I used to embarrass my daughter when she was around 14. I had a two hour commute so I used to memorize some of her music. When her GF's were in the car, I would sing along to the Spice Girls and watch her and her friends expressions...lol

@carolannroberts

2 жыл бұрын

Best. Father. Ever.

@markobegus

2 жыл бұрын

You should do this TODAY she will love you for it!...don't have a daughter but I cannot wait to embarrass my 13-year-old niece like this...got it planned already! hahah

@stinarogers4262

2 жыл бұрын

I used to get down to baby got back in front of my kids friends whenever my kids would piss me off... best punishment EVER

@ShadowDemon_4

2 жыл бұрын

I may not be a parent but I think it's basically required to embarrass your children at this point, Lol.

@jayboogie7956

2 жыл бұрын

Just keep in mind....some kids turn into serious terrorists/killers due to this form of hazing and "embarrassment harassment". Tread lightly.

“I’ll get over you, I know I will. I’ll pretend my shit’s not stinkin’…”🎶 25 yrs later I realized they were saying “ship’s not sinking”. 🙄

@nannerl6243

Жыл бұрын

Oh that's bad..LOL

@gailburk1523

Жыл бұрын

Omg...i am dying over here, i think your lyrics are waaaay better!😂😂😂

@3girliez617

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@apriladelewhyte

Жыл бұрын

Lol your way is more true to life.

@suzanneritter8001

Жыл бұрын

I spat out my wine reading this! Red wine. Fortunately I snorted it up my nose and swallowed most of the nasty backwash and no red wine hit the carpet! Too funny!

Seeing Kevin Farley up there sends chills up my spine. He looks just like his brother. RIP Chris.

@darrylh547

Жыл бұрын

Honestly I had no clue Chris even had a brother, I thought it was a cheap attempt to get clicks. But yes looks so much like him.

@fenixphire84

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like him too 😢

@makemarker

Жыл бұрын

Same body movements too

@oppothumbs1

Жыл бұрын

Coast to coast Chris Farley to Kevin, big western men..

@brandonhallmagic6162

Жыл бұрын

Yeah? So did Gallagher’s brother. How did that turn out?

2:32 That “every song from 1950” bit made me think of way more examples than I was expecting.

@ryankelly9032

Жыл бұрын

He was actually singing the beginning to Blue Moon. But many other songs from that era have that sound.

@aylbdrmadison1051

6 ай бұрын

Popular music is most often basic because not everyone has the ears of a musician. I'll never forget one time my "prog/artrock" band opened up for a top 40 cover band, and the audience consisted of about 30 people who came to see them, plus our two roadies. After each of our songs there was a smattering of polite clapping, but the stomping and cheering from the headline band backstage drowned out the audience.🤣😂🤣

* Guy breaks up with his girl * : “I can see clearly now. Lorraine is gone.”🎶 * Same guy, regretful, years later *: “I wanna know, have you ever seen Lorraine?” 🎶

@AdultThirdCultureKid1971

2 жыл бұрын

That's hiliarious! 🤣

@Kinseliplier

2 жыл бұрын

is that really what he says in the song? I thought he was saying "I can see clearly now the rain is gone". it sounds more like this and this makes more sense.

@sirensatnight4463

2 жыл бұрын

I can see all popsicles in my way . . .

@Kinseliplier

2 жыл бұрын

@@sirensatnight4463 I can see clearly now the parade has gone. I can see all the floats in my way.

@jeremysmithers6119

2 жыл бұрын

Keith Whitley- “I’m no stranger to Lorraine”

I had a buddy who thought “two tickets to paradise” was “two chickens to paralyze”. Love Eddie’s music but I never heard that song the same again!

@beatlesrgear

2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣 Eddy Money was the kind of guy who probably get up on stage and actually sing that just for fun if you told him that's what your friend thought he was singing 😅

@rustyaxelrod

2 жыл бұрын

@@beatlesrgear - He put on a great show and seemed like a good guy. I saw him on the Life for the Taking tour about 1982ish in Las Cruces NM. Even went back stage after the show. I saw another video describing him as stingy and cheap but I didn’t pick up on that in the few minutes we talked with him. This show was on a holiday weekend and they didn’t sell a lot of tickets, Eddie came out and asked the crowd if they wait a few minutes to reset the stage for a party. They turned up the lights and moved the stage to the end of the venue, right up near the hand rail of the upper seating and everybody seemed to have a great time, including Eddie and the band, they were really “on” that night. I don’t remember his name but they had the left handed guy on guitar that night, excellent player and killer tone. All the songs that night had a good, rockin edge to them, Life for the Taking was even longer than the album version and was particularly hard. Gimme some Water, Can’t Keep a good Man Down… Good memory! My buddy screwin up the lyrics was a few years later. When we corrected him he said “ yea, I always thought that was a messed up thing to write a song about”. Lol

@gregorszurnicki41

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@audoremus

2 жыл бұрын

This made me laugh harder than the video

@christinerobbins9376

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣 This reminded me of an interview with Ozzy Osbourne, where he said : "I used to think Purple Haze by Jimmi Hendrix went 🎶 Excuse me, while I kiss this guy🎶 😂🤣😂🤣

From a similar site about hard to hear lyrics, someone wrote that growing up, he always thought Billy Joel's song,"We didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's been turning." was actually "We didn't start the fire. It was always burning, said the worst attorney." That one hit my funny bone and I couldn't stop laughing. That would be an awful defense against an arson charge.

