Misheard Lyrics | Peter Kay: The Tour That Didn't Tour Tour

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One thing's for certain, you will never hear these songs in the same way again! Do you have any other misheard lyrics to add to the list? Let us know in the comments!
From Peter Kay 'The Tour That Didn't Tour Tour': One of Britain's most popular comics, Bolton's finest stand-up returns in this live recording taken from his sold-out arena tour.
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  • @lordmorley7561
    @lordmorley75614 жыл бұрын

    The look he gave the person who laughed after he mentioned starving Ethiopians was absolute comedy gold ; he didn't have to say a single word, I found that hilarious.

  • @jsmithmultimediatech

    @jsmithmultimediatech

    4 жыл бұрын

    The single bit I piss myself laughing at is that lol

  • @showmoke

    @showmoke

    4 жыл бұрын

    Just wondering though if that person who laughed was an organised plant - sorry to be cynical, but I think it was.

  • @patrickhannon4217

    @patrickhannon4217

    4 жыл бұрын

    @showmoke, not to take the fun out of it but to be honest i wouldn't put it past Peter Kay, he' a very "rehearsed" comedian, unlike Dara O'Briain for example

  • @showmoke

    @showmoke

    4 жыл бұрын

    Patrick Hannon - yes, I agree. Kay is still very funny though. But he wouldn’t be the first comedian to utilise rehearsed assistants in the audience with the intention of hoping the audience thinking that it was made up on the spur of the moment!

  • @patrickhannon4217

    @patrickhannon4217

    4 жыл бұрын

    @showmoke, I know, I'm agreeing with you! I probably didn't phrase it right, but yeah a lot of comedians do use "plants" in the audience more often than you think, as you probably know. I was just trying to point out the difference that some comedians need to practice and refine a routine, where others, like Dara, are better when they work off the cuff, I'm a musician and it's the same for me and my mates, some work off the cuff and some need to rehearse

  • @ajbr5221
    @ajbr52213 жыл бұрын

    “Can’t see mine let alone kiss it” that was just the final move, killed me 😂😂😂

  • @KateSc722

    @KateSc722

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ever seen the SNL sketch with Will Ferrel where he did yoga for years just for that purpose?

  • @robertrodrigues7319

    @robertrodrigues7319

    2 жыл бұрын

    Neither can I !!

  • @KerryNeeds

    @KerryNeeds

    2 жыл бұрын

    yeah. BRILLIANT!

  • @salem730

    @salem730

    Ай бұрын

    “I don’t waste my evenings!”😂😂😂

  • @tandemaxle1831
    @tandemaxle1831 Жыл бұрын

    I was watching this in bed with headphones and my wife was asleep beside me. I was laughing so hard; I woke her up. She asked me why I was laughing so I let her watch, Now, we are both laughing.

  • @runar0190

    @runar0190

    Жыл бұрын

    Haha priceless 😊👍

  • @nathippo

    @nathippo

    Жыл бұрын

    Haha epic ☺😅🤣🤣❤❤❤❤

  • @TheDeghohun

    @TheDeghohun

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh mate! Missus was sleeping too but I wasn't risking waking her up after the day she had!!! I had to hold so hard to stop my self lmao! Hardest moment in my life mate! He is fooking hilarious!

  • @nathanielborg1499

    @nathanielborg1499

    Жыл бұрын

    There's a word for people like you....."lucky" hahaha

  • @RelativeBadger

    @RelativeBadger

    Жыл бұрын

    Wow! What a crazy life you lead!

  • @KiaraLionessTM
    @KiaraLionessTM Жыл бұрын

    “He’s got a bit of rivalry here Micheal, Celine’s peddling hot dogs on his patch” Lmao I never laughed so hard in my life 😂😂

  • @JoeyIndolos
    @JoeyIndolos3 жыл бұрын

    Such a horribly strong psychological effect. Even when I’ve known the correct lyrics for years, now I can only hear what he wants me to hear 😄

  • @nour2146

    @nour2146

    3 жыл бұрын

    I know, it's annoying 😂

  • @majmalton9343

    @majmalton9343

    3 жыл бұрын

    Too true

  • @martaharris3136

    @martaharris3136

    3 жыл бұрын

    Like you cant un-hear it ever again....lol

  • @acewing24

    @acewing24

    3 жыл бұрын

    Exactly, this is genius using the power of suggestion to override what we already know. And innthe cases I didn't know the lyrics, just gold !

  • @sandramullen7804

    @sandramullen7804

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lol 😂 😂 😂 😂 9

  • @chopzmasta07
    @chopzmasta074 жыл бұрын

    He had that audience laughing until they were out of breath. This is so good

  • @daveross1638

    @daveross1638

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yeah Worst laughtercide in history.

  • @normancurragh768

    @normancurragh768

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Pussers. And how the fuck do you come to that conclusion ya fuckin moron????

  • @salfordnick5336

    @salfordnick5336

    4 жыл бұрын

    What the hell are you blabbing about???? How on earth to you get that from this??? Only lives 5 miles from me and nobody has a bad word against him, just a top bloke who's very funny

  • @markmark5269

    @markmark5269

    4 жыл бұрын

    Herd mentality, I didn't think it was that great. Now I'm off to find some Jimmy Carr for a decent chuckle.

  • @Adam-gq7gk

    @Adam-gq7gk

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@markmark5269 jimmy is rubbish. Lee is the way to go

  • @bamesjond7704
    @bamesjond77047 ай бұрын

    Anyone who sings "just let me staple the vicar" when We Are Family comes on is a legend 🔥🔥🔥

  • @caseycampbell4787

    @caseycampbell4787

    6 ай бұрын

    That's what it sounds like. I have no idea what it's supposed to be.

