohnHazl5 жыл бұрын

    You made Snoop Dogg if he were an English coal miner and died from the fumes several days ago

  • @DaMaLoJo

    @DaMaLoJo

    4 жыл бұрын

    Wow, oddly specific and incredibly accurate

  • @sarahglickfeld9077

    @sarahglickfeld9077

    Жыл бұрын

    Hey, for my own sanity I need to know what this means. I know you said this 4 years ago but please.

  • @4nn4h

    @4nn4h

    4 ай бұрын

    ​​​@@sarahglickfeld9077imagine Snoop Dogg. Now, imagine him, but as a malnourished and aged-beyond-his-years English coal miner from the late 19th century (at the latest - but feel free to go earlier). Now, imagine him stumbling into a "damp" - a build-up of hazardous gas - in a mine. I'll leave it up to you which kind of damp he encounters (I chose white damp, but black/choke damp and stink damp are viable alternatives). Imagine, now, that he asphyxiates from this damp, and his corpse remains in the mine for several days. This corpse, pale, bloated, and in a state of decomposition, is what OP is likening Captain Cool to.

  • @mwadams1
    @mwadams14 жыл бұрын

    "Am I spectating or am I in the game right now?" A question every cricketer has asked themselves at least once.

  • @mrf4ncyp4nts
    @mrf4ncyp4nts5 жыл бұрын

    Jim "Captain Cool" Johnman is actually my uncle and he does NOT give his permission to have his horrendous, shrivled, absolutely monstrous likeness featured in this Internet Commentary Track

  • @SeaDubya

    @SeaDubya

    5 жыл бұрын

    hey its me jop too bad. Tell him it’s fair use. Lol

  • @Ammnontet

    @Ammnontet

    5 жыл бұрын

    He's also my uncle. What is going on? What is happening? How many uncles can one uncle be?

  • @Pebphiz

    @Pebphiz

    5 жыл бұрын

    For once the top comment is objectively the best comment.

  • @caseyrogers573

    @caseyrogers573

    5 жыл бұрын

    Awww beans, that sucks.

  • @carnigob42069

    @carnigob42069

    5 жыл бұрын

    see what's weird is that he's Also My Uncle ????

  • @latrodectahespara2728
    @latrodectahespara27282 жыл бұрын

    "He has. A knife. *Collection.* And he's going to use it on me tonight." is an all-time Monster Factory quote

  • @Sophie-vl8wp
    @Sophie-vl8wp5 жыл бұрын

    Final Pam's illegitimate son has become a good good sporting boy

  • @gfox9295

    @gfox9295

    5 жыл бұрын

    Just got this to 62 likes. Jim Johnman seal of approval guaranteed!

  • @angelkato1401

    @angelkato1401

    5 жыл бұрын

    her bastard son has really gone off and made a name for himself, but will he ever escape from his mothers grasp?

  • @doctortehe

    @doctortehe

    5 жыл бұрын

    Why are all Final Pam's Monster Factory children athletic stars

  • @mayflyforyou

    @mayflyforyou

    5 жыл бұрын

    Because she’s a human punch.

  • @e-811

    @e-811

    4 жыл бұрын

    Who could the other parent possibly be?

  • @blanktester
    @blanktester5 жыл бұрын

    Pre-war and post-war sunglasses immediately makes me think that the Don-Bradman-cricketverse featured a massive cricket based war.

  • @BluesMoth64
    @BluesMoth645 жыл бұрын

    Every time monster factory updates my lifespan gets extended for exactly thirteen hours.

  • @lukausedsteal1026

    @lukausedsteal1026

    5 жыл бұрын

    BlueBloodstains Weird because it’s the opposite for me.

  • @montysep

    @montysep

    5 жыл бұрын

    Not 69 hours?