My husband thought Jim Croce was singing “ meaner than a drunk outlaw” it was “ meaner than a junk yard dog”

@LornaEGL

Жыл бұрын

That's actually a great lyric!

@lizhowerton895

3 ай бұрын

Those both work!😊

I remember years ago I had a friend singing Amadeus in the car. Her chorus lyrics were 'Hot potatoes, hot potatoes' Try unhearing that for the rest of your life.

@Hollylivengood

Жыл бұрын

Oh that is rough. I had a friend who would sing out Are you bringing in the shives to Steely Dan's Reeling in the Years. I understand your pain.

@SakuraMoonflower

Жыл бұрын

I CACKLED, I LOVE MONDEGREENS! XD

@kaliefaul1905

Жыл бұрын

My dumbass used to think that Nirvana sang: *Ugly mask on a banana* *A potato in a Speedo* I was a strange kid. 😂

@seanwilkinson7431

Жыл бұрын

I was also a huge fan of Wolfgang Hot Potatoes Mozart as a kid. Rock me, Hot Potatoes!

@Thi-Nguyen

Жыл бұрын

OMG! You guys are KILLING ME! I am trying SO HARD right now not to laugh too loud! My other half is sleeping - has to work tomorrow and I’m retired. I’m always up late watching comedy on KZread but the messed up lyrics in this one is just killing me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I remember my grandfather complaining about my music being so repetitive. He wasn't real happy when I pointed out the chorus to one of his favourite songs was 'I'm going to leave old Durham town. I'm going to leave old Durham town. I'm going to leave old Durham town, and that leavin's really getting me down." Apparently that was different.

@scabscerte

2 жыл бұрын

Every blues song sounds like the singer has short term memory loss.

@neptunesotherdaughter7119

2 жыл бұрын

ALWAYS IS.

@christinerobbins9376

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@christinagomez5079

2 жыл бұрын

Lol, it always is certainly different, no apparently about it.

@1vtmom966

2 жыл бұрын

Cool! My mind sang "And the leavin's really getting me down".

My favorite misheard lyrics include Johnny Rivers, "Secret Asian Man" and the Creedence classic, "There's a bathroom... on the right."

🤦‍♀️🎶 Blinded by the light, Wake up, Revolution, It's a Mormon in the night 🎶 😂

No one can convince me that the lyrics aren’t “Secret Asian man.”

@SoManyRandomRamblings

2 жыл бұрын

I so have to tell my S.O. that one. 😂

@gregb6469

2 жыл бұрын

In You Only LIve Twice that's what he became!

@carolannroberts

2 жыл бұрын

They are on the Jackie Chan movie …forget the name…The Neighbor I think or something like it

@carolannroberts

2 жыл бұрын

Btw. He played a Secret Asian Man, lol!

@BornToPun7541

2 жыл бұрын

I actually used to think it was "Secret Aging Man"!

In defense of Bob Marley: he does make it clear that he shot the sheriff in self defense.

@cuanstonewallwilliams3316

2 жыл бұрын

And they accused him of shooting the deputy too. Hence....

@kerryhoyle7569

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@MrChrisdube

Жыл бұрын

So did Eric Clapton

@aprilosborn1886

Жыл бұрын

Thanks for being a pooper..

@SakuraMoonflower

Жыл бұрын

Also, the sheriff was injured but not mortally wounded; whoever shot the deputy killed the guy. The sheriff was trying to pin a felony on some rando he hated when the guy was, at best, only guilty of a misdemeanor.

This guy made me feel amazing. I am not an American and I was beating myself very hard for not understanding the lyrics and it turned out many native speakers cannot understand the lyrics too. Thank you.

@junglemoose2164

7 ай бұрын

Many of aren't good at hearing lyrics correctly. I haven't heard lyrics correctly since 1997.

@TheWatcher-kv8jx

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, well don't beat yourself up over the (British) Rolling Stones, either. Jagger was born with marbles in his mouth.

@MrSuganutz

8 күн бұрын

Salt water under the fridge.

My grand daughters watched a movie STRANGE MAGIC. I sang along to every single song. The oldest looked at me and asked, "how many times you watch this movie?" She doesn't know it's songs I listened to when I was a teenager!

@dougiequick1

Жыл бұрын

I loved when a band my kids liked covered an old song and then they were amazed my wife and I would sing along...but then there were songs WE thought were new back in the day that were also just covers

@angelbear_og

10 ай бұрын

Reminds me of when my eldest niece was about 10 or so, I was driving her somewhere and Styx's Mr. Roboto came on the radio. I started singing along and her eyes went wide as saucers and she exclaimed, "How do you know this song!" Honey, it was the first cassette tape of my own that I bought -- when it came out!