  • @jjmmjj9999

    @jjmmjj9999

    6 ай бұрын

    Just let me state for the record

  • @TheRuddster95

    @TheRuddster95

    6 ай бұрын

    Always ❤😂

  • @lizardspoint

    @lizardspoint

    29 күн бұрын

    I still sing Peter kay lyrics when I hear the song x

  • @hugohackenbush3524
    @hugohackenbush3524 Жыл бұрын

    I was feeling right down this morning around 4am...couldn't face the day at all. Knew I'd work at 5:30am. Watched this just now in the locker room and it really has cheered me up. To anyone going through a rough patch, know you're not alone and I hope you feel a bit better about things as your day progresses.

  • @ND-or5so

    @ND-or5so

    6 ай бұрын

    @hugohacken bush3... Hi, I know how you feel. Thank you for your kind words. We need to laugh more, it's my best medicine.

  • @ClarityDetermination

    @ClarityDetermination

    Ай бұрын

    Cheers mate.

  • @andytaylor5636

    @andytaylor5636

    Ай бұрын

    Hope you had a good one mate. The lottery win’s hopefully just round the corner for you!

  • @wendybabendy
    @wendybabendy3 жыл бұрын

    I revisit this video every-so-often just to bring some joy to my life... this is CLASSIC!!! LOVE IT!

  • @rrg0731

    @rrg0731

    3 жыл бұрын

    #metoo

  • @KyleJinDenver

    @KyleJinDenver

    3 жыл бұрын

    5:06

  • @aliciacrowe3364

    @aliciacrowe3364

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same!

  • @Almerbunspojul

    @Almerbunspojul

    3 жыл бұрын

    A year later and I’m still back here 😂

  • @shandywarhol4444

    @shandywarhol4444

    3 жыл бұрын

    I revisit daily at the mo!! 😂🤣😂🤣Kx

  • @lolalolita3537
    @lolalolita35374 жыл бұрын

    "Starvin ethiopians" Random guy: BUWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA

  • @psycoticbastard

    @psycoticbastard

    4 жыл бұрын

    That was a recording being played

  • @lolalolita3537

    @lolalolita3537

    4 жыл бұрын

    Aw man...u guys ruined it

  • @gwishart

    @gwishart

    3 жыл бұрын

    He's probably Eritrean.

  • @icedKattuccino

    @icedKattuccino

    3 жыл бұрын

    Ugh stupid people ruining it

  • @kevinreilly7564

    @kevinreilly7564

    3 жыл бұрын

    Tooooo funny

  • @djbukkit
    @djbukkit Жыл бұрын

    The look on his face when he says “pork pie” had me crying for ages 😂😂😂😂

  • @theresemariegastineau9930

    @theresemariegastineau9930

    Жыл бұрын

    Every time I hear the song, I sing it like this 😂

  • @lynneireland8907

    @lynneireland8907

    Жыл бұрын

    I can never hear anyone asking for a pork pie without laughing 😂

  • @auntlizard262

    @auntlizard262

    6 ай бұрын

    I thought he said “pot pie,” which makes this even funnier!

  • @nodafy

    @nodafy

    5 ай бұрын

    That song is a banger, but I can't help singing "pork pie" every time I hear it 🤣

  • @Sanity_Faire

    @Sanity_Faire

    3 ай бұрын

    Me too@@auntlizard262

  • @ginadisbrow9324
    @ginadisbrow9324 Жыл бұрын

    Oh Em Gee! USA lady here. I haven't laughed at a comedian so hard that drew tears in a very long time. It just so happens that I lost a very dear sister-in-law last week, and I needed this humorous levity greatly. I can always count on British humor to make me laugh out loud. Thank you Peter Kay. This is my first encounter with your act. I hope to see more from you.

  • @sezzysezzy1981

    @sezzysezzy1981

    11 ай бұрын

    My condolences for the loss of your sister in law. I always watch this video whenever I'm feeling down. Cracks me up laughing every time.

  • @caseycampbell4787

    @caseycampbell4787

    6 ай бұрын

    I'm sorry for your loss and glad this helped.

  • @BHALT0S

    @BHALT0S

    Ай бұрын

    keep the laughs going - search sean lock

  • @ameband5022
    @ameband50223 жыл бұрын

    Starving Ethiopians HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Gets me everytime 😂😂😂

  • @giocido

    @giocido

    3 жыл бұрын

    Same 😂

  • @porkchopexpress6890

    @porkchopexpress6890

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hahaha that part is so funny. I went back like 8 times just to hear that part and I laugh every time cuz it’s only that one dude who’s laughing loud lol 😂 🤣

  • @TonyEnglandUK

    @TonyEnglandUK

    2 жыл бұрын

    lol the blonde woman top-right in the audience looks genuinely upset, she's really NOT amused by the "pork pie" 2:21

  • @dmitryogrady2004

    @dmitryogrady2004

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TonyEnglandUK and the woman at the bottom left

  • @ayabokti161

    @ayabokti161

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@TonyEnglandUK I never notice the audience. I'm not into judging others. I just don't care enough to do so 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @Mazikeen20
    @Mazikeen203 жыл бұрын

    Whoever disliked this must be miserable as hell. This is classic comedy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jjafs1008

    @jjafs1008

    3 жыл бұрын

    Or they just have absolutely no sense of humour

  • @Mazikeen20

    @Mazikeen20

    3 жыл бұрын

    we threw hot pee at them from our window True

  • @jaderaven

    @jaderaven

    3 жыл бұрын

    propa Yorkshire comedy

  • @DazMan-mo8fk

    @DazMan-mo8fk

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@jaderaven except he's from Lancashire not Yorkshire

  • @katielouisesmith7402

    @katielouisesmith7402

    3 жыл бұрын

    Lmao 😂

  • @kevboard
    @kevboard4 ай бұрын

    5:06 didn't even need an introduction, everything one heard 'piss myself" just on their own 🤣

  • @kristennorth8202
    @kristennorth82022 жыл бұрын

    I watch this video often. When I can’t sleep, when I am sad etc. Fantastic. His facial expressions as well make me laugh so much. Love this guy! Comedy genius

  • @nancydenick1875

    @nancydenick1875

    Жыл бұрын

    I love his little nod to the audience as he mouths "cock".

