True story: my dad and I performed 50 Ways to Leave your Lover at my brother's wedding. For the encore, we did Free Bird. My brother literally fell over in his chair laughing. One of the greatest moments of my life.

@lokisgodhi

3 жыл бұрын

....and the bride took out a restraining order against you and your father.

@ejgoldlust

3 жыл бұрын

@@lokisgodhi No, she loved every minute. (Turns out her own mother was genuinely, far more inappropriate.)

@zevfarkas5120

3 жыл бұрын

@@ejgoldlust A wife with a sense of humor - priceless!

@ireallyreallyhategoogle

3 жыл бұрын

A stupid DJ decided by himself to play 50 Ways to Leave your Lover during the wedding reception.

@kevinwhitescarver8369

3 жыл бұрын

He should have thrown in " I wish I had Jesse's girl".

Bride walks down the aisle "She's a Gold Digger!"

@barbarakelly1916

4 жыл бұрын

or, "Barracuda!"

@maureenmyerskoeppel5162

4 жыл бұрын

LOL!!! Right!

@kenmike2010

3 жыл бұрын

Love is: kzread.info/dash/bejne/gaid18yde5m4oLw.html

@aaronjones6439

3 жыл бұрын

CRAZY BITCH, buck cherry

@latino7604

3 жыл бұрын

Or classic 80s song " oh oh here she comes . She a man eater.. "

(Bride walks down the aisle) "WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!"

@dielaughing73

3 жыл бұрын

"Where's your head at?"

@aaronjones6439

3 жыл бұрын

"shake that ass for a $20.00 bill/ crazy bitch, buck cherry"

@stephaniewolfe6604

3 жыл бұрын

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT WHO WHO WHO

@andrewgraham7659

3 жыл бұрын

Should be changed to who let the cow out.

@babboon5764

3 жыл бұрын

Friend of mine went up to a fat bird in a pub He said, 'Excuse me pet, do you have a pen'? With a smile she replied 'Sure I have'. 'Well', he said, 'Does the farmer know you've escaped from it'?

Bride walks down the aisle: Stacy’s Mom has got it going on.

@em7pug26

3 жыл бұрын

XD

@MasterAnakinSkyWalker

3 жыл бұрын

That'd be bad if the bride's name is Stacy

@ethanviktor

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@andrewg3768

3 жыл бұрын

One of the bad members passed away from.Covid!

@cryptiddmashups0011

3 жыл бұрын

Ok but I legitimately know someone who had that song on her wedding playlist

The Clash - Should I Stay or Should I Go

@cornellgreen3692

4 жыл бұрын

Forward Wolf What A Fool Believes - Doobie Brothers.

@Riprake

4 жыл бұрын

"Everyone *knows* I'm in over my head, over my head..."

@maevemallory2122

4 жыл бұрын

haha good one!

@Chloe.Miller21

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@mariosebastiani3214

3 жыл бұрын

UNBEATABLE

*Bride walking down the aisle* Woah here she comes, she's a maneater!

@cornellgreen3692

4 жыл бұрын

Bob S. This will describe your marriage: HELTER SKELTER!

@Riprake

4 жыл бұрын

"...and I said 'No, no! No, no no no!' I said 'No, no! You're not the one for me!'"

@maevemallory2122

4 жыл бұрын

lololol

@jongilbertson2106

3 жыл бұрын

Dang it! I just typed that out, and almost hit Reply, until I realized it had already been taken.

@mareonaranch3565

3 жыл бұрын

My money.... Brandon Lay

When my cousins left their wedding they played “Highway to hell”

@underworldguardian704

3 жыл бұрын

“He is a man of focus, determination, and sheer fucking will”.

@goudagirl6095

3 жыл бұрын

oh my...are they still married?!

@grimcreeper5830

3 жыл бұрын

I actually was able to convince my parents to play this at their wedding.

@MidnightBitesCarly

3 жыл бұрын

@@goudagirl6095 no they are not 😂😂

@ThunderHorseBn

3 жыл бұрын

Your cousins got married? To each other?

I was a professional church musician for 60 years. What strikes terror into any organist's heart is when the bride says "O, by the way, I have this friend who sings."

@rubynelson1164

2 жыл бұрын

cold shivers down the preacher's back too.

@ulrichkalber9039

2 жыл бұрын

and cause them to pray "OH LORD MAKE HE/SHE CAN ACTUALLY SING"

@ulrichkalber9039

2 жыл бұрын

warning to everybody in the family: "If aunt XXXX volunteers to sing DO NOT ACCEPT THE OFFER - - - EVER!!!"