@marthabowman5933

10 ай бұрын

​@@angelbear_ogl

I was 15 before it hit me that the words to the CCR song was "there's a bad moon on the rise" and NOT "there's a bathroom on the right" 😂

@bobok5566

Жыл бұрын

Our youth group actually had a parody of that song completely based on there being a bathroom on the right. 😁

@Clevercat4

Жыл бұрын

My daughter thought the same thing! She was considerably older before I convinced her. We still don't talk about it lol

@mrs.thomas-usmcwife5686

Жыл бұрын

@@Clevercat4 😂😂

@shannonvanostran4531

Жыл бұрын

I was 52(today) when I found out!!!😂😂😅

@nicolenichol3820

Жыл бұрын

If it's done as a parody, it could be used as a commercial for immodium or pepto. At least that's how I imagine it🤭🤣

I grew up listening to the classic 'Caribou Queen' by Billy Ocean, celebrating the great migrations over the tundra.

@Crumponalog

Жыл бұрын

Right? It doesn't sound like he's singing "Carribean" at all!

@MisterBeauJanGels

10 ай бұрын

I always thought that Michael McDonald song "Ya Mo B There" was actually "Jaimoe Be There", an homage to that awesome drummer from The Allman Brothers Band.

@SealedEvidence

6 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

Hearing your five-year-old daughter in the back seat jamming to Aretha singing "we going riding on the freeway of love in a pink-eye-hat."😂

13 ads to watch a 26 min video is a bit much KZread ,but I ain't going to subscribe to your premium package no matter what!

I was driving with my nephew one day and heard him singing, "I'm blue, I believe I'm a guy, I believe I'm a guy, I believe I'm a guy."

@zookey9724

2 жыл бұрын

He not wrong it do sound like that 😂

@gregorszurnicki41

2 жыл бұрын

🤷‍♂️

@thomasarussellsr

2 жыл бұрын

Song?

@LukeZwarteVacht

2 жыл бұрын

@@thomasarussellsr Blue

@dalek_groot4486

2 жыл бұрын

If i was green I would die

As a child I was a little disturbed whenever I'd hear Kenny Rogers sing, "You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille. With four hungry children and a crotch that won't heal..."

@jamesboyle2750

2 жыл бұрын

For me it was always 400 children

@kathleenbutler4602

2 жыл бұрын

🤣😂

@andreakaniecki7250

2 жыл бұрын

I’m dying that explains so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@vickyadams523

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@bigfoot4000

2 жыл бұрын

Four hundred children that crapped in the field.

My wife thought "I Got My Mind Set On You" by George Harrison said "Back Up, I Might Sit On You." 🤔

"Sweet Child Of Mine" ~ "...and pray for the thunder and the rain to quietly pass me by." When does thunder do ANYTHING quietly, Axl?

@goobs3988

Жыл бұрын

That’s on you. Axl was praying for a miracle.

@robshepherd3782

Жыл бұрын

Ripped off from a song by an Australian band. Look it up on here. Sweet child of mine original.

@robshepherd3782

Жыл бұрын

Australian Crawl. Thats the bands name.

@kingcarrot6355

Жыл бұрын

It O' mine captain 😂😂

@johnnye87

Жыл бұрын

You mean, that memory of wishing as a scared child that the scary thing would go away was.... IRRATIONAL??? I think you've blown this case wide open

When I was a teen in the early 80’s, my grandmother loved my music! Mostly The Bee Gees were her favorites. Every time I played their music she would get up and dance!

@bethclark8088

Жыл бұрын

My daddy absolutely loves The Bee Gees. I love them too. I was born in 87 lol my Mama was a teen when she had me.

@mikemcleroy8265

Жыл бұрын

That’s a cool grandma!

@d.taygray1250

Жыл бұрын

Love love love The Bee Gees. In fact I have their greatest hits in the cd player in my car right now. 😄❤️🎶

@RepentfollowJesus

Жыл бұрын

My grandma lived Turn The Page by Bob Seger.

@randomchipfat937

Жыл бұрын

My grandmother was deaf

"Slash her tires and move on." 🤣🤣🤣

@Robin-fx3bn

3 ай бұрын

9

To this day I still hear “I’m not talkin’ ‘bout the linen…” in the song “I’d Really Love to See You Tonight” by England Dan and John Ford Coley. 😂

@rogersikorski3794

Жыл бұрын

Goddamn, I always thought that too.

@riverraisin1

Жыл бұрын

It took me 30 years to figure out what he was saying.

@timz7548

8 ай бұрын

And I don't want to change your lights

Reminds me of the Japanese dude requesting a song on the radio. He wanted the song "Yamaha Yamaso" And after multiple attempts to make the DJ understand his request, he hummed the tune and turns out it was supposed to be the song with the correct words being "You're my heart, You're my soul" And yesss, that's right! that's the song. Now sing along if you like it.

Kenny Rogers, You picked a fine time to leave me you seal. Abba, Dancing Queen young and sweet only seven teeth.

@robadams5799

Жыл бұрын

"Only seven teeth." That's HYSTERICAL! '🤣

@jzinser-mandala9117

Жыл бұрын

@@robadams5799. ‘you seal” is pretty funny too. Isn’t hat song called Lucille?

@justinbarnes5498

Жыл бұрын

400 children with a crop in the field.....

@The_Infamous_Boogyman

Жыл бұрын

Does he really say "you seal"? The hell does that mean?

@youropionmattersnot

11 ай бұрын

Picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel....

My friend on a road trip with me: "I been through the desert on a horse with no legs..."