  • @MsPlayitright
    @MsPlayitright3 жыл бұрын

    No matter how many times I watch this, I crack up. The man's a genius!

  • @rachelhayward8132

    @rachelhayward8132

    2 жыл бұрын

    Pure x

  • @sezzysezzy1981

    @sezzysezzy1981

    11 ай бұрын

    Same. Always watch this when I'm feeling down. He certainly is pure genius.

  • @expattrading
    @expattrading3 жыл бұрын

    This guy is criminally underrated. No idea why he is virtually unknown outside the UK

  • @sylbggs3222

    @sylbggs3222

    3 жыл бұрын

    Not in France 🇫🇷 ✌️!

  • @bodenlosedosenhose1590

    @bodenlosedosenhose1590

    3 жыл бұрын

    Maybe his Lancashire dialect. Difficult to understand for some.

  • @pwblackmore

    @pwblackmore

    3 жыл бұрын

    Maybe because we can't understand him this side of the pond. And as an expat, I have trouble even

  • @expattrading

    @expattrading

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@pwblackmore theres tons of famous british comedians internationally. I'm Australian and have zero trouble understanding him.

  • @shonah4193

    @shonah4193

    3 жыл бұрын

    I’m here 🇦🇺

  • @terryatkinson9323
    @terryatkinson93232 жыл бұрын

    I am the living personification of an Australian Victor Meldrew and even I have to acknowledge the joy this man brings to life.

  • @quoman1895

    @quoman1895

    Жыл бұрын

    Same mate😂

  • @enigma9605

    @enigma9605

    Жыл бұрын

    I don’t believe it!!

  • @user-wn2dg4jk5b

    @user-wn2dg4jk5b

    Жыл бұрын

    @@enigma9605 one of my fav shows ever

  • @curtriceennis2924
    @curtriceennis2924 Жыл бұрын

    I love the fact he plays the songs to letcha hear the way the lyrics can be misheard. That only adds tremendously to the humor he imparts !!! Hope I can find more of these videos by him. 🤣😂🤣

  • @jnbr7520
    @jnbr75204 жыл бұрын

    Thanks Peter, I'm never going to be able to Listen to Sister Sledge We are Family ever again without hearing "Just let me Staple The Vicar"

  • @BossySwan

    @BossySwan

    4 жыл бұрын

    We’re giving love in a femidom 😂

  • @Fleeto2006

    @Fleeto2006

    4 жыл бұрын

    NEVER.

  • @rowynnecrowley1689

    @rowynnecrowley1689

    4 жыл бұрын

    But does anyone know what she really says?

  • @elisabethcornell7109

    @elisabethcornell7109

    4 жыл бұрын

    Just let me say for the record .....

  • @johnhodgetts6617

    @johnhodgetts6617

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@elisabethcornell7109 state* for the record

  • @MrFlorian
    @MrFlorian3 жыл бұрын

    "I Piss Myself" fucking had me! I lost it the most right there!

  • @sarahsalsa2461
    @sarahsalsa24617 ай бұрын

    I love that everyone in that crowd is having the best time and experiencing non stop laughter. 😂 Brilliant!

  • @stevenclarke5606

    @stevenclarke5606

    7 ай бұрын

    I was luckily enough to get to see this show ( NEC ) Birmingham and I was laughing that much I was crying and gasping for air! Brilliant show!

  • @gardensofthegods

    @gardensofthegods

    3 ай бұрын

    As an American I only just discovered him just now when somebody mentioned him and wow this was really funny .

  • @sarahsalsa2461

    @sarahsalsa2461

    3 ай бұрын

    @@gardensofthegods I'm an Aussie and discovered him a bit ago. However, when I posted my original comment, I think I went in to a rabbit hole of giggles because I binged-watched heaps of his videos haha. He's brilliant! 😅 Hope you have a great day/night 😊

  • @sarahsalsa2461

    @sarahsalsa2461

    3 ай бұрын

    @@stevenclarke5606 That's so cool that you've seen this show live!! He's so naturally amusing. Great to know that the whole show is equally as hilarious as the videos are. Have an awesome day/night! 😊

  • @gardensofthegods

    @gardensofthegods

    3 ай бұрын

    @@sarahsalsa2461 that's funny haha I could believe it . Yes thank you you have a good night also and a good day well I just noticed now it's almost 6:45 in the morning here so you're probably in the evening there now so have a good evening

  • @darkrose1983
    @darkrose1983 Жыл бұрын

    When ever I’m feeling low, I just rewatch this. It always makes me laugh, no matter how many times I’ve watched this.🤣🤣