  • @beecherry3943

    @beecherry3943

    5 жыл бұрын

    Monty Sep nice

  • @hopefeardream

    @hopefeardream

    5 жыл бұрын

    Samesies

  • @toadallyanonymous4625

    @toadallyanonymous4625

    5 жыл бұрын

    Monty Sep no it’s 62

  • @PrawnCatch
    @PrawnCatch5 жыл бұрын

    For people who use Closed Captioning, at 6:36 the full sentence with (mumbles) in it is "We 'bout to Final Pam it up in here!" Also, at 25:14 the line is "All right, the context clues." I couldn't edit the captions so I'm just leaving this here.

  • @koscheiundead

    @koscheiundead

    5 жыл бұрын

    you're a hero

  • @fuckgandor

    @fuckgandor

    4 жыл бұрын

    my adhd ass thanks you, hero

  • @senseisleepyhead

    @senseisleepyhead

    4 жыл бұрын

    Thank you!

  • @bluebottle9555
    @bluebottle95555 жыл бұрын

    don bradman is rolling around so much in his grave he's basically turned into a sphere

  • @jabelsjabels

    @jabelsjabels

    5 жыл бұрын

    ol' Don Bradsphere

  • @noodletongs2664

    @noodletongs2664

    5 жыл бұрын

    Him being dead now is a big plot twist

  • @undertasty

    @undertasty

    5 жыл бұрын

    don bradman is rolling around so much in his grave he turned into a drill and hit oil, making his kids stinking rich.

  • @e-811

    @e-811

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was going to ask if he’s dead but after this video there’s no way he could have survived

  • @charlottebiscuit4133

    @charlottebiscuit4133

    4 жыл бұрын

    i don't like the mental image this comment gives me

  • @binary_terror2
    @binary_terror25 жыл бұрын

    “When I came to this dimension, I didn’t expect to teach one kid a sport I don’t know, let alone 18!”

  • @zoelarson9620

    @zoelarson9620

    5 жыл бұрын

    Ariel Couch i just listened to this episode... whatre the chances 🤔

  • @makeshift-moth

    @makeshift-moth

    5 жыл бұрын

    That's right, I said dimension!

  • @stevencooper1103

    @stevencooper1103

    5 жыл бұрын

    I just relistened to that episode yesterday, lol.

  • @randomtrucks

    @randomtrucks

    5 жыл бұрын

    Deborah, come in close. Steven, scoot in. Derek, yes. Susan, you’re close enough, you’re good. You know what, Timothy, two feet to the left.

  • @pears5547

    @pears5547

    5 жыл бұрын

    I feel like I should know what this is from but I don't. What is it from?

  • @DigitaIJustice
    @DigitaIJustice5 жыл бұрын

    Clayton is the best editor. Hard stop.

  • @miles2419

    @miles2419

    5 жыл бұрын

    Clayton is so good

  • @Rick586

    @Rick586

    5 жыл бұрын

    I love it when the editor becomes an additional character in the show :)

  • @rachelrachel9152

    @rachelrachel9152

    3 жыл бұрын

    Clayton is LITERALLY the backbone of polygon i mean he basically teaches everyone the games each time on overboard

  • @angelpawsikittity153
    @angelpawsikittity1535 жыл бұрын

    Oh my god, major props to Clayton, I absolutely lost it at the How I Make Bread Guy part, quality editor 👌

  • @adamcools8054
    @adamcools80545 жыл бұрын

    "If Colonel Sanders was the official sponsor of Hunger Games". I died

  • @jmcrofts
    @jmcrofts5 жыл бұрын

    Why does Donald Bradman's Cricket Adventure have better beard and hair options than any Bethesda game??

  • @vhx0323

    @vhx0323

    5 жыл бұрын

    jmcrofts because you can’t add this many options when you phone in everything you publish

  • @angeloabbatiello4755

    @angeloabbatiello4755

    5 жыл бұрын

    jmcrofts because it is the superior game to anything Bethesda could hope to make

  • @SpookyDeerArt

    @SpookyDeerArt

    5 жыл бұрын

    because todd howard is scared of hair

  • @AFarmerCalledChicken

    @AFarmerCalledChicken

    4 жыл бұрын

    In all seriousness; I think it's the lack of cutscenes and actual movement. You have to take a lot of things into account, plus deadlines can hinder a lot

  • @SkyNinja759

    @SkyNinja759

    3 жыл бұрын

    The jmcrofts, the DBZF jmcrofts? Wow, never thought you watched these guys. It's a small world it seems.