@gailburk1523

Жыл бұрын

Lol, that would have been a whole different kind of hell😬😂😂

@RepentfollowJesus

Жыл бұрын

Oh my word. I loved America. But no legs. How did they get through the desert? Lol I would pay money to know what he was picturing in his mind !

@lifted_above

Жыл бұрын

I've heard of a horseless carriage, but a legless horse.....

@ConservativeHippie001

Жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@robadams5799

Жыл бұрын

🤣

Gosh the family resemblance is strong. I imagine Chris would be enjoying this show immensely. Keep us laughing Kevin ❤️

When the guy was talking about B.O.B.'s part in the Bruno Mars sing, I thought he was going to say something about the fact that B.O.B. sounds like he's singing "Nuttin' on you" instead of "Nothin' on you" 😆

My brother used to think Journey was singing "So now I've come to you, with broken arms", until I explained it was "with open arms." And I used to honestly think that Elton John was singing "hold me closer, Tony Danza", until I learned it was actually Tiny Dancer.

@sonofadeadbeat3051

2 жыл бұрын

Tiny Dancer was a cover up. He WAS singing Tony Danza.

@colleenhonderich1598

2 жыл бұрын

Oh, that's too funny!

@michaelmerck7576

2 жыл бұрын

With Elton he probably wished it was Tony Danza

@joannaneale9816

2 жыл бұрын

Watch the head lice on the highway

@scottbilger9294

2 жыл бұрын

I thought a line in Rocket Man was "turning out abuse for near as long"

"I don't think Springsteen liked our Blinded by the Light, 'cos we sang 'wrapped up like a douche', and it wasn't written like that and I screwed it up completely. It sounded like 'douche' instead of 'deuce', 'cos of the technical process - a faulty azimuth due to tape-head angles, and it meant we couldn't remix it. Warners in America said, 'You've got to change 'douche', 'cos the Southern Bible belt radio stations think it's about a vaginal douche, and they have problems with body parts down there.' We tried to change it to 'deuce' but then the rest of the track sounded horrible, so we had to leave it. We just said, 'If it's not a hit, it's not.' But in the end, it was No.1 in America, and so many people came up to us after and said, 'You know why it made No. 1?... Everyone was talking about whether it was deuce or douche.' Apparently Springsteen thought we'd done it deliberately, which we hadn't, so if I ever saw him I'd avoid him and cringe away like a frightened little boy." - Manfred Mann, Record Collector interview (August 2006)

@RepentfollowJesus

Жыл бұрын

I was with a professional musician for 5 years and it made him crazy every time that song came on. He was " douche? Wrapped up like a DOUCHE???? What the heck does that even mean????" Sadly he passed away before it dawned on me it was a deuce. You have no idea how many times I have wished I could tell him nooo its was deuce like a coup !! He helped me with so many Elton and Beatles songs and introduced me to music I had never heard. I knew loads of old songs from 40s swing to 80s and everything in between. But he pulled some gems out from deep cuts on albums and gave me some new songs to love.

The iconic resemblance to his brother is so scary he looks identical but yet calm unlike Chris....... Legend

I was 9 years old when “Love will keep us together” by Captain & Tenille was released. I always thought the lyrics, “ Young and beautiful But someday your looks will be gone! When the others turn you off, Who'll be turning you on?,” was “But someday your lips will be gone!” 😂😂😂 To this day that’s how I still sing it 😁

"Someone left the cake out in the rain. I don't think that I can take it, 'cause it took so long to bake it, and I'll never have that recipe again !" Ahhh the 70's cocaine fueled disco lyrics.

@grandmalovesmebest

2 жыл бұрын

I remember singing that when it first came out. My husband said I must have misunderstood the lyrics.😡

@daybird2

2 жыл бұрын

Arthur Treacher once recited that entire song as a poem on the Merv Griffin Show and I laughed until I hurt all over! (think I just dated myself)

@triggerwarning5762

2 жыл бұрын

The original was Richard Harris, 1968.

@rort1371

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes lyrics are just meant to paint a vivid picture of a scene in your head. It doesn’t always have to make sense

@angelamillard6418

2 жыл бұрын

❤ actual lyrics lol😂

Years ago I went to a club with a girl I worked with. The DJ started playing a song by Bananarama called Venus. Except she had never caught the title. She starts singing at the top of her lungs, "Well, I'm your penis, I'm your fire, At your desire!" I said um, it is called Venus, so you just got one word wrong there. Right in the middle of the song, we had a blackout as it was a storm outside. She was still singing along and right when the lights went out, she yelled, Well I'm your penis... Every person in the bar started to laugh!!

@sherryczerniejewski1850

2 жыл бұрын

That song was originally recorded by a group Shocking Blue in 1968. I've always thought they used "Venus" in the lyrics because in those days you couldn't say "penis" in a song or on the radio

@beatlesrgear

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍

@3dove37

2 жыл бұрын

😃😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

@celizabethteal1444

2 жыл бұрын

🤣

@christacooper140

2 жыл бұрын

God you just finished the lyrics for me I sing a song just to make people laugh and instead of she's got it I sing she farted yeah baby she farted she came from Venus gagged on your penis yeah she farted

My niece came home from church one Sunday and I asked her what she did and how it went...she said her favorite part is when they were singing...I asked what song...she replied: "Gladly, the cross-eyed bear"! Made Jesus grin, no doubt!