  • @mickharrison90
    @mickharrison904 жыл бұрын

    "Celines peddling hotdogs, shes on his patch" 🤣🤣

  • @banksybresson
    @banksybresson4 жыл бұрын

    Full list of the actual lyrics. (and song titles etc) 0.00-11 Take That-Back for good “wash your back” WANT you back for good 21-1.00 Sister Sledge-We are family “just let me staple the vicar” Just let me state for the record 1.00-1.08 Sister Sledge -We are family “we giving love in a femidom” We're giving love in a family dose 1.11-1.28 Duffy-Mercy “1’m begging you for birdseed” begging you for mercy 2.11-2.25 The Cars-Drive “Thinking nothings wrong, pork pie” Thinking nothings wrong, but bye 3.10-3.25 Michael Jackson-You are not alone “Your burgers are the best” Your burdens I will bear 3.38-3.59 Celine Dion - The Heart will go on “I believe the hot dogs go on” I believe that the heart does go on 4.10-4.20 KD Lang -Constant craving “Arseholes” Our souls 4.31-4.55 Bobby Gentry- I’ll never fall in love again “After you do he’ll never bone you” After you do he’ll never phone you 5.06- 5.12 Babyface- Everytime I close my eyes “Everytime I think of it I piss myself” Everytime I think of it I pinch myself 5.40-5.55 Shania Twain -That don’t impress me much “I can’t believe you kiss your cock at night” I can’t believe you kiss your car goodnight

  • @martianwalker31

    @martianwalker31

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks a lot, I was just looking up 'pork pie' :D

  • @nimishasv

    @nimishasv

    3 жыл бұрын

    How do I copy this

  • @martianwalker31

    @martianwalker31

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@nimishasv take a screenshot :)

  • @SkywardVentures

    @SkywardVentures

    3 жыл бұрын

    Thanks for this. After listening to the comedy I could not remember the real lyrics that I knew before.

  • @maggiejj

    @maggiejj

    3 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @saraht443
    @saraht44311 ай бұрын

    The problem is you can’t “unhear” those misheard lyrics anymore!! I’m now singing I’ve “stapled the vicar”!! 😂😂

  • @caseycampbell4787

    @caseycampbell4787

    6 ай бұрын

    That's what it sounds like and all I hear and don't know what it is.

  • @madperson876
    @madperson8766 ай бұрын

    I love that Peter Kay has that skill where he can make people laugh without saying anything and how by just giving a person one look can make an entire audience laugh!

  • @royaloak5455
    @royaloak54552 жыл бұрын

    Peter Kay never gets old, he’s genuinely very funny and just shows you don’t need to be crude or taboo to get a laugh. Proper comedy this will have you kids and Nan laughing alike.

  • @neilmrichardson1

    @neilmrichardson1

    2 жыл бұрын

    He is very funny but the second half of this is pretty crude, tbf.

  • @blakefertig3568

    @blakefertig3568

    Жыл бұрын

    What about the assholes and kissing your cock lines? Those aren't a little crude?

  • @CoupleMoore

    @CoupleMoore

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s right, crudeness isn’t necessary or funny, but I guess crude is in the ear of the beholder. I loved everything except the parts I found crude and nasty. Comedy is very subjective.

  • @TonyEnglandUK

    @TonyEnglandUK

    Жыл бұрын

    @@CoupleMoore Exactly, it's subjective, so stop saying "crudeness isn't funny" when you really mean "crudeness isn't funny" - to you.

  • @sallybell9548

    @sallybell9548

    Жыл бұрын

    "I can't believe you kiss your cock at night" is probably not for the whole family

  • @mrw9513
    @mrw95133 жыл бұрын

    This is one of the best live comedy sets ever. The man's an absolute legend and a comedy genius

  • @Scavenger82
    @Scavenger82 Жыл бұрын

    5:06 Realizing the audience needed almost no prompting to mishear the lyrics makes it even funnier. 🤣🤣

  • @megcook1829
    @megcook18292 жыл бұрын

    That was like my mum with that Jennifer Paige song "Crush" she thought it was "It's just a little thrush" and my aunty said "it's good they are singing about women's issues " lol 😆😆😆😆

  • @megcook1829

    @megcook1829

    Жыл бұрын

    @Tristo Smitty I know they were dead serious I was just in laughter heheh

  • @megcook1829

    @megcook1829

    Жыл бұрын

    @Tristo Smitty it's so funny everytime I hear it on the radio now I get a chuckle out of it xx

  • @erflingnot

    @erflingnot

    8 ай бұрын

    Meg, God bless your auntie !!!!🚨🚨🚨🚨🏆

  • @chrispanossian
    @chrispanossian2 жыл бұрын

    So much of his talent is the ability to know when to say nothing and let the audience make the connection. Incredible stage work!

  • @edithbannerman4

    @edithbannerman4

    7 ай бұрын

    @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

  • @morgan72359

    @morgan72359

    4 ай бұрын

    In a documentary about him, a former teacher said the same thing. 🙂

  • @raymondmclellan1363
    @raymondmclellan13634 жыл бұрын

    The man's a genius, no doubt. He should be prescribed on the NHS, would make anyone laugh/smile.

  • @jomandy5688

    @jomandy5688

    2 жыл бұрын

    Rather prophetic. They are prescribing comedy today on the nhs!

  • @markford1638

    @markford1638

    2 жыл бұрын

    @You need a medic anti-vaxxers. Think you got your terms mixed up, oops! 😂

  • @pjsavastano6353
    @pjsavastano63532 жыл бұрын

    He is absolutely hysterical, I can't get enough of him

  • @ellen_trim_dance7928
    @ellen_trim_dance7928 Жыл бұрын

    This will never not be funny! I never say “just let me state for the record” now. Cheers Peter Kay 🤣

  • @pastlesandfish
    @pastlesandfish2 жыл бұрын

    That laugh after he said starving Ethiopians sounded like a manic supervillain. Absolutely perfect.