  • @crowgiesbrecht6726
    @crowgiesbrecht67265 жыл бұрын

    barber "whut u want?" me *shows him a picture of the cosmic microwave background* barber "say no more"

  • @FSEThompson
    @FSEThompson5 жыл бұрын

    Dude as a lesbian growing up in Australia loads of girls would swoon over the school cricket players but I swear they all looked like Captain Cool here

  • @henrybechtel3644

    @henrybechtel3644

    5 жыл бұрын

    So they all looked super sexy?

  • @montysep

    @montysep

    5 жыл бұрын

    As a what, in what, with what, at where, with who?

  • @metaadinfinitum

    @metaadinfinitum

    5 жыл бұрын

    This tracks, after all, Jim Johnman is the one who fucks.

  • @bonelessfae4041

    @bonelessfae4041

    5 жыл бұрын

    Friedrich Sarah E. Thompson god me too fkdhdkfn

  • @saraha7909

    @saraha7909

    5 жыл бұрын

    oh my god same kfsdnkjvnkj

  • @topher1241
    @topher12415 жыл бұрын

    Griffin can make any allegory and *somehow* make it make sense

  • @lilyhope432

    @lilyhope432

    5 жыл бұрын

    I can't believe you're sleeping on Justin, who made about 5 metaphors in the first 7 minutes

  • @topher1241

    @topher1241

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@lilyhope432 you are So right

  • @lilyhope432

    @lilyhope432

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@topher1241 "He looks like alien Breaking Bad going to a Wendy's convention" fuckin. Brilliant

  • @bondfool

    @bondfool

    5 жыл бұрын

    Allegory is a literary device that makes a fictional situation symbolic or commentary on reality. Maybe you meant analogy?

  • @JSON1C
    @JSON1C5 жыл бұрын

    never has a sentence struck fear in my heart like "we about to Final Pam it up in here!"

  • @maypaul
    @maypaul5 жыл бұрын

    Was there two Jims because they gave him 2 roles? Hypothetically, could they give him all the roles and make a field full of Jims?

  • @lilyp8448

    @lilyp8448

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yes yes yes yes I do hope that happens

  • @myrasis

    @myrasis

    5 жыл бұрын

    please please please

  • @NightKnight13

    @NightKnight13

    5 жыл бұрын

    10/10 profile picture bit cute

  • @maypaul

    @maypaul

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@NightKnight13 yours too, is it by ikimaru?

  • @Ends_Of_Invention

    @Ends_Of_Invention

    5 жыл бұрын

    IIRC this game was buggy af, so they might get a full team of Jims but not via any intended game feature

  • @rwtf112sm
    @rwtf112sm5 жыл бұрын

    This is now the #1 video when you google Don Bradman. What a legacy.

  • @NorthernlionLP

    @NorthernlionLP

    5 жыл бұрын

    Not really

  • @Tranum13
    @Tranum135 жыл бұрын

    Top Cricket champion of Benedict Cumberbatch's Home for Sharp Faced Boys

  • @rattyeely

    @rattyeely

    5 жыл бұрын

    Best comment

  • @makeshift-moth
    @makeshift-moth5 жыл бұрын

    I'm surprised that a Nigel Thornberry comparison never came up. The hair, mustache, and nose combination all ring pretty true to me

  • @AFarmerCalledChicken

    @AFarmerCalledChicken

    4 жыл бұрын

    SMASHING

  • @fobishi1
    @fobishi15 жыл бұрын

    I'm so glad your ghosts are hanging around after y'all left this mortal plane.