@kobayashi.official

Жыл бұрын

When I was a kid and we’d confess our sins in church and say “I am heartily sorry for them” I always thought we were saying “I am hardly sorry for them.” XD gives it quite a different meaning! Pretty sure Jesus thought it was adorable.

@simonsmith1974

Жыл бұрын

This comment made my year.

@ceruleanblue09

Жыл бұрын

​@@kobayashi.official Oh my goodness! I would say something similar "Oh my God, I'm partly sorry...."! So funny!

@andrewvelonis5940

Жыл бұрын

That's an old one.

@MsGbergh

Жыл бұрын

I thought there was a line in 'He who would true valour see', was 'He first avowed in tent, to be pilgrim.' It gave me an image of a man who turned a hiking and camping holiday, into a pilgrimage. The 23rd psalm confused me. Why were we singing about not wanting the Lord my Shepherd?

I remember finding a website of misheard lyrics that people would send in, and the one that always stayed in my head was that classic Aerosmith song… “Lovin’ an alligator!”

@dinaghikas7933

Жыл бұрын

Was it kissthisguy? I loved that website.

@kenwittlief255

10 ай бұрын

slow talking Walter, the Fire Engine Guy

My dad used to offer to drive me to school and then he'd roll down the window and sing loudly while I sank to the floor with embarrassment!

@chrisbailey518

2 жыл бұрын

That's good parenting

@dewalt4594

Жыл бұрын

Wow , you got a ride to school ? That must of been nice in the bad weather . A few kids I went to school with didn't even know who their dad was. You sound like a very lucky person Karen . You should call your dad and tell him thanks

Missheard Lyrics are the greatest thing Pop Music is giving us. In Germany we are often referring to those type of songs as "Agathe Bauer" songs, which has its origin to that Snap! song "the Power" from 1989 where you always hear that shout "I GOT THE POWA!" but someone somewhere heard the name"Agathe Bauer!" instead. And so the whole thing basically became the name for a genre of missheard lyrics. I even recall someone mentioning he heard in Pink Floyd's "Another Brick In The Wall pt.2" the line "the dogs are handsome in the classroom" instead of "no dark sarcasm in the classroom".

@denalinde

Жыл бұрын

I always heard “no doctor has them in the classroom”

@abbymorel4925

Жыл бұрын

There's a website dedicated to misheard lyrics: "kissthisguy". (Based on whats-is-pickle's "Kiss the sky", misheard to "kiss this guy")

Someone should work this Neil Diamond lyric into one of these routines: "I am"... I said To no one there And no one heard at all Not even the chair OK, if you're expecting a chair to hear your existential cry you need to back off and wait 'till you come down.

I had friend in High School who thought Paul Simon's song "Kodachrome" lyric, "I got a Nikon camera I love to take a photograph" was actually "I got a knife in grandma, I love to take a photograph".

@johnheath4305

Жыл бұрын

Walk this Way = Walter Sway

Weird Al made a career from doing this.

@jeffrichards1537

2 жыл бұрын

Weird Al is a God among men when it comes to music comedy.

@brandi8040

2 жыл бұрын

Weird Al is a genius. 🙏

@Somegirl811

2 жыл бұрын

Yes!!! Weird Al forever!

@RondTripp

2 жыл бұрын

My fave!

@Primalxbeast

2 жыл бұрын

That's different because he's intentionally funny. 😀

On my way home from work the female DJ came on and she could barely breathe she was laughing so hard. She said someone called in and requested “There’s a Bathroom on the Right” instead of “There’s a Bad Moon on the Rise.” To this day when I hear the song I sing there’s a bathroom on the right😂

@kenmclemore523

Жыл бұрын

Of course... KDM

@eunique4819

Жыл бұрын

OMG - I will never get that out of my head

@GeckoHiker

Жыл бұрын

That IS the name of the song. I was a teenager when that came out, and we never got to look up the lyrics on the internet. So what they said is what it was.

@johnnicolette9919

Жыл бұрын

Funny thing is there is a live album where John Fogerty actually sings the line 'there's a bathroom on the right'

@cnault3244

Жыл бұрын

Reminded me of the group National Velvet and their song "Sex Gorilla". The song was actually called Sasparilla, but when they were starting to become popular at night clubs & smaller venues they kept getting requests shouted to do "Sex Gorilla" so they just went with taht and changed the title of the song and just said sex gorilla in stead of sasparilla.

13:05 What's even more hilarious is the guitarist for the Doobie Brothers was one of the original guitarists for Steely Dan before that, and he recommended the backup singer from Steely Dan who sang backups on that part, to be hired as the lead singer for the Doobie Brothers.🤣 I doubt this guy even knew that, but called it spot on anyway. He can't remember lyrics, but he remembers the sound.

"whatever you do, I'll be two steps behind" back when you could stalk all day. good times. thank you Def Leppard

@angelbear_og

10 ай бұрын

"Every move you make, every step you take -- I'll be watching you!" From "The Police" haha!!

My son, aged 4, had a slight speech impediment and I will never forget hearing him innocently sing "play dat futtin musit white boy".

@Yougaljuboja

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@luigi-time5004

Жыл бұрын

*America*

@josephsolowyk7697

Жыл бұрын

Slight? 😂

@MammalianCreature

Жыл бұрын

@@luigi-time5004 Weebs

@aqua6613

Жыл бұрын

I think at 4 pretty much everyone sounds like they have a slight speech impediment...it's called childhood 😆

12:35- that is the best and funniest Michael McDonald impression I've ever seen.