  • @MrKravmagadude
    @MrKravmagadude4 жыл бұрын

    It’s just effortless for him, isn’t it. A true genius in comic timing.

  • @Gethsemanes

    @Gethsemanes

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh that takes alot of effort, he works hard, really hard to make it appear effortless

  • @drfell9105

    @drfell9105

    Жыл бұрын

    If by effortless you mean he put no effort into this bit I agree.

  • @zerokei9403
    @zerokei9403 Жыл бұрын

    For me, the funniest thing about Peter is his facial expressions. The look he gives the person laughing at starving kids is priceless!

  • @nodafy
    @nodafy5 ай бұрын

    'The Cars - Drive' is such a classic banger, but every time I hear it I can only hear "pork pie" 🤣🤣

  • @minjusears
    @minjusears4 жыл бұрын

    The great thing about Peter kay is his comedy is timeless. His stuff will be funny for generations

  • @mancdaz972

    @mancdaz972

    4 жыл бұрын

    You'll find that there are plenty round our area (Bolton, Atherton, Leigh, Tyldesley) just like Peter Kay, it's a natural way to be from round here. I'm Bolton born and Atherton brought up, now in Leigh.

  • @usuk9316

    @usuk9316

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@mancdaz972 I think it's all Northern areas. Salt of the earth.

  • @georgespence7916

    @georgespence7916

    4 жыл бұрын

    The audience is even worst laughing at words being changed by syllables ect ( pringle bells pringle bells pringle all the way) not many comedians would get away with it.

  • @jjwp-ql5rv

    @jjwp-ql5rv

    4 жыл бұрын

    He isn't really on TV anymore though.

  • @sheilas1283

    @sheilas1283

    4 жыл бұрын

    Manc Daz Farnworth born and bred here! I grew up surrounded by people with Peter’s accent. You’re right - there’s a northern humour that southerners find hard to understand.

  • @simonmakinde230392
    @simonmakinde2303923 жыл бұрын

    That look he gives at 1:59 when that man laughs at ‘starving Ethiopians’ is priceless....

  • @gusterryms4867

    @gusterryms4867

    3 жыл бұрын

    defo a women voice

  • @alfredhadesworth9253

    @alfredhadesworth9253

    3 жыл бұрын

    It's clearly a staged recording.

  • @Swejster

    @Swejster

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@alfredhadesworth9253 Probably, but still funny.

  • @MrRedDeath1

    @MrRedDeath1

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@alfredhadesworth9253 good job Peter kay is on one then

  • @alfredhadesworth9253

    @alfredhadesworth9253

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@MrRedDeath1 What?

  • @garyslater1243
    @garyslater1243 Жыл бұрын

    If Peter Kay doesn't make you laugh out loud, you are dead inside ! The man is funny to the bone !

  • @kathryncnc7

    @kathryncnc7

    Жыл бұрын

    I did…lol… then sent to our Vicar…suggested he turn it off after 4:10, though.

  • @MT-UK

    @MT-UK

    Жыл бұрын

    Right, I nearly died watching the car share series, I couldn’t breathe. The guys is a legend

  • @johnroyston3859
    @johnroyston3859 Жыл бұрын

    I remember first seeing this years ago and laughing my ass off. I still laughed just as hard today 😂 I keep coming back to this skit because it's unbelievably funny and his presentation completely knocks it out of the park 😆

  • @edithbannerman4

    @edithbannerman4

    7 ай бұрын

    @Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

  • @oddy532
    @oddy5324 жыл бұрын

    I don't waste my evenings, even just that little comment, his timing is unbelievable

  • @lrjones7696
    @lrjones76964 жыл бұрын

    1:58 Arthur Fleck in the audience...

  • @dr1ft3r46

    @dr1ft3r46

    4 жыл бұрын

    Omg 😂😂😂

  • @sunflowerinreallife5066

    @sunflowerinreallife5066

    4 жыл бұрын

    Omg yes 😂😂😂

  • @Iceteanpizza

    @Iceteanpizza

    4 жыл бұрын

    I’m happy to see that Arthur didn’t stop going to comedy shows

  • @shitlordflytrap1078

    @shitlordflytrap1078

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Iceteanpizza he wears a lot of makeup now.

  • @jiggles_mc_piggles2755

    @jiggles_mc_piggles2755

    4 жыл бұрын

    'How about another joke peter'

  • @briharrisWarhmmer40kfan
    @briharrisWarhmmer40kfan Жыл бұрын

    That pork pie one literally had me on the floor I couldn't stand up 🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-vy1dh4ie2s
    @user-vy1dh4ie2s7 ай бұрын

    Crying with laughter. Brilliant.

  • @bradleyallen-holland2004
    @bradleyallen-holland20043 жыл бұрын

    Love the way he says absolutely nothing about "Every time I think of it I piss myself" 😂

  • @suebabington971

    @suebabington971

    2 жыл бұрын

    He does on the original edit,, they missed it off here

  • @shaniavon-erich3272

    @shaniavon-erich3272

    2 жыл бұрын

    It’s amazing all he has to do is mime and then look in each direction everyone’s in bits😂

  • @antmess9789

    @antmess9789

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@suebabington971 It's amazing how they can edit it out and we still mishear it. That's how badly it was sung.