  • @bagofworms7625
    @bagofworms76255 жыл бұрын

    Dang I love Brave 2, really happy with the storyline focusing on her son who has the power to chuck people into the sun with his mouth

  • @lucieeatssnekkers2756
    @lucieeatssnekkers27565 жыл бұрын

    "He can keep an eye on second base and third base." I love that they have absolutely no idea how cricket works EDIT: Then again, who does?

  • @williamedge5130

    @williamedge5130

    5 жыл бұрын

    I still believe that every game they just make up the rules and it's the world's most elaborate money-making conspiracy

  • @wendtchr

    @wendtchr

    5 жыл бұрын

    Cricket is like a North Korean knock off of baseball.

  • @lucieeatssnekkers2756

    @lucieeatssnekkers2756

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@wendtchr Yeah except I think Cricket is older, which is whack. It sounds so made up in premise.

  • @demosugar

    @demosugar

    5 жыл бұрын

    their reaction to "FOUR DAYS???!" is golden bc that's like, the one thing i thought ppl knew about cricket lol

  • @21stCentDissonance

    @21stCentDissonance

    5 жыл бұрын

    Cricket is a very simple game, where every single action is explained by a word that makes utterly no sense out of context.

  • @PuckRockWitch
    @PuckRockWitch5 жыл бұрын

    thank u justin for causing an almost deadly spittake with "this is my familiar pantalaimon"

  • @Zhevros

    @Zhevros

    5 жыл бұрын

    I lost my mind

  • @RobertJW

    @RobertJW

    5 жыл бұрын

    I was not ready for the His Dark Materials reference.

  • @ScoladeGaming
    @ScoladeGaming5 жыл бұрын

    How the hell does this Cricket game from 5 years ago have such a detailed character creator, and how are we just seeing this now?!?!

  • @MrKelsomatic
    @MrKelsomatic5 жыл бұрын

    I knead to know more about this mysterious bread guy meme.

  • @occono3543

    @occono3543

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@mehrmull2243 "Video unavailable This video contains content from Channel 4, who has blocked it in your country on copyright grounds." Do you have another link?

  • @occono3543

    @occono3543

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@mehrmull2243 Nevermind I made a mirror: streamable.com/cw5hf

  • @mehrmull2243

    @mehrmull2243

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@occono3543 God, copyright laws are going rediculously overboard.. here, try that one: kzread.info/dash/bejne/lHx_ktd_kpm8qto.html Hope it works for you!

  • @MrKelsomatic

    @MrKelsomatic

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@mehrmull2243 Holy shit, thank you. This is unreal. I feel like there's an art to being this horny that our civilization has lost.

  • @Pencliff

    @Pencliff

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@mehrmull2243 I thought my sexuality was prepared... it was not.

  • @TaveLawhorn
    @TaveLawhorn5 жыл бұрын

    Isn’t Judge Jim Johnman a maximum fun podcast?

  • @android19willpwn

    @android19willpwn

    5 жыл бұрын

    yes that is right

  • @emmythemac

    @emmythemac

    5 жыл бұрын

    I think you're thinking of Judge Josh Oddman.

  • @beeceedoubleu6967

    @beeceedoubleu6967

    5 жыл бұрын

    Nah, its Judge Hodge Johnman

  • @caseywheelwright4769

    @caseywheelwright4769

    5 жыл бұрын

    No it's Hodge Podge Judgeman

  • @Noeyk200

    @Noeyk200

    4 жыл бұрын

    Late reply, but I think you guys are thinking of Bob Ross Flossman

  • @pearse9116
    @pearse91165 жыл бұрын

    Don Bradman is probably the athlete who is the most ahead of his respective sport than anyone else in the sport in modern history.

  • @redactedwatkins6195
    @redactedwatkins61955 жыл бұрын

    when you nut in cricket, it push you backwards, and by "it" i mean the cricket council, and by "backwards" i mean off the team

  • @TheClassyZombie

    @TheClassyZombie

    5 жыл бұрын

    I am unclear on if this is how cricket works but I choose to believe it is the only rule.