@rebeccatowers6947

Жыл бұрын

Church musician for more than 23 years here. I feel this deeply.🙋🏼‍♀️

@Praise___YaH

Жыл бұрын

Guys, HERE is Our TRUE Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Egyptian Semitic: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moshe (Moses) wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Egyptian Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

The DJ at one wedding reception I attended played “All my ex’s live in Texas”. The wedding of course was in TEXAS !

@brettallgoodtunes9483

4 жыл бұрын

Michael Alexander parody version 🎵 ALLLLLL MY EXES CHANGED THEIR SEXES...🎶

@VenerableBede2510

3 жыл бұрын

There is no such thing as an inappropriate George Strait song

@mikekaatman3194

3 жыл бұрын

A musician friend of mine on Aruba played ,,I want to break free" by Queen...father of the bride stopped him real quick.

@Papercut337

3 жыл бұрын

I’m in Texas, and I’d be severely disappointed if the DJ at my wedding didn’t play this one lol

@aidentgaming9977

3 жыл бұрын

R.I.P

"But I stiillllll haven't fouuunnd, what I'm lookin fooorrrr!!!"

True Story. I got married in 1987. We hired a friend's band to play the reception. We wanted our first dance to be to "Almost Paradise". Our friend assured us they could play it. Fast forward to the wedding day, we go to have our first dance, and the band starts playing a different song than what we asked for. My first dance at my wedding was to "Help Me Make it Through the Night".

@catwoman2329

3 жыл бұрын

That's hilarious! Well, you'll never forget THAT!! 🤣🤣🤣

@aqua6613

3 жыл бұрын

You should have been working on the night moves 😉

@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823

2 жыл бұрын

It's not a hard song. Were you sober when you picked them? Lol

@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823

2 жыл бұрын

B, all musicians who say they know such-and-such are LYING. Musicians will lie about the time. Lol --a musician.

@maerynboirionnach9869

2 жыл бұрын

@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 They were actually a really good band. In retrospect, I think he just wasn't paying much attention when I was talking about wanting that song and forgot all about it.

I could listen to 20 more minutes of this man just singing songs that would be terrible at weddings

@bigwillietheb

6 ай бұрын

another inapproiate song at a wedding love stinks - J Giels Band

another one bites the dust my dad played at my wedding

@twiztidjester3151

7 жыл бұрын

That would be great if he did an "inappropriate funeral songs" standup. Lmao

@mariwright7003

6 жыл бұрын

Twiztid Jester oh gosh 😂😂

@ChiefBerry

6 жыл бұрын

I have recommended that song to all my sisters, daughters, and nieces. And not one of em would take me up on it!

@The_Jimplication

6 жыл бұрын

I told my brother to ensure that that is played at the end of my funeral

@user-gm2kt7vy8h

5 жыл бұрын

you're dad is a god among men

"you gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, know when to run"

I’m literally playing at a wedding tonight, and we’re playing “what’s love got to do with it”. It’s really interesting that I came across this video 😂

@Nina-rg8es

2 жыл бұрын

That's awesome, wish I could be there!

@userunkown.5105

2 жыл бұрын

how did it go?

@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823

2 жыл бұрын

Does she know it's about a wife beater?

@kikib8434

2 жыл бұрын

The Universe has spoken 😁.

Bride walking down the aisle. "Fat bottom girls you make the rocking world go round!!" XD

@RinJackson

6 жыл бұрын

Adam Gattis Or how about "Baby Got Back"?

@jackhemsworth7515

6 жыл бұрын

I'd love that song at my wedding.. and baby got back :p

@rhysbol6986

5 жыл бұрын

I was low key expecting him to say that

@Kahsyrbag

5 жыл бұрын

My sister in law walked down the aisle to Another One Bites the Dust, she didn't explain to the DJ(me), their is a specific song for that, and that song was next to brides entry.

@jasilee9062

5 жыл бұрын

I don’t care what song I walk down the aisle to as long as it’s queen

I had the Imperial March playing as my soon-to-be wife walked down the aisle.

@AuntieNiki

3 жыл бұрын

Count that would have been the BEST THING EVER!! Unfortunately, my husband isn’t as much a geek as me

@Aj32678

3 жыл бұрын

ha ha nice I had the opening score for Star Wars at my wedding, worked really well.

@clairecarlia-jones5979

3 жыл бұрын

You are a LEGEND!!!!!! 😝

@thatdude034

3 жыл бұрын

I'm guessing that's why she's still your "soon-to-be wife"..