  • @wizardshark1127
    @wizardshark11273 жыл бұрын

    Peter: “Starving Ethiopians” Audience Member: *”FUNNIEST SHIT I’VE EVER HEARD!”*

  • @Turnaround72

    @Turnaround72

    2 жыл бұрын

    Someone’s saying that was their mum

  • @DaneToTheBone
    @DaneToTheBone7 ай бұрын

    Some of these audience members where in litteral pain from laughter 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Bohdysattva
    @Bohdysattva6 ай бұрын

    This man is a genius, nearly pissed myself watching.

  • @ingermallia-elromantico9998
    @ingermallia-elromantico99983 жыл бұрын

    Whenever I need a good laugh to forget what shit is going on the world, I turn Peter Kay on in a heartbeat.The only medicine I need .Thankyou Peter from the bottom of my heart xx

  • @marcell9378
    @marcell93784 жыл бұрын

    I can’t believe that anyone would not love this performance. Peter is the best there is

  • @YohTaiSai420
    @YohTaiSai420Ай бұрын

    I always come back on a yearly basis just to watch this again and it's like I never even watched it after.

  • @auntiethetical
    @auntiethetical5 ай бұрын

    I know this was posted 3 years ago but if no one has mentioned it, Kay is using a very clever psychological trick. When it comes to understanding spoken language what we SEE is as important as what we HEAR. That’s why he faces the audience and mouths the misheard lyrics. It guarantees that you will hear what he said you would hear. Brilliant!👍

  • @abigrace24601
    @abigrace246012 жыл бұрын

    Minute 1:57...Hands-down the hardest I've ever laughed. I continuously revisited that one scene and the roar of the audience makes me laugh even harder.

  • @ldylkr

    @ldylkr

    Жыл бұрын

    had me in tears

  • @johnkennethwiseman5460

    @johnkennethwiseman5460

    Жыл бұрын

    Its the best part. My lungs hurt so bad

  • @RepentfollowJesus

    @RepentfollowJesus

    Жыл бұрын

    There is an American guy who does an act with misheard lyrics too. You MUST find him on youtube ! And most importantly read ALL the comments. Some of.them will have you laid out on the floor begging for air ! So NOT drink or eat. You have been warned. Dont choke to death !!!

  • @VLNevada

    @VLNevada

    Жыл бұрын

    Haven’t laughed so hard in years.

  • @patchouliknowledge445

    @patchouliknowledge445

    Жыл бұрын

    @@RepentfollowJesus are you talking about chris rock lol

  • @trueknowledgeispower
    @trueknowledgeispower4 жыл бұрын

    This guy would have a field day on the Bad Lip Reading channel.

  • @dondemitri3760

    @dondemitri3760

    4 жыл бұрын

    They need to hire him.

  • @eprimeify2090

    @eprimeify2090

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@dondemitri3760 "They" is actually just "He". One guy.

  • @dondemitri3760

    @dondemitri3760

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@eprimeify2090 The Bad Lip Reading channel is directed/made by one guy? Dang.

  • @chelswithers8849

    @chelswithers8849

    4 жыл бұрын

    Which is where he gets a lot of this from haha

  • @chelswithers8849

    @chelswithers8849

    4 жыл бұрын

    EPrimeify ah, thought it was a male and female

  • @leboatwood7922
    @leboatwood79222 жыл бұрын

    Just let me staple the vicar😂😂 he is one of the funniest people on earth

  • @grumpyoldgraymetalhead2441

    @grumpyoldgraymetalhead2441

    Жыл бұрын

    That’s all I hear now!

  • @countroshculla
    @countroshcullaАй бұрын

    I've watched this 20 odd times and every time I laugh myself silly with tears streaming down my cheeks. This clip could end wars.

  • @jennifercooke8280
    @jennifercooke82803 жыл бұрын

    Only he can deliver these lines and make them hilarious. No one else could come close. And his expressions are pure genius.

  • @jonjonr6
    @jonjonr64 жыл бұрын

    Cannot unhear. Will forever hear these lyrics when these songs play.

  • @GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy
    @GuitarLessonsBobbyCrispy2 жыл бұрын

    For years I thought 'Nights In White Satin' was 'Knights In White Satin', which gives the song a totally different meaning, lol.

  • @KingFunkin

    @KingFunkin

    2 жыл бұрын

    Wait.....it's not knights??!

  • @iwantthe80sback59

    @iwantthe80sback59

    Жыл бұрын

    Seriously, I’ve ALWAYS thought it was Knights.

  • @GameOver-hu1vi

    @GameOver-hu1vi

    Жыл бұрын

    @@iwantthe80sback59 Me too, but that kind of implies kkk right?

  • @PoltieBoo

    @PoltieBoo

    Жыл бұрын

    @@GameOver-hu1vi wait. It does

  • @GameOver-hu1vi

    @GameOver-hu1vi

    Жыл бұрын

    @@hannahreynolds7611 Not sure Lord Sugar quite fits in the same gang as the others. I could be wrong but I don't think he like's little boys?

  • @dougkeefover6621
    @dougkeefover6621 Жыл бұрын

    His reaction to the person laughing at the Ethiopians....genius

  • @acidwr10
    @acidwr103 жыл бұрын

    4:24 'i don't waste my evenings' with that little laugh... One of my favourite Peter Kay's lines ever

  • @Pboy7272

    @Pboy7272

    2 жыл бұрын

    You got it!!! I KNEW someone would catch that line, best quote in the entire video.