  • @DetectiveOlivaw

    @DetectiveOlivaw

    5 жыл бұрын

    I choose to believe this is an incredibly funny joke about the current state of the cricket sport

  • @comfort_kitten

    @comfort_kitten

    4 жыл бұрын

    I laughed so hard oh my gaaaaaa

  • @TigerBears11
    @TigerBears115 жыл бұрын

    I always felt like the monstrosities you could make in this game were overlooked. Glad to see the boys have brought light to this disaster.

  • @hyacinthdavidson5924
    @hyacinthdavidson59245 жыл бұрын

    his hair looks like the cosmic microwave background

  • @slickmcwilly

    @slickmcwilly

    5 жыл бұрын

    I was just thinking the same thing dude lol

  • @OhMyGoshItsALeg

    @OhMyGoshItsALeg

    5 жыл бұрын

    Or the inside of a dirty microwave

  • @basilschuman7159

    @basilschuman7159

    5 жыл бұрын

    his hair is the universe

  • @demosugar

    @demosugar

    5 жыл бұрын

    god i kept seeing variations on this in the comments and i assumed it was like a desktop background with the lil debbies cosmic brownies aesthetic and then i fuckin googled it and saw what a dumbass i am

  • @GracefulStars

    @GracefulStars

    5 жыл бұрын

    yes! the green hair looked like current cosmic microwave background radiation, the final hair looks like it like a microsecond after the big bang

  • @FioreFire
    @FioreFire5 жыл бұрын

    me knowing nothing about cricket like these guys really enhances the viewing experience

  • @mateo672
    @mateo6724 жыл бұрын

    “He has a knife collection, and he’s gonna 👏 use it 👏 on 👏 me 👏 tonight 👏“

  • @tracer.s
    @tracer.s5 жыл бұрын

    This man is either the forgotten cousin of Frank Zappa (Zrank Fappa), or Justin and Griffin are progressively ascending toward what Frank Zappa was trying to tap into.

  • @jdshort
    @jdshort5 жыл бұрын

    “All right Don, not all of us went to Brain School...”

  • @Narokkurai
    @Narokkurai4 жыл бұрын

    As an American, Don Bradman is my favorite athlete, because nobody here knows anything about Cricket or Don, and it's always a delight when you get to break down just how absurdly good he was. "Greatest achievement by any sportsman in any sport" is really not an exaggeration.

  • @montanarose4622
    @montanarose46225 жыл бұрын

    As an Australian, every different option they scroll through looks like a perfectly rational person I would see out getting milk.

  • @marnie1426
    @marnie14265 жыл бұрын

    no matter what they are doing to this man i cant help but nod and think "yeah thats an australian cricketer"

  • @JackLoveday
    @JackLoveday5 жыл бұрын

    clayton, the hidden comedic genius.

  • @hesseceja2830
    @hesseceja28305 жыл бұрын

    "What i love about this is it's all so subtle" "Alright so we've deleted the nose"

  • @MisterDoobs
    @MisterDoobs5 жыл бұрын

    Justin dropping a His Dark Materials reference like i'm not gonna notice

  • @SirSpitsAlotable
    @SirSpitsAlotable5 жыл бұрын

    Jim "Captain Cool" Johnman and Daz were definitely college roommates and you can't convince me otherwise.

  • @Rabhadh-RhymesWithJava
    @Rabhadh-RhymesWithJava5 жыл бұрын

    I like how even the game in which you can be the ultimate cricket master is like “Yeah, there’s no way we’re selling out a stadium for a game.” Like come on, Bradman. Have a bit more self esteem.

  • @rebeccaucich1290
    @rebeccaucich12905 жыл бұрын

    “we can 62 in my goo chamber until we both yell” has me dead on the sidewalk

  • @gh000stful
    @gh000stful5 жыл бұрын

    lovely day for cricket

  • @toetotipthatsabart5048

    @toetotipthatsabart5048

    5 жыл бұрын

    jenny jenny sticky wicket! lovely day for some cricket!