@NYCPaddler

3 жыл бұрын

Awesome! I had the opening song from Princess Bride. A guitarist and organist played it.

One of the first "America's Funniest Home Videos" programs featured a wedding band playing "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling."

@gregnormal55.

Жыл бұрын

Hello! How are you doing today, please pardon me for intruding into your privacy but I just wanted to know if you’re a fan ? Have a great day. Stay Safe.

I had the organist play "The Final Countdown" right before everyone walked in. This was in 2000...he didn't know the song, and I had to do some serious searching to find that sheet music back then so he could play it.

Iron Maiden "Run To The Hills Run For Your Life"

@amyreinholdson170

7 жыл бұрын

Lots of good comments/song suggestions out here, but Iron Maiden made me laugh out loud....thanks!!

@Tentin.Quarantino

5 жыл бұрын

MINIMARKSMAN run from your wiiiiife

@thereverendofrock1863

4 жыл бұрын

Then play Wasted Years for the 50th Anniversary!!

@hollowgrand

4 жыл бұрын

If you really want to confuse everyone, play this: kzread.info/dash/bejne/qGp4qsqRd8-8ZpM.html

@floydfreeman1318

3 жыл бұрын

Hallowed be thy name

"Imma make this a wedding no one's EVER gonna forget." XD

@stevetomlinson6793

6 жыл бұрын

autumn hobbit yuhcu

@isabellefeasel7000

6 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@kshepard52

5 жыл бұрын

No, see... he already said that. Try to post original thoughts.

@flamixflame2685

4 жыл бұрын

@@kshepard52 it's in quotation marks

When my wife and I argue we're like a band, we start with the new stuff and then go on to the golden oldies.

@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823

2 жыл бұрын

I had a band with a drummer I've known so long, the guy asked us how long we'd been married. Nope, we were smart. Just wait til you really want to divorce them, save some time.

Note to self: If I should ever consider to ask a friend to sing at my wedding, make sure to not schedule the song until after she said yes.

AC/DC "She's got balls"

@joelalexander5338

4 жыл бұрын

That would have been great!

@imthegrinchthatstolechrist4384

3 жыл бұрын

Dirty big balls

@xMasteLPx

3 жыл бұрын

More Like AC/DC Highway to Hell

@ENDERTON2000

3 жыл бұрын

@@imthegrinchthatstolechrist4384 my balls are always bouncing To the left and to the right...

@danieljosephrittenhouse4304

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

The best wedding song ever written? “If you wanna be happy For the rest of your life, Never make a pretty woman your wife, So from my personal point of view, Get an ugly girl to marry you.”- Get An Ugly Girl To Marry You

@Blazedasonic

3 жыл бұрын

My mom played this at her wedding, as she had a constant joke about it when she was trying to find a guy. I think she's beautiful, but at the time, she couldn't find a guy, so she vowed she would play this at her wedding.

@MikeV8652

3 жыл бұрын

I told a college girlfriend about this song because it's funny. She was not amused and got mad at me. I didn't marry her (or anybody else). I now have the song on the rotation of MP3s that I play in my car.

@MikeV8652

3 жыл бұрын

@lurch321 She wasn't a feminazi. She was a traditionalist who thought that women were "sugar and spice and everything nice," meaning above any honest evaluation.

@paint3ball

3 жыл бұрын

@@MikeV8652 and she lived happily ever after with her 14 cats

@dangertgm2529

3 жыл бұрын

You are a being of true class

I think "Highway to Hell" would be a great choice for a wedding.

@Taylor_5724

3 жыл бұрын

Haha wife bad

@autocrow

3 жыл бұрын

LOL!! I always think about that song when going somewhere I really do not want to go!

@petersmithm9

3 жыл бұрын

Have heard it at two weddings.

@silverstrike6048

3 жыл бұрын

@Icky Vicky : I would prefer Stairway to Heaven at mine, and Life's Been Good by Joe Walsh.

@jacklivingston8210

3 жыл бұрын

Or a funeral

As the bride walks down the isle lol 😂 DIVORCE by Tammy Wynette

@lokisgodhi

3 жыл бұрын

Make it a medley. Add Golden Ring by Tammy Wynette and George Jones. Followed up by You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly by Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn.

@hockeyislife2

3 жыл бұрын

lokisgodhi YES

I'm a wedding DJ... I just about died laughing. The words I dread hearing is "we just don't want to do what everyone else does".....oh the song choices. lol

@fauzyb29

10 жыл бұрын

Oh god ... can totally relate, mobile DJ as well.

@americanpatriot646

6 жыл бұрын

As the Kimchi Turns has anyone asked for white wedding by Billy diol nobody listens to part 2 of that song.