  • @saratoussaint7603
    @saratoussaint76034 жыл бұрын

    My sister was going around singing "Three LINES on a shirt..." She thought it was about Adidas! 🤣

  • @snogglewort1

    @snogglewort1

    4 жыл бұрын

    Sara Toussaint lmaoooo! 🤣

  • @Subdeaconmark

    @Subdeaconmark

    4 жыл бұрын

    Shoot people back in the 60s thought that Creedence Clearwater Revival was singing There's a bathroom on the right instead of bad moon on the rise my daughter thought that Neil Diamond was singing about Reverend blue jeans instead of Forever in Blue Jeans

  • @rattusnorvegicus4380

    @rattusnorvegicus4380

    4 жыл бұрын

    I thought it was 3 lines too...of charlie...

  • @jaspertickler1831

    @jaspertickler1831

    4 жыл бұрын

    oh wow! I`m also guilty of Neil Diamonds ''Reverend in blue jeans' instead of 'forever in blue jeans', I thought the song was about a hippy vicar, turns out It just meant wearing jeans a lot.

  • @KDS0824

    @KDS0824

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@Subdeaconmark I have always sang there's a bad moon on the right lol

  • @strafrag1
    @strafrag18 ай бұрын

    This man is the funniest I've heard in years. Bravo.

  • @carminegames7150
    @carminegames7150 Жыл бұрын

    I can't believe he did this again for his latest performance. It was hilarious 😂

  • @alterbridgefan99
    @alterbridgefan993 жыл бұрын

    "Your burgers are the best" 😂

  • @chrisforrest3409
    @chrisforrest34093 жыл бұрын

    When Mr. Kay was talking about the "starving Ethiopian", and someone laughed, his reaction was priceless. No comment needed, just the "look".

  • @ukkeliskukkelis8971

    @ukkeliskukkelis8971

    3 жыл бұрын

    Hate to break it to ya but it was an organised plant

  • @chrisforrest3409

    @chrisforrest3409

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@ukkeliskukkelis8971 How would you know that? He, (Mr.Kay), is a great comedian, and i should not think that he needs help with his comedy routine/

  • @trixibelle480

    @trixibelle480

    3 жыл бұрын

    It was my mum laughing it definitely wasn’t planted

  • @chrisforrest3409

    @chrisforrest3409

    3 жыл бұрын

    @@trixibelle480 Your mum ???? lol. How did she feel after that chuckle and that "look", that Mr. Kay gave her? lol. Many thanks young Therese Conway for the update.

  • @trixibelle480

    @trixibelle480

    3 жыл бұрын

    Chris Forrest she didn’t really even realise till we watched the recording she just laughed at everything he said the whole show.

  • @roxy5588
    @roxy5588 Жыл бұрын

    This made me cry of laughter! I love these types of videos where misheard lyrics can be made into hilarious jokes! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @IvoryRose123
    @IvoryRose1232 жыл бұрын

    This man is genius! Incredible comedic timing and such a likeable personality.

  • @Intimigator
    @Intimigator2 жыл бұрын

    Perhaps the funniest part is at 1:57 when the audience member that laughed by himself during the silent moment after Peter mentioned the starving Ethiopians. 🤣

  • @staytrue5307

    @staytrue5307

    2 жыл бұрын

    Clearly was a woman not a man 🙄

  • @Bella-fz9fy

    @Bella-fz9fy

    Жыл бұрын

    Part of the act!

  • @johnralph3704
    @johnralph37044 жыл бұрын

    CCR: there's a bad moon on the rise Me: there's a bathroom on the right

  • @conduit64

    @conduit64

    4 жыл бұрын

    I was going to mention this one too.

  • @muzerhythm2242

    @muzerhythm2242

    4 жыл бұрын

    Yes! After I heard a DJ mention misheard lyrics and that song I did more lyrics: Don't go down hall tonight It's bound to take your life There's the bathroom on the right. 🚽😝🤣🤣

  • @johnralph3704

    @johnralph3704

    4 жыл бұрын

    In songs with "girl" in it, I like switching it to squirrel. Uptown Girl becomes Uptown Squirrel. And crazy for this girl becomes crazy for this squirrel.

  • @sherryroop3086

    @sherryroop3086

    4 жыл бұрын

    me too.

  • @farialmab4723

    @farialmab4723

    4 жыл бұрын

    There's a Batman on the right.

  • @corinnavankruchten9798
    @corinnavankruchten97982 жыл бұрын

    I can never hear "we are family" ever again without hearing Peter's version🤣🤣🤣brilliant

  • @robhutchings

    @robhutchings

    2 жыл бұрын

    It came on in the supermarket last week, & me and my lad who's 12, sang out 'Just let me staple the vicar' 😆😆😆

  • @adamwade43
    @adamwade43 Жыл бұрын

    "I can't even see mine let alone kiss it" LOL

  • @Danno_88
    @Danno_884 жыл бұрын

    "I don't waste my evenings" 😂😂😂

  • @charliedamcevski4929
    @charliedamcevski49294 жыл бұрын

    Is nobody gonna talk about the guy that laughed on his own

  • @AJediSurvivor

    @AJediSurvivor

    4 жыл бұрын

    That was staged

  • @charliedamcevski4929

    @charliedamcevski4929

    4 жыл бұрын

    Oh rly? Oh, then it’s not that funny any more lol

  • @livedandletdie

    @livedandletdie

    4 жыл бұрын

    Doesn't matter if it was staged or not, I laughed when he said Starving Ethiopians. Reminds me of my colleague, who happens to be Ethiopian and eats barely anything per day, a small bag of crisps is all she needs the whole day.

  • @Tinker1950

    @Tinker1950

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@livedandletdie Why does she eat when bare?