  • @wendtchr

    @wendtchr

    5 жыл бұрын

    Lovely week*

  • @caseywheelwright4769

    @caseywheelwright4769

    5 жыл бұрын

    rub ball

  • @suborbitalprocess

    @suborbitalprocess

    5 жыл бұрын

    Oi! Right time fer a' Tea Interval, innit?

  • @sbp4215

    @sbp4215

    5 жыл бұрын

    MCG

  • @discflame
    @discflame5 жыл бұрын

    i am appreciative of our new friend Jim Johnman, Human Man

  • @_spacemanriff
    @_spacemanriff5 жыл бұрын

    justin's laught at 16:50 is all you need to sustain yourself

  • @quinnkjones
    @quinnkjones5 жыл бұрын

    He's a God damned borderlands character. And I mean that literally God has damned him to an existence in a cricket game.

  • @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot
    @MrxstGrssmnstMttckstPhlNelThot5 жыл бұрын

    Has anyone deciphered what How I Make Bread means? Is this question itself a new meme? "But what is How I Made Bread tho?"

  • @ciarangrace1425

    @ciarangrace1425

    5 жыл бұрын

    The link is broken. The bread meme is a lie. Or else has been removed by the illuminati because it is too sacred.

  • @scuffycat

    @scuffycat

    5 жыл бұрын

    It's a Berenstein/Berenstain situation

  • @imeanokaysureman

    @imeanokaysureman

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@popdelton oh my God it's so good though

  • @Champiness

    @Champiness

    5 жыл бұрын

    Mandy Warneke Does the editing in that video suggest that How I Make Bread Guy is the host lady’s alter ego or was that just something I picked up on

  • @MissMystery1412

    @MissMystery1412

    5 жыл бұрын

    Mandy Warneke god bless you

  • @jessicagauthier2499
    @jessicagauthier24995 жыл бұрын

    "This is what cricket players are..." Pretty sure one of those default guys was Art Garfunkel, which, in my heart of hearts, is kind of what I always suspected cricket was.

  • @KrazyKaiser
    @KrazyKaiser5 жыл бұрын

    FINALLY You guys have been talking about this episode on MBMBAM for at least 2 weeks!

  • @Iluminatili

    @Iluminatili

    5 жыл бұрын

    so, like, twice?

  • @brianbucceri6412

    @brianbucceri6412

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@Iluminatili And like every other McElroy podcast

  • @elithebicycle760

    @elithebicycle760

    5 жыл бұрын

    it took this long bc clayton was trying to find the how i make bread guy

  • @4n0mie

    @4n0mie

    5 жыл бұрын

    is mbmbam still running? I'm listening from the first episode so I'm still in like 2011

  • @elithebicycle760

    @elithebicycle760

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@4n0mie yes it is dude!

  • @LouGuthrie
    @LouGuthrie5 жыл бұрын

    I feel like they managed to somehow recreate every British Male celebrity from the 70s and 80s who are still alive right now at some point during this episode.

  • @LouGuthrie

    @LouGuthrie

    5 жыл бұрын

    Also Benefit Cucumber

  • @wendtchr
    @wendtchr5 жыл бұрын

    This episode is ALL TIME! On par with Final Pam, Borth Sampson, and Daz. Also par is a good score for cricket, right?

  • @frozenbean
    @frozenbean5 жыл бұрын

    There are 11 players per side in a cricket match. I think the McElroys know what they need to do.

  • @charlsief
    @charlsief5 жыл бұрын

    Can I just say something? Until about 13:21, I thought this was a game about croquet.

  • @garfieldbrooks

    @garfieldbrooks

    3 жыл бұрын

    i did not know cricket and croquet were two separate games until this video

  • @jackwack5402
    @jackwack54025 жыл бұрын

    i’ve never been so happy to hear someone’s laugh than i have to been to hear griffins scream laugh

  • @a.mig.dal.a
    @a.mig.dal.a5 жыл бұрын

    You can hear gardfield when griffin says “these are antiques!”