@jjcevering9411

6 жыл бұрын

As the Kimchi Turns amen?

@AlbertaRose94

3 жыл бұрын

ROFLMAOx10!!!!!! I got flashbacks to December 1993 and met the man who became my husband. When the conversation started to lag, he said his side job was working as a D.J. and spent about 20 minutes telling me some of his experiences at wedding receptions.

@timhawkins9810

2 жыл бұрын

❤️❤️❤️

True story: My brother was DJ for a wedding in the late 80's. He had a little too much Champagne before the ceremony and played "Puff the Magic Dragon" as the Bride walked down the aisle. I kid you not it was the most hilarious moment never caught on film.

@haydencassidy9536

2 жыл бұрын

Link ? Or it didn't happen

@ddebenedictis

2 жыл бұрын

@@haydencassidy9536 but he said "True story". Therefore it has to be true.

@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823

2 жыл бұрын

I saw a dog trying to jump on young cows and a donkey came in from.WAY WAY off in the fields, just walked up to the dog...and he came over, and then the donkey brayed right in his face! I've taken care of dogs for 35 years. I've never seen one move so quickly. Under the fence like it wasn't there and under the porch.

@ddebenedictis

2 жыл бұрын

@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 I want to believe you, really I do. But you forgot to start your comment with "True story". That failure renders the entire comment dubious and suspect. Signed, Random guy

@99zorba

2 жыл бұрын

@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 Donkeys are actually brought in to protect csttle from wild dogs as they can crush them with their front legs. They are very protective and can live upwards of 60 years. One of the most understated creatures on a farm.

“I wish that I had Jessie’s girl”

@Riku_Sarashiki

2 жыл бұрын

If the groom's name was Jessie, I'd laugh my ass off. Too bad it's situational.

This made me laugh. And yes there are a thousand other "inappropriate" songs out there. This video could've been much longer!

Devil in disguise.. Star wars imperial marsh. Ghostbusters. Another one bites the dust.

@chadvalliere8697

3 жыл бұрын

jan Grube Wood in my friends wedding and he did imperial march walking down the isle.

Wifes walking down the aisle. "I'M ON THE HIIIIIGGGGWAYYY TO HELLLL!" :D

@vampiravoid

8 жыл бұрын

+Tom B If someone sings that while I walk down the aisle I won't even be mad, I'll just laugh my ass off and roll with it

@WeDwellinaFiefdom

8 жыл бұрын

A friend of mine's sister actually had played that.

@jasminem9771

8 жыл бұрын

+Tom B You genius man

@pepper341

8 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 i would like tim hawkins play ANY song at my wedding. 😂😂😂

@emmanueldelosreyes555

7 жыл бұрын

genius hear

"And the WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED, COMING DOWN THE MOUNTAIN SIDE"

@funkybeat01

3 жыл бұрын

“THEN THE WINGED HUSSARS ARRIVED. COMING DOWN THEY TURNED THE TIDE!”

@moneyman1995100

3 жыл бұрын

If my future bride is polish I’m pulling that shit!

Can you imagine Tim Hawkins play at your wedding and letting Tim do the music selection for the wedding. Work's for me.

Bride walking down the isle: “SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU’RE TO BLAME!! YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME!” XD

"Yesterday... all my troubles seemed so far away. Now it seems as though they're here to stay, oh I believe in yesterday." My ex-wife actually suggested that for a wedding. Probably would actually have been good for a laugh.

@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823

2 жыл бұрын

I'd go for it. Lol Btw, really funny movie about that called "Yesterday." Somehow the Beatles never existed. But one guy knows all their stuff. So he tries to play it for his parents to constant interruptions. Lol

bride walks down the isle: *bo burnam's lower your standards

@scottylilacleona9193

3 жыл бұрын

I could see something like that being pretty sweet actually. “We’re not perfect but we’re still deserving of love from each other” type of thing.

True story: Went to a wedding reception featuring a DJ for music. He played some current tunes, but dialed up Frank Sinatra for background. Just before the bride was to address the gathering, Frank slid into "The lady is a tramp". Three people fell over each other trying to reach the mixing console while the crowd collapsed laughing.

"I can't get no satisfaction!" "I wish that I had Jessie's girl!" "She's a super freak!!!!" "Hey, you're a crazy b!t¢h" "Hello darkness, my old friend"

@theneoenigma2094

4 жыл бұрын

“...but ya fuck so good I’m on top of it.”