@venomousbluefrog

Жыл бұрын

The comedian missed an opportunity there b/c Michael McDonald ALSO does background vocals on the Steely Dan song "Peg"

@robadams5799

Жыл бұрын

It's the ONLY Michael McDonald impression I've ever seen.

@MisterBeauJanGels

10 ай бұрын

VH1 used to have programs full of interview clips by C-listers and D-listers trying to move up the career ladder by showing the world how funny and clever they were. One such program had someone goofing on Michael McDonald by comparing him to Charlie Brown's parents. It might be this same guy for all I remember.

Everyone is hilarious. But, Brad Upton is just straight up GENIUS!😂

@bakhytgul4457

Жыл бұрын

Yep! Watched and rewatched his part :)))

@TracyIce

Жыл бұрын

I love Brad Upton, should be a lot more popular he deserves it. Never a dull moment listening to his shows!

@thatdamkat

10 ай бұрын

Yes He Is! ❤😂❤

@gregb8565

3 ай бұрын

Been waiting 2 years since I saw this fir him to visit the Bay Area

It really is, "Blinded by the light, revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night."😁

Combined, my sister and I had England Dan and John Ford Coley singing "I'm not talking 'bout the linen, and I don't want to change your life, but there's a warm wind blowing the stars around, and I'd really love to see you tonight."

@elisabethseaton6521

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was the Stars are out

@notsoseriousmoonlight

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yes, I remember that linen!

@ericbartol

2 жыл бұрын

@@elisabethseaton6521 It is. That was my contribution to the mess we made.

@eyeswideopen8570

2 жыл бұрын

That's exactly the way I sang it!! This made me laugh so hard!

@MiscMartiniGal

2 жыл бұрын

Oh man, one night watching "The Long Kiss Goodnight" I paused when the song started to tell my husband the wrong lyrics I used to sing. And them Samuel did the same! I laughed so hard!

Peter Gabriel’s song “big time,” helped me so much. My little boy thought it said “pee time” so he would run to the toilet to go. Then it became poop time and he was potty trained! 😜😂🤣

@wesleytownsend8214

Жыл бұрын

You are brilliant! I’d like to time travel back about 12 years for my grandson and try that! I wish you the very best!

@bobstadelmayer8402

Жыл бұрын

You got to fight...for your right...to potty!

@nostradamus7648

Жыл бұрын

Don't get too excited. That's the same kid picking out your nursing home.

@fluidikons

Жыл бұрын

It's even got encouraging lines like "I'm on my way I'm making it.."🤣🤣

@design_is_my_jam8823

Жыл бұрын

​@@fluidikons 😂😂😂

Up until two years ago I thought the lyrics were "all the boys think she's a spaz, she's got Betty Davis eyes"

My oldest daughter used to sing, “Like a silly can holder” instead of “Like the ceiling can’t hold us.” 😂 My middle daughter sang, “You can call me green bean” for “You can call me queen bee” on Royals by Lourdes. The best was best friend, in HS we loved Metallica and we were cruising around one night when she belted out, “Nupa joined this earth and quickly he said dude!” From the song The Forgiven.” The actual lyrics are, “New blood joins this earth, and quickly he’s subdued.” 😂😂😂

" i'd catch a grenade for her " "prove it son" ... best reply

@rsnak3803

2 ай бұрын

😊

My thing is ruining lyrics on purpose. Wife luuuuuvs it so daymn much. Disney songs are my fave. "Let's Do Blow, Let's Do Blow, stick our nose right in that snow!"

" You're getting ahead of me ma'am " Laugh my arse off .

I was visiting my daughter in Utah when the hokey-pokey lyricist passed away. There was a Mormon church across the street. I was sitting on the porch reading, enjoying the day when my two dozen identical vehicles pulled into the parking lot Out of each vehicle came six people, all boys from one half, all girls from the other, they all stood quietly for a few moments and then out of the church building came the hokey-pokey song over a loudspeaker They all danced the hokey-pokey, bowed to each other afterwards, went to their respective vehicles, got in them and drove off. I wish I’d had my phone with me and could’ve recorded that. It was kind of mind blowing.

14:20 Shockingly accurate Eddie Vedder impression right here.

@Burnout1997

2 жыл бұрын

Owen Benjamin does a great Eddie Vedder as well

@victorianewton2426

2 жыл бұрын

I know and its so true

I DO actually know those lyrics no one does: "Blinded by the light Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night" A deuce is an old slang term for a two seater car -- a roadster.

@melanietoth1376

Жыл бұрын

I was sure it had something to do with douche. Part of the reason I avoided looking it up for ages. I wasnt sure i wanted to know

@evilbob840

Жыл бұрын

@@melanietoth1376 Yeah, it really does sound a lot like that.

@KristenKras

Жыл бұрын

I always thought it was a douche ........

@Fredman2410

Жыл бұрын

More precisely, a "deuce" is a 1932 Ford coupe with a V8 - deuce being for the year, not doors. This was a very popular car during the hot rod era.