  • @doghugs
    @doghugs5 жыл бұрын

    the boys don't realise but they genuinely did make the ideal cricketing body. cricket is a sport of U N I T S, 100%

  • @vaivesperi
    @vaivesperi4 жыл бұрын

    I would just like to thank you guys for putting in closed captions and not just letting it auto generate. Much love from a partially deaf viewer!

  • @lilyp8448
    @lilyp84485 жыл бұрын

    Headcanon that Jim Johnson is one of Final Pam’s many sons

  • @ensokoth4670
    @ensokoth46705 жыл бұрын

    Now we have War to go with Final Pam's Death. 2/4 horsepersons, my dudes. Bringing us closer to the end we need

  • @DrVblschrf
    @DrVblschrf5 жыл бұрын

    I didn't expect that my love of cricket and my love of Monster Factory would ever intersect, but here it is and it's everything I could have asked for.

  • @uwukimberleigh
    @uwukimberleigh5 жыл бұрын

    I'm glad both I and Griffin have the same understanding of cricket (despite the fact that I've lived my whole life exposed to it)

  • @Goldfish0389
    @Goldfish03895 жыл бұрын

    I somehow have vivid memories of Jim Johnman from my Australian childhood. He definitely drives a mint condition 80's Falcon and forces kids to sing John Williamson songs at assembly.

  • @imDizzybelle
    @imDizzybelle5 жыл бұрын

    This is just what Cricket players look like.

  • @Stevonicus
    @Stevonicus5 жыл бұрын

    Who will take the responsibility of explaining the Duckworth Lewis Method to our good good boys?

  • @ComradeBread
    @ComradeBread5 жыл бұрын

    This is the amalgamation of every cricketer that your dad would call a legend

  • @sarahglickfeld9077
    @sarahglickfeld9077 Жыл бұрын

    Every few months I rewatch this video and it simultaneously increases my blood pressure and fixes my brain for a few short hours and then I return to earth

  • @genericusername546
    @genericusername5465 жыл бұрын

    Finally some Australian representation in the monster factory

  • @spellinwaiting5290
    @spellinwaiting52905 жыл бұрын

    Do I have to watch the other 13 crickets to watch this?

  • @typhontwister

    @typhontwister

    5 жыл бұрын

    No, but you do have to play Don Bradman's Cricket by Sleep to understand the story

  • @suborbitalprocess

    @suborbitalprocess

    5 жыл бұрын

    A firm understanding of The Villan's Tridecagon is also helpful

  • @cheeseboy1271

    @cheeseboy1271

    5 жыл бұрын

    Yes, it's best to watch ALL 13 crickets before watching this. If you don't, you'll just be confused by the plot and mechanics of the story and you won't understand some of the more nuanced character interactions. Watch them in this order Cricket: humble beginnings Cricket: humble beginnings electric boogaloo Cricket: Don Bradman approaches Cricket legends: glory of the cricket kings Cricket legends: revengeance Cricket legends: fall from fame Cricket legends: cricket is unbreakable Cricket: Don Bradman's story Cricket xxx: pleasure and pain Cricket legends: a world in peril Cricket legends: Don Bradman's sacrifice Cricket legends: lovers wrath Cricket legends: universe ending Also, no matter what anybody tells you, DON'T SKIP PARTS!!! Don't watch out of order either.

  • @suborbitalprocess

    @suborbitalprocess

    5 жыл бұрын

    The visual novels and the ARG also reference characters that become important later

  • @hearhurgle

    @hearhurgle

    5 жыл бұрын

    Some people argue that the manga Cricket: Hidden Chapter is unimportant and skippable because it was created by a third party and is considered noncanon by one of the original authors, but these people are idiots. C:HC adds much needed layers of complexity to many would-be unimportant background characters and it pays off so well during the League Bradman vs. Apocalypse Alliance Arc.