@stephenemmett9753

3 жыл бұрын

I Write Sins Not Tragedies is an EXTREMELY INAPPROPRIATE wedding tune - why? "What a shame the poor groom's bride is a *WHORE* ."

@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823

2 жыл бұрын

That last one is called "Sound of Silence, " I think.

@ulrichkalber9039

2 жыл бұрын

@@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823 it is...

If your fiance is named Stacy : "Stacy's Mom" by Fountains of Wayne

@matrixphijr

5 жыл бұрын

Or... even if she's not!

@theghost7277

5 жыл бұрын

Yesss great now I have to go listen to this gonna be bopping all afternoon to this

@Tentin.Quarantino

5 жыл бұрын

Fiancée winona - Winona’s got a big brown beaver and she show’d it off to all her friends....

@rockboy2k798

4 жыл бұрын

Why not bowling for soup

@kbsabin

4 жыл бұрын

@@rockboy2k798 Girl all the bad guys want?

Bride walks down the aisle "Here i go again on my own. Goin down the only road ive ever known. like a dreamer i was born to walk alone, and i've made up my mind!!!! "

Many years ago I was asked to create a tape for a coworker's wedding. He and his bride to be came over to my house one night and picked out all of the music that was to be played. As they turnerd to face the congregation and start back down the aisle....Olivia Newton-John's "Physical"! THAT had everybody laughing like crazy.

"They're coming to take me away" is a good wedding song.

@charlesballard5251

2 жыл бұрын

"HA-HA!!! HEE-HEE!!!!! HO-HO!!!!! To the FUNNY FARM!!!!! Where life is beautiful ALL THE TIME!!!!! And I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and their COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY HA-HA!!!!!" BWAHAHAHAAHHAAAA!!!!!

I remember hearing about someone who attended a wedding where the bride walked down the aisle to "Send in the Clowns."

It’s shocking how often weddings feature “Marry You” by Bruno Mars. “We’re looking for something dumb to do, hey baby, I think I wanna marry you…If we wake up and you Wanna break up, that's cool No, I won't blame you It was fun, girl” So romantic 😬

@gregnormal55.

Жыл бұрын

Hello! How are you doing today, please pardon me for intruding into your privacy but I just wanted to know if you’re a fan ? Have a great day. Stay Safe

Bride walking down the aisle Tim: BuT i StiLl HAveNt FouNd WhAt iM loOkiNg fOr

@timhawkins9810

2 жыл бұрын

❤️❤️

"But I still haven't found what I'm looking for" bride looks around the room, pretending not to see her man.

@makennaf3398

7 жыл бұрын

Anne Lise yes

@aaronjones6439

6 жыл бұрын

jennies got a gun, lolololololol

@Riprake

4 жыл бұрын

"Don't know that I will, but until I can find me a girl who'll stay and won't play games behind me, I'll be what I am: solitary man."

@dhobbs7386

3 жыл бұрын

or the other way around, the man looking for another woman or even better yet, another man

@petegouch8923

2 жыл бұрын

"It must have been love, but it's over now" by Roxette.

I always thought Meat Loaf's "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad" would be pretty epic...

@Benchpress33

4 жыл бұрын

Bat Outta Hell could have a double meaning depending on how they take it

@AlbertaRose94

3 жыл бұрын

I have always thought “I’ll do anything for love but I won’t do that” would have a double meaning and be a real tacky wedding song.

@luvdady

3 жыл бұрын

Dashboard lights would be even greater

@kenmike2010

3 жыл бұрын

Love is: kzread.info/dash/bejne/gaid18yde5m4oLw.html

@andrewgraham7659

3 жыл бұрын

Actually I think Anything for Love but I won't do that tickles my fancy. I might even use that my defense when a woman takes an interest in me.

White Wedding - Billy Idol "Shotgun!"

@jediroya6810

3 жыл бұрын

I’ve been at a wedding where that was played. Chosen by the bride & groom for their first dance!

@gregnormal55.

Жыл бұрын

@@jediroya6810 Hello! How are you doing today, please pardon me for intruding into your privacy but I just wanted to know if you’re a fan ? Have a great day. Stay Safe.

"You could have been all I wanted, but you weren't honest, so get in the ground" Welcome Home - Coheed & Cambria

"And I would do anything for love... but I won't do that" Bride turns around and walks out.

@nctpti2073

2 жыл бұрын

But 'That' in the song is cheating on her or otherwise betraying her. Which the singer is saying they will not do. It is actually a love song...