@CC-bu2gv

Жыл бұрын

Oh I thought a deuce was a turd. And a runner in the night is when you got food poisoning and you're running to the toilet.

"Life is old there, older than the trees, younger than the mountains.... Growing Like A Weed"... I loved this video thank you for sharing

"I wanna reach out and grab you Jay-neee, I know what love ay-is" Dying lol.

I guy I used to work for thought it was funny that he use to think Mick Jagger was singing I'll never be your pizza burning instead of "I'll never be your beast of burden." Don't think I will ever forget that.

All Pearl Jam songs sound like my drunk uncle singing in the garage 😂

@rorschach4391

2 жыл бұрын

Evenflow!!!

@tophernuttle420

2 жыл бұрын

I'm certain I heard a shabalabadingdong in there fkn somewhere....

@robadams5799

2 жыл бұрын

I've been noticing that a disturbing number of singers lately have been sounding like Hootie and the Blowfish--which means they sing like they have a clothespin on their nose.

@lisagulick4144

2 жыл бұрын

@@rorschach4391 While i agree about Vetter's enunciation, the song you mention is serious. There's nothing stupid about homeless people with mental problems.

@chriswhite2151

2 жыл бұрын

The tunes sound like he is making them up as he is singing them.

An old friend of mine used to sing the lyrics to "We got the beat" by the Go-Go's as "We got big feet" and I, and now you, will never hear it the same again. You're welcome.

Lol my mother always thought they were singing bow-legged woman 😆😆🤣🤣

@robadams5799

Жыл бұрын

Your mother thought who were singing "bow-legged woman"?

13:26 "I think they had the Doobie Brothers in the middle" Kind of, yeah. Michael McDonald joined the Doobie Brothers in 1975 and also sang backup on several Steely Dan songs, including "Peg."

Lady Falone. Lady Falone. I’ve got two chickens, a pair of dice! 🎶 Mondegreens (misheard lyrics) are priceless!

I love the parallels drawn between country and hip hop. The lyrics run down a laundry list of objects and terms that sell records and they all have to include those in their song to make a hit.

“Somebody calls you, you answer quite slowly, the girl with colitis goes byyyyyy....”

@notsoseriousmoonlight

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jonelfilipek7848

2 жыл бұрын

You made me spit laugh!

@lauramalek3128

2 жыл бұрын

'Cause...you know if she DID....she WOULD go by ....um ....slowly. 😁

@user-np7pq2gy1v

Жыл бұрын

Lol!

@Kaaukuu

Жыл бұрын

That's awesome! Set it up with, "Name a song about inflammatory bowel disease."

AT 10:50, I SPIT OUT MY COFFEE!🤣 the thought of my wife twerking in front of the kids and grandkids... GOLD!

"I got 10 bathrooms, I can crap all day" Oy 🤧😆😆😆😆

My wife singing Lady Gaga's Poker Face: "Carry my, cary my, my poker face!" Belting it out as confident as can be!

I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought he said "wrapped up like a dousche" lmao.

"Who put the bomp" by Barry Mann (1961) is probably one of the songs from the era that actually got self irony about its nonsensical lyrics.

"We have identified the body but we're not sure who the name is" well done man well done

When one of our daughter's were little she would be watching the cartoon the jetsons. She would be singing along with the theme song. Every time they got to the part that said Jane his wife she would say Jane is right. She is now 40 and it still makes me laugh to this day.

I always heard it as "Blinded by the light. Wake up like a goose in the middle of the night."

@martytarver4544

Жыл бұрын

Wrapped up like a deuce and a runner in the night… 🤷🏻‍♂️

@certainly2509

Жыл бұрын

@@martytarver4544 What do those lyrics even mean? Lol.

@duckduckgoismuchbetter

Жыл бұрын

@@certainly2509 it messed me up for ages too. The real lyrics (from memory, having looked them up years ago), are, "Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night". The deuce in the song is a reference to a particular 1932 Ford. I think, the same kind of "little deuce coupe" that The Beach Boys sang about. Edited: A Duesenberg, a high-end car from the early 20th century, was nicknamed Duesy.

@certainly2509

Жыл бұрын

@@duckduckgoismuchbetter Thanks, now that much more sense now! 👍

@duckduckgoismuchbetter

Жыл бұрын

@@certainly2509 I corrected it btw, the reference is actually to a Ford. And a Duesenberg was referred to as a Duesy. Which, until I just now looked it up, I had always assumed was the source of the word "doozy". But apparently doozy came before Duesenbergs. You can learn something every day.

True Story - There was a Peter, Paul and Mary show. I asked my son to come listen. I told him they were the conscience of our country. Their first song was about a blue frog. He did not say anything but he chuckled a little and gave THAT LOOK. LOL

@ineedanap1085

Жыл бұрын

I had CD I recorded once by the Mamas and Papas. My daughter seen it and asked " who are the Mammas and Pappaws ?😂😂

@kenmclemore523

Жыл бұрын

Sooo... when they got to "Puff, the Magic Dragon"? KDM 🤣

Mine was always the song Guantanamera. Had a friend that swore it was "One ton tomata, I wanna one ton tomata...". As a result I always sing that lyric when I hear the song. One day at the office that song came on the radio so I sang out my friend's lyrics. A co-worker told me to do something anatomically impossible . I swung around, not understanding what I had done. She was wearing a bright red jumpsuit. She refused to believe my story and that it was not directed at her. She quit a week later. another... Don't go around tonight, Well it's bound to take your life, There's a bathroom on the right. (sorry)

Haven't listened to the whole thing yet, but "Your body is a wonderland" always cracks me up, because I be like, "Going down the wrong rabbit hole there, aren't you"

The hokey pokey joke was the darkest clean joke I've heard until the next one

@Thi-Nguyen

Жыл бұрын

I died laughing before he even started because I immediately knew where it was going. 🤣🤣🤣

@Chanteuse66

Жыл бұрын

I can only imagine what it was like when they were trying to put the guy in the casket in the first place!