  • @maddylovesjokes3913

    @maddylovesjokes3913

    4 жыл бұрын

    Joker

  • @_Six.LN_Pennywise_
    @_Six.LN_Pennywise_2 жыл бұрын

    This is hilarious!! - just what I needed on a dreary rainy day. 😂😂😂

  • @marionjones3174
    @marionjones31747 ай бұрын

    I absolutely love this Guy and love to see him on Tv , watching this you can see the audience straining to hear what the lyrics are that he hears, brilliant 😂

  • @lorrainegriffith8101
    @lorrainegriffith81013 жыл бұрын

    Bonnie Tyler’s, It’s a heartache. My dad thought she sang, It’s a hard egg. Couldn’t listen to it in the same way ever again 😂

  • @ptsd73

    @ptsd73

    3 жыл бұрын

    OMG! Here I am sitting in Sweden, quietly eating a big chunk of pie, but I laughed so hard that I swallowed and almost choked on it. 😂😂😂 Hard egg? I can not unthink this...

  • @rhiannajinks

    @rhiannajinks

    3 жыл бұрын

    It,s sounds nothing like hard egg

  • @lorrainegriffith8101

    @lorrainegriffith8101

    3 жыл бұрын

    Rhianna Jinks Tell that to my dad!

  • @WGOWeekdayGamersOfficial

    @WGOWeekdayGamersOfficial

    3 жыл бұрын

    Yup that would do it 😂

  • @freddiem73
    @freddiem734 жыл бұрын

    Impossible not to think of this when you hear any of these songs now. Absolute genius stuff

  • @suzanneloades6884
    @suzanneloades6884 Жыл бұрын

    I adore this guy in every way ... he is just naturally Funny!!!! Just great comedy ... thankyou Peter Kay for making everyone laugh with you!! 😂😂😂😂 And for being a gentle man...

  • @Mrwebbob
    @Mrwebbob2 жыл бұрын

    When im feeling like shit this is where i go for a laugh and it worked again , thanks so much Peter

  • @aidanstubbs9376
    @aidanstubbs93764 жыл бұрын

    Finally, a HD version on KZread

  • @JamieAubrey
    @JamieAubrey4 жыл бұрын

    No matter how many times I watch this, its always funny

  • @koryguns
    @koryguns Жыл бұрын

    Peter Kay's delivery and mannerisms really separate him from the pack. The laugh track at the Live Aid bit was genius.

  • @lilgreeneyesp8978
    @lilgreeneyesp89787 ай бұрын

    😂❤😂😂😂😂😂 ...peter kay nails this ....

  • @happytobehome23
    @happytobehome234 жыл бұрын

    I miss this guy, such a great comic. Hope he comes back soon.

  • @pierrevillemaire-brooks4247
    @pierrevillemaire-brooks42474 жыл бұрын

    This tangent could go on for hours. Lyrics are so easily misinterpreted regardless of language xD

  • @zevo9314

    @zevo9314

    4 жыл бұрын

    it gets worse when you have pop songs that cared more about rhyming than making any sense at all, or when its someone with a different accent than the singer. of course brits would hear our souls as arse holes, that was great

  • @Pussers.

    @Pussers.

    4 жыл бұрын

    @@zevo9314 The rap of gangsta is the way to go. And the powder is in the future of the good.

  • @craigdawson1749

    @craigdawson1749

    4 жыл бұрын

    Pierre Villemaire-Brooks day’s even, the correct term for misheard lyrics is “mondegreen”

  • @cliftonwoodman
    @cliftonwoodman8 ай бұрын

    I’ve watched this 100s of times and it gets funnier every time.😂😂😂😂

  • @nathippo
    @nathippo Жыл бұрын

    Omg I can listen to this over and over 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @miriyaberg4502
    @miriyaberg45023 жыл бұрын

    I have watched this over 20 times and it still makes me laugh😂😂😂😂

  • @Gatsu_Gambino
    @Gatsu_Gambino3 жыл бұрын

    “Im beggin u for birdseed” had me dying

  • @james17raider22
    @james17raider226 ай бұрын

    It’s still my favorite song and your rendition is absolutely perfect!! Beyond perfect beyond!! Good job dude!!

  • @user-wi8rg2xi6t
    @user-wi8rg2xi6tАй бұрын

    I've lost count of the amount of times I've watched this it's one of my favourites

  • @peterfitzpatrick7032
    @peterfitzpatrick70324 жыл бұрын

    I used to think "islands in the stream" was "Irelands Industry" ... 🙄🤔 😎👍☘️🍺

  • @billybarnes8392

    @billybarnes8392

    4 жыл бұрын

    I used to sing Ivans Industry

  • @SixMiracles-uj1zp

    @SixMiracles-uj1zp

    4 жыл бұрын

    My friends sings, "Pirates in the street, that is what we are..."

  • @lindalundstrom4347

    @lindalundstrom4347

    4 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @iamshotty

    @iamshotty

    4 жыл бұрын

    Bahahahahahahaha that made me lol..

  • @leishayoung4124

    @leishayoung4124

    4 жыл бұрын

    Classic!

  • @RoyalSnowbird
    @RoyalSnowbird4 жыл бұрын

    I haven't laughed like this in ages ! I was literally in tears from laughing so much! This guy is good! Super talented comedian! APPLAUSE! STANDING OVATION ! MORE! MORE! MORE!

  • @shmit3237
    @shmit32378 ай бұрын

    One of the very best sketches for laughs..... fair play Peter kay

  • @machree01
    @machree012 жыл бұрын

    Brilliant Peter, I remember my sister singing Wolfe Tones song Irish Eyes, one of the lines is (Irish eyes were smiling, Irish eyes beguiling) but, she was singing (Irish eyes were smiling, Irish eyes big Eileen), what a laugh we had, lol.

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