@TieDyeVikki

Жыл бұрын

@@nctpti2073 I HATE that song because it makes NO sense. "I would do anything for love, but I won't cheat on you" is a sentence that only makes sense if you change the word "but" to "and". Why can't people understand this? Now, let's say your partner is into receiving oral anal sex, which you find disgusting (loosely based on a true story, lol)... in that case, the song lyrics would make total sense. The difference being it's something your partner WANTS you to do, but you won't do it, no matter how much you love them. Unless Meatloaf's lady DOES actually want him to cheat on her and he doesn't want to... that's the only way the song makes sense... but I'm pretty sure that's not the case. Otherwise, I have much respect for Meatloaf's talent, and even this song is great musically and vocally, it's just the lyrics that drive me insane.

@nctpti2073

Жыл бұрын

@@TieDyeVikki You are making the mistake of assuming a person is only capable of loving one person at a time and that love is some sort of completely conscious choice. When you accept that a person can love more than one person at a time, then it makes sense. He loves her and will be true to her, no matter how he may feel about anyone else. Someone else he loves might want him to be with them instead of the woman he is with, whom he is singing to, but, even though he also loves that second person, he won't do that.

Saw this guy live. Actually laughed harder than any other standup I've seen.

@FireLordJohn3191

2 жыл бұрын

@bigray1999 or people who don’t feel the need to be crude with their humor and want to be able to laugh anyway.

@larbueno

2 жыл бұрын

@bigray1999 Big Ray Wet Towel.

@Praise___YaH

Жыл бұрын

Guys, HERE is Our TRUE Savior YaH The Heavenly FATHER HIMSELF was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Egyptian Semitic: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moshe (Moses) wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Egyptian Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"

@Suedepants100

Жыл бұрын

@bigray1999 aw, you’re offended that some of us can laugh without crude humor? This is coming from someone who watches both kinds of comedians. Grow up! Not everyone has the same taste. What a miserable existence you lead.

"You can't always get whatchu want" I'm dead 🤣

@ComiccollectorGamer

10 ай бұрын

Or even worse high way to hell

@mrhefe2322

10 ай бұрын

​@ComiccollectorGamer even better goodbye to romance

My band played Steve Miller’s “Mary Lou” at a friend’s wedding. That the marriage did not last 18 months is not because we played the song; we played the song because it was obvious the marriage was not gonna last 18 months

@timhawkins9810

2 жыл бұрын

❤️❤️❤️

How about "If you can't be with the one you love, love the one you're with."

@starrgamer13

9 жыл бұрын

I got an even better one....."If I'm not near the girl I love, I love the girl that I'm near!!!"

@timhawkins9810

2 жыл бұрын

❤️❤️❤️

She’s got balls-AC/DC (that song actually got Bon Scott divorced. His wife complained that he never wrote a song about her. So he did...).

@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823

2 жыл бұрын

Wut? Really? She wasn't dating Don Henley. Was this a surprise?

@franka1621

2 жыл бұрын

That’s just dirty laundry… 😂

@lepurpleboi3266

2 жыл бұрын

Power move

"This one goes out to all the married couples out there!" *Should've Said No starts playing*

"Lord, I was born a Ramblin' Man Tryna make a livin' and doin' the best I can And when it's time for leavin', I hope you'll understand That I was born a Ramblin' Man"

"You give love a bad name"

"I could make this a wedding no one is ever going to forget" had me dying!

“Another one bites the dust” is the best wedding song ever.

@dancurtis611

3 ай бұрын

Look at the lyrics; it's about a murderer for hire. It's a free country...

"Go your own way"- FLEETWOOD MAC! No joke! I heard that WAS Played at a wedding... by the happy couple's request!

@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823

2 жыл бұрын

Big love. Lol. Nobody knows that song.

I actually started choking, and I wasn't drinking anything!!! All Tim Hawkins videos should have this at the beginning..... WARNING Choking Hazard: Do not eat or drink anything while watching the following clip.

@65coupestang

8 жыл бұрын

This should be in the begining before the song !!! Is when you should give the warning !!!😡

@thefurtshow

7 жыл бұрын

frozen song

"I Knew You Were Trouble" by Taylor Swift and "Jessie's Girl" by Rick Springfield would be appropriate for the list.

@Jazzyjen1997

10 жыл бұрын

OMG!! That would be perfect!! :D

@Mrhootie333

6 жыл бұрын

Was expecting Jesse's Girl for sure

@shadow_ax

5 жыл бұрын

Rawk4Life: At my wedding (assuming I find Miss Right someday), I've got a contingency plan if an ex-girlfriend shows up. I'll ask my bride to walk down the aisle to "Love Bites (So Do I)" by Halestorm. (Look it up; it actually would work pretty well in that situation, lol!)