  • @benallan7348
    @benallan73485 жыл бұрын

    2:35 the bois aren't aware of the strong and proud tradition of mulleted cricket players

  • @LimeyLassen
    @LimeyLassen5 жыл бұрын

    Those astronaut ice cream gauntlets are a miracle.

  • @redactedwatkins6195
    @redactedwatkins61955 жыл бұрын

    this was douglas adams rejected idea for life the universe and everything

  • @jagoandlitefoot

    @jagoandlitefoot

    5 жыл бұрын

    i laughed so hard at this comment

  • @monckat4681

    @monckat4681

    5 жыл бұрын

    100% of my knowledge of cricket comes from that book lol

  • @the-shork

    @the-shork

    5 жыл бұрын

    @@monckat4681 I must've misread that book I still know nothing about cricket

  • @monckat4681

    @monckat4681

    5 жыл бұрын

    i mean, i didn't learn that much about cricket from it but it's still 100% of what i do know

  • @battyrae1398
    @battyrae13985 жыл бұрын

    WHY DOES THIS CRICKET GAME HAVE A BETTER CHARACTER CREATOR THAN 90% OF EVERYTHING?????

  • @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong
    @funnyvalentinedidnothingwrong5 жыл бұрын

    So Don Bradman was like the god-king of cricket?

  • @watson483

    @watson483

    5 жыл бұрын

    Alucard Hellsing pretty much. Someone was about to beat his record of runs in a game and he literally refused to run another one and retired on the number before because don bradman is such a legend and he didn't feel worthy of even being on the same level. It's kinda insane tbh. Don Bradman was a god among men. There's a museum in his home town, and in a different town.

  • @frambojan
    @frambojan5 жыл бұрын

    I felt the boys were too restricted by Soul Caliber. Cricket has unleashed the true beauty of their art.

  • @fizzycolalizzie
    @fizzycolalizzie5 жыл бұрын

    I tried looking up "how I make bread meme" but all I got was a picture of Guy Fieri anti morphing into a garlic bread

  • @sycastells1212

    @sycastells1212

    4 жыл бұрын

    m.kzread.info/dash/bejne/goF2uqxyeZbWerA.html

  • @JollyDonburi
    @JollyDonburi5 жыл бұрын

    When ya'll stumbled onto the orange stubble, my mind went "This guy just ate some cheetos."

  • @ProtoBlues
    @ProtoBlues5 жыл бұрын

    i was having a bad night and i have never been more thankful for anything than i am for this episode of monster factory

  • @k_e_r_b_e
    @k_e_r_b_e5 жыл бұрын

    i’m crying this is the man of my dreams

  • @rocketshawk2200
    @rocketshawk22005 жыл бұрын

    This guy at 5:00 looks like the book version of Daario Naharis in a major way... Also that "How I make bread" guy.

  • @morgan32
    @morgan325 жыл бұрын

    Who knew that Don Bradman Cricket 14 was ballin'

  • @madisonalmquist7311
    @madisonalmquist73115 жыл бұрын

    If anyone's unclear without captions- at 6:36 Griffin says "We bout to Final Pam it up in here!"

  • @wizardfiend
    @wizardfiend5 жыл бұрын

    the video justin is talking about ("how i bake bread guy") is a video titled "A Non-Baker's Guide To Making Sourdough Bread" by Alex French Guy Cooking and yeah, he's right.

  • @weedlebacaws8613
    @weedlebacaws86135 жыл бұрын

    It’s like Guy Fieri ate both guys from Flight of the Conchords.

  • @Cooldude-kc5wf
    @Cooldude-kc5wf5 жыл бұрын

    don bradman died 18 years ago but he developed this game in 2019 pretty suspicious

  • @flairhayden
    @flairhayden5 жыл бұрын

    This right here spirals into one of the funniest monster factories in a while.

  • @7waco
    @7waco5 жыл бұрын

    This is a Hunter S Thompson nightmare boy

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