I legit thought in the country song, "Check Yes or No" he was saying, "Jackass in Rome" my mom still laughs about it.

@paulagbt

2 жыл бұрын

😆😆😆😆😆😆

As a not native English speaker I often think the problem is inside my brain and ears, so when I misheard one or few words of the song, I come to look for the lyrics on the Internet. To my surprise, sometimes that's not me who is wrong, but rather the lyrics which are fucked up as hell 😂.

@diannef315

Жыл бұрын

I feel for the people whose/who's first language isn't English because often English doesn't make sense and the supposed "rules" are only applicable half the time. If you don't believe me try explaining words like lead and led, live, read, red, write, right, hi, high, and the numerous meanings and 2 different pronunciations of bow to a six-year-old. To me, the silliest lyric of all time was "the whippoorwill of freedom" in an Elton John song.

@jamespfitz

Жыл бұрын

@@diannef315 It's whose, and I can explain that to a six year old to she'll remember it the rest of her life-- already did, 40 years ago with my niece & things like "The Homophone Game." It's fun.

@judahofjudea4601

Жыл бұрын

@@diannef315 I'm 37 and I still get tripped up sometimes reading live, not knowing if it's "we're going live in 10 seconds" or "live and let live".

@lynnmaupin-simpson1215

Жыл бұрын

Alexandra, as a non native English speaker I marvel at your sentence structure,grammar, spelling and punctuation. I am a native English speaker with a minor in English. I really, really try to remember all that is important when speaking or writing English. When I get stuck, my go to person is from North Korea ( he says Norse Korea). He can spell,write, and communicate perfectly in English. The older I get, the more profound become the inadequacies of our US education system. The state I live in just banned more books. And everyone hears " there's the bathroom on the right" !

@cjheasley5713

Жыл бұрын

We are a whole mess

“And he says- SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY, so I call her BIG BOOTY..”😂😂

Bakin carrot biscuits, every day Bakin carrot biscuits, every way I've been bakin carrot biscuits, it's all right Bakin carrot biscuits and workin overtime.

@lifted_above

Жыл бұрын

I love carrot cake. Is carrot biscuits very similar? 😆

My wife thought Golden Earring's Radar Love was actually "Red Hot Love". Oh and, I used to, as a kid, think that B.T.O.'s song Taking Care Of Business was.. "Taking Care Of Biscuits"

@pamharris7596

2 жыл бұрын

Me too, years and years I thought that....been driving all night, my hands wet on the wheel lol.

Dogs in the front porch Chickens in the yard Everybody's out there Working so hard 😄

I always got teary eyed when I would hear " I'm going to take you out in the corn field and kiss you between the ears " and my all-time favorite " if my nose was running money I'd blow it all on you" ..... but itsnot

“Big Ole Chair that I Lie On”.. 🤣 “Big Ole Jet Airliner, don’t carry me too far away.” 45 years and my friends own lyrics still crack me up today! 🥰

That B.O.B. "Nothin' on You" line: "Baby you the whole package plus you pay your taxes".... Classic.

Hall & Oates' tune "You Make My Dreams Come True" had the lyric in the middle I thought went this way... "Twist and shout, way out, and grab yourself a brownie, 'cause I ain't the way you found me..."

For years I misheard the line in Pete Gabriel's "Solsbury Hill" that goes "I'll tell them what the smile on my face meant" as "I'll tell them bout the style of my basement"

Knew a girl in 1980ish when Rupert Holmes's, "Escape", aka (The Pina Colada Song) came out. We were in Jr. High so about 13-14 years old. She swore it said, "If you like beef enchiladas" LMAO still to this day at 55.

"I keep my fingernails long so they click when I play the piano", sung by Joe Ely while he plays the guitar. "I'm still standing", sung by Elton John while he sits at the piano.

This is one of the funniest videos, 🤣 I give them all a 9! I watched this alone, and haven't laughed like this in Years! Thank you all, for relieving stress!! 😂

The first time my brother heard Bill Wither's 'Ain't No Sunshine' was in the car with my parents. My dad switch the radio channel right in the middle of the "I know, I know" part and my brother said, "Aww I wanted to hear what he knew!"

Van Hagar: "Only time will tell if we stand the test of time."

@rebeccajones9735

2 жыл бұрын

Did Kamala write that?

@derekshuman9806

2 жыл бұрын

My 23 year old daughter has laughed about this line since she was in middle school!

@beatlesrgear

2 жыл бұрын

@@rebeccajones9735 I know her by her showbiz name: DJ Kamel :)

@seanwilkinson7431

Жыл бұрын

Dr. Dre: "If I slip, then I'm slippin."