@jarvisfamily3837

5 жыл бұрын

@@shadow_ax "Love Bites" by Def Leppard would also work...at least at those weddings where everyone in the pews is wondering, "What the h... are they thinkin'..?" :-)

@Riprake

4 жыл бұрын

"I've changed my mind; I take it back... Erase and rewind, 'cause I've been changing my mind..."

"I want you. I need you, but there ain't no way I'm ever ganna love you, so don't be sad, 'cause two out of three ain't bad!" True story...DJ played this at a friend's wedding.

At my future wedding, HE'S HIRED!

@pepper341

8 жыл бұрын

mine 2

@jhism777

6 жыл бұрын

Jason Brown Play this at my wedding XDD

@bruvonjones

5 жыл бұрын

I would hire him, but I'm gunna be alone forever

@cornellgreen3692

4 жыл бұрын

Jason Brown Desperado...... Why Don't You Come To Your Senses!

@emmafromearth4265

4 жыл бұрын

Haha

I thought he was going to do Fleetwood Mac's "You could go your own way"

@jonathanlewis6146

3 жыл бұрын

He also should have done Carry that Weight, by the Beatles.

@babboon5764

3 жыл бұрын

Or their 'Man of the world'

@lepurpleboi3266

2 жыл бұрын

Or Tusk

Best wedding song to ever exist: Things You Don't Say to Your Wife by Tim Hawkins

@davidmckenna5762

3 жыл бұрын

My wedding they played donot marry her fuck me

"It Wasn't Me" - Shaggy

Confederate Railroad " I like my women just a little on the trashy side"

@Aint_no_senators_son

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

I was at a wedding when the first song the band played for slow dancing was... Yesterday. Yesterday all my troubles seemed so far away now it looks as though they're here to stay Oh I believe in Yesterday... On a dare maybe??

@ChrisBrown-tt7cb

6 жыл бұрын

Lol YES

@ednutter7653

5 жыл бұрын

I was at a wedding where they played Free Bird by Lynyrd Skynyrd as one of the dance songs... "If I leave here tomorrow, would you still remember me?" It lasted a couple of years...

@cornellgreen3692

4 жыл бұрын

Ed Nutter Ooh, That Smell Can't you smell That Smell Ooh, That Smell The smell of death around you

@joemcmurtrey240

4 жыл бұрын

Suddenly, I’m not half the man I used to be Theres a shadow hanging over me Oh yesterday Came suddenly

@lynnjepson8218

4 жыл бұрын

@@ednutter7653 omg at my baby sister's funeral, they played Free Bird, but forgot to edit out the gunshot in the end! Holey majoley, we just about fainted, then started laughing. My baby sis would have LOVED it! LOL

I love that he laughs at his own jokes. That's funny!

"Hey Joe, where you goin' with that gun in your hand?"

@mikekaatman3194

3 жыл бұрын

Epic

"He Stopped Loving Her Today"

Played a lot of weddings in the late 70's and there were two songs that people must have chosen by the titles without ever listening to the words: "Isn't She Lovely?" (which is about a newborn baby), and "Looks Like We Made It" (which is about a couple that split up.)

@msepiphqny

Жыл бұрын

Bro why does NOBODY know Stevie wrote that about his child 😭 it literally says “less than one minute old”

I was at a wedding once that wasn't planned very well. They asked the band to play a song for the bride and groom's first dance, they chose George Jones' "He stopped loving her today".

My mom played and sang "the old gray mare" at her sister's wedding (she got married in her 60's) it was hilarious.

“why don’t we get drunk an screw”. Jimmy buffet. Best when the family is reserved.

@rebeccib1970

2 жыл бұрын

Love it

@Aint_no_senators_son

2 жыл бұрын

Haven't heard that song in years. About to play it.

@rebeccib1970

2 жыл бұрын

Love Jimmy Buffet and all you 🦜 heads!

What is love? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more

@DeltaTenNZ

5 жыл бұрын

Bonus points if someone randomly starts wearing a cheesy grin and bobs their head ALA the SNL skit.

@karrae7085

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks.... now that is stuck in my head...

@svtirefire

4 жыл бұрын

Must be played with a boom box on the shoulder.

@danstreet2923

4 жыл бұрын

Bruh...

Another true story: Many years ago, I did a tryout as a wedding DJ. The guy who was deciding if I was good enough, told me about a gig where another trainee played "Your cheating heart" as the music for the newlywed couple's first dance together.

Had me laughing hysterically the whole time

I once played a wedding where the bride and groom requested I sing their favorite songs as they separately approached the altar. Her favorite was "My Way", which starts out "And now, the end is near." The groom's favorite was "Release Me" (Please release me let me go, for I don't love you anymore). No idea if they're still married or not.

@fredhubbard7210

Жыл бұрын

At my own wedding, I had gone for a piss, and standing at the urinal, the DJ played his first song... "Release Me." It was followed by 18 years of abuse, and a divorce that went on for seven years, and cost me personally $150k. I haven't spoken to her since she called the cops alleging IPV. I remember it as "our song."

@andybaldman

Жыл бұрын

Women can be terrible.

@xaviersavedra711

Жыл бұрын

@@fredhubbard7210 Sorry to hear that, man. I'm wondering how a divorce lasts 7 years?

@daylin2216

8 ай бұрын

As can men. People, really. People can be terrible

As she is walking down the aisle: "Watch out boy She'll chew you up (Oh-oh, here she comes) She's a maneater"

@brokengirl8619

2 жыл бұрын

Or bad husband. I've known a few of em as my brothers in law, who abused my sisters, lived double lives, cheated, had secret kids, and abandoned their own kids. Highway to hell would been a good song for them.

Never even heard of this guy before, but this was really funny!

My first wedding me and my ex couldn't afford a photographer. So mom bought everyone a 10 shot disposable camera 50 guests and not one picture of me and my now ex-wife together. Mom had to Photoshop a picture of us together. Here's your sign.

@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr2823

2 жыл бұрын

You don't need a photographer, really. I mean, they are HIDEOUSLY expensive...

just love it! Our pastor played this short video at a marriage group. Been a fan ever since!

How about Pearl Jam? "She lies and says she's in love with him. Can't find a better man!"

@cornellgreen3692

4 жыл бұрын

Permaculture Newbies How about the Eagles: You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave!

@dwightsmith4641

4 жыл бұрын

I used to love her but I had to kill her...

@Riprake

4 жыл бұрын

Matchbox 20: "I wanna push you around; well, I will! Well, I will! I wanna push you down; well, I will! Well, I will! I wanna take you for granted..."

@DavidMendoza-sl3jf

4 жыл бұрын

@@cornellgreen3692 I'll do you one better: "you can't hide your lyin' eyes"

*Bride starts walking down the aisle* "Hop on the bus Gus. Make a new plan Stan. Don't gotta be coy Roy..."

Oh my god!! I can’t believe I’m getting this guy in my recommended videos!! My teachers used to show videos of this guy when I was in elementary school!! God those were the days.

I was at a wedding. They played Scotty Doesn't Know....the groom's name was Scott.

@charlesthebrick5251

3 жыл бұрын

THIS IS GREAT

Bride comes walking down the isle....." You're venomous Poison, poison running through my veins"

"I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Memphis ..... But she's a Honky Tonk, Honky Tonk, woman .... "

He forgot "it must have been love but it's over now"

@gregnormal55.

Жыл бұрын

Hello! How are you doing today, please pardon me for intruding into your privacy but I just wanted to know if you’re a fan ? Have a great day. Stay Safe!

So, my mom's boyfriend and ex-boyfriend are best friends. They are also both musicians and in a band together. Whenever they play, they always sing "My Best Friend's Girlfriend" and it cracks me up every time

Inappropriate songs to sing while the bride is coming down the aisle.... Girls, Girls, Girls, by Motley Crue. XD

@Rawk4Life

9 жыл бұрын

KISSArmy Libby Also, "Bad Girlfriend" by Theory of a Deadman.

@kierstinryder4289

8 жыл бұрын

Angel by Theory of a Deadman would be great though. That's me and my boyfriend's song

@livingthattwelvelife2209

7 жыл бұрын

Or "Cold Hard Bitch" by Jet, or "Love Bites" by Def Leppard

@badpop987

6 жыл бұрын

If you can’t be with the one you love, love the one your with....

@DerekGodfrey90

6 жыл бұрын

Libby Cosner She’s A Beauty would be pretty bad too.

"Fooled Around and Fell In Love" Great walk down the aisle song at any wedding.

This came to mind not long ago, wanted to watch this again.

After our wedding ceremony, we turned to the family and friends to walk out and the cued up song was “accidentally” switched to Jimi Hendrix “Hey Joe”. 😳😳 We have called that our wedding song ever since. 😜😂😂 15 years ago this happened.

Heres one... ♪ ALL YOU SINGLE LADIES, ALL YOU SINGLE LADIES, ALL YOU SINGLE LADIES LIFT UP YOUR HANDS!! ♪